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[@Valefisk]

You can try this "fun challenge" for yourself. Stellaris is Completely FREE this Weekend from June 20th-24th! Get it here: play.stellaris.com/Valefisk

[@schiz5829]

"fun challenge" I ahvent even watched the video and I know its not gonna be fun for the people around you lmfao

[@antonagrill4310]

I’d like to but my gaming computer is a old hp 11 that runs windows 10

[@antonagrill4310]

It runs muck like a slideshow

[@thegeneralissimo6172]

honestly i would be down to have another video of this, but this time it not just the scourge its ALL of the crisis at once

[@THETRUEANONYMOUSONE845]

please give us the un cut vid please

[@nicolasrededeo805]

It is pretty subversive for them to make a game called "Campaign of North Africa" take place in space and be called something different

[@dizzy_eevee]

based EAST enjoyer

[@tombnomb2938]

actually so bizarre fr fr

[@robocop1279]

When is that campaign of north Africa vid coming? I'd love to see how horrible it is, there has to be some terrible secret about it for it to be used as a wepon like civ beyond earth

[@FilthyCasualty]

@@robocop1279 It’s complex and supposedly takes like 2 months to finish a single game of. That in itself already sounds pretty terrible.

[@bottomtempo]

i read submissive bottom brain moment

[@aaronho1914]

Can you believe it chat? CNA just a week away!

[@ZephyrTM101]

Every time someone says it, you-know-what gets pushed back another week, stop saying it! XD

[@cookie_jar706]

@@ZephyrTM101 CNA, just a week away! I am so excited by this news!

[@andrew6341]

just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week

[@FilthyCasualty]

CNA in a week. Woohoo! I am so happy about this information.

[@Obamalover88]

​@@ZephyrTM101JUST A WEEK AWAY! WOW!

[@moonsalibi]

The campaign calls, Mr. Fisk. You can't avoid it forever.

[@RoseLexThorne]

Ah, yes, Africa. The only place safe from Spiderman and Daredevil.

[@mousesteam7882]

@@RoseLexThorne But not from Capitalism. Only Spaace is free of that.

[@Captain-J-Amadaeus]

@@RoseLexThorneThe first Spider-person was an African god, not even Africa can escape him.

[@ilya1488krutoj]

@@Captain-J-Amadaeus no way Yakub was a Spider-person

[@Captain-J-Amadaeus]

@@ilya1488krutoj I was referring to Anansi, who’s Yakub?

[@Arxtxc]

Paradox interactive just has Vale on speed dial at this point

[@Unlimitedpooowwwwwaaaaa]

Just a giant cockroach button in their office that summons him

[@Mamorufumio]

@@Unlimitedpooowwwwwaaaaayeah it’s along side the following buttons let’s game it out’s button, the plague doctor button, the spiffing Brit button, the amphibian button and a button for hazzor.

[@Unlimitedpooowwwwwaaaaa]

@@Mamorufumio they just get sucked up into the office through giant tubes from the floor

[@Infinite_Archive]

​@@MamorufumioAnd the Door Monster button!

[@OutbackCatgirl]

paradox is under the impression that valefisk prints money for them

[@deltalord6969]

If video time is proportionally linked to development then campaign for north africa is about to be a week long marathon

[@naplockblubba5369]

Considering that's how long it takes to play the game that'd make sense EDIT: Wait I was wrong, it's about a month not a week

[@WPope]

Isnt it 1 month of constant play?​@@naplockblubba5369

[@thatdamncrow9197]

@@naplockblubba5369more like a year or 2

[@RedShocktrooperRST]

Does a game of CNA really take as long as the actual North African Campaign or something?

[@nishatelya7576]

Longer than the Beverly Hills review

[@arkane1732]

2 in a week? Goddamn we're getting treated here

[@mryeast101]

He wants to distract us from Campaign for North Africa

[@mihael64]

Spoiling us fr

[@mihael64]

​@@mryeast101The CNA video is imminent

[@elsgare8485]

Nice pfp.

[@arkane1732]

@@elsgare8485 brother

[@dogeinacactus180]

"IT" BECKONS YOU VALE. YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE IT.

[@levfox]

"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!"

[@cmmpr111]

THE FINNISH HAVE MOVED TO AFRICA, VALE.

[@Rebateman]

Imagine if Paradox sponsors you with the condition that you play CNA for the next video. Then your friends have no excuse.

[@ZKP314]

Then watch Vale play the part of CoD 2 set in the North African Campaign.

[@How_Do_I_Set_a_Username]

@@ZKP314 thatd be a pretty rad bait and switch

[@SchrodingerMil]

Iirc, Dyno or someone said they already filmed it a long time ago.

[@Rebateman]

@@SchrodingerMil well then, Paradox could sponsor the editors

[@bananabuns1369]

​@@ZKP314 i wouldnt be mad honestly, i still think about price yelling at macgregor for being a crap driver

[@saucysphinx]

ANOTHER UPLOAD SO SOON??? explodes into a fine mist. thank you.

[@minimaster22]

First of the month valefisk when ?!?!?

[@commandershortsight]

AND ITS STELLARIS WOOOOOOOO

[@FilthyCasualty]

*Blows up Saucysphinx with mind*

[@monapump2635]

chamber must edit fast

[@madelynhesson]

omg the real saucysphinx !!

[@phi_mango]

Vale that is why we want the uncut version so we can listen to your silly jokes for ten times as long

[@phi_mango]

Even better would be uncut campaign for north Africa so we can just live out entire lives watching your content/s

[@i-papiseacucumberi-3278]

Just hear these guys ramble and succumb to brainrot for hours. It'd be fun

[@LlamasAtMidnight]

Yeah, I want to my brain to be rotten along with theirs

[@phi_mango]

@@i-papiseacucumberi-3278 this is exactly whayt we all want

[@deedee6613]

You can't run away from the Campaign for North Africa Valefisk

[@Loxu69]

I was gonna say this is valefisk with the power of an editor but then I realized chamber is quite literally the worst person to send 300+GB files to

[@OutbackCatgirl]

just imagine what chamber will do with the campaign for North Africa

[@quackerzduck]

Valefisk can upload as quick as he wants, the campaign is lurking

[@Cholm]

"Send help" he says at 350 hrs. Meanwhile I'm sitting at just shy of 4k hrs....

[@lucifersatan8240]

2395 myself. :)

[@heartysquid]

Yeah but you guys are beyond help

[@lucifersatan8240]

@@heartysquid the galaxy in any game we load into certainty is! :D

[@sixscratch8852]

700 hours and the first time I completed a game was with cosmogenesis because ACOT and broke all ongoing saves B)

[@deci2723]

You've spent half a fucking year playing stellaris?

[@LincolnRhyme-uy3pp]

You cannot escape campaign for North Africa vale

[@Hajilex]

You can't keep running Vale, The campaign for Africa claims all

[@phi_mango]

He is trying to compensate not having it out by giving us more other videos

[@boruchan7636]

Severe lack of spreadsheets in this CNA video.

[@Unlimitedpooowwwwwaaaaa]

The drama teacher at my school almost fell over when I easily new everything about the metamorphoses, she was less impressed when I awkwardly explained I only knew this due to a random guy on KZbin. So that’s how Vale has influence my week.

[@phi_mango]

I managed to get a drama trip to watch a production of metamorphosis because of vale

[@Unlimitedpooowwwwwaaaaa]

God damn legend

[@purpleisthesneakiest]

i feel like slingshot + pre-ftl + scintillating skin lithoid + hivemind is the best plan for this idea insane scouting speed, zero reliance on hyperlanes, basically zero influence cost for taking outposts - you'll have colonies in every corner of the galaxy before the crisis spawns. some of your hive will die, but at least one world will be in the perfect location!

[@roboticgamer8990]

with the right rng you could actually make an immortal empire with this build if you can get to the isolated pre ftl world associated with the chosen star cluster

[@lucifersatan8240]

@@roboticgamer8990 then you can beat the scourge at 2600 with a million repeatable techs.

[@silaenus]

We're still waiting for TCFNA video Vale, you can't keep it from us any longer

[@kingsuperbobboy]

This feels like Futurama humor where they take something normal, make it slightly futuristic and add space to the name

[@timothymclean]

Campaign for Space Africa

[@pravkdey]

Voyage for Africa Prime

[@lucifersatan8240]

2:39 Looks like someone didn't plan around influence. You SHOULD have used "Slingshot to the stars". This origin starts you next to a ruined megastructure that once restored can fling you from one end of the galaxy to the other. The origin also makes it easier to colonize systems far from home, something which is absurdly difficult otherwise. An alternative plan would be militarist psychic origin, eating the entire galaxy yourself before the crisis even got the chance. Psychic start is famously broken.

[@theorixlux]

Good points, then again, with a name like the Democratic Confederation of Innocent Civilians, I don't think Vale was planning that far ahead.

[@Delmworks]

I don’t think you’re beating a crisis even with a psy-boosted started

[@i0a729]

@@Delmworks i think hes saying, you can kill the other players though

[@gaylordzapikowski9053]

There's an option that allows you to force a custom made empire you made to spawn in every game you make. This carries over into multiplayer. This is important because you can then use the slider that decides the amount of empires that spawn in conjunction to force the spawning of only Devouring Swarms, Fanatic Purifiers, Necrophages, Criminal Corps, Barbaric Despoilers, Driven Assimilators, and a Determined Exterminator (only one though because they'll ally each other and that's way more problematic than a couple bandits allying).

[@Endless-fire]

The DA and the DE can ally too. Same with the BD or CC if they are a robot empire.

[@gaylordzapikowski9053]

@@Endless-fire In my experience the DA and DE haven't been very friendly to one another, but maybe the Machine Age changed how that worked? And if you're particularly concerned about BD/CC going robo there are ways to force certain ascension paths on AI empires using the origins, either way that's a problem for the mid-late game.

[@Endless-fire]

@@gaylordzapikowski9053 DE have a -1,000 opinion of organic main species, and a +100 to machine intelligences (bar rogue servitors who get a -200) MI also get a +30 to each other. So a DE likes DA distastes RS and is neutral to non gestalt robots. Btw one of the best interactions is RS to DE, since RS HATE DE.

[@fries5849]

Vale is uploading at a SCARY rate. At this point I expect the CFNA video by like next week.

[@maciejbala477]

just wait for him to now not upload for like 5 months. It's Vale after all

[@greenhound]

>make nice bowl of meatball >check youtube front page to see what to watch while i eat >yay new falevisk video >4 minutes in > poo noise spam

[@FooFoo4230]

A singular meatball? Was it good? What seasoning did you put on it?

[@srennelamirez643]

​@@FooFoo4230 air seasoning

[@levfox]

That one meatball from Voices of the Void.

[@AJ1770s]

Cannot Escape your fate Mister Valefisk you will be the first person to finish the campaign for north Africa the dessert war 1940-43

[@dumplechan]

Even bloodied than the Chicken War between General Tso and Colonel Sanders...was the Dessert War.

[@smiegto]

Valefisk: why take a nap before recording one of my videos. also valefisk: surprise its monopoly!!!!!! 21 hour version.

[@TeaRex]

Man I cant wait for the new feature film from Warner bros. "Campaign for North Africa" I can barely believe its only a week away guys!

[@InsertNormalName]

Fun fact: the base influence cap is 1000. Vale was never getting that kinder egg.

[@lucifersatan8240]

And you can never increase this cap. Don't even know of any mods that do so.

[@sagadeathwitch]

@@lucifersatan8240 I know one of the mods in my playset does, so it is possible. It's just not something that you'd ever really reach normally with everything demanding influence, so why bother.

[@Haalaine]

"to download that Civ footage" ooooh, another Civ video soon? hype giga hype

[@oscull9000]

The voices ... Are singing to Teddy

[@Virtual.mp3]

the classical music picking up at 12:30 freaked me out, thought it was like the voices in Teddy's head

[@kevincronk7981]

Vale says no to CNA because it is suffering, but that's exactly why we want it. There's a reason this video has #pain you have cultivated an audience of sadists

[@Turalcar]

3:07 "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway" - A. S. Tanenbaum

[@des4929]

0:48 congratulations you have successfully gotten me addicted to stellaris

[@lukemimnagh2594]

Vales just dishing out the backlog to keep us entertained whilst he plays Campaign for North Africa and makes the others suffer the most they ever have.

[@elliesteele2027]

Surprised no one tried having the psion origin (being a vassal of a fallen empire) would've at least been able to hold everything off for a bit.

[@egg_addict]

My favorite game of Stellaris I've ever played was when I teamed up with a buddy who had INSANE production. he was assimilating every planet he could, and was a threat to everyone else. I happened to have the strongest military. I also happened to be so far over my fleet limit that I was producing over 230 energy per turn and still was over 100 negative. we proceeded to steamroll everyone.

[@therookiegamer2727]

Vale, you may be able to give us a ton of content, BUT WE WILL NOT FORGET ABOUT CNA

[@RomeoValier]

10:20 I also start humming crazy frog whenever someone says "what's going on?"

[@startedlizard8678]

Oh mister valefisk, may i request the campain of north africa video you have promised use.

[@beastbro9823]

7:50 you know what mentioning drg will do. ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE

[@tacoterrorizer1862]

ROCK AND STONE

[@kolman3178]

Rock And Stone

[@garretthurt1529]

Rock and stone! To the bone!

[@doggolover9063]

For Karl!

[@NovelPond]

Stone.

[@Gabriram]

Imagine waking up one day and just hearing your thoughts all in the Microsoft SAM voice.

[@Solll0]

From One Invasion To The Next

[@Minty7602]

If only you could invade North Africa (sorry I’m just dying for it)

[@snugget23452]

the campaign calls thee, vale of fisk

[@starhalv2427]

Imagine if we go to space and it turns out this is the scenario Milky Way finds itself in 💀

[@Dadwar_Real]

the campaign calls fisk, stop running, the snail may be slow but it will always follow

[@andrew6341]

Valefisk running from Campaign for North Africa video like his life depends on it. And he’s getting away

[@velnoa]

Another video?! We’re eating good! It’s not campaign for North Africa but it will do!

[@ButterKnight-mg7bg]

What's insane is that I'm pretty sure the Virtual rush build could actually survive this.

[@Esuarulift]

Valefisk would upload anything expect Campaign of North Africa XD

[@theorixlux]

Does that make an only fans video more likely than CNA?

[@gabrielc7861]

​@@theorixlux Probably

[@DannyIO]

i agree with the rain thing, even fibre optic cables underground have to send signals to a satallite somewhere down the line, and if its bad weather around it can mess stuff up, it happens around here *near glasgow* in the uk

[@grantsrants665]

My body yearns for the Campaign

[@gamergril5940]

VALEFISK MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!! I started watching your channel because of your Stellaris videos back in the day, and it's still one of my absolute favourite games ever. I'm so hype for this

[@x0blue339]

Two valefisk videos? In one week? No way!! (read this in the magic school bus tune)

[@shinyhero306]

“You have no excuse not to try it” Me when I’m traveling and don’t have access to a decent computer for weeks “I THINK I HAVE ONE”

[@ewhat2844]

I can't believe he's planning on uploading 4 videos in June, considering CNA just a week away!

[@Hammybread]

"The fanatic purifiers have declared war on me", yeah that's kind of what they do. Its their whole schtick.

[@Dr.PlagueDr]

Only 337 hours in the game, this man has not experienced the full depth of depravity available at 1200 hours

[@seaweed2207]

I think I started watching this video on release, got distracted by the Ark pooping clip and then forgot to come back to this one

[@justastickofbutter5547]

14:38 did not expect the Nebulous screenshot

[@jonesso11]

I love the ever evolving arms race between Vale and his friends, Vale finds some new shenanigans every time someone gets wise to his bullshit

[@caos8358]

You may think that two uploads in such a short time may save you. But instead it makes us hungrier. North Africa calls Vale, North Africa calls...

[@ryanrzjr]

Wow! What a fun video! It's been awhile since I've played Stellaris, but now I want to play it and finally buy all the DLC.

[@ryanrzjr]

I am legally required to disclose that this comment is a result of a financial transaction between one "Valefisk" and myself.

[@zoedoocey4496]

Stellaris but we don’t take our meds may have also been an apt title given half the group are hearing voices.

[@simethigsomethingidfk]

I can easily imagine Vale reading "Fun enjoyable challenge" and then cackling like some kind of super villain from a 90s cartoon.

[@dynamo8846]

Fun fact: Teddy’s schizophrenia sounds like Skype TTS straight from 2008. The lore expands

[@ChildNightmare]

This is probably the furst time ive ever checked out a sponsored product and ive been adicted to it ever since thanks for taking away all my freetime and allowing me to negelct my responsibilities

[@danhatter6823]

North Africa calls you, Mr. Fisk. You can only run for so long.

[@Chickenlord396]

I WAS NOT READY FOR THE SYSTEM SHOCK ENGINEERING MID VID

[@cocomagero1725]

Campaign for North Africa when?

[@wyhiobcarlile4879]

you know 9 is a great number, it's 3 raised to the power of 2. Vale also has the 'power' to play campaign for north africa and 'raise' his friendships :)

[@thelonelybritV2]

17:53 "He's doing a Great Library rush..." As I'm playing Civ 5. Building the Great Library... Hmmm...

[@boltfantasticated9705]

They added a feature that lets every crisis spawn one after the other. I think it's time for a redux.

[@huskwalker999]

You can't run away from it vale.

[@John-dg5ny]

Having Mission Control as your advisor is awesome. ROCK AND STONE!!!

[@lukecahill3709]

Lathland pulled up, yawned and said naw it’s to easy

[@redditgalaxy1457]

Another video so soon, I just binged all your videos a week ago. I feel as an emperor, on a golden throne

[@Mamorufumio]

0:35 times that my ten and you’ll have my numbers, those are rookie numbers

[@gdude2775]

Two videos this close together is a godsend!!!

[@genericsnake4141]

Thanks!

[@ChildNightmare]

The voices

[@TheFirstMantoDie]

How the rules are spelled: "In 25 years, all the crisises spawn and the last to die wins" How I read it: "You have 25 years to rush Become Crisis."

[@dodojesus4529]

From thqt point on its a game of dip doge dive supernova

[@imgonnapassoutt]

There is a youtuber called doctor4t making a video called "What if minecraft was a space exploration game" and its right below this video on my subscription page its so funny

[@colincrew1857]

Trans gener

[@Gigajinxed1145]

i feel like this is just the common story for most galaxies the scourge come across, utter despair

[@i3u3_xddd]

Valefisk, I beg of you to stop spoiling us with uploads

[@Mr.Seth7875]

Vale I'm still waiting for the 3 hour CNA video so I can finally subscribe to your highest Patreon and watch the full uncut 16 hour version as well. The people call for progress!

[@SummerDawn1245]

0:20: "WHAM!"

[@KWCHope]

I can't express in words how happy I am to see stellaris on this channel again, thank you genuinely

[@pixelfps2403]

No views in 13 seconds. He fell off

[@paidannappi2731]

absolutely in love with Vale's new upload schedule, just waiting for it to turn back to the 1 video per month.

[@diegopereda2125]

I bought Stellaris three days ago and somehow put in 30 hours already

[@g3m5t0n3]

Holy shit, 2 uploads in a week? Don’t burn yourself out Vale

[@theman-pq9lp]

valefisk, NOT committing war crimes

[@strigon012]

*THE OCEANS MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN!?*

[@aaa-oc8pf]

2 VALEFISK VIDEOS IN A WEEK WTF LETS GO i love it when the first 5 minutes of the video is just on the title screen bc just how funny it was while waiting on the title screen that he had to add it in the video 🤣

[@Ranked_Journey]

Stellaris is always a survival game. You have to purge the xenos before they are able to purge you.

[@lumpman5109]

5:28 oh I'm deaf AND illiterate. I thought they were saying Wormhole PARIS, as in they wanted to put the whole city in a wormhole, which would be on-brand.

[@CritikalJari]

The amount of money paradox must be offering for Vale to upload this quickly after another video must be outstanding