The Pain Factory.

Why does everything I do only make things worse?
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[@Valefisk]

sink pisser gang rise up

[@technought4482]

better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

[@sakuyabestgirl3418]

Wise words

[@sfrinzi429]

​@@technought4482shit I was going to write that

[@heroicmisfortune]

how misfortunate

[@regular4434]

Translation: zinc pisses time rise up

[@samwill7259]

At some point I started believing Valefisk has somehow been wronged by each of these people at some unknown point in his earlier life and is now in the middle of a Count of Monte Cristo level scheme to destroy them all

[@sebay4654]

Keep them just close enough to be be your friends whilst coming up with more and more reasons to play games with them (that are just thinly vale'd torture devices) until they can't handle it anymore

[@SpinoMedia]

@@sebay4654 I see the pun

[@supersmily5811]

I'm guessing the point to start believing that would be upon seeing a video titled: "EXTREME Monopoly."

[@callmefox630]

When is Valevisk taking his mask off and reveals himself as some childhood friend of all of them?

[@the-letter_s]

maivi is NOT beating the wife-stealing allegations

[@PerfectZeroMusic_]

I see the multi-video beer plotline is coming together nicely Act 1: Balcony beer Act 2: Shower beer Act 3: Workplace beer? (Boss beer)

[@elloo98]

It's just scandinavian things. I found beer on a fencepost the other day, and last autumn i found a six-pac in a bush. Fencepost beer was alright.

[@Ouroborus_the_endless]

How was the bush beer?

[@elloo98]

@@Ouroborus_the_endless If I recall it was Falcon Export, so cheap light lager. Nothing too interesting. Fencepost was Visby Weiss.

[@milkmessiah5192]

Road Beer

[@EslayerTM]

naw act 3 is surely road beer

[@LynxHylix]

Maivi is NOT beating the E-girl allegations

[@elliehugg]

omg hi lynx i love ur accent

[@LowProfile0247]

@@elliehuggso true

[@aspl5717]

​@@elliehugg real

[@rexthewolf3149]

No she isn’t.

[@richard6196]

I'm me and I approve this message.

[@louisstgermain8864]

"Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence" for at least 15 minutes straight.

[@littledragonchild1757]

Hanlan's Razor baby!

[@richard6196]

Vary the time span and you have the average Valefisk video

[@pilotlist6276]

45 minutes straight

[@CZOM027]

That also applies to the pissers

[@DoubleTrouble-li5wi]

Honestly, with Valfisk, it's better to assume both.

[@quinism1136]

Vales subtitling the names of people as their text color is so nice

[@nemtudom5074]

Its genuinely one of the big reasons why i love his videos so much

[@NocturnalTyphlosion]

it makes the chaos easier to follow, and, thus, WAY funnier

[@acid3129]

My nans house was built in the 1910s and at some point had a renovation one of the rooms had a bathroom built onto it then for some reason they removed the walls took the toilet out but left the sink so my bedroom growing up had a random sink in the corner. In my teens that sink was my lifeline when I would come home smashed and in my drunk state I would step out of bed piss in the sink then lay back down again all without having to stumble to the actual toilet down the hallway

[@ArcNine9Angel]

Thanks for sharing 😂

[@acid3129]

@@ArcNine9Angel funny thing is they also mentioned stoke on trent in the video where I lived at the time

[@buttonasas]

How do you do it drunk? Isn't the sink elbow-high?

[@acid3129]

@That Scar it's old so was made about waist high

[@buttonasas]

@@acid3129 wait what, how does being old relate? :D I guess height depends on a lot of factors and "children being able to use it" is accounted for in some places and not others.

[@Solll0]

This has made me permanently paranoid.

[@Silverwolfe3198]

Every interaction with Vale from this point onwards will have a twist…(I.e he’s exploiting you guys for content, I think you need some for of compensation)

[@immortalaxolotl]

@@Silverwolfe3198 They should go on strike lol

[@Brigtzen]

så DU e den norske fyren!

[@proxy1035]

0:35 Factorio is very similar. you just start building and suddendly it's 5h later and you sit in the middle of a massive bowl of spaghetti that somehow works. difference is that with a 2D top-down perspective it's a lot easier to handle than with a fully 3D game

[@luxill0s]

Mindustry is similar but it’s a massive bowl of spaghetti factories and conveyor belts that somehow hasn’t been blown up yet by the waves of enemies being sent your way every few minutes

[@feryth]

Unfortunately, Factorio has the "Last user:" detail stored in each entity, so active sabotage beyond deleting things will foil impostors very quickly

[@proxy1035]

@@feryth hmm, does that only refer to whoever placed the entity, or last interacted with it? if the former then you can still sabotage others in a lot of different ways. for example rotating things, changing/removing recpies, setting chest limits, putting trash on belts, setting splitter filters, etc.

[@feryth]

@@proxy1035 last interacted.

[@Abyssal_Entity]

@@luxill0s And in multiplayer servers there's always that one guy that's trying to destroy the core with thorium reactors

[@alt1763]

Suggestion: Do this in Factorio, but the impostors are only informed of being impostors once green science is researched, of course don't tell them about this first, just make everyone think it was a regular run until it's researched disable map player names and make everyone the same colour

[@Yoatino]

Yeah but don't allow construction delete, its impossible otherwise, but they still can build a shit ton of useless things to make mess and still unable things a steak ressources

[@Greenlog12]

Making everyone the same color without nametags would make it almost impossible.

[@alt1763]

@@Yoatino make marking for deconstruction allowed until construction bots are researched, since they stop whatever's marked from working

[@timothymclean]

@@Greenlog12 "It's the orange one! I saw the orange one stealing all the labs!" "We're _all_ orange." "It's the orange one who was stealing labs!"

[@nemtudom5074]

Ohohoh, thats naughty!

[@TheTownGuard]

Everytime I hear someone cry out in anguish because of their friend messing with them, it reminds me of the time I played 7 days to die with my friends and we ended up all trolling eachother. Weather that was one guy leaving massive potholes, me laying down landmines, the canadian turning our local forest into a plains, or the guy who would move loot into random boxes, it was a lot of fun. I still remember being called a mother fucker for filling someone's front airlock with mines.

[@tac6557]

I used to put barbwire flat on the ground and my friend would yell "YOU BASTARD"

[@barmybarmecide5390]

*Whether

[@TheTownGuard]

@@barmybarmecide5390 Thank you

[@bloodaggie859]

Ah yes, three friends Me, my friend and THE CANADIAN

[@TheTownGuard]

@@bloodaggie859 He is my friend, but he is also the token Canadian :D

[@spacedrake9141]

Satisfactory is quite possibly the best game to subtly mess with people

[@simmanz7422]

maybe they should have restricted the sabotaging, like cooldowns or not deleting but stopping/being more subtile than removing

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

​@@simmanz7422even just limiting it to not removing machines (but belts are fair game) would probably have made it more enjoyable and harder to detect.

[@simmanz7422]

@@theapexsurvivor9538 it is clear that every little bit would have helped

[@GreyRush]

"Your shower curtain is gunna get caked in it!" WHAT WORLD YOU LIVING IN THAT YOUR SHOWER CURTAIN ISNT GETTING RINSED EVERYTIME YOU SHOWER

[@Shenaldrac]

I have a theory that these anti-shower-pissers are misunderstanding what peeing in the shower is. I think that _they_ think that we mean going into the shower while it's not on for the express purpose of peeing. Which yes, would be gross! But I don't think that's what anyone is actually talking about.

[@meatkirbo]

I’m definitely a fan of the “among us but in” series that seems to be a thing now

[@daedalus332]

Imagine if the imposters had figured out that by using mass dismantle you can dismantle stuff from even further away and be looking the complete other direction, that would make it impossible XD

[@justinpohl8986]

"Why settle for the sink to piss in, if you have a dishwasher" - Sun-Tzu, if he was a modern day Floridian.

[@eloryosnak4100]

You're a fucking beast

[@BrotatoeGod]

Why not the washing machine?

[@cheyannegiles9772]

Text colors Vale-white Chamber-purple Novel-light green Lynx-mint maivi-pink candy-blue Scutch-light brown Solll-tan

[@bawpt1590]

I thought difficulty peaked at joe mongoose but completing satisfactory with friends is a new layer of hell

[@alephnole7009]

i love how this gets harder and harder the bigger the factory grows because its harder to tell whos where and whats actually wrong

[@coliimusic]

The Spy line "It could be you, it could be me..." sums up Soll's vibe the whole game lmao

[@reinickedevos4205]

29:55. Finial piece of evidence: Maivi saying she's been hand-crafting smart plating. The thing that cannot be handcrafted.

[@Winasaurus]

Probably means hand-feeding a machine. Like how you do in Factorio at the start.

[@grumbotron4597]

The ridiculous range of the deconstruction tool is really unbalanced for this game mode. As soon as someone says they suspect someone else, just watch that suspect from the hill, and delete things near them to gaslight everyone into thinking they are the imposter while you hide in the shadows.

[@Dogtron3030]

that "without further adieu" hit me like salt on a slug and got me worse in 3 seconds than anything the imposter could possibly do in 3 hours

[@mellow_mallow]

Without further goodbye

[@Bigcal1292]

That door-knocking soundboard got me as well. I thought someone was knocking from inside my closet.

[@God-xr4yu]

???

[@J0hnzie]

The shower, right, the shower, is like a human cleaning area. It's got a drain, where all the fluid goes out. The act of USING the shower is cleaning both yourself, AND the shower as long as you aren't like hosing the walls or something. If all you're doing is pissing in the drain it's literally getting washed away in the act of using it, and it's going into a wastewater pipe. There is nothing weird about pissing in the shower.

[@FloridianFool]

This does not apply to ALL showers, but… isn’t there usually a toilet a few steps away?

[@J0hnzie]

@@FloridianFool Yeah, but if you're showering for something like 10-20 minutes and you need to piss it's easier to just do it.

[@Shenaldrac]

@@FloridianFool Who wants to get out of the nice warm shower, the cold air of the bathroom like a punch to the gut, dripping water all over the floor to take a piss only to then get back into the shower? What's the point? It's so inconvenient and unnecessary. Not to mention an increased risk of slipping and falling from walking around dripping wet on the tiles! OR do you think in the middle of doing your hair if you feel the urge someone should immediately turn the shower off, dry themselves, then get out, pee at the toilet, get back in, turn the water back on, need to use 2 towels now because the one you used mid-shower is wet... I'm not sure how much more obvious it can be why this is a silly thing to do. Just piss in the shower.

[@ImHardToUnderstand]

Vale has literally invented Alzheimer's Among Us and it's 10x better than any other Among Us.

[@cabracadabra_4256]

I really hope that if Vale ever gets imposter he doesnt say anything in the video, leaving us to guess if hes one of them or just an incompetent fool

[@KingDerpy13]

If there's ever a game that Vale can't make into a torture game (Crypt, the ChatGPT board game, etc. etc.), he just turns regular games into Among Us (EU4, Satisfactory, etc. etc.)

[@esmeecampbell7396]

I cannot comprehend of the mind of someone who runs into the shower after waking up one morning and running late for work... but then thinks "no I need to switch this off, get out of the thing that drains into the sewer to piss into another thing that drains into the sewer" They are degenerates and they need their hard drives looking at.

[@fugyfruit]

Shower drains are not designed with piss in mind the pee will corrode the drain there's a reason toilets are ceramic

[@BigGymLad]

Vale you have got to do this again, it's so damn fun to watch

[@ImDaRealBoi]

Hold up, I'd have to argue that shower pissing is MORE SANITARY than toilet pissing (but that doesn't mean I step into the shower just to piss, ofc I use the toilet) You are in a contained environment where any liquid that splashes around stays inside the area, as well as constant running water that will wash any specks off so you don't get a ricochet issue. If you do somehow miss the drain, first of all it's disgusting and concerning that you can't aim in what's essentially a really big urinal surface, but you can also just splash some water to run off the area that you somehow got dirty. Twin streams? Don't worry, the shower is forgiving.

[@rachelr8067]

I know im objectively wrong because shower pissing makes sense, but to me it feels like an issue of boundaries. Like if I start letting myself piss in the shower then what’s next? Why not just piss anywhere?? There has to be limits

[@ImDaRealBoi]

@@rachelr8067 people piss into the bushes you know. The limits are not really complicated, just don't piss where someone would step into it/anything important. Don't piss in front of someone either, unless they're into that, but that's not me personally so just stick with the former.

[@porter5224]

This was a harrowing documentary, and easily one of your best works. World War 2 was such a horrible time.

[@Seagull_House]

i absolutely adore maivi's pain, it is my favorite part of every single torture video

[@rootedapollo8908]

This is interesting considering the fact that me and my friend built a base in this EXACT spot. Just yesterday.

[@chromasus9983]

Considering the amounts of hilarious content Vale & Co. put out all the time, this video was an absolute blast from start to finish. Makes me kind of wish for more rounds of this.

[@undeadwolfemilia]

This game is honestly such a fun time and you guys just made it even better

[@grodit]

damn soundboard knock at 26:48. My right ear is directly pointing to the front door. Guess who paused the video, opened it like a chump, and stood dumbfounded that nobody was in the hallway...

[@WyxianGames]

This would honestly be fun as a game concept on its own, just a social deduction game taking place in a game where you have to build something with actual building mechanics in a given amount of time while "imposters" try to either destroy it or hinder its progress for a given amount of time.

[@Breepable17]

This makes me want to see an attempt at a tour of their regular multiplayer game

[@Deb_Boi]

That door soundboard baited me too...

[@kitchengun1175]

i love this new genre of valefisk videos where he either tortures his friends or makes among us gamemodes in games where there seriously shouldn't be among us gamemodes

[@Astrodexterous]

Vale, your content is so good. Reminds me of goofing around with my friends online when we all had a lot more free time on our hands. You're the only channel that I'll see a video with a high runtime in my recommended and immediately start watching rather than hitting 'watch later'. Keep up the great work! ❤

[@MorkandGork]

I love they say vale is a bad liar even though he wasn’t lying 😂

[@waffleiron6929]

I got baited by the sound board watching this at 3am in the middle of a storm.

[@XxboxodxX-nk4mz]

bro the piss conversation was better then the actual subject of the video💀

[@lagspike7763]

The balcony beer into the shower beer evolution is what I didn't know I needed

[@KirbyRL]

its 3am that knocking door sound messed with me so much

[@BloodyMobile]

0:45 that factory is clean and orderly, compared to what I stamp into the ground when I start out. "can somebody die?" - "NOW IS MY TIME!" ... that needs to be a shirt xD I hope CoffeeStain expands the modding api of the game (if needed that is) to make this an actual gamemode. It'd be really hilarious xD

[@shuvelstone1331]

I need more valefisk content, these videos are too entertaining to come out so far apart

[@BallsvonDrippIII]

I love how the discord goes DEAD silent when the knocking starts 26:44

[@snowjack1414]

that shit got me too lmao

[@BierBart12]

I flinched hard

[@cloaker416]

Got me too good

[@Americanbadashh]

31:05 When the timeline resets but you keep your memories of how things where before

[@NovelPond]

DO NOT UNDER ANY CURCUMSTANCES PISS IN THE SINK!

[@somedood07]

Literally 1984

[@hayond656]

That thumbnail, I thought this was a Let's Game it out Video for a few seconds

[@tiredidealist]

For those wondering, pissing in the sink and/or shower is ill-advised on account of drain flies.

[@kestig411]

you make some very entertaining and funny videos. thanks for your effort on these videos, vale!

[@CritikalJari]

Honestly would love a follow up this was incredibly entertaining

[@Dragonling07]

That knock 26:42 was in the direction of my window and scared the hell out of me

[@felixcaskey4193]

Fun fact: The reason why you're not supposed to inhale concrete mix is because it'll make your lungs crusty.

[@inkdragon3455]

That knocking tripped me up so bad. I paused for like 3 minutes

[@ChainsawCannon]

This is a certified hood classic

[@randychickens8881]

This is the first time I was recommended your channel and I have to say this is the best content I have seen this year!

[@killerfrog0074]

Vale shall not rest untill he has played among us in every video game

[@Kitsune_rift]

Ah yes the inspirational quote “HOW UNWIELDY IS YOUR PISS?”

[@alexab913]

omg that knock from the sound board scared me so bad especially since it came from the exact direction of my apartment door

[@strigon012]

Fun fact: Christopher Walken starred in fatboy slim's 'weapon of choice' which included the line 'walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm', which is also a quote in the Dune. Coincidence 🤔

[@LynxHylix]

The Christopher Walken Lore keeper has arrived

[@pabloktar]

That fucking soundboard scared the shit out of me at 2 am

[@superduk4224]

I genuinely thought someone knocked on my wall at 26:43

[@matanuskabutler7566]

Im working security as I watch this and that sound board had my head turning...

[@somanyfruitsmango9021]

Satisfactory is my most played game on my steam profile. This video hurts on a philosophical level. Watching Valefisk content was fun up until now; he's touched a game that is near and dear to me heart.

[@locustoffamine2644]

"It is better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss" - Winston Churchil, probably

[@ellasbian]

FINALLY someone else acknowledged that christopher walken as shaddam iv is a fucking INSANE casting decision. i don't know who i'd have cast as shaddam but that man is probably the last person i'd go to.

[@manofsemantics7936]

That soundboard was mean. Got me looking around my room for no reason.

[@zachbrenner9959]

As soon as i heard about the shower be i instantly thought about the balcony beer

[@austinkaylor8084]

That fucking door knocking bit got me so good. It's on the right side of my headphones, exactly where my door is.

[@awarmmilkandcookies]

God the imposter videos are so good, I love them. And this was even more fun by Satisfactory allowing for so much real time chaos

[@MoSanta42]

26:44 soundboard had me TWEAKING

[@baumrman]

i heard the knocking from the soundboard and it SAVED MY LIFE SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AND WE CALLED THE COPS AND HE HAD A WEAPON. A DISCORD SOUNDBOARD ON A VALEFISK VIDEO SAVED MY LIFE.

[@HungryMuttis]

I love how the first 6 minutes of the video are about where you piss

[@mortenandersen3764]

Now im waiting for the video where Vale and Co. Has to beat factorio’s space exploration mod in one sitting

[@horkah6966]

Play some game and say there’s an imposter, but there isn’t and it’s psychological warfare

[@danboy12342]

Just do the bloody campaign for North Africa video

[@housewilma4904]

curse the sound board menace scaring us all shitteless.

[@jh-devv]

"Babe wake up, new Valefisk video dropped"

[@redtalon8947]

You guys should play a 4-player Sea of Thieves Galleon wherein one person tries to sabotage the game by breaking parts of the ship, locking innocents in the brig, delaying getting treasure on islands, dropping treasure off the ship, etc.

[@apollofell3925]

26:43 Watching this at 1am scared the absolute FUCK out of me

[@kylesimmons9457]

I started peeing in the shower thanks to this video. Never thought of doing so before now, but I've saved so much water since this video came out. Thank you.

[@sandstorm8010]

26:43 my soul left my body

[@TheoHiggins]

Let it be known that the shower pissing vote was abolutely requires a recount due to the voting method It wasn't a strawpoll where you simply selected your preference, you had to click and *drag* your answer to the top, and by default "Yes" was at the top. Many people clicked on "No" and then submitted without realising this meant they accidentally voted "Yes" The battle is not lost, anti shower pissing gang, we must defend our democracy

[@edenpark935]

that fucking soundboard got me at 2am in a dark room

[@biggestboss1756]

Dont think people really realise how much valefisk's voice has changed from the days of the hardcore civs videos.

[@heavyrescue1127]

I paused the video for the knocking sound and checked around my room. (It was 2 am for me.)

[@diogoduarte8008]

"what this thing does?" "lag, that game lags top tear pcs"

[@KaydConrad]

If you gotta piss and you’re in the shower, and you don’t pee in the shower normally, do you wait and piss in the toilet after??

[@o7ace663]

unironically the campaign for africa video would be nice to see.

[@kaibattistoni]

The poll should be linked in the description

[@KoscheiMorevna]

That fucking knocking sound reawakened me

[@thetreetho2702]

Vale got me to read the metamorphosis and now Gregor Samsa is my best friend

[@penderrin1637]

Better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

[@Captain.Mystic]

Satisfactory is so bad with menus sometimes with very little scalability that someone could do some real big brain plays without getting noticed and all people did was delete stuff, pretend to play the minigame for 2 hours and get caught. Id love to see this done again.

[@almightywarrior3979]

Imagine this on Rimworld, Space Engineers, Valheim, so many games that work with this lol. This was a great video haha