"Valentine" - Stand Up Comedy Crowdwork by Vivek Samtani

Hey
These are just jokes please don't mind any of this jokes which I've done here.
Comment down your valentine story and I am coming to your city to ask you about your valentine stories
Lucknow 11 Feb
Kanpur 12 Feb
Varanasi 14 Feb
Kolkata 18 Feb
Bhubaneshwar 19 Feb
(Bhopal might be added)
Bangalore 4th March
Hyderabad 5th March
link : in.bookmyshow....
Agra 13 Feb
Prayagraj 15 Feb
Patna 16 Feb
Ranchi 17 Feb
link : in.bookmyshow....
Live producer : Balraj Ghai
Special Thanks : Saurabh Bothra,Vivek Trivedi,Suyash Sharma
Recording and live audio recording team : The Habiat
Sound mixing : Yash Barse
Video Editing : Jabalpur Daily
Subtitles : Artistic Jorden
#valentinesday #standupcomedy #comedy #hindicomedy #standup #kissday
[stand up comedy,standup comedy,hindi comedy,crowdwork,valentine,kiss day,rose day,hug day,funny]

[@muktachetry4739]

His sweater is just giving so innocent Vibes ✨ Disclaimer - _only the sweater is innocent_

[@gunrushgaming989]

Lol😂😂

[@muktachetry4739]

​@@gunrushgaming989👍

[@Kaviiii545]

These are deep things keep them privately 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@syedkhaleelullah2979]

😂​@@muktachetry4739

[@wakeupsumi]

Vivek's crowd work always feels as if he and the audience have known each other for a while. There's such a genuine warmth and comfort there :)

[@divya_sancheti04]

Wo sab thik hai but warmth and comfort kaha tha isme? 💀

[@wakeupsumi]

@@divya_sancheti04 I am just talking about the atmosphere of the show.

[@bamanlakhe5759]

​@@divya_sancheti04 😂😂

[@truptipatil3554]

Vivek's got killer sense of humor and the flirting skills on the top of that👀♥

[@memeza_ghalib]

Vivek September is not an emotion, it's just a standup channel

[@skittlechan0001]

Yupp but Vivek October is a human 💀

[@alsome5192]

Vivek February is chota vivek

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahaha kya hai ye sab

[@_alokgautam_]

Vivek is chota bhim of comedy

[@purvanshsahu3765]

@@VivekSamtani the way you spoiled everyone's name now it's there turn i guess 😂😂

[@SHIVAMKUMAR-fd9qi]

Dude cracked the absolute code to pick up girls by becoming standup comedian.

[@Altamas285]

508 likes and no comment.... Let me fix that😅

[@rishikadebnath6623]

I love the way Vivek laughs 😁❤️

[@sanguine1087]

tumahara dimaag kharaab hai . his laugh is headache like hipopotamous is snorting in sequence, rubbish commedy

[@rishikadebnath6623]

@@sanguine1087 apna dimaag sahi karlo phele, unke level tak pohoch jao fhir kehna rubbish comedy

[@sanguine1087]

@@rishikadebnath6623 first of all let me tell you ignorant girl. I don't need to level with anyone . It is you who is possessed by the idea of inferiority complex. Second thing i have cleared few reputed competitive exams can he do it??? I am competing my race can he compete with me in my area of expertise. So stop your rubbish verbosity. Last point if you find his act as a comedy then baby you need to upgrade yourselves. By the way low IQ low choice. It is understood

[@jenniferlawrence944]

@@rishikadebnath6623 standup comedians ka kb se level hone lg gya?

[@hullalala34]

@@rishikadebnath6623 unka level kya hi h??? ground se 4 feet bss😂😂😂. itna to delhi police me high jump maangte h

[@akrita09]

He is such a cutie and he always makes me laugh and smile! Great set ❤️

[@jiahmaitra8590]

Vivek, you are so easy with the crowd. It genuinely feels like you are talking with your friends. Love the way you deliver your jokes. Keep it up. Looking forward to seeing more of your videos 😊

[@sgam732]

Truly entertaining but this Valentine's Day, let's educate ourselves about why some Indians will never celebrate their love openly. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqiTiX2mr6-agtU

[@mishlmao]

Vivek never fails to make me laugh 😭

[@shrixh]

Bro then why your emoji is crying :)

[@dhvanipatel4632]

​@@shrixhyee Khushi ke asu hai 😂😂😂😂

[@Whothehelliam]

​@@dhvanipatel4632par iska naam to misal pao h ye khusi kon h bhai 🧐

[@Whothehelliam]

​@@dhvanipatel4632bhai ye khushi kon h be 🧐 and why is she crying 🧐

[@dhvanipatel4632]

@@Whothehelliam khushi dukhi hai isliye ro rahi hai 🙂

[@bhavani7495]

He is like one of those person having really good sense of humor in dark matters and yet never disrespect them,this is d hardest form of comedy... 🥰😍, any which ways I like his work... 🧠👀

[@yuktikhanna8642]

How did nobody say "my type is toxic wtfffff" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@deepaksinghlamba]

Itna bhi sach nhi bolna tha😂😂

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahaha

[@apurvabachute3692]

How come no one said 'men written by women' wtfff 🥴😂😂

[@shashankraj6818]

😂😂

[@MOHIT_RAJPUTT]

I already knew It would be funny 😂😂 Vivek is too funny 😂😜

[@trivedi_avi_2604]

Great salute to this great man in this cruel and toxic world someone is making all of us happy. Btw love you bro 💓🙏🏻🔥🇮🇳

[@shashank9215]

Pure comedy.........Dude got a humour on another level !!!!!

[@harshithaharish3931]

Did you attend this show

[@shashank9215]

​@@harshithaharish3931 yess i did!

[@waffy5117]

Whenever I see this man my lips automatically curves into a wide smile ( ◜‿◝ )♡ Love you man from the bottom of my heart ......

[@VivekSamtani]

The upper ones 🥹

[@Himanshu98010]

@@VivekSamtani The Boys 🤡

[@shardavidyadhar575]

@@VivekSamtani 😆😂😅 *

[@skittlechan0001]

@@VivekSamtani 💀💀

[@muskaan1317]

@@VivekSamtani 😭😭😭😭ahahahahhhhahah top g

[@kuchbhi2610]

This was hilarious...he's so spontaneous😆laughed a lot

[@nandinimishra2402]

8:52 'muslim hai kya?' had me dying 💀😂

[@nandinimishra2402]

@@KeseHoYarr huh?

[@numb0126]

You have got a vibe dude And what an audience.....like fully attentive Enjoyed it❤️

[@kirandeepkaur5574]

My favorite standup comedian for real 🥂🔥. He is always amazing on stage.

[@tennyson70]

dude you’re the best, I went to your show in Delhi (the graphic designer😂) and absolutely enjoyed ever bit

[@ojasshrivastava2037]

Loved your dark jokes😂😂😂

[@the_explorer11121]

honesly i didnt realise valentine week is going on after word video i searched it...btw love your videos keep going vivek...may your valentine will be as cute and caring as you are...gulabi dil

[@sgam732]

Entertaining but this Valentine's Day, let's educate ourselves about why some Indians will never celebrate their love openly. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqiTiX2mr6-agtU

[@armyforever7981]

ufff Vivek jiii...ur smile just stole my heart🙂

[@queenjisoo7]

He never fails to bring a smile on my face!! And I loved the way he interacted with the audience!! :)

[@alesha6203]

Your humour is next level dude 😂

[@HimanshuKumar-ge9sb]

He is a few comedian that truly makes one laugh!

[@akankshagautam3997]

Waiting for your videos.. and here it is...love this ❤ The best part is dulhe ka sehara suhana lgta h 😂😂

[@manisharajbirphogat3672]

You are funny as hell man.... You are something. Loved your every act. ❤

[@Pramiti_Choudhury]

Whenever I see that OMG vivek ki new video aayi hai?? Seriously? I'll immediately click on it!!! I'm a crazy fan of your comedy #Jabalpuriyaa ❤️✨

[@NivedanLiye]

9:11 That Joke💀😂

[@cupcake3085]

Mujhy b like chaiyeee mujhy ni ptaaaaaa😓

[@user..8505]

🤔🤔

[@latalahorani]

I attended one of his shows and it was really nice First time attended any standup show and this guy nailed it.

[@Lifeisshittt-x4d]

At 7:19 wohh nailed it !!!!!😉 At 9:00 BHAI TU KITNA HONEST HAI 😂🤣!!!

[@none2889]

bro thanks for making us laugh 😂😍..love u bro

[@b.varchaswanimishra]

Vivek ki videos dekh ke mujhe standup mein interest aane laga hai. Btw ek baat toh hai you are very much regular with ur youtube videos. Till now l have seen many standups But aap dil pe chhaap chhod jaate ho.♥️♥️♥️

[@Kartikkumar_069]

Ha Bhai Maine hi likha tha joke 9:21 Thanks for credit!! 🤧

[@jennyvarshavski3138]

😂😂😂

[@Theaspirantsoul]

I love this man 😂😂❣️❣️❣️ he's the best.. I always get excited for his videos.... 💜

[@motm6280]

vivek bhai... you're a complete comedy beast 🔥🔥🔥 i will always be waiting to attend your live performance 😍😍😍 keep it up bhai 🤗

[@prekshashah8507]

10:55 Jo Banda piche check out karne muda hai😂😂

[@Partha6969]

Love from Assam 💓

[@zenith3900]

Yarr .....I. feel so good. You are really a best comedian..... I love Vivek ...nazia wala joke bahut ❤❤❤laga 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤ love you Bhai

[@atifaslam6893]

You are best comedian for me ,, i love your voice and jokes ❤️❤️

[@sanjanasarkar2840]

Just can't stop laughing and smiling my lips hurt gosh🤣🤣🤣i wanna see your performance live! Too good

[@Tanishka404]

this guy NEVER disappoints 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@laraaag]

Really love your work vivek!!

[@ashmataarapatel8790]

Jokes se jyada to Vivek ki hasi jyda jordar h🤣🤣🤣 maza aa gaya bhai🤣👍

[@kritipatra8954]

That number pickup line was insane 🫠😆

[@amish_jha]

:bro literally in your joke i always find at least one timestamp where you nailed the standup comedy .....in this video that was at 9:03....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@superstararyan]

Haar video meh comment like kartey ho, ek ticket bhi dedo 🥺

[@srushtikondhalkar2990]

Aur is baar bhi like kar ke chod diya 😂😂😂

[@superstararyan]

@@srushtikondhalkar2990 haa yrr, 😂

[@manisha8845]

😂😂😂are bat toh Shi h

[@ashutoshkumar1670]

Ya koii tarika hai bheek mangene ka🤣🤣

[@superstararyan]

@@ashutoshkumar1670 bhai, tujhe bhik lagrhi hai?🥺. Bhai tu dilade ticket

[@dewashishpathak9926]

Bhai 14 ko varanasi aa rhe , kaise nikl paunga ghar se 😀 ghar wale glt he smjhenge

[@prernabharti4470]

This was short😭😭... listening to you brings me peace.

[@bhaswatibiswas774]

Don’t want to sound sappy but I was feeling heavy on the chest because of my crippling anxiety and I just mindlessly clicked on this video to avoid the feeling, cut to me actually laughing at it. Thank you for bringing a smile on my face, you never know what difference you’re able to make🤍

[@samirsharma6636]

When it comes to quality content this guy never delivers😍💛

[@VivekSamtani]

Kinda like women in Haryana

[@technology7641]

It was genuinely hilarious.... You are my best comedian.... ❤️

[@roshanverma9276]

Please use Audience cam as well ... We want to see these instant hilarious responses 🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@meltingcube7297]

His vids are my comfort vids .

[@sumitgaurav5909]

Your comedy was mindblowing Vivek.

[@Abhaywr]

bhaiii 8:52👀💀💀

[@bvaishnavipatro4328]

Really enjoyed this! :) btw... Bhubaneshwar ke sare tickets booked hogaye kya?

[@VivekSamtani]

Link dekho

[@kritikasharma3906]

Someday I will come to attend your live show. You r my fav❤

[@ankitseal311]

Batto sari haa but Kolkata arega tob jaroga

[@imlazyyyyy]

I don't know how many times I have watched it but still makes me laugh and I love it 💕

[@utkarshndaaspirant28]

Omg it's really funny op bhai 😂😂😂

[@isha.1381]

wish to attend this guy's show ... great work again vivek ^^

[@TXxSumit]

9:00 was dark i didn't expected that bhai aaj kai vdo mai comedy kai saath ohhhhh moment bhi tha Swaad bhai

[@avijitmudgal7554]

Literally the best video I've seen today ...made my day... Many intelligent jokes ....wow 👍🏻👍🏻

[@StudyExams]

Best line :can i call you mine ? She : I won't mind 🔥😉

[@PriyanshiJain-pi5lr]

I like ur flirty skills and ur lovely smile too!!!...😊

[@tanmaykhatri5328]

What a crowd work.... really awesome

[@Lighted_Rights]

You are amazing literally your every video is a blast

[@akritipandey22]

Every time he comes he always roast couples..🤣✨

[@ehteshamulhaque7917]

SBI(slowest Bank of India)😂

[@bhumijain21]

Your Engineer viva story video was damn good 😂😂 After that video I subscribed your channel and your videos are such stress reliever 😌 Keep it up man 👍👍

[@arpitatiwari2463]

I was so having a bad day and your video made my day. I fwlt such comfort after seeing the videi. You are splendid at this. Thank you for this amazing video

[@anushkamishra]

His laugh is literally so CUTE

[@rohitagrawal6787]

Too good and how fast you came up with replies and sarcasm was amazing. Kaafi dino baad accha stand up dekha😂😂👌

[@kainatbinte8563]

I wish, i could go to ur live shows... ❤️❤️ I like ur comedy... Lots of love from Bangladesh.

[@chWenotchEw.17]

You were soo cute during the whole video.. Loved it..❤️

[@BhumikaJogdand]

The way he blushed when she said I don't have your number 😂❤️🫶

[@finetoxic4379]

I think as Vivek sir said college is best dating app the second best dating app is Vivek sir show ...😏😝

[@tops6023]

I was watching this in library and now I'm kicked out for laughing out loud!!

[@cricketupdate9532]

Vivek I think I am fallen in love with you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@poojadubey6554]

Don't have words..... just loved it😍 And love to see you again keep going ahead Vivek❣

[@avantikachoudhary4677]

Best comedian ever 😂😂❤️❤️

[@payal3917]

The full form of SBI in the substitle 😂😂😂

[@gudduarora4694]

Yarrrrr mja aagya...kisi ka bhi show dekhlo...prr jannat toh Vivek samtani ke show dekh ke hi milegi😍😍i really love your standup.....what a amazing person you are!

[@satisfying-soul]

Vivek sanatani is that comedian.. in whose crowd show I will must wanna visit 🤩😍

[@harshagehlani]

Jai Jhulelal !!! Majo acchi vayo .. so proud to see you grow vivek😇

[@AaliyaKhurana]

His flirting skills ❤

[@swayambrahmbhatt6969]

Bhai ye valentines wala kam katne katane wala episodes jayada tha 😂😂 BTW found you channel just 1 months ago and now i m enjoying your every thoughts appreciate it bhai Thodi maherbani kar dena insta pe🤭

[@shriyanshimoharana8510]

I don't know why ,u hit different ,u doing awesome work dude

[@syedmohammed4608]

Yek number 😂❤️😘👍

[@mercyproduction1814]

Jod be 😂😂😂

[@clashroyal9075]

Vivek now officially owns muslim jokes

[@bhumikagohil7841]

Such a cutie❤

[@laasyaaaaa]

Loved it!!

[@dikshabambole8570]

Vivek u r so freaking cute ❤️😍 Love u bro

[@selman3553]

Maja agya video dekh ke

[@griffin797]

Par maja kaise aaya abhi to start bhi nahi hui ha

[@okeylokey]

Mujhe bhi 👍

[@selman3553]

Are Bhai Valentine's pe joke hai bina dekh ke bhi maja aa agya

[@griffin797]

Ooo matlab single ho bhaiya😅😅

[@ShivaniDhakrey-sq7if]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ ❤❤❤You are so good ❤❤❤I saw your video and short.They are literally good .i personally like them.And you are such a good person 💖💖Koi kuch bhi bole but you are always my favourite comedian. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@jennyvarshavski3138]

O god that Nazia part was not expected 😂😂😂 ..but it was funny 😂😂

[@nanditamukhi7754]

Say something in sindhi 🙌🏻🥺