Valorant.exe

Valorant.exe
If you ever feel empty inside,
hold in your poo.
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[@MartairEPIC]

"Valorant is a tactical shooter with less lethal and more tactical abilities" Raze: *nO*

[@zntei2374]

Reyna: hold my retarded ult

[@leolaitinen7879]

@@zntei2374 ikr

[@aiassantos4447]

@@zntei2374 what she ult make ?

[@zntei2374]

@@aiassantos4447 her ult will heal automatically after getting a kill so it's far easier to ace

[@shibahyperion7635]

Tbh half of the tactical abilities are different types of smokes

[@koli4213]

when he threw that flashbang and flashed himself, i felt that on a spiritual level.

[@cheeseclover]

chat is like (all) nice flash (all) nice flash (all) nice flash (team) nice flash (all) nice flash

[@ElRinconDeLaPapa]

That's Phoenix 101

[@nediak2944]

It makes a 5v5 into a 2v5

[@definitelyaaronkyro8125]

i feel it to bro our nade skills are not good

[@aliburney4072]

The amount of times ive played a game and Phoenix's flash has NOT flashed me is 0

[@zedogzecontroller5956]

scariest thing i ever saw: raze with 2 grenades

[@maitreyeepandey6373]

Yeah earlier she had two grenades....then riot made it one 😑😑😑

[@parimtm]

@@maitreyeepandey6373 wow

[@Water-ym3ew]

@@maitreyeepandey6373 ye because 2 was way too OP

[@maitreyeepandey6373]

@@Water-ym3ew yup I agree..👍

[@gaelbond3512]

WaTer BAllOn

[@maniacnerd9740]

came back after a year to see how much has changed. Edit : came back another year just to see valorant from 2 years ago Edit : wtf has valorant become???????3 years later

[@thepreposterousnobody1503]

Same...

[@vesp3ar538]

dude raze with 2 nades was scary

[@mistew7359]

Literally nothing has changed. Also happy New Years

[@BlitzVx]

@@mistew7359 wdym nothin changed look at the graphics

[@Pe10Rust]

@@BlitzVx he said that metaphorically

[@vincentwidjaja688]

"Why do I feel so empty after I poop" I laughed more than I should had

[@Xemnas442]

Same here xD

[@cristianceraudo1943]

does anyone knows the sad song?

[@hrishikeshXXV]

@@cristianceraudo1943 Up Theme song I guess

[@jasontran6690]

That was the most random thing ever xD

[@Okwardly]

lmao, thats the internet for you i guess lmao

[@wuhoh9775]

Player: Lightly brushes W key whilst aiming Bullet: Heads for Saturn’s closest moon

[@outsidergameing921]

This aint cod dude

[@MemoryOftheNature1]

tbh this game is full of rng

[@esorb1359]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/borJh3SFrNuNZsk

[@Nick-fr1wb]

Barmy Hows it rng? If you’re running and shooting yeah but if you stop and spray each gun has it’s own spray pattern

[@IssaFIre672]

@@Nick-fr1wb you know that the pattern is in case rng ? you have to go down for sure but every time it randoms start left or right. so you go down then left or right depending on how it started....

[@ritikn9637]

"why do i feel so empty after i poop" i feel that on an emotional level

[@vintemm3745]

07:05 Imagine that being a rickroll.

[@theodorewilliamson929]

That's what I thought it would be lol

[@axo9401]

So much wasted potential for Rick rolls

[@mastani44a37]

@@theodorewilliamson929 same as me lol

[@abhayplayzzz6411]

i was anticipating it, but it never happened :(

[@Spider2B]

Coyote going through some mid life crisis right here with this video lol.

[@imme8299]

Or maybe he just sank into this game and enjoyed it a bit too much that he forgot to poop lmao

[@Will-vd2xj]

Everyone goes through mid-League crisis :(

[@unai8659]

Everyone questions their life when finishing the training mode obstacle course

[@aa7146]

Or he realizes the feeling of being lonely and wants ppl to know it gets better. Wasn’t he struggling with stuff when he quit? I got ya message homie

[@b3nnydraws]

With it's ups and downs..

[@RenegadeNico]

Devs: “You don’t kill with abilities” Raze: Hahah rocket launcher go brr

[@NineOnLB]

When did the devs even say that? You just found the worst excuse to use a shitty dead meme.

[@generalgrievous5452]

@@NineOnLB calm down. Breathe in breathe out. Just cause ur bad an play raze doenst mean u need to get offended

[@NineOnLB]

@@generalgrievous5452 please dont tell me the fortnite fanbase migrated stupid 10 year olds... not again...

[@beam3879]

@@NineOnLB take a chill pill init

[@NineOnLB]

beam 3 no

[@GameAholic800]

Man watching these early clips makes me miss when this game was completely unbalanced and easy.

[@srthebox4946]

Coyote : does the course legit and suffers Me : uses omen and Jett

[@azzkiGG]

this guy is torturing himself doing the course. i just cheated with omen's teleporting

[@thecleanslate3648]

Its easier to fly with jett

[@slatetherabbit7973]

@@thecleanslate3648 I did that too

[@damienfernandez8847]

same

[@TheRecraftMan]

wait you can- oh no. that course took me such a long time

[@glizzy9596]

Why would you even do it tho what's the point

[@4thM]

Everyone: Valorant.exe Me: Guess the OW map song

[@ArcticJG]

lol me too xD

[@diegomorais9536]

@@ArcticJG lol

[@dayazell8955]

Dorado xD

[@dayazell8955]

Nop in fact i think that all songs are from ow xDD

[@ceiling5363]

@@dayazell8955 it's route 66 and temple of anubis too lol

[@mari1629.]

3:06 the overwatch music is so nostalgic 😂

[@devasathyapal1100]

I didn’t understand a fricking word in the end but it was emotional😢

[@magicalabood3292]

He was talking about that some games may effect your mental health in a bad way and that some games is league of legends

[@Lesturn]

*Hold still bro* *casually moans ÆUEGH*

[@Lesturn]

The thinker yay

[@ImNot]

@@thethinker2372 what a nice guy

[@juliwomp]

The thinker tf you thinking about?

[@igoreu_]

VERY TOXIC AND MENTALY UNSTABLE GUY 🙃 kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnqXmYOifdRpacU

[@FatimaRChannel]

That parkour shit is pretty cool and pretty

[@YellowJoshi]

yee, i hope they add more. shitis fun

[@TheJas20]

The "parkour shit" is called kz and came from counter strike 1.6. The point is to bhop/climb all the way to the top of the map

[@tylergerner4733]

@@TheJas20 Okay boomer

[@piedragon77]

@TheJas20 Okay boomer

[@ramxavier4627]

@@TheJas20 BBoomer

[@SaiKarthikMallareddi]

8:29 that shift from aggressive happiness to soft piano solo followed by the butter passing robot scene i mean bruh!

[@mdrubayet1557]

Do u know the name?

[@akira-lp6mu]

Sage: UH OH UH OH UH OH UH OH

[@CarlosFlores-jw8qp]

Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone's daughter: 5:46

[@N0WARE]

LMAOO BROOOO hahahhahhaa

[@AKars1]

The Funiest Thing That ive heard lol

[@coolranch2981]

My daughter😔

[@fireblocker1011]

i dont get it

[@edaniel3155]

fireblocker10 ur under 9 yrs old

[@catlover9798]

Raze: FIRE IN DA HOLE 99% of the lobby:adiós

[@skullyboyyt007]

Kayo: oh no Anyways

[@wllow.]

“GET OUT OF MY WAY!” “I, AM THE HUNTER!” “You should run.. (:” “FIRE IN THE HOLE!” / “Here comes my masterpiece! :D” “You want to play? Let’s play. 😈” “HOY! I’m pissed” Kay/O: _Have you guys heard about… _*_E_*_ ?_ @@skullyboyyt007

[@babulsingh7521]

8:36 this made me sad for now reason, it felt like what after success or achieving things🥺🥺🥺

[@noticyy_320]

Lone Coyote: 3:35 KZbin: CaPtUrE yOuR bEsT gAmInG mOmEnTs WiTh OuTpLaYeD youtube OUTPLAYED coyote ok i should stop.

[@yee2307]

Everyone: Valorant.exe Me: Adobe Valorant

[@cabbartender6685]

Valorant.mp4

[@rider4440]

Valorant is just either Cs:watch Or Over:go

[@MSnow-pu4qs]

@@rider4440 GOverwatch.

[@luvmori]

Valorant Chrome

[@pkfiremain710]

@@rider4440 it's more comparable to league

[@Bioshockaholic]

This is one of the most watchable and actually entertaining “.exe” style videos

[@illuminatannunak]

Because it is not overwhelmed by old and rotten memes all over the place even where you do not need them, just actual good gameplay with on point memes

[@alfresco1552]

@@illuminatannunak yeah exactly

[@dirt4333]

Lone Coyote was the first one (definitely not the person who invented it) to make actual good League (and now valorant) .exe videos and then a bunch of channels popped up doing cheap unfunny knock off versions

[@esorb1359]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/borJh3SFrNuNZsk

[@typewriter5932]

It's not overwhelmed by those dead memes. But the other's .exe styled videos is just too cringe and not close to being funny at all.

[@Yummybees]

I can't believe this games 3 years old now. Really feels like just yesterday it launched.

[@YouLose]

I comeback to this video every now and then. At this point it's so nostalgic. Very well made, sad to hear about Joshi's passing.

[@asindigo1729]

I feel like valorant should give a reward for completing the course. Maybe an exclusive skin or something, one that can't be bought. Of course you shouldn't be allowed to use Jett's or omen's abilities to complete the course.

[@angriestchezburger]

Good idea, but maybe a spray instead of a skin. Otherwise it would get annoying seeing the skin everywhere

[@Ballsackgamin]

beat the course 3 times without skipping, its pretty easy, so I think they should get a spray instead

[@adityarajkhowalama]

A speedrun category maybe, without movement ability characters.

[@ThanhHaiPham2015]

I would want it to be a free knife skin

[@bananamoose2604]

They should be able to get a gun buddy a happy medium between a gun skin and spray

[@InkRose]

The Overwatch music made me irrationally nostalgic. I’ll miss when that game was actually fun and relevant...

[@sawesomer7584]

I miss the time when people didnt complain about how much they hate the game.

[@MsPancakeGirl]

I miss the time when popular multiplayer games didn't used that excuse for being overpriced after years(i've been wanting to play overwatch for years but 60 dolar on psn store is just too much)

[@wezu4972]

@@MsPancakeGirl That's what you have to deal with when playing on consoles, it's 10 dollars on PC.

[@Ilkdjan123]

@@wezu4972 yeah but good PCs are more expensive than consoles

[@sunxnes]

DJANKATA 123 overwatch runs at console settings on a $300 computer toaster

[@mricarda]

this is singlehandedly my favorite valorant video

[@kits8276]

this is seriously the most funniest valorant video I've ever seen. Everyone else just pauses every 5 seconds to use an overused dead meme for "comedic" effect. This shit's genuinely funny. Would love to see you do more valorant videos man.

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

Riot CEO: you don’t kill with abilities Raze: *laughs in party*

[@mijailcallataramirez863]

I was literally looking for a valorant.exe of yours and look "1 minute ago"

[@rockeeb]

Same thing and found your comment ''19 seconds ago''

[@hansalt6695]

The only thing we need in quarantine

[@IWR_YT]

Vid says 3 hrs ago but ur comment says 4!!!

[@goldydaily]

This is one of the only videos I watched completely 😂

[@YouLose]

Came back to remember this video one more time. Everytime I think that you past away and I just start crying. You may be gone, but never forgotten.

[@benimaru1265]

papa you've come back !! hope you're doing fine

[@YellowJoshi]

Thanks for checking up on me. I hope you're doing well in this pandemic as well.

[@donaldsam97]

@@YellowJoshi we love you mane, your videos are great :D simple yet hilarious :DD

[@MaskMajor]

@@YellowJoshi there is a pandemic ?!

[@Shadowsnoon]

@@MaskMajor lmao

[@videowatcher9432]

Bro this guy’s editing and meme skills are literally the best!

[@willcarlsonn1761]

please never say “meme skills” again.

[@jethropark7660]

Check out his other videos, they are funny af

[@holorizu7316]

Wit till u see buur

[@bilo1774]

Watch Ranton

[@iamthegulag5833]

Superstitum

[@blehthebald4970]

0:04 that is some crispy stormtrooper aim right there

[@jaxaxx01]

Dood this was amazing, i giggled, I laughed and.. I felt sad... then i laughed. But honestly this was one of the best videos i have ever watched.

[@Metalstar12]

No one: Movies when parents walk in: 5:45

[@tomas6986]

Nice

[@pauliusdamanskas71]

nice

[@SgtZaqq]

r/uselessnobody

[@Raikeran]

nice

[@prodbygvnng2689]

Nice

[@GiaBooSado]

"hows the 1v5 yellow" - like a normal team game XD

[@NeonLine]

you mean like a normal solo queue XD

[@GiaBooSado]

@@NeonLine no that would be 1v9 XD

[@rafi7252]

this is a masterpiece

[@sarahlowe7334]

this is the best valorant video ever. the overwatch memes were through the roof and im here for it

[@mr.somebody6368]

10:14, they did tell you that he can't see you...

[@lighter3670]

i poop

[@suqzz966]

@@lighter3670 same

[@foreveralune2403]

he know

[@StainlessPot6]

The last part at 12:37 started to drive me insane as the sound would only come from my left headphone and the rest of the video was totally fine.

[@majesticswan1816]

I had the exact same moment of confusion

[@thomaskatsoudas3240]

Lol wait I had my phone on full screen and it only sounded from my top headphone, but when I flipped to the normal position I played both WTF

[@Keeman45]

Anyone have a link to that original clip?

[@Carter-xy7fs]

OHHHHHH! My headset is broken so the left ear does not play any sound. I just thought it was a silent video. Whoops, should have guessed.

[@RushiaBoingBoing]

@@Carter-xy7fs Same Dude! I thought it was a silent video until I stumbled on the comment section.

[@xnehaxixh]

This is by far the best Valorant parody!

[@AM-uv3pj]

2 years later and still a god video

[@jessiewithaphonee]

nobody : My parents when im trying to sleep : 5:44

[@Kanami_-]

I've felt that 😔

[@Currymaster102]

Same

[@belkacemF]

i died 🤣

[@belkacemF]

@Soyozz savage

[@claytonhurly948]

I feel you

[@Snoopdaninja]

When he typed “why do I feel so empty” I felt that.

[@ZenfulHaze]

same...

[@craftah]

i didnt

[@gautamknambiar]

after I poop

[@anugrahshukla4933]

Sometime YT recommends me gold! but this video is absolute gem of a piece.

[@marton5952]

I come back from time to time. The parkur moments allways make me smile. I didn't finish it personaly but it reminds me of a lot of felings when you slow down at the top of the praktice map. It's just as I would do it.

[@Gameknight2169]

“HEROES NEVER DIE!” *dies next second* “I stand corrected.” “I got the spike.” And I got clinical depression.

[@Gameknight2169]

@@tanay_21real and I have depressing depression.

[@kati192]

Not the depression 💀

[@vthunder2789]

Listening to the ow music in the background makes me realize how good it is wow

[@MSnow-pu4qs]

I love Temple of Anubis theme, holy fuck

[@ohellgaming]

It just makes me sad, that OW is so fucked nowadays...

[@bruhski136]

Nice asriel pfp

[@vthunder2789]

@@bruhski136 thanks!

[@nizarmaazouz5903]

@@ohellgaming ehh its not that bad. Gotta remove the nostalgia goggles

[@NoumanAliKhanBdarija]

"Mercy" made me feel so nostalgic when i saw her *cough r34 *cough

[@filipe6401]

8:26 oh, this song, (:(

[@thename5817]

do you know the title?? of the sad song one

[@filipe6401]

@@thename5817 idk the name of the sad one, but the happy one is from FF7 battle song

[@newtsalamander5177]

I'm pretty happy to see you again, i just love your editing, you don't need to do league of legends videos man, seriously, you can do a video about anything that with the talent you have it will be fantastic as always.

[@Deathington.]

You know he has working on this video for a while because Raze has 2 grenades

[@Oblivion9873]

And satchel is 100 creds

[@checkthisout7616]

The hability that can one shot a whole team had two chargues...... let that sink in.

[@khareckless6769]

@@checkthisout7616 a team stupid enough to die from a whole nade you mean

[@prodaley]

"heros never die" **dies**

[@Omlet221]

This is amazing I love the editing

[@Rayqauzay]

Love how the ost and some of the sound effects are just Overwatch

[@rishavroy1368]

Hey whats the Overwatch song at 7:45

[@atocanboi409]

when a Valorant video tricks you into watching a Getting Over It montage

[@usedmemes]

Lol this is editing goals 🙌🏻

[@RizwanSiddiqui021]

Was feeling very sad, thanks for making me laugh.

[@hp1221WTF]

That was the only rational solution 3:02

[@christopherbolanos3751]

Damn you really gonna make me cry like that at the end?

[@nurullahacet]

You can both make us laugh and make us cry. thanks bro

[@satori1134]

5:50 I flew up there as Jett, when I noticed the trophy. Didn't even know there was a parkour lol.

[@sinistercabybara4774]

xD me too

[@directblast]

When i heard those Overwatch soundtracks my nostalgia was like "traveling to ...." damn i miss that game

[@NoobMaster-ng1sx]

Facts

[@tacohead8543]

just play it, wdym? the game’s really fun

[@jamaalsmemesanalysis5491]

Not as fun as it used to be

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

@@tacohead8543 game is a shell of its original self, similar to League. And on top of that, Blizzard made it abundantly clear that they are Chinese-owned and will cater to that demographic at all costs, which is something many players are not willing to support. I left both Overwatch and League for pretty much the same reasons.

[@TyrellW]

@@OneBiasedOpinion racist

[@awcy6902]

Still one of the best, if not the best valorant video today

[@johndale2184]

Editing's on point!

[@DHAiden]

The Rito server laundry machine clip got me good 😂

[@hansalt6695]

Sounds real to me

[@camtisxr1430]

I cracked after seeing "why do i feel empty after i poop"

[@namakuraihan3382]

Same

[@tver4789]

It's like a part of me is missing

[@FishingFemboys]

,, Why do i feel so empty after it'' hentai girls at the end

[@alifsmain]

hope ur doing well man. I got into valorant from watching this vid, and i want to thank you for making this video awhile back

[@justcallmesilas]

One of the best and sadest Valorant Video of all time.

[@Ryuisdragon]

Indeed.

[@lieumelo8864]

OW players: omg he's so good CS players: ez noob.

[@edaniel3155]

Leomelo7002 Oficial I’m both and I can confirm... he is the next shroud

[@battlemusic3998]

Tf2 players: *in the background still congaing*

[@pachioni7943]

And that's why Valorant exists. A mix of both worlds

[@abdu6420]

Epic Gamer Moment😎

[@bhartleby3714]

I believe this was the best valorant video I have seen since starting playing the game. The parkour storyline was amazing.

[@ihuboo6244]

Loved the video, loved the ending

[@ghoststorm532]

this edit is very funny I congratulate you

[@Jeerus]

6:42 YoU nEed tO wAit FoR tHe ReD dOt

[@mirk9789]

This is honestly one of the best valorant videos I've watched. It's not insanely edited like the other .exe videos. It's actually pleasant to watch. I love this video very much!!

[@bmzayed9919]

This video brings back lots of memories

[@meetverma1550]

Watching this video now (after massive updates to the game) definitely throws me back, damn! Also, almost spit out half of my lunch while watching this but why you gotta make us sed in the last part😓

[@isla2416]

"Why do i feel so empty after i poop" -Someone, somehow out there.....

[@dionrizo7396]

This is legit the best-edited video I've seen in a while, I'm leaving a well dissevered like my man. Funny af and really well put together. Can I get an amen for the memes and this channel?

[@hrushikeshkakade3911]

Amen

[@nedwhitney4123]

AMEN TO THE LORD

[@tho1468]

AMEN and praise the sun

[@scalpelbiter1165]

Amen

[@Ero_no_Kami]

OMEN

[@desertbeagle7732]

You are such a inspiration, ty

[@KZ-hu9uj]

Wow. I used to listen to the Overwatch soundtrack on my way to school in hs, and I havent heard it this purely since then. Feelsgoodman

[@ShakeITyEA]

lmao the parkour part killed me. I was expecting an "OOOOOOOOOH" after you finally made that first jump

[@nicho-valorant2918]

0:30 well time to afk on twitch for this game now

[@sasuri901]

The closed beta ends on thursday

[@erikasurbonas159]

i like the way you edit keep it up

[@muteellie-5504]

I feel honoured.. this was uploaded on my birthday. :')

[@unknownxd]

Title: Valorant.exe Ad: CSGO.exe

[@kingzeddious9536]

Damn to be honest this video is a masterpiece I laughed and cried just in one video... Thanks for the great video 👍

[@hansa3578]

This is what i would call a masterpiece

[@leatherleaf12]

This was the best video ive ever seen

[@KelliaS.]

After this video I realize how good OW soundtrack is.

[@kai123ko1]

6:46 imagine not seeing the red dot

[@MahmoudMahmoud-xo4xe]

Never been this entertained by .exe vids since palulu's apex.exe

[@DeathEzer]

love your effects

[@Chris-yk3ce]

I still don’t know why I feel so empty after I poop

[@wobushishuaige]

What is the music played there

[@vertshus7620]

Because defecation, which is one of the basic characteristics of living things, is technically obliged to expel the feces in the intestines from the body. It's normal for us to feel empty after this action. Because technically, something is discharged from our body. It is valid for masturbation. bs.

[@ninjan171]

@@vertshus7620 I can guarantee u have a life

[@vertshus7620]

@@ninjan171 ahaha i dont think so mate :d

[@ninjan171]

@@vertshus7620 lol