Valorant

This is my last Counter-Strike video.
dunk store dunkeyscastle....
with goons
Sterling / sterlinggza
Fluppy / fluppyyyy
Grzzed / grzzed

[@ehsteve231]

"I know, I'll just complain my way to victory. Works every time" - 25% of every team-based shooter

[@Rejukem]

The Complaining Attack! Of Course!!

[@BibtheChib]

25% of all team based shooter players using complaint attacks win against their teammates.

[@VladiMatt]

If by 25% you mean 25% of 400% then yes.

[@Koumorizen]

That math doesn't add up. 75% is more accurate.

[@BibtheChib]

@@VladiMatt 100% is still the total amount of players in this maths.

[@hanzumautist4945]

“The smartest dog shoots the biggest gun” -Abraham BlackOps

[@cfiber_inc]

Facts

[@dylanw.4598]

i want to like this comment but then it wouldnt have 420 likes

[@idonthaveskill5054]

@@dylanw.4598 Good news, it's over 1k. You can like it now

[@Chaosfreak61]

*smallest, not smartest

[@nrvinl]

The smartest gun shoots the biggest dog

[@heartbeat4atinman]

Valorant is a mix between CSGO and Overwatch from the same developers who made LoL. It's like a perfect storm of toxicity.

[@apj501st]

I am stealing this!

[@azuki9457]

cuz the devs are csgo pro players.

[@Lynxtek]

Actually its not THAT toxic (yet), maybe because of the way they gave acces to the beta

[@Kugelschrei]

It is true. Csgo was imo somewhat less toxic, maybe because it feels less casual and as such attracts less casuals.

[@ea1766]

Tinman let’s hope certainlyt doesn’t get his hands on developing the game lord knows what kind of monster he’ll create

[@vincearthurbarbante6021]

"CeeLo you can't just sing and distract me" *continues singing* "Oh my god it is really good tho" Man I wish I had mates like these lol

[@sprazz8668]

IKR WHAT A LEGEND

[@trevor3013]

Im pretty sure they were just randoms

[@hdvision7944]

@@camelat7228 saaaaaame

[@applehazeva2739]

yes!!!

[@elizabethmcwhorter3445]

@Alvi Syahri because he was singing "crazy" by gnarls barkley. ceelo was half of the band

[@Horzinicla]

"This is not Overwatch buddy" -guy who's playing Overwatch

[@shibe_doge]

My favorite comment

[@Technetica]

Yeah this looks more like paladins anyway

[@ReFlectionsYT]

This game is nothing like Overwatch

[@deeholmes014]

StraightOP Yeah because it’s half CS GO half overwatch

[@bwood6337]

@@ReFlectionsYT Being a class/hero based shooter alone makes it at least a bit like Overwatch.

[@averagejoegaming1045]

Dude says stfu when you’re shooting his corpse, then you put on the silencer and keep going. I can’t 😂

[@Funkopedia]

brilliant and subtle

[@Riguyyy]

We were there, we all saw what happened

[@pj-wille]

@@Riguyyy I actually didn't notice that until I saw this comment.

[@nog00dus3rs]

he just picked up another pistol to keep shooting without reLoAd

[@mikenoakes5036]

@@Riguyyy It's all true, I was the gun

[@emeraldwarrior588]

"The smartest dog shoots the biggest gun" - Dunkey 2020

[@StrixOfficial]

Emerald Warrior Fuck i was laughing so much in those dog jokes

[@Derin_Halil]

the smartest gun shoots the biggest dog

[@gloriousgoo7087]

"You kicked my dog!" - Abraham Lincoln 2005

[@RichardHeiney]

the fanciest dog gets the shrimp

[@HawkHooves]

Directed by Hideo Kojima

[@andrewbrookes7025]

My favorite thing in Valorant is when your teammates die immediately without getting any kills because of shitty positioning then they blame you for losing if you can't win 1v5.

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

You can tell they’re league players. I loved when team mates took bad fights then pinged me for not going in 2v5 with them

[@aditya-wh7fh]

happens to me all the time

[@servantofgod8920]

Never played valorant (I'm not a PC player) but I remember when CS GO came out on PS3 that's how it always was. So frustrating.

[@Stryfe52]

Clutch or kick, clutch or kick…

[@blipblop1112]

Oh, damn.

[@cheddastacker]

"The fancy dog gets the shrimp" - Kendrick Lamar, Pulitzer Prize Winner

[@bnelzebneli]

burgerboye ok

[@Marco-er4ql]

“It’s Borger Time!” -Stephen Hawking, Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient

[@sylasrood8822]

And his name is to pimp a butterfly

[@sageeye1253]

The early dog beats the sword

[@onephatkatt]

A dogs fanciness doesn’t determine the contours of a shrimp’s body

[@cryptling8825]

“The dog is the fanciest of all animals.” -Bane from Counter Strike

[@bane2201]

Can confirm that is a real quote. Dogs are extremely fancy animals.

[@Milk-im4dr]

is that the real bane from the counter street?

[@melpmaz7041]

@@bane2201 for you

[@jasonbrody4702]

“You can’t just sing and distract me” New objective: Sing and distract

[@lochlainnhealy548]

1:47 Objective complete: Target has been distracted.

[@interesting2598]

KEKW

[@SkuIIKn1ght]

Singing and distracting? Yeah that's a mute dude

[@yourboy313]

Ceelo green started singing the song Crazy; by Gnarls Barkley

[@raamaa202]

_I Will now... Play you the song of my people!!_ *(Sings Justin Beiber songs)*

[@NipMae]

I just love how both their toxicity and their skill level can be easily explained by the same thing. these are league players.

[@meannush7552]

Dunkey used to play LoL a lot back in the day. any connections?

[@LARAUJO_0]

@@meannush7552 keyword "used to"

[@epicgamner1139]

no, its cause theyre nitpicking and biased i win bye bye

[@HerozOfficial]

"you were saying?" Is my new favourite dunkey quote

[@sam_sun]

"did i mine that?"

[@talex3844]

Black ops

[@fivethousandnine]

I was just thinking that this will probably be added to the collection of dunkey qoutes you see everywhere. I like it.

[@donutboi6187]

Heroz BANANA SLAMA

[@greyhad6548]

that's golf

[@rytyr382]

Dunkey helps remind me that everyone who "knows what they're talking about" in a game never knows what they're taking about.

[@marcgold4649]

nah, this video is HEAVILY edited together, it really looks like dunkey isnt that good at the game, but he edits together clips of him getting kills. Most of the kills he shows in a sequence arent even from the same match.

[@jackorourke1684]

@@marcgold4649 wooooosh

[@eliaszuliani7421]

@@marcgold4649 yup, and almost no kill is by peeking angles, just runing with a shootie.

[@coolsammichherohunter6248]

@@marcgold4649 thats the joke, yes...

[@Rubyrubits]

Yea I'm muting you, yer annoying.

[@caesarlandoco7526]

*very quietly when getting a kill* “Black Ops” Peak Dunkey

[@pixel-voxel9094]

I was saying black ops myself until I heard that lol

[@davidwatkins4709]

@@pixel-voxel9094 I was saying it after too lmao

[@rashhd1497]

I’m either deaf or I’m being wooshed

[@marksayosmejia7251]

I guess his little brother isnt playing anymore ajd he removed his blindfold

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

@@rashhd1497 0:47 There you go friendo

[@cloudshifter]

Everyone before they played Valorant: This looks like a fun game Everyone after they played Valorant: Well that's over, whatever that was, I never wanna go through it again.

[@AVI-lh6rm]

even looking at valorant when it first came out i didnt bother with it, it seemed very generic to me and still does

[@LasagnaSupreme]

Everyone after losing a match: *I'll fucking do it again*

[@dolphinpuff5045]

@@AVI-lh6rm it’s okay, it’s better than CS:GO, at least to me, this game actually gets updates lmao

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

Nah it’s a pretty good game. Way less toxic than League at least

[@superluismigueL100]

@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 I don't think that's saying much tbh

[@shiuerus]

"The MF ain't kill nobody!" Quote of the year.

[@YxngFresco]

3:21

[@aldenfriend9625]

They reported him for being... bad?

[@ranuxell9182]

@@aldenfriend9625 League of legends community in a nutshell

[@fawazgerhard2742]

@@ranuxell9182 league, csgo and overwatch community mix as one= valorant LMAO

[@jakesoto4669]

@@fawazgerhard2742 no ur high val aint even bad tbh

[@justincoloma3721]

“ *The smartest dog shoots the biggest gun* ” -ToPimpAButterfly

[@3x5WLeague]

Low key could be an actual bar off of TPAB

[@cedricwang7524]

@Samuel Skovran that's the dog's name

[@yanow8318]

@@3x5WLeague true. Could even have it's meaning on Genius

[@vukantic1978]

I thought it was "smallest dog"

[@corwop]

i remember you was conflicted

[@spaghettimaster9368]

“I’m muting you” “Why are you muting a teammate?” “Do u wanna get muted too?” “Wait, what did I do?” This is why I stopped playing multiplayer shooters.

[@sakawi]

Reminds me of my Counter Strike days... So glad those are over.

[@zanzaklaus2496]

This is why I started playing multiplayer shooters idk what you're on about.

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

This is why every video game needs Ice Knack

[@cheerymike6166]

so you stopped playing exactly when that happened to Dunkey, or you stopped in the past because you knew it would happen in the future?

[@markm1387]

Treaten to mute and never follow through

[@UndergroundTech]

This video is probably the most time I'll ever spend on this game.

[@enflamedhuevos]

Don’t play it’s not worth, go live life and have a family

[@SuperFunnyboy78]

*Wheeze* Too true!

[@juice8431]

its pretty good ngl. Especially the ranked

[@symbolitical4158]

@@juice8431 or just play the superior game CS

[@juice8431]

@@symbolitical4158 CS is a game thats almost 9 years old. Its at a point where the game is nothing but a highly competitive fps which is not nearly as fun as it used to be.

[@jasbitmaster]

In-game callout: "Let's rotate" *Proceeds to spin in place* Classic Dunkey

[@CRWolf07]

I mean, he did exactly what the guy asked...

[@michaeldougan2129]

(defeated voice) "Dunkey, please"

[@divyanshuanand1721]

Does someone know what song donkey's playing in the video? I'd be extremely thankful if someone tells me

[@sleepy2065]

@@divyanshuanand1721 harlem globetrotters theme?

[@divyanshuanand1721]

@@sleepy2065 no, the one at 2:00

[@johnytoast]

"yeah i'm muting you, you're annoying." "hey! why are you muting a teammate?" "ok you want muted too? ok your muted." "wha- what did i do?" simple convo but had me rolling.

[@ascathon7069]

If alpha male and beta male truly exist, then he must be an epsilon male.

[@northofmars]

When he said “the muthafucka ain’t kill nobody” it absolutely slayed me

[@DrunkGnu]

big baby

[@Bereli93]

Reminds me of that guy who's at a party and just slaps everyone

[@hi-nb5yk]

I

[@HaloWolf102]

I'm tired of CS:GO, I think I'll play Valorant Player: "You're trash, end yourself" Me: It's like I never left.

[@loganwilliams9104]

Where do you download the game at? Forgive my stupidity

[@TheJJ6]

@@loganwilliams9104 they stopped doing the beta key drops for it. So you need to wait till june for the game to officially release. After that you just go to the valorant website and download it for free!

[@loganwilliams9104]

@@TheJJ6 Thank you

[@loafuscranbrry8488]

Is that a Smiit7 quote in my Dunkey video?

[@GamingWithHajimemes]

@@TheJJ6 damn man. i wanna be called garbage and a waste of space and i wanna be told that my mom and dad don't love me faster!

[@joehomeless]

The song at 2:00 is "Beach" from the Plok OST for those who care

[@superbodoque7860]

Thank you! I cared immensely ;-;

[@pedroemo5477]

Its a really nice song

[@woelbier]

had to scroll a bit too far to find this comment. Ploky is the best.

[@arielchandia2]

plok's soundtrack is cracked as hell

[@garycoleman115]

“Hey Chris I can’t hear you from the bottom of the leader board” Oof

[@star__]

"Okay, lemme start trying." >fucking dies

[@HDelirious-nm3cm]

@@star__ i know right

[@DGreatApe]

Cant beat the classics

[@strigers8007]

As another dude said, that one has been around since 1.6

[@mauz791]

@@strigers8007 then another dude doesn't even know what 1.6 is LMFAO

[@billyjames78]

Everyone's saying the man sucks and not noticing his name, he's just a mortal man

[@cameronmuniz6611]

I remember you was conflicted

[@Diggy_anta]

Misusing your influence

[@aneeq2479]

sometimes I did the same

[@levioneverything4847]

@@Diggy_anta Sometimes, I did the same.

[@nathans754]

WE GON BE ALRIGHT

[@nanthilrodriguez]

I love how everyone behaves like they're god-tier at this brand new game.

[@CarcorNZ]

I haven't even played it yet and I'm better than everyone in the video, and you and everyone else in the comments. Also I'll probably never play it.

[@4donuts451]

@@CR-df2gd i don't think yall are getting the joke lmao

[@oldspice051]

@@CR-df2gd It's just a joke making fun of self-important toxic players.

[@carlemmerson2035]

But we all know Toad's the real best.

[@Tundra.]

@@CarcorNZ The ABSOLUTE STATE of youtube commenters unable to tell this is the most painfully obvious sarcasm. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

[@No_Sleepee]

"Hey Chris, I can't hear you from the bottom of the leaderboard." Fucking slayed

[@fidzschool2941]

My personal favorite: “I can’t hear you from the bottom of the leaderboards”

[@kocun2637]

@dobo this man knows the lore, respect +

[@Pro-kesh]

dobo the game is only at patch 0.5

[@jackchoi6475]

@@Pro-kesh yikes

[@reas1n534]

whitebeard007 bruh

[@jabrik3569]

@@Pro-kesh bruh

[@thomasrosebrough9062]

"you can't just sing..." "it is really good tho"

[@SugarRayD]

comment and subscribe

[@FrightNFight]

I remember when...

[@ToniBoordane]

“You can’t just sing and distract me CeLo...” “Oh my god it is really good though”

[@Deathtoll411]

he was my favorite

[@landsknecht9941]

@@Deathtoll411 i think the only one that wasn't an asshole

[@HalfGramDabs]

this almost made me laugh as hard as the first time i heard it.....

[@christhayer4805]

It was a Gnarls Barkley song lmao

[@thiazzix2901]

@@christhayer4805 ...Cee Lo is half of Gnarls Barkley but maybe I'm missing something here lol

[@hesoneshot3527]

Dude I would pay to see raw footage of them just talking about the injured dog voiceline

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

Dunkey gets a temporary 50% buff to his gaming skill every time someone says he sucks at video games... and it stacks.

[@aimbotarrow5981]

The true peak of showing a person who’s the better one

[@kronkrian100]

Infinitely

[@sonder006]

Is it an additive or multiplicative buff?

[@noelnotcole7940]

@@sonder006 additive

[@meem._1246]

@@sonder006 yes

[@nado1908]

Counter Strike's, League's, and Overwatch's community all in one, dear god.

[@glarf7178]

A truly tragic event

[@voxelrush]

We are gonna reach levels of toxicity that weren’t thought possible

[@sebjink.9037]

It's a nightmare

[@HG-mj9ow]

Dear god There is more NO

[@HG-mj9ow]

Tom Garnett yeah all the toxic people are going to move to Valorant because they’re “done with this game” whereas people who play the game to enjoy it are all going to stay.

[@inuush]

Imagine reporting someone because they're bad. "no no, you can't play the game because you're bad! What was that? You're saying you need to play the game to become a better player? Nonsense."

[@noelnotcole7940]

For some reason the way this is phrased makes me think about how it's hard to get a job without having job experience even though you can't have job experience without first getting a job

[@Reac2]

To be fair ,some games have that mechanic for matchmaking outside of ranked, so that people who get reported for being bad get pitched against others that were reported for being bad so the teams are balanced. Those reports wont ban the player ,just affect their matchmaking. I think League had that feature, havent played that in years though.

[@TheSCPStudio]

@@Reac2 no, that's not how any game does it

[@TheSCPStudio]

You should play Overwatch lmao. Those autists screech report over everything.

[@ezmoney4598]

Imagine reporting someone because they are nit picky and biased.

[@Wooper160atThePond]

"You can't just sing and distract me CeeLo. Oh my God it is really good though"

[@arcturus8896]

I guess they didn't realize they were playing with the man who has a 100% clear rate on Bowser's Big Bean Burrito.

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

World record*

[@elderrusty541]

Jimbo Shrimp not anymore

[@kaseybennett7415]

@@elderrusty541 heresy Nintendo hacked it to make it look like he didn't have it but we all know Dunkey's record couldn't even be beaten by TAS bots so uh yea get out of here mole person

[@elderrusty541]

Kasey Bennett Reggie would never do such a thing

[@charlieshek3465]

ARCTURUS This made me cry

[@hamburgersandwich4273]

Two types of people in this world “You guys suck” “The fanciest dog gets the biggest shrimp”

[@Man...715]

Dont forget about “The smartest dog shoots the biggest gun”

[@arifutama7859]

you know what? I’m muting you too

[@gachiii6346]

can i ask what is the context? whose line is that?

[@NascentHuman]

@@gachiii6346 no

[@daseapickleofjustice7231]

"you thought the fancy dawg was annoying, well he was my dawg"

[@Karvan420]

I like how the game isn't even fully released yet and it already it has collected the most toxic players from Overwatch and CSGO combined.

[@kylewood554]

Riot sure knows its audience

[@_Vesper]

I've had such a mixed bag, either my whole team is toxic or they're all super nice

[@joshhunt857]

Maximillianmus

[@Alpr1010]

On top of toxic AC systems.

[@eumesmo-wv3yl]

@@_Vesper this

[@prachetasnayse9709]

4:06 ah yes, so that line made it into the game from here

[@prachetasnayse9709]

@@likearug*No*

[@floralrune]

“mf ain’t killed nobody” 😭😭😭

[@thegodofsoapkekcario1970]

He sounded like EDP.

[@Raeprim]

This was comedy gold.

[@eshwar6969]

Youre mean I'm muting you too

[@mauz791]

@@eshwar6969 he's such a pathetic scrub lmao

[@realanimegirl777]

@@eshwar6969 "Alright he's getting muted too"

[@spacetrainbaby3737]

3:33 *starts shooting him* "Shut the fuck up" *silences gun* This is peak dunkey humour

[@cadedade8258]

OMG I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT HAHAHA

[@rasmustagu]

Unintentional humor, hell yeah

[@dangonzalez2040]

It’s a different gun not a silencer version of what he had tho

[@dangonzalez2040]

@Tidal Fox op said “silences gun”, not “picks up different silenced gun”, he implied he took the same gun and put a silencer on it

[@BrokenGodEnt]

@@dangonzalez2040 goo goo gah gah

[@krypticcryptic5752]

"Is my mic working?" "No" The Trickster

[@xtzyshuadog]

3:05 *THE KING MUTER*

[@spanospy]

Dunkey's Trick.

[@RyandBurtson]

My favorite genre of video is Dunkey playing multiplayer games with toxic communities and being better than the people that berate him.

[@Dingleberry91169]

For someone using a USB steering wheel, Dunkey is pretty good at this game

[@maix1171]

Yeah also you could consider the fact that he's blindfolded

[@MLG_1738]

And the controller was unplugged

[@frstego]

Well I mean he does have the current world record on bowsers big bean burrito

[@fungusonus]

And he wasn't even trying

[@uberboat4512]

And he hasn't been born yet

[@sergei9912]

- "Is my mic working?" - "No"

[@corduroy3219]

@@teatime505 what happens again?

[@yepppppppppp]

It went something like "something something otherside." I could be wrong though.

[@oddacity5883]

@Sheharyar Khan No you buffoon it was obviously something something KFC

[@fakealizer8280]

That would be a 1:667 like to comment ratio

[@MysteriousJojo]

Every Dunkey video where he plays multiplayer: “Wow bro you’re terrible at this game” *Dunkey kills 4 people in a row* “Why are you so trash bro”

[@Thickolas]

Don't call it a callback

[@dplocksmith91]

Voice chat is cancer. Especially when there are squeakers involved. Seriously, children under 18 shouldn't be allowed to play any multiplayer FPS, lest they choke up our games with racism and immaturity.

[@LordXelion]

@@dplocksmith91 you're talking like there's no old people being idiots too. There are. A lot.

[@Ekatkid]

@@trick3635 bro your background is clash of clans people were obsessed with that shit back in middle school

[@Gatorade69]

All these people saying editing are not wrong but there is people that just think other people suck, they blame the other teamates for their deaths. I was playing MW and the last one alive on the team protecting the HQ. Killed off 5 by myself and then died when I was rushed while reloading. Guy on the bottom of the team called me trash when I was top of the team. So yeah there's just salty whiney people too.

[@LForYou]

What did he just say? 4:05 Clove voicelines be like in og Val

[@xorlux]

YOOO ONG BRUH I NOTICED THAT TOOO

[@LForYou]

@@xorlux "Back like i never left!"

[@annaliynn]

clover never invented the back like i never left line

[@Murillable]

This toxic community really makes you *FEEL* like you're playing Overwatch

[@tomlenid699]

10/10 it has a little something for everyone

[@markkelly4077]

Overwatch only has a quarter of toxicity that CS has.

[@elderrusty541]

Nameless Hero Stan they legit reported someone cause they were better

[@odysskon8127]

@Nameless Hero Stan It must be NA(assuming you're NA as well), cause here in European servers I've only met nice people

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

Even manages to be worst than Combat Arms smh

[@na-3972]

"If you got a dog, feed it everyday. But if you don't, don't." - Bobby shmurda

[@The2kViper]

na - FREE MY MAN BOBBY

[@Vesohag]

Some would say: "New game. Old toxicity." But in reality is: "Same game, same toxicity".

[@gobzanuff5078]

We just need to immune to it, people just yearn to remove it... Which is impossible...

[@dodojesus4529]

@@moomoo1984 the abilities are also crtl+v from overwatch

[@qroovyy_]

@@moomoo1984 "bitcoin mining operation" bruh how hard is it to put on a tinfoil hat every morning you get up?

[@titus17]

@@moomoo1984 "disguised bitcoin mining operation" proof? If its a bitcoin miner than why is my gpu not showing it's under more load whether vanguard is on or off? Are you even logical enough to understand my last sentence?

[@nbv1335]

@@qroovyy_ cooking mama strikes again

[@mossybro9847]

I love the fact that the “two hours later” is probably accurate because if you look at the rounds, they fluctuate. *im crying dude* Edit: 2 years later and this clip still cracks me up

[@marcelocastro5080]

Now just imagine if he wasn’t wearing his blindfold

[@jaxmillion]

Or if his little brother wasnt playing

[@liptl9609]

@@jaxmillion With the Wii wheel remote

[@dudeymcdudeface8940]

@@liptl9609 and his controller was broken

[@Breadhog]

Or if he wasn't sleeping

[@PressureSet]

So many people probably won’t understand this 😂

[@DraphEnjoyer]

“Report this guy” Another Masterpiece from Riot Games

[@tahaghassan6004]

Its the players not the game

[@eraty1]

Another dumb comment by MrZurata

[@keithtestaverde3712]

@@tahaghassan6004 You're right its the sweaty and salty playerbase that plays their games

[@squid4462]

Yes because there are no issues with riot as a company

[@BlackRainShooter]

@@eraty1 You are the living proof that he's right, salty boy.

[@birtwright]

"I think this is Reaper..." "Yep" The lack of enthusiasm gets me every time 😂

[@PipoZizo]

4:06 Teasing Clove 4 years before release is crazy.

[@CPU9incarnate]

That guy was smart, he could tell that dunkey was black just from his voice

[@savvasyolo4712]

he is of puerto rican descent actually

[@GuyPerson-jt9tv]

@@savvasyolo4712 yeah well I used to live in Puerto Rico, and the people there are BLACK.

[@mizta6819]

@@GuyPerson-jt9tv that's the... r/wooosh

[@cyruz1265]

Are you idiot. Its so obvious that dunkey is black. Even my dog can tell that he is black

[@dattyduff2690]

“Hey Chris, I cant hear you from the bottom of the leaderboard.” That’s a big fat F

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

Finally someone talking about this god tier roast

[@Pwithstar]

1:53

[@timgimmy609]

@@Ismael-kc3ry been around as long as voice chat has existed

[@maker000]

The community is like league of legends but with voice chat. *person dies* And immediately tries to comment on someone else's playing

[@MusicAInz]

So it's like Overwatch?

[@shmooters5599]

It's because the egos on these people forces them to refuse even the thought that any of the blame can be placed on their faults for they are perfect players

[@differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475]

@@MusicAInz so its like human nature?

[@andrewskaterrr]

Liken CSGO?

[@TheeOK1]

@@shmooters5599 yeah, i wish people could be a little more self aware.

[@icespikes858]

4:02 bro might be the original clove

[@HermanManly]

"He's changing the subject" This is one of those videos where Dunkey gives great setups and the people actually take them and make it funny

[@TauthebiceGaming]

he edited the timing tho. the teammate didnt say that before he got the kill. u can see theres no speech indicator in the clip. still hilarious.

[@aimbotarrow5981]

Tau The Bice And that’s why Dunkey is a comedic genius, he knows how to make unconnected scenarios into the good shit

[@WingMaster562]

@@TauthebiceGaming reminds me of SovietWomble

[@jonchiaravalle1707]

“The fanciest dog gets the shrimp.” If that line’s in the game I’m in.

[@c0mmment]

The Early Dog Gets The Shrimp

[@katipunan4212]

The fanceist shrimp gets the early worm

[@SirShrimpey]

I feel offended.

[@ordinarytree4678]

The fanciest shrimp is worse than the biggest dog.

[@SimpPro101]

@riotgames got a dollar here for you

[@hereil]

imagine how good dunkey would've been if he didn't use the wii steering wheel

[@GenialInquisitor]

And it wasnt actually his little brother playing

[@joseangelmonterroza9364]

And he had the controller pluged in

[@W4rm0ng3r]

And he wasn't blindfolded

[@ponderbot3810]

Maybe the wii steering wheel is the secret

[@andrewxie5236]

And he wasn't accused of several war crimes in Italy

[@spagetti9271]

the motherfucker ain’t kill nobody might be one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard in a youtube video

[@trevorlonghofer4146]

This game really makes you FEEL like you’re muted.

[@liamvman4314]

95/100

[@liamvman4314]

Has a little something for everyone

[@markschwartz2495]

This made me laugh very hard

[@cherman1882]

Wouldn’t be surprised if IGN actually says that for their review

[@mboz_2108]

@@cherman1882 alright you want muted too?

[@donutboi6187]

Dunkey has made me say Black Ops whenever I play any shooting game and I can’t stop

[@rowkey4231]

Strawberry Boi Black ops

[@unoriginalname6604]

@@rowkey4231 Black ops

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

Do you still sell grapes

[@JustinC3810]

Black ops

[@d33pakkkk]

Black Ops

[@niklasschwartzerd3847]

Man, even the toxicity in this game is a mix of Ow and CS.

[@Kektus1]

It's helped me be certain I wouldn't ever want to play this game myself. I mean, it looks fun, but this type of playerbase just ruins it for me, even if they're just a vocal minority in a generally chill majority. Screw the whiners.

[@Brandy._]

@@Kektus1 It seems to be a vocal minority from my experience.

[@mattfloresss8063]

Kektus in my time playing I have never seen one trash talker and I have like 40 hours

[@GiaBooSado]

in a Riot Games... game XD, thats all the toxicity in one game XD

[@oldspice051]

I haven't had that many toxic players in OW; it's been largely positive. Maybe it's just the servers I use.

[@diosrightcalfmuscle4090]

I absolutly love how Dunkey usually shows off gameplay of him dying over and over in most of his dunkviews. Yet when it comes to shooters, he seems to ascend for a short while and destroy whatever game he's playing.

[@dramaticmarquinhosvi]

"Halo 1 in legendary changes a man"

[@bruhurb848]

"Mute, mute, mute, none of you are free of sin". - That mute guy, problably.

[@TheUltrasora]

Tony the tiger.

[@30yovegan34]

this is online lobbies nowadays :'(

[@dangahzone]

Way to get yourself muted.

[@MIKENIKEanimation]

I’m muting you

[@TailsFetish]

waaay ahead of yah!

[@cameron6464]

The entire video is just like Team Mates: Dude you are so ass. Dunkey: ACE

[@AuroraAustralis_]

tbh I was waiting for dunkey to whip out the crying baby sound he used in Overwatch

[@fencho4381]

I think some people know it’s him and since they want to be in the video they trash talk him. It ends up working.

[@applez4life200]

@@fencho4381 if you look at the leaderboards throughout the video dunkey kinda sucked at the beginning. But obviously he was learning the game so I can't blame him.

[@nomnom3451]

You were saying?

[@mootwo_]

Flying Weasels he doesn’t need to learn, he’s #12 best player in OW

[@TarikJasim]

"I remember you was conflicted, misusing your influence, sometimes I did the same." - Dunkey

[@kishenraghavan572]

abusin my power full of resentmen

[@kuoliibk]

Resentment that turned into a deep depression

[@cheddastacker]

Michael vorhees I found my self screaming in a hotel room

[@ToriKo_]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@kyo3714]

burgerboye I didn’t wanna self destruct, the evils of Lucy was all around me

[@bulatmux5396]

Dunkey can make valorant look like a fun game

[@Koalalover70]

He made Black Ops 4 look like a fun game

[@MikiziB]

Everyone: Dunkey is literally the worst Valorant player in the world. Dunkey: Oh, yeah? Then how come I'm the best Valorant player in the world?

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

That's the best dunkey joke that dunkey didn't actually make.

[@ShadonicX7543]

can't really argue with that logic tbh I'm sold

[@aspirateur1231]

I mean he was number 12 at Overwatch

[@gamingwithjado962]

SkinnySnorlax I think dunbo actually made a version of this joke back in his league vids, but my memory is incredibly rusty

[@Pluteos]

w

[@Cerealkiller98ify]

It’s crazy to think dunkey got all this gameplay footage just from his first match of playing Valorant.

[@RedstoneCommand]

While wearing a blindfold

[@alkyr8808]

And what is even more interesting, that's not even him playing, that's his little brother!

[@jonnypferdeschwanz7479]

with a 2007 logitec steering wheel not to forget

[@bigboibb]

Jonny Pferdeschwanz yeah and it’s not even plugged in

[@m4tr1x49]

and his keyboard and mouse are disconnected

[@rackstacker800]

game been out for like a month and everyone act like they professionals

[@calebm9000]

It's the Riot effect.

[@granolaa2877]

Its probably bcs its basically CSGO

[@DylanJo123]

It attracts all the csgo sweaties

[@adenpower249]

Essential workers

[@scythegrill4673]

that guy sounds pure platinum rank league of legends cancer that will run it down mid if he dies to two consecutive ganks

[@EJI253]

That guy that gets so mad and just goes “you’re black” is so great this takes me back to early Xbox live haha

[@feelingweller]

I come by here from time to time JUST to hear “the fancy dog gets the shrimp”

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

"The dog is the fanciest of animals"

[@jh0pkins1992]

MY DOG..

[@uyq5726]

My favorite was “my dog bites you harrrrd”

[@DruNature]

@@uyq5726 i literally almost just died from choking from laughing so hard watching that line over and over.

[@totschlagsupport1120]

Same here with Cee-Lo Green

[@alexmalec2169]

It’s like dunkey gets a power boost everytime someone says he sucks. Edit: for the record, I do know he edits his videos. It was a joke that clearly flew over some of your heads!

[@slasher7814]

He must have the power to recreate the world after the final fantasy video

[@dinnerfan19470]

@@slasher7814 It charged him up to his full potential

[@asdffsdafdsafdsa7877]

he probably trolls around and does low effort shit to get people to insult him and then try hards to get clips like this most easily.

[@xbug6852]

damn I wish I had that ability

[@SirSoffrito]

If its anything like Overwatch, it doesn't matter. Mostly people don't know what the fuck is happening and just randomly pick someone to blame instead of playing. That same teammate being blamed can be popping off at the same exact time, doesn't matter. No apologies, no takebacksies, just throwing vitriol and bile at other players for literally no reason.

[@mrsushi1192]

*NOW WITH THE MOUNTAINS OF SALT FROM OVERWATCH, AND THE COMPLICATED CALLS FROM CSGO, EXPERIENCE HELL FROM YOUR TEAMATES LIKE NEVER BEFORE IN VALORANT*

[@iwiffitthitotonacc4673]

I seriously don't understand people who play team-based games when they hate other people this much. Just play 1v1 in Quake like us proper antisocials.

[@TabbuEme]

It's pretty simple, these games kill your soul. Yeah sure, you might be friendly for like your first 50 hours of ranked, but then when you start having players that are clearly throwing and are also talking trash at you, time and time again, some people start losing faith in other players and just assume the worst. It's a toxic place.

[@Duoprism]

@@iwiffitthitotonacc4673 Playing team based games allows them to blame their ineptitude on other players instead of having to shoulder the blame on themselves.

[@Rambowjo2]

@@TabbuEme Other players' skill don't matter, only your own. When you realise this, you can just laugh at all the toxic players and have fun.

[@niklasschwartzerd3847]

Played Ow for years on ladder(Plat/Dia), let me tell you this: 1/3 of games you just can't win, no matter how hard you try. So in these you need to mute the toxic a55holes and pick an easy hero. And don't even think about trying to "carry". It's gonna frustrate you even more. Afterwards avoid and move on.

[@michaelofparadise]

i just realized dunkey's username is "ToPimpAButterfly" meaning he either listens to Kendrick or at least knows him

[@theactualjosi]

common dunkey W

[@apig]

He was in the comment section of Kendrick's live snl performance of "i," so I think it's fair to assume he's a fan

[@michaelofparadise]

@@apigi saw it recently , proud to be a dunkey and kendrick fan

[@Silverwind87]

"An injured dog bites hard." "The doggy bites hard." "My dog bites you harder." "The smartest dog shoots the biggest gun." "My dogs are very fancy." "The fancy dog gets the shrimp." "The dog is the fanciest of animals." "MY DO-"

[@thatsnotnormal5673]

My dog is *dead*

[@ThePikeOfDestiny]

@@thatsnotnormal5673 Noob

[@Bigallen0]

@@ThePikeOfDestiny Lmao

[@yuuka4964]

My dog is hard.

[@ThePikeOfDestiny]

@@yuuka4964 send me his snapchat bro im into that yiff shit

[@robotdickens]

“Sorry I can’t hear you from the bottom of the leaderboard.”

[@syarifht5929]

Should i laugh or mad?

[@coolminer1231]

John Hood stuff like that is funny and harmless, but most of the stuff people say in games like this is straight up toxic

[@FrenchiestSpy]

“Hold on let me start trying”

[@MurphyAndFriends]

That’s a dangling participle, are you on the bottom of the leaderboards or are they? Haha

[@k_plazo]

I'ma use that in all my arguments.

[@Alec.V.]

Osiris sounds like the type of guy who types “did I ask” in the group chat unironically.

[@thrace_bot1012]

*Altar of Flame , Caloris Basin music intensifies*

[@Gtcarroll96]

did I ask?

[@6213111566]

then complains when the team loses

[@dominict.8720]

you want mute, too?

[@david21216]

God every time I watch a competitive fps video I’m reminded of how much my life has been improved by me getting banned from deranged sessions on csgo years ago😅

[@cockdick2210]

how did being banned improve ur life

[@californiarollwithramensea8220]

"Woah why you muting a teammate" "Oh you want mute too?!" Reminds me of the good old dunkey screaming "AW YEAH?!?!"

[@seatcheeks4242]

@Big Boi It's from Crime Patrol

[@peterferrarese554]

Note to self: don't mute teammates at Jerry Garcia's

[@kistertheartist]

Gex

[@alxjones]

Joey Goncia*

[@ashtar3876]

Gex

[@isausage6866]

What? I don't get it

[@demontferrat]

@@isausage6866 Watch Dunkey's Video about GEX.

[@kksanche2692]

"Oh my god you suck" Well, it's kinda hard to play with a usb steering wheel.

[@Tzgrey77]

His little brother was playing

[@HahahaTryAgain]

And he doesn't exist

[@Hoothenoot]

he had a blindfold on

[@bobmcguffin5706]

He doesn't even have this game

[@elderrusty541]

In all seriousness it’s funny how Dunkey will be the best on the team, will carry a team and the bottom guy always wanna say he’s bad, it’s like maybe you’d have skill if your mom didn’t slam jaeger bombs when you were in the womb

[@_youtube_account_]

Just started playing Valorant for the first time ever on Xbox. 4 years later and now I finally understand what I'm even watching LMAO

[@Markelicgaming]

I like how the game isn't even out yet and it's toxic as heck lol

[@monkey_blu]

Not only that, it’s full of “epic gamers” who sound and act like they have been playing the game for years.

[@zmdumpbox2340]

I still can't believe people purposely give up their hard-earned cash to purposely engage in this toxic, soul-sucking environment.

[@lol2easy]

@@zmdumpbox2340 it's free and it's really not that toxic.

[@jroyalll]

ZM Dumpbox toxic is fun. You’re just a party pooper

[@Blagno4]

@@jroyalll Toxic is deadly by definition.

[@Heebie-Deebies]

Dunkey playing competitive shooters: 50% Dunkey being good 50% Voice chat being...interesting

[@krogers6275]

Dunkey is just being funny lol, his gameplay is like low silver prob if you actually show full games and not just kills

[@unlimited8410]

Jesus, Riot really brought out the salt on you two

[@AlejandroPerez-mg3fc]

The "you were saying..."s are the most satisfying things ever

[@williamshillings3368]

Alejandro Pérez Especially when that guy didn’t know what to say 😂

[@VARAWK]

"Let's rotate." [ROTATES]

[@hitzcritz]

_"Hey uh, Chris, I can't hear you from the bottom of the leaderboard."_ *I fell off my chair*

[@jfv26]

HitzCritz Just brilliant right? 😂

[@fabiancisneros3007]

WHAT IF you wanted to go to heaven, but god said: "You were sayin?"

[@FAkennas]

“Shut up”

[@chickenchicken178]

Legendary Gamer you’re getting muted

[@spirit9871]

If he's real, that's probably what he told Stephen Hawking.

[@daniel8763]

"I'll be honest I'm actually rank 12 in overwatch." "That's it I'm muting you"

[@countryfriedturkey]

Why?

[@elans.8595]

@@countryfriedturkey what

[@countryfriedturkey]

Elan S. Why’s he muting me 👁_👁

[@Bob_games103]

@@countryfriedturkey You want to be muted too? Okay!

[@Chizuru94]

@@Bob_games103 I think he was asking why the guy muted Dunkey.

[@lilrabbiofficialvevo5256]

watching this video is infinitely more fun than actually playing the game

[@themissingbracket]

It's amazing how dunkey is good at this game even when he's blindfolded

[@ObligatoryBook]

He didn’t drink his gamer juice either.

[@snoiny]

his little brother's playing too

[@Phoenix0F8]

and black

[@amancealexis7360]

his controler wasn't even plugged in

[@miltonsketch]

Also don't forget his hands are tied behind his back.

[@willsuarez4825]

4:14 "The plunging attack, it's the most reliable move in the game"

[@Nick-we6rd]

Will Suarez Still my favorite dunkey video and line

[@apotato1358]

I swear, every salty guy in some sort of multiplayer shooter sounds the same

[@Zarrx]

A teenager?

[@christopherherr7561]

The skinny 15 year old wearing Razers and calling everyone "kid?"

[@gilgameszh]

Its the same guy

[@flclkun5479]

suburban white tweenager in dire need a severe beating

[@peluquin98]

"pls report"

[@skrrskrr]

I love how Dunkey can afford to be his ridiculous self because he actually kicks ass.