Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 4)

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[@soup]

"There's a bit of leprosy in the server" LMAO

[@breadmakerprod]

What

[@TheMan-xq1hp]

Bottom Text

[@catonaskateboardwhatwillhe7449]

Oh hello there soup from 4 years ago

[@noah21shots26]

SOUP?

[@novaseer]

Packet loss, appendage loss, what's the difference?

[@_wolfynstine]

"I'm gonna get this ninja" "They have a ninja?" Clearly the ninja is doing his job properly then

[@leika8838]

Not that well it seems, an idiot seems to have detected the ninja anyways.

[@zack8194]

@@leika8838 confirmed. I detected the ninja

[@jqa16]

2:36 the Kana's said Aho あほ means idiot/stupid

[@arcadiuszero382]

@@jqa16 You mean hiragana?

[@jqa16]

@@arcadiuszero382 the term Kana refers to both katakana and hiragana.

[@yasuke1550]

of course the most replayed part is Nep's moaning

[@tomaszmikinka8681]

Yeah, because even my dog has a boner from this…

[@fredericoloosli2518]

Didn't realize till you pointed that out

[@pesky19]

that's cus of me

[@ИльяКотович-щ2с]

@@pesky19 And me

[@sharmrenex736]

Thabks for pointing that hidden gem out.

[@theTrevorluck]

For the ones who dont know what “toggle” means: activating your hacks in the middle of a match

[@PopCornJamie]

thank you so much

[@M8gazine]

It is time to toggle.

[@adityalalwani1416]

While soviet agrees lol

[@kythwilde4654]

Thank you

[@mauz791]

Cheers

[@SovietWomble]

Dear Valve, I would like to report a bug with the current version of your game. It appears that I have lost my rank of DMG. And I have rapidly fallen through the ranks to land on Gold Nova Master. Though I appreciate having mastery over these novas, this is the opposite of what I wanted, as I should have reached Global Elite by now. Please address this issue with a hotfix as soon as is feasible. TL:DR - teh fuck?!

[@ValiantValium]

+SovietWomble The game is bugged. I'm clearly better than all the Russians, yet I've been demoted to SEM. Obviously a bug.

[@sorenslothe]

+SovietWomble In case you aren't joking, I'll spill a bit of knowledge on you :-) Valve recently made changes to the ranking system to make it a bell curve centering on somewhere in the upper half of Gold Nova. Too many people had ended up in GE, so they needed to balance the ranks out. Your rank is actually not the badge you see on your profile, it's a number players can't access or even see. So your actual rank hasn't changed, but it doesn't look as posh anymore.

[@F1nlandGaming]

Not a bug A fix

[@WSKEE1]

+SovietWomble Even if you win games you still get demoted. Sad times. :D

[@Darkvoltrox]

+SovietWomble I dropped from LEM to Master Guardian 2 in the course of 15 games, 4 loses, every loss a rank drop. Game is fucked.

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

I'm concerned about how many clips of Nep "Stretching" you have on you.

[@touma5340]

Not only Nep but Darius "Stretching"

[@fuckingmetalasfuck4718]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@theoroost5823]

@鸡巴 Youre fun at parties arent you?

[@babokmorrison7561]

鸡巴 if it is all streamed how is it set up I mean I saw this stream

[@simonwhelan3697]

But I need more

[@pauciloquentflibbertigibbe5217]

"I take psychology, I use it on you." "Wait, what does that mean?" That response means its working.

[@rayanderson5797]

^My wife is a behavioral analyst. Can 100% confirm that she uses her techniques on me.

[@namnnamn1911]

Is cyanide hot gf is gorty in this one ? The voice is kinda different

[@supercool1312]

Ray Anderson i want a gf that does that to me

[@broman2084]

@@namnnamn1911 gf is different

[@spikegilfer1997]

Isn't that a really sketchy thing to actively do? Or is it once you know you just can't stop?

[@barstas9713]

9:48 when you realize cyanide’s hot gf is using the tip of the gun for the crosshair :)

[@trackernivrig]

It makes so much more sense

[@stevenbartel5008]

@@trackernivrig well yes, but actually no

[@trackernivrig]

name nachname lol

[@karanw4276]

But his gf isn't hot xD

[@richardmillhousenixon]

@@karanw4276 I think they are comparing her to Cyanide beauty wise

[@Smith-kl9qq]

It’s first day of no nut November and she’s “stretching”

[@lucifermorn422]

i lost yesterday, man, i don't even care at this point

[@circleofdao3556]

But what is she stretching exactly 😉

[@ItsJustAgamingThing]

Alias Fakename Fucc November.

[@rezafernandaf]

Weak

[@Smith-kl9qq]

Film Addict I’m still holding on strong after that video

[@AMagicalTortoise]

Every time Soviet says “I hate this clan”, I’m pretty sure he means “I hate Cyanide”.

[@rexthompson5909]

Everyone hates cyanide

[@the_solomon_sage8431]

it's more of 85% Cyanide, 15% everyone else

[@jthunderboldt]

Exclusively cyanide

[@GenshinLover283]

@@the_solomon_sage8431 minus Nep.

[@justan324]

@@GenshinLover283 and cake

[@SovietWomble]

5:45 #NepGasm

[@Frangus_]

+SovietWomble Usually there are a lot of people watching your videos. Maybe you should ask them to send Nep friends requests? ;)

[@Framed.Automotive]

+SovietWomble i love cars. nep loves cars. therefore i love nep.

[@Serpher1]

+SovietWomble Had the same thing last night IRL with hot Polish women ;) Be jelly Mr Womble.

[@Drakonya08]

Where can I watch live Nep porn? Aka stream

[@361Jonel]

+SovietWomble There is a hungarian gipsy in ZF?

[@BeanSoup_7]

I know that this video is 6 years old at this point, but I wanted to point out that at 9:29, when Cyanide's Hot girlfriend takes over, it looks to me as though the reason that she keeps looking away is because she is trying to line up the gun barrel with the enemy player/target etc. Only once Cyanide points out the crosshair in the next clip does she realise that the crosshair exists, and is where the bullets are going. Earlier in the video, when she is controlling their movement she tells cyanide that he doesn't know how to shoot, because in her mind, he's not aligning the gun with the target. I felt like pointing this out because I have seen this video many times and was genuinely curious as to why she was aiming like this. I thought others might find this interesting as well. Edit: Just to add, this is only just a theory I came up with. I could be 100% wrong but it's what makes the most sense to me.

[@S1lentG4mer]

thank you. I came back to this video just for an explanation after 6 years.

[@lazthegreat10]

How did she not notice the crosshair until he told her about it? When she watched him play first

[@brookhorse3509]

@@lazthegreat10 Because she's not used to playing video games. Razbuten made some fantastic video essays on the subject, but the short of it is we expect crosshairs to be there and know to shoot center whereas she probably only sees some weird anomaly of dust at the center and nothing of significance

[@thumpermatic]

Damn son, where'd you find this

[@user-vj5qo3lg7p]

Genuine respect! Thank you, this is very interesting

[@brandondeets7011]

(Has a mouse malfunction) (Ranks up)

[@Dullahan2]

That wasn't a mouse malfunction. That was the mouse making it's own account, getting CS:GO, and winning a couple hundred matches all within a few seconds to rank Soviet up.

[@ajrickman9520]

Brandon Deets "YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT FUCKING... FUCK!"-Edburg

[@Locust-13]

was that edberg? it sounded like cyanide's voice ...

[@jaredhernandez6583]

Elvin Celis It was Cyanide. He's always pissed that Womble gets these high promotions without effort.

[@ajrickman9520]

Jared Hernandez well it does sound like edburg to me and Cyanide is not in the game it's kaffe, ed, Womble gambit and rotary(not sure about the last one) but if I made a mistake sorry my bad 😂

[@Vartellas]

"Stretching"

[@mauzer4457]

;)

[@axovur]

+Theodore Nguyen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Howlycoin]

+Theodore Nguyen :D

[@cuppatea7073]

Now its all over edberg's stream, people kept yelling #nepgasm

[@cuppatea7073]

Well that was blunt

[@madarashi7097]

LEGIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT STRETCHING PART

[@WymanandBrad]

CaptainAlligatah lol grill gamers man

[@FatBelugaWhale]

I repeat Noah, was quite enjoyable,

[@Kalidoscope1230]

I make those kind of noises when I stretch and I'm a guy

[@dylanperhacs6119]

it reminds me of when I turn on girls Tennis and close my eyes

[@KalHadden]

Womble's panicking Uhhh though was the frosting on that cake. a aaaand I suddenly understand the joke behind Cake's username...

[@alexhb12333]

A German guy sees a Jewish girl at the bar and wants to ask her out. "Hey girl, let me get your number" "EXCUSE ME, we have names now!"

[@dgbd9030]

how is this connected to the video? and im going to use that a lot haha.

[@lephantomchickn3676]

FUCKING GENIUS

[@bloodyrose2076]

😂 oh that's terrible 😂

[@XarathDominion]

@@dgbd9030 there is a bit in this video where, i forget who it was, says "mate, it's german humor. it's no laughing matter." so he gave a nice example of said humor.

[@dgbd9030]

@@XarathDominion oh right. with all the random shit Soviet has in his streams i forgot. thx

[@leasagna2202]

**Moans** i am "S t r e c h i n g"

[@Leo7s1822]

Hamilton ate my soul he has to say im stretching so that they dont suspect he’s doing something. Mm sexy

[@dirtymonk748]

Idk why but whenever she was "stretching", shit got so tense that i actually wanted a girl to "stretch" like this in a csgo match

[@mollybrown2478]

Heh, I'm partially (well, mostly) deaf too:)

[@ArvisSc]

You bet your ass she is stretching. The question is - what part of her body is she stretching?

[@SabertoothedFrostbite]

@@ArvisSc LMAO 🤣

[@nathanchoromiec9991]

"I'm a tactician like Napoleon" and now you're dead like Napoleon

[@DiggerDeeper01]

If I was there, I would have said "You know Napoleon was a fucking shit tactician right? I mean he invaded Russia in WINTER for fuck sake, how much more FAIL could you get?"

[@error9305]

Digging Deeper #01 true

[@zachwithanH07]

+Zo Mana Never invade them They are SPFC (Supreme Master First Class)

[@bonusduckmann9997]

Duck Inc. did u know that Napoleon was blown apart? if u know what i mean

[@weldonwin]

Naw man, Napoleon was killed by his own wallpaper

[@WoodysGamertag]

Amazing video, very well done. I laughed the entire way through. Best of luck to you!

[@jackmccutcheon6443]

We'll never thought you'd see woody here did you? Well you did #wombleisspreading

[@billystewart2900]

woodycraft

[@WolfNationHDFilms]

+WoodysGamertag Miss your mail monday

[@SovietWomble]

+WoodysGamertag Most kind. Thank you!

[@HasanHadi8]

+WoodysGamertag wow, ur still alive. loved ur videos way back in the day. you should def get into cs, would be pretty cool to watch.

[@StealthySpace7]

“I watch Soviet for the content” (Nep’s stretching noises)

[@iexplodonateri7378]

But that is content

[@danykyllerpt2603]

bet you want to "stretch" with nep

[@mech7040]

Danykyller PT I wish lol

[@wilfredcarin4691]

OF COURSE!

[@BackgroundJoshua]

Danykyller PT stretch with her, or "stretch her out"?

[@chef9620]

2101josh both at the same time

[@BackgroundJoshua]

Seth Wenger 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@unicorn1655]

"I'm getting lots of friends invites right now,is it because of your stream?" "Uh.." _No it's cause ppl wanna "stretch" with you_

[@LT1.00]

Oh god 😢😰😨😵😱

[@xabijonesx3398]

That was so funny to me how he was just like "uhhhhhhhhhh idk"

[@felixftw4702]

if people didn't get that joke from the video they're too innocent

[@LT1.00]

@@felixftw4702 yeah

[@gecamposneto]

remove "with" from that answer.

[@ajax3807]

I can't stop laughing at Edberg's reaction to you being promoted. It was too good~ XD

[@Remedy151]

Lmao! I thought that was Cyanide!! 😂🤣

[@apexor4497]

I died from laughter xDDD

[@legomanas4702]

That was Cyanide

[@pixelbox5874]

@@legomanas4702 it was edberg, you can tell from the accent

[@legomanas4702]

@@pixelbox5874 oh Shit....

[@Memeo.]

What I wouldn't do to be in a group like this, you all seem so awesome to be around, dont let that go womble, enjoy it.

[@fameolife]

If you wanna be in a group like this, try joining groups that play the games that you play. Play call of duty? Try looking for people who play frequently. There are probably a lot of people that are nice to be with and play with.

[@GoodVibes-xq4yi]

@@fameolife I'm actually looking for some warzone and multiplayer friends. Hate having a constantly aching back from carrying my team most days

[@homina1632]

SovietWomble was never about trying to get the top place in games. He only seeks immersion in games, having fun with clan mates. ZF is just a perfect mix of seriousness and having fun.

[@lg6884]

Ho Mina And don’t forget incompetence as well as volatile intelligence.

[@tashkent561]

@@GoodVibes-xq4yi Hey, we can do WZ together, whatcha think?

[@NickAsNickName]

Cake sounds adorable and Nep sounds hot. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be...

[@od2473]

NickAsNickName Who's Cake? Is she the gf?

[@sharpshot621]

@@od2473 might i direct you to the 5th episode if you haven't already

[@TheGamer5465]

Who is nep?

[@vocalvortexstudios2058]

@@TheGamer5465 she was the one "stretching"

[@joaomiguelmoreira6363]

666 likes ma boi

[@KingMkzed]

well a good question is how HOT is Cyanides girlfriend ?

[@SovietWomble]

+Valeri Weber super hot

[@KingMkzed]

yeah the question is how hot like chili or just like an red couch or like christy mack or fucking magen fox ?

[@SovietWomble]

+Valeri Weber like Christy Mack scissoring Megan Fox on a red couch under a pile large pile of chillies.

[@KingMkzed]

+SovietWomble now I understand your loss its must be tough for you

[@FizCap]

Yea, this is an important question considering she sounds like a nine year old asian

[@venettore3601]

You should have included the part where Nep goes "These are perfectly normal noises that a woman makes" and Cyanide goes "While having sex, yes."

[@ShinobuSakurazaka]

Everyone makes noises when they stretch but we have higher voices so the noises we make when stretching sounds more "sexual" than men. As a lesbian I can tell you if your girlfriend makes those noises during sex she's either bored or faking it to make you feel like you're doing a good job.

[@venettore3601]

+Blake Belladonna I'm not sure why you commented that. I was just telling Womble to include the part of the stream when Nep and Cyanide had that dialogue.

[@ShinobuSakurazaka]

I was mainly commenting on Cyanide's lack of knowledge on women and that his girlfriend must very long-suffering and not at all good at video games.

[@spectrefox7733]

+Blake Belladonna You should look up the definition of "joke", Bella. While your knowledge is admirable, it's really made only for entertainment.

[@BobbyBlockable]

+Spectre Fox leave her alone she is a lesbian and insulting anyone on the Internet who isn't a cisgender white male is against the law /s (btw /s means sarcasm because I don't trust the Internet not to kill me if I don't make sure the know what it means)

[@TurKlack]

I just love how Cyanide is basicly telling his brain functions to his girlfriend when she's supposed to move ^^ ADADADADAD RUNAWAY AAAAH

[@sn1pertoaster]

* s t r e t c h i n g*

[@HomelessCat-x]

@@MiksteR_RdY its funny watching females with 0 personality resort to incredibly shameful tactics like objectifying themselves for a small bit of attention.

[@HomelessCat-x]

@@MiksteR_RdY worse part is how she plays dumb and wonders why so many people are adding her.

[@HomelessCat-x]

@@MiksteR_RdY and this is all she literally does. She has 0 personality or jokes so she just moans.

[@TheAugizzz]

@@HomelessCat-x can i use this for r/niceguys

[@aname6794]

@@TheAugizzz This sounds more like the exact opposite of r/niceguys IMO

[@joseaquino1618]

i can listen to neps 'stretching' aaaaaaaaaall day

[@Chromiuss]

Me too

[@undeadmorty6067]

u pervert........

[@d3bo552]

we need a 1 hour remix :D

[@Rert]

there exists an hour version of that bit.

[@olivecorf1860]

wellwe'rewaiting.gif

[@thebaba29]

When Soviet said Cyanide's girlfriend would be playing, I thought he was talking about Cyanide's right hand.

[@roadhouse6999]

Well yeah his right hand would be on the mouse

[@tenacityxl]

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHOOOOHOHOHOHOO

[@rodeljagad8127]

Ooooooh the burn tho

[@pierocubertino5845]

i think the first time everyone thought the same

[@WTFisTingispingis]

He's talking about his arranged bride who's like a ten year old.

[@ascended313]

I’m so happy 4 years later this video hasn’t died yet, please keep it this way forever.

[@tashkent561]

Soviet's content will always continue to go on. It will be the final proof of human existence

[@jakobg.5763]

Yes we will

[@Unknwn-dl2jm]

We shall continue this legacy of yours.

[@connorcraft5455]

"GET OVER HERE YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE"

[@Emeowy]

Yes

[@manager-nim2623]

That's a beautiful relationship

[@duydome]

@@manager-nim2623 they broke up, you know?

[@hellsing3062]

@@duydome lol really? I wonder why.

[@festethephule7553]

@@duydome Oh. I didn't realize that. You know why?

[@chadkirby3634]

I swear my pants were on before 5:45

[@harrisongray9494]

Chad Kirby

[@WymanandBrad]

Ethan Rae lol I'm pretty sure she wouldn't masturbate when she knows she's on a quite large stream in the middle of a comp

[@chadkirby3634]

Wyman and Brad Gaming Co. Yea... BUT WHAT IF... 🤔

[@jadenmajors4481]

Wait....WE'RE WEARING PANTS!!!!!??!????!??!!!!!!!

[@Deguu68]

Wyman and Brad Gaming Co. maybe thats her fetish

[@Miss_Eldritch]

"I am getting a lot of friends" *I W O N D E R W H Y*

[@heretyk_1337]

GUESS... You have three chances...

[@nunusrandom7534]

*continues stretching*

[@AdamDeOldSport]

*I W O N D E R H O W , I W O N D E R W H Y*

[@devon7514]

9:55 "Still better than Womble" I'm DYING

[@ClickyCrisp]

This was fucking hilarious lmao ˙͜ >˙

[@Papayapudding]

aleeeeex ayy

[@sheebainu2435]

ayy

[@Zeynepx]

+8Bit Mutant samy ayy

[@Bantersaurus]

+Clicky Crisp Come here often? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@DardyDan]

+xViridian :3

[@Rickfernello]

ONWARDS, GIRLFRIEND.

[@charlotte7007]

"Get the AWP"NOOOOOO DICK FACE!!!!!

[@timoshea207]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you

[@KJOB]

*girly giggles*

[@jeffyzefrench]

She's not a horse

[@hiimpat8385]

Ridley it’s been a year, but I can’t get over it that cyanides girlfriend sounds like she’s 12 and it’s really scary

[@Forbrukarmakt]

Is there a compilation of neps stretching? I need it for school

[@XX-bl4qe]

actually yes

[@midnightproductions3442]

XX ... link?

[@archemides1517]

Thad Castle www.reddit.com/r/SovietWomble/comments/44ir59/1_hour_of_nep_stretching_youre_welcome/

[@aajake13]

DarkWolf gaming well then

[@sotngaming8282]

Soviet commented on it.

[@ashwindsouza606]

nothing says friendship like saying "You don't deserve that" moments after you accomplish something

[@bacondropped]

If anyone wants to know, Japanese at 2:36 spells "あほ" ("idiot")

[@error9305]

bacon oh lol I didn't know that XD

[@shadowthelegend100]

[BAKA INTENSIFIES]

[@shadowthelegend100]

Actually now that I take a closer look that spells Aho not baka right?

[@MisakaMikotoLuv]

[AHO INTENSIFIES]

[@FrogFrozen]

Two different ways to say mostly the same thing. あほ is just more aggressive. Its commonly translated as "Dumbass" rather than as "Idiot."

[@ixla3031]

"Stretching"

[@alizhell8317]

not my proudest fap.

[@zanesc01]

my proudest.

[@crzypyromaniac6406]

That was... lol

[@someguysupremedoritos786]

Coyotea she stretched 12 times with a moan and a weird sex sound ,wut

[@ridrexw8069]

*S T R E T C H I N G* and totally not masturbating

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

I remember the first time I was teaching a game "league of legends" to my girlfriend, and she would go straight to the tower and tank it without minions, and in my mind I was singing "where did I go wrong"

[@MuriloSRoxo]

Did you broke up with her?

[@SenersArt]

Same

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

Yes sir, all in the past now :D What made me stop and wonder, is when she used ashe's W to damage the tower, and she'd see the arrows go through them with no damage to turret whatsoever, but keeps doing it, throughout the entire match her gameplay was "respawn > go mid > tank turret (3 hits) > spam W even when it's on cooldown > die > wait respawn timer > do it again" Nonetheless I just wanted share laughs with you guys xD Cheers!

[@SenersArt]

haha thats great XD you still play the game?

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

Sadly T-T

[@pinkinthesushi]

Man I was 16 when this came out, I feel old coming back to these videos.

[@Robbinio2]

Fun fact, that bit of Japanese text in the video says “Aho” or “Stupid”. Nice little Easter Egg there Soviet!

[@Tonatsi]

You mean B-Baka

[@InnocentC0]

Aho and Baka mean the same thing, I think. But level of respect to use is different. It's just like saying 'fool' and 'stupid'

[@obama9076]

Nice

[@Tonatsi]

InnocentC0 it was an anime reference; particularly to the character archetype known as ‘Tsunderes’.

[@l3st4rins98]

@@Tonatsi baka is fool/stupid. Aho is like saying "you f*ckin dumbass". People use it when they're mad.

[@Kakirax]

More nep please for obvious reasons

[@WisKy64VT]

+TheBuragi I'm on mobile so it's hard to read the gamer tags what is Neps xD

[@Kakirax]

pancakeninja27 The legendary girl that was stretching/having an orgasm

[@johntodd495]

+pancakeninja27 nep

[@RE4PER]

+TheBuragi "stretches"

[@xaiqo7263]

I agree.. We need her for uhm.. Science.

[@roxana1986]

0:00 - world class flashbang 0:09 - going to A 0:12 - prom queen 0:19 - lost cause 0:27 - diversity 0:59 - stuck under the floor 1:15 - Juan 1:21 - the ninja 1:25 - the mystery of the red gun 1:44 - wrong analogy 1:53 - Cyaninde as Napoleon 2:16 - stuck in the door 2:32 - the ninja apears 2:41 - keeping the AWP 3:00 - Womble's first Ace 3:31 - salty Kaffe 3:41 - pappas got this 4:08 - leprosy in the server 4:18 - Echo the cheater 4:27 - German humour 4:39 - ladies first 4:56 - Negev 5:07 - introducing Nep 5:37 - "stretching" 6:05 - Utopian food 6:19 - Soviet at the top 6:23 - smoke fail 6:28 - spastics 6:42 - sound test 7:46 - Soviet with the grill gun 7:56 - Cyanide and Cyanide's hot girlfriend 10:30 - mouse malfunction 10:51 - Distinguished Master Guardian

[@zachwithanH07]

6:35 Tunnel!

[@StormyGeddon]

You are the hero KZbin needs

[@jey-ackerman]

i was watching this vid so long ago.. i now i realize this comment. it's save my laifu. xD

[@HadrixEvonGlory]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think Cyanide's hot girlfriend is Cake.

[@khoanamysalami4186]

you're definitely wrong there

[@redletto1511]

Nep: "I'm getting lots of friends invites right now, Is it because of your stream?" Soviet: *eeerrrrr*

[@cartervriezelaar6321]

Womble: Aaaaaaaaa....... Ooh! *buys Negev* *Shooting intensifies*

[@-bismark]

i just love every weird (not sexy, fuck no) sounds womble makes

[@jonardcantimbuhan2135]

ShadowKnight Amber lol

[@reneliebregts64]

Yeah and then everyone: oh god

[@lofiruko5587]

This is why you never give soviet a negev 😂😂

[@Hunterstiq]

Someone was stretching Nep

[@tmsgaming5998]

my friend join me in my campaign we will beat Nixon!

[@platinumxray5732]

You sir are smooth as fuck lol

[@GayBrain]

Stretching her ass you mean

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

lmao

[@haibuiphuoc4442]

@@GayBrain you really do think

[@lucy6472]

9:57. In the chat edberg is saying: still better then womble

[@aldocordero4370]

Nice! You saw that too xD

[@SunnyShuklathedoctor]

Lee White Yasss

[@KiernanGrimes]

Lee *than

[@mave13th]

Lee o

[@hxzevevo]

Kiernan Grimes then*

[@lloytre5379]

5:38 The response is pure gold and Effortlessly funny

[@kalebhoward129]

that "stretching" is pretty distracting to say the least

[@havocnine]

Ooo im the 500th like

[@randy3222]

hows it going bois

[@xMaverickFPS]

@2:36 - "must be the ninja" lmao

[@bubbles4002]

im just commenting because we have the same profile picture

[@OMDolton84]

yurtpoh Is it bad that I understand the text shown over the "ninja"? It's Japanese for "moron", BTW.

[@OMDolton84]

***** You might want to double-check the second character. There's TWO horizontal strokes on it, not one.

[@xMaverickFPS]

i wouldn't know, i can't read japanese. i wish i could though lol

[@FaiqPrasetya]

it reads aho dude which means moron

[@PojebanyWladyslaw]

This comment section: 10% actual comments 90% comments about nep **S T R E T C H I N G**

[@pingpong-kv6eq]

A C C U A L

[@PojebanyWladyslaw]

@@pingpong-kv6eq SHUT UP

[@godboopy7977]

Love that name and profile pic Ron

[@PojebanyWladyslaw]

@@godboopy7977 aye! Sound!

[@godboopy7977]

Ron Swanson *parks and rec theme plays in background*

[@RingTeam]

I gotta ask: Is Merry Milkshake ok right now? He's not deaf anymore?

[@jordaneggerman4734]

I don't think he's heard from ZF in a while, so....... Sorry, I couldn't resist. Haven't seen him in any more recent streams, or Bullshitteries, though, so that is a very legitimate question...

[@Lonerepublics]

Hey its me milkshake here, I did get my ears fixed, but I haven't been on the team speak/ discord for a long long time. I may jump back on one day though. Hope you well also!

[@Lonerepublics]

@@jordaneggerman4734 I did infact have the operation so im alot better now!

[@RingTeam]

@@Lonerepublics Great! I'm very glad you're ok. Take care. :)

[@ShiroTheAsian]

we are number one but every one is replaced with NEP "stretching"

[@rynardramos16]

Shiro The Asian #nepgasm

[@bagoston325]

Do it.

[@GamingGenre]

Bro I gotta say WOMBLE is gaining a shit ton of subs man day by day

[@SovietWomble]

+Gaming Genre it's very humbling! I really look forward to making more.

[@GamingGenre]

+SovietWomble hey dude not mean to be a kiss ass but you deserve it bro you and you're crew are freaking hilarious! And it's original that's rare in most youtubers. You've had my support since sub count 110 thousand XD. Just keep doing what your doing :D

[@ChannelBrotherSister]

+SovietWomble weird that you only gain not that much, but i've seen some shit youtuber got more subs than you

[@kegangardner2277]

+SovietWomble Why don't you post that much?

[@SovietWomble]

+Kegan Gardner oh it's because I'm working Monday to Friday :) Those two videos were on the christmas/new year break. So, I can only really play games or edit stuff on Saturday and Sunday. So once a month is perfectly normal :)

[@pesci20002010]

Petition to nominate the following names as the sexiest-sounding people in ZF: 1. Quebec 2. Gambit 3. Edberg

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

And what, have them cover fuckin Queen songs?

[@seanassociateproductions1691]

You forgot nevil

[@GothicLeviathan]

Quebec's voice is just 👌

[@draganstojanovic9194]

Nevil for sure.

[@varunchaturvedi2581]

Don't forget Moogle.

[@flamingwheel9926]

Does NEP have a channel?

[@casey2053]

Don't be a simp.

[@verfytheflames_6217]

Is anybody going to mention that when he got an ace he actually threw a flash bang correctly

[@Icysnowman256]

Yeah, him throwing the flashbang correctly proves that he was indeed toggling ;D

[@LegendarySkip420]

Impossible

[@Naraku-no-Hana-WE]

By correctly you mean he threw it so far past him that it bounced back and managed to accidentally blind him anyhow? Because I'm pretty sure that kind of correct utility usage usually gets you killed.

[@sugoistalin7809]

@Wretched Egg if it works, it's correct.

[@Naraku-no-Hana-WE]

@@sugoistalin7809 If it works once and fails 9 other times still correct huh?

[@trx90vito29]

Nep: I’m stretching Me: you’re stretching something, and it definitely isn’t your back

[@jackychang9148]

Oh yea~ You're*

[@senza4591]

@@jackychang9148 is this a joke? Am i getting woooshed?

[@waleedalshammari8920]

Arham they’re correcting the first “your” not the second one

[@cuboider-rclv2585]

@@waleedalshammari8920 its sad that you had to explain it to him

[@crownregis]

deserves more likes

[@cherriberri8373]

Nep: "stretches". Cyanide: I must say-

[@breadgod2895]

"sorry, this content is age restricted"

[@turkeyshouaib7724]

I wonder why

[@Cortez530]

5:45- 6:02 " I'm getting lots of friends invites right now " guess why Nep :D :)

[@lukagrlanovic81]

I'd like to be friends with benefits with her

[@officialtttproductions]

Cortez530 I

[@sammack1484]

Well, I could listen to a Nep stretching montage for hours.

[@statdemon2842]

B O N E R

[@user-ov7hc6kl4h]

Nep is daydreaming about NBk

[@Gumkey]

That’s hot

[@__mindflayer__]

Pope of Tacos 69 Wished she was day dreming of me lol

[@eze382]

Does nep still playing cs go?

[@thecursed01]

with that moaning, i would guess she is straming on camgirls now

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Wish I could see her twitter unfortunately she blocked me

[@masterdaniel9665]

What does a german bread say in the morning? Gluten tag

[@mareikestahl9792]

😂😂😂

[@lolmanbomber2904]

German humour is not a laughing matter

[@Chum-is-Fum]

MasterDaniel guarantee you stole this from Fitz

[@borutouchiha7673]

Whahah so funny i fall down.... Kinder heutzutage also echt😑

[@jackytufftufftoaster7817]

No it does not. Its depressed and angry that it woke up.

[@kons37flyingreaperoldchann21]

0:28 this reminds of a time where I accidentaly clicked on an button for disabled people which when the lamps to cross the roads go green an sound will appear. And a women asked me : are you partially deaf? And I wasn’t listening so I just said yes. And it just realised that after crossing the street

[@TheRaptorOfGaming]

I wonder what Nep thinks of your video :P

[@Zeynepx]

+TheRaptorOfGaming She'd love to strangle the shit out of him if she only could.

[@SovietWomble]

+Zeynep And he'd a.) ejaculate in self defence b.) think she'd enjoy it

[@SovietWomble]

+SovietWomble also I'd aim for her eyes. Ever seen that scene in Jurassic Park? i.imgur.com/p4UvDjW.gif

[@TheRaptorOfGaming]

SovietWomble Well this was a roller coaster ride from start to finish :D

[@ellifib]

+SovietWomble what the actual fuck

[@madsandersen7863]

Titles of most of ZF Cyanide: the moron Echo: the chick magnet Soviet: the director Nep: the eye candy Edberg: the carrier Gambit: the drinker Kaffe: the 3rd person speaker

[@POLARTTYRTM]

Kaffe from finland?

[@InfamousQuiche]

i thought womble was known as 'the handicap'

[@_SK23]

Cyanide: The Immigrant

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Kaffe is not amused.

[@youtubeuser84848]

And what about cake

[@DatWut]

9:55 "*DEAD* (Terrorist) Not EDBERG: still better than womble" Hah

[@SovietWomble]

+Alex Schulz lol, I didn't see that

[@geronimo5515]

+SovietWomble More laughing for those who see it then :'D hahahaha :D

[@hamodthe1122]

i Saw it too hehe

[@villegrundstrom]

+SovietWomble nah you didnt wanty notice it only

[@gsg94490]

+Alex Schulz just seen this, too good

[@Mo-ir3qz]

the fact that this video got age restricted because of nep's stretching session

[@megadoodle10]

If you want diversity in ZF, I'm a Canadian with Tourettes. Hit me up.

[@sozusagenMabaru]

RDGWgaming They Need you!

[@megadoodle10]

The Waffle Gamer why so triggered all of a sudden?

[@watersnortmoment3734]

RDGWgaming I'm not triggered.

[@megadoodle10]

The Waffle Gamer I read your reply wrong

[@poddycast825]

I'm a Irish Scrublord

[@navycalvin9337]

5:45 *Nep has been kicked due to obscene stretching*

[@G-ManXErlik]

That was weird tho

[@Jobey_99]

Why is your first instinct to stare at a failing flash?

[@tieuucanh8958]

Cuz humans

[@tullius1289]

For the "funny moments" duh...

[@sar_ptolemy]

josh green because we know we deserve it

[@DeGroteLaaf]

@HeyImLincoln Dogs 'n cats do it too. Then they proceed to attack it, even though clearly it's not doing anything.

[@kimsciron363]

ZF clan's reaction to Womble's promotion never gets old

[@kadat8498]

Nep:I am getting a lot of friend requests.Is is because of youre stream? Soviet:Ummmmm... XD

[@QixTheDS]

You used the wrong "your." You should be corrected more than once.

[@sailorsaturn1060]

rob 998 What's funnier is that you spelled grammar wrong.

[@ethanburdett2851]

SailorSaturn10 lol so true

[@WiggleJimmy]

+suilxrd its funny how you say "who cares" after you just called out a guy for a simple grammar mistake.

[@orinay7325]

It was half the stream... the other half was the moaning

[@MrSmiley-en1ej]

Who else was lowering the volume when Nep was stretching?

[@XpVersusVista]

lowering ? lol i turned it up :D

[@pilzening2810]

csigusz I think if you curse around her all the time like this, she shouldn't consider you watching porn as weird.

[@sleepy2835]

Turning it up*

[@Johnny-xu7kx]

Mr. Smiley0389 kids

[@DEE-jk3rb]

im pretty sure that wasn't "stretching"

[@tSp289]

She never said what she was stretching.

[@kayotik8620]

Ikr 🌚

[@GothicLeviathan]

Damn girl kept turning me on.

[@TheDevilRejectsNone]

tSp289 yeah she did

[@Fugginyomom]

tSp289 she did

[@icy3-1]

August 2024. Still Womble's most viewed video and the most replayed part is still Nep's moan montage.

[@DiggerDeeper01]

I fucking figured out what Cyanide's Girlfriend was doing. SHE WAS USING THE FUCKING GUN BARREL TO AIM INSTEAD OF THE RETICULE! Look at the P90's Gun barrel at 9:47 and you'll see what I mean!

[@filipalilovitzsc]

Digging Deeper #01 logic

[@ExiaGamer]

genius

[@ĐKØ-n3e]

80% of this comment section has some sort of voice fetish

[@daltoncunningham1597]

Your point?

[@hellsing3062]

@@daltoncunningham1597 80% of this comment section has some sort of voice fetish

[@daltoncunningham1597]

@@hellsing3062 and?

[@podled942]

@@daltoncunningham1597 80% of this comment section has some sort of voice fetish

[@daltoncunningham1597]

@@podled942 aaaaaaand?

[@kingace.__]

nep: I'm getting a lot of friend invites, is it because of your stream? yeah let's go with that

[@giveluminacat10nobles21]

"Whats with the salt Kaffe, jeezus, let your hair down" Ironic.

[@hammarkids542]

She finally did THIS IS A JOKE DONT VERBALLY ATTACK ME

[@sivarajamani6709]

Why he is angry? Wat is -65 thing?

[@jamesyap8364]

@@sivarajamani6709 Kaffe hit someone for 65 hp

[@noNo-dd3lq]

"NEP I SWAER TO GOD WERE TRYING TO DEFUSE THE BOMB!" Nep: "Okay I'll stop" Everyone: "hey hey hey let's not get hasty now"

[@samdalli700]

9:57 look at the chat

[@ardantop132na6]

"still better than womble". -Not Edberg

[@josh_tve]

9:47 After Cyanide dies, Edberg says in the text chat "still better than womble" (9:57)

[@ĐKØ-n3e]

Gamer josh saw that lol

[@uzi3118]

Anyone else here in 2023 watching these absolute gems

[@callumlangley6717]

I wanna see what Cyanide's girlfriend looks like for science reasons.

[@Ueberdoziz]

+Pinhead "science"..... "stretching"..... uhu.

[@Mr.OHare.]

It's youuuuu

[@teorasduxas754]

+Pinhead With that profile picture? HAHAH, oh yes. That's brilliant, we both share originality in our profile pictures.

[@takezokensei44]

+Callum Langley pretty sure you meant For Academic Purposes

[@cherriberri8373]

Nep: "Stretches" Cyanide: "I must say-"

[@Jordan_C_Wilde]

That streching part was legit the sexiest moaning i've ever heard, what the fuck ?!

[@saninlp]

Jordan C. Wilde E-grillll

[@jatsikoira]

Jordan C. Wilde yea so confusing XD

[@elliotlemon8402]

Jordan C. Wilde this comment has 532 upvotes But only 3 replies.

[@pyromasteralex]

4 replies now you sum bitch.

[@pyromasteralex]

and now its 6. dont call me out on this woman.

[@luenn2042]

Why is this Wombles most watched video. * Nep Stretching * Ah.

[@TKDMaze92]

That stretching noises are actually just the sounds when Lara Croft takes a medipack :D

[@SpaceKaiser]

Soviet i don't know if you did this intentionally, but at 2:37 you subtitled the ninja as a "idiot".

[@JagEterCoola]

It's a really fucking dumb thing to just jump in there and be visible on the only place you'll be seen because everthing else Is smoked.

[@SpaceKaiser]

***** Oh yeah for sure, i was just wondering if he used the correct characters on purpose or if it was a coincidence.

[@JagEterCoola]

The NuclearSangheili Yah, "Idiot" looks a bit different ^^

[@SpaceKaiser]

***** Well in standard Japanese it's different. But in the Kansai dialect it's does translate to idiot, which the characters Soviet used were A and Ho, with Aho being idiot.

[@addisonramirez4252]

The NuclearSangheili can you be my dad?

[@bimaeps100]

9:56 look at edberg's chat lmao

[@yaboifet9058]

Those hidden burns hahahaha

[@bimaeps100]

Arjan Kasapi haha

[@RyanSalm]

His girlfriend doesn't even play video games lmao

[@somafme]

**Mouse malfunctioning** Valve: ah yes let's promote this guy

[@jeconiahjoelmichaelsiregar7917]

10:49 SovietWomble gets ranked 2.0 Love how ZF always rages over it

[@X3H3X]

Cyanide mainly

[@bloodyrose2076]

@@X3H3X That sounded more like Edberg. Cyanide definitely said "F*ck", but pretty sure it was Edberg that said he didn't deserve that title.

[@X3H3X]

@@bloodyrose2076 I was referring to the other times he got promoted

[@bloodyrose2076]

@@X3H3X Ahhhhhh okay.

[@issackaiser]

5:58 His reaction never gets old 🤣

[@smileyheckster7231]

"I'm getting a lot of friend requests right now, is that cause of your stream?" eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr *my corpse facepalming*

[@dili1399]

wonder why she is getting a lot of requests!

[@xianyueai9381]

i want to send her a request

[@dili1399]

@@xianyueai9381 eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr

[@MultiGamerClub]

Verify your age no.