Meet the Demoman

Meet the Demoman, one of nine playable character classes in Team Fortress 2.
Name: Demoman
Role: Defense
Weapons: Grenade Launcher / Sticky Bombs / Bottle
A fierce temper, a fascination with all things explosive, and a terrible plan to kill the Loch Ness Monster cost the six year old Demoman his original set of adoptive parents. Later, back at the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans near Ullapool in the Scottish Highlands, the boy's bomb-making skills improved dramatically. His disposition and total number of intact eyeballs, however, did not.

[@superbigtime]

My favorite bit of trivia about Demo is that he's only accurate with his weapons because his sheer alcohol intake gives him double vision so strong it cancels out his lack of proper depth perception because of his missing eye.

[@whereismycup]

bruh who needs 2 eyes when I can see twice with 1

[@jaylux5556]

That is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[@cheeki5280]

​@@jaylux5556Now THAT is a functional alcoholic!

[@thatboisamu_l425]

tf2 logic is the stupidest and funniest thing of all time

[@Para_lellogram]

The TF2 Demoman lore goes hard

[@hypocritehenry4619]

Role: “Defense” Every demo main: *observe*

[@mr.formal6723]

Also them 0:12

[@dogwithabeard2612]

Demo mains after killing the entire enemy team on uber charge

[@Breakaway-ic5gj]

The classification is messed up, it should be like this [Updated]: Power: Heavy, Demoman Combat: Soldier, Scout Support: Pyro, Engie, Medic Assasin: Sniper, Spy

[@Daniel_AL]

@@Breakaway-ic5gj tf2 should change it

[@fourscarlet7581]

I love and hate your profile picture.

[@LeakyFaucetGaming]

Sometimes I'm baffled Heavy and Demo have the same voice actor. Two completely different countries, two different personalities, one incredibly talented and experienced VA, and one game to have them both in. Absolutely amazing.

[@LeakyFaucetGaming]

@Alex Wells Amen!

[@EATSFALCONPUNCH]

Cold, everyone is an alcoholic and addicted to heroine, I'd say Russia and Scotland are essentially the same country

[@MS-hj6bh]

@@EATSFALCONPUNCH That's one of my personal favourite addictions tbh. Who's your favourite heroine?

[@LeakyFaucetGaming]

@@EATSFALCONPUNCH No, no, he has a point

[@johnpage5005]

I did not know that they had the same voice actor 😳! That's cool 😌.

[@invalid_user_handle]

0:51 Fun fact: The grenade that the Demoman knocks over in the bottom-left actually blinks for a second, indicating that it was primed by him touching it. The attention to detail Valve put into these videos is just astonishing.

[@K-S-Z_00]

Cameraman hearing the sound: *Intense sweating*

[@randy_hato]

any clue on why it didnt explode?

[@Sundowner13]

​@@randy_hatoeither it didn't hit the ground hard enough or they only blow up when near or hitting an enemy

[@Fumblom]

@@randy_hato demoman makes his own ammo and didnt fill the pill with potassium chloride

[@ousqa]

@@Sundowner13 They go off on a timer so I think it was a dud and he got lucky

[@ei1889]

“Oh they’re gonna have to glue you back together in HELL” I love that line

[@richardcraig9280]

Same

[@treygreen5015]

You and everyone else. (No offense)

[@Iqbal1808]

*glues them in hell*

[@claudiathompson8439]

Yes

[@-spacenav-6054]

Nah, the best is, "If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussing it with you, now would I?!"

[@CaptaindickheadBj]

0:50 When the demoman is censored he says “they got more feckin sea monsters in the great loch-ed ness than they got the likes of me” but it was censored as a joke for the government to cover it up

[@justocelott]

How'd you find it out????

[@averys1738]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHTRp3uvg9SfldU

[@LiamPlaysGamez]

What does he say after that

[@emraldjuicelopez2327]

Watch the blue demoman viedo that's how u know

[@joachims4726]

But he killed it There were more?

[@Amarenamann]

"They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me..." So wholesome.

[@Amarenamann]

I'm legally one-eyed.

[@shill2920]

By the way, that line isnt censored because he's swearing or anything, its censored because he mentioned the exact location of thr Lochness monster and was censored by the scottish government

[@Amarenamann]

@@shill2920 That makes all kinds of sense.

[@vinhdo4155]

As a foreigner learning English, affirming to myself that Demoman’s lines are fully audible is an immense achievement.

[@IGPriX]

Dude I feel you. Demoman trailer was my least favorite back when it came out, but after over a decade I finally understand the humor and charm of this video.

[@talarzwyzimy9963]

Yea i was there too. Heck still some of the accents still dont click for me.

[@paulgrundy6864]

As a native English speaker, you guys should feel proud of yourself! Even I struggled a ton understanding Demo’s heavy accent and drunk slur combined

[@mike.mentzer_enjoyer]

The only scottish black man ever in videogame history...

[@kipras1412]

StepOne the only scottish one, i can name another black cyclops

[@jorndallermeaddrinker6968]

@@kipras1412 lol he said black man not cyclops

[@kipras1412]

Joshua Dusek yeah, but still

[@corvoyami3192]

The only Scottish man who's not a dwarf in videogame history lmao

[@azureblizzard721]

There's also Nathan Copeland from No More Heroes 2.

[@blackspy8331]

"Go to hell, _and tell the devil i'm coming for him next!"_

[@GamerTheTurtle]

*ooooooh am gone eh beet you so hard, youll have eh TWITCH!*

[@dieg2063]

IM A GRIM BLOODY FABLE, WITH AN UNHAPPY ENDING!!

[@matthew_natividad]

More like and tell satan he’s next

[@Fran180_M.A.]

SO COCK SURE, PRANCING ABOOT WITH YAR HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS!

[@glitchypenny6984]

Doomguy: you what to me my partner

[@toaster9922]

I’ve realized that the things he mentions at 0:26 aren’t a recipe for a bomb like some comments have mentioned. He’s describing how volatile a bomb is and what can cause it to set off accidentally.

[@Voc_spooksauce]

Yeah he mentions that to explain how otherwise he wouldn't be there, discussing it with ya

[@CozmixYT]

I love how the ending jingle is accompanied by bagpipes. They really went into detail with this video.

[@orion7564]

Meet the Scout: (dodges sentry, minigun and rocket launcher) Meet the Demoman: (Scout dies from 1 shot of a sentry)

[@silastrinidad6096]

What do you expect running towards a max level sentry gun with little health?

[@mrfrogman9559]

No he tripped on his shoelace, he never learned how to tie them, leading to his demise, thus why all children are taught how to tie their shoelaces at an early age

[@matthew_natividad]

*seems legit*

[@painsi4536]

The fire he dodges is actually from a heavy, look closely and you'll see

[@sierraapples8099]

He running into the sentry not running away from it

[@sailorskj9002]

0:05 when you put a fork in a microwave

[@bogi2557]

Ya mean toaster?

[@danielmendez3906]

@@bogi2557 also works in a microwave

[@bogi2557]

@@danielmendez3906 Oke

[@HellaHoesFr]

*WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOMAN?*

[@themr.foster6118]

God damnit that made me laugh for too long

[@disgal6235]

The line "I'm a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end" is still one of my top picks for badass lines

[@michaeli4117]

This is what character design looks like. An alcoholic with a haunted eye socket using many explosives at once while drunk. Perfection, even all these years later

[@feliz1216]

1:31 _Every character in Batman Arkham City when you die_

[@EmoZix]

lmao

[@kylebooface6359]

imagine if TF2 predicted arkham Asylum or Valve referenced the death screens here I pretty sure Valve predicted Rocksteady

[@basedbattledroid3507]

*I salute my fallen enemy!!! (Pfffffft) heheeheheheeehe whoo.*

[@TheDrugFreeThrasher]

YES

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

Oh that's clever

[@garrysucks4190]

For a character literally titled "The Demoman", he's actually quite good as a melee fighter.

[@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa]

But never, NEVER melee a medic

[@SandUnderTable]

Who ever gave the drunk black Scottish man a beer a sword and a shield...

[@garrysucks4190]

@@SandUnderTable drunk black scottish cyclops*

[@MenderSlen579]

@@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa still excels as the highest damage character in tf2 tho

[@ahamburgerwithextrafries2283]

To be fair, they gave a claymore to the Scottish person.

[@-_J_-]

In the end, if your read the bottom text it says that the information relating to the grenade launcher was reliable at the time, so it probably explains why the pyro absolutely ate shit even though it definitely couldn't. "Disclaimer: All information regarding Demonan grenade behaviour was obtained from Australians believed to be reliable at the time. It is submitted subject to the possibility of errors, omissions, or nerfing without notice."

[@nuclearstuff9442]

I like that detail

[@SUPERLEAF002]

I like that people find these little details in 13 years old valve animations

[@NigerianCrusader]

BUT PEOPLE ALSO FIND LITTLE DETAILS IN THE ELDER SCROLLS IV OBLIVION WHICH IS OLDER THAN TF2

[@magicmanscott40k]

"With a head full of eyeballs" he made people with 2 eyes into a insult. What a legend.

[@zackattack32]

Ooooohhh thank you. I have been trying to find an explanation for this quote for so long

[@kennygaming2732]

I think he's talking about the loch ness monster

[@lowercasehandle]

same lol, thanks for helping me know why

[@R41ph3a7b6]

True and how funny

[@staticsfs6823]

An*

[@weirddood1774]

I love how they trust the most drunk person on the team with all the sensitive explosives.

[@resyrum5301]

He's not a bad demoman, evidently, as he's sitting here discussing it with you

[@ArnieOcfemia]

He's drunk, not bad. He wouldn't be there discussing with 'ya, if he was a bad Demoman.

[@Sundowner13]

Drunk and bad are different, they know he's not a bad demo because if he was he wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you

[@LawreAnimations]

If you look closely, when he says "I'm a black, Scottish cyclop" he accidentally knocks down and arms a pipe bomb lmao

[@thematrixenjoyer4683]

IF HE WAS A BAD DEMOMAN, HE WOULDN'T BE SITTING DISCUSSING WITH YOU NOW WOULD HE?

[@dianaabiraad794]

The greatest voice actor of all time doesn’t exi-

[@NigerianCrusader]

The greatest disk port of all time doesn't exi-

[@Mememan-fo1id]

The greatest cast of all time doesn't exi-

[@loganthevillager9176]

Bad Demoman: What makes me a good Demoman? IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN’T BE SITTIN HERE DISCU-

[@agustinibanezalanis7086]

Sign it whit You now would i ?

[@ROLITO-G-243]

BLU demoman

[@SimplyTheWorst]

"IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE DISCU-" **gone.**

[@soup6381]

KABLOOEY

[@NoName-xf7iv]

Meet the bad demoman

[@Cbrmkn98xs]

@@soup6381 bloo * demoman turns into glue*

[@mental3212]

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[@dava8058]

@@mental3212 i have never seen this kind of thing since the day Google plus was a thing

[@universalpotato9503]

I love how he is smart in the short making accurate shots and difficult angles and precise plays and talking about the chemical composition of explosives but in reality he is *DRUNK*

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

he also has no depth perception

[@osmanak6930]

*Imagine him when he's sober*

[@flavivsaetivs5738]

No the explosive part was actually describing how anything can go wrong (crossed wire, eerie twitch) when you make explosives and kablooie you to ded

[@heylittleguy26]

I'd be willing to bet when he's sober he could be smarter than heavy or medic

[@minisuman4011]

420 th like

[@mikeytrains1]

Probably my favorite “Meet the” video out of them all lol

[@tntisbased]

It’s crazy how demo manages to drink to the point of his blood stream being entirely whiskey, yet still manages to be a good demoman

[@roman108]

“Imagine if i hadn’t been drunk, hehe…. heh.”

[@tamachu1370]

"Not actual gameplay footage" Gameplay footage: 1:04

[@visualhk181]

@P O T A T O lmao

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

@P O T A T O i know,buddy..i know..

[@flavivsaetivs5738]

It's not since the stock demoman only puts down 8 stickies

[@georgebrzeczyszczykiewicz7284]

Read the disclaimer at the bottom of the ending card

[@-personne--nobody-3752]

@@georgebrzeczyszczykiewicz7284 lmao

[@rattiom]

They got more fekin' sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they have the likes of me.

[@jackgardere8458]

+Gandalf Greyhame No it's true. Check the wiki.

[@strfxed]

whyd they do it tho

[@daniellikadja1359]

You can here it in meet the "blu" demoman.

[@TheChaosDragoness]

I thought you were me for a split second. Hello fellow Team Rowlet member.

[@rattiom]

Hey brother!

[@thanosgaming9942]

"I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end!" - Tarvish Finnegan DeGroot (Demoman Team fortress 2)

[@ibrahimkashif5750]

I only just noticed after so long that you can hear bagpipes in the outro.

[@themightymacmexicanonumber8998]

Demoman:"Best friend of Soldier"

[@dr.coomerphd2096]

Yes

[@okeni4060]

Dou

[@mx.plasma]

Don't make me cryyyy

[@raihanhafizh7755]

I think heavy is better

[@anhkietduongdo]

@@raihanhafizh7755 you don't get it?

[@dextercochran4916]

"Some people think they can outsmart me..." 1:24

[@infiniteraviolis]

maybe.. *sniff* maybe

[@cobean4695]

@@infiniteraviolis but I yet see one outsmart bullet

[@evee_evvillamar4477]

@@cobean4695 *dies to demo's explosives instead*

[@malcolmjenkins3585]

Demoman just outsmarted bullet

[@cobean4695]

@@malcolmjenkins3585 ○_○

[@hidave3]

His character feels like it shouldn’t work, but surprisingly works so perfectly it’s beautifully perfect.

[@AXZED_1983]

" *They're going to have to glue you back together, IN HELL* " Best line

[@TF2Soldier756]

I think that’s the POV of the Blue Spy’s head

[@quitzxy5022]

The little touch of bagpipes in the end logo screen is a great cherry on top

[@untrustworthybagel]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed

[@someguy1716]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJmVm3eLmqyGj6c

[@bolt1128]

@@untrustworthybagel umm where can I see it? I mean in the end

[@heylittleguy26]

@@bolt1128 Where it shows the screen with all the mercs at the end of the video they change the music slightly in almost every video. For example, in Meet the Spy's there is screaming and stabbing sounds to the beat of the song. In this one, it is played with bagpipes.

[@Asukol]

It only took me over a decade to notice that.

[@pootisbirb6821]

How to sell a character... Demoman: I'm a drunk Scottish cyclops Paulen: You're Hired

[@combineadvisor7309]

Vladimir Putin who

[@thecommentguy9380]

@@combineadvisor7309 pauling is the lady you see in expiration date short from valve, she's also a key character of the game lore (if the game has one)

[@thealmightyloaf2771]

TheCommentGuy *oh it has lore alright*

[@thealmightyloaf2771]

TheCommentGuy ever read the comics?

[@thecommentguy9380]

@@thealmightyloaf2771 yes i have

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

0:06 me running from the kitchen after microwaving the fork:

[@shining-wizard37]

The music at the end has bagpipes included, these videos just keep on giving

[@Sam3DOnYT]

man, team fortress 2 is a masterpiece.

[@anaustroguy3917]

yep been alive for 10 years

[@xd_guy894]

+bonnie the bunny *ALMOST* 10 years

[@tylertheconsumer1166]

Tf2 is the best game ever

[@embermeister1392]

nah,counterstrike is.

[@marsgenericchannel1060]

(Comemnt censored for talking about another game on a video of another game)

[@chaseancheta145]

1:19 "I'm a Grimm bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end" By far, one of my favorite Demoman lines.

[@bohemianearspoon8493]

For the longest time I thought it was pebble instead of fable

[@AngelJenkins0816]

That is also a reference to the brothers' grimm (aka the original versions of fairytales)

[@josefrodriguez7807]

This line was playing as I was reading this comment…weird world

[@thecreatorofpc7929]

@@bohemianearspoon8493 same, i only now realized it after i looked the quote up just now.

[@Gobbleygourdmsm]

@@bohemianearspoon8493 me too

[@arandomdude31]

he’s such a good demoman that he placed 16 stickies

[@gooberr_man]

he had a mod that reskinned the scottish resistance, that’s why it looked like the stock sticky launcher

[@arandomdude31]

@@gooberr_man ahhhh

[@ratrali9925]

I like how when the theme plays at the end of the video, there are some added bagpipes that aren't in the other characters' videos during their theme

[@lifeistoohard2299]

We need a taunt where demoman salutes, then all your sticky bombs go off

[@NovasNewGroove]

Yup,but i think it would be more like he salutes an stickybomb activation sound plays and then he makes an explosion around him as a cosmetic effect that looks cool

[@lifeistoohard2299]

It would be good if it was a taunt kill

[@sideways_chip_eater6420]

Or when he does his "Ka-Boooom!" taunt

[@rakuencallisto]

Or if you weren't a baddie you could hit taunt as you want to detonate your stickies. Not that hard.

[@DoctorFail]

You used to be able to detonate stickies while taunting, but valve in all their "wisdom" decided to patch it out.

[@plaguedoctorsimp9348]

"Aww there gonna hav tha glü yü bac togetha in H E L L"

[@bloocheeseformaboi881]

kabüm

[@yigityigitoglu7451]

Kabüm

[@the-hd5cx]

kavlúi

[@kadirturan3904]

Kabüüm

[@plaguedoctorsimp9348]

@@kadirturan3904 Kāhbüüm

[@SimplisticScience]

As a fellow Scotsman, i see this as an absolute win.

[@ditzydoo04]

“What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn’t be sitting here discussing it with you, now would I?” Best line for a job interview 😂

[@NigerianCrusader]

“What makes me a good Oblivion Npc? If I were a bad Oblivion Npc, I wouldn’t be sitting here discussing it with you, now would I?”

[@trueHardWork]

It only makes sense here because if he sucked he'd be dead(from his own explosives or carelessness in battle)

[@stupidguyontheinternetdoin9047]

now i wanna get a job just to say this at the interview

[@thebusiness8212]

It always just cracks me up how he gets incredibly pissed at the enemy team having both eyes like it’s some insult against him.

[@Damian125id]

I mean if you lost a leg you'd be pissed to people that has all of them too

[@NigerianCrusader]

It always just cracks me up how Oblivion Npcs can spread a rumor on how themselves died in a robbery

[@jonathanwatson4484]

I mean I would be piss if the enemy had four bloody spies

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@idkwhyieventryanymore]

@@NigerianCrusadertotally unrelated to the subject.

[@HowitzerHammer]

I wonder if all the "Meet the" videos were the interviews of when that reporter was sent by what I believe was the government in order to, in the administrators words: "Show that they're not a bunch of idiots who kill and blow eachother up on a daily basis." In my opinion, it would make sense

[@bin8350]

When Sniper asked Ms Pauling why he had to be interviewed she told him it was "to show the people of Teufort there not mindless thugs blowing up there land on. A daily basis" but in fact the administrator hired the director to "Keep tabs on the dangerous Lunatics we pay to blow each other up on a daily basis" it's all so the administrator can obtain information and blackmail material on the Mercs... And soldiers heads

[@jollyroman6695]

I also heard someone claim all the meet the team films were red propaganda, but I don’t think there’s any actual lore to back it up

[@thegodofalldragons]

That seemed to be the implication in Meet the Director. Heavy even starts quoting Meet the Heavy at one part, though not in the same context as the video (Different take?).

[@foxtrotnine]

@@jollyroman6695 I mean, in every meet the class video the shown class is practically overpowered.

[@rohankishibe6433]

That sounds reasonable

[@shockyshoku3452]

Fun fact: The demoman actually accidentally blew up his parents when he is killing the loch-ness monster.

[@mase5995]

His real parents abandoned him as it was family tradition to do so

[@vorpalweapon4814]

oh no

[@kotkla8166]

*FUN* fact

[@JohnSmith-mz2zo]

It literally says all of this in the description

[@impulse8935]

Rip

[@enderninja1015]

1:10 Heavy's face still haunts my nightmares....

[@keanankinman1508]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[@trungle9432]

Lol

[@Acacius1992]

+Enderninja101 This is Heavys Rape Face xD

[@Medivhmen]

medic has a weirder face if you ask me lol .

[@SamnissArandeen]

+Enderninja101 Heavy is love. Heavy is life.

[@canadiandream5091]

Fun Fact: The bleeped line that Demoman said was “They got more feckin’ sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me!”

[@ityaboitaiga9916]

Wow!

[@themedic9131]

Sry but how did u know it DONT R/WHOOSH I JUST WANT HOW DID HE KNOW

[@canadiandream5091]

The Medic It’s on the TF2 Wiki

[@themedic9131]

@@canadiandream5091 oh thanks

[@canadiandream5091]

The Medic No Problemo

[@TheDunkster157]

When a bully calls you poor so you make him homeless by blowing up his house 0:01

[@TheDunkster157]

@MλresDλniel TV and his parents and siblings were in the house so now he's familyless!

[@Nikki_DZN]

@@TheDunkster157 wait

[@jeanettemiller2359]

"What makes me a good demoman?"

[@abowl5667]

Nyko 99 heh familyless nice mine doesn’t have his arm

[@MaxpowerHD95]

*Demoman*

[@Eggyteevee]

For someone called demoman, he's a surprisingly good swordsman

[@yecomer8577]

the saddest update was when demoman could not taunt and blow up sticky bombs anymore :'(

[@yecomer8577]

***** we must start a reballion for steam to add it back!

[@Freadauk]

+MasonMechKing So I can't Conga to lure people on to my stickies? How dare they!?

[@yecomer8577]

Mr. Worldwide we must rebal!

[@yecomer8577]

Demo Pan you will not get my pan!

[@yecomer8577]

***** I dun wanna

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

What makes this a good "Meet The" video? IF THIS WERE A BAD "MEET THE VIDEO" I WOULDN'T BE HERE WATCHING IT ON REPEAT NOW WOULD I?

[@blondeplants1133]

Underrated comments of 2020

[@TheCycloneHunter]

It’s challenging work, out of doors

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from disliking this video? The answer: use a gun

[@blondeplants1133]

I say whatever I want and you gotta deal with that and if that don’t work? Use more gun

[@TheCycloneHunter]

unregisteredhypercam 12 oh fuck no there ain’t

[@_sargentocoelho_4441]

"Ohhh, they are gonnae hav ta glue you back tagether, IN HELL!" Iconic.

[@Lampshade8712]

So called scout mains when I place down a lvl 3 sentry

[@bingchilling3914]

Me when the DNA test says I’m 0.05% Scottish and 0.02% African 0:51

[@alexp5569]

@@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 Maybe they are.

[@lejonrobertson2607]

Me?

[@TheDunkster157]

@@alexp5569 what did the other guy said??

[@booder_2u]

Dude my great great grandmother was African and my family is from Scotland. For that reason, I main the Demoman.

[@jhonjhong.9785]

I smell bots in here

[@user-hh5jm7hy4m]

Me: dies from the lime scout Me, 1 second later: 0:58

[@MrElcabo18]

Was that toxic?

[@matchathesickmochi8125]

Dunno??

[@HambaAllah-ch9so]

Relateble,but only when i get backstabbed

[@cliffhanger2718]

Lime Scouts suck

[@damired]

Жиза

[@user-qt3ku7ge3k]

1:32 one of the best lines in the game.

[@EmilyEvy-ix6qz]

10+ years and never gets old

[@vagogod4]

Things you dont want to ask to any tf2 player: 3- never ask who is scout 2- never ask what weight category of weapon they use 1- never ask what makes a good demoman

[@spookyskeleton9816]

3 - kind of a big deal 2 - all of them 1 - not spamming stickies

[@Medineer_Gaming]

If they weren't a good demoman, they wouldn't be sitting there discussing it

[@risyadxmi443]

​@@spookyskeleton9816 This guy is the chosen one.

[@heyyou9472]

@@spookyskeleton9816 legend

[@kaitouknight3428]

4 - never ask what was Pyro thinking

[@Superion247]

Oh they going to have to glue you back together, in hell!!!! Best line ever from Demoman!

[@thedanklordofthesith210]

"I'm a grim bloody fable,with an unhappy bloody end"

[@Ciel1820]

"i'm a black Scottish cyclops"- demoman, 2009

[@smsampson1]

I AM DISGUSTED its actually "oh there gonna have to bury whats left of ya in a soup can"

[@FebrawryRaccoon]

DONT FRET BOYO, ILL BE GENTLE!

[@paubatlle5648]

True

[@francisthegreat2517]

“I’m a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end” is way more metal of a line than it has any right to be

[@DemonTime27546]

1:09 "Prancin aboot with your head full of eyeballs!" Still my favourite line to this day

[@NekoSilva]

can't believe I only now noticed that they added bagpipes to that little outro tune at the end.

[@hathatthechineseshark8168]

Wha That was like the first for me And it sounds good

[@offbrandfiji6487]

you must be deaf

[@MannedMister]

Gotta be a real special kind of dumb to not notice, good job

[@justsomeplantcells-]

Sounds very drunk to me

[@hatkid9368]

1:37

[@DarcyIsLame]

1:09 Me and the boys sprinting to the van that says "free candy"

[@omegaultramax]

And then the candy man sudd let says “Oops, we ran out of candy” and then drives off

[@zakhatik9086]

Omega Ultra yea.....yeah..

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

1:24 you and your boys reaction when theres no candy in the van

[@blitzhd_8494]

1:31 Totally not suspicious candy man's last words to you after he sells your organs for a fortune on Ebay

[@LeoniDole]

0:05 but then you break out of his van

[@CanalMix69]

As a black scottish cyclops, this is just a regular monday for us

[@tired2527]

I love all of the attention valve puts into each meet the team video, while each video is 2-3 minutes long, it still probably took tens of hours just in sfm making each video individually

[@Fish_Fan77]

1:27 The first recorded sighting of someone using the sticky bomb launcher for its intended use purpose.

[@Max-ek3kf]

and last

[@soulknight5330]

*Lazy Purple exists*

[@lynking249]

someone is salty about sticky spam

[@--------352]

@@lynking249 Virgin sticky bomb launcher VS CHAD sticky jumper.

[@mariobutwithdrip8944]

Got CHEESE ? With pan for market gardening

[@Baddino45]

Demos powers: Can say the N-word Can aim even without depth perception Can do things while drunk Can fly Everything

[@dsyrdragon3309]

@@mr.surreal4944 nah he would be worse sober

[@cheems.6159]

69th like

[@martim5800]

@@cheems.6159 imagine being so childish you care with 69

[@chaosinsurgency8918]

Be like Demoman

[@cheems.6159]

@@martim5800 its just a meme man wdym

[@awesomejinx7190]

I like the Idea of alcohol and explosives

[@thechosenjuan8776]

0:49 - finishes slamming down a bottle - starts getting drunk emotional - almost kills himself with grenade - swears every swear in the book - wants to start drinking again but stops himself because he’s got to defend his ego first My boi demo shown perfectly in like 10 seconds of footage

[@isaacfox1874]

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[@Lanetgm]

Fun fact he never swore he just talked about where the Loch Ness monster is

[@thechosenjuan8776]

@@Lanetgm yeah but that's pretty lame so I'm just ignoring that piece of lore, as the editor intended

[@trampoline11x]

1:03 There are few things on this earth I would argue as being more outright terrifying than a one eyed drunk scotsman with a surplus of explosives. . . very very few.

[@Shade45-]

A bagpipe?

[@ozone5983]

Mom?

[@Doc_of_derp]

how bout the parrents of the drunk one eyed scottsman with explosives: who are blind, also scottish, and prob also drunl

[@drakerose3789]

a one eyed drunk Scotsman with a surplus of explosives, a cursed sword, and a shield that allows him to run... one second... THIRTY TWO MILES PER HOUR Thats number one on the list, even higher than my sleep paralysis demon

[@bellingtoned]

@@drakerose3789 wait the isnt your sleep demon ?

[@tato8402]

"I"M A GRIM BLOODY FABLE, WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY ENDING!" - Badassman

[@Mpotato]

I could go on such a long rant about how the meet the team videos are perfection, the music resembling the characters, the life that gets put into them. You cannot say any other fps game puts this much effort into creating a chatecter

[@jamesgreen2015]

I love how at the end of the video during the outdo music, they incorporated bagpipes. Simply amazing.

[@That-_-_-Guy]

1:09 Look at medic's face, just look at it

[@cuddleslikespie]

Meem.

[@kikithefox88]

Heron Pirollo What about heavy

[@That-_-_-Guy]

Kiki The Fox Everyone noticed the Heavy, i just wanted to point out the medic's face

[@zdecfzdcvz]

+Heron Pirollo EXPAND DONG

[@ryanevans6717]

+Heron Pirollo Mmph MMPH!

[@PrivateBooth]

When she says “Come over... my parents aren’t home” 1:09

[@jahnukainen_8912]

Her dad who came home early: 1:13

[@vizion8955]

Plot twist she’s under 16

[@microwavedsteak]

Plot twist: You end up going to jail

[@marcustumilba4761]

Invited the bois cuz she's the only girl interested in lego

[@LeoniDole]

1:24 your reaction when you see her dad

[@WrecklessFantasist]

“Looks like their gonna have to glue you back togetha, IN HELL!!!” Is one the most iconic lines in existence. God bless

[@theclown2257]

1:31 pitbulls after "playing" with a 3 year old

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

During the censored portion, the Demoman actually says: "They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me". (Edit: HOLY SHITE, I'VE NEVER BEEN LIKED SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE)

[@robertussin005]

I’ve always wondered what he said. Where’d you find it?

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Sunshine told me that, then I looked up what he said.

[@zumonachoinc8524]

I always thought he said the N word at the end

[@bedriddenhawk7203]

I be live there is a voiceline were the demoman says he killed the loch Ness monster

[@grunchchristmas]

It’s censored by the government

[@dashthatoneviewer]

"I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end!" It's a very underrated line because it implies Demo sees himself as a myth with an unhappy ending. Which kind of make sense because he did lost his eye to a wizard and have a troubled childhood. Damn, i wish Valve would expand their lore even more because I hate seeing Demoman being sad, he's a good character :)

[@Heavy_Buddy]

Demoman is a sad character in general

[@rodrigorosa4419]

But damn if being your own alcohol factory is cool

[@thisdeath]

yea i love demoman so much.. he needs to be happy

[@nayjay45]

I thought it was "I'm a grim bloody table"

[@ColeKerr]

also a play off of the Brothers Grimm, who tended to write fables with bloody or otherwise unhappy endings

[@Amarenamann]

*I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.*

[@valiant2398]

I just noticed something, when we see Demo shooting stickies at the wall, they didn't actually animate it, rather they just filmed the player model's pre made animations for shooting stickies. You can see a very subtle stutter to the stickie launcher's movements. It's a good way to save time.

[@IsaacCollector]

I love how OP Demoman seems in his trailer. he can run straight towards a Sentry without getting killed, can do sick trickshots off of walls and plant more stickies than he'd ever be able to pls nerf

[@guilhermeg.rodrigues1248]

Isaac Clorke And then Fun Mettle fucked up the Loch n Load AND most demoknight sets

[@IsaacCollector]

BettaScorpion From Hell yeah, Valve probably never heard the saying "Dont fix what isnt broken" I mean, I can kinda understand the Loch 'n Load, but not the Demoknight stuff

[@ZERO-tv5zg]

Isaac Clorke Yeah, they nerfed all of his arsenal, besides stock, the only real non-shitty weapons are Iron Bomber and Scottish Resistance, just 2 out of about 13 weapons.

[@danitiwa]

Scout runs past turrets in his trailer too

[@bassault]

Look at the disclaimer at 1:42 at the bottom lol

[@MrElcabo18]

1:37 is nobody gonna talk about the drunk theme

[@AlPootis]

@MedKit Make a video of you playing anything but with bagpipes.

[@maxjolly768]

@MedKit albeit kinda janky, but that fits Demo man perfectly

[@Maverick13377]

@@AlPootis yes

[@AlPootis]

@@Maverick13377 I forgot what the guy I replied to said but the 2 year old comment shall stay there.

[@Peepin_]

Remember guys If he was a bad demoman he wouldn’t be sitting their discussing with us now would he?

[@hunteraff5872]

I can’t believe I’m rewatching all of these

[@teamspirit8727]

What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman... * looks at Overwatch Baptiste and Junkrat * ...I wouldn't be copied by the same game twice!

[@jackofalltrades8412]

Yeah but he could have blown the camera crew up if that pill had sulfur and pottasium ?????? still innit

[@toaster9922]

isn’t baptiste a healer?

[@FainthedCherry]

@roka game info Ii have to disagree tbh.

[@commissionerwarden6347]

When the demo man gets a bear trap, an explosive drivable tire, a healing pulse, a circle that makes you physically unable to die and a glowy rectangle that makes bullets turn into better bullets I'll admit buzzard copied valve

[@Skullhawk13]

Commissioner Warden I mean Blizzard admitted that TF2 was an inspiration. I don’t get the rivalry though, the games appeal to different crowds. TF2 is more casual/memes and Overwatch is an Esport first and foremost. Let people play what they want. And I’ve played more TF2 than overwatch but I’ve just quit shooters entirely, same with MOBAs, entire communities feel toxic.

[@jonathankinneberg1486]

"one crossed wire, one wayward pinch if potassium chloride, one errant twitch, and KABLOOWIE!" ~ Demoman~ 2007

[@dimboomx7582]

Demoman in the 70s or 60s*

[@phongmanh]

Jonathan Kinneberg LOL

[@kaelisprime9087]

Jonathan Kinneberg this video was uploaded in 2009

[@DaciaJC]

*potassium chlorate

[@kjm3672]

DaciaJC Potassium Chloride is correct... Not Chlorate.

[@erizoh]

I just love how the outro music gets distorted, just as if the musicians themselves were drunk. The amount of detail put into these animations is straight up insane

[@SourceEnginePlayer]

someone out there has played tf2 so much they know exactly what demoman says in the censored part of this video

[@Alak-Hul_Darkblade]

“There’s more fecking monsters in the Loch Ness than there are the likes of me”

[@jwilson544]

Out of all the mercenaries, he's probably got the least of his meme potential realized. Hell, even pyros muffles are all over the place. Demo deserves more

[@PeeWeeDiddlyDee]

look up Dick Soupcan

[@systemhalodark]

@@PeeWeeDiddlyDee See?

[@shitanotosaurus]

nah far from it, I heard his voice used for a shit ton of memes since like 2017 or some shit

[@Cosplaybuddygiraffes]

Personally, I’m a big fan of “You’re doin good lad!” making the rounds lately

[@Maynarkh]

Buddy, I think you just weren't around for it

[@Jamesthe1]

Heavy's face tho Just... Just look at it.

[@wooferjr169]

look at medics

[@sperggins6969]

Jamesthe1 Στ {[SigmaTau Entertainment]} Its the face of rape

[@enzobonelli7723]

"prancin' aboot with their head fullo' eyeballs" is he 'south park canaian' or teh blak skortich psy-klrops

[@ThenamesFaceless]

Heavys be like "I be commin for your ass!"

[@toothrot_3456]

BludgarGaming &vlogs that describes it perfectly

[@crunchberries6328]

I fucking love demoman. My favorite character in the game and my favorite meet the team video

[@DrBrightsite19]

demoman is so explosive that he crashed my browser while i was watching this

[@Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear]

My mother can confirm this man is a true Scotman

[@negative8495]

+Treetail Sceptile man*

[@agareriko7840]

+Hodan Osman yeah your right :D same

[@geometricalunity5474]

Hodan Osman aye the accent and the whiskey

[@blackdragons8011]

Geometrical unity *scrumpy

[@benfraser3619]

Geometrical unity Your being stereotypical.