vampire diaries universe delivering underrated comedic lines for 7 minutes

last one of this series for a while, so i hope this does it justice :)

[@Cxtpsebrxide]

Timing every part cus why now😹😹 0:01 chipmunk asks damons name😛 0:20 loVly cLaViCaL 0:41 kai🤭 0:48 some drugs😵 0:56 alarics fake drunkness😻😻 1:03 CAROLINEE 😮‍💨😮‍💨 1:07 CAROLINE AGAINN😛😛😛 1:10 dance partyy👹👹 1:15 random sped up of stefan talking 1:22 HERO HAIRRRRRR🥴🥴🥴 1:29 no hanky panky 1:36 matt. 1:40 death talk😮‍💨😮‍💨 1:51 elena being mad that jeremy moved on 1:58 ur not funny😟 2:08 the “sEcRet sOciEty” 2:16 vampire hunter ig🥱 2:24 THE sOicEty🤭🤭 2:30 evil stefan 2:43 damon. 2:58 why does he say alaric like that 3:05 she kinda does look like rapunzel ngl 3:10 crazy kai🤫 3:22 hes back😭 3:28 carolineee💟💟 3:49 thats wild man💀 4:02 im human🥴 4:13 i miss lexi 4:25 kai💟🤭 4:43 delena hints 4:48 jere 4:52 #boysnight🏃‍♀️ 4:59 damon! 5:04 stefOn salvatore🥱 5:09 linda?? 5:13 crazy pookie 5:18 kai😟 5:36 caroline 5:46 wow he looks good 5:49 kai 5:59 stefan 6:08 damon 6:15 i love this part 6:21 elijah talk😟 6:26 jere 6:36 damon 6:43 POOKIEE 6:56 bon 7:04 kai again

[@user-vr9oe8sn8p]

2:30 is silas

[@Cxtpsebrxide]

@@user-vr9oe8sn8p thats why i said evil stefan🤦‍♀️

[@user-zw8yw9eb6g]

forgot the "ill throw a dolor at it"

[@stephanieg5746]

Can anyone agree stefan is more funny when he’s drunk or when he lost his memories

[@TheEssJay]

Silas as Stephan at the bus stop just ranting about things was literally the funniest thing ever lmao

[@chloebrown9106]

ripper stefan is hilarious especially when he was on his way to kill elena 😭✋🏾

[@alaaye5237]

Stefan is hilarious and the only reason we never got to see more of that side of him is because Lexi died, she was literally the person he was most comfortable with and it shows. His truest self shines when she’s around.

[@elsiegichoni6618]

@@chloebrown9106 Right! I’ll never forgive them for killing her off so soon😭

[@marialondonooo]

Or when he’s ripper Stefan

[@StephCurtisC]

Best Stefan joke is “I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair”/“I don’t know mom. Am I?”

[@stanhannahbahng4666]

Gets me every time

[@atigeruvu5838]

Lol i love when he says those its funnyy

[@nooneimportant6884]

When I read this I had just gotten to that part lmao

[@Stardust31]

My fave one is 1:58-1:59 😂❤

[@rubygrennan9856]

YESSS

[@whothehelliskayleigh]

Enzo talking about how much he likes necks had me rolling

[@t3mp0ra6]

he has a choking kink prove me wrong

[@glamourable]

@@t3mp0ra6 LMFAO

[@glamourable]

@@t3mp0ra6 can u tell me the name of the song in the background I wanna use itt

[@t3mp0ra6]

@@glamourable sure its the wii background music. just search wii background

[@madisongonzalez6287]

@@t3mp0ra6 😩

[@misajacqueline]

"ah god its a room full of Elijah's, I had that exact same nightmare once" lets take a moment of silence for the King of comedy

[@dragonflame6715]

I'll be real, that was probably the best one out of all of them

[@Nebula_o7]

Gotta love Klaus

[@luvchannie143]

I couldn’t stick my head so far...up my own ass -Klaus That scene was so funny

[@ratwhisperer28]

I’d love to be in a room full of Elijahs.

[@ericajohnson2529]

Was cracking up at that one random scene from The Originals.

[@booe5495]

“I believe the term you’re searching for is O-M-G” one of my favorite Elijah lines

[@xx-wi1iw]

literally the best line ever

[@dvrlingz]

genuinely had me crying of laughter bro I love him

[@vivsiglolzz]

mine is "...complication speaking"

[@rubyrose7726]

Kai roasting Damon and Elena's relationship is so funny to me.

[@sunshine-fm1mb]

Delena ❤️

[@sS1SR906]

Kai is a stelena stan 😂

[@jules8159]

It really is he’s like the phrase ‘no honey no’ come to life 😂

[@elodie9230]

@@sS1SR906 no he’s not.😐 now stop with the cringe

[@sS1SR906]

@@elodie9230 firstly idk why ur getting offended I'm not even talking to u and secondly learn the definition of "cringe"

[@aholman102]

No one: Kai: "EEELeNa" "StEfAAAN" "aLeRic SaLtZmAn" "LiNdA or jOaNiE?" "Steven" "LaNdO" "cLaRiCe"

[@stilesxbonnieslittlewhore1444]

He literally only gets Bonnie name right

[@mubangamulenga3404]

Clarice get me everytime-

[@madibond7434]

Clarice has me Rollin

[@meeravakotar8047]

Clarice sounds like candice+caroline

[@judofanatic.1565]

Aleric

[@kyanna5211]

I loveeeee when stefan makes jokes cause he rarely does so it's literally the best thing ever

[@madisonlenz3431]

paul wesley is literally the naturally funniest person ever and just a crime they made him be so serious

[@caralifetravelfun9287]

He is quality over quantity xx

[@narissawilson505]

@@madisonlenz3431 fr fr

[@Sylph_fae]

"If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it" One of my favorite lines

[@md-ge7dg]

IKRRR it brought me physical pain that no one else pointed it out lmao

[@louf.111]

I swear, it’s so underrated 😂

[@alainamat5755]

i stg i was literally lmao

[@Sylph_fae]

Thats one of my favorite lines in the entire show from Damon.😂

[@rebeccasampson8448]

lol and when Stefan covered up his cheat ahaha

[@milliealwyn]

Stefan was at his peak when lexi was around

[@jules8159]

Yes especially at 4:20 🤠

[@griffenkat6834]

We all need a Lexi in our life

[@dqrk_6]

4:20 the head smack was right on beat

[@anjalipal3031]

can we all agree that stefan’s comedy is immaculate

[@sawyerbrok4609]

NO, pauls is lol

[@aspenbennett9041]

Nah

[@realestsienna]

@@aspenbennett9041 yes*

[@errorwhy311]

Only no humanity Stefan

[@errorwhy311]

No humanity Stefan is literally Paul irl 😭

[@user-lq2yk3ev2p]

3:48 i love how stefan covers up HIS chest like as if he's a girl too lmfao

[@ashleyaird4640]

Stiles😃😃😃😃

[@user-lq2yk3ev2p]

@@ashleyaird4640 what? lol

[@ashleyaird4640]

@@user-lq2yk3ev2p your profile picture I'm sorry I got distracted 😂😂😂

[@user-lq2yk3ev2p]

@@ashleyaird4640 OHHHHH LMAO I GOT SO CONFUSED- YEAH NO THANK YOU FOR NOTICING NOT A LOT OF PEOPE DO LOL

[@ashleyaird4640]

@@user-lq2yk3ev2p no problem lol I can spot stiles from a mile away 😂😂😂😂

[@sydneysurie3481]

“i’m a NECK person” “so is stefan, aren’t you stefan?” “not any more” “well that’s just silly you can’t just stop being a neck person” PLEASE I AM ROLLING

[@gm.8805]

I CRACKED UP AT THAT

[@mrskenobi67764]

That sounds so weird yet so much more funnier without context

[@Caleb.I.Rd.]

Ok but the secret society 🤫

[@jules8159]

First rule about the lie club don’t talk about the lie club

[@justruthh]

😀

[@sophiekinsey9791]

Arron: “The wha-“ elena: “you know the society”

[@char4980]

@@sophiekinsey9791 that's Katherine.

[@alyxa2286]

V

[@miraculoustextingstories9300]

Kai: I'm that guy, that guy that won't shut up. I hate that guy Also Kai: *proceeds to TALK for 20 minutes*

[@Callie_Castle]

It’s me!

[@anthikatsarou2235]

That's me 😂

[@abbzsterz]

Hahaha he is so self aware but he is soooo doesn’t care

[@imsleeping.2087]

BYE DAMON HAS THE FUNNIEST LINES 1:26 “mm mm no how” PLEASE IM DEAD

[@livwebster3318]

this had me dying

[@alexandrabrown068]

The delivery 😂

[@audreyylyn]

MY FAVORITE LINE AHAHAHA

[@TeheMusicVideos]

Dude I cried laughing, forgot how great that scene was

[@robertcook5049]

ian deserves more comedic roles. The man's comedic timing and delivery is flawless

[@lindraaa7934]

"Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever." It doesn't matter how often I see that scene, it always has me rolling

[@natbug80]

This is always one of my favorite Damon lines

[@loveraphael5154]

Just realized Stefan is sassier than Damon 🤣

[@emmanuele.7764]

hahaha yeaa! when his humanity is off and when he’s around lexi

[@Stardust31]

@@emmanuele.7764 and when he's drunk 😂

[@reindeeronsteriods6146]

Why does no one get that Kai's "Hello Clarice" was a reference to the movie "The Silence of the Lambs"

[@madibond7434]

I do and I busted out laughing

[@im_youknow_marty]

don‘t worry, we do

[@jordansmith7317]

I got it...

[@dheekshaaaravind93]

Godd exactlyyy

[@jessicad5651]

eleven year old me used to get so mad that people thought he was just mispronouncing caroline, clearly teen dramas and classic horror don’t have a big overlapping fandom

[@tristin3489]

finally someone who appreciates stefans superior dry humor

[@everythingannagwen2212]

You missed out the line where stefans like ‘you’re tone implies I’m supposed to care’ 💀 😂

[@t3mp0ra6]

oh my god i forgot that one!

[@Debangi]

Yes to Rebekah 😂

[@aholman102]

6:33 Kai: "so the whole anti-magic thing.. is it like a dome or a bubble? Like say you were in a 747 flying over Mystic Falls. Would you die?" Asking the important questions 👏🏻👍🏻 we love to see it

[@kageygama7955]

Ok but that’s actually a pretty good question???

[@aholman102]

@@kageygama7955 IKR! Everyone in the show is acting like Kai is so annoying for rambling on about that when I was literally wondering the same thing

[@zareplayssims]

@@aholman102 frrr-

[@lanestonesvlogs]

He was asking the real questions, i remember the first time i seen it, i asked my wife, then i was like does this ever get answered? She said no and im like whyyyy

[@doyallhearsumn]

I know people think Legacies, The Originals, and TVD are supposed to be supernatural/horror shows but all of us OGs know they're actually comedies.

[@XSemperIdem5]

There's nothing horror about them.

[@joshuawalker6863]

“If I see something I haven’t seen before I’ll throw a dollar at it” 🤣

[@Web497]

Joke was weak asf

[@Bkhaveityouway]

@@Web497 arent you a Damon hater bro and a Delena hater🥱🥱🥱

[@Sophia-ev3ex]

“Why would you risk it?” “Because she looks good in a bikini, can I go now?”

[@Maddylishuss]

I'm a little salty that the knock knock joke silas told wasn't included bc that shit had me laughing for months

[@chiannegibbs9462]

Right 😭

[@margaretshore7982]

YES.

[@sabrinacarpenterismywife]

Sorry which one again?

[@emmanuele.7764]

lol the scene were silas damn and jeremy were going to look for the anchor in new jersey haha

[@emmanuele.7764]

damon*

[@christinaedwards7072]

i have never forgotten 'ill throw a dollar at it' like ever i just randomly think about it throughout the day.

[@holdmysweater]

I literally have that phrase as my lock screen signature lmao (it's the text you can put there)

[@falsealaska]

"Oh that's silly! You can't just stop being a neck person!" lmfao one of my favourite Enzo moments 😂 Edit: I'm back 9 months later to say this is still my favourite Enzo line, if not my favourite of the entire show.

[@lifeasphia]

Hah

[@svftmgc]

this is pretty much just stefan/kai: does anything elena/caroline/bonnie: judgement and damon: exists everyone: more judgement

[@ishajac3637]

1 of my faves: Damon walking in on Caroline: Caroline- Damon! Knock! Towel! Damon- Caroline, No, Nobody cares .... HYSTERICAL !!

[@Kayla_24]

Kai saying he hates “that guy” but then continues to be “that guy” 🤣

[@t3mp0ra6]

we love a self aware man lol

[@hannah5204]

kai being like half of these.. as he should

[@carleewilson7554]

6:20 “my god it’s a room full of elijah’s”😭😭😭

[@pookiesoupie]

klaus after "i had that exact same nightmare once" im rolling 😂😂😂

[@bushrakhan1984]

Drunk or "humanity switch turned-off" Stefan are the best ones among all the characters ❤️

[@visionblurry1232]

I love how Stefan got more and more sarcastic as the seasons went on. We love a sarcastic king

[@jiminsluvalarm1871]

"would you like me to pinky swear" lmao Literally Silas and Stefan> anyone else

[@katherinebroadway]

Alaric: (*dRuNK off his ass, trying to answer the phone*): "Hello?" Damon: "Other way." Ric: (*Moves phone*): "Hello?" WHEEZE

[@marykatherinesaratsiotis4972]

He wasn’t actually drunk he was pretending

[@madeleinestone2110]

Later on... Bonnie: It’s tea.

[@heatherhinkle350]

I was looking for this comment it’s so underrated

[@vickies_bubs9108]

Katherine: ThE SoCiEtY him: wtf ( they would've been a funny couple in a different story plot since she is katherine)

[@kingabrezgiel1436]

kai’s smile at the end is everything tho

[@belle.b.mikaelson]

Just thinking the same 😊 paused 😂😂

[@yosantsegai1965]

Elena: how could you be arrogant and glib after everything that you’ve done. Damon: and how could you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glib. Elena : if you want me dead I’ll be dead. Damon : yes you would . Elena: but I’m not . Damon: yet.

[@preciouspaynolibertyforlia7827]

I liked damon so much at season 1

[@arequme9483]

@@preciouspaynolibertyforlia7827 me too. S1 damon is just the best

[@hollydewall673]

*Lawfully neutral vibes* I was dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@rosyreverie]

Elijah’s “omg” line is one of the best in the series

[@annabronze-358]

If I see something I haven't seen before I'll throw a dollar at it.lmfoa

[@emmuli1999]

Gotta love her expression at that. She looked like she suddenly had some doubts about thenature of the boys' relationship

[@Web497]

That joke was weak asf

[@bri5607]

@@Web497 how many times are you gonna comment that 😭

[@BBFirefly420]

We all need Lexi as a friend, the one person in our lives who will bash our head against a car window, kidnap us and torture us until our humanity comes back. Love you lex.

[@Najuma_Ali]

Kai: I can never tell you two apart *Josie and Lizzie being fraternal twins* 👁👄👁

[@freakles2416]

"Oh my god.. it's a room full of Elijah's" --- "I've had that same nightmare once" LMAOOOOOOOO Klaus never ceases to crack me up

[@allywally0717]

When Kai sang “Knocking On Heaven’s Door” and Stefan was listening, that was so funny 😂😂😂 I love when Kai gets people’s name’s wrong

[@imbiasfuck1475]

3:01 the sass when he said "medusa style 💅 "

[@t3mp0ra6]

that is the level of sass i aspire to have

[@imbiasfuck1475]

@@t3mp0ra6 same

[@emmanuele.7764]

i love silas lol

[@erinhector9497]

I love their random comments

[@rattdonavan]

Same

[@t-edits4754]

Stefan: I dOnt WaNt yOuR hElp Lexi: aggressively yeets stefans head through a car window

[@imbiasfuck1475]

ngl stefan is so sassy but most of us just don't notice

[@unnati9655]

Thank you for putting so much Kai. He needs to be appreciated more. I miss my husband.

[@sS1SR906]

Our husband*

[@rach101]

@@sS1SR906 divided by vampires , united by Kai

[@Rachel-qj2ie]

2:02 When Stefan was actually right about the Lockwoods being werewolves......

[@uncanari]

my favorite part about 2:41 is that damon isn't mad that jeremy shot him in the head-- he's mad that jeremy shot him in the head and not the HEART. like how dare he not kill me when i told him specifically how to do so????? #damonlogic

[@suripanta1924]

Cuz he didn't want to hurt him and was literally asking him to kill him and yet ppl says he didn't fought he compulsion #TVDfandomlogic

[@arequme9483]

And that one time when aaron asked why damon didn't die when he shot him, and damon casually said that was because aaron shot him in the head and told him to go for the heart next time #damonlogic

[@anicasekulic5366]

"Hello Clarice" gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@katherinebroadway]

2:45 My favorite insult ever. AKA: Damon should've been allowed to swear

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

You forgot Stefan's "I can't, I'm a loner" when Elena asks him to play football for the Timberwolves in Season 1.

[@AShootingStar434]

One of the many reasons why I love this show 🤣

[@anaoke6838]

4:54 "human judgement" PLEASE-LMAO

[@t3mp0ra6]

its what people give me lmao

[@mayalol3934]

1:39 *“then i would've cut her lungs out and not just her spleen-”* *“what 😃”* *“what, you can survive without a spleen?”*

[@chrisjackson1889]

Can you?

[@mayalol3934]

@@chrisjackson1889 awhile back i had searched it up and i think so

[@luisarn27]

I love that there’s 3 different shows worth of content and characters with multiple seasons each, and this is mostly Kai 😂😂 dude’s a comedy god

[@sirenxchoi]

1:56 Stefan: "oh uh maybe they're ninja turtles" I DIED😭😭

[@BluesFanUK_]

Wasn't that Silas?

[@annabisso4251]

@@BluesFanUK_no because that was season one or two and silas first appearance was in season 5

[@saraborjag.5430]

Silas was such a funny character 😂

[@robertcook5049]

ian deserves more comedic roles. The man's comedic timing and delivery is flawless

[@shaun1987]

the chipmunk line is legendary

[@michaelj1729]

2:09 I SWEAR EVEN AS A HUMAN KATHERINE ALWAYS HAS THE BEST LINES 😂😭

[@bellatvd]

the clarice scene always gets me 😭😭 hes trying to be all serious

[@katelynnradmacher8570]

*zips hoodies in sassiness* is so funny and yet so true😂

[@visionats5438]

02:28 ughh i love silass

[@BlaqHalcyon]

5:05 was how i pronounced his name and got major backlash 😭 “Are you Linda? or Joannie?” 😆😆

[@nicholegathers5187]

Best lines ever Damon:"are you drunk?" Stefan:"i DoNt KnOw MoM aM i"

[@Still_Pixels]

1:32 Just the way he says "Mm Mm No How" kills me- Also 10/10 Lexi is the best character 4:12

[@lllllagoosling]

chris wood carries every show he's in

[@makalaceleste416]

“Did you want me to pinky swear” gets me every time. 😂

[@kat7662]

I just watched the episode where Enzo was talking about necks the other day and it had me dying🤣🤣

[@good4u260]

4:18 gets me everytime

[@fatimadanyadado5641]

6:07 is the funniest 😭

[@blancarosales3400]

Kai calling Caroline Clarisse as a reference of the silence of the lambs is purely gold XD

[@peytonteague5965]

Kai’s refusal to get anyones name right was what got me

[@rebornbabyofficial9623]

How selfish of me indulging in these precious moments with my formerly dead best friend I should be sacrificing my own happiness to the good of others right I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair -Stefan Salvatore

[@orlandoparaskeva9398]

"Oh my god it's like a room full of Elijahs- I had that exact same nightmare once!" Is the funniest thing I've heard all day and still would be if I was a comedian

[@dotdotdot...176]

Kai pronounces "Stefan" like he's a prince in a Barbie movie 💀

[@t3mp0ra6]

Omg i didn't notice that until now lol

[@andrear4954]

Its prince Stefan from Barbie as Rapunzel!!! 😮

[@DesertKitsune]

Normally I don't like Kai, but I 100% agree with him about Damon and Elena being revolting together.

[@callahardy8639]

But klaus and Caroline tho👀👀

[@sharimelbourne6927]

💯

[@pallavidas9099]

Kai's mood about Damon and Elena is me. XD I was just thinking that.

[@gm.8805]

@@pallavidas9099 wait wdym

[@carriehubble2074]

I'm Selena and Klaroline end game all the way.

[@madalynnsites6753]

Damon saying, “if I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it” to his brother and the doppelgänger of a girl he’s slept with is iconic

[@rubygracemoseley8144]

“My god it’s a room full of Elijah’s. I had that exact same nightmare once.” I legitimately laughed out loud at that one and my mom asked if I was laughing at her show that I haven’t been any attention to at all😂😂

[@md-ge7dg]

the “mm mmh no how” sends me everytime 😭

[@Astrid_Lightwolf]

1:12 right here it’s hilarious how Stefan is so drunk and his face when he says “I don’t know MoM. aM I?”

[@mizee6917]

2:22 I CANNOT BREWATHEEEEEE

[@LyraThanatos]

I'm the only one just loving how classy is elliaj?

[@milaysia4295]

Stefans comedy is just iconic 😭‼️

[@gwyneth19]

The whole Silas bus stop scene is precious.

[@sandyrosethunder2615]

"he shot me in the head...stupid idiot borderline braindead" got me lmao or the "omg its a room full of elijahs" "i had that exact same nightmare once" ya its them quotes i literally love and the last one "ohh thank god..you two together is still totally revolting to me" yas we love kai we stan him my baby kai

[@user-lq1cn2pj3q]

kai and silas being sarcastic evil murderers and yet most loved is a major goal

[@goosebxmps]

“hello clarisse” always takes me out

[@shehulkgolding2206]

I think I can tell who your favorite character is.

[@everythingslowed]

Lucien:Ooh my God is a room full of elijahs Klaus:I had that exact same nightmare once Has me dead 💀😂😂😂😂

[@YanaaOdB1998]

"Oh Thank God, you two together, is still totally revolting to me." Me at every couple I see 😂💀

[@brynlewellen4851]

Most of this being Kai😂

[@t3mp0ra6]

he's my favourite lol

[@aholman102]

@@t3mp0ra6 Me too 🥰 He is hilarious

[@starblack9374]

No most of it is Damon lol

[@jenifergaldamez8733]

“To smoke school and stay in drugs” SENT ME IM LITERALLY WEEEZING