Vampire War

[@Tarriff]

Canon

[@knighttemplaroftentacult7123]

Oh, fuck you, Tarif! Now I will forever stuck with his furrer voice, whenever I'll play Vlad the Chad! xD Great job, as always, mate!

[@szymonrozanski6938]

Manfred is a virgin. Stealing the ring, and still the ring only serves one true master. All for nothing.

[@Zefar77]

More like a canon against the canon.

[@Aconspiracyofravens1]

I am learning german, so this video is slightly confusing

[@torquevonthorne948]

That archlector whose name I don't remember did what they call a pro-player move and saved the Empire. Hail to him

[@HeaDStrongTerran]

This channel transformed from shitposting memes to quality lore content.

[@ZephyrTM101]

Why not both?

[@ravensflockmate]

In shitposting style

[@tukaluna5576]

Wait theres a difference?

[@nielsvanhemert7972]

I've rarely ever seen such deep and well-developed lore. What do you mean it's not official?

[@BenersantheBread]

Always remember that virgin Mannfred is the only reason chad Vlad didn't win. And after stealing chad Vlad's throne virgin Mannfred never even neared the success chad Vlad had. Even when virgin Mannfred resurrected Nagash, Nagash brought back chad Vlad since even he knew that baldy was the worse vampire.

[@TiberianusLP]

If Vlad is the chad, and Manfred is the virging, what is Nagash?

[@maddragon7363]

@@TiberianusLP ultra chad

[@tonyfranksland428]

@@TiberianusLP Godly Chad maybe lol

[@theblackulvwarrior]

Nagash is the prime chad seeing as he is the greatest undead to ever exist

[@kharak6204]

@@TiberianusLP same as mannfred, but even a bigger jerk

[@gottagofastest]

"In Kislev style!" *Hitler is yelling about Stalin*

[@mister_dadstersays_hi7372]

Kilsev, Motherland both are the same really

[@ivan55599]

No, he is talking about Igor the Terrible.

[@johnpsmith8132]

@@ivan55599 Igor? Lol

[@alexcake1966]

Не трогай Кислев.

[@strangergelt5182]

Bu-but Vlad is so friendly in diplomacy, I even shared the palest wine with him! Why have this fate?

[@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133]

Don't worry, he got better

[@Emi_Tempi]

Dont worry he will be back in two turns... wait why does Vlad not have any settlements left... oh no..

[@bufan7177]

Just because he is diplomatic it does not mean he can’t get angry and throw tantrum.

[@wanderer2205]

Now Mannfred gets destroyed as soon as possible by Vlad everytime someone picks him. Sweet vengeance.

[@MrOrangeJoe]

Yeah, I never let manny live whenever I play as Vlad or Bella

[@Irimu_]

Not really destroyed, just beaten the shit out of until he confederates.

[@Archon379]

@@Irimu_ How do you do that? I've never managed to confederate him within the first 40 turns so I just gave up and kill him.

[@Irimu_]

@@Archon379 I actually only found out how recently as well. On turn one you recruit and raise as many units as possible and recruit Isabela. Then you walk over to templehof and declare war, taking Fort Oberstyre and Castle Templehof. Again recruit and raise as many units as your economy can hold. Then declare war on Manfred, taking Waldenhof and Essen. You should have killed his army while doing that. Then siege Drakenhof and wait for the siege attrition. He'll confederate when the drakenhof garisson is at half health or lower.

[@Archon379]

​@@Irimu_ I will try that. Thanks!

[@itsjared4845]

At least he didn't attack Kislev during a winter campaign... Imagine the Attrition.

[@artje90]

well zombies cant really freeze to death :p

[@itsjared4845]

@@artje90 Wait what... [Kislev has left the chat]

[@themandoman4102]

Manfred is like woops i think i should get going to Drakenhof castle

[@razgriz2728]

This is so weird, when german is your native language

[@cryptosporidium1375]

At least Downfall is a good movie.

[@christophgeiger9806]

Man denkt sich so was geht den da ab.

[@aleale8320]

i know that feel, my native language is Spanish , so its weird hear Skarsnik (risitas).

[@samuelrodriguez9801]

I speak Spanish and so it was weird watching the Skarsnik video.

[@samuelrodriguez9801]

@@aleale8320 I didn’t see your comment!🤣

[@maxpflughoeft6806]

this is great because its actually capturing what happens in the original scene

[@alvarodebarrio7718]

At the end when vlad dies, Isabella kills herself because she can't live without Her beloved Vlad

[@cathulionetharn5139]

His I have questions Mind you "technically" you could argue this is a title as gis imperial majesty but that probably isn't a title vlad should be called by

[@timthedarkenchantress1520]

*Her beloved Vlad. FIFY

[@alvarodebarrio7718]

@@timthedarkenchantress1520 thanks

[@timthedarkenchantress1520]

@@alvarodebarrio7718 No problem man.

[@Asraeks]

ez vlad gets killed by some puny mortal the moment he loses his OP ring

[@AHPMB]

“The everchosen of comedy” had me rolling.

[@pdthepowerdragon5412]

This is why Manfred is officially named Boring Von Carstein. He deserves nothing more

[@Tespri]

Most useless and idiotic character in the lore. This guy even ended up causing end times.

[@carljohnsson7593]

Rest in peace Bruno Ganz without your amazing acting scene like this wouldn't be possible

[@shinsenshogun900]

Especially when the undead had sounded like when Vlad was slain

[@lordfridge491]

German Vlad just proves that he is indeed the rightful ruler of the Empire

[@CBRN-115]

Executing officers in Kislev style XD

[@TeteBruleeFR]

Is it lore friendly, or is it a reference to the communist regime?

[@davidguillenmateu657]

@@TeteBruleeFR Maybe both? XD

[@Tarriff]

@@TeteBruleeFR Vlad stayed in Kislev for a while

[@TeteBruleeFR]

@@davidguillenmateu657 Should have guessed that Kislev was a ref to Moscow in itself x)

[@ImPedofinderGeneral]

@@TeteBruleeFR we had that glorious tradition even before communist regime (Ivan the Terrible and his weaving-suspicious-conspiracies Boyars, yes)

[@chillinnn11]

I always blame Manfred for my campaign of me getting jumped stop!

[@TiberianusLP]

Windows Sound for dying spooky skeletons ftw

[@nasir6r996]

Fucking yes, I love those old Hitler Reacts memes, this one is the best in a long time Here's hoping for a music video sometime in the future! Those are always great!

[@shelwynking8939]

Der Unterdead (2020) - the crossover I didn't know I needed.

[@foggyfrogg3019]

If he really liked his immortality, he should have put a ring on it. Oh wait.....

[@AlexanderM0vic]

Vlad be like: DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL!!! WER SIND SIE DAS SIE ES WAGEN SICH MEINEN BEFEHL ZU WIDERSETZEN!!!

[@koyomikun7175]

I thought Downfall memes were dead, until Tarriff revives it like a vampire necromancer

[@jiisokyun]

should have also included the part where Isabella ended herself after hearing the news about Vlad's death.

[@BaronVonMott]

Tarriff using audio from Downfall? *A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one...*

[@flamewareyer]

I always appreciate when someone memes this scene and understands that Steiner is a name

[@dominikk3643]

Finally, a Downfall meme.

[@jojameson5264]

I don’t know how you make these up so quickly. I dont know how you manage to make them more accurate. But please never stop.

[@finalcipher457]

Mannfred is the undisputed champion of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

[@tonyfranksland428]

This really fits my idea about this war. And Manfred will always be the same loser in end time

[@shyvvaa]

I dont know why but the voice really fits Vlad

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

The vampire lady trying to comfort Isabella was wholesome.

[@aleale8320]

This is Über canon now.

[@EarlSoC]

The windows sound for the skeletons LMAO.

[@MrKrossix]

I rate this 19/45. Not enough sounds of Imperial artillery shelling the undead keep...

[@markusnavergard2387]

Mannfred is such a backstabbing team killer he backstabbed the entire world

[@cheesus7672]

*I demand the following mods:* *1* A vampiric influence bonus for diplomacy *2* Undead Giants, Ratogres and Vampire Soldiers for the VC *3* A Mod that resurrects Nagash as the one and only powerful necromancer !

[@jasperbakker261]

How do you keep making these connections? First, Alex Toddbringer and now Hitler von Cartein.

[@CommanderBohn]

Why yes. I too would like a Vampire Wars mini-campaign like we had with game 1, but with complete rosters and after we got all DLC lords, factions and reworks.

[@redtsun67]

Mannfred literally fucking every single thing up no matter what timeline or universe. Mannfred basically single-handedly caused the end-times.

[@khairallahdh]

Cheers to the best couple in warhammer. No other couple cared about each other quite like Vlad and Isabella did. Vlad died to save her from Nurgle and she died because she couldn’t live without him. Truly a tragic romance.

[@lightbower5826]

It is so distracting when you speak german and try to read the subtitels while hearing something completly different XD

[@allmight9840]

This was pretty brilliant rendition here. It has details like Kislev style referring to the russians from ww2. It uses the ring well. Very good blending of original audio movie and warhammer lore.

[@alexanderlisin1134]

an, that crying Isabella is something :D

[@merwynn5388]

when i realised what that "steiner referece" was i really went skaven. good good fun, yeeeeeeesssss! whawawawaeawaeadaaahahaha hm.

[@adampescosolido5413]

I JUST LEARNED WHERE THE AUDIO IS FROM!! MY HISTORY CLASS IS WATCHING DOWNFALL AND WE JUST WATCHED THIS SCENE!!!

[@holy_melanc]

Wow, didn't expect to see one of my favorite moments in warhammer lore here

[@badman231177]

The accuracy of this is astounding...

[@solarisveritatis1086]

The Mortis Engines is fuelled by death and in the climate of Sigmar their engines were rendered inoperable.

[@badman231177]

Perfect way to mix memes. Tarriff does it again.

[@elmanhux]

when boy, when you can only understand the vid when you pause to read the subs so you don't get distracted by the audio... x3

[@bradpitt5355]

Thats some oscar lvl movies in this chanel 100% historicaly acurate. Like Jhon Travolta said about "Battlefield Earth" : "this is Schindlers list of fantasy films"

[@EJCT777]

Remember how Manfred was such an incompetent, habitually backstabbing traitor that he has personally caused the downfall of his own side multiple times throughout his existence, and is personally responsible for the destruction of the Old World during the End Times? Ahh, good times.

[@benedictcucumber5113]

New meaning to Call od Duty Zombies

[@CeadusSunblaster]

What makes this even more funny is that the subtitles partially even match what the angry german is saying. Not sure if this was intentional, but it’s a nice bilingual bonus.

[@matteochiarini1686]

I will recruit a new necromancer and rename him Steiner

[@jakubs.5966]

You are a creative person :) Sister memes make me laugh more tho.

[@thrall6647]

Greetings! I love this wight preformance! soo mutch life in this character!

[@marcusc9931]

You could have mixed some Saruman falling off the tower onto spikes at the end there :P

[@Roman-vj6pt]

A chad being portrayed by a chad? Yes sir.

[@honorecocquyt6006]

Here so early that Lileath ain't tripped out on bad shrooms and caused the end times yet 🌕🕚

[@davebowman9000]

Love that movie. This is a great use of that old meme

[@johnb8265]

You write strangely compelling dialogue when you have to. Between this and the Skarsnik backstory, I really think you're giving Choyer and Loremaster runs for their moneys.

[@Stefan.t.b]

As a german native speaker I wasn't paying attention to the writings, so i took me a while to realize that the writing was something completly different. But good job

[@rudrabasu8112]

Forget Manfred, even I was afraid of Vlad's outburst next

[@emperordavis3051]

Imagine if the vampire lords just hid in the forest and ordered their hoard to attack a city, instead of running to the front gates themselves.

[@breadgod2895]

Usually at the start of my Vlad campaigns, I just kill Mannfred Von Carstein the first 10 turns lol

[@undead7816]

10 turns!!you are being too soft on him, In my campaigns he is dead by turn 4 at most, man I love ripping him apart 😂

[@breadgod2895]

@@undead7816 haha vargheists go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@ZoMbi5lAy3r]

Man, screw that Manchild. Recruit three Vargheists as soon as you start the Campaign and beeline for Drakenhof and put that coward in his place

[@Sovann_the_Mighty]

"Operation green screen" Oh my god, how did I not notice?! It's a cinematic universe! All of it!!

[@veermudambi5795]

It took me a second to realize you were referring to the book - then I cracked up. It’s basically how it went. You’re right - canon. Games Workshop should hire you to do Black Library books 🤣

[@senshibat8920]

Vee doth not suck vee Bite. .wait no i mean well washign kneck is old wives tale we bite u nxt.Vampirritternacht?

[@SAMagic]

This is really well done!

[@necfreon6259]

Holy shit it’s a re-enactment of the empire fallen hittler meme without using the clip like everyone else does

[@lukatroha8785]

Now I need Ungrim von Bismarck to unify the dwarf realms without Belegar

[@synka5922]

Now I know how Spanish people feel like when there is a meme with El Risitas... I understand the german but the subtitles are bonkers haha

[@sirderik]

One of my favourites.

[@ryangallant1886]

I saw the Book of Choyer so I understand this in context (mostly). Devil if I know how everyone else would interpret this

[@cielghoul2034]

Oh god not this scene again. This always causes me such strong confusion

[@ChiRonChiaren]

You're the most prolific shitposter I've ever seen, and I love it

[@narxes]

Lmao at Isabella crying

[@recon1506]

The original video is still the best but this does put a smile on my face

[@lonewolf2245]

Undead warriors.exe has encountered a fatal error and must shutdown. Would you like to report this problem to the Von Carsteins? [Prithee] [Nay]

[@ethans.1905]

Don't worry guys, Konrad will beat the Imperial hordes back and then we'll win the war.

[@alexandrpyankov430]

That bold batfucker! We all know...the traitor.... "We surpass Nagash in our wet sexual dreams" - Mannfred Von Carstein fixed quote

[@neroclaudius7284]

Rip Steiner.

[@changelingman9687]

Me *Starts watching video* Also, me recognizes where the dialogue is from. *Realization*😮

[@justingray8161]

sooooooo this kinda actually is lore accurate

[@theingeniousone5141]

Where is the orion ariel pogchamp meme

[@DzinkyDzink]

This shit requires deep knowledge of WHFB history...

[@jamiebillington5905]

Sweaty Manffred sweats

[@Cons1337]

As a german you cant watch any of those memes, because you automatically concentrate on what they are saying

[@vaderothormbiten]

Noooooo!! DadVladChad!! MaaaaaannFreeed!!!!!!

[@anon5725]

Dass ist ja original Reikisch

[@dinosdaniel3508]

This is surprisingly accurate

[@ragnarhrodgarson1952]

I can imagine that this was on purpose, but as a german i can not ignore the fakt of the wrong translation XD XD

[@danieltobin4498]

Holy shit, haven’t seen this meme in years

[@DARKH0BBIT]

this is brilliant

[@andreanicastro9192]

I need this as a template at once aahahaha

[@Karaveba1]

Yeah, just as I remember.

[@2veki]

Legendary!

[@borakorkmaz9131]

whats that green screen stuff has to do with vampires ? I couldnt quite get it but that was funny anyway xDD

[@Tarriff]

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