~Vampire Yandere Kidnaps You~

[@jeffaaa4984]

"And that'll kinda suck. But then we CAN suck. Together." Now that's how you convince someone to be a vampire.

[@IkumiASMR]

Jordan keane my improve skills saving my ass again

[@hydralord2162]

Yea that joke was completely convincing i loved it!

[@willpjama80]

HECK yeah

[@xornedge8204]

Before that: I'll make you a COCKtail

[@senorclown9882]

Just as I read it it was read in the video

[@calamityarmityle3086]

I dont know what's scarier, being kidnapped or needing a tutor for biology.

[@bluehiddensnowwolf4622]

Both

[@shamerok377]

@I have no idea ʏօʊ աօt ʍ8!?

[@doopleboopleshmooplepoople9830]

Legit tho

[@shamerok377]

@epic amvs 🅘 🅡🅔🅐🅛🅛🅨 🅓🅞🅝🅣 🅚🅝🅞🅦

[@shadmage3762]

Not gonna lie if you need a bio tutor that's pretty damn spooky

[@oscarstenderup]

“Not like my mate from Australia” “Oi nowha what’s wrong with that m8?”

[@bluehiddensnowwolf4622]

XD

[@madmaster8304]

Straya mate

[@raccoonmaster3681]

Gday cunts

[@derrickb4713]

Oy u bein a smart ass are ya m8

[@atomicfadez671]

Help m8 im being eaten by a snapper!

[@rpaplham14]

"My name is aki, and i am a vampire" my response "ok that sounds kinky, continue"

[@tripcreature805]

Reese Paplham more kinky the better, right? Jk.

[@ez_thejay]

Bravo six going dark

[@oscarstenderup]

Wait... hold up We saw her fangs but, aren’t we blindfolded? Well I always wanted to have X-ray vision

[@cptplasteredgaming1257]

Damn it. I just posted the same thing. Really should have looked at the comments first. Now I feel like that asshole that steals comments

[@oscarstenderup]

Bobby Proffitt na m8 it’s fine, I accidentally do that shit too 😂😂

[@paulx.7080]

Hehe boi

[@piratejack6577]

Adolf hitler oh sup boi! Did Eva not go with you when you died?

[@shamerok377]

Do not question logic. It is merely a small part of our imagination.

[@dripgoku7062]

"you're in my basement" Ok... "..I drank some of your blood-" {Gets shotgun} *give it back*

[@doomslayer343]

"Loads shotgun with malicious intent"

[@CygnusTheSilly]

Turns on lightsabers with crusading intent

[@camaranjones6679]

* sharpens the wooden stake *

[@Madøx-S]

Gets silver daggers

[@BigDiesel1989]

Yeah, State Farm, I need to update my insurance. Yeah, yandere AND vampire insurance.

[@glprime2814]

Big Diesel don’t forget to ask for loli insurance aswell. Never know when you’ll have to deal with an angry midget dere

[@Nightmare-xh5ri]

State Farm: I'm sorry sir we don't cover vampire insurance or Yandere insurance.

[@brives615]

Big Diesel don’t forget biology tutor insurance as well

[@Icefireninja8]

Pretty sure Farmers seen something like this before.

[@j3romega]

"I tutored you in biology, last year." "I've never taken biology" END

[@moaviahjkar8083]

"... Physics?"

[@Anon_Spartan]

My man speedrunning these "choose your own adventure" books by putting them down after the first page.

[@TimeLords910]

Facts

[@raze__6663]

Me: leave me alone, I want to go home! Her: I will make your spaghetti. Me: I forgive you for kidnapping me, let get married and spend the rest of our afterlife together.

[@Tyrael17X]

Raze__666 she needs to make moms spaghetti

[@zenotheoriginal2916]

*LUIGI INTENSIFIES*

[@DeanB23]

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!

[@ariss3668]

PAPYRUS APPROVES

[@Terumimi]

NYEH HEH HEH!

[@beggarbuddy7544]

ᏴᏞᎬᎬᎠ ᎷᎬ ᎠᎡY ᏔᎾᎷᎬN

[@beggarbuddy7544]

From a font app called FancyKey pro, search up a tutorial on KZbin, very simple and with like 30+ fonts ᏞᏆKᎬ THΣSΣ ᎰᏫᏁᎿᎦ 尺工ム卄匕 ᕼEᖇE Ps the font is called celebrity

[@dreadlordhg360]

A Shy Demon Lmao thanks

[@orlandofigueroa2137]

ơɧ ყɛʂ

[@Leah-labean]

Lol

[@sketchmaster4340]

That is not a shy thin to say

[@thedrunkencoffeeman3554]

Vampire Yandere: We makeout.....Alot Me: SHIT its Twilight

[@bluehiddensnowwolf4622]

XD

[@Hellsfavouritemain]

No wonder we can't see, we where blinded with her damn sparkles!

[@omegaguardian0496]

Fuck me your right it is

[@Nachocheese0102]

I’m glad I looked at the comments first

[@Leah-labean]

Lol

[@santablanca3830]

Her: I kidnap- Me: HEY ITS NOT A KIDNAPPING ITS A SURPRISE ADOPTION

[@terrorbilly3367]

her: can you just chill ? me: *hits blunt* i always chill

[@hyperpotato1197]

Blazkowicz! Quit watching ASMR and go topple the Nazi empire!

[@terrorbilly3367]

@@hyperpotato1197 already done in america

[@Mr_NoB0dy20]

@@terrorbilly3367 lmao same

[@thedoorisontheleft4263]

Blazkowicz how many times have you died again?

[@goldeagle1319]

Her: “I won’t use the word kidnapped, kidnapped makes it sound bad. I have... rescued you, yeah, rescued.” Haha yeah I’m sure that exactly what the police will want to hear lmfao

[@jackthorton10]

I got a good chuckle out of that. Well Done 👍

[@goldeagle1319]

Jack Thorton thanks lmao

[@universedrink9789]

*sees something about vampires* DIO

[@orcathesmooth1487]

SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE

[@blusun6981]

*ah men of culture I see*

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305]

You thought it was a waifu, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

[@KONODIODA]

Kono dio DA

[@fr34kl1ng6]

Yare yare daze...

[@Listed_Gamer]

Mc is blindfolded Claims we cant see because we are blind folded We see her fangs and scar She tells us to look around Asks us why we look at her like that. Wtf

[@f3rn936]

Exactly logic here people!!!

[@noggy3133]

Maybe rhe blindfold is a bit see through just a bit, maybe.

[@Doc_Animator_N]

Chowder: “I’M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!”

[@fluffernaut9905]

6:01 *Her* I don't have any beef, well their is a small family... *me* Don't you dare! *Her* of squirrels in the back yard *Me* thank God I thought you meant the family next door.

[@shadmage3762]

Fluffernaut save the squirrels initiative

[@XI-Daybreak]

69th comment 😆

[@thedoorisontheleft4263]

In Texas squirrel is the other white meat, it's really good fried as well.

[@user-ky1mm5hi3x]

That's so romantic... *puts record on vinyl* ' Fly me to the moon and let me, gaze upon the stars'

[@kitt8132]

My Italian side started tingling once she said “Italy” and “spaghetti and meatballs.”

[@shamerok377]

S U C C 😉 This vampire is terrifying and arousing at the same time...

[@raquelspinelli4345]

*I have many questions*

[@noeastereggsheregoaway]

THA SUCC

[@sleepyjack6591]

Fox yes she is

[@brives615]

Fox question. What if she bites us if u know what I mean

[@helleboreofficial4692]

Fuck I don't wanna get erect. *_*DRESSED UP POOH BEAR INTENSIFIES*_*

[@XxcreamkittyxX19423]

Her: "i will make you spaghetti" Me: oh damn okay, let me just marry you right now Her: "i think i saw a family of squirrels in the back, i will be right back" Me: NOOOOOOOO

[@HolyFatherGreg]

Lol

[@kennajin3390]

Yandere best dere. Anyone who says otherwise is delusional

[@IkumiASMR]

FrostFireDragon Yus

[@MarcusCollins69]

Nah bad dere

[@connorparsons1979]

They're not the best but they're better than tsunderes.

[@kennajin3390]

You are delusional my friend

[@mariolis]

I love yanderes

[@bookmeupbaby5547]

You’re Far too modest, I’m actually in love with this audio so much 💖

[@lightultra3144]

Her: I tutored you in biology last year Me:lady i can't even remember what I ate for breakfast so what do you think I remember last year

[@GhostwalkerSparrow]

I fucking love how awkward this is, it makes me laugh a lot

[@maxmiau]

I think that's the case for the majority of asmr

[@NuclearWolfGaming]

It does make room for personality. The vampire is more like an awkward teenage vampire looking for love. And I dig it.

[@enchantedpuma6001]

Elavator music

[@stavik96]

3:49 haha, just for this alone you've got yourself a new sub, although I would have subbed either way because I love your voice.

[@BlazeWindsword]

Yay yanderes never stop the yandere asmrs

[@rockserver2792]

yess, this video is amazing This is much more realistically written than other yandere videos

[@IkumiASMR]

^^ I don’t have scripts for most of my videos, I just improvise. That’s why it’s a little awkward.

[@rockserver2792]

well the result is great ^_^

[@benji7275]

I swear I see you in every comment section in this genre

[@rockserver2792]

yup

[@rockserver2792]

btw is she saying 'maid' or 'mate'

[@AndrewMayhem]

*SAVE THE SQUIRRELS INITIATION* -idubzzz

[@IkumiASMR]

Andrew Is Andrew Honestly I love that show

[@anthonymontalvojr.7250]

Squirrels are rats with fluffy tails. They probably taste delicious! 😋

[@theamazinggoldfish8713]

I'm pitching a new idea to Niki,... squirrel bladder shoes. Like walking on airtestines. Get it, air inside (squirrel) intestines. Lol

[@anthonymontalvojr.7250]

@@theamazinggoldfish8713 keep up with the puns and I will feed you to my cat.

[@CrashmoreElectricBlue]

This is the most casual yandere ever and I love it

[@thud516]

There is nothing more terrifying than hearing a vampire ask you if you have any questions, then hearing the fast, agressive drumbeats of a Jumanji ad.

[@G_FLLR]

I personally loved this video. Great job! you earned a sub, your voice is relaxing.

[@rune1220]

She: just normal water? Me: No holy water

[@user-gl2hb6ys9y]

No. Holy hand grenade.😎

[@johntheusher2]

Blind folds?..... But then how did I see the fangs and the marks?...... PLOT HOLES! Either way you have a very nice voice, Mate. 😄

[@MrUnironicEnthusiasm]

You're really good at this. I'm pretty sure your channel is gonna blow up! Good luck~♡

[@unitedkingdom5056]

*I always wanted a Vampire Yandere kidnapping me.*

[@icemanalbert9859]

>Says that she felt light headed the first time she got bit, implying that she was once human. >thinks you grill pasta. Makes sense.

[@wilcher1679]

5:51 videogamedunkey is that you?

[@thepurpleknight4116]

"i know you have a blindfold" me immediately closing my eyes to go with the roleplay

[@notyou9817]

1:42 vampire: i saved you from your sucky life. me: ok, my life was actually kinda worse than this... THX M8 IM 0U1 BOI!

[@cottonkandi3]

She's so chill for a yandere, and I omg... this is just amazing

[@crimsonscriticalcorner9048]

VAMPIRE AND A YANDERE THERE'S NOTHING BETTER NICE ONE

[@jackcook9005]

The only way it gets better is if the listener is cool with it, fake asmr has a few of those "...bit you are cool with it" videos

[@connor5070]

'so, do you have any questions for me? that I possibly have answers to?' She's so endearingly polite during the start of this video.

[@theblarfingarf3146]

“Bad stupid life” really I’ll have you know I’m the world champion at wallowing in corners now put me back and let me defend my title

[@tomekksiazek9007]

*Wakes up to a yandere*- *AH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN*

[@protean_persona]

*finds new ASMRtist that is about to blow up* Time to enjoy the ride before these comment sections are cramped.

[@6monk]

Yandere = good dere

[@6monk]

. . )---(

[@IkumiASMR]

Yandere = Bestdere

[@benji7275]

Thiccdere

[@mariolis]

I love yanderes

[@justaregulareverydaynormal2724]

Tsundere = bitches

[@anniebelchior1397]

Could you do a video where the "victim" of the yandare actually liked being kidnapped by them for some reason, and the reaction of the yandere, since it's quite rare the victim linking being kidnapped, please? Thank you for you attention

[@jadedsilverlining9427]

So basically mc with a kidnapping kink

[@NintendoGuyROBLOX]

i love your goofy sense of humor in your vids, it's the same exact as me it's great. keep up your awesome rps!! :D

[@harrisonnordmeyer5056]

Her: what’s the best thing we can do for each other Me: food

[@spanishman3336]

I would say smash

[@combinationcalligraphy4448]

Not only do we get to be a vampire but we get FREE spaghett and FREE cocktails, hell to the yes my guy

[@LuminantLion]

"...not, like, my mate from Australia."

[@doctorpi111]

POV: your also trying to fall asleep and decide to revisit a certified hood classic

[@Gustavo6046]

Wait, can't a vampire just use a straw to suck blood without making others vampires as well?

[@Gustavo6046]

It's the last straw!

[@LEO_M1]

Gustavo Rehermann Boi!

[@Gustavo6046]

@@LEO_M1 grill

[@xcelerator9279]

Well most chill Yandere I've met in a hot minute

[@waduhek2217]

You can't keep me here im to youuung oh wait *uses substitution jutsu*

[@bloodymerchant325]

This is one of my favorite ... videos, asmr videos? Could you do 2nd part to this.

[@zackienzle]

1st and I like your voice 😊

[@IkumiASMR]

Zachary Kienzle Thank you! ^^

[@twilight_mourner1865]

How do you cook spaghetti... *you grill it* I've never laughed so hard in my life

[@alvarorodriguez3941]

Part 2, maybe?

[@grayrim]

Alvaro Rodriguez yes

[@xeroaishintu5777]

"Do you...microwave it, or...put it over a grill?" It is clear that this girl is no Master Chef Papyrus.

[@doracir286]

Ha you thought i was an normal comment ...... but it was i Dio !!!! (KONO DIO DA!!)

[@doracir286]

@@seanaustin7566 you know it BUD XD

[@seanaustin7566]

@@doracir286 if Dio was captured by a vampire it would be awkward. Because it would be MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

[@doracir286]

@@seanaustin7566 jojo pops out ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ....... ORA!!!!

[@seanaustin7566]

@@doracir286 OH NO!!!!! It is DORADORADORADORADORADORA THE EXPLORER

[@doracir286]

@@seanaustin7566 JOJO this power its a enemy STAND!!!

[@ruthlesskuntsonlyorrko1402]

"Why are you looking at me like that? Like your afraid?" You can't see my eyebrows under the blindfold but it's not fear it's rage. Silent rage. Never ever let me out of the chair.

[@JustinKim-2000]

Please make a part 2

[@snowfallasmr103]

Bruh this is the chillest yandere in history

[@tophatboisproduction7399]

I'm Actually Really Not Afraid And I'm Calm Because I Have Been Working At Subway For Two Years

[@atomicfadez671]

U mean Soubway?

[@gregorygrammery1594]

I really wish there were more of these. Your voice is angelic and I could listen to a 10 hour version.

[@MarcusCollins69]

I have a question Part 2?

[@yeetusdeletus2457]

4:23 how dafuq did I notice the fangs and the bite mark at the start? Ok btw really good job! Sorry for posting this!

[@str_light1871]

I need a part 2

[@Darknube1]

Most chill vampire ever, 11/10 would suck again

[@justcullen9304]

part two please

[@PhantomationTV]

Her: you're blindfolded Also her: Why are you looking at me like that? *HUUUUH?*

[@shirooooo020]

I shouldn't search for any of this... *I MESSED UP*

[@tsardudebroiii]

1:14 Yeah uh, not to get political or anything, but *W H A T T H E F U C K I S O A T M E A L*

[@Coatey]

Part 2

[@pyromaniac2104]

She sounds like she's just done with all the "human shit" (screaming etc) Also this is one of the most Darkly comedic yandere ASMRs I've watched

[@mr.sanskid6413]

Kidnaped no no i took you to a safe heaven. That what went in my mind hearing it.

[@condrad9449]

No offense but I swear everytime I listen to one of these it's like the opening of skyrim I can't help but laugh a little.

[@orionblok1240]

Oh your finally awake

[@AKiwiBird]

You kidnapped me, threatened to kill my girlfriend, made me spaghetti, and made an awful pun. I’m willing to overlook those first two depending on how good the spaghetti is

[@hanjisakura4289]

Every now and then I return to this series #certifiedhoodclassic

[@callmeken2327]

"you can be my mate. Not like my Australian mate, but my vampire mate." Me: "Ha! I see what you did there"

[@richardlinton3360]

I didn’t...

[@glitchout6713]

"actually i should call your friends over.. Hehe fastfood" Me: hey! hey! hey! leave the bois out of this, you can have me all you want!

[@jsc6946]

4:02 mate with benifits from Australia

[@tayvon1997]

"I don't have any beef but there's a family of squirrels in the back." I don't wanna hear anything if my blood tastes weird because you poison me.

[@agentl9349]

"What do humans like?..." My Head: "Spaghetti" "Spaghetti and meatballs"

[@andoalone1967]

"you might have noticed the teeth and the bite mark" 6 minutes later "You can't see because you're blindfolded."

[@Sillimant_]

Something about this vampire is adorable

[@bagelgeuce]

I am fine with this kind of rescue ... :D I was like "Human and vampire can't work" and then it was "of course I'll have to make you a vampire" so ... "I am in."

[@bingobongo4906]

i love how you act out her its alot more realistic than alot of other videos

[@mintman1271]

That fast food joke got me lol so loud that my brother came to my room

[@ianc8382]

Why is this so hecklng charming

[@HamStrokers-Ejacula]

I feel like you could just get me a pizza from somewhere and I'd be good with this setup.

[@cubiczirconia8764]

this is a whole rollercoaster of emotions 1 minute she's talking about she'll murder any one attracted to me the next she's asking for my pasta recipe

[@TheElconter]

Still better than twilight! I really love your videos, keep going that great job.

[@SeraphsVoid]

It's been so long since I've heard this series, really what a great time that was back then.

[@maogu1999]

Half of this just feels like a college student's excuse to admit that she sucks at life. Especially the microwaving pasta part.

[@robloxmemes8433]

“ can you just chill, chill, for a moment?” *me talking to my friends*

[@sanitarysanchez]

>blindfolded >"i see you noticed my knife and fangs"