Vancome Lady: Hostage Negotiator

Tcha, you know what? The Vancome Lady works in a bank, and annoys everyone (including a robber!)

[@speedysteve9121]

I'd watch Vancome sitcoms until the cows come home. The funniest thing Mad TV ever did.

[@MA-vd3ln]

Yes there is a man with a gun but you know what our office hours are 10-6😂😂😂

[@TheGreekPianist]

At first Vancome Lady pissed me off and I hated her but now she’s one of my fav characters Hahahaha

[@KanishQQuotes]

Grandma you're not gonna live much longer so I don't know what you're so concerned about? Awesome ...who wrote the script

[@kidecchi]

anyone else think shes actually hot?

[@vanizorc]

Hellz yea. And I'm a woman.

[@906087]

You have issues. Address them soon.

[@williamjoyner3759]

That hair, right?

[@ChangoPalomino]

She made me stop the video

[@Krzrrazrrokr]

She was smart. She got herself out of there lol

[@TheDeJureTour]

amazing to think this was all done live

[@theothertroll]

amazing to think your so stupid

[@despiteallmyrage6813]

theothertroll lol i know, right?

[@Nightmastercool97]

The extremely funny and offensive roast master is The Vancome Lady

[@KMauriceCrooms]

I wouldn't take all that "mess" from this girl!!!!

[@houndoom1234]

my friend talked about her and I decided to search it up shes a legend hope they don't run out of vancome lady vids

[@lisasimpson3832]

This is the sketch that made me love the Vancome Lady!

[@tippimail1]

And she strikes again!Lalalalalalala!

[@ManWhoLovesTheMary]

Best Vancome skit EVER! I want more of this one in particular!!! Cha, yeh know I do.

[@rudeea.i.v1681]

I ❤ her ! She's hella funny

[@ZooTycoon223]

"tcha, you know what, he's a cold blooded killer and he's not givin' up, better send in the swat time, bye bye."

[@Tommy4533]

she's so funny and so brave

[@axeman1314]

LMAO I love the vancome lady!

[@Movzhuru]

- I am not gonna kill anyone if I don't have to. - But if you have to, you might wonna start with her

[@permurshad6587]

Vancome Lady is a horrible person yet i love her I wonder what sort of issues I have got....madtv still rocks in 2023 fan from 🇵🇰

[@Nightmastercool97]

best Vancome Lady skit EVER!!!

[@LilRocker2005]

Tcha! You know what? He's a cold blooded killer and he's not giving up! Better send in the SWAT team! Bye-Bye! I was rolling on the floor laughing! XD

[@MrGrownman455]

The crazy part is this chick reminds me of my EX. lol My EX girl was rude to people like this but not as over the top though. lol but this is HILARIOUS.

[@jimmyboy131]

I have an ex that was almost this bad, too. :(

[@chinezboy]

I wanna try that. When a thief comes in I wanna annoy the shit out of them and leave first. =P "I believe this is yours." "Thank you" "better send in the SWAT!" "hit the deck!!!" lmfao!!!

[@LauDor08]

i love nicole sullivan and her as the vancome lady...she's so cool! lol tcha, you know what uhuh

[@tofoowaifu]

LMAO. Next time if I'm unlucky enough to become a hostage. I would try out her method to free myself.

[@HellcatMad]

Between her and swan he would run into police arms

[@njbhcolio]

loved this character lol

[@twnether]

Not to mention, she's pretty too!

[@cmclayton1986]

Ssssh chaaa ya know what....huhuaa lmfao that should go viral just like bye felicia

[@fraroc]

I just noticed the person who plays the robber also plays a priest in another Vancome skit.

[@echung168]

haha, she's all like "grandma this isn't over...imma call in the SWAT" x]

[@thecraziestcanuck]

Nicole Sullivan what a talented woman

[@cindyrella909]

dam the vancome lady is a BOSS!

[@amazingracetopfan]

This is definately one of my favorite madtv's sketches

[@Drittkladden]

I love her hair. She`s friggin HOT!

[@Hydrolt8]

Love it... T'cha know what? Our hours are 10 to 6....

[@Aaron2779]

nicole is amazing =)

[@Satakunta]

this lady is legend

[@Cosmo0819]

"T'cha You Know What He's A Phone Blooded Killer And He's No Giving up Better Send in The Swat Team"

[@lilliangriffin9013]

She's so badass that even rapists wouldn't mess with her.

[@MacBookGuy91]

That was a good lol.

[@Pinkranger87]

I need vancome as a college professor in 2022

[@ILoveUnpopularGames]

It's Karen!

[@dreamer1105]

Dat wud never happen in reaL life..lolz

[@CallMeKoga]

LMAO I love nicole sullivan

[@samluvr1537]

Sexy sexy sexy

[@Jakegothicsnake]

I LOVE YOU NICOLE!!!

[@kamildouglas]

lalalala lalalala lalalala annnndddd we'er done

[@SpenceWedum]

Mad TV rules

[@JLo52993]

Nicole Sullivan.

[@LauDor08]

yea she seems so cool 2 hang out w/

[@mori_gami]

she reminds me of Sarah Palin

[@RickC28]

There was a blooper where she messed up a line . Also on a unrelated point why the f*** can't I see videos on my phone anymore ? There are some videos that says that I can't watch it because it is in another country. Even though those I already seen them fully before the KZbin update.

[@iClone316]

+RickC28 What line?

[@RickC28]

FrankGarrett316 Probably the one where she tried to leave. Just search Mad TV season 1 bloopers on the search bar in this site.

[@iClone316]

+RickC28 Ok cool, thanks

[@redsary42]

@luvufosho Actually that's not true. Many times a 'bank robber' won't shoot. I tell you, some lone-man comes blazing into a bank with a shotgun, I'm not getting on the floor, I'll walk over to the bench and sit. Logically this guy has what, two rounds to fire? A bank of about 12 people; that leaves 10 witnesses to jump on his ass when he's out of ammo. - Also, murder, makes a lot more of an uproar than insured cash. You might get away with robbing a bank, but few people get away with murder.

[@SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE]

Wow they perform on live audience ?

[@BonJoviStatue]

J3AN P3T3R Yep.

[@Xzamilloh]

I swear if someone else puts some stupid comment about that being Freddie's mom...... who the hell is Freddie?? And who the hell CARES?????

[@pwd2login]

ok, who puts panty hose over their head like that. usually its a ski mask

[@themananswer2250]

Chaaa. you know what?? um gonna rip her adam's apple off argh

[@EOO-Stand]

i love lucy?

[@dasupasin]

Nah, not really. Most of them are more scared than you are.

[@LifeOfJimbo]

3:25 is that the audience? if yes how can they see the acting from that far back??

[@echung168]

Isn't it "cold"?

[@theothertroll]

Chaaa. you know what? that sucked.

[@TheGreekPianist]

It would've been AWESOME if he shot the Vancome lady after she put her fingers in her ears and said "lalalalala!" LOL XD then I would be like, "Bye bitch!"

[@LarryOfilms]

The Greek Pianist in real life that probably would happen. A gal like that would never last that long in life.

[@johnmiddleton3925]

Chaaa.... you know what? LALALALALALA

[@johnmiddleton3925]

+Larry O Because so many are so pussified.

[@AndrewsOpinion15]

DAMN NICOLE SO FINE AS LADY VANCOME !!!

[@Nightmastercool97]

Nicole Sullivan was the greatest actress on the show before it got extremely unbelievably bad.

[@veronagomez9073]

Lalalala

[@kilssj2250]

8 Dislikes on this? Well I guess some hostages have NO sense of humor... xD

[@crazy4mickie]

yea i know shes so funny to bad she left the show

[@speedysteve9121]

LOL

[@xcxq284]

Anyone think this would work IRL?

[@artemis21princess]

lmao

[@nickg887]

@Shanniquitie It's a Chicago accent

[@EdCayo]

is the granny freddys mom from icarly?

[@906087]

How does this woman keep getting hired?

[@owyana]

She kinda sounds Irish

[@LifeOfJimbo]

1:32 who pkays the gunman ? :D

[@Gracie05452]

LMAO!!!

[@littlemissfruit]

@Xzamilloh Oh. Look! It's Freddie's mom from iCarly!!!

[@liubeier]

lolxinfinity

[@exas4791]

Vancome lady is really annoying. Even if entertaining.

[@LifeOfJimbo]

pleasseee who plays the gunman?

[@themananswer2250]

Hello, I would- Chaaa....you know what?? GET THE HECK OFF MY KZbin COMMENT BOX SHEESH SIT DOWN!!!!

[@JarethDrakul]

same. I watched a recent episode and it was awful.

[@LauDor08]

ok i u don't like this skit and/or the vancome lady and if ur screen name is madtvsucksmajorly, then why did you bother to take 3 minutes and 26 seconds outta ur life 2 watch this? i'm just saying

[@Jukeboksi]

How does this comment have so many likes?