Hey folks! Something went wrong with the premiere function today, so...no premiere, just an audio! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry! Still, I hope you enjoy the RP.
@thegentlemen672911 ай бұрын
Don't worry about it
@uriel_valle10 ай бұрын
Pls make a sequel You make me so shy…..☺️☺️
@andrewmah29626 ай бұрын
Imagine if they DID give him too much sleeping pills and he never woke up
@communism9602 ай бұрын
@@uriel_valleI agree they should do a sequel
@danielsims367311 ай бұрын
"We don't recognize Skyrim in this house"... ... them's fighting words.
@EmpireGLORYguard9 ай бұрын
So real.
@S4ns11 ай бұрын
"Being kidnapped by patrolling yanderes in the Mojave is almost enough for me to wish for a nuclear winter"
@woundedzilla151711 ай бұрын
“Ladies please, all you had to say was fallout and I would be in the palm of your hands”
@JacobSmith-rg3bk8 ай бұрын
Fr
@flygon69977 ай бұрын
Fr
@ChaplainBald11 ай бұрын
Thank you dyslexia for turning "Bakadere / bimbo girls" to "Baking deer / rambo grill"
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
Great, now I want venison.
@themyth187711 ай бұрын
Why did I understand this 😢😢.
@ethan-not-a-pastafarian11 ай бұрын
What I would give to have this instead
@Galimeer511 ай бұрын
"We don't acknowledge Skyrim in this house" Me with over 4000 hours: "...I don't think this is arrangement is going to work out"
@alexgids11 ай бұрын
Waking up to that New Vegas reference would make me think things were going to turn out way worse than they did.
@cupofearlgreytea765111 ай бұрын
Valley girl accent vanilla valvet audio isnt real, she cant hurt you Valley girl vanilla velvet audio:
@flyboy639211 ай бұрын
fun fact: The reason it's 18 karat is because while pure 24 karat gold may never corrode, 18 is actually better in terms of durability and jewelry
@knote495811 ай бұрын
Y'know, I used to think the valley girl trope was purely a stereotype, until I started driving Uber around the university campus. Can't say the valley girls have quite caught up on the game references 😂😂
@ethan-not-a-pastafarian11 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for the sequel when the guy breaks out of the bonds and prepares for them to get home… It would be a great Home Alone type of thing
@ChrisTheFreedomEnjoyer11 ай бұрын
You and Juniper are such a great duo. This is going to be a real treat.
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
I hope you enjoy it! We had a lot of fun with this one.
@yandereneko552311 ай бұрын
The bakadere yandere, a rare but great combination.
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
True! There should definitely be more out there; it's a fun combo!
@thegentlemen672911 ай бұрын
In my professional opinion this is an absolute win whats better than one yandere, two that are willing to share you. The only problem is keeping them from killing each other.
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
I honestly don't think these two are smart enough to kill each other...but I guess accidents happen!
@deanwinchester717911 ай бұрын
Sounds like they might just kill you first due to lack of water/starvation lol
@AresN711 ай бұрын
Mad respect for them choosing New Vegas over Skyrim.
@TheRockhead911 ай бұрын
These two don’t have half a brain between them, but they’re sweet enough to make up the difference. You and Juniper are great separately, but are always fantastic together. Loved the audio as always!
@drautch11 ай бұрын
You lost me at not acknowledging Skyrim but got me back at teh new Vegas quote. Curse your charm.
@jacksmith15211 ай бұрын
When one of them is alone with you, you've got to reinforce her belief that she's the one who is meant to be with you and the other one is a jealous backstabber. With any luck, one will kill the other. After that, praise the survivor for saving you from the other one, confiding in her about how scared you were of the other one's monstrous behavior and how you're so relieved now to be able to hold the survivor in your arms and touch her beautiful face. When she unties you, do what's necessary.
@anomanderrake65411 ай бұрын
I love when the bestgirls do a collab.
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
We do too! I wish we could pull it off more often.
@anomanderrake65411 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio today the stars alligned and we have been blessed with the epic waifu collab.
@josepharmstrong178811 ай бұрын
This is easily the most confusing ASMR I’ve ever come across. It presents so many ideas for a straightforward ASMR video to be taken seriously, only to execute them all in a way that’s doesn’t make sense. It’s cluttered, it’s odd, and baffling, which is why it’s entertaining. If the goal was to be silly and comedic, we’ve found the clown princesses of this kind of video. It’s clear you two had fun, and that fun is contagious. ;)
@hdelmas111 ай бұрын
Imagine waking up in an empty shopping mall in California, surrounded by the last few of the Beverly Hills troop… sorry, but this audio is so good, it deserves a story like this
@Halokiller86439 ай бұрын
The voice acting is AMAZING🔥🔥🔥🔥
@VanillaVelvetAudio9 ай бұрын
Aw, thank you!
@zackihen490511 ай бұрын
Loved by the Popular Girls?! I didn't think that was possible for someone like me! So good to see you both back for another Yandere script! This is gonna be stellar! Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's been awhile, huh? But I gotta get back to my roots! I hope you enjoy it! Much love from my side of the pond, as always!
@cyberdragon372111 ай бұрын
The pastry stuff at the beginning has me both confused and hungry
@slifer337011 ай бұрын
FALLOUT NEW VEGAS!?!? I’m never leaving. Great video Vanilla!
@adeptkhristossilvae260111 ай бұрын
My god... They made a New Vegas reference.....its enough to make a grown man cry
@Quittestio11 ай бұрын
The double act is just so precious! Love it
@brendenprzeklasa11 ай бұрын
The fact this made my body have a spasm of a reaction just from the video game reference thats how you know its acted perfectly.
@josephbrown476811 ай бұрын
This is a great collaboration. The Vally Girl dialogue is a nice touch. Fantastic audio!
@Wolfdancer485911 ай бұрын
Love the collaboration! Thank you for the upload! ❤
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
Our pleasure!
@t-r-e-x45211 ай бұрын
Glad to see you back. Honestly I feel conflicted. I need companionship but I need to improve myself to the point of be desirable. Acknowledging that I need to improve myself is one thing. Being proactive is another. Especially since there's so much moving left to do. . .
@JLocke011311 ай бұрын
While I am concerned about the drugging, being abducted, the restraints, the casual threats of violence, and the distinct chance of starving due to neglect, I do like being called a good boy.
@alexandercampbell513611 ай бұрын
Them: *banter* Me: ... "How the hell did i manage to get kidnapped by these two idiots?"
@mpcrauzer11 ай бұрын
they probably recive help from someone that took advanced from then for being idiots
@zeroofachances53898 ай бұрын
Agreed with and extra thought " So this is how I'm going to die....wow I disappointed myself for this one"
@Artificial_Society-XXXIV8 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@randombrit1311 ай бұрын
thank you for the audio, Lady velvet and sir juniper. it is wonderful beyond my ability to put into words. many of the good chemicals and laughs were had because of this.
@baibtch11 ай бұрын
THE THUMBNAIL IS SO CUTE SUHVUSIV 💖💖 Ooo Bakadere I'm already sold
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
I hope you enjoy it!
@baibtch11 ай бұрын
7 minutes in and im trying my best not to laugh since its so early, loving it lmao _"Straight C's ! 🦋✨️"_ @@VanillaVelvetAudio
@FriendlyYouTubeCrusader11 ай бұрын
7:26 “There’s a lady in my head that calls me studmuffin”
@edmundolastra327911 ай бұрын
I did not know valley girl yandere was something I wanted. Nice. Thanks so much Vel, Juniper and Matt ❤
@Bakersboi1311 ай бұрын
I was half expecting one of two to go "OMG You are so fetch!"
@jacobp24911 ай бұрын
New Juniper collab??! Try not to be excited challenge (impossible)
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
I hope it lives up to your expectations! 💖
@Echo2-211 ай бұрын
This was an interesting idea for an audio. Also, I have not heard of Juniper Justice before now, but I will give her channel a look because you two worked very well together! Awesome job!
@MattyestMatt11 ай бұрын
Beautiful! Tysm for filling my script + for your support on Patreon! You and Juniper did a lovely job. This was so cute! 🥺🥺🥺🥺
@randombrit1311 ай бұрын
forgive me if I missed something, but it's been a while since you and Sir Juniper did a co-op audio, most magnificent to see as you make a wonderful duo.
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
You're right, it has been awhile! Our schedules have been a little impossible to sync up lately; the only times we've been able to hang out over the past few months, we've been too tired from our day jobs to record anything. ^^; So actually getting to perform together was a treat!
@randombrit1311 ай бұрын
@VanillaVelvetAudio schedule mess can be quite the thing sometimes. I hope to hear the two of you together more in future.
@Mousquetaire-du-Roi11 ай бұрын
Fantastic job, that was just fun all around. Thanks for posting it!
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@MR_Angelgd11 ай бұрын
Now this is something I never knew I wanted to listen to. Can’t wait 😌
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
I hope you like it!
@D3NS3TSU11 ай бұрын
12:20 tf did i just hear😂 this is different to come back too
@chocmilk11 ай бұрын
stud.. hunk.. I don't mind. just don't call me "stunk"
@Embersofthedark10 ай бұрын
Perfect 👍
@scribbledotproduction11 ай бұрын
"This was the most strangest sketching interaction i have ever been in that i can't even convince myself that this is a fever dream..." But for real, this was a great video.
@nobodyhere776111 ай бұрын
Waking up to Skyrim and Fallout references would be fairly disarming.
@ArceusZer03511 ай бұрын
💚The tag team duo of Velvet and Juniper at it again💚
@A_Mess_O_Minorities11 ай бұрын
I had trouble sleeping to this because of the amazing voices I was about to die of laughter because of the like 90s highschool girls talking
@toastypan298511 ай бұрын
I know 2 girl who have this exact same dynamic… well, minus the murder.
@horacio799611 ай бұрын
Yes!!! You and Juniper again, let’s gooooo!!!
@lizardjr.782611 ай бұрын
ff4m audios like this are the best!
@ramiking74511 ай бұрын
Wait, the other girl doesn’t like Skyrim references?! And with that she lost me. Untie me please!
@isdrakon980211 ай бұрын
I usually get into these things pretty well but i can't decide if i should be pissed annoyed or amused. Damn good audio
@benjaminsmith698311 ай бұрын
You should make a part 2 to this i loved this! ❤❤ Keep up the good work ❤❤❤
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
If there's ever a sequel, maybe! We'll see!
@benjaminsmith698311 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudioitd be amazing to see a sequel to this ❤❤
@lordazul488111 ай бұрын
I was waiting for the listener to get offered branzino. :) Such a lovely video. :)
@Givertak311 ай бұрын
Painfully impressive.
@joseffierek742111 ай бұрын
I adore this
@mariesyvian81875 ай бұрын
I didn't listen to this when it came out cause it's 4M but I decided to check it out on a whim and it's freakin hilarious amazing job
@MidnightSmoke11 ай бұрын
I think I can twist this to my advantage. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@hallohaun40979 ай бұрын
If I died and went to heaven only to hear angels talk like this, send me to hell please...
@jacknevilson769011 ай бұрын
what i should feel about the audio : 😍😱☺️ what i actually feel : 💅🏼💅🏼
@TheChestnutBowl11 ай бұрын
Valley girl yandere!? Sounds intriguing.
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
I hope you like it!
@TheCobraKing20911 ай бұрын
*visible confusion*
@jonathantonner426311 ай бұрын
Never thought starvation would be the way I go out, but here we are
@chs999911 ай бұрын
Ah yes the bonsaur native to Mexico and Spain mortal enemy of the simonsaur
@fork355010 ай бұрын
Fork is just returning from the yandere skin walker audio and he is still recovering
@VoiceofJuany11 ай бұрын
Please don’t forget to feed and water your darling….😢. Lol whenever you and Juniper get together it’s absolutely hilarious!! Thank you for this this morning. You two are great 😅
@KrizzRobin11311 ай бұрын
Aw, bless their hearts. They are trying so hard. It is just precious. They almost had me with the Fallout... but now... Now I am equally fascinated, unsettled, and irritated. Oh hey, a three way. Tie! A three way tie.😐 Unfortunately, I have prepared for this. So, step one, escape tool. Wow, they didn't remove a single one. Did they not search me? Well, that's disappointing. Now, ropes off. Good knot work actually. But they were starting to chafe. And the camera is... oh there. Wave to the camera. Now. To fix that... daymn... leaking... pipe! What? I never once said I was leaving.😉 Wonderful performance, both of you. Thank you so much. 👏👍👋
@peterxyz35412 ай бұрын
I really love the valley girl accent ❤️❤️❤️
@maritofuentes469011 ай бұрын
2:16 Damn my kidnappers have good taste
@IZAAK-ZK11 ай бұрын
It’s nice to be back
@Hunk_H.U.N.K.11 ай бұрын
Fallout reference. Love it already.
@Meltedbutteryoutube4 ай бұрын
So I can have Juniper in a duo audio and have references at every corner? Where do I sign for the full lesbian version, I need those good girl points
@masonabbey635311 ай бұрын
Katie is the driver , Emma is accomplice.
@DenBed11 ай бұрын
W-WHAT HEATHENS!!?! SUCH SKYRIM DISRESPECT I CANNOT BEAR!!!! !! GET ME OUT! LET ME OUTTTTT!!!
@H4ndS0up11 ай бұрын
The listener listening to the first part of the audio like "what in the fuck am i listening to?"
@mamapapa55177 ай бұрын
HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS GEM FROM VEL BEFORE RAHHHHH
@JiJ151111 ай бұрын
I'm gonna die between these two aren't I...
@IronPiedmont11 ай бұрын
I would be terrified, but I'm too busy enjoying being fawned over... ^^'
@lol-224711 ай бұрын
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one 🌲
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
@notnicklol196611 ай бұрын
Hope they come back with a smoothie
@matthewtuckman444711 ай бұрын
Those two are definitely going to jail and answer for their crimes.
@timcondon518410 ай бұрын
Not sure I could live with myself knowing I was kidnapped like this.
@primrosevale199511 ай бұрын
Emma needs to keep Katy on a leash. Luckily they're both incapable of turning that into a double entendre.
@Regalinho0111 ай бұрын
Jheeezuz I would've bit my tongue... I think I must be suuuuuper lame to get caught by these two.
@IAmNotHim9711 ай бұрын
2:17 yeah, this ain’t gonna work, I was up for it at first, but now I want you to take me home.
@evelynmeckley63311 ай бұрын
At this point, I feel like they could just date each other
@neko-chan151311 ай бұрын
Yay Fallout reference 😊
@Zymurggaming11 ай бұрын
Omg Skyrim and new Vegas references
@boredomkid827111 ай бұрын
If I was in that situation, I'd be more worried if she forgets to feed me 😭
@Definitely_Dave11 ай бұрын
Hearing them butcher the French in the beginning reminded me of the scene in Transformers where the mom says the same thing.
@beal72811 ай бұрын
I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OF SO MANY TIMES, well done
@Embersofthedark10 ай бұрын
2:15 welli don't think that's going to work as ive had four different versions and 100% all four so i dont think that arrangement is going to work but i guess ill try some fallout ( Its funny as hell that the script writer wrote that "we dont acknowledge Skyrim in this house" )
@Hunter03277 ай бұрын
I wish my girlfriend made Skyrim and new Vegas references and called me a stud muffin
@MrbreadToastly11 ай бұрын
Bimbos: hey did we forget something? Me:💀
@mr.vesper565911 ай бұрын
Oho this is gonna be good hehehe 😅 lord have mercy
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
I hope you like it!
@mr.vesper565911 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio oh it was brilliant. Great job love
@lifeless_ronin11 ай бұрын
Nooooo, my reference!!!
@groggywater20063 ай бұрын
Hearing the bethesda jokes makes you almsot wish for a nuclear winter