Me-"With great power, comes great responsibility" *Uses magic to shut down the entire city Her-"And I am responsible for that"
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Pfft haha. This is her gift, her curse: hot chocolate and fireplace cuddles.
@red_five3325 Жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio she missed the part where that's her problem.
@spidergalva2 жыл бұрын
Clingy yandere wife cuddles are some of the best cuddles and no one can tell me otherwise
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I don't think there'll be much argument about that on this channel!
@hellfire5k407 Жыл бұрын
yo let me tell you something 'otherwise' (all jokes aside I agree)
@odiomonos Жыл бұрын
Get help
@Oxygen10042 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I dated someone once who told me and I quote "We should move into a cabin in canada away from everyone when we get married" nor was this the weirdest thing she's said to me. So this audio is a small glimpse into the bullet I dodged
@excalira54092 жыл бұрын
@@grantdanze5215 and abandon the rest of your family ? Sounds like a tank shot i would have dodged
@Hell_01152 жыл бұрын
@@grantdanze5215 yup
@Oxygen10042 жыл бұрын
@@grantdanze5215 Somethings are better in fantasy then reality, sure some people want to move away from society but telling that to someone you've dated for less then 3 months is a *slight* red flag (Also she quite literally said the whole "please don't talk to other girls" line to me when I was talking to someone I didn't even know was a girl over the internet, just adding more context)
@KomiWasHere2 жыл бұрын
@@Oxygen1004 thr r/yandere society would die for smthing like that and yes they are fully aware of the consequences
@Oxygen10042 жыл бұрын
@@KomiWasHere Well I know how to find one 1. Find someone with at least 2 of these abuse categories: mental, physical, or s*xual 2. Get them to start a conversation with you over a random topic (such as having the same b-day) 3. Realize you two have alot in common, scarily so to the point where you call each other clones ironically 4. Show them kindness (not niceness, they can tell the difference) 5. Profit or gtfo like me
@rogue_03142 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things about your channel is that even in the darker yandere audios, you remain cheery. I love yandere audios but sometimes (not always) the darker nature combined with a lower, angrier voice can take an audio off the table temporarily. But with yours, i feel safe listening to them all the time. Its great!
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Aw, I'm so glad! That is so nice to hear! I consider it an incredible honor that my audios feel safe to enjoy, even when the content skews a bit darker. Thank you so much for saying this. 💖
@BirdieSenpai2 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to enjoying this certain-to-be masterpiece when I get home from work!
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Have a great day at work! I hope this is nice and relaxing when you get back!
@BirdieSenpai2 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio The wife audios are always so pleasant and relaxing to listen to, especially after another twelve-hour shift at the hospital! You're the best as always, Vel Vel! If we're going with music or movies, I'd definitely prefer something from the '70s, like the old Starsky & Hutch series and some Fleetwood Mac, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Pink Floyd, and Cheap Trick. My dad actually had a '74 Torino identical to the Striped Tomato from Starsky & Hutch but was one year older, since the Striped Tomato was a '75. I just really love the '70s; even my glasses are that stereotypical '70s aviator shape with the bar across the top, lol. Also, the elephant memory remark reminds me of something my favorite philosopher said: "An elephant never forgets, but I forget what the elephant remembered." My favorite philosopher's name was Ed. No last name, just Ed. Hung out with two other guys named Edd and Eddy.
@thehousemaster52922 жыл бұрын
Honestly for a woman with ice powers her and listener seem to have a relationship thats on fire!!!
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
You could say, between her ice powers and the heat of their passion, it's a bit...steamy!
@The_Phoenix_Saga2 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Oh the humidity!
@zackihen49052 жыл бұрын
Well as long as we're together, nothing can go wrong. After all... You make everything better! Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Aw! That's so sweet. I'm sure such an affectionate yandere wife would appreciate that sentiment.
@TheYounglingSlayer2 жыл бұрын
Day 23: It's so c-cold. She caved in one of the Kyber crystal caves. I have no idea what she did to Padmé, but I fear the worst. I can't use the force because she has a pet Islamari to keep me in check, not to mention she yoinked my lightsaber during the entrance collapse. She is convinced that we're married and woke me up this morning speaking of a snow day. It's Ilum; the planet is PERPETUALLY frozen! Her advances are unwavering and I think my only chance of getting out of here alive is to accept her. In fairness, it's not a terrible deal. She is really sweet and insists on keeping me warm. Being trapped in this icy hell almost makes me miss Tatooine...
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
💀 I should've known! Skywalkers and snow. They just don't mix. Tsk, desert dwellers! What good are you if you can only handle the one kind of desert? 😋 (Also I genuinely love this scenario! Definitely sounds like a perfect plot for a weekly episode of something!)
@red_five33252 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, Dad. I'll get you out of there. I invited Han and Chewie, but they refused (mostly because Han's on a date with Leia with the Armadillos (or however it's pronounced) on Naboo).
@rileypeterson3726 Жыл бұрын
If you think about it snow is just wet cold sand 👍
@TheSleeper5472 жыл бұрын
You know we have reached peak loneliness when this is something we sleep too
@brandoningle8825Ай бұрын
Sooooooooooooooio true
@popenieafantome95272 жыл бұрын
Listener seems oddly content with all the flaws snow girl brings. Another lovely RP
@mojaveexplorer71522 жыл бұрын
Snow and love?? That's something the Mojave hasn't seen in a while so i’ll most definitely welcome it with open arms!
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like someone needs to take one of the more romantic perks! Can't help with the snow, though. Unless you're willing to start a nuclear winter. I hear the Mojave almost makes you wish for one. 💀
@yancon28622 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio This exchange was too perfect
@StarWhisper32932 жыл бұрын
I laughed when she said "it's your average freak snow storm in July"
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Ha, I'm glad! That was an adlib and I thought it'd be hilarious to do a snowed-in audio in the middle of a sweltering summer.
@tigerking7202 жыл бұрын
The day this lovely asmr comes out is on my birthday
@and7ew.52 жыл бұрын
@@JakeSm4sh Happy birthday
@Garretty662 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday
@-Lucifer__2 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday 🎁🎂🎊🎉
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday! I hope it's a great day with many happy returns! 🎉🎂
@rickmcqueen97602 жыл бұрын
Wow. Now that's a Yandere wafu! The changes in her voice at certain points stressing points is a great touch. Boy, she is competitive too!
@grimdarkAngel2 жыл бұрын
I can’t stay mad at my yuki-onna wife.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
It's good to hear you wouldn't want her to give her the cold shoulder.
@grimdarkAngel2 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I would never dream of giving her the cold shoulder. Because if I did she might give me it right back, except she'd do it literally.
@SuterusuDaioh2 жыл бұрын
It's a hot summer in the UK this blizzard would be somewhat called for. Very well done.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
You have my sympathy! This summer has been brutal.
@Reverseslayer2172 жыл бұрын
40 mins of Velvet yandere goodness YAY
@GravitWry2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry it's still 5:20AM, I can still sleep to this audio.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I hope it helps you get some quality zzzzs. As someone who's pulled entirely too many all nighters, I can totally relate to going to bed just as the sun is coming up.
@TempoLOOKING2 жыл бұрын
Better not or your sleep paralysis demon will think you're cheating on her. Lol
@zubzero3040502 жыл бұрын
I love the soft spoken yandere voice great video the snow setting is great too
@cassiohenrique6815 Жыл бұрын
Damn! I don't think I've ever felt caressed by words before. This was amazing. Thank you Velvet, really
@Cage_..5782 жыл бұрын
love this one, also love the fact that there are so many... spicy... remarks
@snes-20092 жыл бұрын
I already know this video is gonna be good, the 20th is also my birthday, so seeing this will make me happy, hopefully I can make it to the premiere, I already hold this video as one of your greatest, along with the Cute and Flirty Imp Confesses video from Here For The Boos(and yes, been a fan since September 2021, really big fan), thank you for the video, and thank you God for placing the 20th of July on a Wednesday. Thank you(This video is a 1000000 out of 10 btw), snes.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Hey, happy birthday! I hope your special day is wonderful! 🎉🎂 And I appreciate the vote of confidence. I hope you enjoy the audio!
@rmrmrrmrmrmrmr2 жыл бұрын
Happy bday !!!!!
@AlmightyLoaf2 жыл бұрын
As a pyromancer myself, I choose not to melt the snow. I wanna enjoy a lazy day with the ice mage waif.
@levis12672 жыл бұрын
Wonder if she said "Ice to meet you" when she first kidnapped the listener
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
🤣If she's anything like me, definitely.
@TempoLOOKING2 жыл бұрын
Chill out
@rickmcqueen97602 жыл бұрын
I felt so pampered, listening to this 1. Plus it's a 1/2 hour ! Is I loved it.
@charsage10362 жыл бұрын
Nice gesture and all but the second all this ice and snow melts I'm died.
@Gerod2532 жыл бұрын
“Snow day? Darling, I work from home. So does the boss… Plus, I work in insurance. I’m going to have to do overtime after all this snow.” 🤪
@shubhamjuvatkar40233 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@desmondmckeownll85762 жыл бұрын
This audio is getting added to my fav collection
@thenerdyguy20202 жыл бұрын
You do a crazy stalker a lil to well.... this one my second favorite
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Aw, thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it so much!
@thenerdyguy20202 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio welcome i really did made me wish i had stalker again..... then i remember how crazy that time was.......
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
In a way, I understand. Dark fiction is fun because it's like an amusement park ride: it feels dangerous and thrilling, but is actually safe and you can opt out any time you want. Dark stuff in real life is like being shoved off a twenty story building: terrifying, dangerous and out of your control. Balance is key!
@thenerdyguy20202 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you get am glad my stalker plan out are marriage date childerns names and how many kids we have.....thank got it was years before actual smartphones or maybe they just came out. but was harder to do find people keep up the great work with the audios there great and you have some talent
@yandereneko55232 жыл бұрын
My yandere is in for a treat, this is her neko boys first snow day!
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Aw, that sounds nice and cuddly! I hope you enjoy the audio.
@washingtonmark26422 жыл бұрын
23:52 *insert Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson eyebrow raise here*
@fork35502 жыл бұрын
Fork knew it was her the moment he saw her hair on the thumbnail
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Can't get anything by you, fork. You're too...sharp! 🤭
@mrkell9532 жыл бұрын
This is a nice audio keep it up
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thanks, will do!
@MrSHADOWANGEL9992 жыл бұрын
a lovely situation
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I think so too. I could go for a nice frosty day this summer! I hope you enjoy the audio.
@ijbindustries7923 Жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel for every audio I've heard that involved causing a snow storm in order to get me to stay with my SO, I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
@humor_n2 жыл бұрын
Was it just me that spent about 25 minutes suggesting mentally some good ol' cuddles in bed?
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Probably not. I know she wouldn't be able to drag me out from under the covers on a snow day, fireplace or no fireplace. 😆
@stevdawizard3922 жыл бұрын
Impressive run time
@demondton962 жыл бұрын
Christmas in July came early!
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Aw! Well, I hope you enjoy your present then! 🎄
@Toastydrink2 жыл бұрын
Yandere elsa?! :0 Cool 👍
@JuiceofApple107 Жыл бұрын
Dude there’s so many suggestive U-turns my head is spinning 😵💫
@borisslavk01nolastname912 жыл бұрын
"What?! There's a snow storm in the summer? Here?! Welp, time for cuddles while sipping hot chocolate with marshmallows"
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I don't know about you, but I'd take cuddles and hot chocolate over shoveling the driveway any day.
@TheAtlarchy Жыл бұрын
"I'm an ice maiden!" Me, an asexual: "Oh I'm so glad you're still a maiden!"
@orckingi12083 ай бұрын
The more she kept talking, the more she confessed that she was the cause of the snow storm. It wasn't helping her hide her lie.
@messyjessem.31082 жыл бұрын
As a young lad who works with ice daily, this would be a match made in heaven. Jokes about the USSR would better as 1 more cold 2 I have a ushanka 3 I've improved my skills in Russian case and point, Я Джесси, и это мой Миг-19. I should remind myself to have a mint in my mouth before a kiss to make it that much more magical, because as we all tried it, inhaling cold air with a mint in our mouth just hits different.❤️
@diornodiovanna1151 Жыл бұрын
“Just your normal blizzard in july!” (They live in colorado)
@ThrowAway-qk7hs5 ай бұрын
Wasteland 3 reference
@Izukuastarengoku2 жыл бұрын
Kayoko use her Lightning powers to cause a bad storm to make Izuku stay with her instead him doing his daily commission
@TheMysteryman192 жыл бұрын
very good vanilla hugs :)
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@TheMysteryman192 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio welcome :)
@ryandavies45542 жыл бұрын
You are scary adorable and fun all at the same time
@theliteralicecreamman2 жыл бұрын
Snow exists apparently. So do stars. I've never seen either in my life.
@dextoast2 жыл бұрын
Goku: “I am champion Christmas!!” Slug: “what’re you talking about it’s July?!”
@itzspencerr14032 жыл бұрын
Very… *chill*
@carsonhowell31002 жыл бұрын
A Blizzard at this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within our location?
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
💀 I wish I'd thought to reference that in this audio!
@thestranger5911 Жыл бұрын
So, who wants to freeze my head?
@cyberfox5622 жыл бұрын
My toes are cold irl, this audio most def messed with my head they got colder ;-;
@KingOfKnights152 жыл бұрын
Want more of these yandere wife's
@louisrobitaille5810 Жыл бұрын
If it snowed in the middle of summer, I'd think it's raining volcanic ash, not snow 😐…
@CdrChaos2 жыл бұрын
What is it about the sweet yet psychotic yandere that makes them so endearing?
@dantheman54052 жыл бұрын
This video brings to the problem of marshmallows too big in hot chocolate, when they are too large they will never melt or cannot be sucked out of the hot chocolate. So id say buy the normal marshmallows and cut them in half
@Jawsjawsjawsrg2 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing this is not set in Minnesota, that kind of snow would not stop us here.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
[Midwestern childhood flashbacks intensify]
@diegode4152 жыл бұрын
The yandere wife: wonders what they should watch Fresh Prince of Bel Air: it's go time
@JesusJuarezGutierrez2 жыл бұрын
really want cold weather right about now.
@blueblanketman22492 жыл бұрын
Ive had may blizzard as well as july
@Rylus5712 жыл бұрын
She snowed me in and won't let me sleep in...
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
"You can sleep when you're dead! Until I find a necromancer to resurrect you, anyway." -- Her, probably
@grantdanze52152 жыл бұрын
Snow in July? Sounds an awful lot like my home state.
@Shadders20102 жыл бұрын
It's a great effort but its a loooong one. Having to consume it in sessions
@bill62 жыл бұрын
Blizzard sounds nice right about now with these insanely high temps 🥹
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
It definitely does!
@krennopher12692 жыл бұрын
What a Cinnamon Bun.
@VaderTheWhite Жыл бұрын
10:36 This took me out of it as I am a huge horror fan. I mean, I watch Event Horizon when I'm feeling down.
@anomanderrake6542 жыл бұрын
I still want to see you making a collab with Vanilla Ice.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I don't think he can afford my appearance fee 💅
@rucianfirefall4892 жыл бұрын
"Snow Angel" is the nickname of my cat...
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Aw, what an adorable coincidence!
@rucianfirefall4892 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio cracked me up a bit every time it was said, love the audio!
@desmondmckeownll8576 Жыл бұрын
Bro i want a woman similar to this
@BreedableVaporeon0978 Жыл бұрын
I thought all the movies named would be fake but I recognized red eye ._.
@einonymause68192 жыл бұрын
I've been living with high temps over 100 degrees F for weeks. I /need/ a snowday or 30.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I am so sorry! Yeah, I've been melting in (slightly less terrible) heat for awhile myself, so I can relate. I hope the weather gets more bearable for you soon!
@Drachenkonig22 жыл бұрын
I said July before she did and I didn't know the video came out in July.
@TiT0.2 жыл бұрын
💙✨
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
💖🤗
@charleswalker8262 Жыл бұрын
Now WHY Does This Remind Me Of What Would HAPPEN..................If Elsa Becomes A Yandere?
@connorsutherland20052 жыл бұрын
Hi, I'm just wondering if your gonna put this video into the yandere playlist?
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Yep! Just haven't gotten to it yet.
@connorsutherland20052 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Oh I see. Have a good morning / day / night.
@joostvannoorloos26662 жыл бұрын
You are my lovely beautiful pretty snow angel and I love your voice
@______doesnotexist9272 жыл бұрын
Hi your voice is so good and I love how flexible it is
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I appreciate that! It's because I'm secretly made of rubber; years of drinking Gingold finally caught up with me.
@adjehfueoisauhfadklsjhfdls2 жыл бұрын
8:07 FBI OPEN UP
@vill47332 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure she has ADHD too and if she does I love her even more
@pratypulse2 жыл бұрын
So the random July freak snowstorm has nothing to do with you and your snow powers eh. Well would you look at the sheer coincidence! XD
@wyattwilbourne530 Жыл бұрын
What's the source for the image in the thumbnail?
@masonabbey63532 жыл бұрын
This right here is what happens when you let a Yuki-Onna follow you home
@TempoLOOKING2 жыл бұрын
Ice age.. global shake down
@Nameless-cf2nz2 жыл бұрын
This is almost as bad as that time Morgan locked me in her tower for a year *one random dude*
@rezkidrulenikkiside30562 жыл бұрын
i was just wondering how many quicksand videos do you have
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
So far, I have two videos with quicksand as a plot element: "Meeting a Femme Fatale on a Jungle Adventure" and "Dominant Sadodere Siren Makes You Hers." There are other similar scripts that I've considered, but I don't generally like to do videos with similar unique themes too close together.
@redeyekiller82386 ай бұрын
She scares me but also ...
@anubarak91842 жыл бұрын
Exactly my kind of yandere... but it seems she thinks she is the only obsessed one in this relationship - a rookie mistake
@davidfinkbeiner579 Жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if marrying a yuki onna is a good idea.
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
I dunno, what with climate change and all...couldn't hurt!
@davidfinkbeiner579 Жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio if she doesn't try to kill me I'll think about it.
@shaferhilke11932 жыл бұрын
If velvet was to respond, how would she feel if she was a ghost and scared people?
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Probably bummed. The only reason to be a ghost is unfinished business; that's a terrible way to go through eternity.
@shaferhilke11932 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio same, I’d be really sad if I was a ghost
@RaidFlint942 жыл бұрын
❤️👍
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
💖🥰
@lonewolf76832 жыл бұрын
I want more cuddles and kisses I only want her love at all times
@Etherius02 Жыл бұрын
HA! If you think a little snow will keep anyone from Sweden from going to work or school then you are very wrong. And I speak from experience here, (had to go to school in a bloody blizard in either third or fourth grade, I could barely walk, for multible reasons)
@lol-22472 жыл бұрын
Hello there,
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Believe me, I wish I could wish away my feelings 😋
@SVN_ETR2 жыл бұрын
I've said it once and I'll say it again Cold is better try and I really mean TRY to make me change cus you will never do
@Jinto0212 жыл бұрын
I noticed something odd, the entire time she was talking in the past tense. Is, darling actually there with her or has he passed on? Imagine if she was telling all this to an urn… And now I’m sad.
@-Lucifer__2 жыл бұрын
👋
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
👋
@vaanmarler7979 Жыл бұрын
Me: (still waking up) (Looks at her with slight disappointment) Did you star a other storm... Her: mmmmmmmm, maaybeeee???? Me: (Looks at her with even more disappointment) You shut down the goddamn power grid did ya. Her: (sad noises) I thought you wouldn't find out about iiiit
@sgtdeadwolf80154 ай бұрын
Im not doing anything sfw, is all im saying.
@VanillaVelvetAudio4 ай бұрын
OSHA violations?! With your own wife?! You monster! :P