Mark Wahlberg Takes a Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair

[@annalucy89]

He's too calm, like he's done this before in a real police station calm....

[@knobbygaming7612]

The amount of times hes been arrested I wouldn't be surprised XD

[@mikekillagreen9432]

Do you know his background? Lol. He lived in police stations.

[@tinospaper2822]

@fresh B never believe tabloids bro. It just so happens the dude he smashed out was of a different race but that doesnt make it a race thing like your trying to make it seem. U weren't there and you definitely don't know what transpired or why it happened. Back in 2008 my brother in law shot 3 ppl outside a club on his bday and the papers and news said that it was a random act of violence when it 1000% wasnt. Know facts b4 speaking on something.

[@MrBmantheman]

@@tinospaper2822 100% incorrect, it was DEFINITELY a race thing. There are multiple witnesses and multiple different accounts related to Marks racist antics. Doesn't mean I don't like him, he was a kid. But don't act like it's bull just because you're in denial

[@tinospaper2822]

@@MrBmantheman did you talk to the witnesses yourself? If not then shut it. Media fabricates to make a better story. Your the one in denial and also naive. Ppl like you who live in a box and cant ever see the bigger picture opinion is irrelevant my friend because your not practical.

[@_birdie]

he looks like he's being forced to do this at gunpoint 😆

[@yeet_9670]

birdie. So did David dobrik

[@colebtw4871]

Ye

[@novanityinamari]

Too true

[@ac3683]

you cant move too much or it throws it off.

[@DaleBlankenships]

He’s a professional actor

[@criticalcaleb]

Interviewer: "Have you killed anyone?" Mark: "I wouldn't say 'KILL', more like.. gave them the gift of death. Is that true over there?" *Nods his head*

[@Eluvyel]

GIven that he actually almost killed two people out of hatred, he could answer that question without sarcasm and still not tick the polygraph off.

[@Gourgandise]

AHAHAHAHAH

[@356nut]

Let it go! That’s in his past! He’s not that person anymore! I don’t understand why some people like holding onto someone’s past! Even the Asian guy forgave him! And Mark did not blind the guy, the guy was blinded by a in the Vietnam war!

[@eafanboyssuck]

@@356nut you cant change the past. He is and will be that same psychotic maniac.

[@Ripheart789]

@@eafanboyssuck what?

[@jennkins94]

He’s way more serious than everyone else when taking it 😂 he’s definitely had a polygraph given by police before lmfao

[@eduardoleal7020]

I'm kinda disappointed. He wasn't given any questions about his beliefs or if he's really a christian like he claims to be.

[@miacastro7340]

@@eduardoleal7020 like they will talk about him being Christian not only that don’t you think about talking about his religion is wrong? That’s his thing to know about and you shouldn’t have to know about it.

[@justdrop]

Police don't really use polygraphs too much anymore as it's inadmissible in court.

[@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE]

more like being forced to do something he didn't like

[@xxviciousbeautyxx]

@@justdrop His crimes he committed were when he was younger so I'm sure he took some

[@mcluv_in]

"You seem a bit nervous there, Mark." Mark: "NeVeR"

[@testv284]

We need Ryan Reynolds to take this Lie Detector Test!

[@nazmulhossainniloy5128]

Agreed

[@lovemurdaprofit7061]

💯 percent

[@andreialexandruparfeni7129]

The machine will confess everything.

[@nazmulhossainniloy5128]

@@andreialexandruparfeni7129We know

[@carloslopez-gs2gk]

Ryan Reynolds broke the machine or make kaboom¡🤣🤣🤣

[@LLVstacks]

Why does it seem like this man is always in acting mode even when hes not in movies 💀

[@Michiblackicetea]

he's no human. he's a psycho.

[@Swervo_Shorts]

That’s just how mafia Works.

[@danmar007]

Maybe because he just plays himself all the time.

[@ryanralph7494]

@@danmar007 he's basically the same guy in every movie

[@darylrichel8293]

He’s just used to being on camera all the time.

[@ianerixon]

You can tell he’s been in that seat before lol Dude doesn’t fidget and look at the results every 2 seconds like everyone else So yeah. He’s more street than Matt Damon.

[@20ASilva]

that street background

[@giantchosen1931]

He has been arrested

[@dobknocks]

you can't look at the results when you're taking the test... who is "everyone else"

[@okMasq]

dobknocks the other celebrities that took the test....

[@Jahmarley808]

@OnHolyServiceBound always 3 sides to a story

[@opNeptune]

*"So .. You Gonna Drop A Mixtape anytime soon"* lmao

[@wi77iama773n]

Neptune the world needs that. So selfish of him lol

[@ohyeah8224]

Made me laugh xD...I swear it's the guys tone when he asks these things

[@keelanesquivel3854]

is this a joke or are you too young to remember his youth days?

[@RyanGosling6]

Neptune I wish the interviewer could ask why he won’t.

[@laney6634]

Feel the vibration

[@John-xt9wr]

Doesn't chat online? Doesn't hang out with colleague? Tattoos removed? He is a spy

[@hotshotfps]

😂 lmaoo

[@zackcatling8247]

or something bigger

[@Sir_SlapDaBass]

You serious when you say college?

[@cloudopolis5607]

I'm not gonna lie (pun intended), he is scary calm. like murder calm.

[@lionessmummy4418]

Cloudopolis Entertainment you see, now I thought he looked visibly nervous at times to me.

[@mannixmd]

he is an actor after all :)

[@occamsrazor1285]

Well, he's apparently a Mossad agent, so...ya know

[@HairyBottom]

Well he was arrested when he was younger for attempted murder. He has a long rap sheet. He’s also a convicted felon.

[@andrewcastellano1824]

Thought the same thing! If you watch the "Ice Man" Richard Kuklinski interview, he acts just like him.

[@ryancollyer2046]

I love how he admits his Transformers movies are the worst

[@Artorion]

I find it so funny people say that and yet they watch those movies the most and they made the most money

[@ryancollyer2046]

@@Artorion Yeah even not very good movies make craploads of money. Batman V Superman is a great example.

[@Binfordtools6100]

lol he said they weren't the "best toy adaptations" not "the worst out of the five". There is a difference.

[@Unqualifiedmedicalperson]

He's made it pretty clear that he only did those movies for his kids.

[@ikon8275]

Shya and Megan fox first transformers was the best, he was right!

[@spencerhuntsman]

Clicked instantly when I saw Matt Damon taking a lie detector test

[@A.Mortem]

Trap Mobile umm, that's Ben Affleck

[@bonika3814]

A. Mortem y'all are both wrong, that's Henry Cavill

[@adityanath3570]

nah, That's Jimmy Kimmel

[@devinjames7434]

You mean Leonardo DiCaprio?

[@aLovelyDay4Love]

Trap Mobile Lmao

[@cyclonus01]

"Mark did you beat a vietnamese man practically to death?" Mark: Yes

[@mimis_99]

Oops

[@raymonddavis1370]

No but not for want of trying!

[@Void_Zero]

lol!! hahaha.

[@jaydonly2336]

What’s this referring to?

[@romanvonungern-sternberg1048]

@@jaydonly2336 It’s referring to when Mark Wahlberg nearly beat a Vietnamese man to death.

[@faithstanley7442]

I felt kinda bad when he said that he’d like to hang out with Will Ferrel but he never returns his calls

[@TheSerwow]

it's not true he just playin

[@yb3505]

They hang out all the time that's what's weird about him saying that

[@barbarabueno81]

Me too!

[@mixedbby-tv]

Same

[@DeathStalker]

-Never talks to anyone Online -Very rarely hangs out with Co-Workers -Had all his Tattoo's removed Mark seems like a very serious guy that would just like to stay to himself all the time

[@Euronius]

Or everything a spy would actually do. *wink*

[@AlucardPeach]

He seems like he got old and boring. I almost pictured him in a dark house surrounded by cats

[@sabalghoo]

Kinda like a spy...

[@melissalykins8895]

Man, my mind is blown. I was thinking the same thing, and then at the end when they asked if he had any dealings with Israel government or being an espionage.. And when I look some things up online about it, I find nothing. Not one thing that suggests anything about him being a spy, or having any ties with Israel. So crazy!

[@iveydwan9237]

I actually think it’s fascinating

[@shaynwalker4787]

I would kill to be this comfortable in my own skin.

[@Frip36]

He's very uncomfortable. You can't perceive worth crap.

[@shaynwalker4787]

Geeze, I love you too dad.

[@proudbeaner696]

@@shaynwalker4787 You being a smartass can also cause insecurity. You need to accept advice , even when you already know what to do . Especially even if its a random person. Sometimes you need a random person to give you advice because you will have no feelings for them . So you will most likely be more open minded .

[@shaynwalker4787]

Please stay out of conversations that I have with my father. It was private and has nothing to do with you.

[@dariusbekker2602]

Shayn Walker I can't tell if you're being serious or not

[@fayde2490]

8:59 that face you make when you're in the same room with a spy.

[@AngelFriend911]

Fayde lol stupid

[@toxixbob8375]

@@AngelFriend911 no u

[@jacobandersen6075]

😂😂😂

[@chelseasims3589]

Fayde 🤣🤣🤣🤣I died

[@sebb8347]

"I have affiliates in Musad, yes" "Ha good one mark" *Mark looks for help to see if he made a joke*

[@ABCDoris]

Seb Bagley It’s Mossad.

[@thomascox9525]

Need to do this with politicians but I’m sure the polygraph machine with burst into flames with all of the lies.

[@sleepysera]

Unlikely. Normally you are only allowed to answer yes/no exactly BECAUSE wordier answers allow you to circumvent lying without telling the truth, but these interviews do allow more talk. Politicans are absolute masters of "talking without really commiting to anything" so if you allow them to talk they'll find ways to not lie without saying the truth.

[@TheShape.]

And if they are involved with horrible stuff publicly hang them 👍 let me make the questions 😀

[@Ninaagabi]

Ryan Reynolds next!

[@Dorion95]

Yess

[@ahmedalkooheji8901]

Nina Gabrielle bp

[@mrshenanigan8367]

Absolutely yes perfect

[@DarkDreams948]

@David Hits Mark is failing 😂 theres so many squiggles

[@darthvader1926]

Nina Gabrielle next!

[@VanshajKheraMusic]

Ques - Did you smoke pot before coming here? Wahlberg- No *Machine Bursts*

[@AlucardPeach]

I think it's just that he's REALLY boring

[@avipulatov]

He probably spending to much time with ted

[@snewcomer22]

He’s clearly not high.

[@cheese3289]

If he stairs calm they would have said he never lied but if he got nurvus he would be accused of lieing

[@lorenzodemedici6332]

he couldn’t decide on anything

[@kingturtle9552]

There is no doubt in my mind that man could beat a lie detector test, he is scary calm.

[@devildog1204]

4:17 "Say hi to your mother for me." Bruh come on Four Brothers my guy. Come on now Markie Mark flmao

[@thelyle1399]

Devil Dog also on SNL, he says it to a donkey in the Andy Samberg confrontation

[@Tanganae]

THANK YOU!! I was trying to figure out which movie it was, but I know he DEFINITELY said it.

[@Baesicc]

Right! Loved that movie, got the DVD.

[@krowentheunknown7848]

Knew it was four brothers was doubting myself for a second

[@deestyle141]

This has to be the most intense video out of all the others 😂😂😂

[@natechenry]

I've dodged more bullets than I've missed opportunities- mark whalberg. Great quote to use going into 2019.

[@lustplayz2878]

how'd it go?

[@Yukiyak0]

LustPlayz I think he got shot

[@PaoTL]

2020! Who knew it could get worse!

[@ljcags3998]

as I read this comment, Mark voiced over it.

[@melissarupert4925]

how's it working out

[@user-ct8pd1pw2n]

Thought the machine would go off when he said he's 47, looks way younger

[@Seahawkfan1108]

Him & Tom cruise are vampires, simple 🤔

[@appellationsobriquet6205]

He looks 47 to me.

[@ghostseekerxiii8061]

I Write A Song A Day this could be fake I mean common stupid wustions like that be personal man stop asking dumb easy questions be personal with him ask him emberrising stuff

[@jclingad9589]

Appellation Sobriquet

[@SARYM911]

The face is 47 but what makes him look young is obviously him looking in great shape physically and his hairline (also black hair makes people look much younger after 40,dyed or not)

[@CitizenMike]

I knew hes a spy.....

[@jessyncust76]

That was kinda weird

[@LTDanno360mods]

The machine said he was in fact lying it it's only 65% accurate so he might be a spy

[@lisabowden1679]

I have never heard that..but it was weird

[@AlucardPeach]

Espionage? No. LIE!

[@eye6wide662]

@@jessyncust76 that was incredibly unsettling.

[@sklingen21]

The greatest line ever - "are you about to take a polygraph exam?" "I'm already taking one" *Xfiles Theme Song*

[@JDC3Music]

Lol

[@Spingler_0]

He feels like one of those guys who like knows everything about the detective who's investigating him 🤣

[@matthewcurley1416]

His answer about transformers was way more honest than I was expecting! Thank you for acknowledging that Mark, we know it wasn’t your fault!!

[@Michael-zp7mm]

I’m pretty sure that nobody here knows what the chart means in the top left and we just assume that when it moves he is lying. Glad they put it there anyway

[@johncox9868]

The sensors measure different things. Only two of them ever really moved, the one in the middle was when Mr Wahlberg moved his head and upper body too much. Another sensor moved. But, not erratically. Just asking a question can get some movement out of a sensor. I only saw two questions where his answer registered a mild response. Of those two, one seemed more of a reaction to the question because it was before he responded. The other was during his answer. Not enough to be an outright lie. But, probably indicated he was holding something back. At the end he admits he omitted something in one of his answers. I will let you all figure out for yourselves which question it was. :)

[@okktok]

John Cox yes but, what does this have to do with the original comment

[@johncox9868]

Carlos Jorge uhm, everything.

[@AS.02]

@@okktok you're dense asf

[@Jack_Stafford]

@@johncox9868 could you please tell us which question that was? It was frustrating to me that they didn't tell us anything about how to read the lie detector, so why show it if the common person has no idea what the information is? Like flash up the word " deceptive" or similar underneath it to help us understand it, I think the average person assumes every time a needle jumps it's a lie.

[@nwordpassifyousub2303]

Why was this so creepy. 👨🏿‍🎨

[@mmgel9432]

Sam Smith can you explain ur choice of emojis?

[@nwordpassifyousub2303]

mm gel honestly no I have no clue why I used this 👨🏿‍🎨

[@tobito5181]

Sam Smith oh yeah yeah

[@nwordpassifyousub2303]

Superkek oh yeah yeah

[@davidbosma8215]

background music and altering of the interviewers voice

[@mikeydal8460]

I love how they’re so serious over simple burger questions😂

[@Chubc2550100]

"Soooo...gonna drop a mixtape soon?" had me in tears lmao

[@NathanTG]

Lol normally... Interviewer: Did you do this? Subject: No With Mark.. Interviewer: did you do this? Mark: Well.. you see the thing is how or when and not did because it all started when, actually i think there was a time...

[@thefunnysmoke1526]

Haha

[@Sashik]

Maybe you should describe "lie" "truth" or something when he answer? Wtf are we looking at those pimples on the left? It doesn't say anything to the viewer.

[@P_Beard_5961]

Sashik Pro I think we’re meant to assume it’s a lie if the needles move lots (just based on movies) but polygraph tests are not reliable anyway. Even the police that used them admit they are useless and are more to get criminals that think it’s real to confess before having to take it

[@altarec123]

No, it tells you body respond, but doesn't tell you if someone is lying. Someone that have full control over his body or is a psycho could lie about his name, age and gender without making a single needle move.

[@ahmetgurkan3679]

It calculates the heart rate nothing more.Best ones look at the eyeballs but they still suck

[@klannstyle]

The vanity thinks is good to troll... also, even they don't know how to interpret it. Its just a scam that fooled some people at the beginning. Now, this detector is useless. I think it's purpose was to collect information for other things they've built upon the research of that. But there are people that are scared about this scam ;-)

[@danmar007]

Sashik Pro You can easily check how a polygraph works to find out. You're on the best site to do that.

[@Gavin4Freeman]

so were not gonna talk about the fact the lie detector said hes a spy?

[@jesperrutstrom9008]

Literally everybody is talking about that.

[@jagerfromgsg945]

So we think he’s a spy because no one here actually knows how to read a polygraph.

[@YellinHelenP]

Plus, it's not hard to fake a lie. He holds his breath when asked the question. He wants to appear as a spy. He knows how to play the game. Plus, by giving us the sense of him possibly being a spy gives him a moment of machismo that he loves.

[@Noregret]

Gav!n if he is a spy, then you should not believe what he answered because they got trained to pass that machine.

[@alondor8157]

If you jokingly tell a lie. It doesn't always trigger the machine. The machine detects nervousness basically. Him saying "I know people in musad, haha :)" Is likely not gonna do much effect, especially if he knows himself it's not true.

[@goodfornothing1231]

Mark: _enters the room_ Machine: *"Oh, Hi Mark"*

[@youthee8367]

Mark Wahlberg: How am I doin Buddy? Buddy: Yes.

[@HandleThiSS88]

"Have you ever blinded a Vietnamese man?" ...

[@Anth230]

Lmao.....

[@vinnyvidivici]

.....

[@arturomontes5884]

"Partially.." lol

[@dojoguamboy1762]

Always too soon

[@spreadthelove77]

The correct answer would be no, he did not. The man in question (Johnny Trinh) admitted he was already blinded before the assault in a grenade attack during the Vietnam war. Fact.

[@davidjames-cameron617]

All you have to do to pass a lie detector test is remain super super calm. There were actually classes back in the day on how to beat them

[@spreadthelove77]

David James-Cameron Ted Bundy and Gary Ridgway both passed the tests.

[@erasports7]

Yeah I wonder why they continue using these pseudoscientific machines

[@jachimpilgrim945]

David James-Cameron or just learn how to slow your heart rate down or drink alot of soursop leaf tea

[@elijahdiablo7310]

Or on the test questions step on a sharp object in shoe to spark heat rate so when you lie in normal questions your heart rate seems normal

[@LonewolfeE5]

@@erasports7 it's a psychological thing. If you have something to hide you stress even correct answers. All they need to do is pysch you out n you're done.

[@SupaJaJa0_0]

Interviewer: are you an agent of the Israeli government Mark: I have affiliates in Musad, yes Interviewer: haha.. good one mark Mark: 😐 *(Awkward silence)*

[@yairshpiler4501]

Haha

[@paulocasagrandegodolphim8203]

Yeaaah, what was that about? 😐😐😐

[@Xzsh-ol9jg]

Why does this dude sound like he is being interrogated by the CIA

[@JasmineSurrealVideos]

I noticed something. When Mark was asked if he was going to be taking a lie detector test, he said I am already taking it, that's smart, he's correcting the questioner, asserting control. It's almost like he'd got himself very calm at least on the surface for this. Different to the other actors who've taken this, he's probably taken it before or genned up on it. He seems unnaturally controlled. The graph showed he was lying though at some points, it wasn't straight.

[@karmaink775]

Took this test like a boss! That bottom needle was dead steady 99% of the time. Marky Mark is a badass!

[@GreyCrowe]

"I'm a peacock captain! You gotta let me fly!" - best Mark Wahlberg quote

[@Brian_Crow]

Interviewer: "Have you ever been involved in acts of espionage?" Mark: "No." Polygraph: "lies!"

[@MsNoPixel]

John the lie detector guy, I love him! I find it so funny how absolutely everyone uses him for lie detector videos to the point he’s known as the KZbin lie detector guy lol Rip to Johns real life PI/Lie Detector Career now he’s the YT guy lol

[@gavinwykes3683]

He was in Shane’s video

[@leann4265]

Seriously! 😂 every youtuber has used him now. Shane, Tana, Vlog Squad.. so many

[@hekee4175]

Hasnt faze clan used it too

[@ryanbigmack9432]

“Say hi to your mother for me” is in one of your best films !! Four Brothers !!

[@joshuahubbard7300]

It may have been in that, but more recently it was in "Mile 22". not too hard to google it man.

[@Baesicc]

Do you remember him in The Big hit? That’s when I became a fan

[@makkumo]

Is no one gonna talk about the guy doing the test... isn’t he the one Shane Used for his video.. HE HAS MADE IT IN THE INDUSTRY!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@laurarings2348]

I WAS THINKING THAT FOR THE ENTIRE TIME! I'M SO PROUD OF HIM, HE HAS MADE IT!

[@lkthree7777]

He’s in a lot of videos he’s been made it

[@haleighjay2411]

He’s one of the top in the world he was paid to be in Shane’s videos.

[@rmtrainer7]

I was looking for this comment! I noticed too! He looks snazzy!

[@jeremywankerdonger9292]

He does most official polygraph tests bud.

[@nikkos34]

Paris ?! I wasnt expecting that one...

[@hmugrill]

I love when he barley smiles...

[@Kinobambino]

It wasnt even in the notes for the interviewer to ask if he was dropping a mixtape that was a question of pure passion.

[@Redeye2315]

When the spy agent question came up Lie Detector man: hol up

[@bennoplatteau8614]

I think if this was recorded with a potato the sound quality would be better.

[@brinahealy942]

BEST REPLY EVA!!!

[@JohnnyRei]

Matt Damon and Mark Whalberg don't look remotely similar.

[@masonxavier973]

Your joking right?

[@Dragoncoolboll1]

Mason? they don't

[@JohnnyRei]

It's not my joking.

[@Dragoncoolboll1]

Was going to say something about his grammar too, but it felt like a shot below the belt

[@gerRule]

I used to always mix them up

[@veggigoddess]

It's so weird, I've never looked at he or Matt and thought they looked alike.

[@maestroawesome4085]

me too, they look nothing alike

[@khalilreid6741]

He looks more like Paul walker

[@InvestBetter.]

"Is (Will Ferrell) as funny off screen as he is on screen?" "Yes." "Do you remember anything he's said?" "No."

[@emilyplante5427]

We need a Leonardo DiCaprio lie detector test!!!!

[@spikeyarmidillos5986]

So you gonna drop a mixtape tho ?

[@jacobandersen6075]

SpikeyArmidillos 😂😂😂

[@patf8845]

It's hilarious how he asks "is that true" after he says something.

[@rafaelakarhino8273]

*Lie detector test takes a Mark Wahlberg*😂😂😂

[@1rralphh1]

He’s taking shallow breaths and looks worried calm down bro 😂 the Matt Damon part had me dying 😂

[@geemag7647]

Very Informative and COOL to see Mark Wallbreg saying that he acts as Matt Damon just to not complicate the matter further of a small amount of people who get Matt and him mixed up.

[@tonimarie1220]

NEVER STOP THESE VANITY FAIR

[@seangeraghty4]

"Have you ever beaten an old Vietnamese man until he was blind?"

[@Oof-hm8vn]

He was already blind but he did beat him

[@seangeraghty4]

@@Oof-hm8vn you're a brainwashed liar. Shut up.

[@chasem3117]

He would say no and it would say he wasn’t lying. Because he didn’t blind him.

[@sfiv1987]

Have you ever taken any form of anabolic steroids?

[@guitarmatt0867]

@@sfiv1987 yes, I have.

[@johnredberg]

"Do you think I have the creepiest voice you've ever heard and are wondering right now if I enjoy eating human flesh?" -- "Noohh..." KA-BOOOOOMMMM machine explodes.

[@valentinejeremiah9977]

He is calm af and that's the key. The key is to elevate your heart rate and he did that excellently.

[@hiropazar613]

He twitches his fingers when he answered he knows how to cheat it lol

[@A.Rahman..]

The transformers answer was great.

[@wilbertjamodovar323]

Do the Trump Family...

[@TheLatinGQ]

the machine would explode!

[@Tdow56]

Ask HRC

[@lovebggggg]

Right. Haha

[@cauchemar479]

😬

[@milagrolazo]

WILBERT ALMODOVAR thank you! I was waited in video ,someone say in mark instagram comments that mark could be Donald trump supporter I think someone say his questions it look he ingore

[@killerblingxbl]

Mark is trying not to laugh the entire time hahaha

[@TontoEpstein]

Odd, no question, "Have you ever taken anabolic steroids for a movie role?" The machine might have exploded.

[@floridaontop5164]

4:52 y did the interviewer have to ask him if he's gonna drop a mixtape soon like that 😂

[@probablynotabigtoe9407]

I’m more street than Matt Damon.... what’s your favorite city, Paris... real street bro lmao

[@melquizedec]

Paris is tough man! Rats cook your meal over there!

[@Boruh_Leibman]

Paris is dangerous city! Really.

[@shadygaming6523]

have you seen paris?

[@rombed8312]

so he's not street cause of his favortie city? logic

[@Justinlifts365]

wear a kippah and walk around lmao

[@Formerfuego]

4:15 Lmao "Say hi to your mother for me" is something Andy Samberg would say when he'd do impressions of Mark on SNL.

[@callmekobean2]

Andrew X he had that line a couple times in his most recent movie mile 22

[@Sh4dy313]

It was also in 4 brothers

[@heyitskaif4411]

He’s so calm and serious he really is suited for the Bourne role 😂

[@813LoneWolf]

I wonder if they follow protocols like telling the person the questions before using the lie detector. Since if they don't, some questions would cause some shock which would give out inaccurate readings.

[@ethanbaker4156]

I like how they think I know how to read a polygraph test

[@be3210]

Polygraph tests are device or procedure that measures and records several physiological indicators such as blood pressure, pulse, respiration, and skin conductivity while a person is asked and answers a series of questions. When the sticks move side to side fast, that indicates they are telling a lie. However, polygraph tests arent admissible in court because they are not always 100% accurate

[@iamapokerface8992]

@@be3210 ok

[@tjyxo]

should've asked questions about his past and how he feel about the stuff he did

[@Deviant69]

what did he do?

[@two-face1041]

ilovefood hit a few people and said a few words to people because of their races and he regrets it

[@emilynelson5985]

Beat a Vietnamese guy blind in one eye with a stick while shouting racist epithets

[@luf4rall]

"Trinh, now a married father reveals he actually lost eye before attack when he served alongside US forces fighting Communists in South Vietnam" The guy forgave him and it was widely misreported that Mark blinded him.

[@cauchemar479]

That’s too controversial for them I think

[@MrMologog]

"Are you an agent of the isreali government" Wahlburg, fairly confidently- "I have affiliates in the massad, yes" Zero spike whatsoever on the polygraph, on any needle. Interviewer, nervously laughing- "Ha, good one mark" "Have you been involved in acts of espionage" Wahlburg, sighing and swallowing - "No" Massive continuous spiking on the graph, the practitioner looking expectantly towards Wahlburg. Wahlburg, with a croak in his tone- "You're feeling a little bit uncertain there my friend"

[@oneilleiba3143]

" sooh u gona drop a mix tape soon" had me rolling for some reason....

[@Slblohme]

7:03 Mom: Why is your brother crying? Me:

[@imalittleconfused]

I like how calm and alert he seems.

[@98bocinas]

4:50 I saw him in Shane Dawson's video

[@chiyolovely1640]

Sofia Flores yeahhh me too 🙌

[@Rune77]

Yea, he's a popular lie detector guy in LA.

[@cauchemar479]

lol Shane’s video is in my recommended

[@iamturtleneck]

He’s also on BuzzFeed.

[@mariem2311]

And the dolan twins video

[@radiatedsheep]

Lol the way that one guy reacted to the espionage thing

[@davidoman4133]

But he looks nothing like Matt Damon

[@kingreece903]

His accent as good as mine *MACHINE SHAKES UNCONTROLLABLY* And that’s a fact. 🤣

[@xspirits2947]

‘do you eat wahlburgers’ nice question

[@janine2957]

OMG THE LIE DETECTOR MAN IS THE ONE SHANE USES IN HIS VIDEOS LMAO, GLAD YOU ARE DOING GREAT DAVE (I think he was called Dave)

[@mallorystandrick1335]

janine i was just gonna say this and the vlog squad lol

[@jessyncust76]

Yes he's been on there shows too

[@pvp214]

Ive just noticed the longer you stare at someone a different feeling you get, i can't explain it, they look different

[@musicalover4eva110]

The man behind the polygraph machine is the same guy that did the lie detector test with the Try Guys!

[@nickdow7020]

C W and David Dobrik

[@AwesomeMan2696]

he is the same polygraph guy on almost every youtube video out there

[@alex1695lopez]

" Have you ever been involved in acts of espionage?" Polygraph moves. Lie detector guy looks at him with pure fright. "You're looking nervous there my guy"

[@arturomontes5884]

"I'm a peacock!.. you gotta let me fly?.."

[@sarahproudrottiemom1473]

This makes me so uncomfortable.

[@noneyabusiness7747]

Well im about to make you more uncomfortable. Wanna go out on a date? I give good foot rubs.

[@noahfranklin1211]

Noneya Business u think that uncomfortable well check dis out

[@noahfranklin1211]

Noneya Business me u and Sarah h we gonna meet up and hook up maybe have some fun with fruit or skittles or maybe even vegetables I have it already warmed up and set up in the basement

[@dorfinn2196]

I was gonna try but the competition too fierce.

[@Leon-wf3xf]

Now I want to take the test. This is awesome. Mark = boss status!!!

[@taliyahclarke3799]

He is creepy the way he talks it’s weird But I love this guy

[@Kibitzer9]

Taliyah Clarke Actors are the best liars. They pretend for a living.

[@pingpongbob8557]

fresh B he’s nice

[@kisshaddad8086]

He’s probably nervous in case he gets asked about his racist past

[@Nemoticon]

Most psychologists agree that there is little evidence that polygraph tests can accurately detect lies.... but people believe in it so much, it's actually their anxiety and their body language that gives them away.

[@Impredetti]

*_before i watch this i'm going to look for mark wahlberg being a robot comments_*