Phoebe Waller-Bridge Explains a Typical British Day | Vanity Fair

[@Jean_Genie]

'Everyone's asking "Are you alright?" with a kind of panicked look in their eyes because they can't really say what their real emotions are'...yep, pretty accurate London behaviour

[@ChopperLang]

Also, they're desperately afraid someone's going to answer truthfully.

[@hannahjsatterlee]

@robertp.3351what do u mean

[@mt_gox]

@@hannahjsatterlee r u ok hannah?

[@lewis7515]

@@mt_gox Lol.

[@CatoHdez.]

Yesss hahahah so accurate

[@margaux9633]

THE FOX "I love you - it will pass" forever in my heart ❤️

[@friendoffrancis]

It's so true about the foxes! On my second trip to London, I saw one headed down the street at 2am with an apple in its mouth. Dude looked like he owned the place 😂

[@leylarustamova]

this is now the 1001st reason I want to visit London

[@CayisRguez]

omg, I just catch the Priest fear. I thought that he has an irrational fear of foxes, but it's just a normal London thing.

[@kaspermigi9456]

Effortlessly humorous

[@fireflyuk]

I feel the need to point out that probably 99.8% of us Brits do not sound like this

[@chse13]

what you'd sound like then? i mean which bits of phoebe u don't sound like?

[@xoxoFRHxoxo]

@@chse13I’m American, so I could be wrong, but he probably meant most Brits don’t sound so painfully posh in comparison. To be fair, she is an actress and has probably been trained to speak this way.

[@TooGood4Gamesv1]

@@xoxoFRHxoxo Definitely was not trained to talk that way lol, people do talk like that in the UK, but like the initial comment states, percentage of someone actually talking like that is very low in population comparison. In the UK there are around 40 different accents although being a small country (minus the high population despite small land mass)

[@rickfairfax9631]

I’d guess quite a few Americans think that Brits all do sound like that because they don’t distinguish anything between Cockney and the Queen unless they’re an American who spends a lot of time watching British TV and movies.

[@freja201]

@@xoxoFRHxoxo i don't think this is about her being an actress, but her family is posh in general. her wikipedia bio page is kinda crazy lol

[@richardmiller4841]

"Heat: the oracle of truth in this country". The sarcasm is so dry, I worry that non-Brits won't get it.

[@Clipzilla42]

I mean who would believe that she is unironically touting the validity of an obvious tabloid lmao

[@Manhatten212]

Hi there. American here. Not to worry. We are fluent in sarcasm be it ever so dry. Sleep well. Cheers!

[@emmasol523]

I mean I look at the cover story and got it.

[@TheNefastor]

@@Clipzilla42 indeed. It's the most basic, lowest hanging fruit kind of sarcasm I could think of. I had been led to believe that she's a comedian. I was expecting Monty Python or Yes Minister, or even Benny Hill. She's so much more bland and boring I'd have more fun looking at beige paint.

[@derrickstorm6976]

We get it, it's just so lame

[@manicpixiememegirl_]

the violent flashbacks i got to fleabag s2 when she mentioned the fox

[@yvanbaquir8950]

I thought she'd tell the fox that he went that way

[@hayleylucido6799]

she is so naturally funny i love her

[@TheNefastor]

What was the funny part, exactly ?

[@asahk7419]

@@TheNefastor The joke about your bike getting stolen which she didn't forget about even if she told it at three different times during the day

[@TheNefastor]

@@asahk7419 I don't see how that's funny in any way shape or form.

[@asahk7419]

@@TheNefastor that is because you have no sense of humour. Hope that helps.

[@santanu-fr]

@@TheNefastor you can't see because it's not funny.

[@lewis7515]

I just *_love_* how Phoebe Waller-Bridge's conception of, "A typical British day", is exclusively limited to what might be the average day in Kensington and Chelsea, Richmond upon Thames, and, um, yah: Wandsworth.....

[@xmaoi]

They have Hula Hoops, Wetherspoons and Jaffa Cakes outside of those places.

[@lewis7515]

@@xmaoi Of *_course_* - such as Westminster, Hammersmith & Fulham, and, um, yah: Greenwich.....

[@Random84530]

Yeah... your average person isn't spending the night at the theater, those tickets are expensive.

[@laneythelame]

This girl has such charisma!!!

[@Sheridan2LT]

SHE'S MAGICAL I LOVE HERRRRR--

[@ejkalegal3145]

Charisma? She has all the charisma of a toilet tissue, post wipe.

[@Old-School-Liberal]

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[@payt01]

In the same way that potatoes just exude charisma.. Not to mention Brussel sprouts!

[@soijustlistenedto...]

4:25 "Will you be long? I just wanna get a packet of Hula Hoops" I'm just a simple person, I see PWB content, I click. Love her, always.

[@sarahgbrand]

this was so darn entertaining

[@athena854]

And here I thought I was the only one grieving for the Pret crayfish and rocket😢

[@JaneNewAuthor]

I'm a fan since seeing her on Graham Norton's show. So funny, and so cool. ❤

[@MusicJunky3]

One takes ones own Martini to the theater doesn't one ? One carries the glasses and one hides the bottle in the overcoat and be the envy of the rest of the audience ! Cheers !

[@loudgrape28]

Did not know that Clue is called Cluedo in the UK

[@PhoebeWaller-Bridge]

Thanks my super fan. Where are you

[@Leila2023_]

that's the first time I have ever heard a brit say 'the 4 o'clock cup of tea' ... we don't have a specific time for tea in England we just drink tea all day. it's france that they have the 4 o'clock thing.

[@chelseapoet3664]

It's also a very posh people thing.

[@tigerlillysbookcorner4492]

Phoebe drinking Yorkshire tea, a woman of culture I see. Love her so much

[@evilchunkycat]

I only counted two cups of tea. Shocking behaviour. I'd be spitting feathers all day.

[@glimmerin_by_theswimminpool]

ahhhh I LOVE YOUR PHOEBE

[@ofthenearfuture]

Phoebe is iconic... but Rich Tea > Digestive

[@hotmonkeyfilms]

🦊 Loved listening to her describe things. Now I'm off to my local Irish Grocery THE BUTCHER BLOCK in Sunnyside, Queens NY to pick up some Yorkshire Tea Gold, Jaffa Cakes, Scampi Crisps, Hula Hoops, and Freddos.

[@sharmilapaul1200]

re: the caramel filled candies, she's talking about the caramello koala! another quintessential cadbury staple :)

[@not.gracey]

i've missed her

[@TheNefastor]

I wish I did.

[@vivw3654]

A day in London is two hours in New York.

[@catchmeifyoucan1095]

‘Such a big ear’ 😂😂😂😂

[@samanthab1923]

I never noticed that birthmark before 1:02

[@jarelllevingston7882]

Which one?

[@staredwards268]

She usually parts her hair on the other side.

[@samanthab1923]

@@jarelllevingston7882 Forehead

[@samanthab1923]

@@staredwards268 Oh thanks

[@jarelllevingston7882]

@@samanthab1923 it’s her trademark. I’m surprised anyone can just now be noticing 😂

[@ChanningWearsSunscreen]

Three olives. Brava Phoebe

[@sheseemsnice]

I loved this! ♥️

[@TheLegendaryMovieCritic]

Phoebe Waller-Bridge needs to be in the new Clue movie!

[@satansprguy2864]

Yeah as the first victim 🤣

[@chucknorris2418]

Anything she's involved in is doomed so if they are making a new Clue I hope they keep her as far away as possible

[@justinbrovenick3023]

charming. the iconic clue game is called cluedo in england? no, i will not have that.

[@mauddouglasa]

Yes, I am her Squirrel.

[@jorgynnn]

gosh i love phoebe so much! she’s incredibly insightful and naturally hilarious. such an inspiration❤️🤟

[@frankenschande]

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[@jorgynnn]

@@frankenschande whatever lowlife, you sound like a miserable person lol

[@CaptainJeoy]

I just love this woman

[@علي-ش7ث8ب]

This is NOT a typical British day.

[@jacquesmesrine8031]

A pint a chaser and a pack o scampi fries mate! Had no idea London fannies were into them as well, thats northern/ Scottish

[@harwwy]

i love herrrrrrr😩😩

[@neilmcdonald9164]

Yes,RIP Crayfish Sandwich 🎩

[@Vee_of_the_Weald]

She’s on point!

[@unon735]

Phoebe-Waller Bridge❤

[@RainyDayYoga]

The fact that she did not pull out a pack of chocolate hobnobs is frankly offensive

[@hoppytoad79]

She needs to do more segments on English life

[@kekacrabby]

I love her!

[@peacelovekindness]

She just wanted a free martini 😆

[@Entertainment-os4ig]

Frisson!!!

[@mayabaker6020]

not the fox 😭😭😭

[@josh0717]

so enjoyable!!

[@drinkbleach4845]

SHES BACK!!

[@enulyraunaj]

also yorkshire gold > regular yorkshire

[@dango9786]

"24:00 GMT"

[@scarlettmoore4471]

i’m in love with her

[@Nushka23]

Typical brits would not dare use oat milk in tea.

[@PaulSmith-mt8xw]

Love this lady

[@Claraxd123454321]

I really did believe that the oyster card was to buy oysters easily

[@arislabra3929]

Lovely!

[@DevauneRatteray]

Spot On!!

[@DanielleA2023]

She's is phenomenally insightful intelligent and Funny❤

[@adelaferreira4575]

Beside being so talented she has the most beautiful speaking voice ,thanks beautiful !

[@zenyattafgc]

Masculine voice you mean

[@chuu3142]

@@zenyattafgc ? her voice is very feminine

[@zenyattafgc]

@@chuu3142 If you insist Sir.

[@katerynasupranovych1898]

Phoebe's just a pure treasure ❤

[@KizzMyAbs]

Yeah so plz somebody rebury her deep in a deep hole never to be found ever again.

[@valentinasak7381]

😢 2:43 i feel you😮

[@EliteNormie]

why are there so many dislikes? 10k likes and 6k dislikes? what's going on there?

[@thomasjones7323]

Didn't even go to greggs 😂

[@Tracydot3]

I really want to go to London. It seems like such a cool city and I love British accents.

[@castelodeossos3947]

Given that native Brits are now a minority in London, most people in London now have English as a second or third language.

[@whiteknight6470]

You will regret going to London for the rest of your life, it's full of muslims and africans, the Britishness that she is portraying doesn't exist. All you will see in Londonistan is illegal immigrants

[@peaceLove1988]

​@@castelodeossos3947You obviously never been to London in fact you probably never been anywhere.

[@ejkalegal3145]

​@castelodeossos3947 Yeah you've never been to London or England. Muppet.

[@mr.andrew_andrew]

appreciate you for saying accents plural!

[@ReadingswithDebbie]

Scampi Fries - awesome!!!!

[@terryarrow702]

Love Phoebe. She’s hilarious. And those scampi fries are so delicious.

[@daveturner4134]

Mix them with a packet of pork scratchings, and you have surf n turf!

[@ZXC5000]

Phoebe is gorgeous

[@ginoregalado3191]

she looks so fantastic😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

[@Wraith-Knight]

i got booted off a bus because those nut jobs don't take money anymore the driver was "go buy a ticket off that machine" me n my pregnant friend got off to get a ticket n he drove off the second we got off the only nice guy i saw in London was a very nice homeless guy who gave us perfect directions to our hotel well worth giving him all my change

[@stewartkingsley]

Yep, London is not all milk and honey. It's fine to visit, but I could never live there.

[@lilslope1974]

So they call them Boris Bikes

[@---df5sr]

As if she goes to pubs. She actually means posh London “mock pubs”

[@margaretgaskin4928]

She said Wetherspoons. Hardly posh.

[@eluv7284]

Brits love her so much she should stay out there and never come back. We will miss her no doubt BUT dang it the Brits deserve her more than we do! 😁

[@hollysaunders2052]

Caramel on the inside you're thinking of a Taz not Freddo!

[@claudstertube]

Anyone else spotted the hot priest on the Cluedo box?

[@elainemackie1431]

😂😂😂not typical in Scotland

[@grainnegowen5758]

A joyous human

[@GothicaBeauty]

Say what? Speak for yourself love but this isn’t how most of us Brits spend our day!!

[@TheNefastor]

Plus I seriously doubt she's taking the tube or the bike. She must have heard some interns talk about it.

[@marioluizdesa]

Why do Brits love so much tea and apparently not coffee?

[@graceperry2623]

Speaking for myself, (I'm 74), I was given tea as a child. We basically only drank milky tea, or water, perhaps milk if we had enough, coffee was expensive and hard to come by. But would you give a child coffee? So, it's in my veins, tea.

[@skindred1888]

They do ...?

[@zaddyholmes6735]

She was thinking of a Caramello Koala, I believe.

[@mattburt703]

So, is this what they would call "cheeky"?

[@JamesJoyce12]

sheesh - it is like she is masticating her words before expelling them in bite-size clumps - do all British women sound like that

[@catalinaa766]

I do haha and FYI the term British is a bit vague because that includes Scottish, Irish, Welsh and English people. But yes a large chunk of English people do have her accent especially in the south/south east of England.

[@skooshy621]

I don't ha ha.

[@cowanb65]

She is so amazing. I must become British asap.

[@imlazyatthemoment]

love herrrrrrr

[@valvrj]

Sipping tea and talking non-sense. Plus complaining about the weather.

[@Dengee]

Do people in England/London really say "cheerio"?!? I think I've only heard it in movies or t.v.😊

[@ismailabk9068]

What kind of next VF vids would you like to see?

[@stonepasta5296]

Something went terribly wrong in the process when she was made.

[@dominiqueeden]

Curly Wurlys. PWB was thinking of Curly Wurlys not Freddos.

[@bijanlove8000]

I HAVE MISSED HER

[@14caz68]

Hint to tourists … Do NOT buy the Oyster cards.

[@tpiety]

Why not?

[@polinai5754]

It's perfect ❤ I'm a rare KZbin quest, but here for this amazing woman 🎉

[@KizzMyAbs]

Congratulations on your quest for cringe. You’ve found what you’re looking for

[@javierburgos7]

So basically alcoholics who get pissed every day pretending to be savants by going to the theater every once in a while

[@203207ab]

so very hot looking. I don't know why anyone would complain at all.

[@kevinryan4857]

She's BRILL ❗

[@aaronjennings8385]

Makes Brittain seem interesting.

[@davidcashin1894]

Yaay Col Mustard!

[@we_run_the_house]

That's amazing! Let's stay in touch.

[@ritacasaverde]

Sad people love to hate on her AND then come to KZbin to increase the count of comments hating on her 😂. That’s like the best joke. Loved the video.

[@sandro11235]

Does anyone know the name of the music at 2:52

[@catalinaa766]

Open Water by Franz Gordon🤍

[@sandro11235]

@@catalinaa766 Thanks so much!!

[@darkerthanblue9]

😍😍😍