Vanquish Review: The Cover-BASED Shooter

Gears of War is cover-based? More like cover-CRINGE. Move over old man, I've got a game about going fast and asking questions later. What was the story about? Who cares! I had a lot of fun sliding around with my rocket thighs.
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00:00 Intro
00:46 Premise
01:33 Technical Fixes (or lack thereof, thankfully)
02:04 Art Style and Environments
02:58 Sound Design
03:35 Gameplay
05:33 Conclusion
05:50 fast credits because the video is short lol
#vanquish #review

[@UncleBalthasarGelt]

The world wasn't ready for this game. I really hope we get a sequel one day.

[@Figgulini]

Don't worry, your channel will explode soon. I just found you and your content is amazing, nearly as good as MandaloreGaming or SsethTzeentach. Keep up the great work.

[@Toastoffire100]

Thanks :)

[@balbarard4041]

basically as good as, cmon

[@EJFreelancer]

Probably should have left a comment five or six vids ago, but you’ve become my newest binge channel after the algorithm fed me your TW3 review. I hope the eldritch gods in charge of KZbin get you out to more viewers, because this channel is great.

[@Toastoffire100]

Thank you :)

[@Algenpesto]

You're pumping out high quality vids like it's nothing! I hope you don't burn yourself out

[@Toastoffire100]

Yeah I'm perfectly fine at this rate of production. Might have to quit soon for financial reasons, but maybe I'll get picked up by the algorithm sooner or later ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@wizard-pirate]

@@Toastoffire100 Is that happening now? Sseth posted your name in the credits for his most recent video, so I think that was a good call to accept that gig as his editor. That brought me to watch whatever the main page of your channel had (I think it was Yakuza 7). I've been watching your backlog and have been very much enjoying your ADD-addled takes on games I'll never play (action / fps / soulslikes are not my thing), and some games that I want to play (just bought Earth Defense Force, it's so awful in a good way).

[@stuartmcgrath1340]

i discovered your channel from a smaller channel that was posting clips of your videos and after watching a few videos i think this might be one of my new fav channels out there

[@Toastoffire100]

That's just my second channel for posting random shit that I render off the timeline while working on videos. In retrospect I should've realized how good of a tool short form content is for bringing people in but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@stuartmcgrath1340]

@@Toastoffire100 the youtube shorts are being pushed pretty hard so you might be better off converting the clips channel to a shorts channel, the clips were funny enough to make me look for the main channel so its worked atleast once

[@AurelisGrendel]

For a filler video this was some good quality stuff. Came here through the Cruelty Squad review, binged everything and subbed. Looking forward to more content.

[@Toastoffire100]

Thank you 🙏 more soonish

[@beyondtrash2900]

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[@Toastoffire100]

Ok i think this is an exception to my "I genuinely love reading comments" rule, cause that shits pure PTSD lmao

[@beyondtrash2900]

@@Toastoffire100 anything for the algorithm

[@anon9469]

>jumps out of cover >blows a man's head off >refuses to elaborate >leaves

[@Toastoffire100]

Lmao

[@SilentSakura-]

This is like a mix of Titanfall 2, most cover based shooters, and a hearty snort of cocaine.

[@mZwerghamster]

Love it!! Only whishe dit to be like the Revengance video^^ Cant wait for the upcoming big thing~

[@Toastoffire100]

Yeah there wasn't really enough to talk about to warrant that kinda stop-and-riff style. Especially since the plot is almost identical to revengeance lol

[@koffi_duck]

I appreciate a lot having the game to represent mikami's work not being re4 but god hand

[@derphunk5338]

God Toastoffire is so funny I wish he was real

[@hpenvy1106]

"something stupid like a smiley face" 😃here you go, mate. Nice Video.

[@Wheezal578]

Decent gaming channel def subbing

[@CsabaGamings]

Funny how I wanted to play the shit out of this game long Time ago, and now i just remembered the game existed.

[@dimas3829]

Shadow the hegdgehog sidestory seems nice.

[@thor8606]

These reviews are so genuinely self-indulgent aswell as Actually genuine reviews. Never learn "proper transitions" they'll just hold you back c:

[@Toastoffire100]

I never did end up learning lol

[@larrybrandon1758]

This wasn’t bad at all, wishing there was a sequel because there was cliffhanger

[@julian0451]

ITS HERE. great job, man

[@gotinogaden]

I actually liked this games, because it reminds me of another alien shooter - on the PS1 - that was a favourite of mine at the time ("C-12: Final Resistance").

[@kode_2005]

Yoo mans back again!!

[@Tugboat119]

Good video Dad

[@tw7092]

fuck why does your gameplay look so much more fun than mine when I played

[@Toastoffire100]

Prolly all the amphetamines

[@dimas3829]

Nanomachines, son.

[@jayphilipps3904]

Hope we'll get a star sector review once you fully accept the SSeth tzeentach inside you

[@jayphilipps3904]

Yes i did edit this 10 times a o get the name right

[@Toastoffire100]

I only played that game cause of his video, I'd have nothing to add 😔

[@Toastoffire100]

It's ok I've already every misspelling and mangling of that name that's out there lol

[@Internoobs]

Your channel is good shit! Good comedy, audio quality is amazing and the editing is already top notch! As someone who LOVES watching these sort of game reviews you definitely found a place in the list of channels I will check religiously from now on. As others here said, with this quality and some luck with the youtube alogrithm you will soon grow big and take your righteous place on this side of the internet!

[@Toastoffire100]

Thanks a bunch 🙏 I have no fuckin idea what I'm doing in terms of audio engineering, so glad to see it's at least passable lol. My older videos have a lot of dumb mistakes on the front, but from what I can't tell, nobody really cares lol. I care because I have to listen to it the most, but still

[@Fake-ty7nr]

Great game. Great video 👍🏻🙋🏻‍♂️

[@bendy2421]

The most underrated Channel amazing video by the way

[@Toastoffire100]

🙏 thank you :)

[@teaqzd1881]

Another Great video, guess I’ll watch all of them

[@Toastoffire100]

My deception was a success then

[@swtorscrub3839]

That didn't take long to make public lol. Good video though!

[@Toastoffire100]

0 self-control 😩

[@copelanhollenbach981]

I shall watch this later and give my thoughts

[@copelanhollenbach981]

After much thought I have come to the conclusion that this was a worthwhile waste of time

[@Toastoffire100]

\_0_/ Woo yeah baby that's what I've been waitin for that's what it's all about 🐶\\0 Wooo

[@stooplights2192]

Banger

[@CouchCoop128]

'THE' Cover-BASED Shooter, its the planets best, no dispute

[@CouchCoop128]

defo gay Russians also, nice vid,

[@singtothesilence]

This channel is great - like Max0r (yeah I know I know) BUT actually comprehensible and not just a storm of ADHD exposure porn.

[@user-wl3ch8dm4s]

Sad if people would just give the game a chance we can get a part 2

[@kalebtewodros]

Jetstream Stan trademark

[@SmellyHippie156]

I'd like to see your opinion of "e.y.e. divine cybermancy" :)

[@Toastoffire100]

That's definitely one of the video games of all time. Ive never really considered making a video on it, seeing as manadalore's was so comprehensive. I might reconsider that, given that he's the one channel nobody's accused me of ripping off, despite him being my biggest influence lol

[@kuritho5903]

LOVE YOU

[@desire_to_die6333]

based new adhd reviewer

[@Toastoffire100]

Hey look someone who understands that I'm not ripping off one person or another, I just have a brain disorder

[@boomer1212]

😃😃😃

[@thijsbader4160]

Quality Stuff for a filler!

[@billyboleson2830]

Vanquish walked so Doom Eternal and Ultrakill could run

[@risaldar6925]

Literally a Ssethtzeentach knockoff, but.....I think that is a good thing? Wildly entertaining

[@user-qq9xu9le5u]

gud video algorithm-sama pls boost :)

[@redkingly]

This might be the best videogame review

[@shitfacejohnson4085]

I just noticed that I never commented on this Video despite watching it like at least 5 times (probably more) so here you go may the algorithm bless you 🙏

[@petemagnuson7357]

😀

[@stripert6413]

Bullet time is the only mechanic a shooter needs

[@billyboleson2830]

Tell that to Ultrakill

[@bd648]

This is a stupid good filler video. Gimmie more ways to interact with the algorithm. I'll do em

[@Toastoffire100]

My brother in Christ, I just saw your new Patreon pledge, I don't think 1 man can do anything more. Seriously though, thank you for that🙏 Can't wait to disappoint ya :^)

[@vikasvasudevan1244]

[@Hoarseplay]

The only thing you need to know about this game's story is that it ends with the US president Persona 3'ing herself because she was a corroborator in the Russian Death Star attack and doesn't want to be tried for high treason.

[@cabanaquatro6591]

Feed the algo Feed L I K E S & C O M ME N T S

[@softsebby]

femboy approved

[@apatheticattempt]

:)

[@FizzyMocha]

Something stupid like a smiley face Also Play Lobotomy Corporation

[@Toastoffire100]

I have; it's rlly scary 😳

[@FizzyMocha]

@@Toastoffire100 literally my favorite game of all time it’s so good

[@interesting7539]

here before 1mil sub

[@Toastoffire100]

You're like 20 years early lol

[@lightswitchy]

smiley face :)

[@bap3986]

Hey hey people

[@raymondbiskner6885]

Another motion-based shooter: WET

[@vladimirwatson1167]

:P

[@Integer_Overload]

Freaking love Vanquish it's so stupid😂

[@kvoe3591]

TG 44

[@simez111]

:p

[@phant0mdummy]

I hate when I find channels that lather themselves in sseth vibes. That is his thing, let him do it. Figure yourself out.

[@Toastoffire100]

My brother in christ, I am figuring myself out. The editing is the fun part for me, so I've been writing and narrating in a way to create opportunities for fun edits.

[@soniczion]

:)

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