[Vinesauce] Joel - Finnish Cottage Simulator ( Part 2 )

[@WilfredCthulu]

I hope the creator of this game weeps like a proud parent watching Joel go at it.

[@Waddledeeonredyoshi]

The behaviour of Joel's player character in-universe would deserve to be studied in a lab

[@lucasottens8506]

So we now know what would happen to Joel locked up in a cabin in the Finnish woods. He'd go batshit insane, grilling indoors and trying to kill mosquitos with a guitar.

[@LesNouvelle-Angleterreur]

He tries to kill wasps in Sweden with guitars- its just our good ol uncle Jobel

[@kaizerdeath12]

Joel basically becomes a Stephen King story by the end

[@Indycoone]

I've never seen a grown adult more entertained by a barbeque

[@roymarshall_]

GONNA SMOKE ME A FATTY BRISKET

[@dariusfadavi7188]

*greel*

[@lithium444]

Joel is not ready for multiplayer, it will be a bald man bloodbath

[@FranciumBoron]

Like Hitman.

[@rustydean772]

I'm ready for more jumping on the bed

[@danielvandersloot543]

I told your mom you were jumping on the bed and she said ''I do it too'' wtf does that mean

[@annina134]

18:42 that is a mosquitoe repellant. It's shaped as a spiral, you put it on fire and it starts to give off smoke.

[@Dionf1998]

Joel's Ghostbusters album now has a movie adaptation

[@DracoHandsome]

26:45 This is a case of culture clash. In English, we distinguish "Scandinavia" (Sweden, Norway, Denmark) from "the Nordic Countries" (Scandinavia + Finland, Iceland, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Åland). Most Swedes only recognize _Norden_ which refers to the Nordic Countries. 27:38 A loyalty agreement is a unique offering from the real estate company Þórkatla. It is _not_ straight-up a free residence: 1. You can't stay overnight in the house. 2. You still pay for utilities. 3. There's an upfront cost of 30,000 ice dollars, which is ~$215 US or ~2,390 moose coins. It's basically a slightly more livable storage unit.

[@Parzivle]

HACKIN WHACKIN CHOPPIN THAT MEAT

[@riqzee946]

Bro how does he keep somehow managing not to get mauled by bear. I feel like other people constantly get attacked by them.

[@nintendo_dringus]

He spent soooooooooooooooooooo long getting that lighter fluid. Then drinks a whole bottle at the shop directly after buying it, and then after every time he uses the 2nd bottle on the grill, he puts the lid on and then takes the lid off again and then throws it on the floor and you can see it spilling out LMAO. Then he starts DRINKING IT AGAIN 😂

[@abraxaskabrakas6098]

legit made me cry T. T

[@OG_MrRubberDucky]

jobel on his way to try putting lawnmower on a boat knowing full well it will end the same way as the moped.

[@MrMENOVA]

OMFG you shot that poor old lady. Now you have to shoot everybody else.

[@samditto]

Spoilers

[@mandrac2]

finish man grill himself to death then come back to life and turn aforementioned grill into non-baryonic matter

[@chrono817]

Jack's 8 inch white zock Simulator

[@KleinGoddy]

Its not a Crackhouse, its a Crackhome.

[@thoomish3556]

There are literally pike on my property that I have gone swimming in the river with, and I have never heard of any 'pike attacks' in my LIFE. Either joel knows of a mortal danger I don't or that was not real at all 😂

[@4rumani]

pike attacks are as real as it gets

[@4rumani]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linear_B

[@Baddaby]

@@thoomish3556 they're named after a weapon after all

[@TehVulpez]

1:56:30 GRANDMA HAS DIED

[@mandai2]

😭

[@Zoloft_100_mg]

*Steam achievement* (I guess)

[@roymarshall_]

Finally I can have sex in Minecraft

[@cirno6017]

Genuine psychopath. The grandma was innocent.

[@vrapbrap]

She was old and her heart was bald

[@OG_MrRubberDucky]

cooked the grandma 😭

[@JoeKenyon]

A genuine cycle path

[@Baddaby]

He was just warming her up

[@HonneTheFinnicHeathen]

Oh, thanks for the spoilers. 🤦

[@fallencyano9015]

absolutely unhinged beat in this one

[@2riiTuri]

Vargskeleton John, He grills and he kill.

[@sirdonut1395]

gonna fight that chat member who said "come to saskatchewan". no one should go there ever. //extremely lighthearted and joking

[@premiumvoy]

would you say that chat member should just... fugget about it?

[@gingerbreadlemonzest024]

​@@premiumvoy please 😂

[@robopuffy]

havent even watched the video but the comments are talking about pike so it's gotta be good

[@beluv]

I think Joel pretty much mowed that lawn 10 times over with the haphazard path he was taking.

[@Zoloft_100_mg]

1:25 PERKELEEN RUOTSI

[@Xragon]

Thank you for streaming more of this fever dream

[@terslok]

thenk u hoel for providing us with video

[@Baddaby]

@@terslok thank yu jöoel for moving pictures

[@WeirdBrainGoo]

I'm surprised he wasn't just like I'm not gonna run out of space. It'll be fine.

[@bloxyman22]

Why does it not occur to him to try his own car when he is literally standing right beside it?

[@destroyer252]

Still hasn't occurred to you that Joel's brain stopped developing when he turned 13?

[@merkebrae]

Glad to see that John Vinesauce enjoys the Finnish way of life.

[@reverentpsycho]

jortel

[@merkebrae]

i need to see your bald

[@rato_ch]

1:17:46 Joel discovered the soul of the video " cortador de grama voando ao som do jornal nacional "

[@ltamasia]

isso é um dos, se não o, melhor vídeo de toda cultura brasileira.

[@mjetektman9313]

Jorcional Nacional

[@Baddaby]

​@@mjetektman9313 Nanal Jocional

[@mjetektman9313]

@@Baddaby eu tive a estúpida ideia de fazer um mix de gemidão do zapi com a música do Jornal Nacional depois de ler teu comentário e vai ser a primeira coisa que vou fazer quando chegar em casa KKKJKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[@mjetektman9313]

@@Baddaby eu tive a estúpida ideia de fazer um mix de gemidão do zapi com a música do Jornal Nacional depois de ler teu comentário e vai ser a primeira coisa que vou fazer quando chegar em casa KKKJKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[@HonneTapža]

On the radio you can actually hear the broadcasters talking about mythical Mankila creatures such as killer pike and moose-pike.

[@Standenanian]

"got my barbeque shooes on" is such an innocuous statement, but it implies something so hilariously unhinged

[@minekush1138]

Everything is edible atleast once

[@Snapphat]

this game is releasing the inner finn of joel: drinks lighter fuel takes a moped to a local shop to buy more runs through the forest after his moped runs out of fuel drinks a bunch of beers lights up a grill inside his cottage eats two sausages before throwing the said grill in to the lake drunk drives his boat across the lake invades his neighbours cottage in the middle of the night to mow his lawn and steals the mower tries to set a random granny on fire

[@XylitoI]

Pikes may be predator fish but they are very cautious and are not very likely to attack a human dozens of times their size. It occasionally happens (they may bite once and then come to the conclusion you're too big to eat) but it's kind of like being struck by lightning; there's ways to increase the odds of it but it's very rare. Parents or other older relatives telling kids scary stories so they stay away from any body of water they could drown in makes perfect sense though. Pike is also very delicious, a mild and subtle taste that fits in lots of foods. It's just kind of a pain to eat because it has tons of tiny bones in it.

[@xenogorwraithblade2538]

I played Valheim a lot with my homie for a good couple months. The most fun I ever had with that game was with combat mods and enchanted equipment. And the weed mod. Viking with an acres wide pot farm punching out goblins is just hilarious. But I also had a tendency to break the game by building giant middle fingers to physics.

[@HonneTheFinnicHeathen]

1:27:13 Grandma Jumpscare

[@HonneTapža]

Pike is very important fish to Finnish mythology

[@DissedRedEngie]

yeah, some wizard or something made a Kantele from a jaw from one.

[@4rumani]

Finnish people eat a fish

[@HonneTapža]

@@DissedRedEngie REAL NO FAKE

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

1:45:00 AGGA 3! So glad Joey got another shitty Nvidia graphics card, we'll never run out of this bit

[@OmegaCunk]

I did not expect that the game would let you do that.

[@gregtronica3569]

swedish anthem sounds like he's singing "sonic diarrhea " in the opening line

[@kylefinn5301]

GRANDMA HAS DIED!

[@HonneTapža]

Mankila mentioned 😎👍

[@entropy-cat]

Can't believe there's a Garfield version of Brentalfloss's Dr. Mario song.

[@BoneSkull94]

In Finland it gets dark at 3 pm during in winter. Don't Ask......

[@gustavvaip1600]

And we do that kinda stuff that only Prince would sing about...

[@ashstarburst368]

This is the most Finnish thing i've seen

[@KHfan67789]

I'm so weirded out. There's two videos in the playlist but this is the only one available to watch, it was uploaded an hour ago but it's not in my subscription feed, I found this completely by accident. So I guess...first?

[@oppakeuler]

Lucky you

[@mandrac2]

Am i the only one who kind of felt bad for that poor grandma?

[@dekushroom]

1:43:46 I’ve always liked to imagine he was like “my parents are gone, let’s do this video lmao”

[@princessfetus]

Why is it Finnish simulator if this is part 2?

[@nontoxic9960]

Because Jack's 8 incher can "Finnish" more than once

[@BloodWraith777]

47:18 Drug trip

[@JoshuaSimonson909]

Finnish him!

[@kirklinguinihoodinithecubo8525]

I forgot thar Joel is in his 30's when I think of him being some made-up age gap between 20's and 30's

[@jaydeeheh]

JACK FOREVER!

[@wryytard]

Hey I’m Jack…

[@samditto]

Hell yeah, but way too many ads

[@stovepip]

Mårran simulator

[@friskydrinklunkybank1108]

What's the name of that vid of that guy "rapping" at 1:33:33 ?

[@roymarshall_]

NBA Youngboy. Truly one of the most talented artists of a generation.

[@kingofpyra4209]

I wasnt expecting a youngboy nba jumpscare

[@bleach2133]

16:20 its true we call it that can confirm

[@JakeGoesDigital]

Think it dream it do it 🤯

[@LilBrovig]

1:45:14 Lawnmower Man

[@TropicalEmperor]

Not bad.

[@jaydeeheh]

8 I N C H E S

[@Twitch380]

SWEEDEN NATONAL ANTHEM BE LIKE Italian Opera

[@clausluger4570]

Glad that I wasn't the only one to notice it

[@HonneTapža]

Finnish is not Scandinavian, I think the term you are looking for is Nordic. Scandinavian only includes Sweden, Norway and Denmark. But Nordic countries are those plus Iceland and Faroe and I would say Estonia too, despite it being Eastern European.

[@merkebrae]

Jäbä vetää tääl suomi 101 kurssia lmao... kommentteja lentää 1 per 5 min

[@HonneTapža]

@merkebrae oot va katteelline ku et oo kotosi mankilasta 😎😎😎😎

[@rusting_away767]

Another term could be Fenno-Scandic.

[@rato_ch]

Come to brazil again joel

[@Eli1234gordon]

joele pis go djibooty

[@HonneTapža]

Mankila Simulator 👍

[@CarolusR3x]

1:56:37 Gen Z moment

[@XavierHyena]

Why isn't Part 1 on the playlist? I can still watch it but the playlist shows one video is not available.

[@SiaSeeya_]

1:33:29

[@Time_pug]

1:45:50 AGGA moment

[@onlywithbuts1781]

If the dev won't add Aliens or any other cool encounters, even as an easter egg they are doing it wrong. Such amazing huge map full of potentially crazy moments. Secretly Voices of the Void 2 Finnish version.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

There's actually a good audio quality version of the Djibouti anthem. kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXm0doSObLtqrLc

[@HonneTapža]

Jokes on you! Finnish national anthem war written by a SWEDE!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣👉🇸🇪

[@me_too_thanks5062]

No it wasn't

[@HonneTapža]

@@me_too_thanks5062 YES IT WAS AND IT SOUNDS LIKE SH*T!! 🤬🤬

[@thatgothrat]

hoel simulates my average weead experience while swimming to get home to the cot in the middle of finland

[@kiracseak3]

Come to Ohio I’m seriously, we get all four seasons

[@NoSTs123]

2:09:33 Thats a killer

[@grog_speed]

More yoel

[@imjoeeviljr]

What happened to the part 1 video?

[@papercolors3910]

It had to be taken down, it was too zany

[@freeakykiki]

it was never taken down, just not listed as "part 1" in the title. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZupp2qDn9Nkf5Y

[@this_crab]

Why does this game have people killing mechanics? 😭😭😭🙏

[@pescegerman]

national anthems: Argentina > the others

[@maxerd]

Joey why do you record to your C? Aren't you a millionaire or something? Just buy an internal SSD.

[@nontoxic9960]

Joel is a munki stremur :)

[@irrisorie7]

joey just get adblock

[@Nogardtist]

finnish sounds more like sweddish it also so riddish i put no thinking into it

[@DissedRedEngie]

what is bro yapping about?

[@XavierHyena]

Finnish is Uralic like Hungarian and Estonian. It's different from Germanic like Swedish, English and German. "Riddish" is not an adjective. I have no idea what you're trying to say.

[@NojoNortu]

​@@XavierHyena LET the man invent words in peace.

[@Baddaby]

​@@XavierHyenayou're riddishilous

[@UmiZoomR]

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