varian being a dork for 4.5 minutes

[@alchemyvaritas-gachacrap1571]

varian is such a dork but he’s such a cute and relatable dork

[@waffuwaffle8969]

Ikr!

[@MusicalMeloetta66]

Varian is obviously the cutest dork and anyone who says otherwise is a liar

[@rindomness]

Adorkable

[@r0bl0x_stuff55]

​@@MusicalMeloetta66Yeah

[@serenanaidoo3446]

​@@MusicalMeloetta66YESSSS!!!!!!

[@jenniflower6569]

"But I'm not a child..... :(" "*shows Varian being an actual child*"

[@badlymadecontentforgeeks2847]

Lol 😂

[@eeb7540]

yesssssss

[@mlpadventures7406]

He wasn't being a child...he was being a baby boy. :3

[@crashvds777]

Varian deserves the chance to be a child

[@catintheforest]

​@@crashvds777fr😩

[@RosieMarquez963]

Eugene: Would someone please explain to me who this child is? Varian: I'm Varian!

[@vortexv22]

Also Varian: I'm not a child

[@vortexv22]

🤣🤣

[@cookiedeframboesa9677]

Varian: I'm Varian BOOOOM

[@unstablebread]

He's an actual baby

[@PrincePrince-ep1xf]

“I’m Varian” *explosion*

[@RavenDash01]

Angry and Red being the most iconic little sisters in the background of this video tho-

[@yassvaritaass]

Angry is best sassy child

[@thegoodwitchluzura]

Kiera and Catalina, not Angry and Red.

[@saram.knight9930]

@@thegoodwitchluzura angry still goes by angry, though Catalina goes by Catalina. Also can be talk about how ironic that names is Cat(alina) and she is an actual wolf.

[@akt3037]

pls yes 😭✋

[@crashvds777]

“Children have no place in court” “We do not throw children in jail” PROCEEDS TO PUT VARIAN IN PRISON WITHOUT A TRIAL

[@yassvaritaass]

Literally…

[@RubyRose-y8q]

I know right they let angry and red go shoot even cass after all she did. But no Varian...only one who apperentlg was placed in jail my poor boy

[@Passions5555]

​@@RubyRose-y8qLady Cain, The stabbings Brothers, and the Baron and the saporians were all put in jail too.

[@_.Elizabeth._125]

i mean, he did try to threaten rapunzel and almost attacked the queen AND had alot of robot things to attack them so ig it makes sense

[@celenatoppin9675]

​​@@_.Elizabeth._125 I think that is concerning (I don't know is in the original lenguaje I see it in spanish) that he was cell partner with that guy who was "boyfriend" of Cassandra (Adrew I think)... I mean that was a very bad influence.... after all the king say that they Will try to help him (was not very good idea put a teenager with an adult Even if both are criminals)

[@Cyru.s.]

2:45 Varian: (flicks his little gay wrist) *And everyone liked that*

[@RosieMarquez963]

Varian: Mister Rider, when the Princess of Corona speaks directly to you, every word is important. Eugene: *facepalms* 🤦🏼

[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

“Boi, if you don’t-“

[@badlymadecontentforgeeks2847]

You are literally on every Varian video 😂

[@RosieMarquez963]

Varian: I mean we did agree that I need at least 5 weeks of solitude to decipher this thing, so I thought I had some, some privacy *chuckles nervously* Rapunzel: Varian, don't be embarrassed.

[@super-sizedmcshizzle6235]

You are EVERYWHERE 😂

[@ReeseAugust]

We all know why he *really* needed that solitude. Edit: guys it's been three years and I straight up do not remember what I meant by this lmao??? I think maybe I meant so he could drink hot chocolate? I definitely didn't mean anything weird tho lol

[@lucyal8652]

@@ReeseAugust ???

[@rulersreach4n455]

Wait I’m sorry, I haven’t watched the show I literally am only in this fandom for Varian, why did he need 5 weeks of solitude??????

[@notrealyBea]

@@rulersreach4n455 From what I understand, he ended everything soon to be doing silly things by himself (since he's more introverted and all)

[@aamay7525]

He is so hilarious and precious no wonder he became a fan favorite haha 😆

[@maryammmuz495]

"Im not a child-" Literally shows him being a cute lil baby

[@aurixthewriter8147]

Varian is too perfect and precious- He needs his own show *Creates spin-off series and submits to Disney *

[@nikashpakova4440]

Well, Disney actually were going to, but if I get it right, they weren't sure if it would be popular P. S. There is a video about it on Isaac Carlson channel (“Varian and The Seven Kingdoms” was a proposed Tangled The Series spinoff that we unfortunately never got to see come to fruition. Based on the creative ideas of two storyboard artists that worked on Rapunzel’s Tangled Adventure, this comic series was going to tell the story of how Varian left Corona, went on a journey to unlock the secrets of alchemy and finally meet his mother Ulla.)

[@aurixthewriter8147]

@@nikashpakova4440 They weren't sure it would be popular? *Silently glances at the rest of the Varian fanbase * I'm not sure that would be an issue-

[@yassvaritaass]

@@aurixthewriter8147 I know, right!

[@xempororhxppyx]

@@yassvaritaass I’m sure that was just an excuse 💀

[@crashvds777]

I mean if the mouse folk weren’t homophobic it might have happened LET VAT7K HAPPEN

[@sugarrnspiicee]

1:33 me when varian does literally anything

[@badlymadecontentforgeeks2847]

XD same

[@shaquilleredlox1179]

Frrr lol

[@thepurplejellothing]

IKRRR

[@JustMe-xp6pl]

SAMME LMAAOO

[@JoshuaLawsonDennis]

You just like me fr

[@shinyblue4774]

0:01 People who havent seen TTS but heard Ready as Ill ever be Be like:

[@badlymadecontentforgeeks2847]

That was me (I watched ready as I’ll ever be before the series and that was an interesting experience)

[@mariacargille1396]

I only became aware of the series because Spotify threw that song at me on a Discover Weekly. Best introduction ever. XD

[@serene7995]

I watched the whole show because I liked the song. I have mixed feelings haha

[@dat_moody_cartoonist]

Yea the song was what led me to watch tts…. I wanted to know context but got obsessed with both the show and Varian in the process

[@Passions5555]

​@@serene7995may I ask what you have mixed feelings about? 😯

[@Passions5555]

I will never get tired of these videos of Varian being a cinnamon roll/dork/smol bean/alchemist/scientist/human torch videos.

[@menabelmonte4408]

1:10 I thought he had an actual beard He really drew it on lmaoo like kids do

[@RosieMarquez963]

Kiera: It doesn't look like a rooster. Varian: Uhh, it's a early warning system.

[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

I see why he calls it a rooster

[@r0bl0x_stuff55]

0:52 *ENOUGH WITH THE LEGENDS*

[@snickerdoodell]

Whenever he starts talking about Demanitus he instantly become 1000% more adorable

[@Peter_your_boyfriend]

BAHAHHA YOUR PFP WHEN ZOOBLE CHOKED JAX I CANT-

[@RosieMarquez963]

Varian: Oh, yeah. Well, okay, first, she said, "We're looking for Varian," and then I said, "I am Varian!" *chuckles* And then she said, "Uh, hi, sorry to bother you, sir, but I wanna ask about my hair." Wait, oh, I'm sorry, let me back up. I forgot to tell you about the raccoon trap. So, there was...

[@UNI-2345]

Eugene:Yeah, that's great, but tell me all the important she said. Varian:Mr. Rider when the princess corona speaks directly to you every word is important. Eugene:(plamface)🤦‍♂️

[@RosieMarquez963]

Varian: Ah, yes. Thank you, Ruddiger. This is perfect. *evil scientist laugh* Warm cocoa will really hit the spot. Thanks, bud! *drinks it* Rapunzel: Hi, Varian. Varian: *spits warm cocoa* Hi, hi! I wasn't expecting you so soon.

[@aliciam6145]

Love the cut Eugene: hey, uh, you wanna put that thing down? Varian: YES!

[@RosieMarquez963]

Varian: Wait, she has a map. Hey, you're cheating!!

[@UNI-2345]

(Falls in the water)

[@Peter_your_boyfriend]

ENOUGH WITH THE LEGENDS! >:(

[@ReeseAugust]

I have a headcanon that the stripe in Varian's hair comes from when he did an experiment, and it went wrong.

[@yassvaritaass]

same!

[@mariairibarrenyera3891]

He has it since he was a baby

[@crashvds777]

He was born with it though It’s seen on him when he’s an infant I think he was meant to have a moonstone connection, seeing as it’s blue, it’s hair, and his father is from the dark kingdom

[@mariairibarrenyera3891]

weird theory: Quirin is from the order that protects the moonstone, so, maybe Varian is protected from it as compensation, because when Rapuncel casts the spell nothing happens to him,

[@Jadelyn18]

He may be a dork, but he can still be terrifying when he wants to be *sideeyes end of season 1*

[@jivhendon-suo]

1:44 a cinnamon has made a discovery

[@unstablebread]

Reasons to live: He exists

[@JoshuaLawsonDennis]

1:11 “they were fake? OF COURSE THEY WERE FAKE!” SpongeBob ahh sence

[@mlpadventures7406]

3:54 Too much adorkable dancing!!! IT'S TOO CUTE!!!! 😂

[@CallaLily69]

"Now have some chocolate and shut up" those text pop-ups are great

[@sigmamaleslay]

2:29 the markings on the wall: WHAT!?!

[@roxtheawesome6295]

3:28 *10 photos taken before disaster*

[@yassvaritaass]

LMAO NOOO 😭

[@leosparkflame]

This made me smile so hard

[@CallaLily69]

Why is Varian just the best???

[@just.m1r4]

Oh you don't have to stand back I calculated- *explosion* : we'll be right back

[@mariacargille1396]

"We're gonna get you out of there!" "Dh, NOT NOW-" So what if he might plummet to his death? There's RESEARCH to be done! :D

[@CallaLily69]

"It's not magic, it's alchemy, dumbass" is what I always imagine Varian would say to people

[@RosieMarquez963]

Varian: Really? Yes, yes! Road trip! *doing a cute dance* 🎤Varian and Dad, going to see the king. *laughs*

[@UNI-2345]

Varian:I will make ham sandwiches(Runs off)

[@licoricebonbon]

If I had a nickel for every time Varian got a concussion I’d have 3 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened thrice.

[@giancarlomoreno6789]

Still surprises me he share the same voice actor for Charlie’s dad from Hazbin Hotel

[@yassvaritaass]

That video comes soon

[@MusicalMeloetta66]

This cinnamon roll is too pure i must protect him!! 🥰💜

[@UNI-2345]

Omg I love Varian because he is such a cute dork, and he is relatable.

[@yassvaritaass]

@@UNI-2345 he’s the best 🥺

[@UNI-2345]

@@yassvaritaass AGREE

[@hermione436granger3]

This is a work of pure art

[@RosieMarquez963]

Varian: The results are in. Who will first prize for best metal? Will it be steel for its durability and thermal conductivity or iron for its lustrous shine in high melting point? *drum roll*

[@crashvds777]

Hence why Jeremy Jordan is perfect for the role. Because he is also a dork And too pure for this world

[@yassvaritaass]

I know! I think his performance contributed to how much I love Varian ❤️

[@TheHazbinMisfits]

3:36 *HOW DID HE NOT BREAK HIS LEGS-*

[@badlymadecontentforgeeks2847]

I knew I wasnt the only one who thought that

[@VarianRuddiger]

Bro mkre of the question is hows this kid still alive with half the crap hes gone through 😂

[@serenanaidoo3446]

​@@VarianRuddigerya 💀💀💀

[@serenanaidoo3446]

How didn't he break any bones here!! 4:01

[@RosieMarquez963]

Varian is so freaking adorkable cutie and dork!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@SnowDraggo]

Varian has slowly become my obsession

[@ellagreen77]

Same

[@UNI-2345]

Same

[@katrinapennings5373]

Omigosh, Varian is such an adorable little dork. ❤️

[@Prior2Popular]

3:01 *snort*

[@animegirl0247]

I call varian adorakable which is a dork and adorable.

[@RosieMarquez963]

Varian: Enough with the legends!!

[@seiya.power.awesome.inspire]

He's definitely a dork. A sweet one at that.😍

[@daniellehongvarivatana745]

1:06 Me: omg!

[@seiya.power.awesome.inspire]

@@daniellehongvarivatana745 Varian! Are you okay?!

[@daniellehongvarivatana745]

@@seiya.power.awesome.inspire Walter: wut happened?

[@seiya.power.awesome.inspire]

@@daniellehongvarivatana745 Varian's hurt.

[@daniellehongvarivatana745]

@@seiya.power.awesome.inspire Varian: *still passed out*

[@tjtiffles]

Varian and Ruttiger remind me of Entrapta and Emily and I’m totally here for it

[@reesespieces]

YES OUR FAVOURITE MISUNDERSTOOD BEANS ✨💕

[@carrissahowarth9107]

I love him being a dork oh so cutie , and like I am 16 year old and I love varian , but couldn't

[@eeb7540]

ever word is important

[@silversgirlfriend]

Varian is like the CUTEST character ever!!!!!

[@RosieMarquez963]

Varian: Obviously? *snorts*

[@theambitiousduck]

When Varian ... Everybody liked that

[@whizz_0711]

Rewatching this, and the fact I know that Varian is gonna go to Rapunzle but she can’t help is heartbreaking :’)

[@gemstonepoints]

I love him so damn much

[@RosieMarquez963]

Varian: Thank you, I'll start again. I give you the Rooster! Or at least it will be once put together.

[@jadiinahopefield811]

HE'S SO CUTE 😍

[@ChimkenNomNom]

Varian has probably passed out like 12 times off screen

[@ItzMehVlover]

It's giving Donnie vibes-

[@keepcalmandslitheron9115]

4:14 on killed me 😂😂👌

[@dragonhuman9754]

Same

[@Lunaris27]

I just love him, he's dorky and adorable 💕💕💕

[@badlymadecontentforgeeks2847]

most relatable disney channel character

[@RosieMarquez963]

Varian: Please, I wouldn't miss a chance to promote the merits of alchemy. And wait until you see my invention. I think, uh, everyone at the expo will be impressed. *chuckles* Cassandra's gonna be here, right? N-not that I'm doing this for Cassandra! B-but, yes, she's gonna be there, right?

[@Kiko_8242]

4:03 No one: Me: *OYASUMI OYASUMI-*

[@MasqueradeMaggie]

I know this was 3 years ago but OH MY GOD I’m so happy to see an Omori reference❤❤❤

[@haileycat2105]

Imagine going into the show knowing he's going to be your favorite character and being gaslit into thinking he's a main character throughout

[@onceuponahair20]

I’M SO SORRY YOU HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT he deserves to be a main character tho ESPECIALLY IN SEASON 2 ✨ he got a five second appearance and the fandom went WILD he was going to get his own spin-off where he travels the seven kingdoms and gets a boyfriend 😏 and it was going to be called “Varian and The Seven Kingdoms” but it never got greenlit sadly 😔 But people still hold out hope 🤞

[@_jar_jar_]

I love this I love him duh

[@aynsleyyost5168]

Lance almost killed him with that explosion

[@andreaitt2321]

Varian is so sweet that I think my cholesterol just went up, that smile! *hrk* Get a doctor!

[@r0bl0x_stuff55]

1:40 mad cinnamon roll

[@donniesquid4935]

i will play this every time i have anxiety problems because varian is the best (^v^) also 2:29 i-is Eugene...moon walking?

[@KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices]

This show would be _nothing_ without Varian

[@Nezbellx]

He is adorkable

[@Lilywithmadness]

1:46 MY BABY’S FACE 😭

[@hannaautisticbananas8283]

He is so cute and pure

[@simonecassman]

😆I STILL laugh! He still makes me so sticken HAPPY!

[@just.m1r4]

EnOuGh WiTh ThE lEgEnDs

[@goldenbunny7743]

Eugene: Can someone please explain to me who this child is? Me: Only my favourite character in the series Varian: I'm Varian! :)

[@dreww.creditcard.]

Varian is adorable and a dork but he's still not little dork :>

[@eeb7540]

i love this

[@punkivy9776]

I love how excited he is for a road trip.

[@Thatcat_CHICKEN120]

Anyone here in 2024? Also tts deserves a season four

[@HeatherHeatherAndHeather]

The best feature of this world is varian and ✨ALKAMEE✨ 😩👌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

[@reluctantlysmol4274]

Aka Jeremy Jordan being a gift for 4.5 minutes

[@yassvaritaass]

we love and appreciate jerjor here on this channel

[@KathleenJ]

I feel like every word he's ever said has been posted in youtube videos 😌😄

[@panickingpagan4264]

I only watched this show cuz I took one look at this kid & said, “come, join my horrifying gaggle of adopted fiction children”

[@JustMe-xp6pl]

he's always a dork

[@analivehorses]

I love so much my chaotic boi. 😊💕💕

[@ConcealedWeaponry]

Varian: *exists* Izumi Satomi: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@maddiwrites1409]

varian is our precious smol bean.

[@Prior2Popular]

These edits are giving me life btw 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yassvaritaass]

Thank you lol

[@just.m1r4]

He should be even more famous than rapunzel

[@FerntheHumanlover]

Varian: But, I’m not a child… :( Me: sixteen days after that moment, you were acting like a child. So yes, you are.

[@Aries-d2t]

"actually its not magic its alchemy" 💅💅💅

[@dragonhuman9754]

Lol varian a dork but still the same cinnamon roll all the fan girls love 💙❤️💙❤️

[@FerntheHumanlover]

Varian: ENOUGH WITH THE LEGENDS!! Me: calm down, buddy… it’s alright…