The Internet Said So | EP 165 | Aliens

In this episode, the boys are back and are discussing aliens.
TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that.
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[@chickenteriyaki6543]

Vroon do an Australia tour pls😭

[@ashd3162]

Ur damn funny, I love u man. Please do a part 2

[@PokhrajRoy.]

“In his book, which I saw a video about.” Never change, Varun. #MerePassKindleHain

[@himani5330]

One day that’s bawa not there and varuns mic placement is proper! Coincidence? Aliens😅

[@rajivrathod132]

varun needs to do Asmr video

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

😂😂

[@vimali2713]

Stephen Hawking: dont't try to contact aliens as it might be detrimental to us. Bhai to Aliens: do whatever you wanna do man.

[@rajivrathod132]

bhai needs to drive spaceship carefully

[@muskeen0]

35:26 the video gets stuck and it starts again just when the story ends Is it aliens? Is it Government Agencies trying to hide them? Or is it just the bad internet of Varun? We'll never know but continue watching TISS and observe if they remain the same or if aliens take their place in their skin Lol🤣

[@jatingupta9769]

Wtf same! I was scared 😂

[@angelic4819]

coincidence? i don’t think so

[@Sufiyan_a_q]

In Varun-verse all people are named from P e.g. Prakash, Praveen and now Pramod 😂😂😂

[@srijitbera1989]

Penaldo, Pessi

[@reggiedsouza8948]

Love the fact that the production quality slowly keeps increasing. From better framing, to better mics, to better video quality and now better lighting.

[@rahulkanugo7943]

Its like fine wine, getting better by age.

[@abhishekshetty2240]

'Jhalak dhikla ja, ek bar aja aja' has a all new extra terrestial meaning now. lol

[@ambidextrousTrades]

39:30 Oh my God 😂😂😂😂😂 “Junglee Rummy pe aa jao JJjunglee Rummy”. I died.

[@kayk5812]

Would've loved Neville's take on this topic. By the way, thank you for explaining why Himesh is always looking up when he sings! I always learn something new here! 😆

[@medhabhide7692]

Varun's impersonation of Alien's having a chat is hilarious each time. 😭🤣👾👽

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I want Selmon Uncle to meet aliens. He could contact with them telepathically. Internationally, I’d like Vice, Vox, Johnny Harris and a Netflix Documentary Crew to establish contact with aliens which will get Varun’s attention.

[@RitajDubey]

Varun's Chinese Alien impression far hilarious 👽👾🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rahulkanugo7943]

41:15 now we know what varun wants if he ever went to craigslist. 🤣

[@ToxicUnitedFan]

Varun great work for having more screen time in The Romantics than Canadian Kumar and Kartik Aryan combined

[@aks19880]

I think Pokhraj Roy is the real alien here 👽 keep doing what you do brother!

[@beastboydion7740]

Imposter 🛸👽

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Idk whether to come out as an alien but clearly my green aura has been spotted. Also, thank you for the second half of your comment lol

[@Jalanko13]

Don’t encourage him please.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@Jalanko13 I like the encouragement. I get social media engagement from you. Thanks!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

It’s such a delight to see Aadar again. ❤

[@rajivrathod132]

Adar dosent knw u exist.

[@voldebean6055]

Muh mei le

[@nickraghuvanshi]

@@rajivrathod132 How does it matter, most people don't know he exists and same is true for you and me.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@rajivrathod132 Lmao he is aware of my existence

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@nickraghuvanshi Well said

[@shadmanrahman7038]

Saw Aadar in Farzi. Loved him in the show. 💙

[@maddythinks]

Wow, which scene?

[@aks19880]

@@maddythinks I think he's referring to Shahid's friend 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Here for AADAR glitching at German names. Varun’s glitching deserves its own Shorts.

[@techgeek3002]

and you commenting everywhere deserves ur own channel 💀

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@techgeek3002 Lmao here’s hoping.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@jayadevkp8054 Timepass mostly

[@keerthanamallan3715]

What took the boyz this long to do an episode on this topic 😂 about damn time 😌 Also mast production design⚡

[@lijomathew8373]

I am willing to pay a million dollars chura ke, if the bwoys go full Alex Jones in Aliens, Part 2. 🤣

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Varun and Aadar’s Alien Impression is less 👽 and more Beavis and Butthead having a conversation.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Honestly, a broken bulb does explain the dark side of the moon. The logic is flawless.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I remember OnlyDesi calling that device with Aliens were summoned in ‘Koi Mil Gaya’ as ‘Sanskaari Skrillex’. #MindBlown

[@janvichoudhary7380]

You guys should definately plan-et podcast with aliens and dicuss Neptune-ism

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Underrated comment.

[@vrinda793]

This is too good

[@sowmyakumari27]

Varun and Aadar coming up with mock dialogues on cue brings out the snort laugh in me 🤣😂 54:11 and 49:42

[@ishaankarnik6136]

There is no such popular opinion that humanity is 6.5k years old. I think Varun is confusing agriculture with humanity. Also it seems in varuns mind hunting gathering and agriculture all was happening at the same time 😂. I don't want to offend him but he gives off serious basic dude Vibes who gets satisfied just by sounding knowledgeable 😂😂

[@smitmehta3478]

i was confused as well. i had to google before i commented. based on my research "Most evidence of fire dates to just 200,000 years ago, and only five archaeological sites have been found with evidence older than 500,000 years, according to the statement." so yeah.

[@Jalanko13]

It’s because of Graham Hancock, the journalist he was quoting. Graham is a quack who has been refuted and debunked multiple times, he’s just trying to be a shock-jock contrarian. Not quite Varun’s fault

[@CockySuSMounted]

Hold on a sec right there brother,you can't just blame and generalise hancock just because he was wrong in some cases and I am not trying say he was right in saying the 6000 y old thing if he actually said that which I doubt because he was the person who found out about the denisoven named early human group which is atleast 150,000 years old if I am not wrong

[@vrinda793]

Only good thing going on in life is THESE GUYS

[@DharmeshChhatrala]

1:03:55 Props to Varun for remembering this song 👍 1:05:12 Props to Varun for remembering this movie.I thought I was the only one who saw this movie.

[@mihirkadve461]

Who ever made the thumbnail give him/her a raise 🤣

[@PokhrajRoy.]

58:51 There’s a whole section of literature dedicated to Alien-Human romances and I feel like she’s quoting one of them lol

[@abhinavtripathi6561]

what if aliens are SRK fan and Varun shows them screenshot of his part from JTHJ to get free Uranium

[@saumyatasingh1845]

Baap extra points for the thumbnail man 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[@vrinda793]

need a supercut of varun's alien impression and aadar trying to pronounce rand flucksfnfnggjfik to cure my seasonal depression

[@arushikatiyar3918]

Loved the thumbnail 😂😂

[@k-factor07]

50:45 Kya aliens peete hein gaaye ka doodh 56:39 mil gayi alien ki mashuka 1:01:30 lord himesh

[@g.nikhilsai6845]

35:35 video got stuck.......... Bawa come back for the sanity of stream😂

[@vasinelluri1936]

Love the end credits.... sara video ka patanehi, par end was wah wah wah wah wah

[@pratyushabal7915]

When I was at Raghuput Fort, Jalori Pass, I was with my friends, (and I promise we weren't high or drunk🤣), we were stargazing for a while. We saw a satellite (we assumed it was a satellite) that was moving a bit wierd, it going in a zig-zag pattern first and then in a straight line and this pattern continued. Maybe it was aliens or maybe it was a different kind of satellite. PS - all satellites move in a straight line. Varun, if you see this comment then tell what you guys think about it and please do a tiss episode in Delhi ❤️

[@PokhrajRoy.]

‘Udantashkari: Ek Unsuljhi Peheli’ sounds as ridiculous as ‘Ittefaq’ in the movie ‘Ajnabee’.

[@Ankhaunt]

Oh! I can't believe it. In 2002 My cousin who used to live in a village in MP told me that Himesh Reshammiya songs attracts ghosts to you. That means various types of rumors are spread across India about Himesh Reshammiya.🤣

[@MaybeRushil]

35:27 BHAI MERI FATT GAYI WTF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@durvashinde13]

okay firstly, happy holi boys

[@deepjeste3499]

Same here. Cheers

[@durvashinde13]

@@deepjeste3499 it's always fun finding you here, jeste.

[@vrinda793]

Send some over here please,I will barter gujiya and very cotton like gulab jamun

[@deepjeste3499]

@@durvashinde13 Me too, old friend

[@durvashinde13]

@@vrinda793 shipping them right away

[@vijayrisheel]

Bro, what is even happening here? Why is Varun so versed in conspiracy theories 😂😂

[@AadisheshDhanank]

Was recently watching you guys with tanmay discussing WWF/WWE(some other unnamed podcast)and i want that again. It was beautiful.

[@AadisheshDhanank]

@@tonyrogers572 is that siddhi's secret id??? 😂

[@AadisheshDhanank]

@@tonyrogers572 it's either siddhi Or varun's mom. Namaste aunty. I'm not taking any risks :)

[@AadisheshDhanank]

@@tonyrogers572 Jake is 2 times ultimate detective/genius. He ain't no normal human.

[@AadisheshDhanank]

@@tonyrogers572 and yess siddhi can use an alias what's better alias than the ultimate Jake Peralta he's been in mafia for too long.

[@AadisheshDhanank]

@@tonyrogers572 damnn ittt tony Rogers572. Couldn't you just pretend being siddhi?? 😂

[@vrinda793]

I was sad,and then KZbin told me you guys are here,and now I am better

[@dharaypm]

Electricity is not faster than light , electronics engineer here, Also, chatgpt agrees with me 😂 20:38

[@VenkatakrishnanSampath]

Junglee Rummy pe aajaa.. Aliens: Let's go to the Jungle and drink Rum.. LOL 🤣

[@kushalbhalerao1463]

24:45 best german language presentation.

[@a13suraadventures93]

Brothers i think this took place in Africa somewhere in 80s when the whole school including teachers witnessed an aircraft hovering over thier school and landed somewhere in the jungle as per the stories they also interacted with those extraterrestrial beings surprising part is that all those kids were interviewed again once they were all grown up the story never changed they verified it side by side and the kids words remain same as they were back then thier is a documentary called unacknowledge do watch it to get info about it i dont know but i found it legit when i watched it.

[@ajraol9032]

24:08 Is this a german or a hindi cuss word😂

[@FangsAndWands1]

Please watch Resident Alien and discuss it. You guys will love the show. It's a "sci-fi, murder mystery, doctor dramedy" in their own words.

[@Priyanka137]

Aadar's german made me forget the german i have learnt 😂

[@pooja67546464]

Literally LOL at long distance relationship bit 😂😂😂

[@RitajDubey]

Bajaj Aliens😂😂😂🤣

[@thecema7158]

I don't think anyone beyond creationists think that humanity is 6500 years old. Modern humans are at least 200,000 years old. We have evidence bread that's older than 12000 years.

[@nehria_aditya]

top tier thumbnail lmao

[@SweetSourPickle]

I lost it at the "Junglee Rummy" bit.

[@hemashreewesavkar2798]

✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️HAPPY HOLI!!!!!!! you guys. Thank you so much for continuing to add colors of laughter, happiness and stats,facts , trivia and your personal stories In our lives💖💖❤️❤️💕💕💕♥️♥️♥️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[@dhavalmalte]

46:30 Varun describes the aliens from They Live

[@sanayasminkhan3974]

MAN THE THUMBNAIL!!!!!! THUMBNAIL PERSON GEETING A RAISE RIGHT NOW!!

[@riderchaman6927]

We need alien Akshay Kumar voice from Varun!!! 😂😂

[@kushalbhalerao1463]

Bhai homo sapiens appeared 300,000 years ago. So it's not that crazy that just 12,000 years ago something like Gobekli tepe was found. Guys love your fodcast aur Varun bhai jara Ancient Aliens kam dekha kro.

[@2yaff]

This is so far one of the best episode this year.

[@Rj_sm]

Idk it's inappropriate but I love kautuk's laugh😂😂❤️

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Another day, another unfulfilled promise to do a Part 2 of a Toufic/topic. What I do know is that I can’t wait for KAUTUK’S new task 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

“It’s only a matter of time before Himesh is beamed into space.” is my new favourite quote.

[@ashd3162]

I laughed so hard at this podcast. Tooooo gooood

[@swarawr2840]

varun : actual insane information also varun : BUDBUDBUDBUUDUDUDBDBDUDD

[@shubhamvijayraikwar4936]

39:31 🤣😭🔥⚡

[@journeytothecenterofnothin7782]

The show should be called: "The internet said, maybe not"

[@Travel_and_music_shorts]

Sote Hue background me lagaya tha alexa p. Kautuk k hasi s poora Ghar jaag gaya

[@darksoulgamer5837]

Guys you should talk about the movie "Nope"

[@PokhrajRoy.]

3:28 Missed opportunity to say “TOH growing up, tumhare favourite aliens kaun hain?”

[@PokhrajRoy.]

40:13 I get spam calls from Gurgaon and Bengaluru.

[@sohomchatterjee7262]

No doubt the allied powers named those aircrafts Foo Fighters cuz The Sky Is A Neighborhood😂

[@meghnachoudhury1622]

Lovely as always ❤

[@sachingaikwad5029]

Our history is also old than 8 to 9 thousand old

[@tripleschezwanfriedrice]

my favorite trio!

[@Janani_Kannan]

Your profile name is 😂😂

[@joe-mama94]

Loved your work in Farzi Aadar

[@aishwaryaghaisas]

Earthlings to the character of Aliens be like: 'bura na maano holi hai'

[@aravparekh4572]

#savebawafromaliens

[@sonurkanojiya]

Desperately waited today for the episode ❤

[@krishnapatel4407]

"Me gaya hai North Indian weddings me, waha gun marte hai to call Alien 👽 " is epic saying by Adar

[@debjitpaul8580]

I don't think we'll ever communicate with aliens ever but if we do I want them to sound like Varun's impression of them.

[@pintupainter257]

24:09 lmaoooo

[@PokhrajRoy.]

44:56 The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Exhibit A: Caste System and Colonisation.

[@Jalanko13]

Or just You. Stop spamming the comment thread you neurodivergent spastic. You are not the main character, nobody cares. Stick to one comment and fuck off

[@ritikaugale3965]

Request for....Conspiracy theories 3 .....ghost stories 3

[@piyushattri4392]

Varun alien voice is on point 😂😂

[@balshankar6140]

Heyyyyy... What a Holi treat... Max love ... Happy holi 🌹🌹❤️❤️

[@kartikeye]

When is second hand stories s2 coming?

[@deepalisharma8173]

Aadar saying German Aircrafts 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rushabhnisher]

The number of times Varun has used the word 'harness'🤣🤣

[@GyanAddict]

Hot alien: Your intergalactic accent is so sexy. Say it once more. Aadar: 47:01

[@sarthakkharade7112]

was expecting a Holi episode but this one's great too

[@SweetSourPickle]

39:26 DED

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Fun Fact: There’s a capsule which has parts of human culture floating in space in case someone wants to reach out.

[@60x-byugsheladia59]

lets goooo tiss new epppp

[@vrinda793]

God no alien level thumbnail,luf it

[@dogicoin2101]

You guys are amazing

[@RandomRodeo]

Bawa 4 Space President 🌌🚀...