The Internet Said So | EP 157 | NYE Traditions, Procrastination and World’s Laziest People

In this episode, the boys are back and are discussing NYE traditions, procrastination and world’s laziest people.
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[@VarunThakurOfficial]

TISS fam! Good job on the #JusticeforVarun. Unfortunately it’s backfired and Nikita’s told me that I’m NEVER getting the room back :| :|

[@nickraghuvanshi]

🤣🤣🤣

[@aman90015]

🤣🤣

[@anjuchoudhary3491]

😅 Biwi se no panga

[@AditiSingh166]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sowmyakumari27]

😂😂😅

[@shubu041]

1:49 Was it only me or anyone else noticed Varun making a heart shape gesture while talking about liver 😂❤

[@pooja67546464]

Procrastination topic - Never seen Neville happier and more excited 😂

[@divyendu17]

108 Defilements/Earthly Temptations of Buddhism: 1. Abuse 2. Aggression 3. Ambition 4. Anger 5. Arrogance 6. Baseness 7. Blasphemy 8. Calculation 9. Callousness 10. Capriciousness (unaccountable changes of mood or behavior) 11. Censoriousness (being severely critical of others) 12. Conceitedness 13. Contempt 14. Cruelty 15. Cursing 16. Debasement 17. Deceit 18. Deception 19. Dlusion 20. Derision 21. Desire for fame 22. Dipsomania (alcoholism characterized by intermittent bouts of craving) 23. Discord 24. Disrespect 25. Disrespectfulness 26. Dissatisfaction 27. Dogmatism 28. Dominance 29. Eagerness for power 30. Effrontery (insolent or impertinent behavior) 31. Egoism 32. Enviousness 33. Envy 34. Excessiveness 35. Faithlessness 36. Falseness 37. Furtiveness 38. Gambling 39. Garrulity (tediously talking about trivial matters) 40. Gluttony 41. Greed 42. Greed for money 43. Grudge 44. Hard-heartedness 45. Hatred 46. Haughtiness 47. High-handedness 48. Hostility 49. Humiliation 50. Hurt 51. Hypocrisy 52. Ignorance 53. Imperiousness (assuming power or authority without justification) 54. Imposture (pretending to be someone else in order to deceive) 55. Impudence 56. Inattentiveness 57. Indifference 58. Ingratitude 59. Insatiability 60. Insidiousness 61. Intolerance 62. Intransigence (unwilling or refusing to change one's views or to agree about something); 63. Irresponsibility 64. Jealousy 65. Know-it-all 66. Lack of comprehension 67. Laziness 68. Lecherousness 69. Lying 70. Malignancy 71. Manipulation 72. Masochism 73. Mercilessness 74. Negativity 75. Obsession 76. Obstinacy 77. Oppression 78. Ostentatiousness 79. Pessimism 80. Prejudice 81. Presumption 82. Pretence 83. Pride 84. Prodigality (spending money or using resources freely and recklessly) 85. Quarrelsomeness 86. Rage 87. Rapacity (being aggressively greedy or grasping) 88. Ridicule 89. Sadism 90. Sarcasm 91. Seducement 92. Self-denial 93. Self-hatred 94. Sexual lust 95. Shamelessness 96. Stinginess 97. Stubbornness 98. Torment 99. Tyranny 100. Unkindness 101. Unruliness 102. Unyielding 103. Vanity 104. Vndictiveness 105. Violence 106. Violent temper 107. Voluptuousness 108. Wrath

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Thank you for compiling it so well! I love it!

[@pradhyudh]

Mast hai Bhai

[@saurabhjoshi2226]

I still remember older podcasts where Varun told his new year stories. Very hilarious😂

[@jazzybooooo]

Kautuk's cat previously belonged to schrödinger!

[@RitajDubey]

Guys like Kowtuk steal all them pussies yo!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Now it’s Srivastava’s Cat.

[@Xeroffice]

Kautuk also previously belonged and lived there

[@jazzybooooo]

@@Xeroffice 😂😂

[@pranav.tripathi]

@@Xeroffice wdym Neville owns the box

[@saumyatasingh1845]

Varun didn't go to the party so that he can prove he's an Ambivert What dedication 😂

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

😂

[@sriee_0793]

I like how it became 2 peti mahina,it was pehele 1 peti And Bawa reacted the same both times lol😂💀

[@rahulkanugo7943]

Bhai 1 se 2 hogele hai abhi. Isliye.

[@kewaldoshi]

Inflation bhai

[@blissfulbubble99]

😂😂😂

[@hussupussu]

Me: I'll watch 10 mins of the TISS podcast and get back to work.. (Reality: Finished this whole episode and rewatched a few old episodes too) #forinspiration

[@maitrakhatri]

Kautuk SAME PINCH !!!!! I was super sick and read THE WHITE TIGER on 31st, started around 3-4 in the afternoon and completed at 1:30 in the night, LOVED IT !!!!!!!

[@saishkantak2538]

Procrastinating while laughing about how i am procrastinating and continue to procrastinate... ahhh

[@blissfulbubble99]

The passion with which bawa speaks about his creative process and procrastination 🤌🥺🏻

[@hulk94smash]

Mastt episode 💯 Facts bhi the, stories bhi thi, personal stories bhi thi.. Procrastination relate haha

[@ronikagarwal7018]

Was about to go for lunch while i was procrastinating for work since a week and did not not what to watch while eating. Completely forgot it was a Tuesday when this popped up.

[@Pasdpawn]

Adar is looking like an early 2000s bollywood side actor who’s always the first one to get beaten up by the villains

[@adithyav9283]

I spent half the podcast wondering why kautuk's shirt says RCBCL before realising that it actually says REBEL 😂😂

[@um-rz2dz]

My kind of podcast😂 Awww the cat😭 the little big yawns😭 Pity she went back to sleep after stretching😂 This is probably my favourite episode now😌 Goal: write everyday at sunsets or any time of the day

[@lijomathew8373]

So choosing procrastination and laziness as topics was NOT A COINCIDENCE. 😁

[@himanshuRamaani]

There exist Placebo meds, it's called homoeopathy...😭🤣

[@idreeskanchwala]

2023 is hitting Kautuk HARD! beard whitening rapidly

[@SwishGamer23]

Kautuk Transitioning into Tom Hanks from castaway with a hair stylist

[@rik2964]

I managed to study for my sem exam today 3 hours before and it went good. The satisfaction i got after giving exam by putting so low effort . Felt like Tom Cruise. Arousal delay 💯

[@idreeskanchwala]

heard of Method Actor, Varun is a Method Comedian.. procrastinating because needs a laptop and then writing a joke about the procrastination due to laptop! Waah Waah Waah!!

[@krusings-bq2qg]

literally procrastinated feeding myself to watch this episode

[@sharvarihasabnis9876]

Begum totally got the assignment!👍💯

[@pubalipramanik2804]

In Japan, at the end of the year, a bell is chimed 108 times in Buddhist temples to finish the old year and welcome the new one. Each ring represents one of 108 earthly temptations (Bonnō) a person must overcome to achieve nirvana.

[@sanikapitale7876]

Just like I am procrastinating studying for my finals, writing a report, an assignment and a synopsis by watching tiss

[@dhairyasheelkale603]

Procrastination in one word: merchandise. Even after “publicly announcing“.

[@deepanjan_paul]

Just woke up to a TISS new episode notification. Chai piyesh aur dekhesh!

[@wildest.dreams]

Loved the episode…..my resolution was to excercise but I broke my elbow and therefore can’t 😅

[@julianasboyfriend]

avatar gill joke was tooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood, and i loved it how bawa asked permission for it

[@julianasboyfriend]

varun's home now looks like something you might find in architecture digest, kudos to nikita

[@priyanshshrivastava5861]

Madonna on the rocks 😂 we got you Aadar

[@drkulkarnishriram6326]

Bawa's the therapy I needed today !!

[@likun54]

kotuk- procastination nevile - " hold my beer"

[@kaustubh1969]

@37:00 onwards it’s brilliant. Thanks Kautuk

[@salvi2606]

Decided to walk for an hour everyday this year going strong listing to ur podcast.. feels like walking with frns.. as is I Don't contribute much in groups.. busy procrastinating... this podcast felt like my group is discussing about me

[@adityabhatia8892]

Sasta ranveer singh strikes back after a long time. Happy New Year to TISS and TISS Army , missed you all , love - Sasta Ranveer Singh

[@Starlord3d3]

Loved Meows appearance. I wish she had some inputs on Procrastination and Laziness 🤩

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Kautuk looks really good with the longish beard.

[@ashankpriyadarshi1733]

5:33 Kautuk legend😂

[@jarmangill5911]

Pathaan trailer ka full podcast chahiye next and needs to know if BaBa thinks it can pass bectel test

[@balshankar6140]

Max love ❤️❤️❤️🌹🌹. Happy new year guys... hope I get to catch u guys live

[@meghnachoudhury1622]

Good to see y'all together after so long ❤️

[@meher5935]

Here for Neville and his sour grape jokes. Love you all boys HNY

[@anjuchoudhary3491]

In South India, we make colorful Rangoli/Kolam/Muggu on 1st Jan to welcome the new year. 😊✨ It is always a pleasure to walk around colorful streets on the first day of the year.

[@triptisharma5121]

Aadar in the outro 😂😂😂

[@prasadposam]

If anyone is interested , Paintings are from Alphonso Mucha

[@RitajDubey]

New year Resolution : I want to get my dream job this year 😀

[@AdityaMadduri]

The procrastination discussion might be one of the best things discussed on the podcast. Both hilarious and deeply frustrating

[@gayatripatil07]

Like how I'm procrastinating my submissions which are due tomorrow!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

As someone who studied Sociology, life is research. I can turn any seemingly mundane activity into an Academic Paper with a good title.

[@homosapien5156]

Pretty much same here. Although I am studying Anthropology.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@homosapien5156 Anthropology and Sociology are Social Science Siblings

[@bawasimp]

9:20 bawa: “mujhe sunke hangover ho rha hai”

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I mean, in ‘90s Mainstream Hindi Cinema, the dialogues were mostly written on set. Idk if that’s procrastination.

[@GladwinGracias]

The post credits clips 🤣🤣🤣

[@kanikjuneja9986]

I empathise with Varun's 2 peti mahina. December me pura paisha jayinga 🥲😭

[@PokhrajRoy.]

16:42 Ok, #JusticeForVarun has been rescinded on the grounds that there are some of us (points to self) who don’t compute ‘travelling light’. Normalise ever expanding luggage on vacation.

[@sonali5910]

So happy to see this posted ❤️

[@hamzahkhan2328]

Begumbottom

[@piyushbhageria9170]

Deewane Hue Paagal is a classic and one of the last true comedies!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Varun is really proving himself as an Ambivert: He didn’t go with his friends to party and be inebriated.

[@vasinelluri1936]

There is a cattttt … there is a cat in cowtunk’s window @ 1:11:51 bottom right corner

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Varun ‘I have the older version of an Old Monk Bottle’ Thakur is going to have a Dry January? Good luck from my side! I’d say ‘Cheers!’ but that’d be a January ruined.

[@anandmahamuni5442]

No what is this, I have finals in a week and they drop one about procrastination 😭

[@tejasjoshi1479]

This podcast kept reminding me of all my unfinished chores yaar 🤦🤦🤦

[@SweetSourPickle]

Butter Chicken

[@sanidhyak9049]

Varun was so excited to tell new year stories, that he forgot to plug in the mic. *sad mic noises*

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

It’s happened in 2 recordings now 😢

[@sanidhyak9049]

@@VarunThakurOfficial Koi nahi yogesh bhai, hota rehta hai. Ohh sorry I meant Varun

[@sharan9799]

Ending 😂

[@amruta0892]

Loved the avatar gill joke Bawa!

[@dnyanadamadlekar9307]

108 is an important number in Hinduism and Buddhism. In Hinduism, it is the number used for chanting and mantra repetition. According to Vedic cosmology, the distance between the divine and our bodies is 108 units, and with each chant, a person is believed to be one unit closer to the divine. In Buddhism, it is believed that each ring of a Buddhist rosary represents one of the 108 earthly temptations (Bonnō) that a person must overcome to achieve nirvana.

[@zainabm.m.]

This episode on procrastination came one hour late.

[@ChinmayTiwariOfficial]

Book 31st October 2023 as Halloween special ghost stories.

[@nikhil_mahajan685]

Just wanted to Thank Neville for recommending MODERN FAMILY in one of the episodes. Complete dekehesh 3 baar ❤

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Not even a second and I will say I noticed the change in Varun’s Partition.

[@himanshachhaparwal3342]

Please upload this on Spotify soon 😢

[@julianasboyfriend]

aadar is my best friend now, for watching all season of modern family, i have watched it 5 times, this is my 6th rerun, matlab kuch aur touch hi nahi karna hai, breakfast,lunch,dinner me khana nahi hai to chalega, modern family hona chahiye.....also guys please discuss kardo na modern family chalo 15 minutes ke liye hi sahi

[@dwaipayansinha4119]

What do TISS fans not procrastinate about? Watching the show obviously

[@H_N_]

Wooohooo! In the first few to comment, happy TISSday folks! 😁😁

[@paradoxgot522]

extreme laziness is also a symptom of chronic depression...so many of this history figure might be just depressed, which makes stories quite sad 🫥

[@indp8752]

just TISS for varun

[@rockybalboa6969]

14:39 best

[@romanarumki4683]

Whenever the ministers went to the king to complain, he would say "Talk to my throne!"✋🏼🙄 #oksorry🚶🏻‍♀️

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Haha this was funny! No apologies required.

[@romanarumki4683]

😛

[@ujjwaldkl]

I am gonna complete DevOps at the end of the year.

[@ashishmeher1584]

Do Peti Mahina ! Varun enjoying the good life.

[@aarohiketkar]

Varun went from 1 peti mahina to 2 peti mahina. That's inflation.

[@manasvipatel4751]

Avtar Gill joke is the best

[@ishanrangarajan6546]

Loved it!!

[@aditya61997]

Love you boyssss

[@JeansyJam]

This month neet ka portion finish karna hai ! If I do it it'll happen, I JUST NEED TO DO IT !

[@venkatavaradhanchakravarthy]

Funniest episode ever

[@ankitathorat2229]

Dekh bhi liya pura 🤣

[@venkatavaradhanchakravarthy]

@@ankitathorat2229 Yes, ye bhi koi doubt karne wali baat hoti hai?

[@OmkarDeshmukh4]

Varun, it was an 1 peti mahina till last year!

[@deesesu8337]

#JusticeForVarun AND #JusticeForAadarsMonkeyFact !

[@ankushrai7366]

There was No fireworks at Marine drive this year :/

[@kulkarnikarthkeya2224]

Baap!!!!

[@subramanyakinik3774]

schitzngiggles

[@armaanahmed8357]

59:10🤣

[@ironclad5420]

Happy New Year Guys!!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

How I’ve come to see New Year’s Day is that I celebrate it between 4:00 pm IST on both 31st December and 1st January which corresponds to the International Date Line.

[@ishanrangarajan6546]

#justiceForVarun

[@TusharRoy01]

Commenting for engagement ✊🏾

[@rushabhgangar7148]

Since when are we having post credit scenes in tiss episodes.