VCARCHIVES VHS Watch Party: Putting Ourselves on Blast

Dr. RIP and I have been clowning on other people's school projects for weeks, so we thought it's only fair to offer up our own school projects for public shaming with "Self-Shame Sunday". We each share goofy 8th grade video book reports from the 80s, and had viewers vote on their favorite.
Please note that the other people who appeared in our vintage class projects are cut out from this episode, as they did not consent to this uniquely mortifying experience.
We also watch a couple of locally-produced, dream-of-the-nineties Portland videos about how to be a good tenant by not constantly yelling and escalating, and how to stay out of gangs, with a surprise cameo by a deceased mayor.
See VCARCHIVES live a couple times a week or so on twitch.tv/vcarchives
And you can find great VHS uploads at / drripvhs