Interview Part 3: Noel Fielding answers some of your more ad hoc questions (2nd half)

The readers of The Velvet Onion sent in their questions (en masse!) for Noel Fielding and Noel very kindly permitted us to ask them. Here are some further questions that defied categorisation; indeed, there were many!
Thanks to everyone who got involved and a big thank you to Noel for his time and patience.
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[@ChauntelleM]

I applaud whoever decided on the swively chair.

[@emunahshalomselah5124]

If he did a fashion line, I would totally wear it! I love his style.

[@stayforthepeelpronpls4774]

DudleyMooreFan 6:03

[@Sharriska]

"I've got to look after Noel, he's not even facing the right way" - Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[@missymani]

Sometimes I think that I don't like him as much as I used to. Then he opens his mouth to say anything and I fall in love again. He is very unique, very honest in his answers. He seems like a truly happy person, I admire that.

[@pneumokoki2]

I feel the same 🙂

[@syyodd39]

If this show with Russell was 'The Goth Detectives', I would die with happiness

[@Mutatedcorpse]

bro same, 9 years later....did they ever end up making the show?

[@_.ellemae]

"noel fielding being unable to sit still in a chair for 8 mins"

[@pants8000]

I am mesmerized by this man

[@groovydeath]

He is so pleasant to the eyes

[@anacarolmsc]

Sonia Grodzka and ears

[@ghjgme]

Personally I am a fan of the androgynous fashion movement. If I can wear a motorcycle/military style boot with my dresses, I think men can dress more flamboyantly.

[@chrisbuss3208]

the way people dress today is a result of the evolution of our clothes, which has generally changed over time as to what humans like or are attracted to.

[@carolfarwell9843]

tons of love for Noel. I want him - in a dress or out of a dress. He's too wonderful.

[@SongJLikes]

I like how Noel is exactly the person I was expecting him to be… What a legend.

[@09IpodQueen]

'Julian likes wearing a dress too'. This made me happy! I love Noel and Julian sooo much!

[@morganzola]

i love noel fielding. he's a musician, a comedian, an artist, an actor......i aspire to know as much as him. i want to raid his wardrobe and become him, and then date him... you know? i love him. so much.

[@Magz672]

He moved about 50 miles on that chair

[@danniiemars]

I love how he just spins on his chair like a child haha

[@alicewilson4516]

The constant moving is adorable.

[@KatAndPandaIsMagical]

I'm crying...Noel you are SO lovely xxxxxxx

[@pretenditsagoodworld]

what a lovely interview - he's such an interesting person

[@Vailover4ever]

Thanks for this so much love the way he spins around, love his hair, and most of all his laughter. BTW Noel and Serge together, WOW!!!!!!

[@queenbee9013]

Noel Fielding would make a great Dr. Who.... I'd definitely watch 😍😘

[@SophieInDigital]

Noel's eyes ;0

[@TaylorjAdams]

Over 10000 views and no dislikes. For someone who admits to enjoying wearing womens clothes no less. Rock on!

[@demelzascheffer8145]

ahw i love his laugh

[@deathbastardable]

I want him as my friend :'(

[@greykollasunneva]

I just really this man in my life, he's so vibrant and lovely!

[@Elnont]

Love Noel Fielding's surreal humour.

[@slayskoolfu737]

Still love Luxury Comedy and Boosh.

[@lav_wren]

"become an art teacher" i'd die if he taught me art

[@ellenavvygibson]

Noel Fielding fashion line please?

[@Hester.K]

I have synesthesia and this is the best interview to watch.

[@bex82uk]

Same! ❤

[@Hester.K]

@@bex82uk that’s awesome!!

[@bex82uk]

@@Hester.K cool isn’t it, this interview is practically therapy I keep coming back to it

[@Hester.K]

@@bex82uk me too! He’s so calming.

[@zeliosorchid]

I love that studio! Great interview too.

[@katesander93]

I love artists and its not an easy path. Its not like you go to a ob and are told what to do, they make things out of nothing but ideas. So I am glad to see him stretch himself and attempt things. As he said everything is a step to the next. The next thing will be undoubtedly even more interesting and created out of a kind of love. Wanting to entertain like he does is an act of live for people. I'd take him over Brand any day.

[@jjuliaannee]

Noel answered ANOTHER question of mine! Wow, The Velvet Onion thank you for this interview - it was amazing. Can't wait for the rest!

[@aaronwebb1548]

I knew he'd say Hendrix as soon as I read the question. I don't know why, it just seemed right.

[@bluelamp8183]

I don't blame him for distancing himself on twitter - he learned the hard way.

[@lindamunro4422]

Noel Fielding, just is...I'm a huge fan💛❤💜💙💚

[@kittymouse86]

I think it's hilarious that he "revealed" here that he's a transvestite. Way to come out, Noel. We had no idea.

[@ren1381]

He wants to switch lives with Jagger or Lennon? Respect for the choices. I'd just like to point out I think Noel looks like Lennon and Jett's love child which is a ridiculous if you really think about it. but I've thought that since I first heard him make jokes about borrowing Jett's hair ect. Love the art work! Looking at Noel I'm not sure if I want to be attracted to him? be him? or raid his awesome wardrobe. I guess I'll just settle for him being inspiration for my own creativity :)

[@lukebrock8482]

I want the elephant painting 🤩

[@amandamcewan8872]

Noel just a thought..do Dr Who.

[@stellacoul]

He'd make a great Companion or even a wonderfully eccentric Doctor.

[@HalloweenJack7]

I realize this comment is six years old, but I just heard him talk about that on Chris Hardwick’s Idiot podcast.

[@Hell0ItsHayley]

Cant wait for new Luxury comedy Noel, wish the Boosh would come back sometimes though

[@chloesmith3119]

Lliana's doing that thing tomorrow at the London zoo, right? I can just imagine her getting to be a tour guide, and Noel sneaking into the tour on his knees trying to look like a six year old. Then when the tour starts, he pops up, kisses Lliana on the cheek while the boys pretend to gag and the girls squeal, and then he helps her along on the tour, but he's really just mesmerized by the animals and being Noel in general, then they all have a picnic, and a kid makes a clover crown for Noel. :)

[@LBM290]

i love him XD he is so awesome

[@RikkiSixx]

cant wait for the next one, thanks TVO ♥

[@MrJasperjwood]

jimi is my also always my first answer to who would you bring back to life

[@crystalyana9533]

Can Noel ever stay still!!❤️

[@scr34moBanananana]

omg i would cry if serge and noel were on buzzcocks

[@dreadpiratedan]

anyone have any idea where his jacket's from?

[@AndrineML]

Come to Norway Noel! I'll take you skiing :D

[@clapadamclap]

id bring Marc Bolan back, god i miss him..

[@robertplantisgod1234]

It doesn't matter. Bowie usually pronounced it bowie not bauwie. He has said in interviews that it doesn't matter though. People with British accents usually say it as bauwie. I think both pronunciations are sexy;) lol

[@michaelfitzgeraldwazowski]

i've got a thing to tell you, TVO. and that thing is that i love you. x

[@TheBudhagirlk]

yeah.. I like the sound of part 2 of infinity and beyond. ;)

[@scotter]

With regard to her question why there aren't as many women as men in comedy. I propose that it coincides with the roles men and women have played for over 100,000 years from a biologic/genetic perspective. Think sperm and egg. One egg with thousands of "contenders" for the egg's favors. A man must "impress" a woman to gain her favors and be able to mate with her. She is the gatekeeper to sex and thus doesn't have to be funny or exhibit many of the other traits/skills men must in order to assure their viability. For women, it's a different set of traits.

[@RikkiSixx]

♥

[@louisecamilleri3341]

im pretty bummed that he didnt say he'd bring back amy winehouse :(

[@sarcasmo57]

Who you you be for a day comment reader?

[@guitarist1147]

The first is Sergio, the second is Grayson Perry.

[@shelbyolivia4463]

What does he say will stop at the beginning?

[@pamelajocelyn9210]

Please tell me there are more parts to this interview....plezz

[@LBM290]

I agree Noel and Serge XD just ...WOW :3

[@LuckyVogon]

What is the name of another person from Noel`s Buzzcocks dream team (first is Sergio)?

[@ousel_night]

I hope someone has explained non-binary vs the T word to him by now.

[@r.g.9717]

I assume people have considering he now calls himself a girlboy or a feminine man, but also so what? Identity is up to an individual, if being a transvestite is the most accurate word for someone let them be. I assume you’re young and don’t understand but transsexual, transvestite, and tranny were our labels for decades and they fit and are often more useful than modern words.

[@ImASocalWoman]

Is this really 2 of 2? There's not more? (please)

[@TheBudhagirlk]

love. love. love the hair. \m/ rock star. :)

[@bardo677]

I wish I let you keep that badge I lost it 🤭

[@bardo677]

I loved the speed you disapeered over that table. Like French exits are totally part of my life now

[@bardo677]

How brAVE exactly? Is he good in test situations?

[@bardo677]

Grrrrr

[@bardo677]

No. Standing up is long. Professional people can do it on their backs

[@bardo677]

Have you tried putting your legs in shirt sleeves. Purring an elastic band round the neck but on the inside then tying the waist with string. You can do it neat. Instant drop crotch

[@powers_media]

wait is it bowie or bauwie??

[@westeraf1987]

YAY RIKKI!!!!!!!

[@gromitpesley]

who is surge ? 1.34

[@zoehawkins5074]

Serge Pizzorno, he and noel worked together on Luxury :)

[@joshuawales]

I have that fucking chair in my room man, ikea

[@LuckyVogon]

thanks=)

[@wozzywick]

What's f**ked up about wanting to be a comedian? I'd love to be a comedian- already started writing sketches, but I don't think I could do stand up

[@RamonaT53]

I would bring Brian Jones back to life...definately

[@IdLikeToRubYourBack]

By Serj, does he mean Serj Tankien?

[@erinhassey204]

Fred he's in kasabian.

[@glam_racket]

Bloke from Kasabian

[@keef5543]

69 ? 68 jagger is the best jagger

[@KaiElan]

why did he say Jagger in 69 when he could've said Jagger in 68?

[@taeminsgayvape]

Noel fielding, part time transvestite