Vermintide 2 Anniversary Event Drunken Dialogue

New drunken voice lines added for "A Quite Drink" level in the Vermintide 2 Anniversary Update.

[@chrisnicolet8910]

Steam Tank Saltspyre confirmed 4th class

[@sirpieman300]

drive me closer! i want to hit them with my sword!

[@Denterify2]

I want some fanart about Kruber pushing Salzpyre with a wheelbarrow into an enemy horde :D

[@TheRyderShotgunn]

chuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachugga... *WHOOO WHOOOOOOOO*

[@fuckoff565]

I hope they release that as an April fool's event

[@_foodwrap_]

i mean he's basically a steam tank with the new talents

[@dogbone4665]

[NAMELESS VOICE] You'll NEVER become a steam tank driver, Victor. Tooting that whistle will forever be just a DREAM.

[@STDMage]

Victor: ˢᴵᴸᴱᴱᴱᴱᴺᶜᴱ

[@jacobbritton109]

This comment is gold

[@ReikuYin]

Victor: WHOOWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[@ry4nmaster]

Sigmar, preserve me!

[@ProjectHunter571]

Fucking bel'akor

[@schizosamurai8840]

POV: You are sad lonely witch hunter who imitates his comrades to keep himself a company

[@J_Warral]

No. Screw you, you Chaos Sorcerer of Depression!

[@dexteritea5356]

Plot twist, There is no U5 in vermintide 2. Victor was the only survivor, and the others are a drunken haze he creates for himself.

[@schizosamurai8840]

@@dexteritea5356 lmao nice

[@tranz2deep]

This gets a shout-out made in the Netflix _Castlevania_ series when Alucard's nervous breakdown includes his making dolls of the other two and mocking them...

[@armintor2826]

Saltzpyre's secret talent: rampant schizophrenia

[@Warhero1171]

"Saltzpire get out of the tank!" "You're not my dad!"

[@antiprotaganist5109]

Kruber: I am literally your dad, get out of the fucking tank.

[@danny_decheeto8300]

@@antiprotaganist5109 Saltzpyre: n0

[@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda]

"You are not my Emperor!" Karl: "Victor I'm LITERTALLY your Emperor. Get out of the steam tank!!" Victor: "NAY!"

[@jusa297]

@@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda "I'm literally in a steam tank and you're not"

[@javionadrien1167]

i realize Im quite off topic but do anybody know of a good place to watch newly released movies online ?

[@TwinklesTheChinchilla]

Some of the best voice acting in gaming history... is in a game about rat slapping.

[@mrcombine7983]

I dunno how or why it happened, but i love it, literally only problem i have with voice acting is that kruber as a grail knight doesn't have a thicc french accent cause yah know, Bretonnia

[@EarFarce4]

Warhammer games strangely often times have great voice acting.

[@Yorkington]

@@mrcombine7983 Kruber picks up and quickly drops the French accent as he realizes what he's done to himself. The shame never goes away, but can be soothed with the quick demolishing of skaven hordes.

[@RedxHarlow]

@@Yorkington What do you mean by "what hes done to himself?"

[@stankobarabata2406]

@@mrcombine7983 Well, they keep it consistent. It's his "canon" career, as in the one that is lore correct. So, him being a former soldier of the Empire and having never actually lived among Bretonnians, of course his accent will be mostly a running gag, instead of serious. Plus even Kruber doesn't think of himself as truly Bretonnian. He still worships Taal above any other deity. Fun fact - Taal is also a God in the Bretonnian pantheon, so it's more like Kruber embracing his mixed heritage of Imperial and Bretonnian.

[@Warhero1171]

I like how Bardin is the only one who isn't really drunk considering he's a dwarf. It shows some good attention to lore.

[@Grumbaki]

Someone’s read Stone and Steel

[@QuestionableObject]

Markus doesn't really sound any different But I guess like he said, his secret is that he's *always* drunk.

[@QuestionableObject]

@T. O. He is 100% an alcoholic.

[@ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777]

But he did roast Lohner's donkey

[@Zanuth-001]

Or... he's ALWAYS somewhat drunk.

[@Zox457]

*IMITATES A STEAM TANK'S WHISTLE*

[@MaliciousGrim05]

So, when's the dlc that adds the mission where Saltzpyre gets to drive a steam tank.

[@ZuperZombiezlayer]

Things I never thought I needed in life.

[@antiprotaganist5109]

It requires all 5 people as you pilot a steam tank through a large battlefield.

[@Janfon1]

@@antiprotaganist5109 Warframe's Railjack update but in Vermintide 2

[@furiousfinch1587]

Holy shit, imagine that; escorting a makeshift Steam Tank somewhere, and you can stand on top of it for special dialogue.

[@mollsgreys5827]

Won't accept unless the team is drunk

[@hairypancake]

As if Saltzpyre wasn't already best boy, they found a way to make him even better.

[@weebwhacker6217]

*turns into Ozzy Osbourne for a sec* I'm a steam tank! *try's desperately to become Tomas the tank engine*

[@theannouncer5538]

The fact that kerillians horse got eaten by ratmen tells me these 5 need a warhammer tv series

[@henrikandreason7261]

A Netflix show would be awesome 😁

[@Razgriz_01]

An animated show would be more better. Warhammer is way to... over the top for a live action tv-series.

[@badfoody]

Imagine the art team of Voltron or Castlevania working on this

[@Klavinmour]

@@Razgriz_01 To be fair I think one was confirmed around the time that Magic the Gathering got a Netflix series confirmed.

[@Razgriz_01]

"Netflix series" Its already ruined

[@mortman200]

VALIANT KRUBAH

[@armintor2826]

*CHOO CHOOOOOO*

[@Donbasos14]

And here contempt at the fact that Saltzpyre is saying the truth and out of frustration says "Name one that isn't lying". This whole segment is gold. Also Saltzpyre calling everyone Lumberfoots and then saying that he is starting to do it as well.

[@vandeheyeric]

Name one **that isn't LYING!**

[@midshipman8654]

Donbasos14 if i remember in vermintide 1 Kruber actually decently liked Saltzepyre as a boss.

[@Canukles]

Kruber actually likes Saltzpyre, because despite his demeanor he's actually cool, unlike Keril. If I recall the lore Saltz only took Kruber into his service as a superficial bodyguard to help him escort Sienna to Ubershriek for trial, because he learned Kruber really needed a vacation.

[@F4T4LV0iD]

Everyone's voice work in this game is amazing, but Tim Bentinck's work as Saltzpyre is second to none.

[@Aredel]

FOR SIGMAR, THE HAMMER, AND THE EMPIRE!

[@DanteTorn]

The VA in Vermintide and its sequel are amazing. Saltzpyre's VA though? He's smashing his role out of the park and into the next county. I don't even like playing as him and I still absolutely love him. (I mainly play Bardin and Sienna. I can do ok with Kruber and Elf, and Saltyboi is probably my least played.)

[@DixieSchizo]

I think Krubers is my favorite. Maybe it's just his easy going personality and tame sarcasm

[@Grabnok]

Saltzpyre does phenomenal impressions of his companions

[@deadfichboat]

Victor the Steamtank, best thing ever.

[@furiousfinch1587]

"Why is the (rum) ale gone?"

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

@@furiousfinch1587 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHrQlKmqf998gZo

[@spacegremlin9972]

Drunk kerillian and Saltzpyre are amazing

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

Flowing Dragon bestest parts of this!!

[@rhyderrek6155]

Drunk Kerillian is adorable, Drunk Sienna is fucking hilarious, and drunk Saltzpyre begins as funny and then becomes sad when you realize that he has to put on a show, unable or unwilling to really connect with the other 4 because of his vocation.

[@LordJackass]

_I am well resp'ct'd..._

[@Nogu3]

I love it how Bardin is significantly less drunk then everyone else, given that he probably drinks more then half the ale in Ubersreich every night

[@chaosinc.382]

That ale is probably weaker than dwarven stuff as well.

[@bigburd875]

@@chaosinc.382 in the lore the Dwarfs grow hardier barely that makes better beer, and dwarf beer is coveted the world over

[@Sherudons]

I honestly hope they add in a steam tank level and he calls dibs on driving it. I'd buy that map.

[@IamaPERSON]

Even better if you play as Salty, and you get an achievement called “And it even has a whistle!”

[@warhawk9566]

I love the implication that Kruber and Bardin drink so much already that it barely affects them

[@johndane9754]

The wood elf is such a child when drunk.

[@Hideyoriisdaman]

Adorable

[@bigshortstop1931]

Which is made even more funny because she normally acts like the groups overbearing mother.

[@Lia096]

She's QUEEN Kerillian the first! xD

[@lear7845]

I want to carry her when she is drunk

[@CBRN-115]

Never thought a Warhammer elf would be cute as this

[@suspiciousginger2632]

45 minutes of straight Vermintide dialogue, Sigmar be praised!

[@borbo23]

0:00 - Conversations 3:55 - Sienna 11:24 - Bardin 19:30 - Kruber 27:17 - Kerillian 36:21 - Saltzpyre

[@flibbernodgets7018]

The voice acting is the best part about this game that has so much good going for it... However, for some reason hearing Sienna say "drinky" makes me cringe

[@brosephnoonan223]

U a real 1

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

Thank you!!

[@IamaPERSON]

Thanks

[@t.s.7166]

"oh look the taverns on fire....THE TAVERNS ON FIRE!?!"

[@user-kc8dl4br9f]

BLESS THIS RAVAGED thingie

[@obijiay]

I love this Queen Kerillian the First. Permanent voice DLC when

[@rastanar12]

The Obese Megalodon. I see what you did there.

[@dabblerdeluxe775]

Just got it now... Fat Shark

[@NicoMartok]

Victor's lines are the best. Obviously he's the most effected of the bunch.

[@ICanHazRecon911]

Oh yeah for sure - Him and Kerillian both don't seem the type to frequently drink so him being a ridiculous lightweight with no self control and her being a bratty child while drunk are both wonderfully loreful, at least in my mind

[@Alaztor878]

37:29 "POISON!!!! But such sweet, sweet poison..." I think Saltzpyre should go out more, and I'm not saying to hunt heretics...

[@Heyiya-if]

Step 1: get Salty to similar state of drunk. Step 2: Chuck in room with Bright Wizard, close door and leave. Step 3: profit. Or at least a somewhat less chronically enraged Salty.

[@ribbon8546]

I love how indignant Victor sounded when Sienna asked him what the hell he was doing like she just told him Sigmar was fake or something

[@dd11111]

The exact same voice you use when your partner doesn't guess the answer to your charades. GOLD!

[@zecron8]

39:12 is the funniest thing I've heard in this game's fantastic dialogue so far.

[@HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad]

Oh look the tavern's on fire... THE TAVERN'S ON FIREEEE!!!

[@arthurmorganssickness1888]

@@HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad FIRE! FIRE!

[@carloscaro9121]

Steam Tank Saltzpyre is new head canon. He had the opportunity after the Skittergate, as a favor from the tank's commander to one of the Ubersreik Five. He went a bit overboard and executed three heretics under its gears, while *imitating a steam tank's whistle.*

[@dd11111]

Not sure he would actually whistle unless already drunk. But I can imagine the Childlike grin on his face when he gets to pop out of the top hatch. And I imagine it's brilliant.

[@johnmoo8072]

39:54 I love that wheeze when he said that line, idk why but it cracks me up x3

[@thant0s]

Drunk Kerillian's squeak.. I'm absolute dead lol

[@Donbasos14]

Wait, Squeek?

[@ro3528]

@@Donbasos14 The red wine part. Too adorable. ^^

[@RustBot42]

And the sing-song parts make me think that her VA probably has a pretty solid singing voice, I'd love to hear her perform something as Kerillian!

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

RustBot42 damn right. She does certainly sound trained.

[@lukaslawrence8863]

30:36

[@flibbernodgets7018]

They must have had so much fun recording these

[@inquisitorkrieger8171]

Saltzpyre and Kerillian's were the best. Always fun to watch/listen to the uptight ones get blitzed

[@Shika....]

Saltzpyre: I am well respected Kerillian: By who, name one Salltzpyre: Valiant Kruber Kerillan: Name one that isnt lying 😂😂😂 love drunk kerillian

[@kevinspacey5951]

The Floor Always wine

[@codyarcher3263]

The Sheer Joy in Kerillians voice, especially when she sees the cask of Bugmans :D

[@CBRN-115]

Guess she does have some merry charm to her

[@thelemoneater]

oh look. The taverns on fire. THE TAVERNS ON FIRE!!!!!!! 39:12

[@CBRN-115]

I love that lil pause. Makes it more cartoonishly funny

[@peters9329]

I remember that this character is also voiced by Mung Daal

[@vcount6676]

No, Saltspyre, it's just the northern lights

[@thelemoneater]

@@vcount6676 Aurora borealis? At this side the empire?

[@49mozzer]

Reminds me of Red Dwarf for some reason.

[@thaileinh9877]

32:57 Kerillian, your Dark Elf side is showing

[@ultimategamer876]

I wouldn't put it past the would elves to do that either.

[@antiprotaganist5109]

33:30 kerillian, I think kaine just possesed your doll, dude.

[@misterjoshua5720]

39:10 is the greatest line read from a fantastic game.

[@alexandersinhell8376]

He’s basically Jack Sparrow when he said that

[@K.B98]

"But why's the rum gone?"

[@Motolmang]

YOU DARE CHALLENGE A SON OF SIG...SIGNS...SIGGINS...SIG...SIGMAR!?!?

[@theguardsman5358]

Sigismund

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

@@theguardsman5358 SIGIS-WHAT??? WHAAAA

[@NatyaVT]

"Ach! Dwarves are filthy brewers, but it just so happens I like a filthy brew!" ~Queen Kerillian the first. 2019

[@RAWKET9]

20:50 "Kruber needs ale, badly." Love the Gauntlet reference!

[@rockjock3]

"I have a cunning plan...!" - saltzpyre. Me: is... is that YOU Baldric?!

[@shenko9946]

Can Kerillian just be drunk all the time? XD

[@commissarchristopherjohnso4745]

It makes her far more tolerable.

[@1stcaptainraldoron538]

I mean her accent is Scottish.

[@proto303]

@@1stcaptainraldoron538 pretty sure it's irish, still fitting

[@ayrtonbarmecide4912]

@@proto303 na it's Scottish. It's subtler than most people over here talk but it's defo recognisable as Scottish. She sounds a bit like one of my teachers haha

[@Son_Daughter_of_Slaanesh]

@@proto303 It's scottish twitter.com/AlixWiltonRegan/status/969019458692857856

[@jonathanredacted3245]

I'm imagining sigmar gleefully looking down upon saltzpyre drunkenly stumbling through helmgart, he was a conan the barbarian type who reigned from a viking esque hall

[@madelinemccaul8209]

Kerillian best door

[@Jango172]

Gosh, I wish they included a voice radial menu like in L4D. There's such ample material just from this video alone.

[@benmonson9256]

great idea but bardin singing and “HOGGARS BRIDGE?” would ruin it

[@justjoking5252]

I can imagine it now: Kerillian: _*Dies_ Saltzspyre: _Elf?_ *_ELF?!_*

[@theemperorofmankind5910]

Keep this in mind: The U5 slapped skaven and rotblood hordes while drunk as hell. God I love them.

[@jpjfrey5673]

I didn't notice that before, but as soon as Kerillian started speaking I thought: *Sebille, for fuck's sake, we killed a Divine, and now you're killing rats like we're back in Act 1? Where's the gear we bought?!*

[@botep5529]

Holy shit you're right.

[@wastehazey6468]

Unlike all other normal and healthy boys, Victor never had any dreams of becoming a Witch Hunter growing up.

[@aughhaughhaughh]

WOOOOO WOOOOOO

[@armintor2826]

Chug'a chug'a chug'a chug'a

[@conspirators1]

39:12 Salty is has the best quotes

[@nighteatingyou]

40:43 saltzy calling everyone lumberfoots... that's a good one.

[@saphirone8030]

Never thought Saltzpyre would make me laugh that hard, or hear kerrilian squeal like a teenage girl...

[@zlorf_youtube]

Thank You, Sir. I really liked the drunken Dialogues. Especially between Kerillian and Saltzpyre.

[@YinYangBell]

The Khazalid toasts Bardin gives: Uzkul a urki -- Death to foes Bryn a dawri -- Gold to us/friends [lit. "those who are good/like dwarves"] Vengryn anu -- Vengeance soon Akrak a ut, dawri -- Good luck to us, friends [lit. "those who are good/like dwarves"] Bonus that gets used in one of the english toasts: Elgrami -- Weak (like elf)

[@ciggy2530]

YAWN A DIFFERENT YAWN

[@docgrossman950]

If I was not a witch hunter Something else I'd like to be If I was not a Sigmar's Templar An steam tank driver me

[@kairostheone9505]

30:40.....I don’t think I can ever look at Kerillian the same way after hearing that 🤣

[@volmaaraldovahkiin5346]

QUEEN KERILLIAN DEMANDS ALE!

[@doggystyle9086]

36:32 *"I CANNOT SEE!!!!!"*

[@JonteNitak]

I love this. I want a cinematic when they are drunk together

[@roshenhaglensfield]

Dear Sigmar, please let Salty have his moment with a steam tank. Let him be a child again in this grim-dark world.

[@weisup]

We need a Vermintide webseries cartoon with these actors stat!

[@anthonyporche8110]

I'd read that for sure!

[@kurskfirebrand4494]

I wonder if the VA’s were just sloshed and the the writers just happened to write down what they said

[@smug880]

witch hunters in lore: extremely grim, anti-social, and is apathetic towards everything that is not heresy, would do anything to root out heretics, even burning whole villages to the ground witch hunter in vermintide: *steam tank noises*

[@Armendicus]

Well Saltz is all those things

[@antons2793]

Drunken Saltzpyre is a gift in itself.

[@chuckhiggins4940]

27:27 Aw, Kerrilian loves her lumberfoots.

[@chaosinc.382]

I love the delivery. "When yer deaaad!"

[@LTorni]

"Valiant Krubaaah!"

[@thescottishkarter6151]

"Name one who isn't lying!!"

[@Yimyimyimyim277]

Being drunk is the best thing kerillian ever did for her PR

[@Xaxp]

Markus and Bardin sound almost the same drunk as they do sober. Which says a lot about their drinking habits...

[@jacksoncole7957]

Saltzpyre: Sappy drunk Sienna: Loud drunk Bardin: Buzzed Kruber: “Fight me!” drunk Kerillian: Cheery drunk

[@weisup]

I’m TIIIRED. wont some1 carrrry mee?? 28:33

[@defaultv.7959]

Drunk Saltspyre is hilarious.

[@TomPerryification]

VALLIANT KRUBA!

[@adrianaslund8605]

I like that the problem he had with a wheelbarrow is that it wouldnt have a whistle.

[@zow8238]

39:12 made my friends and I belly laugh so hard it nearly cost us the mission.

[@Compert123]

40:42

[@level98bearhuntingarmor]

Victor Saltzpyre making train sounds is one of the greatest things that I have ever experienced

[@Dradolan]

Honestly all of Victor screaming, shouting and being loopy reminds me strongly of John Cleese

[@SkashiVA]

Victor Saltzphyre has a lot of voices when he is drunk

[@blaster23456]

Oh Victor...you are so precious.

[@vanigliacarogna6962]

Thank you for this! I enjoy these character interactions a lot.

[@chaosinc.382]

Drunk Kerillian is so fucking cute, it's not fair. Also. 10:44 "Hell0 floOr... My old Friend..."

[@subrsubrr334]

That's Sienna dude, not Kerillian

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

These VA’s must have had the TIME OF THEIR LIVES!!! And the Elf is the CUTEST WHEN DRUNK!! 😍😍 (I can’t tell if the Elf VA is Scottish or Irish, can anyone tell?)

[@kevincass9917]

She's English.

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

Lord Alkair you sure? She definitely sounds more Scottish.

[@lernaeanhydra5766]

@@emperorconstantine1.361 The actress is English but she is faking a Scottish accent.

[@CBRN-115]

@@lernaeanhydra5766 I thought the accent was more Irish

[@tea-sus8722]

Welsh, i think

[@Matthew-vw9dm]

30:40 30:56 31:06 Her sounds alone make me laugh.

[@devo342]

Drunk Victor is a great ventriloquist.

[@Icebergeification]

Sigmar I give you all my praise for giving me drunk kerillian

[@lockonU]

I missed this event so thank you. Drunk salts pyre gives me life

[@sargesoap]

The one time Kruber doesn't have to feel alone. It's like waking up at the Ren Faire with a facefull of mud, only to find your friends even worse off, since they don't usually make these horrible choices. ... Not that I would know.

[@knownofear1]

A new mission NEEDS to have a driveable steam tank. For Salty.

[@user-rd3ou5ev6o]

00:00 Sienna/Dialogue 11:25 Bardin 19:29 Kruber 27:16 Kerillian 36:23 Saltz

[@Moontea1]

33:22 that squeal tho

[@ramsoofkyo9047]

listening to those makes you apreciate work invested in this more. Wish we could experience it better in game, as it's magnificent.

[@chosen_undeadd544]

40:43 this is gold

[@Alernategem]

with salltzpyre being the only one in the subtitles I like to think he's just blasted talking to himself in all the voices

[@ShortyMcNostril]

You do Sigmar's work.

[@MalevolentFae]

Not even 30 seconds in and this is the best thing I have seen/heard all day!

[@justintun2556]

Drunk saltzpyre is the best thing I have ever seen

[@sonoftheempire5015]

Sigmar be praised! I can't thank you enough, you just made my day!

[@dwarow2508]

3:51 Ok that was just adorable