"She dont correct you and say there is a silent K, she just beats you" that killed me
@desireesaunders66473 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@normacampbell5502 жыл бұрын
Dis sweet....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sanica2410 жыл бұрын
It is not only jamaican parents i think it is Caribbean parents lol and after the beating have the cheek to ask did i give you something to cry for lmao
@caribewaterscd9596 жыл бұрын
then they would ask you ..."you want some more? ....no mommy ...then stop crying . but how can ya stop when ya ass hurting from all that whooping you just got
@chilk856 жыл бұрын
Haahhhhh am from suriname and you are so accurate😂. My mom said: you wanna cry?! you wanna cry? Me: snif snif, no mama She: Come let me give you somthin to cry for. You know damn well no kind of answer is good enough at that moment
@coldrainwater64946 жыл бұрын
Sanica T well that is true cuz I from Trinidad and all ah dat Yuh just say dey it true ting Me *cries after getting lix* Meh mudda : Aye boi whey u crying for eh ? I just give Yuh 4 lash on Yuh damnin foot Me : *cries louder* Meh mudda : Aye boi suck it up before ah give Yuh 3 more lash
@lady2good4ursocks6 жыл бұрын
Not just Caribbean...black parents...lol
@kratos83546 жыл бұрын
I am a Jamaican! Its true it's all Caribbean island. We turned out to be good citizens though.lol
@notacruff4 жыл бұрын
Or like when you're not crying so they say "oh yah big man now" and just beat you harder
@alannahgomez89353 жыл бұрын
Felt this 😭
@royalmcmorris12113 жыл бұрын
Then they call u wicked for not crying
@yuhz1m13 жыл бұрын
There. Was. No. Winning!!
@xshae_xo3 жыл бұрын
@@yuhz1m1 ikr😭😭😭
@ajnosl3 жыл бұрын
Yeah!! Loooool
@jordanseddon43983 жыл бұрын
"N-I-F-E...so she beat yu" 🤣🤣🤣
@NN-zk2qs3 жыл бұрын
It's true!!
@NN-zk2qs3 жыл бұрын
It's true!!
@dutchesscarniegegordon563 жыл бұрын
Mi say lol
@novembercherry43 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I couldn’t grasp division when I was 7 or so. Lemme tell you, I didn’t go to school that day.
@khafail69023 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@rhondaojongmboh57897 жыл бұрын
"Stop beat me, Imma stop cryin"that was funny as heck
@byrondpost31643 жыл бұрын
The wildest thing about this for me is that I understand every word that he's saying and I'm not Jamaican! 🤣👍
@mercisaqt3 жыл бұрын
I can relate. 😂😂😂
@ChristinaQueenHeart3 жыл бұрын
He's talking slowly. This isn't regular pace.
@15dmoney153 жыл бұрын
Here’s your medal 💩
@byrondpost31643 жыл бұрын
@@15dmoney15 😬🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
@layunic3 жыл бұрын
Okay that was wiiiild 😱
@Alexa-yj5fe6 жыл бұрын
Things I've gotten beaten for: Homework Answering back Being called more than one time Not cleaning the house Left my things everywhere Grades Not hurrying up to eat School Parents evening Saying something stupid Breaking something Showing something stupid Not behaving myself in public Using stuff without permission Not having a shower Talking alot The list could go on
@CuGuttaNYC4 жыл бұрын
I got everything on that list too
@JoeeKickass994 жыл бұрын
Would yall say your better for it or worse honestly curios and do you have resentment towards you fam i dont think ita bad but i do think it can be too much like i probably needed some beating but im now realizing i have to control myself
@Sthmohtwenty4 жыл бұрын
Me get all dem beating plus for bumping a ball while grane was having her beauty sleep in midday...beat all over lol😅
@92clintonr3 жыл бұрын
Didn't get "beat" once in my life, have and always will respect my parents
@this_is_very_new3 жыл бұрын
@@92clintonr big up yourself 👏🏾👌🏾
@Mr.Elliott9 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this couldnt be anymore accurate LMFAO
@applepie20846 жыл бұрын
ASE u
@valobrien32816 жыл бұрын
ASE This man is definitely Not born in the Carrabean, he has probably mixed with druggies and learnt t.
@hrh-PanF6 жыл бұрын
Val O'Brien - you are da "druggie"!!
@emera17506 жыл бұрын
Val O'Brien damn nigga, that's a stretch
@janivamellor236 жыл бұрын
Val O'Brien you being extra🤣🤣🤣
@aathompson193 жыл бұрын
I am crying, this is true of West Indian parents, my hubbie is Jamaican and he said that you were spot on!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@andreasinclair65906 жыл бұрын
Jamaicans are a mix race people, as our motto states ,out of many we are one people.
@royalmcmorris12113 жыл бұрын
Facts even Chinese speak Jamaica
@shaniquegriffiths45573 жыл бұрын
"Out of many one people"
@lp8793 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Jamaican isn’t a race, it’s an ethnicity
@yongewok3 жыл бұрын
Yes, my mother shes half Chinese Jamaican her father was Chinese ethnicity born and raised in Kingston. He did not really speak thick patois like this, at least by the time I was born in Canada, but he had strong accent with the exclamations like cho, nice and proper, and the sayings like 'try it first, you dont like it dont eat it' and 'dont juck the pepper less you like it hot'. I don't really ever imitate the accent because its not comical, it feels like home for me and its not how I talk so why put on a voice
@eluemina23664 жыл бұрын
I'm from Nigeria and I've always understood Patois to an extent. It's funny how similar our parents are, lol. I'm rolling! 🤣
@olujuwonolawoyin30673 жыл бұрын
Bro, if he didn't say Jamaican, I'll assume it's a Nigerian story. The accuracy.
@Nattaferg3 жыл бұрын
Very similar cultures and styles of raising kids as well as values. Many Jamaicans' ancestors did after all, come from West Africa.
@MVP_MAGAZINE9 жыл бұрын
Loooool...ok he's really Jamaican these are stories only man dem would know !
@CLP973 жыл бұрын
Ent
@gabrielleclarke39733 жыл бұрын
@@mmohammed1655 you are so stupid I swear do you even know if he's actually white? you have people in jamaica who look white or Chinese or indian and the only connection they have is that thier grandmother or grandfather was white or Chinese or indian ergo making them still jamaican. Gosh I can tell the only thing in your head is air💨
@kanarcydalive15793 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielleclarke3973 Wow, hype down. He even goes by the name White Yardie. That's acknowledgment in itself.
@gabrielleclarke39733 жыл бұрын
@@kanarcydalive1579 look please don't talk to me, the name doesn't mean shit. how about you go and pick up a book instead of spending your time talking fuckery I'm sure you'll be able to learn a thing or two.
@bbennyj3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@yardii798 жыл бұрын
Lol. in Jamaica my father beat us with a wooden spoon and named it joker.
@sharyn00756 жыл бұрын
K Smith . . . and named it Joker ? I jus dead ! 😄
@yuhz1m16 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!! MI CYAH MANIJ!!!
@tommygoat54783 жыл бұрын
Bring me joker
@kinga.k31873 жыл бұрын
Don't make me bring joker 2.0
@lakeishameriez20613 жыл бұрын
My mother had a yard stick (that you'd use to measure cloth for sewing) and she named it Felix (feel licks)
@HyraxHardstyle9 жыл бұрын
Haha! "Stop crying" "Stop beating me and I'll stop crying" That was my childhood too lol.
@WhitemenaresoSexy7 жыл бұрын
Brandon Zimmerman , Sounds like Child Abuse..
@Salma728998 жыл бұрын
I'm jamaican and i approve he's accurate and funnyy. I'm deaadd 😂😂👏🏽👏🏽 respect to raaarrrtiidd
@anthonyf36806 жыл бұрын
He's actually from Jamaica
@Barnabydemossienaux6 жыл бұрын
He’s from Jamaica so why would he need you’re approval ?💀
@lovelybones68756 жыл бұрын
why yall beat your kids so much? 😩 SaDD !!!
@luckylivingfree62735 жыл бұрын
What do you mean accurate he is actually Jamaican
@ArthurShelby-PB4 жыл бұрын
Salmz - you’re just pure ignorant
@C-MO5203 жыл бұрын
As an asian guy I can relate to the part, if you stop beating me ill stop crying lmao. Oh so many memories.
@seanbowen64993 жыл бұрын
This happens in the whole Caribbean Bro😂😂😂😂 Lawd av merci I'm dead.
@souflotv10 жыл бұрын
in america most people have a issue when you tell them that you are african and white and indian , lol, .. i find it hard in the south here to convince people that jamaicans that look like you exist, lol , love the video, wi mixup to rawtid, .di lick dem wid every word, jah know star
@mohammedfahad35646 жыл бұрын
SouFLoTV Sean paul
@johnpaddy81956 жыл бұрын
SouFLoTV the guys got an english accent he aint jamaican
@amenaomi53496 жыл бұрын
+John Paddy if you love in another country for a period of time you start to adapt to their ways even the way they talk and act he might have picked up some English or not who cares anyway
@Rudylee516 жыл бұрын
My dear we come in many shades . we love our people. big up you self mistook bwoy
@1Slimdiamond6 жыл бұрын
Juney , who is we? Isn't this man caucasian? They come in pink or pale. Wtf!
@zazilicious3 жыл бұрын
The teachers beating you and not being able to tell your mum is soooo true 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
@novembercherry43 жыл бұрын
Yup. We all got it good in school. I think my headmistress had her own quota. Try to get every kid in school by the end of the year. LOL
@abbyreddd2 жыл бұрын
Yo deadass🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
@NAME-yg8sl2 жыл бұрын
My mom worked at my school so everything I did wrong she knew.😭
@normacampbell5502 жыл бұрын
Ronelle Campbell mine too. So there was no one to complain to. We behaved well as a result.
@ZombieWerePrechaunPire8 жыл бұрын
I laughed because I can't understand a bloody word of it.
@juniordonn36868 жыл бұрын
yup. we converted him.
@tinaxhuczxko13608 жыл бұрын
ur white das Y
@tinaxhuczxko13608 жыл бұрын
+Cpt Swoops umm I'm mixed I can say it
@fefeg37347 жыл бұрын
y r u laughing?? if your're referring to Jamaicans.........
@fefeg37347 жыл бұрын
how does that make him a nugget plz
@deborahevans56486 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part, if you are the oldest child and your younger brother or sister do something wrong, you get beat for them too. 🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@judithwhite61482 жыл бұрын
True thing, been the first child, I often have to pay penalty for the other 4 siblings 😂😂😂😂🙄
@reneecopeland7532 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears over here 🤣🤣🤣. Southern mothers do the same thing. Make you go get a switch from the tree, and you can play the fool if you want to and get small switches, they would braid them switches together and you'd get beat. My mother would beat word for word, as well as the shut up or I'll give you something to cry about. Oh the memories......
@gabbiepinnock5878 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard😂😂😂 I'm so glad my mom is one of the nicer Jamaican's, I don't get beatings anymore XD
@jbman8907 жыл бұрын
Lee Jinki you are fucking gorgeous holy shit.
@danitodaniel96386 жыл бұрын
Wall Street meme trader Behave, fuck face.
@meshekathompson6786 жыл бұрын
lol anymore welcome to my world
@viperdriver826 жыл бұрын
Don't get beatn anymore. ...that mean u used to get it..u outgrow beatn
@lizbethbrady83085 жыл бұрын
My parents very nice, very awesome. But beating yes, Bilble says don't spare the rod and spoil the child...Today at 57 years young, I am a happy recipient of awesome parenting who used the rod..
@UDONTCME1113 жыл бұрын
“Those sneaky beatings.” 😂
@normacampbell5502 жыл бұрын
Wake Yu out of Yu sleep.
@daycoker166210 жыл бұрын
Blouse and skirt! Mi a laf til mi nearly dead! Mi mum a Bajan and Mi pops a Jamaican. A fi mi get licks ina two different accents di whole a dem a tak turn fi represent dem island lawwd
@nalynanadz59586 жыл бұрын
Lol
@toniphoenix56076 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hrh-PanF6 жыл бұрын
Day Coker - 😂😂 WHOA dats one good combination! You sooo lucky! 😅😅
@solfamilyj6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@TinaTate006 жыл бұрын
Day Coker this legit had me rollin🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ang3l0p3r3z7 жыл бұрын
I spend so much time in Scarborough that i can fully understand & comprehend every word he says Big up man & Jah Bless
@mamapeppa33263 жыл бұрын
@@mmohammed1655 his patois is NOT watered down at all. People from different parts of the island speak patois differently. It also depends on how patois is spoken in your household. So tired of some Jamaicans telling me that I don't speak "real" patois, because my patois is some what modified, and not what I'd call "deep"patois. This comes from being strictly denied speaking patois daily at home from early childhood till I was thirteen/fourteen when of course, I felt free to do so. This has caused the patois I speak to sound slightly modified. But what the hell, it's Jamaican patois ALL THE SAME!
@normacampbell5502 жыл бұрын
Mama Peppa Kingston patois was different from St Elizabeth patois and from Westmoreland patois.
@littlezoeyy78436 жыл бұрын
He was so accurate with this I'm dying
@ashalily59 жыл бұрын
LMAO "Ev-rey-time"
@STirZ_RockCityUg6 жыл бұрын
Ashley Smith That killed me dead.. 😂😂😂😂😂
@casmartin7903 жыл бұрын
It's when they repeat certain words, like the first "Don't" of whatever it is they're beating you for 🤣🤣🤣
@normacampbell5502 жыл бұрын
Cas Martin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rochaelrichards9 жыл бұрын
Jamaican motto: spare the rod but don't spoil the child. Mi nuh know if a suh it go but yuh undastan
@Dani-in7fi7 жыл бұрын
Rochael Richards jamaican motto: out of many one people
@rochaelrichards6 жыл бұрын
Danielle Minto I know what our motto is...it was meant to be a small joke mkay
@sachellparkinson21066 жыл бұрын
Rachel Ray Jamaican motto: out of many one people That saying u referring is: don't spare the rod and spoil the child
@kaylapalmer87556 жыл бұрын
Don't spare the rod and spoil the child I understand why u say this is the Jamaican motto but it's actually out of many one people
@darthinvader27386 жыл бұрын
It's in the bible.
@lakeishameriez20613 жыл бұрын
As a Trinidadian 🇹🇹, I believe him. It's the same way over here.
@CarynDPrescott3 жыл бұрын
I used to hear from my Vincy dad "Get di belt!". Mommy used to say "You don't hear, yuh feel!" And "Yuh ears hard!" Also would get hit with the syllables 😭😭
@novembercherry43 жыл бұрын
Yeah!
@theresams5662 жыл бұрын
😵💫
@caroleantoine27823 жыл бұрын
Tell that to my children who didn't experience that kind of upbringing. 🦋
@rogeniajames31783 жыл бұрын
A me fe tel yu, as yu slip yu slide, all when dem sey chicken merry hawk de near, yu kno wen dem grip yu yu dun ded 😂😂😂
@blanddull68813 жыл бұрын
My grandparents did the same damn thing, glad to know “Switch gettin” is a world sport.
@marieuxjustice99844 жыл бұрын
The accuracy. Lol. 2019 and this never gets old. The halcyon days of childhood.
@anerkaraduz42307 жыл бұрын
Best accent in the world!!! Wish i coult talk like that...
@shantivlogs87375 жыл бұрын
Breda u accurate .... me get beating pon riddim tuh 😂😂😂me can relate to everything weh u seh
@cinnamonstar8088 жыл бұрын
my grandmother said she use to climb the tree & stay up there to avoid beatings but LOL my aunts + uncle were not amused... she escape her beatings as a child in the 1930's
@videoezy23723 жыл бұрын
If you cant understand a word he says then hes definitely legit 😂😂😂
@tefduncan39389 жыл бұрын
ALL WEST INDIAN MOTHERS DO DEH SAME ..............................
@doncapoeira89059 жыл бұрын
+Tef Duncan Nigerian too!
@inimitablehigherlightfifth29238 жыл бұрын
He's talking about what he knows
@GoddessTrendz7 жыл бұрын
Tef Duncan He's speaking on HIS culture
@WhitemenaresoSexy7 жыл бұрын
Tef Duncan , He's speaking of the ignorance of Jamaican mothers....., or I should say Jamaican parents...
@redibletoronto34767 жыл бұрын
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU KNOW ANY JAMAICANS OR BEEN TO JAMAICA? OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM IS FAR SUPERIOR TO YOURS. OUR KIDS HAVE RESPECT AND MANNERS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN YOUR ASS BEAT SO YOU WOULD HAVE SOME TOO. FUCKING TRAILER TRASH!!!!!! LUCKY THIS IS ONLINE....
@verniehanley63393 жыл бұрын
Lol!!!!I'm laughing my face off I had the very same experiences with my Mom ,grand parents ,aunts as well .But looking back it has taught me a lot I've raised my kids differentlyrics but with alot of my upbringing as well.In this time our parents would be classed as a bruisers I sometimes point that out to my mother.I wish at times that this generation would pay more serious attention to the youngerror ones.(Nevis WestIndies)
@shawnchristopherwhite32713 жыл бұрын
This definitely transcends all sorts of cultures! Getting a lick for every syllable uttered by Mum lol!
@Cocobeachhippie3 жыл бұрын
Drink a tall glass of Irish Moss before you watch, and you’ll understand everything 👍😎 😁
@andim44713 жыл бұрын
1:11 😂 my mum never had a long enough sentence to beat us to so would repeat the word "don't" 😭 we thought it would never end.
@daintyja24423 жыл бұрын
🤣
@yuhz1m13 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@andim44713 жыл бұрын
"👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾don't 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't do dat again! 😡 mi seh 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't--" We'd forget what we were even getting beaten for 😭💀
@daintyja24423 жыл бұрын
@@andim4471 Woi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@novembercherry43 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Don’t call her a broken record player. Would be the longest day of your life.
@Etiker57 жыл бұрын
That is the coolest accent in the world hands down!
@mrtribune57853 жыл бұрын
U obviously haven’t been around a lot
@devonAFC3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but not on a white guy 😂
@lakeishameriez20613 жыл бұрын
Clearly, you've never heard a Guyanese speak 😂
@Etiker53 жыл бұрын
@@mrtribune5785 doesn't matter I have been around and heard many accents. Jamican is still the best
@Etiker53 жыл бұрын
@@devonAFC doesn't matter the colour of skin. People like you is why this stupid racism still exists. You have a small mind. Be better
@tanyatmr10 жыл бұрын
Aiii sah!! There is no one like a Jamaican parents, especially the mothers...lol
@JamieDPS7 жыл бұрын
Dude! Thanks for being so authentic! A true, everyting yuh seh.
@valeciataffe10843 жыл бұрын
The slippers part got me😂😂😂 it was my mother's favorite thing to use.
@ohreally90856 жыл бұрын
Omg.....this came up on my feed. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying....AT WORK! Needless to say I'm now a subscriber.
@Nikuna201110 жыл бұрын
Need more videos. You're really funny. Please make more.
@Stick3x3 жыл бұрын
I was raised by a Jamaican Grandmother and every word him say is true.
@sonofblood27906 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest Black comedians that ever lived (Richard Pryor) said this same story in ''Richard Pryor Live In Concert" Funny as Hell !
@MyamedaOriginal10 жыл бұрын
Ah true but mummy Neva let nobody else put dem hand pon we, cause she seh a she one piss we.
@Jay-se5tk4 жыл бұрын
Hearing him and automatically reading comments in Jamaican accent, so catchy lol
@BossGirlKayTV7 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 "and dem teef" ah true man... every syllable is a beating
@brianwinchester47983 жыл бұрын
Did him talk about "jus in case" licks? Them was the good old days!
@aqouby8 жыл бұрын
As a white Canadian, may I just say... "What?!" I have a boy at work that is a heavy accented Jamaican too and I can't help but want to emulate their accent. It's not because I'm racist, but man, I LOVE that accent-- same with southern black accents. There's just something so appealing to them.
@kidinafrica29048 жыл бұрын
glad you do I like Canadians too going to alberta this summer to visit friends then to Woodstock
@WTF1987 жыл бұрын
you find them sexually appealing.
@WhitemenaresoSexy7 жыл бұрын
aqouby , Why is it appealing??...., its not proper English..
@WTF1987 жыл бұрын
+Diet Coke look at this simpleton. Not proper English? You can't even form a properly structured English sentence. If you're saying that's not proper English to Jamaican's, then would you then compare Spanish from Mexico not proper when compared to Spanish from Spain?
@WhitemenaresoSexy7 жыл бұрын
WTF198 , Shut up!!.., You know exactly what I mean...
@originalsteppa34613 жыл бұрын
Don't forget when one of your parent swing and miss, bwoy you get a double shot. The nerve dem say keep still 🤣🤣🤣🇧🇲🇧🇲🇧🇲
@lakeishameriez20613 жыл бұрын
Which country is that? BVI??
@originalsteppa34613 жыл бұрын
@@lakeishameriez2061 Jamaica. Mine is Bermuda
@maleisac47272 жыл бұрын
I love jamaican accent ❤️❤️. Love from Africa-Uganda🇺🇬🇺🇬
@shabas974 жыл бұрын
LMAOO!!! can't believe I haven't seen your videos before. so funny.
@caribewaterscd9596 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh..I am from the Caribbean and can relate to every single part of this video. That is exactly how I grew up. The whole dam street would beat you if they saw you long the road misbehaving. LOL....
@kratos83546 жыл бұрын
caribewaters CD. True 😄😄😄😄😄
@colorbubble149 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂. Soo true!! All of it. Making me miss home!!
@lourdesbaby9643 жыл бұрын
Love the Jamaican accent. His voice is so rhythmical,reminds me of Linton Kwesi Johnson’s “Sonny’s Lettah” 👌🏼💚🇮🇪
@vinnettemorgan72603 жыл бұрын
Lawd have mercy.Remembering those days.Could not wait to grow up.
@andrewfrancis7410 жыл бұрын
Yu look feisty. Yu fi get de beatin' dem.
@beatricec99726 жыл бұрын
True
@carolbutler45126 жыл бұрын
SEQUAJ NI true
@magdarodriguez93746 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Jay_gettoit8886 жыл бұрын
💩💩😂😂
@ladyd22806 жыл бұрын
:-0 :-0
@mscardioqueen6 жыл бұрын
When you're child this shiit is not the least bit funny. But, when you become an adult and you reflect on those beatings it's funny as hell! Loooooooooooooooooooooool. Being Jamaican is so much fun! Luv it! Very proud of my Jamaican culture!
@ranhinds26745 жыл бұрын
Foreal!
@normacampbell5502 жыл бұрын
Ran Hinds true
@tdog6520412 жыл бұрын
From 🇹🇹 and understood every word.
@kerronewalker93323 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣.....stap it calm dung!!!....yuh ah bring mi back to mi childhood days ah Jamaica....ah nuh lie ennuh.....ah di tamrin stick dem cahn hat....mi di haffi pick mi ownnah beatin stick tuh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...di worse is when di teacha dem a beat yuh, ah couldn't stan dem!!!!
@CuGuttaNYC4 жыл бұрын
This was my whole childhood
@WestSideBarson3 жыл бұрын
This ain't just jamaican. I'm black and it's the same way on god 😂😂
@AnoNymous-20132 жыл бұрын
what does color have to do with nationality?
@WestSideBarson2 жыл бұрын
@@AnoNymous-2013 nothing I bet you're a ball at parties.
@lennisefuller37216 жыл бұрын
😄😄White Yaadi and Oliver Samels I can listen to All Day...Jamaicas Finest❤
@elitedavidhorne84943 жыл бұрын
Out of many, one people. This has been the motto of Jamaica since 1692.
@tonyaberman36693 жыл бұрын
Yes we have White Jamaicans and Chinese Jamaicans. The difference is whites in Jamaica are Jamaican first and white last. They are not like the Whites in America. They are and sound like Black Jamaicans.
@sharnya83323 жыл бұрын
Now, that's true Nationality.
@jamaicansinger-queenla76563 жыл бұрын
True. White dem up here racist fi di most part & completely unlike Jamaican whites.
@sweetella2806 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 I laugh till I weak, very accurate
@nickhaladouglas49913 жыл бұрын
Bruhhhh.......they have the audacity to say weh yah ball fah😂😂😂
@millyonz25853 жыл бұрын
The one video I needed subtitles for😂🤣!!!
@TFESmiles10 жыл бұрын
Make more videos!!! This one had me dwl!
@tanyatmr10 жыл бұрын
Me did ah dwl too. My mother is Jamaican, everything he said is true...lol.
@AnythingMike6 жыл бұрын
Stop beating me I will stop crying💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
@bradsimpson80246 жыл бұрын
Big up!! Very funny! Had to listen 5 times to catch it all! Come to the US and do standup comedy.:)
@jimmywhitely66484 жыл бұрын
Boy you bring back to those days wow so true.
@shanteanimations27183 жыл бұрын
and when they repeat the same syllable with the beating yuh-fi-hear-hear-hear-hear
@yuhz1m13 жыл бұрын
😂
@Boogs11410 жыл бұрын
Im american born, but dis is true, having come from a jamaican-trini background.
@susansmith33007 жыл бұрын
I'm from South Florida. I'm not Jamaican, but I understood him. Too funny. 😂
@antoniod.3769 Жыл бұрын
“You want sumting fi Cry Fa?”😭 after already giving you something to cry for😂😂😂
@CarlosRamirez-tx6pv8 жыл бұрын
lol I'm Mexican and I can totally relate to this. Grandma would beat the shit out of me with a branch from the pine tree.
@sythlorde7 жыл бұрын
Oh man! This was good, thank god I grew up around Jamaicans and Islanders or else I wouldnt understand a thing, your accent is heavy AF but nice. You should tell this joke in a stand up club.
@positivequotes64193 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate😭😭😭.. mommy climb tree fi mi
@MichaelLee-nn9fo3 жыл бұрын
Dude you mis the part about getting a beating when you just get out the shower (mom always warm you not to run) 😂😂😂😂😂
@mitchelgreen8913 жыл бұрын
The best part is that he’s on after now
@thebonkera12218 жыл бұрын
STOP BEATIN AND I STOP CRYIN lmao
@teniika6 жыл бұрын
😂😂"stop cryin!" STOP BEATIN ME IMA STOP CRYIN 😂
@odvardonald3 жыл бұрын
Him nah tell nuh lie. (Every single word of this is so true).
@gabbie31745 жыл бұрын
He’s too funny, bro😂
@mitchellyoung85614 жыл бұрын
"she no kerekt yan say deirs a silent 'k' man...she jus beeet ya"
@Taj_Fitness3 жыл бұрын
You want me to get the whole tree 🤣
@pureenergy51363 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! OMG. Talk di tings dem. A true. And perfect delivery. And yes...dem teef. Everytime could be one word...and dem a give yuh chree lick...
@geraldj36233 жыл бұрын
I had a gym buddy from Jamaica that speaks just like this. I asked him what language he spoke. He said English! I was like. what? He got mad at me. LOL
@Melmac1013 жыл бұрын
Its patois Jamaican creole
@Nattaferg3 жыл бұрын
Let's be clear on this. We speak English as the official language but also more commonly speak Patois (pronounced Pat-wa) which is a creole dialect.
@normacampbell5502 жыл бұрын
It's a mixture of languages.
@geraldj36232 жыл бұрын
@@Nattaferg I understand what patwa is. He was not speaking that. He thought his Jamaican "English" was clearly understood here in the U.S.
@Nattaferg2 жыл бұрын
@@geraldj3623 When a Jamaican speaks English without patois, most people understand it. Because you had an issue understanding it, does not mean most do not. I am assuming it was his accent that gave you some difficulty to understand.
@IAMARIELLEHAYNES9 жыл бұрын
The story of my life lol
@jct192 жыл бұрын
Bro, you bring back some bad memories man.
@carlosmontoro23133 жыл бұрын
She not tell you is a silent k she just gwon beat yah hahahaha