Very Really Good

[@toocleanmrclean]

kurtis: "me and jenna and my sister kylie did..." me: *kylie jenna*

[@trinitycheck]

im ashamed at how long that took me to get but im so glad I eventually did

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

That's my exact thought when i heard the names as well lmao

[@kassiemc]

Omg I almost spat out my drink when I read this

[@virekin0t719]

i don't get it omg i feel dumb

[@fernvalemusic269]

"why do you look like a girl" "because i'm prettyboy kurtis, jealous?"

[@helloitsme8575]

you know what they say, the pretty boy always gets the girl

[@mortis.1618]

@@helloitsme8575 memento mori. :(

[@anamariaalonso7645]

I've always thought august sounds chilly cause it sounds a little like autumn

[@bonztubez]

AU like autumn and GUST like wind

[@lizzyd9082]

Nandini Bhandari I Literally thought Kurt was gonna say that, that’s what I was thinking. “August is chilly cause like August - a gust - of wind”

[@Comin4Barbra]

For Australians it’s cold in August 😜

[@italiano4296]

For me it can be 95F in December I love Puerto Rico

[@cam5902]

Nah bro it's from emperor Augustus and he was hot as hell😌

[@JamieJosef]

Hey, Very Really a Good podcast dude! There’s a channel named “Kurtis Connor” who stole your face and is pretending to be you!!! Stay safe 😥

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

Identity theft is not a joke jim

[@adeer87]

Millions of families suffer every year

[@Cecil_Arjun]

Is Connor the impostor? Or is Conner the imposter?

[@Kraboobee]

More like Kurtis Con Artist 😔

[@JamieJosef]

I could really easily edit out my spelling mistake but I do love these replies lmao

[@evthegiraffe1867]

The title of this episode shouldn’t have been graveyard dance party, it should have been raveyard

[@fattahsadreddin]

I was really hoping for cum wall

[@bugosaile7143]

HAHAAHAHA

[@katelynnalexander4527]

That’s actually so good

[@handfulmousefly]

That's the worst part honestly

[@laurajaynenolan2149]

This didn’t get any less funny after a year 🤣 actually brilliant

[@katiebex1898]

there are two genders: best buy employee and gym teacher

[@tylerrr1391]

Ngl this feels like it’s making fun of people that don’t identify as male or female.

[@dollbones1188]

SugaKookieDough we did it boys, gender is no more

[@RatEatRat]

@@tylerrr1391 nah this is a big meme among trans people.

[@tylerrr1391]

Noah Elis Im trans though.

[@RatEatRat]

@@tylerrr1391 so am I djdhsjs

[@49crows]

"Kurtis Wakeboard" Now that is a name that comes home and puts on jeans.

[@margeavx]

I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT PHRASE BEFORE CRYINGGGG

[@ElleNovak]

this is the funniest sentence I've ever read thank you so much

[@49crows]

@@margeavx Play "Star Fetchers" it's free

[@jordanm2936]

that’s a name that SLEEPS in jeans

[@margeavx]

@@49crows I don't know what that means but yes 🤠

[@aidanshoey]

you remember jeffery epstein right? kurtis: “i know him well” i died laughing

[@nemutai3596]

finding out jacob is working on the podcast is like finding extra fries at the bottom of the bag

[@jadelizz4667]

actually, my eyes ARE babybel cheese. we exist. we deserve respect.

[@shereena5696]

Rights for the babybel cheese eyes community!

[@Roseee_]

@Lainie Harold Rufo I laughed wayyy to hard at this.

[@Subllama]

The strength in this statement, brought tears to my eyes 🥺

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

Can I have ur eyes☺️

[@anna_banana414]

Hey JADE, its not very nice to LIE. That's right, you've been caught. Your profile picture doesn't have babybel eyes. Yeah yeah, go ahead and explain THAT. What you gonna say?? "ItS nOt Me!!!1!!" Like I haven't heard that one 🙄 "they're just TiNy!;!\;1)!" Okay whatever .🙄🙄 its not cool to LIE on the Internet JADE.

[@heybaby9885]

Kind of disappointed that Kurtis wouldn't choose Styles as his last name if he was given the chance. Missed opportunity man. You used to look like Harry, you listen to Harry, you're a fan of Harry. You know what else is missing? A surname like Harry. Imagine a guy asking for your full name and you being able to say "I'm Kurtis Styles." Friggin mind blowing

[@m.j.wilkes3001]

An underrated comment

[@jjm3009]

What about Kurtis Harry

[@americagarcia3207]

lol

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

Same

[@danip2476]

He reminds me more of Evan Peters

[@hexahectagon]

Fishy fishy fish, making it stinky.

[@felicitys3621]

I kinda can’t get a boyfriend now since I expect them all to be like Kurtis EDIT: wow we all need a Kurtis Conner boyfriend EDIT 2: thanks for the likes

[@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048]

Get Kurtis

[@danicarakic2270]

i feel ya

[@heybaby9885]

SAME he set the bar too high

[@natrosenquist]

We need to clone Kurtis. We can give his clones cool names, like Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden. Ya know, names nobody else has, but sound like they could be real people.

[@Artist_Dakota]

Good. Raise 👏 those 👏 bars

[@cityrose21]

Idk if this is a weird compliment but Kurtis is so good at talking to himself.

[@cori742]

ahaha yeah like when I talk to myself I just sound insane, and he's actually sometimes even funnier than usual

[@lunaloo6971]

Someone saying u look like Millie Bobby brown is literally a compliment tho like what was he trying to do there

[@seanceknowles2911]

Right, he's trying to bag on him for "looking " like a girl. As if looking like one is a bad thing. Like, have you seen woman/ girls they be cute

[@fandomgirl8928]

That’s what I was thinking

[@pepaigea]

@SugaKookieDough Truly. Gender identity =! gender expression

[@leviler3222]

i mean ig she's pretty but she's not the best person :/

[@kaiara111]

@@leviler3222 tf why

[@allanagiles9470]

My eyes being baby bell cheese: 🔴👄🔴

[@jillianvalentine5800]

Kurtis: *about to say it’s a doll chair like a normal person* Also kurtis: “idk man it’d be perfect for me if I was like one foot tall”

[@hayley6236]

I'm the 69th like

[@Jim-vq9yg]

You have an interesting mix of contempt for humanity and pure positive energy. Thanks for the hours of company while I drive around in my trucky truck.

[@issatruther1031]

A mix of Humanity and Roasting ✨

[@malloryhowarth9905]

Same

[@jayare6691]

i can’t believe how happy it actually made me to see that jacob was your producer

[@thunderthais]

Is he not doing Pretty Much It anymore?

[@jayare6691]

Thunder Thais no :( he went to do his own thing, i guess in the past there was other people who did prettymuchit with eric who also dropped out to do their own thing

[@thunderthais]

jay are. I wonder if he’s just not a good coworker or if they just wanted to move on to different projects

[@taenimin]

hes talking about a different jacob im pretty sure

[@autumnb1626]

“do you think we’re the only podcast..-“ yes

[@atmnnn]

hello name twin (~‾▿‾)~

[@autumnb1626]

:000 hello !!

[@goeeey]

i like your pfp

[@autumnb1626]

aw thank u lol :))

[@bittersweet2472]

Hey Mr. Producer Jacob, who’s this guy you have on your podcast. Not really catching his vibe.

[@bittersweet2472]

Emily for real. Who does he think he is, the Podcast host 😪

[@trollololol4601]

Meadow Hale he’s making it stinky

[@camskye534]

Right, hes *OUT OF CONTROL!* #jacobtakebackwhatsyours 😤

[@odetowren]

this is the funniest comment thread I’ve ever read wtf

[@ziggybluwaters5060]

Trol Lololol I genuinely feel like kurtis look like he smells bad. Like a booger. You ever have a super stuffy nose and you rub it and you can smell your fuckin boogers? Or the way you’re earrings smell after wearing them all day and they are new. Or the way any new piercing smells really. An old bandaid. Cheese. Just funky, musty things. Maybe it’s even only just because he says the word “stinky” so much and used other words like poopoo and fart and such so much. Other stuff could be maybe his weird mustache. For some reason I feel like so many food crumbs could trapped inside of that, caught in the little whiskers and furs and just rot lmao

[@kydneyk]

I walk away for 3 seconds and the next thing I hear is “that’s not true, your eyes AREN’T baby bell cheese.”

[@iloven1rvana]

i swear every time i pick up my phone a notification that says “very really good” pops up. i’m not complaining it’s actually very nice

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

Lol every time I log into class I get a notification. Class can wait

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

SugaKookieDough ah aren’t we all

[@sanshray24]

The title sounds like if skeletons did the coffin dance

[@mariellehowe9512]

The title sounds like if skeletons did the coffin danceThe title sounds like if skeletons did the coffin danceThe title sounds like if skeletons did the coffin danceThe title sounds like if skeletons did the coffin danceThe title sounds like if skeletons did the coffin danceThe title sounds like if skeletons did the coffin danceThe title sounds like if skeletons did the coffin danceThe title sounds like if skeletons did the coffin danceThe title sounds like if skeletons did the coffin danceThe title sounds like if skeletons did the coffin danceThe title sounds like if skeletons did the coffin dance

[@nicoled1351]

@@mariellehowe9512 what ❤

[@ToasterBrain51702]

@@mariellehowe9512 thank you so much

[@sanshray24]

Marielle Howe omg thats what i was gonna say 😆

[@leonswifee]

@Marielle Howe omg I was just thinking the same thing 😦

[@elguapo2580]

A goat story has a sequel, just saying

[@lizzyd9082]

Yeah he said that in his vid

[@elguapo2580]

Lizzy D oh, I missed that

[@DarkShadic9632]

*Cheese*

[@pho_is_not_interesting]

Cheese

[@gisellesaliot5376]

OHHHHH SO T H A T S WHERE JACOB WENTTTT. Kurtis kidnapped him it all makes sense now.

[@onorafinn3611]

Who is he? I recognise him from somewhere but don’t know where. And I don’t know his last name so I can’t lol him up

[@gisellesaliot5376]

@@onorafinn3611 He's a co host on this Movie Commentary Channel called "Pretty Much It"

[@CamWolfeAuthor]

I normally don't like throwing shade at people's looks, but that d-bag who was dancing on graves looks like Weird Al Yankovic's gross nephew that still tries to pick up high school chicks in his 1994 Ford Falcon

[@lykeprice9239]

Purple

[@sexfuk2119]

Orange

[@CamWolfeAuthor]

Green

[@lykeprice9239]

Blue

[@zthesituation]

Yellow

[@scaramash]

when kurtis talks about how hot it is in canada and you’re sitting in arizona like 👁👄👁

[@spaciousdawgg]

Yea that’s fair man o7

[@alvinemp9042]

same 😛 if i go outside for one second i feel like i’m being baked. “preheat the oven to 350 degrees and bake until golden brown” type of baked

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

Ayyy az gang

[@cosmicnic]

us northern folk arent used to this fkn heat🥵 actually where i am in Canada these recent years its gotten more and more hot each summer, were -50 in winter and +40 in summer like why do i live here

[@ToasterBrain51702]

it's hot outside? i wouldn't know

[@ska840]

If Kurtis could change his middle name, we all know it would be MagicMike. Kurtis MagicMike Conner

[@bebsbites]

i like jacob, he seems genuine and his sense of humor goes along with kurtis'. i hope to see this segment of the podcast in the next ones. :)

[@oakiedokie01]

my favorite thing about these podcasts is Kurtis laughing at his own jokes, it's so wholesome

[@jessnicole12]

when kurtis was talking about what he’d change his last name to i fr thought he was gonna say “i’d change my last name to Town”

[@danicarakic2270]

kurtis is the only person i can watch for an hour without getting bored tbh

[@julissadc9227]

"Sweating in places I didn't know existed" that's very 50 Shades of Grey of you sir

[@gillianisntcool]

Wait my eyes aren’t baby bell cheese? I’m so confused.

[@slightlypeevedpossom8510]

🔴👄🔴 me too

[@emmaaruu]

I’ve been eating them this whole time 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@kaleigh02]

🧀 👄 🧀

[@marquellestoskopf6200]

August sounds chilly because it sounds like a gust of wind

[@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs]

Want to say thank you. I’ve been really sick and with it has come insomnia and it’s been going on for almost 3 years. I’ve tried everything from medicine to binaural beats ... no help. Last night I happened to put on one of your VRG videos and you just guess what?!? Your voice let me sleep. I currently am downloading every episode as we speak. Lol Thank you more than you’ll ever know. You’ve got a gift! 🙏🙏🙏

[@kaleiahcraw9015]

Do u put it on in your sleep and still giggle when he says something funny cuz I do

[@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs]

Kaleiah Craw How could you NOT?! Lol

[@sianohanlon5685]

i just watched the old videos and my head echoes with give me kurtis conner kurtis conner kurtis conner

[@Artist_Dakota]

PLSSSSSDD 😭

[@bigbadgoth]

the tiktok dude claims hes alternative/goth and what he did is literally the opposite of what alternative culture is... as a punk, we dont approve.

[@daisy41178]

I can’t believe more ppl aren’t roasting him in the comment section. That guy’s a joke

[@TheRainyKingdom]

Yeah :( I believe that Alt and Goth culture has such a respect for the dead as the culture is rooted in a fascination of what happens with life after death. The only grave I’d dance on is his.

[@shelbystafford4199]

Exactly plus that cover was disrespectful to Ghostemane so double disapproval from me

[@Mel-me9sw]

BRO THIS WAS UPLOADED 8 SECONDS AGO! I can already feel how funny this is from 110

[@AICandii]

"August should be colder" -- blinks in southern hemisphere.

[@fionnafinn]

kurtis: august sounds like it should be a cooler month me: **laughs in south american**

[@roro-ie9eu]

When you brought up microphones I thought your exciting news was that you were going to be collabing with Mike's Mic and I almost shit myself out of excitement

[@sidneylasley3645]

SAME

[@poopypants2286]

He posted a video yesterday and now a podcast . Thank you mayor

[@KatrinaLovesYou]

I'm so here for the "Russell-Hartley-is-Kurtis'-nemesis" storyarc

[@lukechan3977]

the graveyard dude got flamed so hard on tiktok its hilarious

[@NO-fn6wy]

Let me just say as a person living in Florida the worst attraction here is psycho donuts in California

[@alyssiataylor546]

Ever since I started watching your videos I can't stop saying "dude" at the end of every sentence. I'm suing you 😤

[@sidneylasley3645]

I keep doing the "umm... what the heck?" After someone says something stupidly offensive

[@Roseee_]

Man I feel your pain. When you watch someone so much you pick up the way they talk. And whenever it happens, I'm always so confused 💀

[@moonlover9650]

i say "fuckin pardon" way more than i should thanks to him

[@elise4020]

my internal voice is just kurtis now lol

[@ameliapaine]

“Your eyes aren’t Babybel cheese. They’re still your eyes.” Thanks, I needed to hear that today

[@theresisty7122]

Me, in the Southern U.S.: August sounds like hell's sauna.

[@belen275rc]

I haven't watched it yet but I know I'm going to laugh nonstop

[@munkiebrain]

nice comment about jacob: he kinda looks like my cousin who is a sweet person so i approve of jacob so far

[@hannahsong6341]

Oh my god Jacob! now it’s my two fav content creators together 🥰

[@alex-sm9gx]

I can’t express how happy I was when I found out the producer was Jacob

[@mercysimpson6066]

Holy cow Jacob is one of the funniest people on the internet, so glad to see him work with someone almost as funny. All love

[@wakatoo2588]

This podcast is like every week Kurtis goes to his friends stand up show, but they're not ready and they're like "hey can you go out and riff while i finish getting ready?"

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

Haha I’m in the middle of class but that won’t stop me

[@laneyperkins840]

Ack samme

[@staridawan]

Epic 😎

[@ultr4k4tty]

my school is cancelled all week because of hurricanes Marco and Laura hitting really hard!! 😜😜

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

sprouts oh dang stay safe dude

[@Noah-hm3hi]

I haven't started school yet 😎

[@ChrisDoc]

We need an Antiquing With Kurtis vlog 🙌🏼

[@curtismartin4690]

Looks like Jacob’s coming up in the spot, and I gotta say, he’s looking extra fly.

[@phoebe-jh7qz]

is he gonna testify tho?

[@noraaaaa]

I think a pilgrim would implode if they heard 100 Gecs

[@rensawyer5623]

[Jacob comes on screen] Me: oh no hE’S HOT

[@kristhechap1811]

Jacob looks like the guy from pretty much it

[@peachinagokart]

the title reminded me of the danny gonzalez song ‘spooky ho’

[@EllieKimberley]

The best part of these podcasts is Kurtis laughing at his own jokes

[@011mph]

the way kurtis always comes up with these wild scenarios on the spot has me in tears

[@sopha985]

whenever i watch these i feel like were friends talking cuz im also in toronto dying of heat with no ac

[@lizzyd9082]

I always forget it’s Tuesday and it’s like a little treat when I open KZbin

[@RoseNoel19]

The Grand Canyon is beautiful how is that the “worst” attraction in Arizona . If anything the worst attraction in Arizona is the 4 corners.

[@annakepes8050]

You could say that about 4 whole states

[@Jim-vq9yg]

Being in 4 states at once was mind blowing to 10 year old me. Looking at pictures on Google and its pretty underwhelming. Mesa Verde for the win if that's in Arizona.

[@aribrown2251]

The grand canyon is just a big hole in the ground. Dont get me wrong its somethign everyone should be able to see but also...Its a hole

[@39suhanamakhija44]

Thanks I really needed this today, I'm having a bad day 🙁

[@sambeaulynneolivier4821]

Bro same (went back to school)😑

[@39suhanamakhija44]

@@sambeaulynneolivier4821 me too 😭

[@staridawan]

Aww I hope your ok

[@Esotericspruce]

My dog kiss ur face

[@stella8869]

suhana makhija I’m so sorry. Just know that you are loved, and you deserve to smile today!

[@lxighann]

Seeing Jacob on here after missing him on PMI for so long was such a breath of fresh air

[@liruohua1866]

Why is no one mentioning the fact that Jacob is the producer lol, didn't expect that

[@angryfruit4994]

For the last time, there are only TWO GENDERS. Best Buy employee and gym teacher

[@rebecamartinez1053]

Why did the title remind me of a Just Dance song wtf

[@juliro_]

!!!

[@salemedits9320]

I was having a shit day but this video made it better, thanks Kurtis.

[@seeannaisawsum]

Yay! I love Jacob so much I’ve been missing him from pmi and now he’s here! it’s like Christmas morning

[@LizzyLaroo]

Please drop “Pooping on Your Grandpas Grave” diss track. Just diss everyone. Go ham. Also, SO happy to see Jacob here! Two of my faves 🥰

[@jamievaugh9015]

Casa bonita is not the worst attraction in Colorado. I believe that honor goes to frozen dead guy day.

[@jessicabraud3307]

I'm sorry what

[@jamievaugh9015]

@@jessicabraud3307 okay so there's this guy who was cryogenically frozen when he died, and so for most of the year they keep him in a shed, but towards the end of winter the hold a festival with games like coffin racing and dead guy costume contests

[@anna_banana414]

???ahaha???

[@ergotoxicosis]

I was late to my 8am but I’m early for Kurtis so it cancels out

[@margaweet]

jacob's voice is so nice plz have him on the podcast every week :')

[@rosebud1659]

On the subject of last names one year in hs we had a long term substitute teacher who was named Mrs Thrasher, and i was a hardcore/scene kid so i was IMMENSELY jealous lmao such a cool last name

[@yuka4897]

jacob was a nice surprise,, i rlly enjoyed when you guys collabed so that's fun :-)

[@ANGELB0T]

When you started talking about the cool last names I couldn’t help but think about this one guy from Norway (who recently changed his name back rip) who named himself: you’re welcome thank you (when translated)

[@lemon3060]

is anybody gonna talk about how good kurtis' freestyles are??

[@prickleshatespickles8372]

better idea: Phobia doughnuts/donuts. I would especially appreciate rare phobias like emetophobia (fear of throwing up) or lepidopterophobia (fear of butterflies). That would be so cool and seeing the creativity of expressing these fears on donuts would be so cool grrrr

[@kelseyp600]

Crazy graveyard dancing artist guy has some amaZING HAIR THOUGH

[@abbybabble6190]

I was just about to go and watch an older video and then I saw you had a new one! So like that makes me happy

[@AmyAberrant]

“This non sex sex festival is better than sex”

[@thienthien444]

ahhh dnp!!! luv ur pfp

[@TheRainyKingdom]

Omg I went to a dnp meet and greet in 7th(??) grade 😭😭

[@calliahs]

I fucking love Jacob! So happy to find out he’s been apart of this show this whole time

[@PenelopeNaomi]

Jacob is kinda cute Epic reveal.

[@meela04]

bro good timing its midnight where i live and i always listen to ur podcasts to fall asleep cus ur voice is literally so soothing

[@darlingambrosial9468]

we gotta start a dude counter for his videos.

[@ilikecheeseandinternetmeme1568]

that number will reach the billions, if we gathered them all from alll his videos on the internet

[@Lady_Crispr]

That Hull Festival sounds like the shitty religious Halloween party I was tricked into attending once.

[@WillowWispGaming]

I always got August and September mixed up because August just sounds so Fall-like and September sounds warm and green

[@christinah5859]

Woah, as a Pretty Much fan, I was so excited and also weirded out to see Jacob here! So glad he seems well 💛

[@kasiak7736]

Dude i have never been this early for anything

[@virekin0t719]

i think kurtis forgets that you can actually legally change your last name to anything you want it to be lmao

[@avenuebrickstudios9854]

Short film came out today, isn’t doing too well views wise, but this is cheering me up so thanks

[@alicedimitro]

Love the pod! Btw the goat story video was hella funny. We need a part 2

[@vanorarogers5416]

That Anthony Dream guy is the type of guy to not wipe correctly because it’s “gay”

[@913zzzn]

I'm very sorry you missed out on Casa Bonita. It is my favorite place on earth probably. Also, I love that Jacob is your producer that is so iconic 🥰