broooo "Final Defecation" cmon Kurtis!!!

ill be your therapist

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That Dave Grohl joke aged wonderfully hahhaha

why did the person from the advice segment had to say they're minor ? 😭 And that their life is crappy ??? 😭 What kind of response were they expecting?

You missed the best one... Chonk Noggin... Feel you in it bro

20:20 You’re right, actually. When my mother tried to get her tubes tied (after having three kids, i may add) the doctors told her that HER HUSBAND might want kids later on. Not her, her husband. She did fortunately get her tubes tied, after pretty much telling the doctors that “if he wants to have more kids he can find another whore to fuck.”

fuck it’s 2024 and i just commented about “peter parka” on the spotify episode (where i was listening and there are no comments) but i should have known people would beat me to it on the youtube version

abt chapelle roan: i think it’s okay to say no to pictures of course, but i don’t think it’s ‘creepy’ to ask celebs for pictures. i think she probably out of frustration has gone a bit far with that. if you ask a random woman for a picture, she doesn’t know why, or what you’ll do with it, why you want a picture of her specifically etc, that’s why it’s creepy. asking for a picture of a celebrity removes that factor. the celeb knows why they want a picture-> because they are a fan, they want to post it online, they want to show people they met a celebrity. similarly, if you asked a cosplayer for a picture, they wouldn’t be freaked out or find it creepy, because they know why-> they’re wearing a fancy outfit. again, she is fully in her rights to say no and people should take that well. but it is just wrong to call it creepy when it’s not. for most celebrities it’s an inconvenience, it’s irritating, they want to go abt their day without getting bothered. but that’s their own frustration and doesn’t mean it’s okay to call your own fans creepy if they respectfully ask for a picture and are understanding when you say no. she’s not in danger in that instance she’s just annoyed. i think almost everything else she said was fine tho. but asking for a pic is not creepy. we often praise celebs for being kind to fans in public, so i take the praise away if they’re gonna demonize them. i appreciate celebs much more if they are kind to fans in public. i understand everyone has bad days, and some fans do too much so the celeb has to stand up for themselves. but a picture ???? just say no politely like a normal person

This guy said he is a Christian but it takes more to be a Christian. He was caught in a lie when he said he does not lie everyone lies it's normal. Love you guys

Hessel Streets

not me flying with my cat tomorrow

kurtis stop zooming in for your zany commentary i'm watching the pokemon in the back

buc ees is not a truck stop it is a car stop they dont let trucks in

It is refreshing to see comments here because they are less racist and less sexist and less offensive than on tiktok and tiktok freaks out when I say a swear that I censor

THE GUY DO DID THE VOICEMAIL SOUNDS LIKE KYLE SCHEELE😭😭(Danny made a video about him)

Yeah I live in fl and if you don’t like the weather we say “give it 20 minutes” 😅

why do people watch this

kurt have u ever stopped to consider the fact that people do move places, via plane, and when you move where you live you have to bring all your belongings, including your pets. hope this helps kurtis🎉❤

A spitball isn’t just a paper ball inside of a straw, it’s a spit-soaked paper ball inside of a straw. That’s why it’s called a spitball 🫠

LMAO watching him make fun of religion and religious people made me love Kurtis more 💀 “see you in hell bignik!” I was dyingggg

I cannot explain how happy Kurtis fanboying and being so excited makes me

hello! it's one year later but I am here to answer your question. I listen to this podcast while doing anything school related. sometimes at home while doing hw at my desk. but usually while eating lunch in the dining hall and taking notes. if I pass college, I will have you to thank, mr mayor

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ANTIVIRAL MENTION❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Do u know how racist Kamala Harris is!

holy shit i havent laughed this hard in forever, thank you for this

She said the dog was non binary 😭

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14 beers

Jesus he knows me !

45:37 hell yeah

Guys, its not making america great again, its making america homophobic and racist again.

Sir these are my emotional support fart sounds.

kurtis, I love you so much, but people on patreon are paying for episodes and we haven't gotten one since early aug.

kurtis, I love you so much, but people on patreon are paying for episodes and we haven't gotten one since early aug.

i don't know if he's doing it subconciously or not but kurtis keeps matching drew's sitting positions haha

i was not expecting to cry at work today. i hope you’re dealing better now and year later, but ik the wound never goes away

I feel like Kurt during the advise segment when that guy asked how to tell when he wants to look like another dude or thinks he would smash them, Kurt was gonna give an example 100% from his experience, but during that long ass pause he was like "Maybe calling another woman hot on the pod is not a good idea" and just went with the explanation we got lol

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Philosopher I hardly know her

Ended the pod with hopecore vibes ❤✨🙂‍↕️

31:25 is so much funnier now after what dave grohl just got caught doing

"why doesn't Kurtis talk about Canada???" Kurtis every other video: "guys did you know I was Canadian?"

Arlie Route

Gen X will never cease to infuriate me because they've had it so good yet keep bitching. They got to live through some great decades and got to experience really cool shit that our generations can only dream about AND get to experience the cool innovations we have today, all while never having to worry about being able to buy a house. Like they have it as good as humanly possible in our current society and STILL want to complain. I'm sorry, but if I got to be alive in the 80s, still experience technology today, AND own a house? I wouldn't be posting memes on Facebook about how kids these days don't know what a garden hose is.

sort of parallel to watertok, you should check out the videos people who work at coffee shops make about the obscene orders they get (if you want! and if you havent yet bc i have the memory of an ant)