not too much on the clear frame glasses 😔

Opened my phone up at 15:32 forgetting I had this video playing and was so concerned 😭😭

I can't wait for next weeks lesbian top tip. 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Goodnight ya’ll, love you. Don’t let the bedbugs bite

Gen Z Saw movie should be called Sawcial Media

Sounds like something someone whos secretly into tickling would say 🤔

if they are doing this they might as well make out of men's ejaculation

PREACH

Straight up just started hitting people when they tickle me. Everyone learned real quick

These are straight up the funniest 60 seconds I've ever seen

i will shriek if tickled icl

And then there's people with a tickle fetish that are probably gonna have beef with ol' Kurtboy now lol 🔥

That’s a good joke Kurtis lmao 😂 cuz rich people don’t go to jail….. also it’s freaking insane that he might only get a few weeks in jail for all that !!!! I’ve seen people get years of prison or jail time over small amounts of 🍃 green 💀. The crazy thing is rich ppl as well as child sa people get almost no jail or prison time in the states it’s gross

Kurtis is talking about his wife tickling him

i have genuine tickle trauma so yes. ban tickling

bro can't answer the tickler's riddles 😂😂

Googie googie goo lookin ah😂💀

Rusałki:

😞😢 screaming and squirming around UNCONTROLLABLY and the tickle monster just thinks it's funny. 🙄

It’s weird that tickling someone even after they tell you to stop is normal

tickling is so fucking weird

Nobody likes a fricken trickster👿

tickling brings out the absolute worst in me istg like thats just asking for a fight 😭😭

agree wholeheartedly

Whenever I get tickled, I superreact and end up punching the other person

FIRST

peeing on my money to take back my power bc i have to go to weekend jail :/

14:00 ok correction American money is 25% linen and 75% cotton our cash is like clothing it can absolutely be peed on and washed lol. Canadians and their weird polymer money, just use a freaking credit card at that point at least ours is biodegradable XD

I’m at the beginning of the episode, so maybe I’m commenting too soon. But idk I think felons having equal rights is a good thing. Plenty of people who were once in prison for a felony are reintegrated into society and they should definitely have the right to run for public office. Heck even while in prison I’m thankful they can run. There are places where felons can’t even vote in America, and if you think about the amount of POC that have felonies (often times unfairly due to our justice system sucking and the rest of the time it’s systemic issues that cause them to commit those crimes) it’s another way of disenfranchising. That specific law favors people, and it’s sad hearing Kurtis joke about felons rights. They’re people too man

Every time Russell tries to prove Kurtis "misunderstood" something, he looks like as if he is going to cry right this second 👀

This is the wildest podcast episode ever.

feel bad for the money “asserting dominance” girl. to me, it seems like every little thing was controlled by her parents/guardians when she was growing up. people often find unhealthy ways of coping with having absolutely no control over anything in their life. A lot of people develop eating disorders for this reason, because it’s the ONLY thing they have say/control over.

Im voting croc tbh. Flip a shark upside down and it falls asleep or whatever? And a crocs main thing is a deathroll? Sharks out. I guess depends on who gets the first chomp but crocs got claws ? Idk man i rlly feel crocs

Lesbos is an ancient island, and we get the modern vernacular from the mythology of the place.

Tickling against your will is actually assault. No one has the right to even touch you without your consent, even if you are married to them.

reminding kurtis that a year ago he said he’d have 303 as a guest on his 303rd episode of VRG, also getting like a countdown thing for the number of episodes and just flipping the number over as the episodes go along and you can see it in the background so you don’t need to remember would be cute.

The best TGIF for trump to say that I could come up with is That’s Gay, I’m Fucked

How Abt six foot fib for the game show name

Batman CAN defeat anyone with enough prep time. 😡

mass transit is a perfectly respectable mode of transport. most people outside of North America understand that. Alexa doesn't.

The person acting like Kurtis just nonstop plays shit fart sounds is hysterical like Ive never *really* noticed them anyways😭

its actually insane that you lose your right to vote for presidential elections when you become a felon but you still have the right to run for president

it’s so hard to answer because we’ve associated the social identity with biological features, and trans people were like “nah i don’t want my identity to be based on my genitalia” and that made dr witnesser angry for some reason…

Our money is made out of cotton actually, it does not dissolve on contact with water because that would be very bad

It feels like the stand up guys whole thing is a bit in an of itself. Like his comedy is good but the standup is like just “classic comedy”. Cats, dogs, relatable, haha. The whole thing feels on purpose in a different way

I'm gonna piss on my credit card :P

goat story nft on the blockchain, yeah tell that to a victorian child