Blasphemy in Afghanistan | A Grunt's Life | VET Tv

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Context & Disclaimer: This series was written by combat veterans of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. They served as infantrymen at the tactical level and experienced the futility and pain of a poorly-executed counterinsurgency campaign first-hand. This piece of art is a reflection of their thoughts, feelings and true-life experiences during this generational conflict. Message from the creator: Once again, we've pushed the boundaries of comedy to levels that were only pushed by "Blazing Saddles," "South Park," and "The Chappelle Show." In this episode you'll experience religious blasphemy that would make any lover of dark comedy jump for joy. You'll be happy to know that all religion is fair game, no one is spared, however, as a former Catholic altar boy, I have a special place in my heart for Catholicism. And by "special place in my heart," I mean, I wanna rip on them the hardest. 🙂 Peace and Love, Donny O'Malley

[@vanchosin2132]

Well done Gents!! Against All Odds!

[@guy27]

Fuckin phenomenal

[@ChristianF15cher]

If God was real and an American he would have to plead the Fifth when asked about his management of Afghanistan.

[@28ebdh3udnav]

I remember when Vice made a video about VetTV and they disabled the comments because so many were saying good things about VetTV lol

[@Make_Up_Jerry]

Lmfao i seen that

[@EdgDuarte]

Superman yelling out "Allllaaaaaaaaaah" was the sleeper for me. I damn near pissed myself, it was so funny.

[@HarveyBlevins-i4h]

The “stfu he ain’t comin” got me

[@vincentpitts5356]

The look on Goldies face when he got the idea...😂 I can’t breathe🤣.

[@vincentbergman4451]

“We did have him up there for 6 hours”

[@AirBorne-v8n]

Grant 3: "Should we have taped his head" Grunt 4: "I don't know this my first crucifixion"

[@sassythesasquatch8036]

“We kicked him out in the invasion”

[@muslimwhostrying]

They didn't though 😊 God doesnt have eyeballs, anus etc. He neither begets nor is begotten. He doesn't die at the hands of His enemies. He is neither born out of a woman nor needs mankind He is eternal Allah is God❤️

[@tony66au]

Love it, Okay okay you got me, 12 Months of laughs subbed :-)

[@VETTvchannel]

Thanks for subbing

[@tony66au]

@@VETTvchannel Nah, Thanks for the laughs, smiles and wrongness :-)

[@ajithsidhu7183]

@@VETTvchannel just curious why are they speaking in Arabic not Farsi?

[@ADDAmerican]

“Allahhhhh” “Stfu he aint comin”😭😭😭

[@sheepleslayer586]

Well, the thumbnail said it all 🤣 imma be going to hell... but, I won't be alone! Imma be bringing my Battle Buddy!

[@tsoliot5913]

1:30 "yeah, sure did" lol

[@ChristianF15cher]

“God is great but we kicked him out in the invasion”. Delicious.

[@josephfleming7488]

This hitting my algorithm on Good Friday is kinda wild.

[@jonathanperry8331]

I was duct taped to a wall once in this fashion and I almost suffocated to death. Most people that are crucified do because you need to push on your legs to breathe and eventually when your legs give out it's over.

[@dravenocklost4253]

My priest told me about that.

[@dravenocklost4253]

So that's actually factual

[@Darth-Nihilus1]

These series is awesome 😂

[@knowlegablesalmon7963]

"Your people crucified christ" Made me spit my drink.

[@MarkTheTreeManVann]

How I feel at work everyday... Lmao, the trick is don't act upon it...

[@MarkTheTreeManVann]

This is for o' mally... I had 2 people break into my house last night... fucking meth heads, they tried to get thru my garage door playing the sound of crickets on their phone while they lifted my garage door between chirps.... to bad for them that's what woke me up, my first thought was,crickets are dormant right now... then I heard the sound of my garage door creaking, their timing was off... I grab my rifle, slap on my body armor. Creep barefoot across my house and post up on my couch in a tactical position, wall behind me all exits in front of me. I can hear them down in my basement creeping around like the rats they are... I realized if they come up those stairs into my living room I'm going to have to kill them... my second thought was, man I'm going to have to fix the plumbing or electrical and worry about pass thru of the rounds towards my neighbors house. I yelled a fair warning down to them I knew they were there. And put 2 rounds into my basement thru the floor where they were. Started hearing one flopping around like a fish on land... I yelled, sounds like u got one, who's fucking next! I charged down my stairs, jumped into the room I fired the shots. Swept it, one of them ran out of the garage up the stairs for his life the way I came, all I saw was his shadow on the wall before I heard the sound of feet on the stairs. I yelled you better run motherfucker. I didn't know if he went left of right at the top of the stairs so I swept left to my bedrooms. (Where all my other weapons are) clear all three rooms and the bathrooms, make it to the kitchen backdoor is wide open, he jumped off my 15 foot high back deck... I thought he got fucked up from the jump a little and got away.... oh, no... I'm in sentry mode now, I felt no need call the cops, what would I tell them? I saw a shadow running u my stairs? Here's the beauty of it. The guy broke his leg when he jumped off my back deck and spent 2 hours in fear of his life hiding under my deck. How I know do this? I heard a woman's voice say " oh, God your going to die, we have to call an ambulance" he says, "I don't need an ambulance just get me the fuck out of here" realized he didn't get away and he had been suffering in pain for over 2 hours calling for help under my deck... and I fucking savored it.... even after I knew he was fucked up.... I didn't call the cops to arrest him, I damn near killed him but all the flopping was from him checking for a bullet wound the other guy went out the way he came, trust me I looked for a blood trail. Not a drop. So I didn't even call 911... I let his ass lay there and suffer till someone came to rescue him... he didn't wanna go to jail I didn't wanna have to file the report. He got instant karma.

[@CMDR.Gonzo.von.Richthofen]

The trick is hard, bro. The struggle is real.

[@chunkmonk2348]

Lmfao. How the fuck is this still up 🤣

[@Gurtington]

1:28 LMFAOOO

[@knockinatchafrontdoor5422]

I already kno I'm goin str8 ta hell... Wit da gasoline drawz

[@austinfogwell5864]

I feel like anyone who accidentally clicked on this is going straight to hell. Lol 😂

[@MrGreenTabasco]

So much has changed, and yet so lottle. Once again, the romans have come.

[@dbadaddy7386]

I want to be offended, but nasty shit happened that we aren't told about and I wasn't there. So I'm not going to pass judgment, other than saying the top needed to be better secured in case he wiggled to the side. Patton referred to how people would react once the goo that was their best friend's brain was splattered on them, so if actions were taken that were less than the American ideal, I for one am not especially inclined to be critical. Teddy Roosevelt talked about the man in the arena, and since I was not in the arena, there is nothing I can say about the actions of the people there. Might disapprove of being there in the first place, but the grunts have no say. If stringing this guy up on a cross was a better alternative than shooting him, everybody wins. That crown- that was genius.

[@JamaluddinAlMuqdishaawi]

So this same rhetoric can be used to justify the war cr1mes of 1s1s? Because you are at war you are allowed to break the geneva code that you guys literally talk about all the time. You can lecture then even if you haven't been to war, because in a state of war or not, p3dophilia is bad, r4pe is bad and torture is bad, and soldiers largely do not participate in these crimes during war, because morality is still there.

[@dbadaddy7386]

@@JamaluddinAlMuqdishaawi You should go there and tell the present occupants about their war crimes and crimes against humanity. It's easy to hide behind a keyboard and talk smack to a largely responsive audience. Go talk to the Taliban and see what you get.

[@JamaluddinAlMuqdishaawi]

@@dbadaddy7386 War crimes on both sides it's wrong, but is a little more hypocritical by the Americans when the literal reason why Americans are in Afghanistan is because of a war crime a minority insurgency(Alq4eda) committed against the Americans. It therefore makes me doubt if the intention was really to "civilise", or punish a civilisation, the latter is more realistic. I am not surprised by American war crimes, to me this is expected, but for Americans, right wingers and left wingers to claim the campaigns the American government takes part in globally is an act of humanity is a damn lie, and I don't like liars.

[@dbadaddy7386]

@@JamaluddinAlMuqdishaawi I notice you haven't yet spoken to the Taliban. Apparently blocking the doors and setting a girl's school on fire, simply because the students were female, isn't worthy of condemnation to you.

[@JamaluddinAlMuqdishaawi]

@@dbadaddy7386 Even if I was to believe this to be true, as I said, both sides committed crimes, you literally have Anericans laughing about the war crimes they commited in Afghanistan, just look at the comments on some videos, they make it clear that war crimes is their policy, so Americans are not on a moral high ground and should stop trying to police people when they themselves dont adhere to their principle. As many of you also admitted, the ANA you guys worked with were p3dophiles and r4pists, they would m0lest little boys, the Taliban got rid of this the first day they came in, they quickly hanged these r4pists and corrected them.

[@elizabeth3280]

Jew Know it, 😂 They totally made the dude one of the most fun characters. Extra points for making me think he was going to do something brutal instead of funny.

[@fitzyholden1036]

Gold, pure gold.

[@ChristianF15cher]

If I go crazy then will you still call him “Superman”?

[@DonnyOMalley]

hahaha

[@ChristianF15cher]

@@DonnyOMalley NINE MORE SEASONS, DONNY! I NEED MY FIX!!

[@NoirHound]

Anyone know the multitool used at 1:57 to 1:58?

[@gaius_enceladus]

"Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-hu snack-bar......." :)

[@leolim2590]

Is it just me or do I feel a little bad for superman

[@ChristianF15cher]

I mean he IS a racist piece of shit…

[@OneTruePhreak]

It's just you. The first time I seen how he was crippled I hyperventilated from laughter. The look on the sergeant's face was priceless. I rewatched that scene a dozen times, in an attempt to get through it without laughing, but I still couldn't manage. Superman the human prop is one of the funniest things I've seen in decades.

[@leolim2590]

@@OneTruePhreak well yeah I still find this scene to be really funny

[@joshuavise3789]

Damn I feel like I'm going straight to hell just for watching this. LoL

[@sugandesenuds6663]

Still can’t believe you wasted tea guy

[@ChristianF15cher]

I agree. People who slurp their drinks deserve far worse than being shot in the head.

[@MichaelPCarr10]

Nope This was too much Nailed it

[@xx_harold_xx7394]

Yea they did kek

[@alexmason1387]

Two hard ons today and it’s not even 0700 yet

[@lolfu6492]

" we kicked him out in the invasion" lmao

[@bodake2557]

“Jew know it” 😂

[@ShazKhan23]

This like the military version of trailer park boys. Buddy is taking a dookie while his squad mate is getting crucified. Then unk comes outta no where and throws a haymaker like he’s George Foreman. Straight wasted the man, dug him a grave and everything.

[@truthseeker9117]

I don't understand!! Was this a comedy? Our guys wouldn't do some cruel shit like this would they? That's like... Some SS level evil shit to do. I'm really sorry I don't get the joke. The guy was screaming out for his God...

[@reuvenpolonskiy2544]

No man, this is things that done in wars for thousands of years. SS was much much worse, I dont want even to describe of what they did to POW or civilians.

[@Rightgear84]

@@reuvenpolonskiy2544 SS were not worse. Israeli and American soldiers are way worse. Gitmo is one example. Torture was a norm. Nice try trying to make sound like a walk in the park.

[@reuvenpolonskiy2544]

@@Rightgear84 That is pure crazy talk, SS industrially exterminated millions, including children. Israel, America(nor did almost any other country) or Gitmo do not come even close to that.

[@elizabeth3280]

Bw this one and a few others I just subscribed to support the blasphemy mixed with nostalgia

[@dgeo8939]

"We kicked him out in the invasion" 😂

[@muslimwhostrying]

He is still there. 😊

[@bob130]

Real.

[@apex_prariedog]

This might be funny, but these guys are homeless now.

[@katekat1064]

Leatherman tool

[@AbdulHannanAbdulMatheen]

👏😁

[@Avery_____]

Amen

[@littlemama609]

Fireeee

[@Its_just_rand]

‘Jew know it’ 😳

[@thecrimsonking5142]

Thus is going to far

[@e.vasquez9946]

Stay calm, and i saw nothing😎🤟

[@ausinasmith96]

SUPERMAN!!

[@kemontemcclinton7739]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brianv1988]

🙏🙏🙄

[@guy27]

“mullah fucktard” got me fuckin dead🤣🤣🤣🤣 Way more funny than”SG.hotwheels or superman” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Keep up the good work.

[@Crangaso]

🔫

[@kaveeone]

🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewengelsen2583]

Jew know it ;)

[@Justnm98]

God Bless VET TV for being so based!

[@gavrielamati9939]

JEWKNOWIT

[@smollgar]

Pretty sure it was the Romans lol

[@QuantikoOfficial]

Nah this one not it.

[@cerealkiller8882]

YES!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

[@TheRockaholic1]

Nope wee much

[@tritondriver1]

LLLLMMMMAAAOOO

[@Trinimanlex]

Allahhhhhhh

[@kellyalger2394]

Allahhhhhhhhhh!

[@justinbush7141]

lol allah a lot of help there!

[@muslimwhostrying]

God doesnt have eyeballs, anus etc. He neither begets nor is begotten. He doesn't die at the hands of His enemies. He is neither born out of a woman nor needs mankind He is eternal Allah is God❤️