Once saw him drink 15 pints before a game then collapse in the centre circle before half time. They did a liver transplant on him during the interval and he went on to score twice in the second half. You just couldnt make it up.
@MrDaiseymay2 жыл бұрын
you did
@jimmypee8404 Жыл бұрын
@@MrDaiseymay I saw it all on BBC 12 years ago, definitely happened...
@manchesterukabriefvideooftime Жыл бұрын
That was George Best
@ianclarke1852 Жыл бұрын
@@manchesterukabriefvideooftime yep my mistake, got the 2 players mixed up in my old age.
@garyhyndman1105 Жыл бұрын
@Philip Croft I remember him playing at St James's Park and Roker Park at the same time and he was back in the Black Garter before the ref blew the whistle in BOTH games.
@blzbob793611 ай бұрын
There should be an award for the funniest sketch ever. This is it, in my mind. There is sooo much going on here that youngsters just wont get, and that makes it even funnier. And the stolen cutlery for the hostel like. Wrecked me. Classic R & M . x
@TrumpsArse15 күн бұрын
Its brilliant. Never saw it until a few days ago. But the cutlery thing I think he might have nicked from Spike Milligan
@richardcarter8185 Жыл бұрын
I’m think Bob Mortimer is one of the funniest people on the planet. Simply effortless funny bones!
@itsbrilliant-bt8sv13 күн бұрын
I just have to look at him and I start laughing. Such a funny lad.
@TheMadTatter4 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear that "Hands, Face, Space" advert on the radio at the moment, my brain can't help but change it to "Kick, Head, Smurke"
@StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY4 жыл бұрын
Me too!!!!!
@cullyx29134 жыл бұрын
And me 😂
@grahamlive4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t but I will now. 😅
@jesuspobre883 жыл бұрын
Sidney Smut 😆
@robbdavies77493 жыл бұрын
Priceless 😂
@FifthGearBeer5 жыл бұрын
Bob Mortimer is the funniest human being that’s ever lived. His humour is so surreal and bizarre it has me bursting out laughing constantly.
@gtowngtown16014 жыл бұрын
Not funny. Talentless. Tbf. It's amusing I suppose, just like a fart. But ultimately devoid of any real talent. End of the pier stuff. I hate to rain on anyone's parade, but it's the truth.
@BeardyGit894 жыл бұрын
@@gtowngtown1601 you're categorically wrong. Probably a salty Geordie.
@Sambrowski104 жыл бұрын
Literally?
@craigkopite114 жыл бұрын
gtown gtown why are you watching videos on KZbin you don’t find funny, then replying to people’s comments who do think it’s funny - to let them know you don’t think it’s funny? Go outside an get some fresh air you virgin.
@FifthGearBeer4 жыл бұрын
gtown gtown why on earth are you watching it then? He’s clearly very talented as he’s had a long career in comedy and regarded as one of Britain’s best comics. I think how he makes people laugh is incredible talent. His sense of humour is very unique. One funny funny bloke. You just mustn’t understand him.
@robertfrazer81615 жыл бұрын
Love the way Tubby Brewster became Tubby Baxter! Lol! Brilliant!
@lexgoogleplay83814 жыл бұрын
Yes, it cleverly gave the impression they were making it up as they went along! At 0.14, I think Vic even announces him as 'please give a warm welcome to Chubby Brewster'.
@juankusoff4 жыл бұрын
Lex Google Play I think that might have just been the way he was messing about with his teeth lol
@EmilyGilbeywilbey4 жыл бұрын
That's quite a boast!!!!
@nigelheathcote60844 жыл бұрын
Yes how observant of ya good self , we would Neva hav nortist like, 🙄
@juankusoff4 жыл бұрын
@@nigelheathcote6084 noticed
@mprscot2 жыл бұрын
I have to watch this over and over because of the tears in my eyes! 😂😂😂😂😂 Pure genius!
@bewildered54443 жыл бұрын
I don't think Vic knew what was coming through that door. Absolutely priceless.
@lewis49292 жыл бұрын
I think they do this on purpose to keep themselves entertained
@TheStevenWhiting Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think that's what happens as Bob said they used to do it on the original series, not tell each other what they are gonna look like when they come out.
@EnterMerlin Жыл бұрын
i just said this to someone i shared it with
@discostu3337 ай бұрын
That's the joy of their routines - pure anarchy!
@jackjude13 күн бұрын
Vic knew what to do with the cutlery 😏
@douglasgray67832 жыл бұрын
I have watched comedies from the 1960s onwards, and this is the funniest sketch I have ever witnessed.
@richjackson8349 Жыл бұрын
Vic laughing, wonderful these two, absolute legends of British comedy
@martinkulkarni35693 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant. Bob Mortimer is a living legend!
@pjnugent81983 жыл бұрын
Hats off to Vic as well. Hilarious partnership.
@HrhFish4 жыл бұрын
Bob reminds me of Geezer Butler from Black Sabbath here😎
@Pighood4 жыл бұрын
After a quick chromosomal melding with the LATE GRATE Lee Kerslake
@diamonddavemc4 жыл бұрын
@@Pighood and more than a dash of Mick Box.
@krisscanlon40517 ай бұрын
All prog metal members from the 70s!
@michaeldean72203 ай бұрын
Graham Oliver from Saxon surely😂
@GG-ml3vr3 жыл бұрын
First time i seen this on telly i genuinely cracked a rib laughing,off work for almost two weeks.It will always have a special place in my heart👍
@alclarke16422 жыл бұрын
Same
@jpr42125 жыл бұрын
The product of two extremely warped minds! British zany madcap comedy at its very best.
@iancadwallender97794 жыл бұрын
Loved these 2 since the very start.watched videos of big night out, before every night I went out on the pop.which was a lot.got me right in mood.Used to still be laughing on the bus. No you tube in them days young un
@markredmond20143 жыл бұрын
Tubby Brewster, Chubby Brewster, Tubby Baxter, Chubby Baxter.Brilliant, much funnier than Del Boy falling through a bar flap.
@jodeskid4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Love how Vic laughing all the way through this- makes me wonder if he knew Bob was going to come out like this.
@BeezusFafoon19712 жыл бұрын
I always felt like Vic hadn't seen Bob in character beforehand. Certainly not in costume anyway.
@benjaminbriscoe93102 жыл бұрын
OMFG!! This is quite simply the funniest thing Bob Mortimer has done ever 🤣 😂 I can't get through it without absolutely creasing up, so funny 🤣 😆 😄
@EnterMerlin Жыл бұрын
watched it thrice and it made me cry laughing
@ploppysonofploppy60664 жыл бұрын
"Me spatial awareness is shot to shite these days". Sums up my life right there.
@jtsotherone8 күн бұрын
same same, had 4 ear ops and now i'm closer to tubby baxter/brewster than i'd like to admit
@ploppysonofploppy60668 күн бұрын
@jtsotherone And I'm making light of it. Sorry brother. Hope the condition improves.
@jtsotherone8 күн бұрын
@ no it was funny!! Thanks for the kind words though
@davereeves4547 ай бұрын
Just the way he says ' smoke' gets me every time😂
@paulnewman3406 Жыл бұрын
This series of these two had my crying and gasping for air. Hilarious
@markweston93704 жыл бұрын
The faces that bob mortimer pulls in comedy sketches 😂😂😂 brilliant , pure brilliance
@nuklearpuppy2 жыл бұрын
Bob mortimers facial expression’s always bring tears to my face with a huge grin and laughter 😂
@adamduncan61727 ай бұрын
We need Vic and Bob back on our tv's ❤
@nigelburke35893 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favourite sketches of all time absolutely brilliant I would also suggest watch Bob on would I lie to you he'll have you in hysterics
@nigelcarren4 жыл бұрын
Here I am one year later and only now do I notice those are hand-painted kit stripes! Oh how the deeper I dig, the richer the gold. 🏆🇬🇧
@owencampbell87993 жыл бұрын
Never noticed. Genius.
@miorandmior3 жыл бұрын
😂
@steveannand9553 жыл бұрын
Damn, that took some extraordinary observation skills. Well spotted :) I couldn't take my eyes from Bob's face!
@billymurphy48003 жыл бұрын
Whats with the Knives and Forks that fall out of his pocket ! Are they for his baked beans ?
@Levi_Skardsen3 жыл бұрын
@@billymurphy4800 He says at the end he needs them for the hostel he's staying in.
@kenpudsey64353 жыл бұрын
I've loved Vic and Bob for years..this is hilarious..like the way Vic makes no attempt at hiding his laughter😂
@starshapedtambourineman3 жыл бұрын
With those eyes, Brewster is probably the only striker to be able to deal with crosses from the right and left simultaneously without moving his head ....
@frankspencer56023 жыл бұрын
mortgage eyes, one fixed one variable
@cpasty34503 жыл бұрын
Quality post. You win the internet hands down Mike.
@minioner50803 жыл бұрын
Only if mick butterworth crosses the ball in though
@stevegordon20324 жыл бұрын
I’ve come back to watch this again. Oh my. How good are these two. Mortimer cracks me up.
@joski90303 жыл бұрын
Yea bobs the man he does a great podcast called “Athletico mince” with his mate it’s hilarious
@jefflanghornephoto3 жыл бұрын
I've just been asked if I was ok by my other half as she came in to the room to see me wiping tears and creasing up. 🤣🤣🤣
@edjack19932 жыл бұрын
Love how Vic laughs when the cutlery falls out 😄
@steveparrish1112 Жыл бұрын
A Spike Milligan gag - Vic and Bob know their classic comedy😂
@c0ldc0ne9 ай бұрын
It didn't fall out though: Vic pulled it out from under his waist band.
@clfcchris14 жыл бұрын
Everyone I watch this I'm in tears walking down the street I think about it and I can't stop laughing so funny 😂😂😀😎
@kendo58623 жыл бұрын
Amanda Stavely’s first signing! He’s smewkin hot Striker!
@jshaw47573 жыл бұрын
1:00 the restraint off bob to not break into full laughter was jedi...that wasn't a sneeze he was holding in a full laughter breakdown lol
@samuelgouldwoolley57023 жыл бұрын
this joke got lost on my friends
@kendo58623 жыл бұрын
@@samuelgouldwoolley5702 - she’s just bought the Newcastle United FC as part of Saudi investment fund, with potentially an unimaginable transfer budget. But the black & whites are in a relegation zone
@philjamieson55724 жыл бұрын
I don't think I'll ever know exactly why I find them so achingly funny. I'm sure I'm not the only person who wonders that.
@martinkulkarni35693 жыл бұрын
Because they are fucking geniuses
@patrickmurphy18033 жыл бұрын
I don't understand any of their comedy,I just find myself laughing out loud every time I see a sketch
@alexanderromanov7373 жыл бұрын
While you snivelling Remoaners are complaining about every tiny little hic-up of Brexit that appears in the news, like a few pigs being chucked in the dumpster or a slight shortage of urgent blood tests, sewage flavoured fish or a Welsh port closing down etc. etc. etc., us heroic patriotic Brexit supporting farmers, fishermen and our courageous Brexiteer carworker brothers in Swindon are reaping the magnificent benefits of the fantastic success of our glorious Brexit triumph and we can now drag our perfect English knuckles on our uneven English pavements and mouth breath all over the place, maskless. Why can't you just let us true blue pioneering Brexiteers wallow, knee deep in our delirious happiness that we won our fabulous Brexit and that you lost your freedom of movement, farms, factories, NHS, democracy and the enthusiastic European labour force needed to power our economy. Get over it Remoaners.
@martinkulkarni35693 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderromanov737 STFU you fascist twat! Brexit is destroying this country and you will go down with the rest of us. Wife won’t leave so,I have to stay in this video forsaken, fascist shithole.
@JamoonXerxesSauber3 жыл бұрын
@@martinkulkarni3569 don't think you caught the sarcasm there mate
@billiabuscricketeer81493 жыл бұрын
It's the spanners falling out of his pocket that always gets me
@craigqrater41872 жыл бұрын
It's not spanners, it's cutlery
@billiabuscricketeer81492 жыл бұрын
@@craigqrater4187 Oh dear. Well that's nowhere near as funny.
@joski90302 жыл бұрын
@@craigqrater4187 we call cutlery spanners where I’m from
@MatthewMullin-ie9jq Жыл бұрын
Well he said at the end he needs the cutlery for the hostel.
@QuackersAhoy2 жыл бұрын
I love this pair. Really miss House Of Fools, it was mental! Reeves & Mortimer with the added bonus of Matt Berry!!! Comedy magic!
@cubeh83312 жыл бұрын
Loved that show too dude.
@kenpudsey64352 жыл бұрын
Yeah 'House of Fools' was brilliant!👌
@peanutpeanut1232 жыл бұрын
Now I've watched this at least 1000 times and have only just realised when Tubby explains where the cross came in from he says from the left and points right and vice versa. Now this is either Bob aware of stage directions, ie the audience's left and right, or a genius detail I missed till now confirming Tubby''s indeed shot to shit spatial awareness
@iandixon76412 жыл бұрын
It’s the fact that Tubby,s spatial awareness is indeed shot to shit 🤣🤣
@StuYoung-v5z Жыл бұрын
……I noticed it first time I watched it. Genius from Bob 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@anarcho-pingu5 жыл бұрын
tubby brewster tha wee geordie lad, best centeh forward the morpeth eva had
@thesvenvids77084 жыл бұрын
up the peth
@ListenToBigFace4 жыл бұрын
KICK. HEAD. SMERRRRK.
@ploppysonofploppy60664 жыл бұрын
@@ListenToBigFace Now officially my Family Motto
@TheAntiChrysler4 жыл бұрын
Honi soit kick mal head smerk
@ploppysonofploppy60664 жыл бұрын
@@thesvenvids7708 You telling me theres a REAL Tubby Brewster?
@kateo88294 жыл бұрын
I actually think its Bob Mortimer thats the comedy genius of those two. His stories on Would I lie to you are brilliant♥️
@mickharris49893 жыл бұрын
I can watch Bob on WILTY endlessly...he is just the funniest, nicest man ever...long may he tell truth or lies...its all comedy gold 👍
@paulreed50772 жыл бұрын
Totally agree. His rendition of the tuck shop raid was hilarious. Was his mate on that raid called pork chop because he had a thick ridge of fat on his back?
@gentleken78642 жыл бұрын
You can read his autobiography and in it, he always says that he's in awe of Vic and has been the whole of the time he's known him. He also talks about the creative and writing process they've always used. No script. Interesting read.
@DenkyManner2 жыл бұрын
They are equal, which is rare in a double act. Bob is more motivated to keep making new stuff these days, it just pours out of him while Vic is happy to not be funny and paint.
@vandamparmo79593 жыл бұрын
I'm from stockton and was gutted when we lost..tubby the legend
@Livedthe70s Жыл бұрын
Funniest 60 minutes of my life was seeing Bob and Andy Dawson doing Athletico Mince live. Comedy genius.
@georgebooth9463 жыл бұрын
The way Vic is laughing I think Bob was improvising there. Brilliant.
@jrmcpherson13092 жыл бұрын
Tubby changed his name 4 times during that clip 😂😂
@SteveGrant-bw4xn2 күн бұрын
Became Tubby Baxter😂😂😂😂😂
@tomowen70083 жыл бұрын
Implying he suspended the ball on his foot for a few moments before shooting always cracks me up
@DaveBartlett9 ай бұрын
Bob Mortimer shines in this sketch. Normally pretty much a 'straight man' to Vic Reeves, Bob here shows the comedy talent that finally saw hin recognised as a comedy genius, and that has made him a 'national treasure'. (I had to say it, since everyone is saying it these days, and it's true!)
@mattporter1692 Жыл бұрын
Vic and Bob are complete and utter clowns. Absolutely frigging hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
@terryobrien89644 жыл бұрын
Is it wrong of me to have just watched this 20 times on the bounce?so funny🤣🤣👍
@Clem_Fandango113 жыл бұрын
How they kept the sketch going without pissing themselves is incredible.
@jshaw47573 жыл бұрын
1:00....jedi laughter hold back...that wasn't a sneeze he suppressed lol
@ChiefBr0dy3 жыл бұрын
Pure talent reet there
@3070Gordo4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I woke the wife. Vic laughing throughout made this even funnier. Brilliant!
@darthkek19533 жыл бұрын
You WOKE the wife? Oh great. Now she'll be banging a black fella as his "reparations" and making your wee laddie dress in a dress.
@ianstratton4692 жыл бұрын
Both of these guys are brilliant. Never laughed so much since I watched Simon day as Billy Bleach
@wrightcarl11813 жыл бұрын
Bobs book is fantastic, the jarvis cocker story is hilarious
@robbocop33r124 жыл бұрын
Love their little Afternoon delight's series too,brilliant
@cullyx29134 жыл бұрын
👍
@danjames40862 жыл бұрын
I just discovered those recently. Little Ritchie hair...Whoo, tutti fruity.
@HeyLaserLips3 жыл бұрын
Wow. I'm really fond of all of Vic & Bobs work, Big Night Out, Shooting Stars, Bang Bang, Smell Of, etc and had no idea until today they did another series of Big Night out. I guess mostly as I don't watch tv any more. I need to see the whole series now. xD
@hoffwell3 жыл бұрын
New series likey on iPlayer as was done at the BBC. The old ones are all available on all4
@skyscraper92973 жыл бұрын
Tommy Brewster, Toby Baxter, Tubby Baxter, Tubby Brewster. The men, the myths, the legends
@StonyRC3 жыл бұрын
So weird ... and so freaking hilarious. When he did that thing with his eyes I nearly pissed myself!
@tantona9315 Жыл бұрын
Very reminiscent of 'won't track back' Micky Quinn!
@edwardwilliammorris1340Ай бұрын
Love Vic and bob . Pure magic
@johnsymons8246 Жыл бұрын
Got to warn you my spatial awareness is shot to shit nowadays like. One of the best lines ever.
@stuartdennis85064 жыл бұрын
Apparently I now need to watch this everyday
@judgeberry60717 ай бұрын
These guys are nutters. Absolutely hilarious.
@davidtomsett14 күн бұрын
His career started with Morpeth FC and he had the most bookings without getting sent off in his first season in the senior team, when he was 14.
@CraigMansfield4 жыл бұрын
Me spacial awareness is shot to shit these days 😂 That's a hoot I needed today
@CraigMansfield4 жыл бұрын
@Paddy le Blanc hilarious 😂👍
@robertoseveno4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha Eees always got it
@bonzabonza2758Ай бұрын
Only Bob Mortimer can make Vic Reeves look like the straight guy
@WorldCupWillie5 ай бұрын
I just watched an old clip of Jackie Charlton and the way he pronounced "smoke" immediately made me think of this 😂
@dalekirk987329 күн бұрын
They way he pronounces "smoke" is how its pronounced in Ashington, Jackie's home town. Pronounced smurk. Dog is pronounced durg, cob is curb and hob, is herb. Google the Ashington dictionary 😂
@greenlichtie2 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing in the universe, comedy genius 😁😁
@TheMadTatter4 жыл бұрын
"he likes his baked beans near him at the dinner table, if they're too far away he just can't reach" 😂
@themadplotter4 жыл бұрын
I like your name and I like your hat you got another sub big lad.
@nigelcarren4 жыл бұрын
That catalogue pose at 0:20 is what I came for. Thank you
@LesterCheeseman-tk5wi18 күн бұрын
I dated his mum she was a full time dinner lady at the part time church car park nearby I loved her perfume and rugged texture. I miss you Betty Swollocks 🥰🥰🥰
@IM-tl7qv2 жыл бұрын
Of course the whole thing is hilarious but the Mick Butterworth detail is one of the best parts of this sketch, it's just one of those things where if you get it, you get it 😆 😆
@MrDREWASIDE2 жыл бұрын
My favourite line of All time "me spatial awareness is shot to shit like"
@chirpywiggins57964 жыл бұрын
I love the way his eyes look at everything and nothing at the same time 👌😂 Aye Ow d’ya do ?
@terrytowelling18073 жыл бұрын
Playing sunday league in the northeast I came across real Tubby Brewsters back in the day.
@stevehamlett11834 жыл бұрын
My mother in law,who had Alzheimer’s couldn’t remember anything,but would laugh out loud whilst watching Lucky Stars,comedy Genius’s 😂😂
@junglistmozart4 жыл бұрын
Shooting Stars
@themadplotter4 жыл бұрын
junglistmozart hahahaha fucking hell
@martind10003 жыл бұрын
This cracked me up - wish there was more of him!
@saywhatyouwantmj612 жыл бұрын
Soooo funny!utter madness but brilliant! more needed!
@mysticgeorge3 жыл бұрын
1.36 when all the cutlery falls out of his shorts is Bob at his surreal best.
@jamesrowe3606 Жыл бұрын
Tubby was such an influential player. I modeled my game on him and could kick, head and smooaake with the best. I was shit at football though.
@muchopomposo.63944 ай бұрын
These guys are absolute nutters. Absolute nutters and I love 'em! 🔥
@Grandmastergav865 жыл бұрын
These shows were a great throwback some nice barbs at certain people too.
@peanutpeanut1234 жыл бұрын
Definitely a contender for the funniest thing ever
@jtpinnyc Жыл бұрын
*points at cutlery on floor* "I need that stuff for the hostel, like"
@carolynjones652428 күн бұрын
Just love them ❤❤❤❤
@paulthompson899610 ай бұрын
Vic definitely introduces him as 'Chubby Brewster', the Bob refers to himself at least three times as 'Tubby Baxter'
@lempton3 жыл бұрын
Words can't really describe how much I love Bob mortimer
@itsokay79895 жыл бұрын
I almost pissed myself. What a legend
@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb Жыл бұрын
Tubby went on to become, the top scorer for Newcastle United in their 1974-75 season, scoring one deflected goal when the ball hit him on the head by accident and deflected into the top corner. To this day only Alan Shearer has scored more in a season.
@williampalmer16604 жыл бұрын
“Pop oooot tha paddock like” 😂😂
@TheMadTatter4 жыл бұрын
The long pause in that kills me 😂
@machomanOOOOHYEEEAH4 жыл бұрын
The Mad Tatter he has a fit/ seizure hahahaaaaa
@dr.biscuits3 жыл бұрын
When he has the mini stroke...fucking brilliant!
@jackjude13 күн бұрын
As the commentators say, _they love thier no.9s up there!_
@anialiki5 жыл бұрын
possibly the funniest thing ive ever seen
@BeardyGit894 жыл бұрын
@Celtic FC Europa League Winner 2020what the fuck would scottish people know about humour you have 2 decent comedians and 2 half decent comedians in your entire history and that's it. Although I have to admit your username is a pretty funny joke.
@degston774 жыл бұрын
Quite a boast
@BeardyGit894 жыл бұрын
@Celtic FC Europa League Winner 2020 I never said it was dipshit, learn to read.
@BeardyGit894 жыл бұрын
@Celtic FC Europa League Winner 2020 shut up you stupid wankstain. Like I said, Scots have no fucking clue what good comedy is. Go cry about how jealous you are of the English, that's all you lot are good for.
@manonamountain4 жыл бұрын
@Celtic FC Europa League Winner 2020 and what is wrong with manual labour? It's good honest graft, and beats selling smack to fund your habit, like most of you fuckers do.
@lucilovecraft162113 күн бұрын
The legend ❤
@simonknott2244 жыл бұрын
This really cheers me up . They are both great but Mortimer is a legend.
@explorer806 Жыл бұрын
Some Brewster/Baxter confusion there but perhaps no wonder considering his spatial awareness is shot to shit these days.
@spicehedge3 жыл бұрын
Chubby reminds me of the comedy actor Ben Turpin
@MikeKleinsteuber4 жыл бұрын
Bob Mortimer is a real talent and I don't know why he's not acting more.
@buenisimoingles4866Ай бұрын
It's because he has one hand made out of ham.
@MikeKleinsteuberАй бұрын
@@buenisimoingles4866 But plenty of others are completely made from ham and it doesn't stop them. Mark Rylance for instance - ham from head to foot....
@MrMisanthrope843 жыл бұрын
The socks and winklepickers 🤣
@martingemmell14013 жыл бұрын
Lot of cutlery fell out Tubby’s shorts during the recreation of the goal against Stockton on Tees I notice?
@mrwhite87913 күн бұрын
I spent the 90's telling people "Ohh I've fallen"
@glenshea19676 күн бұрын
What do you mean fallen?
@garethjenkins59223 жыл бұрын
What a cross from Mick Butterworth!
@yermais664 жыл бұрын
Neither of ‘em know whether he’s called Baxter or Brewster. I know, the gentlefolk at The Ryecroft never knew their own names either.