Bob Mortimer & Richard in HYSTERICS over Bob's toilet story | Travel Man EXTRA

In this exclusive deleted scene from Bob & Richard's adventures in Hamburg, Richard and Bob discuss the reverse toilet and Christian Slater! Watch the full episode click here - bit.ly/2ot6sG7
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[@FM-ke1wb]

When Bob laughs, I can see the Fuji 9.

[@crummdog8125]

It does it for you!

[@jamesbolland6385]

For real you can actually see the top bit which is his set of fake teeth and the two crowns on either end!

[@dmontes133]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jan-louisjordaan8071]

If you have Fuji 9, you are a dentist.

[@keicbell]

Hehehe

[@urmintrude]

"I once devised an idea for a new toilet with Christian Slater" We think it's a lie.

[@parnmonkuma5461]

And, like all his other stories, it's true

[@JimBiddle.]

From Bob, it's probably true.

[@BainMac]

Bob’s life will become more and more ridiculous in order to win on “Would I lie to you” 😂

[@tinaperez7393]

Then you haven't watched the show!!!! (As David Mitchell would say to any panelists doubting Bob's most ridiculous yet almost impossible to make up stories).

[@tinaperez7393]

@@BainMac no, will just hear more of his true life stories - that just happen to almost all be preposterous but almost impossible to make up. 😂

[@ericlayton8888]

This could’ve been the WILTY story that finally broke David Mitchell

[@Baaghbaan]

Kevin Bridges already did that.

[@dmontes133]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jan-louisjordaan8071]

In the newest episode he gave Damon Hill a Scotch egg as pre-race snack, which is the reason why he won the race.

[@nsiems09]

I don't know. The story aout cracking an egg into the bath seemed to get pretty close to creaking him

[@JesseLeeHumphry]

@@nsiems09 It 100% did crack him. "OF COURSE IT'S A LIE! HE SAID CHRIS REA PUT AN EGG IN HIS BATH! WHO COULD POSSIBLY BELIEVE THAT?!"

[@Bumphuk]

The thing I like about Bob is that he isn't afraid to let other comedians run off in their own direction with his material.

[@bcoolfool1014]

The thing with Bob is, it's all true lol! :)

[@kenvyn123]

I think that’s being vic’s number two for years (no pun intended).

[@susanjewitt8783]

United States of Nerd. Others really are left with no option but to go in their own direction after Bob, which is amazing. . Agree he really is an impressive, lovely and engaging man. I want to see Bob and Richard work together more. I see a nice bromance going on.

[@TheZippyMark]

I think with some comedians, and I think Johnny Vaughan said this, is that they've worked out a funny 30 minutes set that gets laughs and has some structure, but aren't necessarily just conversationally funny. With Bob I think the complete opposite, not saying he can't write funny stuff (like, not saying that at all), but I really think this is Bob basically all day every day

[@susanjewitt8783]

@@TheZippyMark Yes. Bob is just funny and is himself.

[@angrydonutface7420]

OMG I've never seen Richard laugh like that before. 😂

[@seanmcdonagh6237]

Because he hasn’t met Bob before

[@DarkLordShadaou]

I was thinking that XD look how loose he is lol

[@ym10up]

Nobody can resist the power of Bob Mortimer 🤣

[@lisag901]

Watch the Watch outtakes. And IT crowd outtakes.

[@joski9030]

First time I’ve ever laughed at Richard as for Bob I’ve laughed at him for years

[@thegraphicgoose]

I haven't seen richard nearly crying before because of laughing. This is why Bob is superior to every other comedian around

[@BlandMarkComedy]

Effortlessly funny. He so clearly just loves being daft. Two legends

[@wayney04]

It would be amazing to sit and have a conversation with him!

[@googleisevil4993]

Bob's not a comedian, he IS comedy itself.

[@mrtoothless]

He wasn't.

[@RosieHarp]

Sean Lock had a similar gift

[@thentheworld6152]

i love it when richard breaks character :')

[@Missjunebugfreak]

Me too! It's delightful when a comedian like Bob can have Richard cracking up uncontrollably.

[@johnnyroadcrew3841]

@@Missjunebugfreak Same wavelength .. .. ..

[@peartreeproductions77]

I think Bob could make a cat laugh though , the two together are a beautiful thing, he needs to be knighted he's brought so much laughter to us all over the years

[@patrickbyrne5070]

They both find humour in the banal but beautiful absurdist twists. And Bob is the master.

[@yarn7130]

“Are you beginning to understand why we needed drawings?” 🤣

[@alfieholloway]

I’m crying just reading the comments

[@billyeveryteen7328]

I love Bob Mortimer and Richard, and I don't think I've seen Richard drop his "persona" so thoroughly and just be willing to laugh and riff with someone; but the one thing that I really dislike about this story, is that "I once invested in a reverse toilet with an American actor" would have been a perfect story for Bob to freak David Mitchell out with on Would I Lie to You.

[@tinaperez7393]

The SECOND Bob said "it WAS Christian Slater!" I immediately had WILTY alarms go off and I berated myself for not identifying a "Bob Mortimer Story (tm)" sooner during the exchange in this video. HOW did it sneak up on me?!! Was I only casually listening?!?! How did I miss the first clue? I had to replay it - I should've detected it at Bob's "I once invested in a reverse toilet". Did I get distracted by Richard's obvious response that we all were thinking? That must've been it, but still, I should've known better than to let down my guard so easily. Cuz dagnabbit! Of COURSE it was Richard's wildly out of left field guess of "Christian Slater" - THAT'S exactly the type of insane serendipity that would be consistent in a conversation with Bob Mortimer... involving his stories, of course. 😁🤣😁. What a bloody world treasure Bob Mortimer is. Just an anomaly of a human being. 😁♥️💕 Richard's not so bad either - if you're not familiar, check out his unique in all the world, tears of laughter inducing classics, "Garth Merengi's Dark Place" and "An Evening With Dean Learner" - both free on youtube.

[@sempressfi]

​@@tinaperez7393 I'm so glad someone else analyzes the responses and banter and tone to tey and figure WILTY stories out, too 😂😂

[@MrDiddyDee]

@@tinaperez7393 Richard's guess wasn't quite out of left field, as he's extremely knowledgeable about the film world, and it could only have been Christian Slater, in the 2004 satire 'Churchill: the Hollywood years' in which Bob appeared in his only big budget film appearance. Bob met Christian, so it's down to whether you believe he actually did pitch the whole toilet idea or not. Even after watching this I'm no wiser, Bob could still use this on 'Would I lie to you, I'd be in the same dilemma as David Mitchell and I still can't decide if it's 'true' or a 'lie'.

[@BillHicks420]

Would have been? There are many stories which have been mentioned before, on podcasts, clips or otherwise divulged through other means. The chances of David having seen this particular clip is very low. I'd say the story still can be used.

[@alexcooke4856]

"He's not in toilets, mum" my god this whole clip is a goldmine

[@seano19]

'You fricking rinsed Slater' 😂😂 That line is magnificent in its absurdity

[@3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs]

Imagine having the kind of power that could cause Richard Ayoade to crack up like this. I'm impressed, Bob. Who would've thought that a grown man laughing about toilets could be such a beautiful thing to behold? Quick- someone pass a law stipulating that Bob is never allowed to leave Richard's side!

[@lizziebooth5397]

I dunno, I'm super partial to a Bob/Lee Mack sandwich. Maybe a law forcing all cloning efforts to be focused on Bob? Surely the makers of Fuji 9 would want to invest? Even without drawings...

[@3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs]

@@lizziebooth5397 I like the way you think! A Bob for every household!

[@AlanHope2013]

Bob doesn't need a sidekick, and frankly neither does Richard. Enjoy the conjunction of the sunset and the waterfall, but let's not expect to have it every day.

[@donaldflump4586]

"Has he got any history of designing toilets?" will forever make me laugh 😂

[@pmire1277]

Bob Mortimer is the definition of a ''comedian's comedian''

[@bcoolfool1014]

You know you're in the presence of someone truly funny when Richard Ayoade is crying with laughter and can hardly get his words out. Two insanely talented humans.

[@adamshults9810]

The one dislike is probably Christian Slater.

[@IgiWhiteman]

He became the victim of the ol' "Mortimer Scam".

[@OO-mo3gc]

🤣

[@Ap0col1pse]

Unscripted pure nonsense by two like minded men who's delivery is pinpoint, I could sit and listen to these 2 all day.

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

It was absolutely brilliant.

[@MrTPGuitar]

Would you mind sitting and listening in reverse?

[@Keeno1]

I think you mean weeks good Sir.

[@wanbo37]

Defo need their own show

[@nairocamilo]

@@MrTPGuitar oh, if someone would just put down 350 quid

[@pancakewizard1533]

"That was supposed to last you the entire shoot, Slater! You spaffed it all in ONE DAY!" Absolutely killed me!

[@crummdog8125]

I’m not getting burnt like Slater!

[@danielwesterlund1905]

That no American would ever say "spaffed" makes it even funnier.

[@madmelwood3778]

😂😂😂😂

[@JG-kk1mr]

hearing richard barely get out "he's not in toilets mum" because he's laughing so hard is just a glorious thing to witness

[@innohurry71]

Mortimer you, "frickin rinsed Slater!" These two have a surprisingly great chemistry. I've never seen Richard's awkwardness at such a low level before.

[@levitation25]

Bob entertaining Richard is a joy to behold

[@wardygrub]

Haha I thought you said "entering" at first!

[@historyben7122]

Bob lives in a different reality to the rest of us. A better one

[@peterread6967]

Have you listened to his and Andy Dawson's podcast? Athletico mince? it's belly laugh material. Meant to be about football but they just wonder off........

[@danielwesterlund1905]

Worse if you're Christian Slater.

[@alexanderlindsley5016]

"i'm not putting 350 in Bob. I'm not getting burned like Slater." Rofl

[@elizaheathen]

richard reduced to uncontrollable giggles by bob mortimer is all I needed this week i want to watch 24 hrs of unedited footage of these two

[@CJJC42]

Bob Mortimer has the same energy as a Golden Retriever and its perfect

[@spaceo8568]

Seeing Richard laughing is like seeing a unicorn. And Bob Mortimer is an absolute treasure.

[@joshuamorrison8332]

1:28 Bob made him cry. I've never seen Richard tear up with laughter before. Well played Bob!

[@XAVR_]

You can see the excellent Fuji-9 work on Bob's teeth when he really laughs

[@aweescotsdog8358]

But can Fuji-9 dissolve the stringy bits in kidneys whilst leaving the meat intact? Is it the miracle chemical that Bob's drawings, once commissioned for the small sum of £350 (x 2), will reveal? I want a piece of that action. Seems like a sound investment to me (especially if we can get Christian Slater to come in on the deal).

[@k33k32]

that bit ...thank you for reminding me of the Fuji-9 dental work. Bob Mortimer is so hilarious. He's so innocent and sincere looking, I always want to believe him.

[@murdershe......7378]

@@k33k32 One of my favourites as well. I also laugh like a loon when he tells them about his stint as hairdresser and being paid in egg sandwiches during the world cup and Rob asks him if he still cuts hair and Bob says " Oh not so much now Rob " for some reason the way he says it always has me in hysterics.

[@oliviarule5679]

Oh, how I love to see Richard laugh. It’s good to be reminded that he’s a real person every so often.

[@lilydurell1386]

Richard's hair is so on point here. He is a style icon.

[@DrumsTheWord]

You just know that Richard really respects Bob. They're going for it and finding each other both interesting and very funny in their improvs. I love it a lot.

[@ants84]

Name me a more delightful man on this earth than Sir Bob Mortimer, the king of fun & laughter.

[@urmumsbaps]

Casper is that you?

[@tinaperez7393]

There isn't. He's a unique in all the world, one off, human anomaly! 😂

[@SpartanMJO12]

@@urmumsbaps It's nutty shite in a chocolate catsuit!

[@kornsin]

I swear to God from this moment on anytime someone says I have an idea I'm literally going to respond with I need to see the drawings.

[@benalmond3619]

Bob Mortimer is just absolutely fantastic isn't he, could watch him all day

[@Wokisan]

2:52 😂 Bob cracking himself up at how ridiculous his statement is...kills me every time 💀💀

[@MizGizma]

I want to see the bits they aren't showing. Because clearly at some point Richard was laughing hard enough that he is tearing up.

[@placidcasual9872]

Two of my favourite people - only Bob could have Richard laughing like this..... there is also something incredibly warm about this exchange - the love is in evidence - why this was deleted I do not know but thank you for posting

[@JB-ty7ff]

Because Richards whole persona on travel man is someone who is unphased and uncrackable. Only Bob mortimer could cause such an upturn with such little effort

[@samadhoosen6014]

I've got to be honest - I'd probably give Bob the 350

[@Bobainthome]

just to be part of his odd life story

[@sol8140]

He's the true Lochness Monster

[@GrowYourOwnLife]

This is the first I've seen richard laugh uncontrollably. Normally so straight faced. 😂 Bob Mortimer. The man, the myth the legend.

[@gracebrown3074]

You should watch the cannibal blooper from the IT crowd. It cracks me up everytime. It’s not fully giggly but it is hilarious

[@gracebrown3074]

You should watch the cannibal blooper from the IT crowd. It cracks me up everytime. It’s not fully giggly but it is hilarious

[@KarlSmith]

"Has he got any history of designing toilets?" "He's not in toilets, mum"

[@cato9tail1]

Pure Daft Clever Insanely funny GOLD🥇🤣💚

[@theena]

You know Bob Mortimer is hilarious when other comedians lose their shit listening to him. He broke Mitchell, Mack and now Richard too.

[@tinaperez7393]

No one can withstand the human anomaly that is Bob Mortimer. No one. 😂😂😂

[@TheKeaneKat]

This has got to be one of my favorite clips yet. Bob's delight in telling the story and Richard in tears trying to suppress laughter and the way he says "THREE FIFTY" I've watched this 5 or 6 times now and its just hilarious

[@christhesmith]

I haven't seen Richard smile that much in the last ten years as a total, let alone crack up and laugh. I have tears rolling.

[@TheClubritz]

01:24 Richards confused yet hysterical expression sums up what Bob does to your mind

[@crummdog8125]

Bob Mortimer - just one of the best people ever!!!!

[@Mod-rw9cw]

Bob is so funny that Richard can’t even eat his food in case he chokes while laughing .

[@rajinder2k4]

I've never seen richard ayoade shaken to his core like this, it was like he was in pain

[@scottmccabe4893]

This is the funniest scene ever on travel man, Bob is a national treasure

[@andreww5138]

Omg this is the best clip ever! It reminds me of that time when Bob was on taskmaster and he said he wanted a reversed toilet because he has a high anus and would dirty his toilet seat unless he went back to front

[@smeetsnoud1]

oh fuck which episode was that

[@crummdog8125]

He had rest of contestants in absolute bits telling this. Especially Nish & Sally. Sign of a great comedian and story teller to have that effect on his peers.

[@benjaminveres7412]

@@smeetsnoud1 series 5 ep 6

[@akaNOCTURN]

It's almost as if it's a "bit".

[@themoolag]

@@akaNOCTURN the thing about comedians, whenever they have a really funny story, it's usually been refined to a point that makes it really funny, which like you said, is a bit. You notice this if you follow most of their work. I've noticed this with James Acaster and Bob Mortimer, binging on whatever shows/podcasts they're on. I'm not complaining though because I always enjoy hearing them talk about it with other comedians.

[@sophiacariad5870]

Why in the name of ALL. THAT. IS. HOLY. was this a "deleted" scene? It was GLORIOUS!

[@rmor210]

I bet Christian Slater wouldn't sign it off.

[@andycarldavies]

“You spaffed it all” is the best phrase ever, I have to use it soon!

[@lawrencethompson8996]

Loving the close ups of Bob's DIY dental work on this one. 1:44

[@baste511]

I can smell the sweet Fuji IX fragrances from my desk

[@Gorilla_warfare]

Lol When I first read this I thought you meant he had some dodgy dental work done (obviously talking about self cleaning lol). However, from now on when someone has dodgy teeth I will be referring to them as DIY dental. 😂😂 Edit: someone below kindly informed me that he did indeed do his own dental. Didn’t know there was such a thing lol! The mind boggles

[@lawrencethompson8996]

@@Gorilla_warfare Mate I actually go to the dentist and Bob has better looking teeth than mine. Even if his are fake. I think fuji is the way to go

[@veemacks7255]

@@Gorilla_warfare You need to see this, it's Bob talking about his DIY dental (or is it?): kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZisZIxtnN2AhZY

[@crummdog8125]

That’s Fuji 9. It does it for you!

[@roosvervelde3180]

I thought the reversed toilet was an improvised thing on taskmaster, but it has been on his mind a while. Bob must be treasured for eternity

[@kathowed]

These two together… a lethally chaotic and wonderful combo!

[@danjames4086]

You can see how excited Bob gets about silly ideas. When Richard describes his version of the reverse toilet, Bob is delighted.

[@guysome3263]

When even Richard is being weirded out, you know it is getting next level comedic.

[@thomasmott3518]

I love Richard's subtle *almost* laugh at 0:07, like he's really trying to maintain that stoic character but Bob catches him so off guard that it almost breaks instantly.

[@andysalter5027]

One of my favourite pieces of tv.....ever. 😂. Should never have been a deleted scene! Only Bob could make Richard break character and be himself. Brilliant

[@Natalka840]

We need the whole uncut scene from the bar, since you went in untill you left, i would watch every second of it it must have been brilliant

[@spiddlemyfiddle]

ive never seen anyone make richard laugh hard enough to make the faces he was making in this. what a gift of a clip.

[@paulbromley6687]

How brilliant are these two together. Just riffing and having fun. It’s like watching your kids playing in a sandpit.

[@Bracey92]

This conversation suits Bob and Richard down to the ground 🤣

[@chrisparti]

I can imagine Bob reading that from a card on Would I Lie to You?.... "I was once went in to business with famous Hollywood film star"... 😂😂

[@LoudspeakerSayHello]

I think this is the only time I've ever seen Richard properly crack up 🤣

[@Missjunebugfreak]

Richard's laugh is a rare and beautiful thing to see.

[@chelseayoung9797]

I've never seen Richard laugh like that before, it's a real sight to behold. Only Bob can break Richard Ayoade 😂

[@streetsoundselectro124]

Bob is the gift that keeps on giving. Genuinely funny

[@PeterHatterPhotographyLtd]

'Has he got any history of designing toilets?' What a line of pure genius only BM could come up with.

[@TheGodOfGravy]

I used to think that Vic Reeves was the better of the two, but I’ve flipped in last couple of years into thinking Bob is the king.

[@MichaelCook84]

They are both legends.

[@whisperedmessage4409]

Are we not gonna talk about how super relaxed Richie is haha

[@georgiegan]

Only Bob Mortimer can make Richard break character and laugh genuinely for such a long time.

[@annadm2741]

I knew the title wasn't clickbait because all of Bob's stories are absolutely hysterical

[@BensBrickDesigns]

I would watch a show with just these two. Wow, I've never been so tickled.

[@sayeager5559]

3 days ago I got suggested a Bob Mortimer video. Being ameriucan I was not familiar with him. I have spent over 12 hours the last 3 days watching Bob Mortimer videos.

[@acewhisper788]

Richard is ALWAYS in character when I see him, but in the rare moments he's not! It's Comedy gold! WHOLESOME Comedy Gold.

[@alfieholloway]

I’m crying just reading the comments. Golden stuff

[@dentednj]

The stories I've heard Bob tell on the Would I Lie To You show are just amazing. He is a true eccentric and seems to have started quite young. Contestants who know about Bob always seem to be up for a weird real life story and it's a sure thing that he'll make everyone crack up.

[@Keeno1]

Richard laughing is everything.

[@jmaddy6086]

I've never seen Richard laugh like that

[@franksfiddle9031]

"that's a tier one investment" ... still crying about that ... brilliant session

[@schpleeb]

This would have been excellent on Would I Lie To You, however I’m glad it was here ❤️

[@Eaglemna]

I was thinking the same, no one would believe this one

[@lydiarodgers]

he IS on it tomorrow, so maybe it’ll be one of the stories😎

[@this_is_a_tiny_town]

I thought maybe he had talked about it on, Would I Lie? He definitely mentioned it on his Athletico Mince podcast with Andy Dawson.

[@angelkotilainen]

aww look at Karl there in your profile pic :)

[@andromidius]

Bob is one of the funniest and most interesting people in the world.

[@annafeatherston9216]

I just love Bob Mortimer so much. No matter how shit the day, it is wonderful to know such an adorable person exists and is sharing that with others. 💗

[@crummdog8125]

Genuinely up there as one of the best human beings ever

[@wayney04]

I live at 0.08 Richard puts his beer down as if to say “here we go”😂

[@adrianashby1033]

I could watch these two for at least 17 hours without a break. Probably more!

[@modernonemanband]

If only I could be the invisible 3rd wheel in this conversation. I’d die a happy man. My favourite 2 ppl

[@KBerry-ug5zx]

I love Bob Mortimer's laugh SO much. ♥

[@robertobecco7718]

Nobody resists Bob.

[@sascharouillon9785]

I LOVE how much they enjoy each other’s riffing🤣😂

[@DanteEsGrande]

i love this, because this is the first time ive seen richard genuinely so relaxed he loses his onscreen persona and is just himself, and its so lovely to see him this way. Bob is a treasure, he brings out the best in people.

[@andysalter5027]

Brilliant. It doesn't get better than these two😂. Richard loves Bob, as do we all👌🏻

[@mike7002]

I will come back and watch this every now and again, just for Christian Slater's Yorkshire Mum.

[@darrenbamford6816]

Butters from South Park was the original visionary behind this idea.

[@onecupof_tea]

My two favourite people. They seem shy, but still funny and let others shine. 'I do my own dentistry, but i don't do implants'.

[@TheVidaddict]

"he's not in toilets mum" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshhunt4146]

The fact that this man never intended to be a comedian is nothing short of incredible.

[@tariaurora9276]

“Stop doing this! You’re always doing this! You’re making it go back in!!” 😂

[@rosscoghlan]

I genuinely hope Cristian slater has watched this and is laughing along like the rest of us. These two are national treasures to the UK.

[@nigelbond4056]

The world’s a better place with Bob Mortimer in it 🤣

[@krissib]

Watching Richard recoil at the idea of having to take his trousers completely off is amazing. Also the way Bob looks at Richard when he says 'I havent got any drawings to show you' - if he had have done that in Derek Fun's voice I wouldn't have even noticed

[@demelitia]

Seeing Richard Ayoade unable to contain his laughter tells you all you need to know about Bob’s skills as a comedian.