Cute Pygmy Goats! | The Cute Show

When we heard that our pal's family farm had just acquired three baby pygmy goats (easily one of the top ten cutest animals of all time), we set out to meet them ASAP. The goats, named Morning, Noon, and Night, were sweet as can be and we spent two blissful days crawling around the grass with them. We contemplated stealing one, but that would be wrong, so we filmed our experience instead. Enjoy!
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[@tunnelsnakesmedia]

this is the life i want to live

[@henryettoit897]

goat meat tastes good

[@Sophie4-9]

Then make it ur goal

[@ChronicallyTT]

Me too!

[@rmichellelomeli]

Your comment made my day. Where can I get one in So. Cal?

[@alexhester1424]

No. No you don't...

[@charleschu9]

those mother fuckers are really fast, i remember a christmas holiday in the village with the grand parents as a kid, teasing one of them till it got pissed, charged at me, managed to break off its rope and run around the whole village, took 12 hours to catch it and yes im nigerian :)

[@sintonia4339]

Lol i just pictured the goat running around the village

[@helicocktor]

Charles Chu must be one of those childhood memories

[@satanschild9294]

Hello nigerian friend! Im in nigeria too. My cat ate my pet crocodile so i have it for sale in the village

[@thedictationofallah]

Actually every goat kid of every breed loves to chase people they love for fun.

[@hickoryhippie]

Why would this indicate that you're Nigerian?

[@Kemonokami]

Really makes you wonder why goats are associated with the Devil.

[@lyn9264]

I don't think they are. And if they are, its the horns.

[@DjBassWolf]

pretty sure it's the ram.

[@Klaidisss]

Another interesting fact is that goats in some Pagan religions were often a sacrifice to highest ranking gods and also some god's mounts were portrayed as goats as well. So goats might have started to be associated with the devil as Christian way to demonize pagans and get the public against them.

[@098890786]

I think it's to do with the verse in Matthew 25:31-33; When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

[@nowimhigh]

The baphomet

[@Lheticus]

"Morning, Noon, and Night"? On top of how cute they are already, that should be ILLEGAL. (uncontrolled squeeing)

[@grhutchins]

This is the kind of hard hitting and timely reporting I've grown to expect from Vice.

[@essequia6082]

***** Well, it hit me hard right in the feels.:)

[@1minutetomastery881]

Holly shit I want a farm just to have these little rascals running after meeee!!!

[@stevan6504]

I have one and it is in my house lol

[@charlottewalnut3118]

I've got 10

[@1minutetomastery881]

Where do u live? And how much to send one to toronto?

[@charlottewalnut3118]

Shawn Aghajani Spartanburg South Carolina so quite a bit look online there's bound to farms near you

[@natedawggaming5476]

the owner seems super nice

[@odinnshred]

"They don't really produce milk or anything..." ... That's because they're males. Cute stuff, but seriously...

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

Not the kind of milk you're thinking of.

[@JohnRollercoasterJr]

They do be making juice tho

[@bunnymask4669]

These goats are so fucking metal.

[@SephirothWaifu]

Bunny Mask That doesn't make sense

[@scarry2506]

Brutal

[@KuddlyKisses]

I've wanted to own a pygmy goat for a long time. They are SO cute and seem like a lot of fun ^_^

[@rachelmetcalf7702]

if youre getting one do youre research pls:)

[@md2v4]

ohh man,"i miss my goats in africa, i used to sheperd over them with my dog, love them so much. long time, they are so cute especially the little one, i think i get my personality from them. i love all kinds of goat like creatures, cows, sheep, antelopes, impala's girafes, reindeers, horses, donkeys, zebras, baffulos, alpacas, etc

[@0guerrier0]

This made my whole fucking day.

[@DoeDonDoe]

God bless this lovely farm and adorable goats!! This is a person I'd want to buy eggs from! Sure beats concentration camp eggs!!

[@geturshittogether2467]

What exactly do u mean by concentration camp eggs? That sentence had me curious

[@b.ballooon9225]

@@geturshittogether2467Guessing they are referring to cage farming eggs.

[@somsangsi]

Awww never have i thought that I wanted goats as pets

[@kayenta33]

They're brothers....these guys don't produce milk....yeah no shit

[@joynalmiah8864]

There is always a way to milk something.

[@kayenta33]

haha lol

[@officience1]

hi i want to be your girlfriend.

[@somsangsi]

No 👍

[@nobodyimportant4092]

@@somsangsi Yes -.-

[@JunguianPhantom]

GOATS!! One of the most cute animals ever

[@marley92282]

How funny, they're like an organized herd of dogs. I love how he takes off running & they're like "where the heck do you think you're going?!"

[@MinecraftKoly]

Does anyone else see randy from south park I mean like the guy looks like stans dad

[@Sensansenkai]

They're like puppies with hooves! Love them!

[@VividYouth]

* googles can you own a goat and keep it on your apartment balcony *

[@DjBassWolf]

be careful they don't jump off!

[@andydo4975]

+Artemis Blackblood! They'd probably be fine depending on the height.

[@KeanKennedy]

And here's me googling that about a fish. Clearly need to buck up my ideas

[@Capgungoesbang]

Those names are adorable, even their color patterns work with their names.

[@DarkHorseKeep]

Those are Nigerian Dwarfs.. Not Pygmies.. Both are miniture goat breeds.. but look different.. One is a "milk" goat the other is a "meat" goat.. Just FYI. :o)

[@loraynecaburubias9079]

uplifting sight, these goats and the happy moments that humans can have with them, thank you for posting. Agree that they're one of the most adorable animals to have as pets

[@inancg]

How's that possible? Three goat BROTHERS don't produce milk? Learn something new every day....

[@samellis1675]

I don't know about pygmy goats but some species have males who breastfeed their young too. Human men can lactate under the right conditions as well.

[@inancg]

Sam Ellis It's not the norm, it's an exception.

[@samellis1675]

c'est moi I wasn't saying it was the norm. I was suggesting that pygmy goats may be one of the species that typically can, but I don't know. You asked "how's that possible?" and I was saying that some species have males that lactate.

[@inancg]

Sam Ellis Ok, well, thank you? But you could have looked it up first... Like human males can lactate, it's not the norm. If a person says:"this man doesn't lactate," it should be like duh even though men can produce milk. I would understand if it were the opposite, but now it's just useless info, that's what I meant to say.

[@samellis1675]

c'est moi but what I'm saying is that while I don't have a clue if pygmy goats do or don't, some species DO have male lactation as the norm, and if that were the case for pygmy goats then it would be relevant information.

[@maizeni7817]

I could pet these guys all day. And they make the cutest sounds. =)

[@Hebzzz]

That sneeze is adorable!!

[@josephingram5]

I would so love to wake up and see the things you see everyday. I love baby goats. I was so saddened. On a recent trip to Grenada they sold goats for a protein. I live in the S. Bossier City,LA and have friends who dabble in goat's milk soap. Stay Happy joe

[@tophtml1]

They like grape leaves??? - They must be part Greek!!

[@blinkisback1]

3:19 right after he kisses the goat it looks right at the camera and smiles o_o

[@daveycortez2944]

"Pachinko Chips" ....whaaaattttt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rebeccaknopp5785]

I love goats so so so much and this was adorable! OMG OMG OMG!!! I literally watched it 10 times!

[@samsonian]

@1:25 unless you were being facetious about your brotherly goat-y charges, I suspect a good number of the audience would be either surprised or quite dismayed to find the proper equipment for dairy production under their hindquarters...well, I mean being males and all.

[@nicoletorgler5846]

I think he's doing a great thing. Hordes of animals need to realize they aren't helping. So every car women that let's cats spray shit ,and have more then a tiny little has been more then negative. They need the animas but control for a crazy car lady. I would love a pygmy goat or a potbelly pig. I grew up with Shetland ponies. Have three kittens I rescued from the shed two died now thing 1 and thing 2 and my favorite Frankenstein need homes

[@Odogl8]

It's sad that these goats will end up on someones plate.

[@nillynilly7503]

I’ve got two of these and they are just tooo adorable can’t wait to get more 💕💕💕

[@springfieldlakes]

the title should've been called "danny mcbrides brothers farm"

[@Blessed4infinity]

I swear the goat smiled when you kissed him

[@destinyranee8300]

Just got a dwarf pigmy goat today there so cute

[@stevocsx]

At 12 secs the goat sounds like Eric cartmen

[@TheScaleSquad]

Well at least I'm not the only one that likes to communicate with animals using the same sound they make haha :3

[@iceatheicewolf2101]

ahh! to much adoribleness there so cute also that frog Frog:crap crap monsters ahh! goats:get em get em!

[@mmockridge1]

Vice is the only news service I know that can switch from documentaries on cannibal warlords to a montage of tiny goat shenanigans seamlessly.

[@Mej798]

You are so blessed to have them.

[@epichewie]

it's not the same after Jurassic park T__T

[@officience1]

if i married you, would you give me all your goats and chickens?

[@cboal1]

Dear, 'VICE', That was such a refreshingly sweet video, found quite by accident! I loved the names of the goats, and the farm--in general--seemed so relaxing, and a tonic for jangled nerves. I have subscribed to your channel, hoping to be sent more uplifting videos like this. Thanks, 'Zahc'

[@latelydawnIII]

felicia the goat

[@hadassahmaha9400]

Do they eat the grass around the house?

[@Bearclaw_Jake]

goats eat anything. Fed sacks, stickers off rake handles, cedar bark etc. They are fun to watch. never a dull moment.

[@Slagtheangry]

For sure. They are natures lawn mowers.

[@ridingwithspirit6922]

+Slagtheangry they aren't lawn mowers that's what a sheep is ... Goats graze for weeds

[@GreenTGoats]

Sure, they will eat some grass. Only they will eat selectively and give you a patchy lawn.

[@diver1626]

Want one so bad...

[@jaybirdy22]

My 3 favorite pets: 1. Cats 2. Goats 3. Dogs

[@1minutetomastery881]

You are dog racist.

[@DjBassWolf]

+Shawn Aghajani XD

[@nmarkose]

Shawn Aghajani hahahahah

[@scorpioninpink]

Pot Bellied Pig and Komodo Dragon.

[@jonathanknobel6861]

Nigerian dwarf not pygmy

[@DecaSpace]

This is the life I want !!!!

[@mangusta1389]

Men who talk to goats

[@patriciacleary9146]

They're adorable! ♥️♥️♥️

[@DigitalPamProductions]

Ohhh, I can see the love between you and the goats, great little bond there, cute :)

[@jeffk444]

Very cool!I wish I had a farm.I love goats and roosters.

[@viennabrown791]

We had one while i was growing back in Nigeria her name was bear my dad called her that because she was golden brown in color also had lots of golden brown babies and weirdly one white one i cried the day i found out out someone shot her irony of life her killer was shot to death too.

[@nicolasaballay6062]

so sad :(, poor bear damn bastard, i would love to get one of these goats, but im from argentina, and idk where to get em

[@viennabrown791]

Ohh thanks wish i could tell you where to get one but why not try checking on google Nicolas Aballay

[@nicolasaballay6062]

yeah, been doing some research, apparently they cost about 200 american dollars, but i want to buy a couple so they are happier, ill just wait till i get older and have a job (im 18 and studying)

[@TalsetFireSeed]

It's not that easy. What about hospitals? You know not everyone will follow that lifestyle right? What about defense? What about laws? Who will enforce them?

[@FDASDERMY]

I watch this video everyday, it is AMAZING!

[@SephirothWaifu]

*Love* Trade them all for my silly dog! >D

[@Magic99000]

But Pygmy Goats are "actual stuff", they exist in reality filling your requirements for actual things. What you're asking for is more geography and documentaries about current events. The problem with this is it actually takes quite a bit of money and time. I also would like to see more documentaries but complaining about it doesn't give them either of the things they need unfortunately.

[@MrRohanvideos]

not complaining, just saying that the cash spend on videos like cute animals is a waste and what I mean with actual stuff is due to my mere translating skills of ''actueel'' (in dutch) , i meant like things that really matter, I thought this channel had enough to spend on trips like north korea but o well

[@GhostingVibes]

Look, I'm entitled to my own opinion regardless if something's free or not. Besides I am not looking for a likes, I just preferred their first documentaries that actually were interesting, you can see how their views per video have dropped.

[@jessicata0]

I would like to know more about this pal's farm set-up...ie the goats pens and chicken coop area. I miss the pygmies I had or :"baby goatas" I called them. The loved to play king of the mountain on top of the car. The hoof scratches are still there.

[@kathrenlittle]

He is probably a great husband and father!

[@5050TM]

I bet :)

[@Saltpork305]

I grew up with goats. Bigger goats aren't nearly as cute. They also make great food if you've never had it.

[@cuzins9]

the goat, represents capricorn in the stars, its also lucifers sign. mabey your getting some of that negative energy also lucifer is depicted as goat headed in that iconic ephas levi drawing.

[@TheRuckus13]

Oh right, because a news network that only puts out doom and gloom would be totally original. Don't be stupid dude, their videos are free on KZbin. If you don't like The Cute Show, than don't watch them.

[@dcastie]

awwww they're so cute i like how they interact like little dogs *w*

[@joewhitham3789]

"they like the leaves because they are bitter, but the grapes are to sour from them"? this guy contradicts himself every other sentence lol. I suppose there is a slight difference.

[@GIitchclan12]

LOL, Pickup trucks are used by all types of people, including people who work for the city, people who work with there hands at all really, so obviously you don't go outside alot.

[@solukhumbu911]

exactly , what i was thinking , what we "need" is peace, health and love and sharing, but what we "want" is latest techs, drugs, alcohol, cars, etc. etc. it never stops

[@henrooo]

They look cute in my pot. Tasty little things when roasted. One man's pet, another man's food.

[@SedatedPigeon]

hey JP Bouchard, you shouldn't wash the egg if you wanna keep them for later use. you can keep them fresh longer if you didn't wash away the protective membrane.

[@MrRohanvideos]

less cute animals, more north korea & more actual stuff please ;o i hope the majority thinks this, because this is a waste of your time o.o

[@WizzleThump]

No way, "these GUYS don't produce milk"? Never would have guessed. lol

[@milalps421]

Omg soooo cool I want to live in like a farm type place with land and goats, pigs, cows and chickens and a doberman and my two kitties

[@UldisCrystal]

Yeah, living in farm is nice but when have to work hard for low income like in most country it is depresing. Hope to see more videos.

[@gillianday4804]

vote if you want Pygmy goats at SunnySide Rural Trust at Northchurch, Berkhamstead. there's always room for this guys out there.

[@RiouInsuiko]

They're cute until you step into a pile of their shit, then they're coyote food.

[@mintasfotos]

Adorbs :). There is a pygmy goat farm not far from where I live (PHX).... & I luv watching the babies run around and play.

[@239riders]

cute offs check, v-neck check, mustache check, out of shape check, flippy hair check, hipster in a vice doc...of course

[@GhostingVibes]

Vice's documentaries keep getting worse and worse, they don't even interest me any more and I used to love watching them.

[@Benthian]

They won't. He specifically said that this breed of goat is for showing and fun only. They're not a meat breed.

[@RettsAdorablePets]

We have two little registered Nigerian Dwarf does (females) and Baron our Stinky Billy Goat!

[@mysteriouskazakh]

You've obviously never seen "Animals Close Up With A Wide-Angle Lens!"

[@Dylanquinn666]

So much cuteness! First the Alpacas now this? Oh shit.. you guys must have something depressing planned o_O

[@plistc]

OMFG now I want goats!! Screw that, I want to leave the city and live on a farm... it's in the works, yep.

[@applesnappers91]

That's what I was saying after reading that. :[ Wish they were though. Either way, pigs are adorable. @ - @

[@timbuk1126]

They are adorable. ❤

[@goatvideos9869]

One word cuteeeee

[@picklerick1565]

Give your chickens grit they will lay more

[@NatefromBC]

another great educational experience from Vice.. wtf vice, wtf..

[@CookOlga-l2f]

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[@itzToaster]

He said They don't produce milk their just for show..

[@henrooo]

They look cute, but when it is rutting season, they stink bad.

[@RukmalEkanayake]

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[@BrianReinicke]

My 19 month old has wanted to watch this video twice a day for a month and a half now. lol

[@RettsAdorablePets]

Our two little does are due to kid... have their babies in a couple weeks. I will post baby goat videos!!!

[@scorpioninpink]

I have a pygmy goats as a pet. His name is Boris and he is so cute and lovable. I even converted my backyard as his personal play area. I am planning to own a female 🐐 too to have it company.