Vicious Mockery: 100 D&D Insults

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[@lightning_11]

7:14 This one should have been "hay, are you 4e?"

[@SylviusTheMad]

"You're so dumb Detect Thoughts would give me psychic damage." I'm definitely using that.

[@Medaumplay3]

Same!

[@DuongNguyen-kx7qo]

That's a good one

[@rumguk]

Yep gonna use that as well that was my favorite:)

[@Strix182]

That happened to my GOO warlock once. They tried to read the mind of a terrifyingly haughty priestess once and were overwhelmed by a wall of pure *smug.*

[@Wertyvid]

Then the wizard uses detect thoughts and dies.

[@shifttheshaman]

"I hear your mother named you 'NPC' because nobody ever invites you to join the Party".

[@GinnyDi]

HA!! Brilliant!

[@AeroLXI]

I'm uhhh... I'm stealing this. Don't mind me.

[@Static3649]

*my party, who finds and npc we like every campaign and make them our traveling companion, sometimes we even need to knock them out and drag them with us.*

[@arcane1231]

*my party who just took in a sad firbolg npc*

[@a-healthy-dm-trying-his-be5915]

Sunken Amy same, we had three of them at one point and they loved all three of them equally

[@ascapedgoat8462]

“Who’s shrine did you piss on to get cursed with a face like that?” My bard, who pissed on a shrine to a dark god and had to go to god court over it: *sweats nervously*

[@noomre9105]

that's beautiful, what lead to that happening?

[@eccentric_creampuff4983]

_I am intrigued_

[@ascapedgoat8462]

no omre We we’re leading a war against an empire that worshiped a bunch of shadow gods, and I thought it’d send a good message to piss on one of the alters, because they’d know when their temple is being desecrated. It was just a power play.

[@ascapedgoat8462]

Eccentric_Creampuff I was a bard of Ioun and we were fighting an empire that followed a god named “the nameless one,” and Gth’aal just wanted to flex so he decided to pee on his altar.

[@TriMarkC]

“Your whole family has no class. I’m sorry, I meant Armor Class... because clearly neither of your parents believed in using protection!”

[@himboghost629]

What? They're druids!

[@primarchstar2087]

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

[@larissavandijk5160]

LOL!

[@byronlee8745]

BURN!!

[@shlevloshive531]

oof size LARGE

[@hi-im-kerri]

"Let's compare tragic backstories! Let me guess... you were an accident?" Was my favourite.

[@Tmas390]

R Lee Ermey: "did your parents have any children that lived?! Bet they regret that!"

[@divinityquartz3428]

"your mom mustve been shit with abjuration because clearly she failed to use protection" was pretty damn good too.

[@markdiplock3439]

I laughed so much over that one.

[@duppythepuppy2636]

Same

[@V3xxe]

That one was SAVAGE

[@gghost166]

"Before I saw you, I never understood how fathers could walk out on their children. Now I get it."

[@misskitty8706]

Umm... OK then

[@chadcostello1407]

Yuh good bud?

[@geetargato]

You could be talking to Ginny and I'd believe you 😂

[@pendragongameart]

DAAAAAAAMN dude

[@crazyhercules9442]

@@geetargato oof😂💀

[@elizabethparmer5264]

“After three warning arrows, you might want to try hitting me” 😂 “That was too far, please tell your horse I apologize” 🤣

[@universearea3711]

Yeah horses are nice

[@peptalkguy]

"Do you know what the difference is between your mother and a Troll? Neither did your father apparently!"

[@scyobiempire4450]

peptalkguy I’m using that one.

[@beep4340]

OKAY DAAAANG SHE MISSED THAT ONE

[@elvarestep3323]

The first way I interpreted that was as "you're adopted".

[@leohurtt9088]

I'm pretty sure that would cause 1 d4 hurt feelings lol😂😂😂

[@amethysteshroud6082]

"The only action you get is from your Mage Hand." Okay, that one got a giggle out of me.

[@billthecanuck]

there's a reason my wizards catch phrase is "Mage hand can do anything"

[@TheRealAirdoo]

Magi hand can only lift 10lbs or less

[@googlepoodle5814]

So... I will be getting action then?

[@MrUmakemelaff]

@SaviorOfNirn Or is it truly irrelevant....?

[@ichigoeater]

@SaviorOfNirn I think...he's implying he doesn't get 'action' from his mage hand because his 'tool' is too heavy.

[@SapphireDragon357]

Character idea: Fighter/Bard with warcaster and sentinel, so every time an enemy misses, you get an attack of opportunity with Vicious Mockery. "I can see you're really struggling. Should I take off my armor to make it easier?"

[@divinityquartz3428]

i feel like in certain circles this one might get an unintended response

[@ACENDANT-]

Wow

[@duanefouche378]

How would this work? I know no way of getting an attack of opportunity when your opponent misses, and those feats don't give that ability either.

[@SapphireDragon357]

@@duanefouche378 I might be thinking of a monk ability.... which would put a crimp in this character plan.

[@joshuatilghman9103]

Daras Thrae warcaster with pole arm master and a quarterstaff. Every time someone walks up to you they provoke an attack of opportunity cuz you're wielding a Quarter Staff, then the warcaster says when they provoke an opportunity attack you can use a spell instead. So then you just deliver your vicious mockery. And then they get to attack you, most likely with disadvantage on their weapon attack

[@svenabel2987]

Note to self: create a Hexblade warlock whose patron is an unbreakable bottle of booze

[@pavarottiaardvark3431]

There's now a UA for having a Genie Patron! You can even carry them around in a bottle! :D

[@Dloin]

And crossclass him with bard so you get the singer of alestorm

[@joshuagodwin8565]

@@Dloin As a DM I am now making a psychic damage fireball esc spell for bards called "Fucked with an anchor"... Friendly fire enabled.

[@jeremyfrost2636]

An unbreakable bottle of Patron?

[@lilyg.2205]

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

[@trezalkapeliskova2121]

I fart in your general direction.

[@loganfrandrup6590]

Classic

[@Panic_Pickle]

It took me way too long to realise that this was actually just a more child safe way of saying “your mother’s a whore and your father’s a drunkard.”

[@danielribeiro1433]

i knew i would find this here somewhere

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

@@Panic_Pickle TIL that that insult that I thought was kinda goofy is way more savage than I thought... Damn...

[@francescacazorla]

"It's so impressive that the natural 1 is named after you, you know, critical failure" I'm dead!

[@6Hell6oopz6]

"You are so ugIy a succubus toId you that she didn't want to risk ruining your friendship" I am dying send heIp XD

[@vaulthunterfromterra4053]

We’ve sent some emergency Griffons….wait, were you, traveling by horseback? Sorry.

[@punnyarts]

So, I actually have a funny story involving the first time I used vicious mockery! I was playing as a mute bard and me and my party were fighting a bunch of wolves, since I can't talk, I gave a wolf the middle finger, and it ended up FAINTING... only in DnD...

[@DJROCKSTAZ]

One time, my party and I were fighting off an ambush by animated shrubs (Blame a pissed-off archdruid for THAT!) when my halfling bard decided to cast Vicious Mockery. But she didn't just insult it, ohhh no... she immediately started singing, VERY badly, "Not a TREEE! You're not a TREEEE!" Thus began a running joke throughout our whole campaign. Every time we'd kill one of these things, our bard would randomly sing, "Not a TREEEEE!".

[@L-S]

@@DJROCKSTAZ 😂😂😂

[@snutrekker]

I hope you also chose Minor Illusion for subtitles.

[@diegofernandes2073]

I just made one that I think deserves to be shared here: "You really make me question what's the best way to attack you. To use a weapon I have to get close. For Magic I have to touch you. To use a bow I have to look at you and if I use Vicious Mockery you just won't get it..."

[@ianmcgillvray5876]

i may have sneezed right before Ginny said "bless you" ....i responded

[@GinnyDi]

HAHAHA this is incredible

[@awerzo2128]

*TAKES NOTES IMMEDIATELY*

[@friedrin999]

they already have a document in the description so you can just copy it from there

[@onnayoung7699]

@orporp mine when right in my character note book lol.

[@hellodoink]

now i feel prepared to play a bard

[@shmoopy4265]

“The only action you get is from mage hand.” Perfect, just as great as: “So they named you after a natural one: a critical failure”

[@onishojo9430]

Here's one: "If you were to look into a mirror, your reflection would cast Vicious Mockery on its own"

[@CarcosaVtuber]

Ginny inflicting massive fire damage with those burns.

[@diversezebra6754]

Get with the game... It is Psychic damage.

[@MegaPokefan97]

@@diversezebra6754 ye

[@softpaw6234]

It's a joke

[@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh]

@@diversezebra6754 Psychic AND Fire damage. That's my offer. Also, I hope that whoever gets that used on them has a wizard with Prestidigitation. Oh wait, these aren't small fires.

[@AronZell]

"This isn't second edition, a negative armor class is bad." 😂

[@keithshepard3]

Aron Zell I have only done one campaign so far and it’s second edition. I love 2E

[@Winslow273]

ah, the last true AD&D... we still play 2nd Ed. (and a little bit of 1st ed and 2.5e thrown in) It is the way.

[@Winslow273]

@SaviorOfNirn it does require a skilled DM who can find a way to motivate players, and players that are interested in RPG skills....but you (party and DM) need to supply the story telling....after all its not WoW-esq melee, but rather shared storytelling that is the heart of actual AD&D. Some of the best games have been combat free, and some of the worst things we got ourselves into were from too zealous application of the melee principles...

[@fiend-off-the-grid]

@@keithshepard3 Pray tell, why would a negative armor class be good in 2E?

[@Dargonkin527]

@@fiend-off-the-grid because the lower your ac the harder you are to hit. ie to hit AC -10 with a +3 sword and no other modifiers you would need to roll a 12 or higher just to hit them. If i remember the system right, it has been awhile since I played....

[@emmasilver2332]

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but it appears you are unarmed" What you say when you succeed your save against vicious mockery

[@15098D]

“You can barely cast a shadow, let alone a spell” Beautiful

[@JohnWilliams-cr2sz]

"Are you 3.5e? Becuase I hate you." Not gonna lie, that one cut deep, 3.5 is favorite. Hilarious, but deep cutting. I applaud you.

[@LadyAvianna]

John Williams Same.

[@Sugar-Foot]

Yup

[@Idofphoenix]

Right. My heart hurt after that one.

[@firebird8600]

Agree.

[@RecklessFables]

I thought I loved 3.5. But after years of playing Pathfinder, Starfinder, Savage Worlds, Genesys... it is really clunky with unnecessarily limiting rules. The skill system is my most frequent annoyance in my current 3.5 campaign but there are others.

[@pavarottiaardvark3431]

"You best multiclass into paladin, because no-one else is going to want to Lay you..."

[@BrenGamerYT]

i felt that

[@RageJ]

Our bard just says "you will never be good enough" every time he casts vicious mockery.

[@whiterabbit75]

"You're so useless, that when you join a party of monsters, its challenge rating goes down." Sounds like my last monk...

[@thesubscriber2899]

how is that possible, A monk is literally punch everything + evade all. You punch as hard as Goku but without the screaming overload. Did you f*** up when building the char?

[@whiterabbit75]

@@thesubscriber2899 Nope. I was just doing so little damage (5-9, not including crits) when I did manage to hit, that I finally gave up and rolled a cleric, so at least I'm useful.

[@bluebird8221]

@@whiterabbit75 2/3/4 attack per turn tho.

[@whiterabbit75]

@@bluebird8221 Doesn't help if you don't hit.

[@bloonjitsu7148]

@@whiterabbit75 I have a homebrew rule where unarmed strikes always land. It makes monks actually useful.

[@Mongward]

"If I had a gold piece every time I enjoy our interactions my debt would put the bard college loans to shame"

[@dolphincat1446]

Mongward, XD Do you mind if I use that one? It's really funny and my character has a big ego and likes money.

[@Mongward]

@@dolphincat1446 feel free! I am probably never going to use it myself, because I don't play in English :D I'm glad you like it!

[@dolphincat1446]

Mongward, thank u 😂🙃

[@christianwhite8877]

I thought of one "if I had a gold piece every time I enjoy our interactions my debt might just put your to shame" it would be a even worse burn if someone said "your so ugly i bet you have to pay people a million gold pieces every time someone looks at you"

[@lutacos]

Now I really want to play a character that only speaks in insults

[@dawntherin2833]

That would be a fun concept for a kenku bard!

[@lutacos]

@@dawntherin2833 oooh yess!!

[@phild1986]

Is Sam Riegel a class now ?

[@colevu8906]

Phil D probably is. I wouldn’t put it past the internet. If it isn’t though? Give me a week and some booze and it will be

[@beatrixthegreat1138]

I could do that and just say I was cursed to do that...

[@TheCatBehind]

"Some are said to fall from heaven, others to have been cast from the hells, but you... you've clearly been yeeted from the abyss" absolutely stunning

[@a.summers9180]

Under the right circumstances, this one could work for *Tasha's Hideous Laughter*!

[@redwolf344]

"There are two sides to every story and you're a failure in both" "Two wrongs don't make a right. Your parents are proof of that." "You've got something on your chin. No,no the third one down"

[@MrWaffel]

"Yeeted from the abyss" takes the cake LUL

[@Emziana]

To the enemy I say "You're so ugly, Locate Creature refused to cast!"

[@folkuey_artster]

"You're charisma is so low, feeblemind would be an improvement" My wizard that got feeblemind for a week: "Oh shit-"

[@Slayerslover]

"Aaaaa...oh sorry I was just practicing for a real threat to come along. Keep doing whatever you were doing."

[@happybob1441]

"Yeeted from the abyss" - I need to work this into my day to day life.

[@estellajayne]

LOL! “You’re so dumb Detect Thoughts would give me psychic damage.”

[@Crystalelements182]

"I admire your dedication to keeping your sword clean, you havent hit me yet!" Oh ginny. These are savage "Most people can manage a simple weapon, but I'm sure we'll find something you can handle" "Illusion of competence"

[@ProjectPeachy.]

my favorite one was when i was playing a kobold bard. "Fuckin' hell, and they call me ugly"

[@flyingskyward2153]

Quick, get her up to 200k subs so she has to make another. Love these!

[@christofferhougaard]

AGREE!

[@davidparkes7741]

If 50k was pick-up lines & 100k is insults, what would 200k be?

[@Timri3681]

@@davidparkes7741 Um...Pick up line rejections? Could be great!

[@softpaw6234]

@@Timri3681 read the description, that was this one

[@Bluejay712]

I feel like Ginny got all her inspiration for these based on what she wishes she could say to all the bad twitter/YT commenters if only they had a sense of humor

[@timeguy6112]

hey you fit right in!

[@hannahh.]

"Let's trade tragic backstories! Let me guess, you were an accident?" I had to pause the video to give myself time to laugh for that one.

[@Wertyvid]

"I've seen flumphs more intimidating than you" It's impossible to be more intimidating than a flumph

[@Aaa-bi8ly]

That’s the insult/joke,

[@Aaa-bi8ly]

Impossibly unintimidating

[@yvetteszentesi6077]

*(Raised Eyebrow)* I just spend 9 minutes being verbally obliterated. .. .. .. I have no regrets. :)

[@Skarnet1]

:') he he he

[@Cygnwolf]

same

[@themambawarrior2290]

My favorite use of Vicious Mockery was when I was playing as Bob Ross, and I looked at a goblin who ended up tripping when trying to attack and said, "You know, I normally say there's no such thing as mistakes, only happy accidents. But you? You're a mistake."

[@stephenblevins3829]

"You'd probably find a way to miss with Magic Missile" Savage!

[@arcticbanana66]

Panic Grimtongue of the Unexpectables has come up with some pretty good ones. A couple favorites are "You remind me of Rapunzel, except instead of letting down your hair, you let down all of your friends," and, when fighting a young black dragon, "How do you kill yourself to a dragon? Climb up its ego and then fall down to its I.Q.!"

[@jamieb2563]

"Are you a gelatinous cube" Somehow both a Mockery and Pickup line

[@__Albin__]

Indeed, I came up with the pick-up line last time and decided to see if I could come up with one with the same setup this time. It's not as good, but it works and I'm happy it made it in the video.

[@Isaac-hm6ih]

Hmm, trying this with a few others: Are you sure it's Unarmoured Defense you have? Because you're pretty offensive. I'm sure my god wouldn't mind if I took the night off with you to worship Baal instead. (Forgotten Realms god of murder, to help you get the threat). Are you my dice? Because your results are horrible. You look divine. And I'm a paladin, so I should know which hell you're from. You look divine -oh, sorry, our wizard's just told me the Abyss isn't divine. My mistake. You look really familiar... or maybe I'm thinking of the dryad we met last week. They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I didn't think I was an aberration, but you've proven me wrong. Help me out here, looking at you I can't tell if I should be casting Charm Person or Charm Celestial. You should really look into learning True Polymorph. It might help you with finding someone worthy of you.

[@queerlydeparted7650]

I've been playing D&D consistanly for about 2 months, and vicious mockery is my favorite cantrip.

[@RJeremyHoward]

That is because it is the BEST! As a DM, I had a bard PC who "Dropped the Mic" (vicious mockery-ed creatures to death) like 5 times in a campaign. He'd be trying to conserve spell slots because I modify monsters and make them harder because I had 7/9 veteran players, so he'd throw his 2 or 3d4 late in the battle. After the second time, he did it for sport. It didn't always work, but he definitely tried.

[@JiryStark]

@@RJeremyHoward I am too a dm and my bard has killed, to date, three bugbears, six goblins, a wolf and gave a young green dragon the finishing blow by INSULTING them... its maybe not the best, but definitely the most hilarious

[@justas423]

One I made up "If that was vicious mockery then kindergarten is a bard college."

[@DJROCKSTAZ]

OHHHHHH!!!

[@pRahvi0]

"It's OK. With your wit, I doubt you'd pass either."

[@Famously5518]

“Hey let’s swap tragic backstories lemme guess you were an accident” ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING

[@mihaiioc.3809]

flex taoe can't fix that

[@BlueSparrow23]

I was laughing so hard at some of these, I had to pause so I didn't miss the next one! I am absolutely going to steal some of these! Thanks for including a written list, it'll come in handy when I have a dis-off with my Party's bard. Congratulations on 100k, and here's to another!

[@acrefray]

"Those who can: do. Those who can't: teach. Those who can't teach: teach PE."

[@marsultor878]

Dewey Finn?

[@daltostar7566]

@@marsultor878 Jack Black : School of Rock

[@marsultor878]

@@daltostar7566 yes!

[@765craven4]

The line is actually "Those who can't teach: teach Gym." You might be a little confused but you've got the spirit.

[@aidreamers]

"Hey, let's swap tragic backstories. Let me guess, you were an accident." I feel raw just listening to that XD

[@BrenGamerYT]

"Your roar doesn't scare me! Your breath sure does though." "This is a special case, I normally don't engage in a battle of wits with the unarmed." "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" "I've fought many battles against many foes, but I've never seen a party as pathetic as this miserable box of frostingless poptarts."

[@jimidanaan2213]

I am taking "battle of wits with the unarmed." That's perfect!

[@xellanchaos5386]

@@jimidanaan2213 Same

[@Vesryn215]

Good monty python reference

[@tohruchan6093]

Make a bard that speaks primarily in Monty python referencea

[@reverdyabuyen]

Surely my cleric would be weeping at the corner because of you XDD

[@GoldenPerception]

Ahhh it makes me so happy to see some of my suggestions made it in here! Also, the “tell you mom I said hi” one might be my favorite. Well done, and congrats on 1 million!!!

[@GinnyDi]

Thank you for helping!! 100 was a VERY DAUNTING number to hit, I really appreciate you contributing some great options!

[@bluesayshello8628]

Apologizing to the horse...... polite, and keeps your Druid happy.

[@tawelwchgaming8957]

Me as a Kalashtar.... "That voice that was in your head was mine.... clearly, it is the only one in your head... because this mind link, is proving fruitless"

[@moonshinedusk8787]

After listening to several minutes of you insulting me in ways that make me laugh myself to death, I have decided to subscribe.

[@GinnyDi]

SUCCESS! Thank you!!

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

I’m stealing at least a dozen of these and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

[@XanderHarris1023]

The One and Only Michael McCormick That’s the American Way.

[@diablopro3438]

Stop

[@YAH93]

It's Free Real Estate

[@flintmakesmusic6039]

It would be fun to homebrew a sarcastic bard class. Its main inspiration feature would be the use of vicious mockery as a reaction if you haven't used your bonus action this round of combat (maybe limit the number of its use with the number of your charisma modifier once per long rest). Then you could run around spouting Vicious Mockeries left and right in reaction to anything happening around you.

[@jasonsilvernail1450]

"I've heard of Minor Illusion, and I've heard of Major Illusion. But this Illusion of Competence is truly next level." Best one 10/10!

[@asahki.54]

I have watched this video so many times, yet I can’t remember a single vicious mockery when I need it....

[@Casey093]

12/10, would like to hear more insults.

[@diversezebra6754]

Hey there, as someone who learned on 2e, fell in love with 3/3.5, denied 4e thrice over, and avoided 5e until recently... This was wonderful. :) You seem to be enjoying yourself and that made it all the better.

[@poweredbycoffeeuwu]

"You're like reversed Nymph. People would do anything to get away from you!" "You remind me of something I saw under the "Phantasmal Killer" spell" "You give me worst headache than a mindflayer"

[@Dragontongue18]

Definitely gonna use some of these when I write up a bard character!! That succubus one was absolutely savage.

[@thedoomofred5174]

“Liked it too much” I feel personally attacked right now.

[@sammieg1498]

"What's your alignment, Chaotic Dumbass" has to be the best one

[@dapperspider3766]

The favorite of my Dwarf Bard: "I shall take your mother out for a pleasant evening, and then not call back!"

[@hellvaliant]

I'm a DM and I've been working on making a court jester who just insults the f*ck out of everyone and bless you so much for this I've got some great ideas for what to say to my players when they eventually encounter them now

[@Timri3681]

Ginny, Bless your timing! I've never played D&D (I'm 37) and a coworker is getting me into it. Just rolled my first character sheet! I can not WAIT to use these on the next game night. He won't know what happened!!! :) :) :)

[@evae6129]

You’re basically the reason why I got into D&D, I never would have joined my first game a few months ago if I hadn’t watched your videos! Thank you for introducing me to the greatest gam ever! (Also, thanks for the killer insults! They’ve been big hits with my party members, and helped me learn a lot about the game)

[@cabaldraconi]

"Ooh! I've never met the inspiration to a spell before! Oh... your face didn't inspire Tasha's Hideous Laughter?"

[@darkcardking]

"You want me to cast false life? Because it might help with your... social situation." ... no... no it won't... 🙎‍♂️

[@softpaw6234]

Even animate dead won't help mine since it was never alive to begin with :/

[@dylanchouinard6141]

*number three* My Revenant Gunslinger: look man, if you get hit by a barrage of Chlorine gas and lay in a field of corpses for two days and come out smelling like roses, then please let me know.

[@wwefan11222]

Oh that's good!

[@Konpekikaminari]

wizards: *laugh in prestidigitation*

[@RensStoryteller]

POV, your party of all bards absolutely ripping into a goblin scout they found.

[@TheSkullcleaver]

lol "I wouldn't even touch you with bigby's hand."

[@brettroseman6763]

You must be a relative of a Necromancer, because that would explain a lot.

[@umbriumbrella3491]

*Somehow as a DM I'm using these.*

[@Anewyou1337]

"Are you a bard? Because you are clearly the humblest person you've ever known."

[@LiliaArmoury]

"i've been insulted by a professional" - kyle katarn

[@asgerhyer5325]

OMG i love your "did a wizard curse you, or did you pick that outfit" :D Your videoes are so great i write notes :D One can never be to prepared for next roleplay session

[@KayDeeKeySull]

Your delivery of these insults was spot on, great work!!

[@jeremyfrost2636]

The more of her videos I watch, the more I think Ginny is one of the most underrated actresses in the world. Like, she NAILS her delivery every single time. I wonder if all of these were first takes? If so, even more impressive.

[@o5-7firefox]

"Yeeted from the abyss" is something I will never forget

[@chenoaholdstock3507]

Also known as: double comebacks for every pick up line prior stated

[@APPYuGiChannel]

And just like that I'm dusting off my old bard character.

[@MouseyPeach]

I’m convinced I’m not clever enough to properly play my bard at this point xD the best I managed was “uhhhh hey ugly!” It’s quoted often 🙄

[@LawTaranis]

The other day i insulted my roommate with "When's you rolled your irl stats, you only used 1d6."

[@maggiem6209]

*"Ah! Looks like your dump stat was... Every stat."* So many of these are so good. But I love this for how simple and elegantly horrid it is.

[@Mr.Rickmon]

This brought joy to a day that was filled with a lot of sorrow. Today’s the anniversary of my dad’s death, 22 years. Thank you for being a ray of sunshine in a rather cloudy time.

[@softpaw6234]

Aww, I'm so sorry for your loss. Glad you could find something to cheer you up 😊

[@magdaraya]

1 insult in and I'm choking on my food. Well played Ginny!

[@black97_0]

Me to barbarian teammate: "you know I was thinking of adding a ranger to our squad. We're low on damage."

[@christianjoiner6819]

This is why I think Vicious Mockery should be a reaction spell, reminds me of Spider-Man quips snarky response to a failed attack

[@00blaat00]

You're so old - in your day the Forgotten Realms were just called The Realms.

[@zacharyhawley1693]

Personally my favorite is you are the reason the realms were forgotten.

[@stephenking5251]

"yeeted from the abyss" love that phrase

[@Moose_Hawkins]

Never thought I'd be sitting here, listening to a bard insult me for ten minutes straight, but here we are.

[@caesarsosa816]

Ginny: Bugbear, more like- Ad: Texas Me: Well played KZbin