Every companion's Vicious Mockery - Baldur's Gate 3

[@Saretz]

Here we go, this time you'll have to pick your favourite bard 👀. Sidenote: no Withers were harmed during this production

[@nathanpfirman625]

Has thou considered this a waste of mortal energy?

[@Saretz]

@@nathanpfirman625 😂😭

[@alejosuarconde1145]

Everyone using vicious mockery to insult: Meanwhile Withers without even trying: "Thy accuracy would be lauded, had it a purpose."

[@Saretz]

Nobody believes me when I say Withers was the one mocking me!

[@mycrush23]

and thus thou art alone, felt it irl

[@DCdabest]

"My Life, Part 12, Yhe Boring Opponent" is legit a Minthara thing to have in her autobiography haha

[@Saretz]

🤣🤣🤣

[@somenerd510]

Shadowheart screaming cuck at someone absolutely made my morning.

[@Saretz]

XD I'm glad it did!

[@BreakDownAndRye]

moaning*

[@Saretz]

@@BreakDownAndRye

[@Kh1m3ra]

With Wyll's general demeanor, I feel like the vicious mockery lines suit his voice better but goddamn is Shadowheart giving off the "This shit's personal" vibes lmao

[@Saretz]

Yep, Shadowheart is spitting venom

[@xrxwearebetterthancapitalism]

I made Astarion a bard and he yells "oi" when vicious mockery is selected 💀

[@Saretz]

That be unfortunately RNG, changes on every use

[@icasticasticast]

i mean, he did use to kidnap people in shady streets

[@supersam64]

Minthara is never beating the "funniest person Tav knows" allegations

[@Saretz]

Ahahahahh

[@phoenixkh93]

Pyrite is another name for Fools Gold. It's very on brand for Gale to call someone a fool in the most roundabout way possible

[@Saretz]

I learned only after posting this video, through the comments XD

[@arnsassassiner]

poor withers .

[@Saretz]

I promise you, he's completely fine! He's got quite the *backbone* !

[@InkWarlock333]

“Amusing…”

[@Saretz]

@@InkWarlock333 😂

[@mikdan8813]

my mans didn't deserve this

[@Saretz]

@@mikdan8813 He's alive and kicking, well, maybe not alive, but definitely kicking

[@trixxsaurus2386]

I can't get over how all the dialogue for charging the spell is like them laughing at their own joke or getting excited before they they make it, i can't get over the way Lae'zel says "this'll be *mean!!* >:)" before throwing out the lamest insults you've ever heard and then you've got the outlier Shadowheart who delivers the burns like her wound is gonna flare up if she doesn't hurt the enemies feelings as much as half-humanly possible

[@Saretz]

😂😂😂

[@morrighanlefaye559]

terezi energy

[@nemo5335]

withers lowkey talking shit back the entire time lmao.

[@Saretz]

😂

[@Ottowosch]

"Ah yes. Well struck." as a reply to Astarion calling him a noisy cuck 💀

[@oryaniv5223]

"Thou RRRancid shaRRk" Neil Killing it as always

[@Saretz]

Hehe

[@eggchomp]

The way he rolls his tongue reminded me of Cazador for a moment 🗿

[@Layla-gh5ij]

I love how aggressively British some of these insults are 🤣

[@Saretz]

"aggressively British" lmao, that's one way to describe them

[@OceanHedgehog]

"My Life, Part 12: The Boring Opponent" is so good.

[@Saretz]

Right?

[@baval5]

Gale: Im talking! Everyone: What else is new?

[@Saretz]

LOL

[@condensationbear1814]

Counterspell 😮‍💨

[@fooltheroyal8691]

Turns out Laezel is really bad at insulting someone when she's actually trying to.

[@Saretz]

Noooo poor Lae'zel :(

[@SLYKM]

I think it's the voice acting. It isn't the same oomph that her voice usually does.

[@Saretz]

@@SLYKM mmmm

[@Misora7303]

he is more of a natrual, she has to be in the moment

[@Saretz]

@@Misora7303xD

[@jackhazardous4008]

"Behold, a most noisy cuck. Pipe down!" Shadowheart please, you have already proved to be the best romance.

[@Saretz]

Have you tried Minthara yet? 👀

[@helenermia]

I really, really, really love the way they incorporated vicious mockery. Using it during an actual DnD campaign does sort of sound similar, like there is an expectation that you will say something funny. But the echos, the purple glow in their eyes, the laugh track in the background. Anyone who has played tabletop DnD probably appreciates this so, so, sooo much. As a lover of the bard class, I am enamoured.

[@Saretz]

That sounds like a really good time, I'm jealous

[@DatHoasi]

Withers: “I’d cry if I had any moisture left in thine body”

[@Saretz]

💀

[@SomeNewGuy]

"As the leg, you'll end in defeat." Love me some good wordplay.

[@Saretz]

Took me a few attempts listening to get it

[@EnderWarlock]

Can someone explain? I don't get it.

[@Saretz]

@@EnderWarlock What's at the end of your legs? Your feet. As the leg, you'll end in de-feat (the feet)

[@EnderWarlock]

@Saretz ahhhh. Thank you, haha.

[@Saretz]

@@EnderWarlockNo problem ^^

[@Mastattak]

omfg Halsin in the sky killed me

[@Saretz]

Goal achieved 😁😁

[@CptQuinnElle]

Loving Halsin in the sky Mufasa style at the end while everyone jams…

[@Saretz]

Makes me really happy when people like that part 😁

[@000Dragon50000]

JAHEIRA NOT THE PUNS, I'M TAKING ACTUAL PSYCHIC DAMAGE

[@Saretz]

😅

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

That means she’s doing it right 😁

[@kns6958]

I find it hilarious that Jaheira has the dad jokes. ❤ 😂 So old she's out of touch.

[@Saretz]

Dad jokes will never die out!

[@kns6958]

@@Saretz Hey I'm a card carrying member of the "Dad Jokes for Life" club lol. Glad to meet another member!

[@Saretz]

@@kns6958 Let's go!

[@trajanuslarocque7572]

Thou art sweaty is a great taunt

[@mikdan8813]

mom jokes, and holy shit are they corny

[@cassiea.9437]

can we talk about how withers is roasting the fuck out of everyone back lol

[@Saretz]

everyone thinking I'm hurting him, while he's the one hurting me

[@DiemosT113]

Wait why is Halsin just watching over them from heaven 😭

[@Saretz]

XD, this was pre-update 5 and I wasn't using Minthara mods/exploits, so logistics compromises... 👀

[@wispisang]

The faint glow of Halsin at the end sent me for some reason💀

[@Saretz]

😂😂 really glad it did, means someone appreciates my sense of humor

[@Razzrazz90]

Damn why do Shadowheart’s deliveries have so much *stank* It’s like she specifically has beef with Withers lol

[@Saretz]

It's the whole cleric vs undead thing ya know

[@gabagoooby]

Shadowheart saying cuck is actually hilarious

[@Saretz]

🤣

[@trevorveillette8415]

She knows of the porn people make of her 🔬

[@DriftingLightOfTheWoods]

"Hey, you!" careful, Astarion, you're getting into Navi territory there 🤣

[@Saretz]

😅

[@mikdan8813]

"Gnoll eat your face and shit it out?" CRITICAL HIT

[@Y20a03n]

You Rancid Shark

[@Saretz]

@@Y20a03n I've heard that one many times while recording, mostly from Astarion 👀

[@adnaP_esreveR]

Made Wyll a Bardlock. His insults are so lame it's a bit endearing Never got "back to the anus that spat you out!" with him though. Must have gotten unlucky

[@Saretz]

😂 he's catching L's seems like. Though I think it's just a matter of chance, I believe every VA recorded all of the lines, can't prove it, but I spent a good 3 hours recording this and the upcoming short (with different lines), I often heard them saying the same things

[@adnaP_esreveR]

@@Saretz I got lines of Wyll calling enemies "twit" or "codswallop" or something most of the time

[@Saretz]

@@adnaP_esreveRThat's very unfortunate, but believe, I've been there A LOT over the last couple days 🥲

[@adnaP_esreveR]

@@Saretz LMAO, got unlucky trying to get unique lines?

[@Saretz]

@@adnaP_esreveR You could say so, you could...😞

[@thundergod6115]

I just started a run with Bard Asterion in my party. It actually fits really well with his sassy attitude

[@Saretz]

One day I'll try a full on bard squad

[@RealArcalian]

@@Saretz The Naked Crossbow, from the files of Bard Squad

[@Saretz]

@@RealArcalian I can't say I'm familiar with that

[@RealArcalian]

@@Saretz The Naked Gun, from the files of Police Squad

[@Saretz]

@@RealArcalian Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I see I see, that movie's got a completely different name in my country xD

[@sor90]

if withers wasnt an Ageless God of Death....He'd probably die of shame here. Shadowhearts line delivery is extra spicy too.

[@Saretz]

😂

[@kiiba3170]

0:42 bro got Shakespearian with it

[@ArtemisMoon12]

I actually really like the line about Pyrite from Gale, it’s got a bit of an intellectual bent to it because he’s basically calling the person a gullible idiot, but in a roundabout way. But, I do think Shadowheart’s comes off the best. The rest are just really obvious they are not Bards lol

[@Saretz]

Explain the pyrite one to me would you kindly

[@whiteraven562]

@@Saretz Pyrite is also commonly called Fool's Gold because it *looks* like gold but is relatively worthless

[@Saretz]

@@whiteraven562 Ohh I see, thank you for the reply

[@averagealice7369]

withers cried a lot today

[@Saretz]

I fear his words hurt me more while recording this

[@allexxiw]

halsin at the end is killing me LMAO

[@Saretz]

I'm glad, that was his purpose XD

[@jogzyg2036]

"As the leg, you'll end in de feet" Thats actually a good one NGL i'm defo stealing that

[@Saretz]

Hehe

[@mrjones2721]

Poor Halsin. With all the jerks in his former grove, you’d think he’d be king of the insults, but no…

[@Saretz]

☹️

[@dasha9048]

Jaheira: LIike a summer's day, thou art sweaty.

[@Saretz]

Infallible

[@ANCIENTWARRI0R]

My favorites were Minthara and Shadowheart.

[@Saretz]

I can see why XD

[@aldmerian]

Jeheira with the dad jokes 😂

[@Saretz]

They come with the experience!

[@viy4581]

Not companions but no one is winning vs Auntie Ethel To Wyll - " The fraud of the frontiers" To shart - "Why wud shar love u when no one else downs? " To Gith - " A toad with a tadpole. How fitting" To astarion - " Deep down, u enjoyed being leashed. Dont u? " " Is there a rat stuck in your teeth, slave? "

[@Saretz]

🥹

[@adrianomaly1760]

Yeah I remember hearing hers and being like DAMN GURL YOU RUDE

[@Saretz]

@@adrianomaly1760 They never taught Ethel manners and etiquette

[@tokujinsicura2190]

Bruh I fought her as a drow and she yells out - you're just one of lolths pretty little wh$res - Like damn Ethel, this Eldritch blast Im bout to hit you with gonna feel good😂

[@ethanthaman2858]

Come now, tusks for brains! Doesn't this make you angry?! Lumbering half-orc! Twice as ugly as your parents combined! You're everyone's punching bag and no-ones favourite! these were all insults yelled at me from ethel and i play a half orc if that wasnt obvious ethel is MERCILESS

[@AnonYmous-ci7ey]

My favorite part is that when you play as Tav they're all possibilities

[@Saretz]

Everyone's got all the lines recorded, but I can't make a video like that, it would take days of recording alone

[@cardwitch91]

Is it weird that my first thought was, "Stop bullying Withers!"

[@Saretz]

He hurt me back, plenty, do not worry 😭

[@redelephantsdotnl]

Astarion does way better in camp, calling you darling all game long.

[@Saretz]

Oh damn 😂😂😂

[@Dootje351]

since my tav was a cleric I figured i'd change shadowheart to bard and oh boy was I glad I did.

[@Saretz]

XD

[@bowenmadden6122]

Shadowheart has such venom in each line. XD

[@Saretz]

Yep 😂

[@cabbagyboi9129]

There’s something so wrong about hearing Halsin genuinely insulting someone

[@Saretz]

😂😂😭

[@MellowMink]

“As the leg, you’ll end in defeat.” …

[@Saretz]

... 👀👀

[@fuzzydude64]

by the gods shadowheart is a menace

[@Saretz]

XD

[@mikdan8813]

Minthara saying "oi" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Saretz]

You know you're in trouble when you hear that from her

[@lawrencefosterjenkins8216]

peepaw having the worst day of his life

[@Saretz]

🙃

[@dgmt8789]

"this'll be mean" that shit is hilarious.

[@Saretz]

XD

[@burnedpotatoes720]

Damn Shart really doesn't hold back, huh?

[@Saretz]

Never

[@themarkktv]

"The worst she can say is no" Her: 2:26

[@Saretz]

😂🥲😭

[@Tusken]

Shadowheart yelling "QUIET!" made my heart sink and my lips retreated into my mouth

[@Saretz]

🤣🤣 I wonder why 👀

[@mossystonesubs]

Gale's insults are pretty funny to me but Astarion delivers better. 😂Neil is such a weird little theater kid and I love it!❤

[@Saretz]

Check out the "shorts" version I made of this, I think Gale's and Wyll's will blow you away on that one XD

[@RoscoeSF1]

“As the leg, you’ll end in defeat.” I am using that.

[@Saretz]

Hehe you're welcome :p

[@melissaz7338]

Poor grandpa Withers, used as a punch bag :'c

[@Saretz]

He's still alive I promise...well, maybe not alive, but you get it

[@Karknakkers]

Sorry but "As the leg, you'll end in defeat" made me cACKLE

[@Saretz]

Me too, I didn't get it right away the first time I heard it, but then XD

[@ethanthaman2858]

oh my god i just got it ITS A FKING PUN

[@jinx1987]

I’m just gonna save these for when I get into a fight online

[@Saretz]

Please go ahead, do let me know how they'll turn out 😉

[@aristoeldesarmado]

Withers is way better at mockery lol

[@Saretz]

Withers:"No" Player: Ok I'm sorry ☹

[@ravio5868]

"Thou Walkest Alone?"

[@Saretz]

@@ravio5868 🥲

[@alliu6562]

0:17 “Oi, ugly” girl you haven’t even cast the spell yet 😭

[@Saretz]

😂💀

[@somestrangecircus5505]

Lae'zel before talking to anyone: "This'll be mean"

[@Saretz]

@@somestrangecircus5505 😁

[@CreaTortive]

I'm dying at Gale's "You CYST!!"

[@Saretz]

😁😁

[@AnonYmous-ci7ey]

Astarion aggressively rolling his r 💀

[@Saretz]

ShaRRRRRRk

[@shadowroamer]

Gotta love Party Limit Begone :D

[@Saretz]

And that was my second time using it, just for these type of videos!

[@bbull71]

jaheira is so tame ahahhaha

[@Saretz]

She only goes *wild* when *shaping* - **walks away ashamed**

[@alessandrogarofalo9951]

The mount Halsin in the background, I'm dying 😂

[@Saretz]

😁😁😁

[@bingonight1504]

"AS THE LEG... YOU'LL END IN DEFEAT" ??? AMAZING

[@Saretz]

hehe

[@chillax319]

I found a great build for Laeze'l that puts most of her lvls into a bard actually. It quite fits her with how poetic she is. I know it's DnD but ironically in Pathfinder bardic magic is considered occult type of magic of which psionics are a close relative so it somehow scratches my nerd brain in proper way to see Laez using that. Obviously a blade bard, that teleporting and the likes is quite handy.

[@Saretz]

Gimme details!

[@chillax319]

@@Saretz I'm 6th lvl now, first 5 lvls as a bard, last one as a wizard to keep up the overall spell lvl and also gain ability to teach Laez new spells. Her int is low but it got boosted up with the diadem looted from that smart ogre. It's one of the builds from other youtuber so I don't want to do shout outs at other channells willy-nilly :D

[@Iakk759]

Gale and Minisc: I'm talking. No shite.

[@Saretz]

😂

[@harlanlewis1999]

Hearing Halsin insult someone is incredibly surreal

[@Saretz]

😂

[@Thefullmage]

I am totally playing bard shadowheart next playthrough. Props to Jennifer English, she really sold it lol

[@Saretz]

Ikr? I'm sure you'll have plenty fun with that :p

[@notubercharged]

I love Tav voice 5 with vicious mockery sm

[@Saretz]

Tavs are pretty great too indeed

[@maybenotoday3106]

this probably was so much fun for the VAs to record HAHAHHAHA

[@Saretz]

I know right? 😁

[@DA-xz6wm]

Whyyyyy does Halson saying “im talking” kinda turn me on 🤣🤣

[@Saretz]

Mmmmmm 👀

[@talleywa5772]

Jergal low key firing back, but the group is too dense to catch on.

[@Saretz]

yep, lmao

[@TheTraveler980]

I am glad I made Wyll a Bard, if only for this mockery so vicious.

[@WatcherXel]

Making Astarion a bard was the greatest decision I’ve made.

[@Saretz]

@@WatcherXel +

[@Anonie324]

Can someone please explain Halsin's cosmic apotheosis into the heavens at 2:45?

[@Saretz]

Logistics, I didn't have him on that save 🥲

[@choconutbuns]

i can watch them all jam out for hours heehee

[@Saretz]

😁

[@keandreee]

behold elminsters ball bag

[@justabossman6147]

*Discreetly noting down more insults to add to my repertoire*

[@Saretz]

😉 enjoy

[@SparkIgnitionv2]

I know it's too much of an edge-case, but part of me thought each companion had unique lines until they started repeating. Jaheira having all the punniest ones made sense to me.

[@Saretz]

@@SparkIgnitionv2 I know right? I thought that was the case too, before filming this... 🥲

[@incognitoinhell8742]

The single best Cantrip in the game

[@Saretz]

*wink*

[@uberhuber7903]

Vicious mockery OP

[@Kittyintheraiyn]

Withers didn't deserve that

[@Saretz]

What about me ?! He blasted me much harder with those comebacks! :C

[@Kittyintheraiyn]

@@Saretz Hehehe

[@Saretz]

@@Kittyintheraiyn🥲

[@amaguni_pikore]

wyll, dear, i don't think that's how childbirth simply works,,,,

[@Saretz]

LOL

[@valory_terrencia]

Something about Jaheira's accent roasting the absolute fuck out of someone does.... things to me 😍 Shadowheart too... 😍

[@Saretz]

😏

[@Jaxter_5.56]

The dark urge has some funny ones too

[@Saretz]

Mhh, are you sure it's not just standard Tav lines? Cause they all share the same ones as far as I know

[@Jaxter_5.56]

@@Saretz Maybe? My dark urge had a unique voice seperate from all my Tavs but I never looked closely at the voice lines themselves. My durge was just the white dragonborn that they start you with. The lines may have just been the same then.

[@Saretz]

@@Jaxter_5.56 the only dark urge unique lines I'm aware of are the ones that trigger while walking, my bard was a durge in the run I recorded this on, never heard anything different 🤷‍♂️

[@Jaxter_5.56]

@@Saretz my durge was a warlock barbarian and had Vicious mockery, I just thought the tav lines were his special lines since I hadn't used that ability on my first two playthroughs.

[@Saretz]

@@Jaxter_5.56 Mmm I see

[@ComedyLoverGirl]

Hahaha poor Withers, he's about done... Also, what happened to Halsin in the end? Did you kill the bear? xD

[@Saretz]

Let's say "logistics" reasons, as I didn't mod or glitch Minthara into my run, I couldn't have both around 😅

[@ComedyLoverGirl]

@@Saretz Ooof :,)

[@Saretz]

@@ComedyLoverGirl Oof indeed

[@creamyscaledsir6420]

the roast of withers

[@Saretz]

Yeah, his roast* of us 😭

[@KendrixTermina]

love me some shakespearian insults

[@tiggerw01ftribe86]

My brother played a bard n cast viscous mockery n said to this Goblin i cant remember it, but it was basically saying "your abouts as useful being lube than who u r now" n all 3 of use said huh? Bc we didnt understand what they said at the time, and bc they used a word we weren't familiar with. We looked it up laughed bc DAMN! ROASTED😂😂😂😂

[@Saretz]

Hoooolyyy.... 🤣🤣

[@Crocogator]

poor withers :(

[@Saretz]

What about us! He roasted back ever harder!

[@EMbrokehp]

Stop bullying grandpa!

[@Saretz]

no bullying I promise!

[@kennedyflint6140]

I thought astarion's would be more ruthless tbh lol

[@Saretz]

@@kennedyflint6140 Check the Short version too 👀

[@williamcase426]

It's bardin time

[@Saretz]

heck yeah 😉