Victoria 2 - Why Denmark Doesn't Exist

[@iSorrowproductions]

Grab some merch: goo.gl/qMSWPu

[@alexanderormwiklund]

maybe

[@noahhillis5292]

Where’s cool math games

[@kryoz227]

Spank me Daddy. MAKE ME YOUR GIMP SLAVE LIKE DREW DURNALL!!! Whip me harrrrrd!!!!

[@jacobschmidt2868]

Holy shit that russia MEM shirt is dope

[@spaceman5528]

but its all shit

[@Bokoen1]

I'm just happy Johnny Sins said my name tbh

[@alihandroarabulos1130]

your wishes had come true

[@bruh4814]

HALLELUJAH

[@nullMusi]

I told you Denmark didn’t exist

[@dvv7614]

He is my favorite actor. And so realistic.

[@Cpt.Hodges]

Imma eat ya bo!

[@lentoturmahub8214]

As a certified Finnish person, I can say that we indeed could use a hug.

[@ariovistus1491]

is it true what people say about Finns and personal space?

[@lentoturmahub8214]

Ariovistus Yes.

[@LustWaffel]

I am personally angry that Denmark stole our Finland doesn't exist meme

[@saintmeao4243]

TORILLE

[@monsterman598]

Yet you got all pissy when Russia wanted to hug you in the Winter They just wanted to be closer to you

[@castsmith6783]

denmark: WE ARE A REAL COUNTRY australia: first time?

[@thomasstorgaard9750]

i agree

[@noahjones8616]

New Zealand: they dont even put us on maps

[@peterstonestreet456]

I live in Australia and it is pretty damm real

[@Gia1911Logous]

@@peterstonestreet456 fake news

[@costamcostam8961]

@@peterstonestreet456 it's called Austria you moron. Australia doesn't exist.

[@theginbot1]

So if Denmark doesn't exist, does that mean this is an alternative history mod where it exists.

[@john8579]

Yeah, it's called Victoria II. It made by someone called Paradox Interactive (weird name huh). You should check it out.

[@MayorOfDuck]

I think it's a faction in Warhammer 2

[@dankesteevee1937]

@@MayorOfDuck sounds like heresy to me.... YOU'RE A HERETIC AREN'T YOU!.

[@andreasottohansen7338]

Yeah, i think it is called Real Life. U fortunately it is terrible, and has been left to rot in recent years

[@leontrotsky9268]

theginbot1 no this is just an Easter egg

[@HTPCYMC]

That’s how Denmark works.

[@velnias9135]

another shared account like justin y?

[@ИванДражев]

Somebody ring the Dinkster?

[@urangatun]

I would like your comment. But you have 399 which is an excellent price frankly

[@carlose4314]

Mafia does not exist.

[@danielwechter601]

They’re all here

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

That’s how Ironside works

[@danielwechter601]

They’re all here

[@oglocop4693]

8:35 Isn't this exactly the same great war we just had? Why are we doing this again? -Literally everyone 1939

[@legatus3213]

The real question is why your LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga video doesn’t exist.

[@halo7oo]

Because Denmark doesn't exist, therefore neither does LEGO

[@visigoth3696]

First is was penguins and now you're here?

[@magnusrasmussen3178]

Wait if denmark does not exist then LEGO is not real

[@evaristegalois6282]

Earth with Denmark : *Level 1 Crook* Earth without Denmark : *Level 100 Mafia Boss* That’s how Earth works

[@marshateslosing1654]

Flat earth: *l e v e l 6 6 6 d i c t a t o r*

[@sephikong8323]

Velociraptor shaped Earth : Level 2000 Ascended GodFather of Mankind

[@randomname5083]

Denmark shaped earth: level 90000 God of all gods

[@larsolesen7375]

Denmark is Real so f you

[@jakes8971]

I’m Danish. Well shit then

[@damiangaming5696]

I like how as he said "I doubled my population but halved my literacy rate" he was researching Realism

[@Jakobsh2]

I like the Idea of Denmark being top in prestige and military might. It warms my heart.

[@Snapmare_]

*_by Denmark not existing the great Dane dog breed will no longer exist_*

[@Zretgul_timerunner]

Scooby doo aint a fanish doggo clearly but a northern german.

[@willtattersall1940]

AxxL hard man

[@Elenrai]

I say we make Denmark Great again? Swap the names around? Yes?...

[@lorenadelcordonez1200]

Cause it didn't exist in the first place, that breed was created by the illuminati to try and fool people into thinking denmark is real

[@Gia1911Logous]

Good

[@thomasturner6980]

U forgot to mention Australia, Wyoming and the chances of me getting a girlfriend

[@petrvilimek6041]

And Czech Republic, it's a part of Austria, but Russia and China wants everyone to think, that there is a real country.

[@CommisarB]

@@luckywidaya719 when drew starts playing hoi4 it will

[@zachall101]

Thomas Turner 😂😂😂 ha ha lol

[@Diego-vy4rn]

Strange way to spell northern Italy...

[@vanguardian1368]

New zealand too, who tf in the right mind would make middle earth with sheeps?

[@enrickeycosta7123]

Wait... did you bang Johnny Sins into saying Denmark doesn't exist?

[@FG_Chaos]

He has a youtube channel where he does some gaming videos among other things so yea xD

[@sagnik2693]

I want the sauce for the Johnny sins clip,help plox

[@iqm4574]

@@sagnik2693 i think there is a website for celebrities where u can pay them to say something.

[@lukatodorovic8526]

Denmark: **is on the maps** that's how mafia works

[@DondarfSnowbonk]

Hilariously enough, Denmark's Golden Age was, in fact, based on Romantic thought.

[@BudMasta]

Did they do any cool shit besides write poems?

[@nazeerkhot3651]

@@BudMasta yup they were one of the viking hordes so yeah....

[@jonathan2847]

I love how Boogie takes it to the next level.

[@crogameri]

"Isnt this just the great war we had? Why are we doing this again"~Navile Chamberlin before signing Czechoslovakia off to Germany 1938

[@sampatterson8986]

I thought you said that today was Christmas. It can't be Christmas without a Coolmathgames video.

[@benpfriem5511]

Sam Patterson ur gay lol

[@justinambru8529]

Last christmas I gave you my heart. But the very next day, you gave it away.

[@asvaldr4854]

"Pretty interesting you can make part of the ocean livable." The Neatherlands called for you.. they sounded mad..

[@gabefolco1888]

Why the hell did Johnny sins say Bo’s name?!

[@vanguardian1368]

Cause his shirt doesn’t exist as well

[@matheuspinheiro4796]

Johnny dododododoodod Johnny dododododoodod Johnny dododododoodod yes papa eating suususususussugar eating suususususussugar eating suususususussugar no papa telling liilililillilililes telling liilililillilililes telling liilililillilililes no papa open yoyoyoyootototur open yoyoyoyootototur open yoyoyoyootototur mouth, ahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahahaha ahahaha hahahahaha AAA.

[@chiangkaishrek5123]

SomeSlayerSociopath my question too

[@zsuzsaszabo6713]

I showed most of my friends a map of Europe where Denmark wasn't on it. None of them noticed untill I told them. Do we need anymore proof?

[@racovitaalex6018]

As of late I've been feeling really downhearted, and now, seeing a new video by you before going to sleep made me feel better. Keep up the good work mate

[@harboe13]

As a Dane, I got real salt from seeing that intro! (And you got my favourite bald actor)

[@jakobkiilerich3588]

BananA JoE Tag dig sammen. Du er et dårligt image for os andre danskere der kan tage en joke.

[@jakobkiilerich3588]

@Aleksander StokholmForklar joken

[@harboe13]

Jacob. det kaldes sarkasme. Den var egentlig tænkt til børn over 12 men nu når du er her, kan du vel lige så godt få joken forklaret

[@harboe13]

@Aleksander Stokholm Det var så lidt

[@fulcrum2951]

Denmark isn't real

[@jonahhudson2052]

> johnny sins most likely knows / plays hoi4 This has both crushed my belief in god and restored it at the same time

[@chiangkaishrek5123]

*Belief in Johnny sins you mean?*

[@PaulEIvory]

NOT THE BANK OF AFRICA!!!

[@williamregan8737]

I thought that Victoria 2 was a realistic game. I guess it was actually a fiction video game like hoi4

[@WaltherVonDerVogelweide_1312]

The moment when you have the Mafia City add and the Mafia City Ironside

[@znoochy]

Allright, now you know you HAVE to do Sweden and remove the empty landmass that's Denmark.

[@PeferG17]

THE NUMBER'S ISORROW! WHAT DO THEY MEAN!

[@maclennanld]

I keep saying that Denmark is actually an unicorporated rural community in Canada. It does exist but it is hiding very well

[@r.o.b8728]

Denmark exists ISP I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

[@dwolfson486]

I feel like KZbin merch is gonna be what all the cool kids where in 30 years when they go through that thrift shop phase.

[@RayathF]

I should get a "Denmark is not real" hoodie to wear for when I next visit Denmark. It gets cold there.

[@Greenpickles987]

ISP: plays vic2 KZbin: hearts of iron 4

[@Lukekho]

How can we tell that a country is not real when it don't exist

[@tenchimuyo69]

"Isn't this the same Great War we just had? Why are we doing this again?" ... huh...

[@fapsicle2194]

We all know the Danish border starts off on the northern tip of Germany. But where does the Danish border end?

[@duckduckinator3185]

The northern tip of germany

[@The_Hutch]

I like to think in this timeline the titanic was built by IKEA and thats why it sank because the instructions were misread

[@darkmatter9877]

*Prussia:* Level 30 Mafia *German Empire:* Level 100 Boss

[@PremiumChad]

‘Denmark Isnt Real’ is a vehicle to raise the popularity of the map game community

[@liamlumley5579]

could we get a arty only in Vic 2???

[@FlushedNoob]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn’t exist

[@DanielLopez-up6os]

THE LITTLE MERMAID IS A MASTERPIECE, A MASTERPIECE OF LITERATURE I SAY! (also hugs are welcome)

[@egormatuk3786]

when sweden took scania they just pulled a netherlands on us

[@LedosKell]

The Banat Empire

[@ralle9879]

"I should have known literally the whole world was plotting to take over." Danish Anakin quote

[@jvstAsYouAre]

I'm from Denmark and I can tell you that it's .:{/TOTALLY/}:. a real place ;)

[@Sidewinder5O4]

You are the John Oliver of Victoria 2 and I love it. Keep trolling countries.

[@kristianpedersen4320]

Was That anomaly🤔🤔

[@mk9127]

Daddy isorrow I bought your merch when I was really drunk and now I’m sober and still don’t regret it

[@soviet_tank_lover]

Belgium is the fake nation ISP, I thought you knew better.

[@soviet_tank_lover]

A hero of the Soviet Union.

[@arooseveltelk1993]

#BelgianLivesMatter

[@benfrancis7745]

I played as Denmark in this and for the entire game nothing happened except for my colonies where thousands died

[@8thPreacher]

Denmark, You mean northern Germany and Southern Sweden?

[@jakobsoegaard1]

Don’t forget eastern britain and western russia!

[@xmappergamer1002]

Yes Denmark should join Germany viva la Deutsche foderate Kaiserreich

[@skeeyee5477]

I cant even tell online people which nation im from anymore, AND GOD DAMNIT YOU EVEN MADE MERCH ABOUT IT.

[@hotdogfingerz9674]

Play. AFGHANISTAN.

[@davidhunt6748]

I didn't really like how the first half of the video was nothing and then randomly after 5 minutes of static boom, scandanavia, a real country, appears

[@NewbyTon]

What's a .. Denmark?

[@isnissen]

Det er noget der smager af pølse

[@ls200076]

@@isnissen A Dutch province?

[@vitusholm5227]

Romanticism is actually something that denmark is (sort of) known for XD

[@powershiftffs]

Is it? To me it's mostly existentialism

[@Basedindividual]

Bokoen1=propaganda

[@Gia1911Logous]

So you just join the winning side in every war... Denmark 30 years' war wants to know your location

[@Morphical]

Thats why We doesnt exist

[@Birkebeiner1066]

Titanic emerges from the sea only hit an iceberg and go back down again

[@jodyheinrichs5725]

Play SOUTH AFRICA!

[@G69zLmL]

I love that you somehow made it work that johnny sins says something for this mess

[@dman700.]

whenever I play as a country in Scandinavia I never see or look at Denmark or anywhere else

[@andreshernandez06]

come join us Denmark, to the “countries that don’t exist club” -Finland, Italy,Canada,Australia, t-series land

[@r.o.b8728]

Wait if Denmark does not exist then does that mean i don’t exist?

[@appleb00m59]

As a danish person that lives in Denmark I can confirm that we don’t exist and we are not real

[@jakobsoegaard1]

Wait but if you live in denmark, but you say it isn’t real, then...T H E N!

[@appleb00m59]

Jakob Søgaard shhh

[@buttahXD]

Equestria at War certainly exists, you should try that out now that it's been updated a few times

[@ilem7615]

Oh no, they found out that Denmark isn't real. HANS, WE HAVE TO FIND OUT SOMETHING NEW THIS TIME AGAIN.

[@Gray-Wolf]

Bucovina reminded me of this; In a hoi4 game, the Yugoslavians starting releasing their CORE territory as puppets..

[@gifigi6006]

If you go in that hoodie in Denmark you will be sued by every Dane.

[@kylehager4113]

Wow, Paradox made Denmark into a real thing in Victoria 2

[@cameronshirley-moran602]

Mafia ad on mafia intro. That’s just how Maria works I guess.

[@salvadorhenriquez4091]

You took my country, and Haiti too, ah, no problem, Denmark doesn't exist.

[@kantina4765]

Fun fact, the guy in the intro with a balaclava runs a scam site that is marketed to children and moved to Malta specifically to avoid repercussions.

[@walnzell9328]

Scandinavian Finland has a level 6 car factory? Henry Ford? More like Heinrich Fjord!

[@stuff3173]

The world: Denmark doesn't exist Denmark:The world doesn't exist

[@Bengtssonsan]

Every time I watch one of these, I get more interested in getting Viccy2

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Better question: Why is Finland hogging all the lakes? It's like them and Canada are in cahoots to drive up the price of bottled spring water.

[@aldomartinez19]

play as a tiny island called Jan Mayen (it's originally part of sweden so you're going to need to release it) - sadly its not in HPM so you're going to have to use vanilla

[@aldomartinez19]

@@luckywidaya719 he hasn't

[@TheMaztercom]

That intro about denmark give me slipknot-iowa ptsd.

[@SpaceTrump]

I'm soo glad you've finally seen the light!

[@saintbread5080]

holy cow 3 years ago

[@bundleoffuck2986]

*Slapping a trap* You Sir just described what I want to do with my life.

[@bachiltonsbattlegrounds3702]

Never stop making these pls

[@harveymogarawanderingfilip5318]

When you die in the middle of a rain but you didn't.

[@forksthefox422]

Denmark:exists Conspiacists:I'm go one pretend I dident see that

[@konodioda6431]

I live like 20 miles away from Denmark , but maybe my mind is just scattered and i just imagine that there is a german-danisch border

[@xmappergamer1002]

Maybe Denmarks land is real but the country isn't or maybe he is dumb

[@Jerimbo]

Can't see lines on the map = earth is flat I don't know who that guy is but I love him

[@Jerimbo]

Hold up that was boogie?!?!? I couldn't recognize him, either he changed a lot or my brain took a massive shit

[@Jerimbo]

Just saw one of his videos and he looks so much better, maybe not ideally fit, but despite looking older, he looks healthier, I'm happy for him, I haven't seen him in so long holy shit he changed, thanks ISP, for letting me know that one of my childhood favorite youtubers is doing well

[@strategicplays2977]

It would be cool if someone mad a mod that aloud you to dig up Denmark and use Denmark to make Belgium in its place

[@strategicplays2977]

Love the replie

[@robsxdclan2]

I actually really want that hoodie but as a t-shirt cause it's still 70°F here in Texas

[@SebastianVonReschitza]

Banat Empire never dies ! Welcome Bukovina brother.

[@abigweed1811]

5:05 This is what every Flemmishman basically wants xd An *independent Flanders*

[@koikarp3490]

i got an ad for a danish bank when i tried to watch this video wtf youtube

[@Sauer_Kraut]

Being a cult leader makes you money, but being a cult member is more fun.

[@noramlyoutubechannel2233]

denmark has left the server

[@rogerbye1]

how the hell do you build so many ships without going bankrupt