Victorious jokes you might have missed as a child

that creep at the end we caught u sir 😴😭

[@hyunjins3969]

anyways are you guys team icarly or team victorious let's talk 🤔

[@rice_wife]

hyunjins VICTORIOUS ALL THE WAYY

[@citruscarnival]

iCarly, though I'm starting to question that 🤔

[@ch33se101]

i cant choose

[@hopeworldiancitizen9663]

can't choose 😔

[@galaxymcdragon704]

iCarly

[@angelzamora2642]

“MY DAD IS A COP” the only black dude grabbing her: 😳👐🏼

[@theegoatfaith_1330]

Angel Zamora lmao

[@rotclanofficial7691]

1:43

[@m0zz4re11a1]

i never actually saw that in the shoe

[@coswingrant6003]

There was another black dude there

[@boogaoogagooba]

@_Hernandez _ what's that supposed to mean

[@40EVE-]

Tori: *MY DAD IS A COP* Andre: *Understandable, have a nice day*

[@spookyjoao556]

This scene isnt at netflix or Prime Video where do they have it from?

[@spookyjoao556]

@@jerlyehpittman7136 no, maybe Not in germany?

[@spookyjoao556]

I meen maybe Not on netflix when youre from germany

[@Inurwalls02]

lol

[@caroorizava]

LOL

[@YoursFaithfully21]

All fun and games until you remember these jokes were written by a creepy old dude.

[@michael-pg8fi]

that's what kinda kills it for me.

[@Sir_Rat6225]

and his creepy ass obsession with feet

[@YoursFaithfully21]

@@Sir_Rat6225 dont even get me started on that 😭

[@katzelol]

@@Sir_Rat6225 thank god I wasnt born one of those weirdo mfs who find feet attractive

[@Raincoat.ducks03]

Yeah, a creepy old dude who treated his actors horribly and inappropriately

[@jbrocomicsricketybiscuitst2511]

I love how Robbie and Cat laughed at Jades “A to D” joke, feels like something that’d happen in an actual high school class lmao

[@Bellasosa1]

It does

[@LouSipher]

Literally had that laugh in 8th grade, it does actually happen lmao

[@Sharpest560]

I don't get it,pls explain

[@chrisperez782]

@@Sharpest560her breast size went from a to d when she hit puberty in 8th grade

[@Sharpest560]

@@chrisperez782 oh ty

[@pan-opticon]

*_“You don’t know wHat I gOT!”_*

[@hadbetterdays8118]

Well he's definitely not like Chucky

[@nickgadson266]

had better days 😳😳😳😳

[@e.e.y.1803]

I just watched the episode yesterday im ashamed that i didnt get it

[@airforceshadow765]

*Insert inetersting name here* pls What does it mean

[@sarahurst777]

@@airforceshadow765 your to innocent. Keep it taht way....

[@demijaymes]

You forgot "who's phone was that?" "Sorry. I swear I had it on vibrate!" "Class is no place for swearing or vibrating!"

[@briannalee1998]

Omfg!!!! I totally forgot about that joke! 😂

[@chaeyng7940]

Ice Prince Sunghoon omg what if it was a child bro

[@lcyalty]

OMG LOOOOOLLLLL

[@FatimaOnTop2nd]

Shoot just really wish I could unsee this

[@AquatasOasis]

Boba Bubble me too get me some holy water🤮

[@austinlagowski_8441]

Yea the lotion bit is pretty gross when you consider the context

[@AJ-xc4nm]

And also Dan Schneider's creep ass.

[@TheSoca123]

oh, you mean the context that it was unscripted?

[@clipobserver]

I wonder if Lane regretted it later on.

[@Gnomezonbacon]

@@TheSoca123 I have the hardest time believing it was unscripted. And if it was, holy smokes that place was a den of snakes.

[@LokiLoverForever99]

Exactly. The scene would have had the same effect if it was a spray bottle of water. I mention a spray bottle of water because that's what they had Carly do in Icarly when they did the same joke in that show. Which has the same creator. And the shows had the same age ratings.

[@monkeymon327]

This hit different after “Quiet on sets”

[@radianzero]

Tori: "My Dad is a cop." Andre: *Chuckles* _"I'm in danger."_

[@Pain-we5su]

lmaoooooo

[@tillygreathead3072]

i just wheezed 😂

[@user-gk6nt5gi5n]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@afuriousblackman]

*He actually put his hands up too* 😳

[@dawnelleblake6243]

💀💀😂😂

[@miss_bratt..2971]

when tori said her dad is a cop, *DO YALL SEE HOW FAST ANDRE BACKED UP?! LMAO*

[@amary3146]

I guess cuzs hes black

[@indi5294]

andre said “nahh i ain’t getting shot for this shit” 😂😂

[@alanih3276]

its not really funny. i don't know what the writers were thinking

[@dami5154]

@Alani H bruh I’m really black and it’s funny calm down

[@thatskai3070]

Alani H it’s funny as hell cuz cops ain’t do shit to help blacks

[@therealpoketom]

The fact that the lotion squirting scene was in the episode "THE WOOD" is an entire adult joke in and of itself

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

And it squirting all over Trina's face

[@kingpen5866]

The fact that you said the fact that shows the fact that you didn’t really need to say the fact that

[@nasina6699]

yea that scene was not it 😭

[@Curlister]

I remember when sinjin said when tori was about to kiss him… “Theres that feeling again” lmfao

[@karimetlzzz]

Which episode???

[@Cherry-Lycan]

@@karimetlzzz I think its the episode "The Slap Fight".

[@jjoen]

@cherry it’s the great ping pong scam

[@paoloantonio1531]

Sinjin has some awesome short lines haha. When any of the girls try to flirt with him, even if it is to get something from him, he's like "ooh I like where this is going" hahah xD

[@Goldenkara]

ong i was just thinking abt this

[@thenotoriousgigachad3455]

Dan “Show me the Toe or I cancel the Show” Schneider

[@karinashirley4236]

😂😂

[@cafene842]

This was too creative

[@blacklungsanji3]

Your channel name hits 2 close man.

[@rae.21]

LMAO

[@sbeqstion]

@@blacklungsanji3 damn bro

[@keerstin]

the fact that lane napper did that lotion thing unscripted omg it made their reactions even better

[@xxursolovelyxxX]

was that lotion thing supposed to be like...uh...bodily fluids?? why is this my most liked comment come on-

[@user-ly2cm6zk5l]

That was UNSCRIPTED??!! I can’t believe they stayed in character

[@TryyyySet]

holy shit hahahahah

[@JamesSmith-ui4sw]

Doubt

[@ahcwolves4305]

I don’t even get how it’s dirty. I can assume it’s a cum joke but I still don’t get how a cum joke made any sense in this situation

[@dreadedtravv3998]

As a kid watching this I never thought of the dirty humor..19 years old now and I get it all😂😂😂

[@gaylacticunicorn]

This video aged well

[@iamyourgod530]

its perverse.

[@TerraMarie34]

You missed the one where Tori kissed Rex and then he got all weird and said “take me home” lol

[@crystalstarr4914]

i was literally just thinking about that one LMAOOOO

[@snorlax2872]

What episode

[@onlynadia6724]

Ooooh what's he gonna do at home?? 😂

[@adrienkarpfilms]

1000 SUBS WITH NO VIDEOS? .... no comment.

[@adrienkarpfilms]

Also, you like panic and victorious, may we be friends

[@brettrichardson7924]

"I'm a throat player" jeez Dan really wasnt subtle was he.

[@estefanoreano6041]

I don’t get that one

[@SMOOTHIEGOOSIE]

Estefano Reano how old are you

[@sevenseasonsofbrown]

@@SMOOTHIEGOOSIE I don't either

[@Vlairi2]

lauren y’all are too young

[@oPlains]

Like I can't even make a joke 💀 y'all to young

[@doggo3537]

Funny and all until you remember it’s Dan Schneider

[@bremalerage5935]

This feels so weird after all the Dan Schneider stuff

[@geekytheartist6116]

"Just the girls!" Hollywood arts lesbians: 👀

[@mai9443]

Literally though.

[@udonnauchegbu2018]

Pretty much

[@malex027]

Jade: 👀

[@brainnandheart]

Wish it were me 😂

[@violetlunna]

Me

[@nijeasja3788]

you forgot the: "This is actually giving me pain, and not the good kind"

[@MetalMorphic7]

I just realize what that meant

[@zimichelle6]

did jade say that?

[@s.s5933]

@@zimichelle6 I think so

[@hannahward7217]

Yes jade said it

[@MirciStudio]

also "I like to punish myself"

[@boredonyoutube8289]

The lotion thing and especially where Trina was directed to talk back again to get lotion sprayed in the face twice really creeps me out

[@Thrifty_Edits]

Dan Schneider is wild for this….

[@juhlizza]

ok but remember when they all went on Sinjins dating show and Cat jumped on Andre n he said “easy now, don’t start something you can’t finish”

[@lindathetford3776]

OH MY LORD YOU'RE RIGHT I FORGOT THAT ONE

[@LAKEYA04]

DaddyGirl you really want me to tell you🤣

[@notBrocker]

lakeya frazier lmao just do it xD

[@chloehoul9638]

@DaddyGirl they're talking about sex. Her, jumping on him, may make his little friend a bit excited. Hence, dont start something you cant finish

[@gl4sst4bleg1rl]

Eclipsies Martinez “little friend” 💀

[@lulu_luvsu]

the “my dad is a cop” joke aged like fine wine

[@shushu9683]

💀💀💀

[@youngsirzo]

*Damn*

[@shushu9683]

Sonic The Artist trust me, from experience.... it’s really not.

[@ddeonuddake2028]

@Sonic The Artist what planet did u came from

[@MayannHanna]

Why?

[@hoopbaby07]

Having her touch her hand uvula to see if she has a gag reflex Is messed up on so many levels

[@Kuddi27]

Its crazy that scene when he sprayed lotion on trina n Robby i remember as a kid like…that aint supposed be on here 😭

[@happyduck128]

Also the entire episode about the breakfast bunch…. *"Are you a VEGAN?"*

[@hadbetterdays8118]

That's obviously a breakfast club reference

[@jasmintea8825]

I don't get that?

[@jasmintea8825]

ohhh...

[@marinadiaz1762]

had better days Some of us didn’t watch that 🙄

[@carebear5876]

more like *"Are you a VIRGIN?"* lmao the resemblance from the Breakfast Club was hilarious

[@thecathuman1536]

I also expected to see the one when Tori gets angry and pulls down the Sikowitz's pants and when André enters the classroom he takes a second to realise at what is he looking at and then he goes ,,Good luck to you".

[@marinadiaz1762]

That was so awkward 😂

[@sadboistorm2588]

i don’t remember this...

[@thecathuman1536]

@@sadboistorm2588 it was season 3, episode 3. The episode is called ,,the gorilla club"

[@jasong352]

The CatHuman yea lol I just watched the episode yesterday

[@emilygriffith6702]

I am so confused by the shirt in your pic

[@kidvillain7094]

Tori: *My dad Is a cop!* 😡 Andre: ✋🏼😧🤚🏼

[@Sponge247]

Dan Schneider was such a piiggggg Also everyone: I love iCarly and Victorious !

[@arethablaise2320]

the way cat made sinjin her sugar daddy casually tho 💀💀💀 her addiction with skymall is just-

[@ohitsmaria7609]

that girl is a BIG thought LOL

[@duolingobird1234]

Ummm it was Skystore???

[@captainweeaboo1747]

*SkySTORE

[@Black_pearl_adrift]

Literally me with Amazon 😭😩

[@Princessitaandreita]

Sky Store

[@choerryyy5987]

In one of the scenes tori’s phone goes off and she says “I swear I had it on vibrate” So Sikowitz says “Tori this is no place for swearing or vibrating”

[@Luneth32]

singularity :/ lol I remember that 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@sof2481]

lmaooo

[@Gl8ckClick]

@Sara Amara stay innocent

[@TopGsBugatti]

Sqlty should I explain?

[@MrJazer12]

Donovan Dunn nah let her pops tell her

[@mieshaclarissa]

Trina’s reaction to lotion attack from Lane is hilarious.

[@ziggyzagyt]

Tori:“He’s a puppet he can’t pee!!” Rex: “yOu DoNt KnOw WhAt i GoT” That joke has made me laugh since i was 8 😃

[@Bro-cx2jc]

I initially assumed as a kid that Rex was referring to the pee itself XD it confused me anyway

[@alexanderpapakostas7931]

OMG the "my dad is a cop" and Andre being the only person to do a hands up was terrifying.....

[@angelg9981]

But he's not the only black guy, there's antoher guy and he didn't do that

[@makir0ll438]

Angel G Well that isn’t the first time Tori says this, she says it in another episode and he reacts the same way it’s more of a running gag

[@thatguybob6088]

I DIED, that was so unexpected

[@kikigam7113]

@tookseyd14 shows always add 1 token black person to prove their diverse

[@nitincharles6773]

I feel like that joke aged badly. 😬

[@theirishleprechaun9933]

Are we gonna ignore Andre being the only person to take his hands away when Tori says her dad is a cop💀

[@sleekelegancesuave]

You saw that too right😅 that was crazy

[@varianmetcalf8220]

Well thats the joke police brutality cause andre is black

[@Lama-fe3gv]

🤣 I never noticed until now!

[@azariahhunter7260]

I saw 👀 it too I thought I was the only one

[@Jamal-gv8bx]

@@varianmetcalf8220 we know, thats why he/she mentioned it.

[@GS_BarrelRacing]

“Happened to me in 8th grade” is wild😂😂😂😂

[@tylersparkle5870]

I missed the entire show as a child. It wasn’t until I was fourteen that I even heard of it, and I waited until recently to finally get into it. :)

[@Letyparatore]

Imagine the actors reacting to this now. Will they laugh like "oh good memories" or cringe like "what the actually fuck they made us do"

[@hassanalkhalaf1115]

They were old enough to understand those jokes

[@danatedawg1018]

Roy G Biv except they did have some weird memories of doing overly sexual stuff and weird stuff with feet (ariana and Danielle are prime examples)

[@jacencade4019]

@@hassanalkhalaf1115 they had to sign ndas3.

[@acemerceramv8561]

Behind the scenes Liz Giles (Jade) made a joke about having an "intense threesome" with Matt (Robbie) and Ariana (Cat) so...

[@itssclementine4269]

@@acemerceramv8561 WTF 😭😭😭

[@holzgj7112]

What about that scene in the prison episode. Robbie: Why did you put me on the girls side, I'm a boy. Cops: Prove it. Robbie: ....I'll stay on the girls side.

[@Porkmeatballs]

@@benjiii3407 I think so

[@Cake-Goku]

Nah I know for a FACT robbie was packing schmeat. He only hid it to keep andre and becks confidence up. And the dude hid it behind musical talent and puppetry.

[@tassodemo2316]

Benjiii or maybe he just didn’t want to show the cop his junk

[@samanthabest8926]

I mean your headcanon 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@xnortheast1106]

Joshua Perryman no

[@sserot0ninx_.]

I will never forget the "scissoring" from that one episode that jade gets a new scissor

[@chimaamanambu6067]

Tori: Let go! My dad is a cop! (Andre backs off)

[@clipobserver]

I would think he would already know considering he was over at house.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The older I get, the more I realize how sneaky Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider actually was.

[@l0vetammy.]

You’re here again. *STOP FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE!!!!*

[@ChaoticMushy]

Damn Jalal be enjoying some dirty Victorious jokes

[@obitouchiha3865]

You again

[@annariverade5381]

what about when Trina says “did they deliver my vibrating hairbrush” 💀

[@comicsans1689]

Dan Schneider is dangerously based.

[@RealMusicOnly888]

You forgot about the big fan thing. And they were like "It blows, blows really good." "Not only does it blow, it also sucks" Or something like that.

[@kyliesmith9199]

waiittttt wait what episode was that?! I watched this show back when I was 6 or 7 lmfaooo

[@jsil123]

Woah xD

[@densetsunosannin5561]

@@kyliesmith9199 In Season 1, Rex Dies.

[@kyliesmith9199]

@@densetsunosannin5561 Oh yee that episode!!

[@pharell792]

Kylie Smith the one where Rex dies

[@goongoozle4028]

"My dad is a cop" *Andre being the only one taking his hands off*💀

[@cheeky-boyyy]

Dan Schneider is a creep

[@prestonboles4991]

There’s one where the butterfly is in Cat’s ear and Robbie comes in saying, “Look what I got!!” And she says “Ew, no please I don’t wanna see it again!”

[@zerolayne8245]

Oh yeah, and why does she hate playing Pirate so much? 😅

[@deschoppa]

Lmfao i remember that one😂

[@Fatemayesminn]

Zero Thyme omg i always wondered what this pirate joke is😂😂im an adult and i still dont get it

[@lethalsoldier8082]

Fatema Yesmin lol ikr we can only assume he tried being sexual in a way cause i cant even think of anything else. Maybe im just too dirty minded

[@Lovelii07]

@@zerolayne8245 Bc cat always get the sword 😏 (😭🤣)

[@juliannasfvx881]

*”how can a person go from an A to an D?”* *”happened to me in eighth grade”* - me watching it in 2015: *Laughing without understanding* me now: Damn.

[@richardthekingransom]

Same

[@wyattconey3707]

i don’t get it tell me

[@arunya7876]

@@wyattconey3707 bra size

[@todorokisfavouriteobject9109]

@@arunya7876 oh pffft-haha I didn’t understand it.

[@ComeSandia]

@Aruzhan Sadykova , ooohhhhhhh..... oh ok

[@PrincessMermista]

Hits different now

[@hannahsprandel1868]

This is so sad 😩 the fact that grown men wrote these jokes is disgusting.

[@Eriey3]

I always thought Jade’s favorite movie titled “The Scissoring” was a little interesting 🤔

[@cbxnkzz8139]

🤩

[@lel0uchvibritannia981]

I think that’s reference to the Japanese folklore the slit-mouth woman, and I have seen a movie about that folklore. Like it was described in the show, the slit-mouth woman carries around a giant pair of scissors

[@happypremed1088]

Eriey3 yesss!!!!

[@tjscotty8265]

Blew my mind

[@marimaduena]

Eriey3 💀💀

[@_iluvjake]

This aged horribly 😭

[@user-sn7ll5jt7n]

Hlo from 2020

[@xmarcusgaming3235]

Tori: my dad is a cop Andre: I ain’t getting shot today or never

[@imaheck7078]

"which one of us is the flattest?" Trina and Jade: HAH no

[@ttaayylloorr796]

neither is beck 💀

[@jeongyeonisthefunniestpers922]

@@ttaayylloorr796 beck is a boi-

[@ttaayylloorr796]

GukkandTae that’s... the... point 💀

[@happygirlv3114]

GukkandTae r/wooosh?

[@aakoge]

im conflicted. do they mean flattest by body shape or are they referring to cat, suggesting that she starves at home?

[@gabbyortiz9910]

what about when Trina says “did they deliver my vibrating hairbrush” 💀

[@floogelhornzzz4770]

Good for your scalp. Stimulates hair growth.

[@andreea0_015]

Oof

[@kylascustoms4001]

@honeysage I was uncomfortable the whole fish episode

[@gabriellajean-louis5909]

Floogelhornzzz yea definitely 😳

[@d_b3ndz_344]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

[@tytheaniman497]

“My dad is a cop” Andre quickly backs off! 😂👏🏽👏🏽👍🏽

[@brandtseyfert6811]

These all look very different after the Quiet On Set docuseries.

[@shipsandfanfics]

0:07 *Jade and Trina deadass let us know that they are far from flat chested XD*

[@liamileson9091]

Its obvious

[@lovebotcalum]

i thought about the butt... but either way tori is flat both ways.

[@risingwho3503]

Melanielovesyou cat was too !!!

[@sippinhottea5656]

@@risingwho3503 Cat had boobs tho

[@eleonora4649]

Hahaha

[@judahn5831]

"THATS NOT MY HEAD" I'm scared of where they put it before she said that

[@chelseal5550]

So they put it on someone else’s head? I don’t get it

[@nabil6105]

i dont get it

[@chelseal5550]

@@nabil6105 me neither

[@anthonyguillory4036]

@@chelseal5550 oh darling watch this in a few years

[@gjgaming4274]

@@anthonyguillory4036 no tell me I need to know nowwww

[@Holloaway]

"My dad is a cop" with Andre backing off is so savage lmao.

[@tardisman4210]

Ive met Lane Napper on a few occasions because my mom and him were best friends when he first moved to new york. They danced together at broadway dance center up till 1993 when my mom had my brother and moved back to Pennsylvania. He's a really cool dude, glad I was able to meet him cause he was one of my favorite characters on Victorious.

[@sarah4nn3]

Tori: *MY DAD IS A COP!* Andre: *aight imma head out*

[@karinashirley4236]

He backed up sooo fast 😳

[@hoorlove1745]

I don't get itttt

[@cinnamonini.]

@@hoorlove1745 police brutality

[@finthechat5257]

@@hoorlove1745 how???

[@anarchomando7707]

@@finthechat5257 he didn't want to get hurt by a cop It's better to stay away and knock it harmed then defend himself

[@nateds7326]

Victorious gets better and better the older you get edit: ok yeah I forgot that Dan Schneider was a creep and a peice of shit you can stop telling me now

[@TheDariusBlaze]

I would like this but it has 69 likes

[@ambermcmillin5089]

until you learn about how gross dan schneider is

[@ricardogonzalez-qm2dh]

Until you learn about everything that happened behind the scenes

[@jamesguiver1398]

I'd say it's the other way around

[@Omgitzhuncho]

No cap it's actually better than icarly as u get older

[@AntiHero36]

Here after watching quiet on set 😢

[@abby.478]

0:26 Robbie and Rex know exactly what she’s talking about

[@SA-sp3sh]

“My dad is a cop” Only the black ones got scared lmao

[@lemonspice4368]

S A how is that funny

[@BenInGame]

Esther Skai hes saying its funny because thay get scared of cops because they get arrested alot

[@theoriesicantexplain2433]

@@giffgaff8756 no way

[@bbqblazekyleg7551]

@@giffgaff8756 Comedy isn't supposed to be sensitive it's supposed to be funny.

[@theblinkstykrab3106]

Imagine not having the balls to keep your comment up because you were getting backlash

[@justcalista3809]

Ok so why is no one talking about when Robby said “jingle bells” and then fell over and Jade said “that definitely jingled his bells” LIKE SERIOUSLY?

[@AleTorrEs-ep3ze]

Ammm what does it mean?

[@AleTorrEs-ep3ze]

destroyer the third OMG! Thanks, now I understand.

[@destroyerthethird2391]

@@AleTorrEs-ep3ze no problem

[@floogelhornzzz4770]

@@destroyerthethird2391: Shook not smashed. You jingle bells by shaking them, not smashing them.

[@thisisauniquename]

O h 😂

[@renehenriquez4021]

The last scene was the most hilarious for me 😂😂😂

[@daisy.stylessz1]

what episode was it?

[@blackguy8621]

1:16 dirty joke or not, this will always get a laugh out of me😂😂😂

[@gremlin7872]

Remember when Beck says hey to Tori and she's like "oh my God, no! No! No!" And he's like "wow, never heard that from a girl before"

[@koueju]

i dont get it

[@taneajones1479]

taeyoung's confusion my guess is that it’s a reference to sex

[@hoseokismyhope3351]

I think it was just bc Beck is popular & many girls hit on him, want to ask him out, etc

[@taneajones1479]

Hoseok Is My Hope Yeah that makes way more sense too

[@aukraz]

HAHAHSDJRKDK

[@Aerochalklate]

of course Dan “if she’s a fighter, hold em tighter” Schneider was the mastermind behind these jokes

[@donjc3641]

Aerochalklate bruh

[@MothmanReturns]

You're giving that pervert a little too much credit, buddy

[@jelaninoel]

Dan “get in the van” Schneider

[@Mauripsu]

Dan "lick my feet man" Schneider

[@sirploom]

Dan ‘if you have nice feet, then take a seat’ Schneider

[@spacelazarwolf]

this hits different after quiet on set

[@Kevmaster2000]

One of the best Nick shows ever! Still hilarious.

[@kpopsucksfightme6393]

I always wanted lockers like theirs

[@kinjuwtf8136]

Kpop sucks fight me omg Me too

[@julia-jv9gp]

Sameee I am not even allowed to put a sticker on mine oof

[@joeyjoestar1064]

At least you have lockers

[@thefuckbecca2483]

@@joeyjoestar1064 Same my school just makes us carry 4 binders and 8 notebooks around 😓

[@wanda5581]

@@thefuckbecca2483 we have hooks and we can hang stuff there in my school

[@wismeiry31]

*Bruh, they forgot* "I am going to trick my girlfriend" "Trick her?" "Yeah cuz you know how she has to say yes to everything?" "Uh, I'm not sure I need to hear this" And “No, no, NO!” “I’ve never heard that from a girl before”

[@trashmouth.7864]

i still laugh at that to this day

[@JNV9248]

😳😳😳😳

[@greatdane3262]

Victori-yes

[@kaylactic]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@buddy9684]

I MADE A DISS ON BLACK GORLS

[@Yoummzz]

The fact that this show was made by Dan Schneider says it all

[@kingpen5866]

The fact that you said the fact that shows the fact that you didn’t really need to say the fact that

[@Yoummzz]

@@kingpen5866 the fact that your comment didnt make sense at all shows that you need to go back to school

[@oziswag3260]

Jennette McCurdy said in her book I’m Glad My Mom Died that the cast of Victorious gets high because Dan Schneider made them drink alcohol

[@olenchka]

You get high from drugs and weed, you get drunk from alcohol! Getting high from drinking doesn’t make sense , but yeah I’ve seen the quiet on set… I’m literally so heartbroken

[@my8O8]

beck's actor said he didn't remember most of the time recording but all the times he got drunk

[@cultureshock916]

Remember that weird “snoodle” thing with Robbie and Cat naked behind trash cans that one time?

[@zimichelle6]

oop- yeah

[@lindathetford3776]

Omg yes!!! And what was the pirate thing about?!?! Somebody please tell me

[@janderson947]

Yaass looking back on it I was like wow how did I miss that 😂

[@aloiv2654]

that was the only thing i actually understood from all the other adult jokes, but when i first watched it i was like: "they clearly can't talk about that, it's a kids show" i didn't understand there are sometimes jokes like this on kids shows 🤠

[@astrozombies5762]

The pajellihuchos 😭

[@Cosmic_Espeon]

These jokes are funny until you remember Dan “the hymen divider” Schneider wrote them.

[@emmap9069]

Oh my gosh when Rex said "you don't know what I got" I laughed so hard I fell of my bed lol 😂

[@more2688]

Tori: my throat is my instrument, I'm throat-player Cat: it sounds kinda gross OH DAMN, TELL ME IT DOESN'T MEAN WHAT I'M THINKING

[@coramuche6876]

It actually does, if you think what I think you do

[@mira-tm3xd]

wait what???

[@coramuche6876]

@Your Local Harry Potter Nerd Something boys want from girls

[@ayo5023]

@Your Local Harry Potter Nerd how old r u ?

[@saishuu.u5717]

Ithinkitdoes

[@washingtondc4479]

See you all in 8 years when this shows up in randomly in your front page.

[@julia-jv9gp]

K see ya

[@cameravice1825]

See ya then mate

[@october9762]

bye

[@EverythingHP]

waiting for myself in 2028

[@deslardesslok]

Yup

[@ryangman230]

i knew a little too much about sex at a young age, i always got these (c*mshot) jokes as a kid, at first i thought it was a coincidence, but as the shows started coming out like icarly and victorious, i started to really see it from dan schneider, i mean i still watched it up till sam and cat, but i was just starting my teenage years by then, and then a few years after i found stuff online about these (conspiracy theories) about nickelodeon and dan schneider, then it all comes to light with the new documentary, i started on the amanda show, im 25, was born in 98

[@Emper0rH0rde]

Dan Schneider was a creep.

[@realin8313]

Dan "she might be nine, but those feet will be mine" Schneider was behind all of this. Some of these are really funny tho😂

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

Real IN lmboooo

[@nadiadennis4639]

Bruh he sick this ain't funny

[@buddy9684]

I made a diss on black girls

[@clarapires2514]

actually this was very problematic

[@DarthLord-eq5wp]

FBI: OPEN UP

[@ravirossfromjessie4530]

"so which one is the flattest" me: *I AM HERE*

[@hiracoverband]

my time has come

[@samdoezzzstuff]

Step back amateurs

[@myfavoritefoodisconny1472]

KOKICHI

[@Whatever0317]

Why did I read that in All Might's voice?

[@billiebossanova8095]

BEO SSSSAAAAMMMMMEEEE

[@unicornman147]

It's all funny aDuLt jokes until you remember who wrote this show.

[@Jakoren]

Welcome to a new episode of innuedos that be way funnier if written by someone else in a different medium.

[@azarielmorga]

00:34 *7 Rings starts playing*

[@zimichelle6]

you have a credit card? *i want it i got it*

[@jeongyeonisthefunniestpers922]

The fact its ariana grande lol

[@nia-qf2mz]

GukkandTae Dang you really getting r/woooshed on every comment you make

[@BusesinLondon345]

Who remembers on The Worst Couple’ and Cat was hugging Andre and she was on top of him and Andre was like ‘Easy now, don’t start something you can’t finish’ 😂😂😂

[@Fatemayesminn]

OMG💀💀

[@prisha4088]

Lmao

[@tenacity2633]

Lol

[@420jettt2]

Bruh 😭😭😭

[@tajinbottle4131]

@@street3936 OH WOW IVE SEEN THAT SAYING ON A DIFFERENT SITE😳

[@dreadedchari9879]

That you don't know what i got line take me out every time💀

[@edwinzuniga123]

Classic Dan “get in the van” Schneider

[@itsmekklolsiesss]

Did anyone else notice that on the plane episode Rex’s video chat user was “Rex and the City”👀👄👀

[@sleekelegancesuave]

😱that’s crazy

[@antoniomolina3612]

I remember that

[@luframotta96]

👀👄👀 LMAO.

[@Lama-fe3gv]

WOAH REALLY?

[@janice184]

Farhana Tahamina it was a play on sex and the city which is a show

[@therockyhelmetferrothorn3613]

Tori: Do you wanna be slap with a sausage? Jade: Sure (puts the cheek) I can not be the only one that got the hidden message.

[@oddlysatisfying1790]

Yuck.

[@briannalee1998]

You're not

[@love23music1]

I don't get it

[@noellesinclair.13]

Mint Love hold on to your innocence

[@imdirtydan3255]

Mint Love you’re probably yo young to know😅

[@saraxx948]

damn u guys are rlly creative when making middle names for Dan "if you want a show those socks gotta go" Schneider

[@luki1711]

When she said that’s not my head I literally yelled “ ayo “ and my mom just eyed me oddly

[@That_gwrl_El]

“Just the girls!” The lesbians: *looks at floor intently*

[@444krsn]

me in the locker room

[@srimandava4323]

no that's the opposite of what they do

[@444krsn]

@@srimandava4323 actually this is exactly what we do lmao

[@That_gwrl_El]

@@srimandava4323 have you ever met a lesbian? Lmao

[@ImJustLayZ]

Please, shut up