VICTORY THROUGH APATHY | 60 Seconds

[@420roachdoggjr]

"Imma grab my wife, then imma grab my gun, then imma do something I'll probably regret." -Markiplier 2016

[@aronchangepfp6643]

Yup yuppity yup

[@aronchangepfp6643]

Yeah i was the second like

[@abramay1382]

Yup

[@imakerandomvidscodm1787]

Doing an old episode marathon eh?

[@Jenn_Dreveal]

He's killing me, he gives each person one item on an exploration; they can have 4. and he gives every person max food and water everyday

[@wish9545]

" So you'll need the radio. " " Oh okay! " *Slowly watches Mark walk right past the radio- ...*

[@familyk9443]

I've seen people say it was actually the suitcase.

[@aastavchoudhary]

You alive?

[@Summer-vp3dt]

"The wasteland is no match for Dolores" Mark...that's Mary Jane

[@gamingdemon12]

Summer Schultz he realized after Mary Jane came back

[@itheories570]

I know right

[@karlagpecastillo434]

Summer Schultz ik right 😁

[@wet_ravioli3545]

I only take timmy 😂😂

[@yoshigamer2617]

IK

[@parminderralh4521]

I've always wondered why they didn't store stuff already in the shelter like normal people

[@walrider2133]

Procrastination, my dude.

[@XXStrong1]

Let's just say Ted and Dolores in 60 Seconds are pretty bad preppers....

[@nicolejackson1277]

There lazy people

[@emutv4100]

that takes away half the point of the shelter, hell even i have a storm protection stocked with canned goods, and water,

[@tiffanychan5737]

Ikr

[@dawsonlaughren730]

Mark: "A boy scout handbook, oh no" Me: "A BOY SCOUT HANDBOOK, YES YES YES" He will learn

[@Nexlord17]

omg XD

[@natjacs1]

Lol

[@NEBULAESART]

Dawson laughren omg same

[@rowanbrown5541]

But why does King Arthur have a boy scout handbook?

[@dawsonlaughren730]

Rowan Brown Probably to aid survival in the great quest.

[@Maddy-bp1ii]

"You'll need a radio!" Mark: *looks for radio* hmm,... *walks by it*

[@truenonation9970]

Maddy lol

[@temilain]

I think that’s a suitcase, correct me if I’m wrong.

[@ms.puppy_gacha5808]

😆

[@ConspiciousAction]

@@temilain yep.

[@robinnelsen7869]

That's not the radio. It's a suitcase.

[@micahallen2226]

Little does mark know the Boy Scout book is the best item in the game

[@markangeles2213]

MADJETSCOMPLX OP and the radio and map come second

[@roguepetrolhead4787]

How is the best item?

[@corbyn3326]

@@roguepetrolhead4787 It can repair any item in the game and can also be traded for lots, it also lasts a long time.

[@roguepetrolhead4787]

@@corbyn3326 ok

[@nicolejackson1277]

Well this is the first time he played it

[@abramay1382]

Mark: giving them food everyday and not storing it Me: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

[@CureHeart_ManaAida]

SAME

[@hotinplaya]

9:18 And here we can observe the humble american man grabbing his 2 most precious things, his gun and his wife.

[@yoonghoul2317]

😂😂😂

[@prodlexii4945]

+hotinplaya XD

[@hotinplaya]

oh wow i got way too many likes on this than i deserved.

[@Insandom]

+hotinplaya The latter should always be true, no?

[@hotinplaya]

Sakara whaaaaaaattttt?!!?!?!?! are you kidding me? if you ask a Murican to choose over his NAGGING WIFE or his SILENT LOVELY GUN he will always choose his true love, his gun.

[@SugarBearMosher]

Five years later, I finally get the Monty Python reference about the guy banging the rocks together and the other guy pretending to ride a horse and looking for an antique cup. Lmao.

[@nicholasdemaio3827]

I was hoping someone did

[@mickruijgt720]

MARK!!! you dont have to give food and water every day, your book tells you wenn they are hungry or thirsty

[@timmysundqvist9761]

When*

[@AtomicMurd3r3r]

it was his first time playing calm yourself he most likely knows that now from the other 11 million + subs and viewers on this video lol :-3

[@PerfectSouls1]

+Mick Ruijgt The rage while looking at mark fail.

[@kentreborn2027]

+Mick Ruijgt "ration water and food" lel, don't know why he thought feed them every day

[@greg7402]

+timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist +timmy sundquvist He doesn't care, and he was probably typing fast you f#*k.

[@wishiwoshi8137]

"That handbook looks like it isn't going to be very helpful." Mark. Stop. Mark. Please.

[@TheLapisLord]

I cringed when he said that

[@samhayres963]

YinKitty I

[@erash4171]

The boy scout book is literally one of the mos important stuff in this game 😩

[@summerdrumm8549]

It gives Timmy education

[@rayaviii]

*O O F* 🙏

[@natsudragneel2258]

Mark doesn’t seem to understand the word “rationing” 😂

[@LordCrimzon]

69

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

You need to eat and drink every day to stay healthy

[@natsudragneel2258]

Trey Walker You can’t really do that during a nuclear apocalypse

[@ghost-hn2lh]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 yeah... but the whole point is not being ABLE to do that. there’s not enough food and water to eat and drink every single day

[@robinnelsen7869]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 When you have severely limited rations, you can't actually do that, lol. Optimal health isn't the goal - survival is.

[@dunnlybunly9160]

Mark! when you get spiders in the shelter and you have mary jane don't, and I repeat, DON'T kill them!

[@julianauston9001]

#MutantMaryJane

[@mattmaddie1030]

I agree

[@martinatzejensen6787]

+MarkipIier Aww the scammers are back.

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

+Gast Girls ...yyyyyy? r they gonna give u freedom or smth?

[@TheDudeBro21]

neither, they can mutate mary jane into a really purple beast

[@meve3501]

anyone else scream at the screen when he gave food and water every day?!😂😂

[@leoblaze3]

YES!!

[@CloudBomb3r]

OMG YESS!!

[@dak_1178]

YES. WHYYYYYYYYYY. THE HORROR.

[@gayofwaterdeep]

I wanted to cry

[@fetasprite]

+sassy cake I KNOW!!

[@Twigzthebabyman]

Yk, he's so much more chill now it's weird seeing him so loud and energetic before, even if that's what I was used to

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

He's on adhd meds now

[@erash4171]

*When you watch the Kubz Scouts and you know every rule of this game, how it should be played and the important stuff and now you’re getting angry at Mark from the screen*

[@UkieKooki]

Mark should've taken shelter inside the refrigerator.

[@klassicgaming5780]

😛😄

[@totalwipeout1232]

LOL

[@Crackin-Egg]

oh hey indy

[@alexluke666]

+UkieKooki UKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dannyboy5493]

Lol ikr

[@jorjag6765]

voice inside head: you can't miss the hatch; its un-noticeable mark: *misses hatch* me: *stares at mark evilly*

[@efearikan8765]

It can't be unnoticable*

[@that-one-weird-alien2956]

Mark: a boy scout hand book!? How is that going to help!? Me: you will soon learn

[@kasynreidel]

Soup stored for 737 years?is it even SOUP?!

[@AlexZavor]

B0ZZ MATR1X no... it's blood!

[@connormckenzie1762]

Zsefvgbh blood expires after 30 days so that doesn't work

[@perplexiam9581]

B0ZZ MATR1X yes it's tomato soup.

[@harper6032]

Nah, fam. It's probably a bunch of liquid chemicals, including preservatives.

[@millahelton6397]

when you realize that america hasnt even been around that long.

[@rachael6823]

please play again, 10/10 would enjoy

[@prestongarvey7062]

yeah

[@fad3tree98]

yes plz 😃

[@MischievousSchultz]

+rachael repko Mhm.... I feel like Mark played this before..

[@snakesolid6823]

hell yes

[@moikkaterve6177]

yes

[@eeveeongirl]

I say play it again. You just need to try to ration food and water better, they only need to eat and drink every 4 days

[@mlp_beats7229]

+AJ Pannapacker nice name

[@deathtaco-dp2wf]

+eeveeongirl yeah, I do think you should play again, ration out your supplies better, and get mutant Mary Jane

[@vysearcadia522]

+eeveeongirl yah he didn't pay attention to the 4 days things... actaully he didn't pay attention to a lot of it cuz he was too flabberghasted into entertaining us than actually reading. Games have rules and skimping on it forces you to pay the price.

[@Kepora1]

+Vyse Arcadia Pretty much what I said in my comment. Trying WAY too hard in this one to be silly instead of, you know, playing and commenting on the game.

[@macklols2857]

+eeveeongirl i dont really know how to play the game but in real life you only need to eat every 4 to 5 days and need water every 2 to 3 days so if you live like that for a while you still might get sick, but you need to drink to keep hunger away so you would need more water than food but you still need food to live, so you would need about 55% water and 45% food.

[@meh8704]

It brings me great joy that Mark knew that it was a baritone, as it is the instrument I played in band.

[@framingtally7180]

He wasn't supposed to give everyone water and food every day :P

[@karrieannpeterson3691]

it got really annoying when he did that

[@conorkelly134]

He doesn't have a clew on how to play this game

[@tkmeows_7]

yeah

[@DatSamThen]

+MarkipIier GREATest SCAM GO GO GOO

[@karrieannpeterson3691]

Scamer

[@xxoruaa]

I screamed when Mark kept giving food and water to everyone everyday

[@theonce-ler9754]

mark the book is the most valuable thing it helps u repair stuff

[@grimdirewolf6119]

When the quarnteen started this is what I expected would be living under a bunker away from humanity

[@straatzz5388]

Bruh

[@xxtoobaxmasood392]

Its is almost like tht except we are quarantine in our house away from from humanity but yea i thought the literal same

[@VelkanAngels]

That's because it's lockdowns, not quarantine. Lockdown just means places are closed and there are restrictions for being in public spaces. quarantine is when you literally lock yourself in (or get locked in by someone else), whether in a room, house or facility and you're not allowed to leave it or be in direct contact with anyone who isn't wearing a hazmat suit. So yeah, despite everyone in YT comments using the word "quarantine" all over the place, only a few people have actually been quarantined. It's recommended you do it by staying home, if you find out you have Covid-19 and until you're well again, but that's it. It's not the black plague or a nuclear radiation bombardment xP.

[@elenzygck5668]

lession learned: if you are stucked with markiplier in apocalypse YOU ARE DEAD

[@savant_fou9483]

What a great quote to read in the middle of the apocalypse with him

[@hakuub3890]

MARK very important tips Everybody needs food and water every five days or else they will die so it's good to not feed everyday or you will run out of supplies quickly Eventually there will be someone called the marriman. They ask to come in. If you are rich with supplies, DONT let them in they will steal your stuff But if your poor or not too rich with supplies, let them in they will give you stuff Timmy (son) is the best to scavenge RADIO IS NEEDED FOR SURVIVAL

[@xEr_ror]

I always thought the max amount of days was four. Good info!

[@KarlaRei]

6:14 - "Time to ration supplies!" *_immediately does the exact opposite_* Yes, ABSOLUTELY play this more!

[@Charley-ju6yg]

Day 5: *gets a medkit* Skips to day 8: *no more medkit* WHAT HAPPENED?!

[@ConspiciousAction]

Uh he used it or broke it obviously.

[@platydig]

@@ConspiciousActionor gave it away for something in return

[@cinx8458]

Mark...you're not supposed to give EVERYONE food and water EVERYDAY...that was certainly interesting xD

[@markiplier]

+Cinx I'M A FOOL! I'M A DAMNED FOOL!!

[@thekingishuey9072]

+Markiplier also when expedition thing that its highly dangerous or that its contagious it probably best not to send send them out

[@lordofpills]

+Markiplier You damned lovable fool! What have you done?! Btw great video, I've been a fan for a year now and you've got to be my favorite youtuber!

[@althingclee4978]

+Markiplier love the game do more I played it was a lot of fun

[@madisonlarue4349]

+Markiplier yeah... HAHAHA

[@Duncley]

Mark you don't need to feed them every day, they can survive a couple days without food or water. Also the scout book can be used to kill rodents and stuff and to fix things like the gas mask.

[@johnathonwaymire9483]

EXACTLY

[@Duncley]

Itz GraPhiczZ Well that was unnecessarily enthusiastic.

[@williamberends4735]

they can survive 5 days exactly without food or water

[@LordVader1094]

+Finpownage ENTHUSIASM IS NEVER UNNECESSARY

[@Duncley]

LordVader1094 ¨OH YES! MY DOG DIED! THIS IS AMAZING!¨ As you can see from the example, yes it is.

[@gloobus8432]

Ultimate 60 Seconds item handbook Food- feeds people (family needs food every 11 days, but give them food every 5 days to be safe) Water- lets people drink (family need water every 5 days, or death) Boy scout book- fixes broken items Map- makes it easier to find way back to shelter when scavenging, can give you supplies if travelers need to use it Radio- updates you what to do to help military, and keeps family from going insane Gas mask- keeps people healthy when scavenging Padlock- keeps door closed when raiders try to break in Poison- kills mutant animals and makes medicine Flashlight- lets you see easier in the dark, and lets you save a dog named Pancake. Checkerboard and Cards- keeps family from going crazy. Ammo- ammo for gun, makes people smell decent so they dont get sick. Gun- shoots things and murders those things Axe- obvious what it does, heals wounds Suitcase- could either contain supplies, or get a family member sick, or killed.

[@juliediremigio6481]

thx

[@blonfu5354]

ammo - if u wash ur sick family members it'll cure them

[@gloobus8432]

+Ha bao Long oh yea i forgot about that

[@blonfu5354]

Edited?

[@jonnylee5091]

the axe can also heal wounds

[@Kkimi407]

The dad does everything. He has to get everything they need. And the family can’t even get any supplies or at least walk their ass to the bunker.

[@Joe-zv2bc]

This proves that Jackseptic would live the Apocalypse, but Mark wouldn't. 😂

[@Joe-zv2bc]

*Jacksepticeye*

[@TigerlilyWarrior]

+Joe Hansen Like a BOSS

[@worthlesstrash9252]

eh-yup 😅

[@aprilkelly8411]

+Joe Hansen yes because jack would do it LIKE A BOSS

[@livelaughlove2016ju]

+Joe Hansen Mark only tried once. Jack did it over and over again until he won.

[@alet5365]

I got so mad when he gave everyone food and water every single day

[@guynamedrudy5728]

Same

[@SuperStarbombGaming]

It made me mad as well

[@hokobroko6073]

Yep

[@DanNotsoHardcore]

Yup

[@theIaurenshow]

Yep

[@Lord-Phantom]

Mark you need to prioritize the resources family members can go a day or to without food and water. You just blew it all!

[@xgamer4672]

yeah

[@flaminhotcheets4245]

+Simanta Sapkota Stop self advertising loser

[@jordanmcdowall9852]

+Simanta Sapkota what happened to jenboy6? Go advertise where people will care.

[@LuisVazquez-gk9xe]

true

[@Rashed1255]

4 days, it said that in the drill =3

[@samfrow8923]

Game: Time to ration supplies Mark: *gives everyone food and water* 🎶 one for all~🎶

[@remington_l8309]

Lol he thought Mary Jane was Dolores XD

[@PianoCookies821]

That kept getting on my nerves

[@therealcheese4455]

Wow! You watched the video too!

[@belbelcastillo]

i was about to comment that and i was like ummmm.....

[@therealcheese4455]

@Stevey Gaming this was 3 years ago bro

[@cozyjake]

@@therealcheese4455 it’s so weird seeing someone comment 4 years ago then comment in 2020

[@evanbain2023]

My face when he dosent get Monty Python joke

[@evanbain2023]

😔😔

[@creatorsun8222]

+MarkipIier no thanks.

[@roansolar8944]

+MarkipIier YOU ARENT THE REAL MARKIPLIER

[@shavonnehurst4752]

+Evan Bain I was disappointed as well.

[@juliashokeir8065]

+Evan Bain he played a game were there was the white rabbit and it attacked someone and he didn't get it and i honestly felt like someone slapped me

[@mikro7061]

Dont waste all ur food and water? Just give them food when it says they are hungry and water when they are thirsty...

[@tkmeows_7]

yeah

[@jazztec4309]

+mikro70 no you can give them food and water every five days and they wont die!

[@rusty5290]

+MarkipIier fuck the fuck off

[@minnieflowers4210]

+ThatBossNoah HA!

[@roansolar8944]

+MarkipIier YOU ARENT THE REAL MARKIPLIER

[@lotus_flower2000]

Welcome Back. Being an adult isn't what we all thought.. If only we could return to these times.

[@sotaesty2]

Markimoo! Ration your food means feed them every 5 DAYS and let Mary Jane get bit by spiders when the Spider event/day comes up like at 15:25 she will turn into a mutant and then she doesn't need to be fed. Have Timmy go exploring outside because he usually brings back the most stuff. And whatever you do DO NOT let Ted die or its an instant Game Over!! Other than that I'm so happy you started doing this series Mark

[@madipinnell5763]

You should ration food every 5 days and send out the kids to scavenge because if the kids die the game goes on but if both the parents die its game over. Hope this helps

[@paradoxacres1063]

Knowing that Mark will one day play the *HuniePop* sequel it fills me with determination!

[@avacambria2361]

Yessss

[@mahirkamal3671]

Theres a sequel???

[@theblackwingedsoul]

+Paradox Acres There's a fucking sequel?

[@mrtupac2877]

He should play Rides With Strangers ....

[@undercovercatboy7962]

Paradox Acres I totally agree with you

[@gamefox6019]

The family can go FOUR days without food or water and it is important to ration supplies Markiplier:Feeds everyone food and water every day.

[@zvorrrrr]

14:27 Is that a fucking Holy Grail referrence? Anyone confirm!?

[@bmagnew8039]

Yes

[@Raskoflinko]

+Irregular Orange Gaming Your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!

[@Njumkiy]

what is it to?

[@bmagnew8039]

+Patric Landström we are the knights who say ni!

[@Raskoflinko]

Bmagnew We are no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are now the knights who say: Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-PTANG ZOOM boing Z'nourrwringmm...

[@Gardivanyth]

Please do more! This was too funny!

[@Gardivanyth]

***** DETAINED!

[@ailinmcgee1743]

+Owen Russell What?

[@ailinmcgee1743]

+Owen Russell oh.

[@frick2361]

YES!

[@Gardivanyth]

I thought I just detained him. I'll try again.

[@corv1d770]

MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE OMG

[@liamhenderson8728]

IKR

[@paladinduck7198]

YES!

[@coleritts4901]

IKR!

[@doriskekallfish7703]

YEA!

[@thehappiestmask8751]

+AJ Hines was that there is a killer rabbit,that's all i know

[@theslizzlemeister4904]

Who else was relieved when he realized that he called Mary Jane “Dolores”? And also who else was triggered that he kept giving everyone maximum rations all the time instead of saving it?

[@AngelicZelda444]

Dude you can tell Mark is a newbie and Jay from the Kubzscouts is experienced. 😂

[@robinnelsen7869]

Literally all the dozens of people who made the very same comment years ago.

[@jackthewartortle9523]

Was I the only one cringing way too much because of his constant wasting of supplies? Because that was horrible.

[@e.o2827]

I think he was new to playing it so it's not his fault

[@wisteria3799]

me too

[@emilywright9554]

I was cringing so hard x3

[@connorvildibill9378]

Yea no kidding he was mixing up names and stuff so much

[@josephinewinter296]

Jackthewartortle OMG ness same

[@DragonBallLOB]

MOAR!!!!

[@pleasesendhelp2721]

Korin!

[@kjjohnston4637]

+Cody Freed-Palmer it's Krillin

[@bandana.p7533]

+Mith™ Yep.

[@TheGamingRockstarArian]

+Cody Freed-Palmer lol korin

[@silviaostby781]

Mith you mene more!

[@delirious323]

...Why Isn't The Family Like A Normal One That STORES A BUNCH OF FOOD, WATER, BOOKS, AND OTHER SHIT IN THE SHELTER

[@delirious323]

They're Not A Normal Family Thats Why They Have A Shelter? Go To Massachusetts. EVERYONE Has A Shelter. ;)

[@KimonoSuki]

Delirious323 I live in Florida and we don't even have BASEMENTS

[@delirious323]

I feel ya. I used to live in Florida and there were 0 basements in my city. xD

[@kingt1nee]

I live in California and not ONE of my friends or I have a basement... >.

[@delirious323]

wow

[@skyler_thepatato9125]

Sargent: "any normal person can last 4 days without water" Mark: handing out water on the first day "blah blah blah, ya rationing, sure"

[@devilninja7787]

I survived 113 days on this game and I haven't won once...

[@pleasesendhelp2721]

Burrrsheeet

[@biggestcamper6315]

I only one once that was the alternate ending where you help a bunch of people build a place to live and let you live with them but i usually die by raiders

[@ГлебОщепков-г3ы]

+DevilNinja 166.

[@larrythecable3961]

your profile pic is cancer

[@biggestcamper6315]

+BatmanDahleny why would you say that

[@italianmapperchris3168]

Wow he actually knew what the Tsar Bomb is.

[@beewyka819]

Eh, not surprising, tons of people know.

[@Tytoalba777]

Markiplier is smarter than he appears.

[@cairox1509]

MEGAtons of people :v

[@alostkommando7420]

only thing literally everyone missed is that the tsar is a non nuclear conventional bomb.

[@quanahriddle3065]

I thought everyone did

[@caurriderlongwe4040]

Mark: "blah blah blah" the game: ALL OF THEM DIED... Mark: "blah bla- oh wait they died💀💀

[@gamehub2310]

Hey Mark, here is another hint you should get these. 1.Your whole family if not bring only 1 or 2 family member 2. A gun (An axe is optional) 3. A gas mask (to make people on the expedition not be affected by the radiation) 4. A med kit 5. 4-5 cans of Soup 6.5-6 bottles of water 7. Some board games or playing cards to make your family not be crazy 8. A flashlight That's it, those are the things that are really useful. :D Oh yeah I almost forgot the radio... IT IS REALLY USEFUL

[@huntmaguire8363]

WHY DID NO ONE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE REFERENCE TO MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL IN THE GAME

[@treybowerman9060]

I KNOW THOUGH

[@brodyharlan1331]

IKR

[@brodyharlan1331]

IKR

[@PACKERMAN2077]

why didn't anyone say anything about his Gurren Lagan hamster reference?

[@meggiefritos6630]

THANK YOU. FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED. GOD.

[@theblanketfortcohort7332]

14:39 omg Monty python reference anyone????

[@bonniebunny444]

Your friendly neighbourhood nobody i got the reference omg yas monty python

[@anbruac8161]

Your friendly neighbourhood nobody if you refuse them they leave, while ranting about A SHRUBBERY!

[@Ghostvix]

Your friendly neighbourhood nobody yes yes

[@FifthKazekagGaara]

WHAT...is your favorite color!? XD

[@poochyenajones1362]

"She turned me into a newt !"

[@zoeharrison694]

Usually 17 days isn't a very good accomplishment but mark was like "I can't believe how I lasted 17 days"

[@d-parke5413]

Mark, not only have you blown up Detroit for cake and punched toddlers and senior citizens in the face, you have perished the atomic bomb apocalypse... I honestly couldn't have done better XD I probably would've given all the food to myself XD

[@markiplier]

+D-Parke I'm so proud of myself and what I've accomplished! 😁

[@manthoo7271]

+Markiplier lol u replied at last!!

[@grimgrimes6472]

+Markiplier MARK NO! You used your supplies a little to fast! Next time you need to consider conserving your food and water. I'm not trying to be rude, just trying to give some helpful advice.

[@pizzaman5246]

+Markiplier hi

[@mmori673]

+Markiplier don't worry, I suck at this game too

[@Sparrowhawk97]

Mark doesn't know where ration means. He kept feeding everyone every day.

[@Sparrowhawk97]

*what

[@milesedgeworth6876]

+Sparrowhawk97 Ration's are just food and water, Rationing however, is what your getting at ( The act of preserving food and water while only consuming whats needed )

[@kaylabauer7005]

+Miles Edgeworth No, he used the word right. Ration can either be a noun or a verb.

[@slenderman4146]

+Miles Edgeworth we need to ration our food would be one way to say it

[@lordedge9068]

+Sparrowhawk97 he only played it once, he is still a newb

[@streakluckymike3458]

play it again mark. however TIP RATION YOUR RESOURCES they done need food and water EVERYDAY

[@streakluckymike3458]

DON'T

[@walrus2365]

+MarkipIier Do you have a life? Do you think it's funny to spam Marks KZbin channel with viruses? Well FUCK YOU! Get a job and a life and leave the poor man alone. Leave EVERYONE HERE alone. 🖕🏼

[@babylonredsworth4409]

+InSaNe Walrus42 Think about it for a second, it's not going to hear you.

[@aggron5946]

+MarkipIier (Ribbit Ribbit)that's a bot

[@ericcm1]

+InSaNe Walrus42 IT'S A BOT. It won't read or respond to what you say to it. Instead of responding to it, REPORT IT

[@WeirdObsessionz]

It's amazing how many years its been. I used to be on my dads youtube account, but this was the first ever Markiplier video I had ever seen. I watched it no longer then a week after it came out. A good seven years of watching this man, I thank you for everything.

[@FacelessRunes]

you know, 11 years ago he did drunk minecraft, scp containment breach, the stanley parable, and a great several others. you missed out, get a time machine

[@WeirdObsessionz]

@@FacelessRunes I've been watching those, although I have to agree, I do wish I could've been there when it was first put out.

[@FacelessRunes]

time machine. like i said

[@WeirdObsessionz]

@@FacelessRunes On it now.

[@FacelessRunes]

the dark side of time is a pathway to many abilities some would consider.. unnatural..

Remind me to NOT have Mark in my apocalypse survivors group. Anyway, you should play more :D Loved it

[@rhino22570]

why?

[@Cheshipuss]

+rhino22570 Your first thought should never be to open your door blindly to whomever decides to knock on it in that situation. It could have just as very easily have been someone who'd kill you for your stuff.

[@saintpepperoni8630]

+Agnė Bučaitė but if you eat him he'll last longer

[@Cygnus_B]

+rhino22570 he doesn't really know how to ration food/water properly :P

[@darkdragonslayer7343]

lol

[@KylePlays]

More please, this was great!

[@AteUrCooki]

ikr

[@Anoldanimefan]

Well said!!!

[@skullsplitter1234]

MOOOOOOREEE

[@firedisco3279]

he has to do every game mode and complete it on hard mode

[@Osta-dt5gv]

True

[@peiton2208]

Yes,play it again.It would make me happy! :D

[@rgod8999]

yes but pls mark take it less derpier next time.

[@peiton2208]

Lol

[@thesushicat7874]

ye

[@thesushicat7874]

ye

[@theonlywazowski5366]

Yes

[@thelieutenant3752]

I know I’m 6 years too late, but for his tutorial, they found a hotel called the Tencent hotel, I think it’s a reference from Fallout 3, because there is a tower which used to be a hotel called Tenpenny Tower, it’s managed by Allistair Tenpenny, and he wants to destroy a town nearby called Megaton, it has a nuclear bomb in the middle and has some crazy cultists worshipping the bomb, in Megaton, there is an agent of Tenpenny tower.

[@clownycommie]

I would always watch my brother play this game, he would call the wife "MY WIFFEEE". Good memories

[@bluebeast8885]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how awesome Mark is.

[@UNREALISAIAH]

This series is very rewatchable

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

Agreed

[@rocketsurgery950]

You'd think your family members would grab some supplies during that initial 60 seconds, too. Or at least walk to the shelter, themselves.

[@TMLCJLK]

Mark, if you decide to play it again, go easy on the food and water. No need to spend so much every single day. Also, keep the parents alive, specially the dad. If they die, it is game over.

[@hmnsdnssx]

*Game:* Remember to _ration_ your supplies! *Mark:* Of course! Yeah! *Feeds everybody everyday*

[@jakubek0206]

Finally Mark played 60 Seconds. I'm so happy. I want more of it.

[@redacteddata]

This was honestly such a simpler time in my life. I'd get up, go to work as a technician, come home and eat and watch YT, get baked, rinse repeat.

[@mecrive]

Haha 14:24 is an refference to monty python and the holy grail. The budget for that movie was so low that they couldn't affort actual horses so since it was a commedy they just pretended to ride horses while someone slapt coconuts together making it sound like horses. Also the 'antique cup' they're looking for in this game is i guess the holy grail.

[@djkramersean]

haha I was pissed he missed that. glad I wasn't the only one.

[@mecrive]

Sean Kramer Yeah

[@TullarisPL]

+Vickey Mecrive The gang of old ladies was also Monty Python's refference. I believe it was from "And now for something completely different" or "The meaning of life". "Make tea not love" ;P

[@mecrive]

TullarisPL Uhm.. I know there's one where they play old ladies that all have died of foodpoisening and then they all go to a ridiculous version of heaven. But meaby thats not the one you mean

[@gavinthtl4594]

Again.... Again..... Do t feed them every day though water every 3 and for way less often

[@gavinthtl4594]

Don't*

[@JeniousJustin]

+MarkipIier people dont hit report enough :/

[@Jake48898]

+MarkipIier little shit.

[@juliediremigio6481]

+Yhowbyjytub310 ur bullshit

[@Moralityoverconsistency]

Gotta love going back in time to watch 60 minute game plays

[@gooober69420]

same

[@AlqhemyA]

“Im gonna send out Dolores” *proceeds to send out Mary Jane*

[@永遠の戦争-p9c]

Its best if you ration your food and water less. You're rationing them way too kuch

[@永遠の戦争-p9c]

*much

[@emmahuettig]

+SecretAgentMan02 Actually, I believe you mean to ration their food and water supplies more. Mark was rationing less by providing them with food and water every day. :)

[@永遠の戦争-p9c]

oh.

[@meels5159]

Well ya but the other way round XDD he wasn't rationing at all XD and he needed to XD

[@swaglord210]

+SecretAgentMan02 no, he just has to give all the 5 days, it's the best way to win

[@odst_1185]

Mark, if you play it again, look for Ammunition. You didn't shoot anybody in this playthrough and your rifle requires ammunition to fire. You didn have any so you basically beat those old biddy's to death with the butt of your rifle and jabbing them with the barrel. Find Ammo and you'll be set

[@Nodvy]

In a nuclear apocalypse Mark will give everyone food Jack will give you less food Pewds won't give you any 😂

[@JonVonKlondyke]

Lol

[@Orangeyouglad870]

Mark: Aaaaand they gave us the Boy Scout handbook... which is not going to be helpful to us. Me, an Eagle Scout: guess I’ll die

[@MyServent1]

No is going to mention the Monty Python reference at 14:26? Too funny. Needed the laugh.

[@samiam7001]

Ikr

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

+MyServent1 GET ON WITH IT!

[@horrifiedblackcat]

I started laughing at that! Man, I love that movie! :D

[@viktoriascholl5580]

I got all excited xD dunno why

[@horrifiedblackcat]

***** are you trying to make us hate you? You're doing a fine good job, so fine I think you should retire right about now.

[@annaturner4265]

i spent 15 minutes looking for this game cuz i just randomly remembered it and now i’m gonna watch every episode of this 😂😂

[@SandBombHidan]

Here is a hint Mark. Don't give them food or water unless they NEED it. So the third day... and probably every third day. If they only ask for water, just give them water, not food and vice versa.

[@azraelgrimreaper6311]

It's every 5 days good and water

[@SandBombHidan]

Azrael Grim Reaper Thank you for correcting me.

[@azraelgrimreaper6311]

No problem xD

[@Gamrison]

Yeah, yeah it really has been 5 and a half years since Mark first played this until the new one Reatomized...how time flies...

[@jaxxhadesdaughter779]

Mark, they can go up to 3 days without food and water.

[@emmasmyspace]

No 5 days. Watch jay from the kubscouts

[@Tephanderato]

+Aunnas Saeed no, it's five. I play the game, they die after five

[@denizdemirci8653]

5

[@ICantPayThe_IRS]

Dude it's 5 days without food and water watch the kubscouts

[@seberdoodle8081]

+AntonioGaming15 THAT DUDE

[@remco619mysterio]

few tips for the next time, -they can survive without food or water for a few days, don't just give everything to them every day, that way you won't be stuck without water or food after just 10 days - don't open doors every time, or use a item, sometimes it's better to do nothing - if spiders appear, let them in Please thumps up this comment so he can see this

[@Xenotater]

Mark didn't get the Monty Python reference? Pfft, disappoint.

[@TheKerminatorT-1000]

Mark:"Is that can bloody?" Me:"One man, one can" ; )

[@observantmoose2563]

One jar, one man.

[@supr_boom7896]

the people can last 5 days without food and water

[@devonconners5777]

3 weeks w/o food (unless your malnourished) and 3 days w/o water

[@ilydev2]

Boom Loom Girl yeah that's why he die

[@mylabugz]

It said in the game that they could last 4 days without water.

[@ilydev2]

Boom Loom Girl really

[@thekarolaplayinggames9119]

Myla Bugz day nr. 5 is the last day to give them water

[@The328th]

Was anyone else cringing so hard when every single day he kept giving everyone food and water?

[@worthlesstrash9252]

yeah im like MARK NO NO N- welp im done 😐

[@coopfett3557]

+Furious Destroyer u have

[@MattnessLP]

+Hawaiians And Diapers and Chairs Oh My Me, mee! But just like the comment above this one said, Mark brushed over the instructions like "bla bla bla very important stuff bla bla"

[@waterbottler483]

very

[@doms6907]

I cringed so bad my spine broke...

[@YinYangSara]

The Boy Scout handbook is supposed to go with whoever goes out. Bigger chances of them coming back with food or first aid kits

[@The73MPL4R]

"We got a boy scout handbook. That doesn't seem like it's gonna be incredibly helpful" He would soon realize that it's one of the most important items in the game

[@millie2544]

"BAM WHAM-" Me: *aggressively* "OH HOT DAMN WHAT PART OF PARTY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND-"

[@neilyworm]

OMG SAME