Video game healing in real life

If healing worked like it does in video games
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[@GustauveVIII]

The potion would've worked if he'd eaten the entire bottle.

[@NetheriteBlock]

I remember that episode lmao

[@imkazakhhh]

Exactly, why he wouldn't just eat it like a normal person?

[@raymaxos]

I had forgotten that skit

[@photoo848]

As one does Cause where else would you put it? Not like we're all walking around with an empty bottle pocket

[@RadkarLightblade]

@@imkazakhhh i've read your comment in Ben's voice ))))

[@DatLe-ie8ib]

Alan’s quest log Change the lightbulb:Abandon Off to fight monsters: Activate

[@Nayr86]

Yeah was going to say his quest involved the ceiling and something 😂

[@FFantaSteve]

Yeah, Epic NPC man!!

[@davidgreene6607]

Return to TechTown!

[@jenniferhanses]

Clearly, she healed not only his leg, but his mind. He remembered he was the brave Sir Alan, Paladin of the Order of the Holy Lightbulb, and he was on a quest to save his king.

[@Heretowatchstuff]

How many Dirt Leaguers does it take to change a lightbulb? I don’t know, at least 3 so far.

[@ariannanightingale4054]

"Dear child, what has befallen you?" "Gravity"

[@SzaraSzarancza]

"Are there monsters about?" "Yes, gravity"

[@TGNTeaorcoffee]

"I befell from the stepladder"

[@TheOriginalStevenH]

witchcraft

[@fuentesramirezespanaikermi9216]

the "post credits scene" makes way to a whole new storyline that I would definitely watch

[@krisssmith477]

someone summon Vin Diesel. Clearly we need the Last Witchhunter

[@Bashar3A]

It's all building up to the Ultimate Cross Over from all their universes

[@osiris5927]

Well at least she didn't use HOLY NOVA.

[@argantyr5154]

If she did, Alan wouldn't be able to see how she healed him. And he would have remained a skeptic.

[@yawningsoldier7675]

​@@argantyr5154 Should have used Blinding Heal.

[@25_FpS]

😂😂😂

[@beng7844]

*Falls down the stairs* The entire company: *HEALING HANDS*

[@kiyoshi058]

all you can hear in the background after holy nova was used is rowan... "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT GUYS?!"

[@wes9777]

Don't let the American healthcare system find out about her

[@toddset4633]

I thought this is exactly how healthcare in the US is working.. 😉

[@Mr_Timi1]

Best I can do is some crystal healing.

[@PaleGhost69]

​@@toddset4633 she didn't charge him hundreds of thousands of dollars for a bandaid.

[@dstreetz91]

Potion of greater healing was administered while you were sleeping. Amount due: $42,000.

[@GarzaG]

It's okay, insurance *should* cover for the diagnostic assessment and the potion... The spell's gonna need a prior authorization from the Holy Order though. Physical Therapy for 2 weeks minimum as well. 👍

[@Demphure]

A fighter thanking the cleric for heals? That broke my immersion more than anything else

[@elderwiz3165]

Rather than yelling insults at the healer for being wounded..... -Which is how it usually goes in MMOs

[@Nordoyle]

Britt's screaming "I'AM DOING THE BEST I CAN!" sums up the experience of playing a healer.

[@felironmaden1429]

Ladders are this game's standing in fire!

[@Preppmatic2]

@@felironmaden1429 oh yeah. It's amazing how any DD or tank is just parking in any kind of puddle. Lava, poison, acid, dogsh!t, you name it. If it's around and even just takes up a tiny portion of the bossroom, somebody WILL be standing in there, taking damage and yelling at the healer.

[@burningshine5524]

​@@Preppmatic2also that somebody will never ever get a single heal in their entire life

[@himmelsdemon]

This is truth, I just came back from a larp where I was playing one

[@SophiaAstatine]

I'd say the waterboarding sums it up even better.

[@ericaleung8870]

rather than fixed him, looks more like he got a class change from Office Worker to Paladin

[@tomaszdred5868]

yeah she "fixed" him

[@iPuls3]

I'd take a class change if there are any openings in the paladin department.

[@Zymynca]

man that is a fascinating concept for a cleric, any time they heal someone, they invoke a class change xD

[@neodigremo]

I mean he did say he wanted to in the last dnd ep

[@EmoEmu]

From level 0 NPC to level 1 Paladin.

[@barefootkiwi3079]

"What has befallen you?" "Well, I be fallen. That's why I hurt my leg."

[@kineticdeath]

dont underestimate the gravity... of gravity

[@Charity322]

Straight to pun jail!

[@Iklary]

@@Charity322 Too straight for that !

[@origamichik3n]

That logic didn't work for Geglash. Nobody calls him Geglash the Fallen.

[@kugasthelast]

​@@kineticdeath You don't seem to understand the gravity of the situation

[@duckerdoo]

She used to work as a barista, but somebody came in, and sold her a bunch of things. After getting fired, she became The Last Witch with her new found video game powers.

[@Sindraug25]

Brit rolled a 1 when giving the potion to Alan.

[@SzaraSzarancza]

Yes, it was exactly one potion.

[@diamondly6250]

no alan didnt eat the bottle

[@dolgacevairina69]

Long rest is an actual method of healing a broken leg in every hospital. So it's scientifically backed.

[@anonydun82fgoog35]

Heart attacks, too!

[@twotail612]

Given my last hospital visit, they definitely expected me to get better in the waiting room.

[@hi_pd]

There should be beds in the waiting room

[@jefferson7097]

​@@hi_pd Bunks, they need to stack to save space. Right up next to the heater near the vending machine (lessons from Theme Hospital).

[@fully5733]

Can confirm, broke my back told to rest up for 10 weeks

[@maxtracker2904]

Alan being referred to as “my sweet summer child” should have been the first clue Brit was into alternative medicine 😂

[@MintBlancmanche-mk8pi]

or an insane rp, they all are.

[@aeonise]

Or a clue that she was about to spend the next two minutes trolling him mercilessly. (around here, "my sweet summer child" is how polite ladies address an utter imbecile)

[@Temperans]

"Sweet summer child" is just a phrase to indicate someone is grossly unaware about something.

[@brainlock72]

@@aeoniseOld Nan yet lives!

[@ifthisismyhandlewhereismyspout]

I always thought it was from ASOIAF.

[@EthelJung-j5w]

"You're waterboarding him" Holding the bottle to his lips would've been too simple.

[@LuMnOsITi]

There are only 2 reasons this comment has been upvoted.

[@testier9040]

​@@LuMnOsITi bruv using up voted. This is NOT reddit 💀💀💀

[@uncleol]

​@@testier9040who tf cares

[@LuMnOsITi]

@@testier9040 Sorry Karen I haven't read the official KZbin language guide, I'm not a nerd.

[@TMAC_burninator]

Alan remembered the most important thing: always thank your healer.

[@BlueShiftNova]

I love how the final shot was likely just them goofing around and they still added effects and music to it

[@ArDeeMee]

This is the kind of production quality we love to see! Worth every Patreon penny.

[@amorphlex3636]

FATALITY! You're next!

[@evilcritter]

And Adam reacted instantly to her evil magic. Perfect.

[@zanaduz2018]

No, it’s Britt’s witch powers, which Alan had pointed out before when she somehow found all those things.

[@armandosantos8695]

"Health and safety, clear the room" is such a throwback to Byron 😂

[@thebrotherskrynn]

I thought his name was Bryan?

[@JachAnen]

@@thebrotherskrynn Wasn't it Brandon??

[@terrancat]

I miss byron

[@marcwaller3657]

Baelin? 😉

[@StuermischeTage]

@@thebrotherskrynn He's called Baarn

[@EthelJung-j5w]

At least she didn’t go the Baldur’s Gate 3 route and throw the entire potion bottle at his head.

[@renivideht]

I died having that done at me lol

[@AutisticAussie]

May I ask what is that profile picture?

[@brussailpook8213]

@@AutisticAussie its a bot

[@AutisticAussie]

@@brussailpook8213 oh that’s right I forgot they couldn’t respond

[@13Bbeards]

Ladder overreach is one of the leading causes of falls. Simply moving the ladder can save a lot of pain.

[@SzaraSzarancza]

I fully agree. If we don't take immediate steps to save the pain, it will be at risk of extinction.

[@heikoguckes5693]

But it might lead to less entertaining skits.

[@uoabigaillevey]

I'd posit, rather, that gravity is the leading cause of falls.

[@iloAugsburg]

Using a ladder at all reduces the risk of falling, so.. DONT USE CHAIRS YOU GOBLINS!

[@frasermackie19]

Blooming eck, that improv at the end could have been the start of a whole new story haha

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

THE LAST WITCH!

[@Luum81]

Sounds like a good game idea, kind of like Among Us but fantasy style.

[@andyf4292]

@@VivaLaDirtLeague that one made me howl

[@haleybrown]

We're next, RUN FROM THE LAST WITCH

[@Bidmartinlo]

@@haleybrown Her power is too great! D:

[@Nionivek]

I would have been panicking that the red healing potion would stain that pristine cleric outfit.

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

Filming this was stressful as hell 😅

[@RenzitoARG]

Now he can use lay on hands!

[@mbr5742]

As we know from the D&D Logic series - A long rest would fix that as well (including any tears etc)

[@beetehotraroy3468]

That's whe you ask the in-house artificer to cast prestidigitation.

[@jeremysimmonsDotNet]

Potions of greater healing are machine washable. One of the reasons for the increased price... Really should have been an Organic Potion of Greater Healing. Never know when an adventurer is gluten free...

[@jamessmithson-br7rm]

He just needed to eat an entire cheese wheel

[@user-sn5kw9ss1b]

The greater healing potion would have worked if she smashed it on his head so the bottle would disappear just like video games.

[@TheGaviscon]

“Are there monsters about?” 0:44 Yes Rowan the black shirt manager

[@PerfectAlibi1]

He's less a monster and more of an annoyance. Like Navi the fairy...

[@Dzekin]

@@PerfectAlibi1 wait until you by accident make a piece of paper or a pen fall, then you're destroying company's property... and the Black Shirt Manager WILL NOT STAND SUCH DISRESPECT, PEASEANT!

[@PerfectAlibi1]

@@Dzekin This is my pen! I brought it from home!

[@the-noob-knight]

And of course it could be that the white shirt Respawn again

[@audhen1]

@@PerfectAlibi1 LISTEN!

[@sya8109]

Ben: That’s not how you consume potions

[@LuciusSicarius]

That escalated pretty quickly at the end there.

[@kenobi7584]

I really enjoy the zealous, spunky, Brit sketches. This one and the mushroom one are some of my favorites

[@malachi8154]

The ending was the best part. What a callback!

[@theoutergod8666]

Was it to their DnD campaign? I eid not watch them, so I can only guess...

[@prelan1340]

@@theoutergod8666 Same, I thought I had watched every single VLDL video, but apparently not 😂

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

It’s from our Man Look video

[@miriamrosemary9110]

@@VivaLaDirtLeague Thanks!

[@theq86]

The "last witch" comment? I didn't get it. I thought it was a Witcher reference or something.

[@Aizen0sama]

Alan being waterboarded with a potion of greater healing was NOT what i expected when i clicked the vid

[@chillwithmoose]

When I read this(before seeing the full video) I was straight up waiting for Britt to pull out a towel lmao.

[@SzaraSzarancza]

He probably rejects it because he is allergic to strawberry juice.🤔

[@rwandaforever6744]

DON'T give the CIA any ideas!! Imagine being able to waterboard people for days without stopping for them to gasp for air or falling unconscious. Whenever they swallow part of the water, they are as good as new and they "only" have to deal with the psychological damage of being drowned for days. And no escaping by having a heart attack, a stroke or any other medical emergencies. It's worse than the barbed dagger with instant healing....activated by pulling it out first. But pain is just in your mind, right? You could chose to ignore it...

[@Sorain1]

Oh god, I think that would work, you'd be fixing the damage even as you do it... Well now I know what I'm using the next time I need a 'your employers are torturing someone' bit.

[@JoezBro]

If Alan was in blow-up doll mode here, this entire thing could've been avoided.

[@kevgmei]

I'm going to keep saying this every time a video like this drops: I absolutely LOVE whenever video game logic melts into real life in these vids!

[@Auris_Foxen]

the irony of britt wearing the cleric robes alan wears as cleric greg in the dnd campaign is 10/10

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

Well noticed!

[@RibombeeTeacher]

Haha I thought the same thing, good old VLDL and their immaculate attention to detail ... it never wains. I love it.

[@PhilosophyOnTheNightbus]

Greta The Garlic Farmer's Wife is back! She has multiclassed into a cleric and she is more powerful than ever 😍

[@badmaniak]

Do you know what irony means?

[@LuMnOsITi]

In what way is that ironic.

[@Mrpibbs]

So thats why Rob has them do a medicine check when administering potions to others

[@cdawg0616]

Lmfao the "QUACK" at the end of rhe annotations killed me 😂 I love your closed captioning person so much!

[@mathmusicandlooks]

My favorite part is that I’m confident the bit at the end was fully improvised.

[@michael_pilot]

I really like the call back in the annotation. "I am the next"... to be healed or to have his soul sucked out?

[@lolglolblol]

Alan seemed very NPC-like after that spell... Are we sure he still has his soul?

[@Zymynca]

Thou shalt not stand against a cleric and their calling or thou shall risk the potential of being...harmed 😂

[@drot13]

It's Britt, I don't mind either way...

[@DrSwazz]

I pick the second option! The second option!!

[@fistsofsnake5475]

yes

[@leveluppupgaming7207]

Healing hands, healing hands, healing, hands, healing, hands!

[@user-ct4oj3ic1g]

She's not a paladin.

[@wobblysauce]

Classic Slap heal.

[@Sparky0627]

TBH, I was expecting that! 😂😂😂

[@senpie6639]

You have the hands of a healer

[@martinajurickova5750]

and a missed opportunity with a water bucket

[@WillsBeard]

This is a great example of why "administering a potion to someone else uses an action"

[@randyfant2588]

I was in a car wreck a while back. I was stuck upside down by my belt and had to fall down on my head. The roof of the car was full of shattered windshield which I landed on. When I crawled out and sat down on the side of the road, there was a small crowd there (no idea what they were doing on the side of a highway but...) one woman claimed she was a healer, stepped behind me and offered to use her "chi' to heal me... NO I politely refused, really she wanted to heal glass in the top of my head using magic?!

[@Megaloth13]

The fact he got up and went to fight makes me think he didn't make it and she's a necromancer.

[@OverworkedITGuy]

Necromancers are just healers with bad timing.

[@Tom_McMurtry]

The ending ratifies this mayhaps

[@Arko777777]

"Have you considered meditating around a campfire for multiple hours?"

[@peterclarke7006]

"no? OK... Here, eat these twenty cabbages and 5 wheels of cheese."

[@ace-catel]

She's spreading a new disease: Gamification. You too will be an adventurer

[@JohnWilliams-cr2sz]

Hats off to the costume dept on this, Brit's cleric outfit was awesome.

[@feynthefallen]

Spell description: - Effect: Instantly heals the target to full health - Side effects: Permanently transforms the target into a D&D character

[@cameodamaneo]

If Adam had just cast the protection spell "Holy Nova", then Alan wouldn't have gotten into this situation in the first place

[@Endycat1]

Wow, that spell not only healed him but also converted him into an npc, he’ll probably be fine once he takes an arrow to the knee

[@LuisXGP]

It's great Brit is having so much fun finally

[@Ikirus]

Love these game logic applying in real life skits

[@killroy42]

Clearly all he needed was either an entire leg of pork or a whole loaf of bread!

[@randomthings1293]

Better yet, a cheese wheel...

[@maxpower3990]

You both wrong the best way to heal is Vegetable soup.

[@orsolyafekete7485]

Or just lean against a wall and breathe heavily for five seconds

[@tirsden]

Nah nah nah... pita pockets, preferably made by Collei.

[@bevgordon7619]

Nope!! A Garlic enema and a good ol’ fashioned, all purpose, dung and wattle poultice!

[@AliLightfoot]

One moment you're laughing at a brilliant sketch, the next you're a victim of the last witch's prophecy.

[@Frank-be1ye]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a ladder to the knee.

[@CallMrPC]

It’s the biting the cork out with her teeth and spitting it across the room for me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@garethhiley6388]

Perfect ending, I don't always stay for the end promotion bits, so that caught me off guard 😂

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@Tom_McMurtry]

You've been missing some good bits :p

[@garethhiley6388]

@@Tom_McMurtry yeah certainly going to wait before skipping now! 😂

[@Aardvark892]

By far one of Britt's best parts. This was genuinely awesome. Thanks, VDL!

[@heatshield]

Behind the scenes: It turns out “stop” was *not* the safe word.

[@makeitquick3998]

You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby

[@InconspicuousChap]

May be in Tech Town or whatever other shop they have moved to recently...

[@arcanumelite4853]

yes im pretty sure rowan qualifies as a monster so no sleeping thru this im afraid.

[@stflaw]

"Don't whine to me about your leg, Alan, I just had mine severed and reattached."

[@jw8160]

😂

[@tordurhansen333]

Those conversations they're havin man. Was it Alan who was handed the key to the city?

[@berserkbasshead7618]

"id let her cast a spell on me any time"

[@nihilismcat6554]

I was so confused, I could swear the title was video game HEARING irl

[@nightwatchmd]

At least now we know where Alan went after the TechTown fight...

[@savage5757]

I am very glad that despite the fact that Alan left TECHTOWN, he still remains in the team

[@stranger83]

It's so strange seeing Adam as the "normal" guy in this and not Adam from Bored or Baradun.

[@jvkstudios]

Far Cry Alan falls of ladder, removes bullet from arm.

[@majoralex1576]

Love it when Adam gets passionate, that’s how you know things are serious

[@bugra320]

For a minor injury like this, it is better to eat bread or apple

[@Hiya_There13667]

I like how they brought back the "witch" sound effect at the end.

[@dawidouss6333]

Jeremiah, I've finally found her! I love, that VLDL grew so much it can expand small jokes into a plot! Whole production team is so amazing.

[@levanquer]

I think Britt enjoyed "waterboarding" Alan a lil too much 🤣🤣

[@lagoondiver]

That mural art is insane!! 🤩

[@mastervision5902]

It's Dingo!

[@RiverRockXIII]

THE WITCH CURSED HIM, turns out he then became a onion farmer after reaching max level and going crazy of boredom...literally.

[@Madlander42]

I think that was my favorite Britt video so far. Nice role, nice energy playing.

[@TimbavatiLion]

"You're waterboarding him" 😂 Holding the bottle to his lips would've been too simple.

[@SzaraSzarancza]

Naah, she just follows the regulations on how to avoid getting infected from a patient.

[@Gwanzan3325]

MMO Healer IRL would be a lot more pissed at Greg screwing around in the damage zone, I mean, ladder.

[@jediping]

True, as would the health and safety inspector. :)

[@lakeireland]

Yeah… I would have refused to heal him for “doing stupid”. He can lay there for a bit and figure out what he did wrong.

[@toysoldier8947]

" I can heal damage, I can't heal stupid."- Me, 2004, Blackwing Lair progression push

[@makarabaduk1754]

"Don't stand in the electric puddle!" tsk, another health and safety violation 🙄

[@BlakeAter]

Rowan the raid leader should take Alan to the boardroom and talk about how much the raid DPS went down due to his standing in stupid... and damage of company property (ladder + wooden floor + Red dye stains).

[@lawnmowergirl]

The worlds are beginning to bleed. What wrath of the universes has Greg brought while searching for his wife?

[@stevemaricar4350]

A truly unique and comedic take on dealing with accidents at work, just hope Alan is okay.

[@jareder86]

Man I love the disarray and chaos that randomly comes with these clips, Ty

[@SandraOnCloud9]

Incredible mural!

[@BaranZenon]

I was even expecting the fruit merchant rushing in and showing apple after apple down his gob to heal him :D

[@thegreatestoffools]

Of course the potion didn't work, he didn't eat the bottle.

[@nataliedunn5239]

Love the skit. But also absolutely adore the mural on the wall!

[@the_giefster]

Omg that mural! Looks amazing.

[@LD-dt1sk]

That neanderthal didnt even eat the bottle like a civilised person

[@Demetrius900000]

There was one other option - finish him and resurrect!

[@Charity322]

"You're next." *to camera operator* And that was the last skit VLDL ever made.

[@teogx1346]

Alan: *fall and landed on his back* Also alan: *Leg broke*

[@jw8160]

I think the fall caused a vibrational resonance in his body that culminated in his leg breaking. 🤔

[@RognisVornel]

I expected screams after Alan ran out of the room with his sword. I'm disappointed I did not hear screaming. 2:01

[@thisisnotthechannelyourelo407]

Allen has skills, he managed to fall on the opposite side of the ladder he was on, also facing the wrong direction ! 😂 just a bit of a continuity error there guys 😂

[@MateusSFigueiredo]

I can't believe she didn't even consider wrapping bandages around his arms

[@arcanumelite4853]

that would have fixed his leg for sure... that fixes all problems of course.

[@peterclarke7006]

As a health and safety manager at a warehouse, we do indeed all burst in to any given incident by announcing "Health and Safety! Clear the room!" although we normally follow with "let's get you to hospital first, we'll discuss getting you written up for multiple policy violations once you're back on whatever's left of your feet." 😂

[@riverkeyes3455]

Britt shows up in Greg’s own cleric outfit to heal him lol

[@greeneclipse8088]

In 7 Days to Die you actually have to craft a splint. That game is so underrated

[@TheRealMirCat]

She not only healed his leg, she cured his amnesia.

[@wilsonaala9395]

i was almost certain that the last resort was britt casting bite and turning him into a vampire spawn due to her lack of spell slots (using a scroll instead of casting it herself) XD

[@Elimist]

When youre in Canada: “have you considered dying?”

[@Ligoulasse]

He didn't finish it's potion, he left to eat the glass bottle

[@SzaraSzarancza]

Maybe he didn't deserve the dessert because he didn't use the ladder correctly.🤔

[@pawngrabber4853]

"Oh, i forgot my healing scroll. But don't worry Alan, I still have this revival spell."

[@UrbanEnes]

0:29 If the she calls me her sweet child, I'm willing to break all my bones 😂

[@Innamoramento9]

I spit out my drink all over my keyboard watching the potion pour all over Alan's face, everywhere except in his mouth. Brilliant.

[@anormalanimelover199]

You guys are really making this series best, I watch these everytime they come up in my youtube and facebook 😂😂

[@TheReal008Zulu]

You still have to fill out the paperwork, Alan. Alan? The paper... you have to fill out the paperwork!

[@mastervision5902]

Brit definitely would have made sure he'd do that.