Video shows shark attack kayak off Hawaii shore

[@martinbutcher4305]

That would've been the last time I did that hobby lol

[@shacktime]

Sharks like yellow. They think you’re a giant tuna. Surfers call the color “yum-yum yellow.”

[@johndiasjr9000]

​@@shacktimethat's why I have an orange kayak

[@shacktime]

@@johndiasjr9000 How quaint.

[@mariavalero2720]

😂😂😂😂

[@stevepruitt6406]

Absolutely. “For sale: one kayak, gently bitten by a Tiger Shark.”

[@jayrazz1783]

After the video cuts off he just goes back to fishing like he was bothered by a mosquito.

[@burgundyjayde]

Lol😅 to take selfies

[@MAVA1686]

😂👍🏼

[@she3po945]

🤣🤣😭🤌

[@Woodstock271]

Actually that’s no joke. He did continue fishing after that attack. I saw the whole video.

[@warehousedave7937]

Dang tiger shark. Tiger shark ram me

[@GodsMan500]

Note to self: Cancel plans to fish in a tiny kayak in the ocean.

[@emilioaymat5651]

....lmao

[@emilioaymat5651]

....lmao

[@vjr5261]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rexsephe]

Seems like simple logic would demand such a decision.

[@Falcon2609]

​@@rexsepheExactly

[@greychi]

“just gently redirect it before it attacks you” *the shark flying at the speed of light:*

[@DegenKingYT]

Great reference. I always say it in her videos if the sharks was attacking she could not redirect it. And this and another video is why I say that. When they attacked they circle your blind spot and bolt at you. Can't stop that

[@rimm8009]

И киньте в нее цветочек😂

[@Gatchamon]

​@DegenKingYT They circle around to your blind side? How do you propose that shark "knew" where this guys "blind spot" is? Did the shark.... JUMP... over him once in the air? Humans are not natural prey nor are they preferred by sharks. This insight came from watching 2 videos? That's the scientific method in your neck of the woods? "And this and another" video.Well, this video shows NOTHING that backs up your claimed. So your "other" video must be really impressive to make the difference in this 2 video research stream. Like the shark turns to the camera and begins in it's best French accent: "... now I have made an initial pass to assess ze target's blind spot, which will facilitate my attack."

[@Herbie11]

"We're gonna need a biger boat", never made more sense.

[@youaremysunshine2368]

😂

[@indoorsolutions7154]

😉

[@planetrockplanetrock-jz3kc]

Stupid

[@qataripekarsky]

More like "we're gonna need a less yellow boat"

[@tammyk9772]

Thankfully it wasn't an air raft. Though shocking it didn't flip. It easily could if it wanted to

[@DeCurtaRican]

He’s lucky he didn’t wind up in the water. That was a hard hit!

[@ByproductRebelMind]

nahhhhhhhhhhh... He would of just kissed the shark.. These tiger sharks are sweet baby's

[@DeCurtaRican]

@@ByproductRebelMind : You mean “babies” (plural, non-possessive), instead of baby’s, which is singular-possessive. And tell that to the people who are missing limbs because of their attacks or who have been swallowed by them.😆

[@ByproductRebelMind]

@@DeCurtaRican - Thank you auto-correct.. "And tell that to the people who are missing limbs because of their attacks or who have been swallowed by them." Tell that to the surfers who lose a limb and still go back to surfing with a nub.. Depends on the human-being.. You know i was just joshing about baby sharks , " Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo"

[@silasgs9257]

Everyone stop this banther and lets go save north korea. Come on we need a boat and some provisions

[@Mthammere2010]

​@@DeCurtaRicanGrammer Nazi lost the concept and context of human communication. Grammer is an exclusively formal form of communication over extensive distance or absence; irrelevant here.

[@lunox6879]

He was lucky he was the cameraman.

[@Sweetfire555]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sweetfire555]

They say they never die!😊

[@alamosantos8206]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eugenewilliams3214]

😂😂😂

[@MO6_baddazz8183]

🤣😂💀

[@dannywhatley4900]

My grandfather told me a story when his destroyer was sunk during the early part of WWII. Many of the sailors had serious burns. Sharks from all around, were attracted to the bleeding sailors, and they began attacking their life rafts repeatedly, trying to knock some of the injured sailors into the water. The early part of WWII, life rafts had an lattice bottom, that allowed sailors blood to mix with the seawater. They were all praying for a miracle to happen, to be rescued. One seriously injured sailor had already died, and they reluctantly gave his body, to the sharks. Later in the day, out of nowhere, dolphins began attacking the sharks and the dolphins began protecting the remaining injured men. My grandfather felt that those dolphins had sensed they dire situation and their immediate need for the dolpins protection. I don't recall when they were rescued but they were rescued by a passing allied ship. Since then, whenever he saw dolphins being hunted, in situations where they were being killed or captured, it greatly upset him, deeply.

[@sandraressel2262]

No doubt in my mind those dolphins were protecting those men. I’ve seen too many videos lately of animals coming to humans for help, those creatures understand us alot better than we know!

[@edwardotupa7753]

@@sandraressel2262 Fuck that return the favor and start protecting those dolphins with the same energy.

[@dinkvjr]

Wow, what a greatly impactful story. Ty for sharing

[@victorandrade3528]

Achei que depois disso ele tivesse passado a defender golfinhos, mas o Velho somente ficava chateado com aquilo

[@cadawra07]

Mammals reflexes are same in both human and dolphs

[@christinarguinn]

Bro actually bit and held onto the side of the kayak. He wanted a meal. You are so lucky to be alive.

[@SCOTTEDM]

That shark was hangry af!

[@ashleypg1708]

​@@SCOTTEDMTiger sharks are always pissed off

[@chaosdweller]

​@@SCOTTEDMhaha

[@edithboozy1000]

Pretty sure tiger sharks kill the most humans no?

[@connorhart7597]

Nah he probably would've stopped when he realized he was biting plastic with a human on top lmao

[@DeCurtaRican]

The speed with which that shark attacked was mind blowing.

[@nataliacorrea1974]

OMG I thought exactly the same thing...no time for any reaction...

[@meerszoticboyzarsenal]

That’s crazy how fast they are

[@roulag8329]

When they attack to swimmers,😮 they can't escape from predators. And then in KZbin the Ocean Ramsey swims with all the species of sharks... Oh the sharks as she says are friendly. I can't believe that the other sharks are dangerous, but in her channel they are pets. She gives people wrong advices.

[@toastonryeYT]

Yea doesn't matter if sharks don't like to eat people, if they make a mistake or get curious, you don't have any chance of dodging that attack.

[@kimdagnillo8246]

Right ! I’m thinking the same and that probably wasn’t all it had

[@MaxIsBackInTown]

People using kayaks in the middle of the ocean will never make sense to me.

[@RainbowFleXxx]

facts

[@ibarralealcarolina]

Y pescando......el animal seguramente fue a por el cebo o el pescado q estuviera pescando

[@QNEGRO1]

no fishing boat, no boating license required

[@gogamich]

It's cheap

[@nole8923]

@@QNEGRO1It isn’t worth your life.

[@FknUsrnm3]

The way his paddle moves beside the kayak, makes it look like the fin of an injured fish from below

[@Pugetwitch]

It's also from the movement that surrounds the boat, especially if he's just brought in a catch recently, the vibrations of a thrashing fish would draw in the tiger shark. They do fishing differently wherever he's at lol My Scandinavian Seattle born butt would be shaking 😂😂😂

[@Joyce-zl4qd]

The bait doesn't help

[@Gulfgrown]

His boat smells like years of fishing

[@TOGade-dj6jh]

I love fishing, but I’ll never go fishing in a tiny boat in shark infested waters 😂

[@jlcsr9163]

In about 2000 or more feet of water no less.

[@MrLawalker]

Smart man.

[@garryobyrne7652]

Me too,that just seems a bit nuts!What u gonna do when u do catch a fish cos sharks love going for that shit too!Its just a meal in distress to them!!!💯🇬🇧👌🏻😂😂

[@TOGade-dj6jh]

@@garryobyrne7652 I agree, that’s a fast way to end up in the belly of the beast 😂✊🏻🙌🏻🇸🇪🇬🇧

[@missyflutter5562]

Darwin awards

[@markfrederick4919]

As a shark i can confirm this was more of an attack than a mere ramming.

[@Johnny-rj9on]

Finally someone that knows what they're talking about

[@I3lazedOne]

​@@Johnny-rj9on sure so sharks talk now 😅

[@obscure.reference]

he just wanted a nibble

[@keeper6458]

​@@Johnny-rj9on😂😂😂

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

Right?! I identify as a beluga whale and can confirm Mark-sharks conclusion! 💯

[@aprilchristine1647]

That shark was on attack mode. No accidental ramming there.

[@grimmywizard]

I wonder why

[@fritzwiesler6548]

​@@grimmywizard weil er seine Schulden nicht bezahlt hat 🙌🤣❣️

[@alinegoiania6865]

​@@fritzwiesler6548😂😂😂boa

[@geob0324]

Shark was all in.!

[@Indian_Kamala]

Thought his paddle was a fish

[@hremaddox]

His bright paddle confused the shark. The shark was after the paddle. Paint your paddle black and keep it IN the boat when you aren't using it.

[@markblanck991]

Pooh

[@aleksfrolov7995]

И нарисуйте на нём череп и кости.

[@s.m.7721]

Ma come fai a dirlo? 😂😂😂😂

[@jburnett8152]

Territorial.

[@mmth2310]

Damn, the speed and acceleration of sharks is unbelievable. This guy was real lucky he didn't fall into the water.

[@jpnoobieeiboonpj858]

He ("Short Round") has a long history of dangerous quests dating back to when he and Dr Jones were a team. He is still at it- good for him!

[@mmth2310]

@@jpnoobieeiboonpj858 i don't get it. What has Indiana Jones to do with that shark ramming the kayak 😅

[@qwilliams1539]

​@mmth2310 The joke is that he is "Shorty" from Temple of Doom.

[@mmth2310]

@@qwilliams1539 aaah ok. Thanks, didn't get that at all 😅😂😂

[@wills560sl]

That was the idea animals are smarter than we think

[@justme8274]

He came for the kill, good thing he didn’t flip or fall out.

[@Lizzybaby30500]

No he didn't bro the shark was going for whatever is in the bottom of the left side of the boat on camera the tan thing hanging into water it wasnt going for the boat and definitely not trying to attack smh. Hes a fisherman and does this daily down in the bvb islands they always go out it's a pretty decent size boat hes in.. not like a kayak like ppl think it is..

[@manav..m]

This video is proof that Camera man never dies!!

[@garydelong7750]

This video is proof to all the “sharks don’t attack” people out there.

[@courtney8789]

No, the camera man sometimes isn’t found and neither Is the footage.. or dies and no one realizes there’s footage 😂

[@WMarques]

I wonder why?

[@structlightning]

cameraman never dies because if the cameraman did die, there wouldnt be footage to show

[@lautrecestmoi8003]

😂

[@MrLoobu]

He almost got your hands and feet. Ocean kayaks should have wide pontoons out to either side with net in between, for stability and barrier from attack.

[@davidboyle9732]

wheres that lady that just gently pushes them on the nose and the shark is immediately obedient?

[@JustGoAndFly]

she's the one who sent this shark

[@lifeisgood7762]

@@JustGoAndFly hahaha!!!!

[@chrisc1896]

😂😂😂😂

[@Rio_SenpaiYT]

tbh a kayak in the middle of the ocean is just asking for trouble lol, and a shark does bite when its curious, this time the shark thought the kayak is Prey, for a fish that big it make sense

[@carllazarraga2858]

What do you mean obedience. That doesn't register to sharks. They're only concerned with killing for energy and energy retention. Nothing else. If a shark leaves you alone, either you've come under their cloud of indifference and detachment, or you've physically disabled them.

[@jordanshuler4405]

The way he’s so casual with “tiger shark rammed me”. I would never get in the water again 😂

[@Jeff_11B]

Casual? Dude screamed like a girl.

[@ikaikaxkeahi]

Us Hawaiians, and Hawaiʻi locals, are used to seeing them lol. Even though they're pretty dangerous majority of the time you'll get use to seeing them in action here in the islands lol.

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

I didn't think it was so casual?!😂😂😂

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

​@@ikaikaxkeahiomg no way in Hawaii tooooooo....Aloha! I love ❤️ Hawaii! Kuwai was my favourite ❤

[@Sailboat784]

Bro that wasn’t casual at all he was panicked

[@MilkstacheTV]

That was a heart attack and a half

[@shaftomite007]

😂😂😂

[@krusec2]

Shark was clearly thirsty it just wanted a sip from your bottle

[@elhollins5988]

"Tiger shark ram me," said Mr. Leslie Chow.

[@j.c.2514]

😂

[@laureyes2743]

😂

[@steinhvik3057]

Hehehe

[@alexanderrosario4052]

😂😂😂

[@marklagunte]

😂😂😂

[@TheKingacevedo]

More evidence that the cameraman never dies. May need to change his shorts more often then others, but never dies.

[@ajpend]

The camera persons who die don’t upload.

[@saltkingz6207]

After I changed my underwear that would've been my last voyage.

[@leonardlan3589]

I would’ve had to change my pants too

[@KrystleDeLosReyes]

😂

[@QUEENGODDESS888]

😂😂😂Ikr!!

[@kevinferg13]

I probably still have my nasty drawls on till this day because I be mentally messed up thinking about how I almost became fish food.

[@ronaldhall2489]

Changing underwear would be the last thing on my mind

[@CptHalfrica]

acting like he had anything to do with surviving that encounter is nuts😂

[@FredtheDorfDorfman1985]

Need a sign on the bottom of the boat that says “NOT A FISH” in sharkanese so they can read it.

[@gregorychurches5468]

😂❤❤❤

[@jevinday]

That was clearly the problem

[@Alex-vq9vj]

This looks like a territorial attack, so, even if that worked, it wouldn't help at all. The shark wanted him gone from there.

[@RoseBushThorns588]

Yeah ....have it say 'FRESH MEAT,juicy raw human', instead

[@celticsunise4ever]

Likely mistaken identity... it didn't come back for the kill.

[@awesomekoga7848]

If that were me, I would have been part of a miracle, I’d not just walk, but RUN on water! 😂😂😂

[@tyclark8162]

Koga, you n me both. While down Central/South America in the early 80s we worked out of a field office. We'd take weeks into the jungles n highlands gathering intelligence on cartels n drug routes. Did allot in a twin prop as well. Anyways, one of our team got severely injured by a cayman n wnt into a death n roll. I had the saw n figured it was his only option. Aftermath of uploading over 40 rounds the gator took enough shots it let go n floated away. He only was hit by 5 rounds, all deep flesh wounds n one round stayed in his pelvic. It was unexpected n literally shook us up, as there were piranhas known in this area. Infection was a major concern, took f18 hrs to safe lz. Jungles n rivers have their own rules while maintaining a light footprints.

[@awesomekoga7848]

@@tyclark8162 that must have been terrifying! I hope your team member is ok.

[@chasmofsar2691]

"It runs on water, man!" Steven Hyde

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

​@@chasmofsar2691 That'd be good if he wasn't being sentenced to prison next month! Bad timing.

[@chasmofsar2691]

@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 A sitcom character is being sent to prison? I thought they were just reruns. Cool plot twist!

[@sanjose6018]

FLOATING IN THE OCEAN LOOKING LIKE A LURE. 😂

[@jerrysullivan7223]

Looking like a big old seal ! Juicy

[@debbieannsmith8962]

😂😂😂

[@bodang158]

I saw a couple of news stories recently about people who were rescued after being stranded out in the middle of the ocean for 19-36 hours. One of them was clinging to a cooler with their legs dangling in the water the whole time. Watching a video like this makes it hard to wrap my head around the fact that they didn't get attacked by a shark.

[@Bluebird-77]

I remember being told from a native Hawaiian that its not the Great Whites you should be afraid of because they bite once and then circle until you bleed to death. He said its the Tiger sharks that just keep biting. They're more aggressive. I dont care if its a Bull, GW or a Tiger. I am afraid of them all.

[@mathewvanostin7118]

Lol they are the same The only difference is that the white shark is able to eat half your body in 1 bite attack You have almost 0 chance to survive a white shark attack if he decide to go full 100% on you Tiger shark is easier to defend because they take chunk of your flesh out/will go for your limbs. And their bite are not as smooth as the white shark. Which does give yiu a very small 20 seconds window to actualy defend yourself. If you play your cards well you will survive but have nasty injury that require hospitalization But both are very dangerous cause their bite cut fish in 2 without needing a knife. Human flesh is like jello cake to to them

[@elsaruiz-qf3bg]

I’m just afraid of the Ocean period.

[@qtpinikki]

Sir, that shark bit the boat. He didn’t just ram you lol.

[@GoStandandPreach]

Thank you , I scrolled just for this comment

[@cumshot247]

He was after the water bottle😂

[@vermontjeff2535]

He needs to go home for ever . So shark don’t ram me .

[@jesusnameaboveallnames6048]

He was just showing off his teeth. Wanted to know if it's time for the dentist.

[@tripperdelaluna1]

Going after that paddle. Probably dropping big bait also

[@gerardanthonyberueda552]

An old fisherman once told me. Never paint your paddle bright colors. Never leave your paddle outside the boat. It attracts predators when it's dancing on the waves.

[@m4yth3forc3]

Underated comment 👍

[@margokent1624]

That was exactly what happened. That paddle slapping the surface of the water

[@Vuvuvu75]

Also avoid yellow especially => "yum yum yellow"

[@altofficialreact8621]

never underestimate the words of old fisherman in the sea

[@СерхиоБускетс-ф7я]

of course, paint your boat and oar black, then the shark will think you are a seal

[@Odurs]

Fishing in a tiny kayak in the ocean seems risky. The shark attack was intense!

[@ryanreeves70]

Yeah that would be my last day fishing in a tiny kayak.

[@Dakidpepe]

It would've been my last day near any water.

[@Skyismify]

Wow, the speed is incredible. I'm surprised he didn't flip the kayak.

[@ЛюдмилаКайзерова]

.. она поняла, что её снимают на камеру, и поняла, что против читеров (cameraman never die) она бессильна.. увы🤷😅

[@Funksinthehouse]

Yeah, I'm shocked as well. Kayaks flip easily. It definitely was coming in with some force!

[@TrustMelDontCare]

This kayak looks way bigger than any I've ever seen. It would make sense if he's in the ocean, but idk, I'm just a guy. His leg looks pretty small in reference to the kayak.

[@Tacocasaking]

I would have pooped my pants.

[@WilletteBonsu]

Yes it didn't look like the biggest issue 😕

[@JoyfulNomad81]

He just wanted to talk to you about your boats extended warranty.

[@LisaSweeney-e7u]

😂😂😂

[@BenjaminCampbell-g3y]

....too many millennials ....they don't compute

[@crocomaximo]

😂

[@mitzilockearsoutherncomfor9480]

😂

[@strange5253]

Nah brah, he just wanted lunch 😅

[@ruben3305]

Bruce from finding Nemo has been real quiet since this dropped.

[@michaelschuur7925]

Damn- that was a 100% calculated by that shark

[@sandhanitizer15]

Well no shit, the spirit of Jaws didn't guide him through the water

[@lktzu2821]

Tiger sharks will seek out and attack people. One of these mofos ate a young man alive in Egypt.

[@craigcombes]

I think it thought the kayak was another type of shark​@@lktzu2821

[@foreverandaday8185]

Yup, knew exactly where the meat was. The day will come when they learn to bump prey off like Orcas.

[@sagesufferswell]

He's hungry. Everyone has to eat.

[@smax4895]

If that kayak manufacturer doesn’t use this in their next ad, they F’d up.

[@jordanraiber2102]

If I wasn't sure I didn't want an ocean kayak before watching this clip, I'm certain of it now. No way this is good for advertising. "Buy our kayak and attract death torpedoes with teeth"

[@aquasmith1603]

I'm surprised it didn't tip over!

[@notmyrealname2.0]

Because seeing this will definitely cause many people to rush out and purchase a kayak...

[@leroyjenkins3886]

So they can show everyone their kayak attracts sharks 🫡 Absolutely brilliant idea my friend your head of marketing now

[@Lizzybaby30500]

First of all that isnt a kayak lol it's a fisherman on a boat its definitely not a small ass kayak the boat is small but not kayak small.. 😊

[@Bigjohn7]

This Guys pretty chill about it !…the shark didn’t rammed him !… the shark tried to eat you!

[@Տkull]

The shark was just curious, not aggressive. It's all about being prepared and cautious.

[@daisuke5971]

100% attack mode

[@willesco898]

KZbinr Shark girl: He should've gently redirected the shark with his hand on its snout

[@MaggiePies]

😂😂😂

[@mf5985]

😂😂😂

[@Melior_Traiano]

No, no! Baaaad sharkie.

[@zahava617]

😂😂😂

[@ananigma7]

Was totally just thinking this! 😂

[@skully1030]

Kayaking in the ocean is like skydiving without a parachute to me anyway

[@liltimothy8109]

I’ll admit when you kayak out in the ocean and the shallows disappear into blackness, THAT is terrifying. I went out in the gulf, it’s actually illegal to chum the water there and I found out why. Drew in a pod of dolphins and 2 sharks with the magic bait catfish chicken stuff and some bread😅it’s real different on the ocean chain reactions happen unexpected and Fast it started with the birds causing a ruckus getting the bread

[@Escapecheesebot]

Guessing you step out line when commond sense was past our?

[@pauld.b7129]

I do it all the time, never even seen a shark. A dolphin did almost give me a heart attack though 😂

[@Southern_Taurus_]

Saw a giant mako free jumping 3 miles offshore in the gulf this morning on my kayak. Caught some blackfin tuna tho it was fun as hell. I’d rather die by a shark attack then die from cancer or a drunk driver taking me out. If I die by Mother Nature it would be a honor. If I died by man/man made causes it would be a dishonor.

[@deathangel5317]

No.

[@FreeThinker611]

I like leaning back in a kayak with my feet in the water. After watching this video, all I can say is, never again.

[@CoppersmithOD]

Fresh water… just go to fresh water. (Without reports of bull sharks of course)

[@trayvionallen9467]

@@CoppersmithODNever know when an alligator is lurking 👀 to nibble on your toes. The pool is just fine for me and even then I look twice before I leap.

[@L-TOXIC]

@@trayvionallen9467yeah I do this ever since I was in Florida and there was a alligator in the neighbours pool it burst through to net and was just lay there waiting 😂

[@7777Martes]

stay in a small inland lake in the midwest

[@josephlaipoon9995]

Imaging 1 tiger shark charges at the Lady directing sharks like this. What shall she do? OMG.

[@wtfEugene]

Buddy sounded like Max Holloway. Kicking the shark, definitely something he’d do 😂😂😂. That shark is lucky Max didn’t dive in and give the hands.

[@Dessthemess]

He got attacked by a shark but somehow sounded like he was tattling on his older brother

[@ButWhatDoEyeKnow]

This deserves more likes 🤣

[@Miketurbzyerbz]

Tiger shark didn’t ram him, tiger shark wanted a snack 😅

[@1off39]

😅😅

[@gibsonkalumba]

Would’ve ended badly if he wasn’t the camera man😂💀

[@SOSchangedme]

Note to self, dont go into the ocean with a boat thats smaller than a fish with teeth...

[@snowbum6861]

Bot

[@thebloodofjesus9763]

😂😂😂😂 facts

[@nathangillespie2532]

I’m here to inform you that orcas sometimes capsize fishing boats much larger than them for funzies. So don’t go into the ocean without a boat much larger than a whole pod of orcas.

[@Lizzybaby30500]

First if A.. it's not like hes on a kayak.. it's a small boat the fishermen use down in the islands.. they are pretty decent size and strong cause the currents there can get crazy!! also.. if you look at where the tiger hit he hit the tan looking thing hanging off the left side of the bottom of boat it could have been mistaken for a sea turtle.. the shark wasnt actually going for him or the boat.. its whatever was in that tan thing hanging off side of the bottom of boat.. there may have been something in there like live bait it was attracted too.. those sharks cant knock those small boats over 😊

[@micah2936]

To catch tiger sharks I use the artificial human on a kayak lure.

[@moosemcguirk1640]

The shark was bigger than the boat. Seems like you’re looking for adventure and you got what you wanted. Glad you’re still alive!

[@mikeoglen6848]

He needs a bigger boat...

[@ГЕОРГИЙОРЛОВ-ы2р]

​@@mikeoglen6848ЕМУ БОЛЬШЕ МОЗГОВ НУЖНО...😅😅😅

[@paarkour83]

@@mikeoglen6848Alternative a bigger brain

[@fredflintstone6729]

half the length of the kayak at most lol

[@mikeoglen6848]

@@fredflintstone6729 that was a 20 Footer...

[@kevincrain7499]

Word of advise for all kayak enthusiasts . Never! ever! ever! buy a yellow kayak. According to naval research, it just so happens to be a sharks favorite color.

[@cerebralmaze]

If this is between November-ish and April/May, it's when the humpback whales come to Hawaii to give birth. Tiger sharks are naturally aggressive, but with the blood in the waters and the playful splashing of the the babies learning to breach, the Tiger Sharks (and many other sharks for that matter) get more aggressive and active during those times. Although not at alarming rates, there have been more and more Tiger Shark attacks on humans, in Hawaii waters, in recent years.The Hawaii waters are beautiful, but it's currents can be deceiving and it's inhabitants unpredictable. 🙏🙏

[@rationalcoder]

Man: "Actually gets eaten" Comments: "Just a curious little carnivore saying hi with an exploratory nibble. Definitely no aggression or anything. If he had hands he would have gone for a fist bump!"

[@Dragonize123]

"lead the shark gently away from you" said a random lady on the internet

[@jason3000tt]

lol...wild!!!!!1

[@waynejones4005]

No way 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kaimana7976]

😂😂I’m dead.

[@lukeo5935]

saw that too, not even just yesterday 🤣🤣🤣

[@onesolopolo4194]

When you’re floating on the surface they ambush you. Much like how big cats are when you turn your back. When you’re underwater and can see them they’re chill. I mean you literally saw video evidence of her doing so… 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@StevenBoudreau]

Shark thinking, crunchy on the outside, soft and gooey in the middle

[@_RazorSharp_]

😂😂😂

[@briananderson6142]

His paddles look like fins.

[@Sonjac-my2yz]

Oh that's Funny 😊😊😊😊

[@yolandatharpe8444]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@RobertChacon-so7sq]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@siryylfordt9026]

Going into the ocean with a Kayak is like hunting in bear territory with a stick as protection.

[@DonBenisTheGreat]

And this in Hawaii, where the most aggressive sharks are living 🙈

[@Jkh808]

Not really

[@Jkh808]

@@DonBenisTheGreatnope, that title belongs to Florida

[@brandonseyfried1251]

.....and wearing a hunting vest made out of seasoned pork chops.

[@Bradly16]

Not really, but go off sis

[@Апельсин-ка-ы4ъ]

С какой силой она атаковала. 😮.. Человеку повезло!!!

[@НатальяФрольченкова]

😮😮😮

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

The first time a title underplayed the actual event

[@Jmj9798vk]

👍

[@tomikoradford6713]

😂😂😂

[@Almah-oh3mt]

🙄😏😳🤭🗣️Kills Me When Folks Know, there Are Sharks Out There , &. Demons ..😀😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂💁🏽‍♀️🇵🇷

[@jjm4643]

Exactly!!

[@PastorIhaza]

Yep, made me jump😂

[@clemm1248]

This is the closest thing to Jaws IRL ive seen

[@Ant0-i9f]

SharkBait 5000

[@TheTalhahaye]

Most of them don’t end this well

[@vayyz-468]

​@@TheTalhahayeMore people die from Lightning strikes in a year than from Sharks

[@RiceKookaa]

watch sydney man getting eaten by great white from 1 or 2 years ago

[@justinpusch7888]

Should see the video of the guy killed in Egypt a few years ago. Dragged the shark though the water with the guys torso was out of the water yelling for help. I think he kept screaming papa

[@PeteThePancake-bh5ks]

Kayak: "Pardon me mr shark, but I haven't had a bite all week..." Shark: "So, I bit him..."

[@michaelspaniak3660]

I like how he goes from panicked to relaxed so quickly

[@51beak39]

😂

[@shinebabyshine.]

I know right. lol He was a little too chill for my liking

[@Lilysdaddy4ev]

Tiger shark has several new holes in him

[@DirtyJack80]

It was an exploratory bite, shark didn't taste food, it goes away usually.

[@mariocondello2353]

I didn't ram you, it tried to eat your kayak

[@RMR1]

That is the calmest reaction to a bona fide shark attack I've ever seen.

[@Nant1000]

это, скорее ,был шок. Потому уже были эмоции.

[@viciouspeach3222]

The kayak didn't tip due to the dude's massive balls holding it steady.

[@miiko7859]

Nah he wasnt calm at all. It's just that a woman wouldn't be able to get any words out as she'd scream for the next two hours

[@Indian_Kamala]

Think it thought his paddle was a fish.

[@RMR1]

@@Indian_Kamala Yeah, I thought that too. Or maybe the flipper of a turtle or something like that.

[@donpepeho4534]

All i hear is Troy from Swamp People yelling "he's biting the boat, come on big boy!"😂

[@akl4709]

That shark yelled: Fishing human!! Fishing human just kicked me

[@stormtrooper_420]

😭

[@phone_gal]

"this dumbass was eating my food, i had to ram him, no please guys im not just being aggressive i just rammed him for a bit, no plz guys its for the funny" -Anthony the Tiger Shark

[@yuinoxx]

lmao you got me

[@MIB_007_XD]

that is true!

[@Eugene_Ubogonov]

Бля, я своим смехом поди соседей разбудил XD

[@rpkett]

That’s one stable kayak. Great endorsement for whatever brand/model it is.

[@HappyHermitt]

The weight of all his gear stabilized it.

[@Corusame]

These floating food deliveries are so damn frustrating to get your food out of.

[@ikeramsey9009]

Shark: Looks like your Farman didn’t pick me up😂

[@Bronte866]

Did you see how FAST that shark moved in on that kayak??? Like a missile. That’s got to be one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen.

[@Lucthomas-c8f]

non excuse moi tu n'as jamais vu un missile attaquer : ça ce voit ! c'est beaucoup plus rapide... et les velociraptor sont bien plus rapide encore que les missiles ! CQFD !! mais ça, biensur, c'est difficile a croire pour des humains ignorants...

[@RaunchyLemon]

​@@Lucthomas-c8f You got so offended so quickly. You're a very weak person

[@eternalwheel]

​@@Lucthomas-c8fHow rude. Have some manners.

[@randysearle2702]

"she came in curiously to investigate me, and i put my hand on her head and gently directed her away. Tiger sharks are so gentle."

[@statikcitten9]

I think she's nuttier than squirrel 💩 and this dude too.

[@harrykoyl3784]

I'd like to see her commentary on this, and how she would "redirect?" 😮

[@randysearle2702]

@@harrykoyl3784 lmao right?

[@cececox6399]

That's true to a point, as long as you're underwater. Anything ON the water that looks like a similar sized competitor they'll attack to protect their territory. He wasn't just after an easy meal. He was trying to k!LL a competitor. He's VERY lucky. In these cases they usually come back. Over and OVER. Till you're dead or reach shore. And it's exceptionally easy to get knocked off a kayak in the repeated attacks. He's VERY lucky. I hope he went to church the following Sunday 🤣

[@shawniebmore6424]

😅😅😅I just seen that

[@dol7667]

No dude you did it wrong, you were supposed to “redirect” the tiger shark with your hand😂😂

[@sedef9502]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@lifeofdave1237]

😂😂 yup, just place your hand on its snout , just above those hundreds of sharp teeth 🤣

[@simbadurio444]

This is a very underrated comment 😂😂😂

[@henningkongstein994]

😂😂😂

[@staciek1503]

Ахаххаха, ору, я только что смотрела видео где девушка рассказывала как перенаправить тигровую акулу рукой 😂

[@maritzasylvia]

the paddle smacked the water... you called him with your smacking 😂😂😂

[@oustandingsitter6106]

Im not a marine biologist but that was definitely a shark

[@MrLamarbanks]

😂😂😂😂

[@jimboh.2654]

Indeen you're not, it was tiger shark

[@MAVA1686]

😂

[@adamwilkinson6721]

​@@jimboh.2654no less a shark

[@jimboh.2654]

@@adamwilkinson6721 shark with tiger head?

[@dhernandez3773]

I still don't understand what goes through a person's head that makes them think kayak fishing in the ocean is a good idea

[@fangan4770]

you can say the same about surfers

[@dhernandez3773]

@fangan4770 this too defies logical comprehension

[@fishwhistler758]

We wont miss having you out there trust me. 😂

[@lynnerodgers4461]

Truth!

[@TheDragon975]

​@@fishwhistler758and with that attitude, I think I would rather have that shark as a fishing buddy than you. I imagine that's how most people feel about you.

[@polehuggermusic]

My man sounded like he was eating a bag of Doritos suddenly a shark decided to eat his boat

[@julie4871]

That's what I thought, & the Shark heard the Chomping & Just wanted to know if he brought enough for All of Them ? 🤤

[@rominadachiele2430]

😂😂😂

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

That's soooooooo funny 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 or was it CCs 🤔 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

​@@julie4871sharing types 😅😅😅😅

[@FoXMaSteR001]

I once got attacked by a tiger shark when I was swimming, I canceled its jaws with my hands but he fought back so I used my feet to push it back, then I woke up

[@tomcranks]

"I LOVE doing that." - Tiger Shark

[@jacquir8331]

😂😂😂

[@sittingonthemoon2083]

😂😂😂😂

[@Justeez4free]

😂😂

[@edgarramirez9113]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@steved0603]

🤣🤣🤣

[@EndOfDays71]

I'm no shark psychology expert but a huge difference between "ram" you and attempting to detach a limb from you.

[@lyniereese1150]

he is asian. He doesn't fully understand english.

[@shelleyhathaway1755]

If the guy had been knocked into the water, it would have been very dangerous!

[@tedcation7940]

I'm no shark expert either, but I think that shark was doing an exploratory bite. There is no real danger anymore since the shark now knows what it is.

[@16MedicRN]

​@@tedcation7940yes! That's exactly what it was. Pretty cool, actually, and this doesn't sound like the first time, either.

[@TheMattC9999]

​@@tedcation7940no, that was either a predatory or territorial attack. Chances are it was a predatory attack, if it was territorial it most likely would have continued the attack until the threat was eliminated, however being a predatory attack when the shark realized this wasn't in fact something edible it broke of the attack and left the kayak alone. Exploratory bites are just that, a curious shark who doesn't know what something is testing it to see if it is edible, they are generally nowhere near as violent as this attack, and in some instances can almost be gentle, as far as a biting shark can be gentle. A shark that hits this hard and fast is no longer exploring, it has already made up its mind to go into a full blown attack. Guy is absolutely lucky it only bit plastic, otherwise this attack could have had an entirely different outcome.

[@odafeomo-emevor4444]

Rammed you? Bro, it attacked you!!

[@2trill4most]

Facts 💯

[@51beak39]

😂

[@educationberas]

💯 facts 😂

[@NOE-fp3me]

Fax 💯

[@hardcoreherbivore4730]

I’ve got a boat like that, I would not be that calm.

[@ragemachine8601]

My ears... " Tiger shark Randy!" My brain.. Tiger shark " Hi I am Randy, I came to eat you!"

[@cherylweaver8613]

I’d never go into the ocean in a small boat like that!! The guy came pretty close to being lunch for that shark.

[@Skin-deepInk]

Yeah but he didnt

[@tonydeboss3838]

​@@Skin-deepInk if you keep playing Russian roulette, you'll eventually lose your life

[@fredflintstone6729]

@@tonydeboss3838 i've kayaked and spearfished my entire life in Australia.. You watch too many movies

[@sarahjenkins7064]

New listing on Craigslist: almost new fishing kayak, slightly scratched with brown stain marks. Seller is motivated.

[@Ayva-v2u]

This is an underrated comment 😂.. "seller is motivated" lmao😂😂

[@JonBecker81]

Don’t smell the marks. They aren’t chocolate.

[@FatBoySmokey]

😂

[@ajrockinshockin2893]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤😂😂😂😂😂you're killing me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mikeyyg2000]

Ram? He tried getting the whole damn kayak in his mouth.😂

[@FigsofHiggs]

big man had ambitions😂

[@glamouriche5847]

😂😂😂

[@aaliyah6402]

😂😂hahha

[@crowcross1453]

That shark scared the guy Autistic for a couple of seconds . Ooooh fk! Tiger Shark! Tiger Shark Rammed me!

[@clavd8932]

Tiger Shark: that yellow fish just kicked tf outta me!

[@notquiteultralight1701]

Shark was like “I’ve gotta get my glasses prescription checked!”

[@karolruiz4995]

Y el hombre: Oh no! debo cambiar mi ropa interior!

[@HeartsOfDarkness]

“You’re going to need a bigger boat.” Chief Martin Brody On my next trip out, I would equip my kayak with depth charges.

[@dianacryer]

😆

[@nelsonx5326]

And cannon fired exploding tip harpoons.

[@B-TRU86]

That saying originated in blow

[@kristina4458]

​@@B-TRU86.... "You're going to need a bigger boat" originated from Jaws (1975).

[@tinamcmichael5902]

He was blessed not to have been thrown out of the boat!

[@KanjiasDev]

Tiger shark was like "if I ever see you stealing my food again..." 😅

[@bigstevoloti]

He sounded like a 4 year old telling his mom "tiger shark rammed me" like it was a bully.😂

[@nickhansley7372]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jachzohnson]

Lol with his reaction and that kick, I guarantee this is not his first tiger shark rodeo!

[@BobBob-cx9wm]

💅 💅 💅

[@bigstevoloti]

@@BobBob-cx9wm that tiger sweetened his tea lol

[@bigstevoloti]

@@jachzohnson imagine if the shark rammed him from behind and he jerked his head back like, (🧜‍♂️ tiger shark rammed me).

[@mingrui1862]

That wasnt a ramming, it was an attack to bite you

[@GirlScoutC00kiez420]

To bite and eat him.

[@jimboh.2654]

It was ram attack with bite

[@ZaneHayes]

These comments lmao 🤣

[@julieashworth7193]

Snack time for Mr Shark...

[@Msw_07kk]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bralucum]

"tiger shark rammed me" sounded like he ran to his mum, blaming his sibling

[@realmomgaming]

😂😂 right omg this is terrifying

[@chiccavaquita]

😂😂😂

[@deenad3562]

Like "Tigershark" is somebody's name.😂

[@JamaicanToast]

😂

[@billl1127]

Shark was thinking Damn that was one muscular walrus.

[@gaba8934]

I'm thinking it's a case of I rather have one and not need it than need one and not have it. I.E. a revolver...😅

[@olivierd5766]

He thought the kayak paddle was an animal, and you can see the attack perfectly.

[@jasonwessels4813]

I guess the Shark told you all of that,right 🤔

[@taaj4403]

@@jasonwessels4813you can clearly see how he attacked.. look up how sharks hunt and attack seals and it looks just like this!!

[@Day1killa]

@@jasonwessels4813u sound dumb u can clearly see him going for the paddle by the wash he rammed n bit

[@emo7499]

He yells like it was a car accident😂

[@baileygirl9462]

😂❤

[@mikeoxlong920]

Tiger shark ram me 💅💅💅💅🌈

[@thesoutherngossip4548]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@st8fromtheho0d18]

It probably felt like one!!

[@burgerbandit3646]

It basically was 😂. Dudes in a 80 pound kayak and just got rammed by a shark.

[@davidwimberly2315]

That goes to show you how fast these animals are, and they can come out of nowhere you’re in their territory

[@andyfamas]

Where else would they be?

[@jonathanreed4165]

​@@andyfamas 🧌 trolls just getting 🧌 trolls

[@skycloud4802]

Tiger Sharks usually look slow in the water as well. This one was freakishly quick.

[@zeo-193]

And there's some woman who *redirects* these tiger sharks 😂

[@RougeMaster]

That "Tiger Shark RRRAM ME " sounded Zzzzzesty 😂

[@toddbashem1430]

I dont want to jump to conclusions, but I think that tiger shark was a real jerk.

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

They all are. It's in their DNA.

[@dylanclay2741]

​@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206this is why you don't use a yellow kayack. To a shark it resembles a giant tuna

[@donrios3728]

He was more than a jerk he was a complete A Hole...😂

[@Swaggedoutshorty]

RIP Norm McDonald

[@Angelface11]

No not at all The guy was fishing so the shark wanted some food