Science is the best we have / Science Comedian Vince Ebert

[@f1alpaca]

This guy is a genius. Love him and his jokes. Hats off sir

[@stefverg797]

"Georg Ohm is the father of German résistance " 😂😂😂🇨🇵

[@farhanhyder7304]

Can you explain that

[@arlenehutchinson9259]

@@farhanhyder7304 Ohm's Law

[@dirkwiking9071]

@@arlenehutchinson9259 Aaahhhh....electrical resistance. Sometimes it takes time. Thx 😂

[@jaggercole8878]

You probably dont care but if you are stoned like me during the covid times you can watch all the new series on Instaflixxer. I've been streaming with my girlfriend for the last few months =)

[@remybrandon6522]

@Jagger Cole yup, I've been using Instaflixxer for years myself :)

[@anug14]

Omg. What else has KZbin been hiding from me

[@keerthanajaishankar1883]

i sweaaar

[@CameronEm]

this comment hurts good.

[@weigerto]

More of Germans..

[@sarahmichael270244]

you may listen toMichael Mittermeier another german comedian. he was the first german comedian, who went to the states to do some comedy in english

[@lakhdarzaid3327]

Intelligent jokes and good delivery , keep up

[@InHumanoXY]

I have a new favourite comedian. Love him.

[@TheCelestis]

Also ich bin Ebert Fan seit ich ihm mal persönlich zur langen Nacht der Wissenschaften im Max Planck Institut für chemische Physik in Dresden ein Glas Wasser bringen durfte und er sagte "thanks ach ne danke mein ich" jetzt zu sehen, dass er genau diesen geilen persönlichen Humor auf englisch in die Stand Up Szene trägt finde ich total Klasse. Hammer Gags, wir nehmen uns als Volk viel zu Ernst.

[@majamoxtlion5748]

Jedes Land nimmt sich viel zu ernst Also die unterdrückten natürlich nicht da nimmt sich nur ein Mensch viel zu ernst 👍

[@VorsichtStufe]

Chemische Physik, was es nicht alles gibt. Ich hatte damals physikalische Chemie.

[@HolyHeinz]

How manny Germans/German Speakers came here from the YT Shuffle-Algorithm? Greetings from Germany 🧡🧡🧡

[@erhardt1477]

Well... I live close to where he was born and raised ... So ... ich kannte ihn schon vorher 💪 (i knew him before hand)

[@mkoschier]

Good one indeed from Austria

[@HolyHeinz]

@@mkoschier NOT TO FORGET the important other German speking Countries and Regions; I edited my Post 🧡🧡🧡

[@mkoschier]

Holy Heinz stimmt

[@ick-625]

and German learners! Grüße aus Indien :)

[@captainnerd6452]

I like to do the “drunkards walk” through KZbin’s recommendations, following links to random videos that look interesting and off-beat, and I’m glad I stumbled across this guy, seems like I got some of the jokes the audience missed.

[@hotshitdamn]

I am very smart.

[@MrApvel]

@@hotshitdamn lies

[@uschistahl5565]

That´s great - a German Comedian talking English and an imprtant topic with all the superstition and beliefs around which cause suffering.

[@HolyHeinz]

Realy a Problem, specially in Germany... (I mean the superstition and beliefs)

[@vilhelmhammershoi3871]

you had me at Georg Ohm! LOL Simply Brilliant! thank you, Vince!

[@anarmasimli]

That uncle joke))) I could observe how I slowly perceive the meaning)))

[@paulschatz86]

😂

[@udornyc]

I love his science jokes, because I've studied (but not completed) applied physics in Germany, back in the 80's. Funny to find out that Vince lives in Frankfurt-Sachsenhausen, where I also lived for many years. For those familiar with Ffm... I once lived at Frankensteiner Platz, a building (similar to the Flatiron Building in NYC), right at the tip in the penthouse... The good ol' times! :) Literally just saw his videos in my suggested feed...

[@kiwwat4139]

We are all thinking it but he is speaking it out loud: Bavaria is the German Texas

[@redsunrises8571]

I'm still a bit lost on that one... Texas... Without guns?? What's the point of that?

[@kiwwat4139]

@@redsunrises8571 Bavaria is geographically in a similar position (southwest), one of the largest states and also very christian. The stereotype for both bavarians and texans is the more rural, conservative, old fashioned and christian person. Note: the stereotype.

[@bojanivanisevic1072]

@@kiwwat4139 Plus they don't really see themselves as part of the original country, they have their own identity separate from their original country.

[@kiwwat4139]

@@bojanivanisevic1072 Indeed, "Freistaat Bayern" thank you, I totally forgot about it (TBH, I try to forget about their CSU as much as possible...)

[@benjibitburger1399]

Australians are just British texans

[@Egbert1957]

... immer wieder gut es - nochmals - anzusehen und hören. Ich hatte den Eindruck, dass in anderen Spielorten unterschiedlicher gelacht wurde an selben/gleichen Stellen. Hier ist auch der Bühnenaufbau grandios. Mach zu: du kommst erst aus dem Kellerloch, wenn du dich bewährt hast. Hat er und dies mit Bravour.

[@arlenehutchinson9259]

Brilliant 🙌🏾 thank you KZbin algorithm

[@qqleq]

"They call him uncle" is the best joke there...

[@CountryHopper]

This is next level of comedy, may be one of the true Comedian

[@randomfjord1256]

KZbin recommendation did me good

[@adrienplazas554]

As a French who lived in Germany, I have doubts we share *that* much DNA. :p

[@davryd8053]

but that means also that we share DNA with angela merkel🤢

[@adrienplazas554]

@Cis Admiral Except in Lorraine, only Mosèle is German. But I get your point. :)

[@sarahmichael270244]

we all share 35% DNA with a cabbage

[@Ksubswithvideosisthatevenpossi]

Now thats a different comedy KZbin recommended. I like it!

[@jpbguia]

More in english please. Loved it

[@AfterAFashionASMR]

Please more videos in English! I love this guy!!

[@Filmab100]

Could be a fantastic Ted-Talk!

[@emilyhimbeerchen4550]

Das ist unfassbar gut 👍🏼

[@ericapelz260]

Proof of my German heritage, I have that sign over my cnc laser.

[@rogersheddy6414]

In answer to the question that he asked the priest, I would have said, " you may ask Him when you see Him."

[@Packless1]

...there are so many atheist scientists, that hell is air-conditioned yet for sure...! ;-)

[@rogersheddy6414]

@@Packless1 I can imagine their team-building exercise, in which the floor is made out of lava and there are only a few squares that everyone is allowed to stand on...

[@MoosePantz]

Superb!

[@tomjr207]

Amazing & hilarious....I am from India.

[@eschelar]

Always watch out for when your audience doesn't laugh, but claps instead.

[@jdlowen]

Funny... sounds like a TEDtalk

[@DoktorDart]

@Jesus DeLeon This is him from five years ago. kzbin.info/www/bejne/h3SbpKmHeN2VipY

[@vecvan]

Sexy Science, hahaha, wonderful

[@patrickholzer6415]

just wait till you see his scientific prove that scientists are sexy! Dunno if he translated that one to english yet though...

[@johannwu2307]

Smart comedy 👍

[@rpgmafia8363]

@Vince Ebert Könnten sie vieleicht die gesammte show auf KZbin hochladen bitte? auf der verlinkung verstehe ich nicht wie ich weiter komme zu der Show.

[@vecvan]

99.99% shared DNA still leaves ca. 500,000 bits of entropy, in other words, a quarter million of differentiating genes, or in other words: the number of different DNA combinations amounts to 1e500k = a 1 followed by ca half a million zeros. Of course most of those are closer to sea urchins, if they are viable for life at all. But we don't need math to know that, if a view into the TV gives the same picture ;)

[@Swayamsiddha01]

Quite a humour you have there. 😂. Nice. I like your thought process.

[@lostindixie]

"Even the French..."

[@Grimmiges_Ranarrkraut]

Yo. I went to school Karl-Ernst Gymnasium in his hometown. Can I have an autogram pls 😂

[@TheHornoxx]

Prima - even in English ;-)

[@Da_Osta]

6:29 This didn't Alter very gut

[@zdrastvutye]

1:37 ihr da ohm macht watt ihr volt Der Spruch mit der Toilettentür ist oscarreif 5:18 Den Spruch mit den Spritzen versteht man nur durch die Untertitel. Wenn man fragen darf: wie wurde die Avogadrosche Zahl ermittelt? Jemand der zählt, würde 4.5*10^17 Jahre brauchen siehe de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avogadro-Konstante

[@zouhireamarir4699]

i was watching bgt stand up comidien talking about the expanding of the universe so i typed scientific comedy and here im

[@DavidLee-vi8ds]

If lightning is an act of God why do churches have lightning conductors?

[@donaldthegreat5809]

what what faraday's law have to do with birds and heart attack?

[@magoilic1048]

Anyone else came here from the "Scientists as comedians" research paper in PUS?

[@johngordon9350]

Sounds like a comedian giving a TED talk.

[@ASHLIN98]

Notice his right hand ring finger...it has a huge bend...whoahhh...n yeah his comedy is is not hillarious...but i am enjoying it.

[@KaleemLmar]

Then they say Germans don't have a sense of humor. You just need a bit of brain (kinda a short in Trump times) to understand him.

[@MrRoztoc]

I am German and living in a town with a pop. of 10,000. And all the people share three surnames, but me.

[@MrRoztoc]

@Cis Admiral NRW.

[@yogioto]

Vince ich finde dein Umweltbewusstsein super, klasse, dass du dein altes Programm in USA recyclest :)

[@oimate6357]

German science is the best in the world

[@BatTCK]

Of course science is the best the Germans have. German science is the best in the world! (Doitsu no kagaku wa sekai ichi!)

[@VulpesChama]

The question about "What did God do before [...]" is extremely interesting. And this simply because of the believe that God is eternal and has existed since forever. With unlimited time before creating earth, there must have been something. So let's get deeper into this philosophical question and let me tell you about what I would assume about it based on what I would have done if I were God. (I know, sacrilege, but who cares anyway?) It would have begun with me creating the perfect world/universe. With absolute harmony. Kind of what you would do when playing a City-Simulator. You build a construct in which every bit fits perfectly and works with each other part perfectly. Mistakes are rooted out quickly and directly. But with all perfect things, this would have ended... boring. Be left alone after a while. And maybe forgotten, only to be recreated several times. This is until the fun begins. What we all do, when we play a City-Sim, and have done everything to make it perfect and have made it perfect. We look how we can destroy it. Cause damage. And this is where hell begins, at least for the creation. Creating the same perfect world over and over and over again maybe interesting for a while, but not for forever, so I'd try the opposite. Play evil, if you will. Create a world that functions, but in more cruel ways. And this will also happen again and again. But this, too, will end up like all Versions of the universe / Earth before it. Forgotten, bored. Left alone and removed. So I would do, what we can't do in most games. Not create a world, but kickstart a world and see how it goes. In the first version of this iteration the interference by me would still be there. But the further go, the more versions of Earth we had, the less I would interfere with it. Until I'd only become an observer. So if I were God, than this is by design the third base version of Earth. But there would have been literally endless versions of Earths before this one. But what makes the third base version unique, compared to the first and second is, that this version would only be destroyed by itself, and not by me. - So what is the point of all this? Well, the question is: Could it be that God is just a bored undying gamer?

[@Dankschon]

I'm a Christian and I believe that this is the case, not ironically.

[@osaabd390]

Can someone explain the Einstein toilet joke please?

[@Markovratonjic]

In a minute...

[@osaabd390]

@@Markovratonjic funny, unhelpful though!

[@ReeN1995]

@@osaabd390 He explained it lol. Let me explain. Ever needed to pee but somebody is on the toilette already and they tell you "Just a minute" and thats why it feels like longer than a minute. Hope you understand what i mean, I'm german and my english is not the best, sorry about that.

[@osaabd390]

@@ReeN1995 ok, so what i understood initially is correct. To be frank, I thought there is more to it that i am not getting. Thanx ReeN and Marko

[@ReeN1995]

@@osaabd390 Not really, its just a funny comparison between einsteins theory of relativity. It took me a minute to really get it tbh, i am not that smart lmao.

[@Leftyotism]

#beste xD

[@krvr989]

why does this look like Deutsche Gramaphone sealed content?

[@racheallange2056]

My husband is Bavarian,and I was born and raised in Kentucky ...Yep....country gal...Hell we met on Facebook in 2010 and married in 2012 ...Boy howdy do we have some funny stories to tell...Kentucky slang is different from the British English as he has learned...I do know some British words and slang ....but hell I still call a widow a winder...Yes living in Germany I try to speak better english ,but sometimes my old Kentucky ways of talking comes back...O___o

[@ReeN1995]

You can be proud of your accent, pretty sure your husband loves it too! I am German and it took me years to get rid of our heavy accent. But when i talk fast thats when the german comes out again

[@amberimmel1887]

Texan Democrats 😂🤣😂🤣👌

[@bananenmusli2769]

Wie gefühlt jeder Deutscher ist und alle Englisch schreiben

[@metalwellington]

funnybot

[@nareshuuu]

I am not American or German, can you guys tell me why everyone troll the french? I have seen many American, European movies where they troll french but they are super excited to visit Paris or follow their style or their food. What is the deal with this fascination and repulsion with the french?

[@berndheghmanns1437]

@Maxx Kroes Yeah we germans too:) but in the last 80 years turns out nobody wanna have a war with us, when we don't begun :)

[@dirkdriessen1133]

This French thing is not a joke in germany. Its only a english and american clichee. And americans and english are hating everybody

[@raphaelsanft5086]

Schaue nicht den Mittelfinger seiner rechten Hand an.

[@mayo4660]

Warum?

[@majamoxtlion5748]

Er muss Amis die grundlegenden Sachen des Lebens beibringen

[@patbenz4327]

Except that today science has become a religion.

[@C_Becker]

?

[@Twocat5side]

German comedians are an oxymoron

[@majorfallacy5926]

I remember him being funnier. This is a lot more Mario Barth-ish than i expected

[@anncabras3961]

As a German I dare to say das war nicht witzig

[@claudiaf.2236]

Totally wrong! It goes like this: Somebody sees a beer in the fridge and assumes: This beer came here accidentally. This is a scientist. Another person sees the beer and assumes that somebody has put it there intentionally - that’s the theologian! Now what is more creadible?

[@jakobklee2800]

This analogy seems legit on the first glance, but those 2 situations are nowhere near comparable.

[@lexpopalex]

Then the scientist sees his wife with the groceries the next day. When she puts the beer in the fridge, he changes his belief acordingly. Sadly the theologist never changes his belief, even if the scientist shows him how he build a fridge with an automated Beer brewing robot included.

[@mkoschier]

No science would assume that something is a by chance result that’s the typical believer nonsense, the science would presumably say I don’t know something the believers are so super unhappy with it that the make staff up and god comes into play

[@MrRoztoc]

I'm the guy just drinking the beer and say thank you. No science needing for that.

[@notamoron2246]

You've got it arse about, as usual for religious people.