[Vinesauce] Joel - Beam NG

Grandma goes for a drive.
Date streamed: 29 Aug , 2018
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[@gort7562]

2:19:24 Joel: "Ooh" Truck: "Ooh"

[@slane1212]

Undertaking comment

[@mylittlecorneroftheworld.5348]

Me: "oOH"

[@Mel0nCake404]

Ooh

[@GoofBallDutchie]

Ooh

[@japanramen7295]

Lmao

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

This game is like playing with toy cars as a kid - except you don't have to imagine the crashes.

[@isaaclongfellow8815]

Or the explosions.

[@blasted1546]

or a good pc

[@AJFX101]

Exactly!

[@tylerheinisch688]

CWINDOWSsystem32 i know, it’s great!

[@Mi_Fa_Volare]

Just like Garry's Mod is like... a sandbox.

[@RaposaCadela]

Gotta love Joel's microphone cutting out at 28:06 It's like he's saying "Cunt-load, take me home"

[@kitsune19990]

Nikita Vorotnikovs same lol

[@examname9477]

to da place IIIIIII beLO0NG

[@danielhetrick3435]

"Joel stop she's already dead!" *S H E ' S N O T D E A D E N O U G H*

[@BigBreakfast]

42:15 *sad beep*

[@emily99]

followed by *devastating car crash*

[@birdlisa58]

@@emily99 *car poped*

[@gagejohnathan9641]

@@emily99 followed by *joel wheezing and laughing, then saying oh no*

[@officialrhythmicthoughts]

that is the world's most pathetic beep and I love it

[@CoffieRaptorStudios]

EeHhHhH

[@7H3_0LD_0N3]

There is another game called Automation: The Car Company Tycoon Game. You can create your own car there and export it to BeamNG Drive. Once you export your car, you can drive it.

[@ItsNotFrey]

Joel would never understand that stuff. And even if he tried, the chat would be super misinforming to Joel.

[@colehouston9663]

ObliviousSmash that’s why it would be funny

[@7H3_0LD_0N3]

I just want to see him make stupid cars. Although, the chat could help him.

[@ducktales7315]

NO WAY

[@Coconut-219]

I would watch a Joel car tycoon. Best swedish quality machines. (I wonder how long that feature will still be around before it is magically broken by an update along with 25% of the other features.)

[@josh9098]

The car was rigged from the start.

[@thrainosaren5925]

What in the goddamm...

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

good ol swedish benny

[@profanegunman7586]

Nyehaeh there's the high roller

[@juzinpepsi]

I JUST CLOSED NEW VEGAS AND OPENED KZbin OMG

[@ishmaelnemo8227]

Ring a ding, baby.

[@lobster8086]

6:05 Joel's wheezing matches up with the car drifting

[@freedustin]

"I don't accept anyone on Steam." Joel, tough, but fair.

[@Edmar_Fecler]

Joel gets meaner every day

[@LeonStephan]

It's fine tho. There's a lot of people who want to add him just because "it's Joel" and think they can befriend him. He has his circle of friends already and no one wants to fill his friend list with people you'll never talk to who added you as some kind of trophy.

[@Clay3613]

Leo Stephan gets meaner everyday.

[@AlyphRat]

Gotta agree with Leo, I'm sick of some people adding me just because I got some kills in Counter Strike.

[@SparkstarScope]

Meh, I actually tried to get on his friend list once because he seems awesome to chat with and I just feel like we'd be good friends, but I can respect that. Joel isn't the most famous streamer on the planet but he must have a damn good 1k Steam notifications per day.

[@kv_28hx15b]

ahhh dont stop, keep injecting me that amazing content!

[@ItsNotFrey]

good reference.

[@Mick_92]

EVEN MOM

[@mattsmoo5378]

Inject me with those smilies

[@nohandleisavailable]

Emoticon toolbar or something?!

[@kv_28hx15b]

yea.

[@Katia_Managan]

2:01:05 Joel on his way to arrest G O D

[@lastbible]

*ohno*

[@Mothster11]

2:01:11 god screwing him up

[@BiggaMyMan]

Found your alt account, Mongolian

[@zizthefirst]

I fucking clicked on that without watching the whole vid and... *w h a t?????*

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

GOD IS COMING

[@kaizerdeath12]

13:15 Saving this one cause the commentary on just the little audio bit to grandma crashing is great

[@JebediahKermanXVIII]

18:00 that screech as the tire flies through the car and into the stratosphere is perfect

[@Kossine]

TL;DR: Joel roleplays as Paul Walker for 3 hours.

[@AlyphRat]

savage

[@TemmiePlays]

Heard Paul walker was on the radio! And the dashboard, and the steering wheel, and the windshield...

[@princenaimNFS]

@@TemmiePlays that's pretty dark

[@robertayala2152]

HA

[@inspector5122]

@@TemmiePlays He was a great cook. Though he was mostly burnt.

[@mylittlecorneroftheworld.5348]

16:04 I like how this one was so bad you didn't even hear the crash sound all you heard was her horn still going It's like she was simply parking at the grocery store

[@milzyywilzyy9922]

13:15 wow expert showcase of the doppler effect mr jobel

[@HelixAdamOxford]

Gfd:grandmas fucking dead

[@ashtonkimball5243]

1:24:38 "We got it" Rips a part of the bus off

[@CoffieRaptorStudios]

“Ohp-🐘”

[@Lightwolf234]

49:32 The voice he does just sends this little bit into fucking orbit faster then that one car.

[@0o0Zero0o0]

58:10 There are times when you already know chat blew up. This is one of those times.

[@crungushakooter]

29:29 You're actually driving better than 60% of the highway drivers I see daily

[@lemonboy2834]

17:52 ah yes, my favorite game, ‘could i theoretically survive this’

[@justina1909]

Baslar Skull Fracture: allow me to introduce myself

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

This entire fucking stream was beautiful. The whole thing with the buses was amazing and my sides were ACHING when he did 'The Magic School Bus' kamikaze. This is why I love you Joel.

[@TheDudeManBro]

30:55 I've never been so hype to die

[@eins2001]

Or for spaghetti

[@eins2001]

@Josef Swann My favorite kina spoghitti

[@ignaciocatalan6592]

19:05 ok let's try a flip 2:10:30 i have transversed the event horizon and now i'm a superdimensional being

[@cpi3267]

This should be a PSA for underage driving

[@Laughstation]

Drunk driving*

[@glockel4308]

dronkle

[@Wizardo5]

women driving psa don't get your panties in a twist tis a joke

[@cpi3267]

We all know Joel is 9 years old

[@snowyicicle1335]

*getting in a car

[@DeadwingDork]

e l a b o r a t i v e

[@bepitrumpet]

fancy meeting you here sir claw

[@circletrees2015]

I know its too years too late, but could you please elaborate?

[@mosaic6225]

odd coincidence seeing a new reply here today

[@blastwave4103]

The song at 1:37:58 is called Spring Soundscape by Quasars and Pulse 80, from the album Queens of Aerobics. It was also used in the game "Out Drive". kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2XdhXWlrKdkgMk

[@Shocked-]

At long last, my search is over. Bless your heart.

[@JLrosen133]

I've spent a year searching for this. You saved my life.

[@sonicbreaker6991]

the bpm is slower on this one why is that id like to know cause i like this one better honestly plus it sounds an auctive lower

[@wolvepotter5858]

I made a custom version that actually sounds like the one that’s in the stream kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3_WfJ-ggLt3aNk

[@loveace2430]

Thanks so much, Google wasn't helping.

[@chimerakuchar3972]

"I'm fine" *immediately crashes into a lightpole*

[@diegojimenez466]

Swedish man with dementia stars in initial D

[@a_common_weeb]

57:24 joel,what good idea? 57:37 bannana bus? 57:40 joel no 57:58 no

[@mandai2]

magic bass bus

[@kittyluvr]

yes

[@fink_rat]

*o h y e s*

[@theslimeassassin3287]

JOEL YES

[@datguynuma3730]

*RIDE ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS*

[@cbayer5012]

*Your Uber Has Arrived.*

[@theslimeassassin3287]

*Why take the bus when you can take grandma*

[@paulrus-keaton439]

This one needs a highlight video. No excuses.

[@michaelwilliams7140]

The whole thing is a highlight

[@theoryames146]

Just reupload the video and you got it

[@BreyD]

There's a channel that makes highlights, though it's been 3 years and I think you wouldn't care anore

[@noahbounds7475]

1:57:59 Imfao I think I felt my soul coming out of my body from laughing that damn hard

[@williamtran6800]

Same

[@BradBag]

"Oh boy, Joel is playing Beam NG. I wonder what he's going to do!" 50:12

[@ulime]

CRABY BUS

[@lt_dagg]

I want off mr Joel's crazy bus

[@PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS]

Go home Okuyasu, You're Dumb.

[@animedude34]

You heard em, out the window!

[@blackcat2333]

DON'T FORGET, YOU'RE HERE FOREVER

[@fink_rat]

You're not getting off now

[@cybercoltz9054]

"Getting off"

[@ItsJustAGuy]

The precision of the pool was fucking legendary, not only did he somehow remove one tire without damaging the rest of the car but it also caused the car to spin out and lose its other wheel, that pool was out for fear, not blood today

[@bugjams]

*Completely obliterates car* "Engine torque reduced." I mean... the game isn't technically _wrong..._

[@andrejadolar8364]

6:28, 11:23, 13:09, 28:48, 30:54, 36:29, 42:11, 1:15:56, 2:04:40, 2:08:10, 2:09:55, 2:55:45, 3:11:16

[@soski7200]

Joel: what is my knowledge on cars? Cars have 4 wheels and go back and forth. Joel didn’t even know that cars went left and right.

[@doburu4835]

Cultured pfp

[@soski7200]

@@doburu4835 absolutely agreed my brother-in-law carl

[@ansonx10]

3:04:26 "Please come over we'd love to have you" What kind of idiot would say something like that in chat? It was me btw.

[@GameDevYal]

Chat gets wronger every day.

[@Some_RandomYoutuber]

Joel gets more happy every day.

[@zenv9180]

WRONGER

[@tankandspank]

wronglier.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

rightn't

[@TommyTom21]

Slayer Undamaged Joel is peak happiness when he diesded

[@lauv1150]

*_INITIAL Drunk_*

[@shitpost-o-matic7469]

OMG yes-

[@becuz.]

_INITIAL Durr_

[@crystalalumina]

Initial Dick

[@Ladderthief1]

Joel, I don't know if you'll read this but I slept most of the day and I woke up in a very bad mood because of it. I felt lazy doing it but anemia is the main cause of it. When you started driving the Magic School Bus, I nearly lost my shit. Thank you Joel.

[@Eira_]

2:36:00 Salvador Dali painting

[@TemmiePlays]

The big sleep, to be precise

[@akimshelkov6335]

"Joel stop she's already dead." "Listen... *...She's not dead enough."*

[@mylittlecorneroftheworld.5348]

3:15 "hello, your yuber is here" Ah, epic.

[@mapeymaple]

The letter ü is pronounced like yu

[@J44h44]

57:58 cruising down on main street

[@pegg5404]

Grandma can survive that but can she survive getting ran over by a raindeer?

[@becuz.]

Maybe notn’t

[@nexus95]

1:20:50 *NOTHING STOPS THE SUPER BUS*

[@hanesyotplus5263]

I am curious about the song too

[@CowboyLuigi]

I need to know the song

[@jamesonc76]

@Sydical which one? i cant find it

[@jamesonc76]

nvm i found it its f zero x dream chaser

[@gagejohnathan9641]

NOTHIN' STOPS THE SQUATCH

[@TheGuy-ql9kq]

Beam N’Joel drive.

[@vinceo5296]

Joel. You never did Moon gravity in the city :'( Could have flown the bus!

[@forthematthew4453]

“Don’t quote me on that” -Joel

[@TheLalchi]

WHAT ? WHAT THE ONLY THINK THAT MAKES JOEL CRY EVERY TIME ? COME ON !

[@hfgfdcrdtred]

I also wanna know ;_;

[@eins2001]

Bad English makes him sad. So your comment makes him depressed.

[@TheLalchi]

oh no

[@flupurup3969]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHLVd5irqN-tjdU This was the video he played

[@balmaceda882]

Joel should play this again but with MODSSS!

[@uubrmanx]

Someone recently created an AE86 for the game too; complete with 11000 RPM.

[@colehouston9663]

UubrMan X that has the speed chimes he wants too lmao

[@shroomboy3705]

He needs to download that thing that compresses your vehicle into a cube

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

willy That's a default "vehicle" in the game, Joel just never noticed it. You can also reset a vehicle while it's in the crusher and stretch it apart like some medieval torture device. I just loaded it up in the game and did some unspeakable things to a poor Bruckell LeGran...

[@Serious_Face]

No, he'll hurt herbie

[@user-ur5eg3bl1q]

1:53:37 The power of *DORIFUTO* leaves you into a *GBJ!*

[@theslimeassassin3287]

*Simpleflips would like to know his location*

[@cozyin]

58:00 I already had that theme in my head when Joel said he had an idea.

[@Dat1ScrubLord]

"Doppler effect here listen *horn getting closer, leaves* *car smashes into bus stop* GRANDMA NO" ~Joel "our god" Vargskelethor

[@MrSkerpentine]

That hair in the beginning fanart is god damn *GORGEOUS*

[@OMIGHTY1]

I'm so glad he was able to rescue Ball from the Life Stream. RIP Car Bois

[@virtualriku5861]

"I'm Fine" 29:45

[@mateface1313]

Oh shit, you are right, grandma forgot to take her pills!

[@spoinkoza]

Top 10 quotes told before disaster

[@taofanarchy96-renzomaracas14]

I HAD A FUCKING GOOD LAUGH AT THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheRobloxianOfTheWorld]

18:34 “THIS IS WHAT FUN IS!” (crash)

[@Nevalster]

You mean 18:33

[@floofy_wolfe383]

When you cry over bbq shoes and raccoon eating grapes so you end the stream.

[@mateface1313]

Charming grandma simulator: the game

[@olzhas1one755]

"Honey, I scratched my car - can you fix it?"

[@mateface1313]

@@olzhas1one755 "nope, the mailman has come, i need time to wrestle with him" - Wife

[@AlyphRat]

Eastern European Driving Simulator 2002

[@Bread0917]

*GRANDMA IS FUCKIN’ DEAD*

[@samanthakoriiuu6704]

*G R A N D M A ‘ S F U C K I N G* *D E A D*

[@svinjamaria]

KSP: Ground Edition

[@DiannaFranzie]

15:09 so that's how Joel's grandma sounds like

[@Squishmallows563]

Ah yes

[@thethrashyone]

1:37:20 Huh, never realized what a minimal amount of effort it could take to put vaporwave _A E S T H E T I C_ in a video. That probably explains a lot about why there's so goddamn much of it on the Internet. Almost like bad Sonic fan characters.

[@JeyJey88-9]

Do you guys know that moment when you rewatch a old recommended Joel stream and you just think to yourself „Oh wow, this ones already this old?“. This is exactly what I’m feeling right now. I still was in Highschool when I watched this one for the first time

[@Redoux_]

42:13 Oh god

[@trashrabbit69]

"Swedish man pretends to be part of the MasterMilo crew, part 1"

[@Pep_Brew]

I wish Joel had played the DuckTales Moon Theme when he sent one of the cars into space.

[@theflannelfisherman8329]

My Drunk Swedish Car

[@becuz.]

My Summer Car(is drunk)

[@YumiJK42]

What makes Joel choke up every time??? You can't just leave me hanging like that at the end of the video!!!!!!

[@kroneyt1493]

Joel: Let's *_kansei dorifto_* Joel then proceeds to never commit to a scandinavian flick, and tries to (and fails to) drift down a completely straight road while still managing to hit the side of the road every few seconds.

[@TheGoldenGear]

2:35:30 when you hit a small tree in Grand Theft Auto.

[@molaremasse7034]

Wow, 5 Years old and still early access... Great, how happy he is that it's still updated. :D

[@Karmy.]

Oh my god yes, Joel playing my favorite game!!

[@nirybiry]

I love how Joel is clueless about everything in this game AND cars in general.

[@incendium2239]

i love the escalation of crash intensity. like he first starts out wrecking grandma’s car on a bus stop, then halfway through the stream he’s flying into the fucking shadow realm before slamming back into earth with the force of the sun

[@LazyCatIsFat]

13:14 to 13:18 had me in fucking tears

[@Youtub3rh4x0r]

"Guys, let's never go to Mars again, it's a silly place." -Unkel Jobel, 2018 C.E

[@AssistantCoreAQI]

You Mean.. The Year 2BEA?

[@yukikofujiwara2144]

A pink and blue german politzei cruiser with it's siren blaring and a license plate that says "KAWAIIII" going into low earth orbit with a V-speed rivalled only by space shuttle launches to the tune of "Cotton-Eye Joe" by Rednex is something I didn't realize I needed in my life, but here we are.

[@JoeCrafts123]

. 1:04:00 We Like To Party 1:08:06 1:20:29 *Dream Chaser* 1:36:45 an idea. 1:37:57 *[ A e s t h e t i c ]* 2:00:59 Joe 2:08:13 Floor .

[@Dasher_The_Viral]

"[ A e s t h e t i c ]" is called: "Spring Soundscape" by "Quasars & Pulse 80"

[@ArleThePoss]

I watched the VOD of this and it is one of my favorite streams now. God bless you, Joel.

[@TheRobloxianOfTheWorld]

shoutouts to carflips

[@lorddcw]

1:13:20 when you see the trash man.

[@thetamaximum1901]

1:01:20 i was almost expecting the Thomas the Tank Engine theme to start playing

[@acaalertor1945]

What song is this

[@FLYNN_TAGGART]

@@acaalertor1945 Vengaboys - We Like to Party

[@ZanaDi17]

Joel laughing like a maniacal 9 year old: The Stream

[@ereince]

Best gift for my birthday.

[@blem4103]

no grandmas were injured in the making of this video also kirby police 32:51

[@becuz.]

Why should I believe that

[@Kritical_Fail]

Now play Automation and make shit cars for beam ng

[@emetofreak]

ScreamMusik but imagine how much of the game he won't understand

[@Skitungen2]

The game tells you what's wrong with the car and how to fix it so I'm sure he'll be fine. I myself know very little about cars and shit about building cars but I've managed to build some amazing ripoffs of American V8s and smaller cars from the gas crisis, and with amazing I mean that they're really shitty, just like American cars have always been.

[@mehpersonguy0]

Two words: *Thanos car.* Sliphantom built and tested some ridiculous configs with the "thanos car" in Automation it was great, heh

[@nirybiry]

time to build a cardboard Neon and get Mesothelioma

[@abystrous]

Can't wait to see Joel make a 2nd Vanborghini that fixes every problem by adding throttle.

[@MrSocialdeviance]

Whisperings to complexwalks.

[@vappster]

Promulgations to regularflings.

[@Mick_92]

Salutations to inscrutablejumps.

[@TheXell]

Greetings to remarkabletumbles

[@milesbrown2261]

54:23-54:55 is my favorite part! The song just makes it so good!!!

[@zltoonslc2000rj]

The scene actually starts at 52:24.

[@omarz2145]

40:57 was surprisingly terrifying

[@kryla_]

"We'll do mods next stream." Famous last words

[@lego174]

"We're fine! Now its got instant drift action!" " *N Ö Ö D L E B É L Ö N E Y* "

[@Drake45100]

Grandma surely did not survive at 13:18

[@GruntyCrack]

"Oh jesus" *gets crushed*

[@waluigiwah6836]

31:36 “Spaghettied in the fucking car like, ᵃᵘᵘᵍᶜʰ“

[@rokcris7313]

28:46 joel enters the united states ilegally and fucking dies

[@Bigga_]

1:37:56 *I need a source on this ASAP*

[@blastwave4103]

But that's not the song.

[@zex5876]

Listen to synthwave if you want something similar

[@Bigga_]

@@zex5876 I already have in the past, and I still do. I just have been looking for this *one* in particular. 5 months, no luck.

[@gort7562]

"Hey guys I would like to know the name of this song" "Haha sorry dunno but here's a song nothing like it"

[@blastwave4103]

Never give up hope. Someone will find it. Someday. Sometime. On another note, has anyone messaged or tweeted at Joel about it yet?

[@ShoryYTP]

WAIT WHAT? JOEL KNOWS ABOUT FLATOUT? I LOVE YOU

[@KaspuKasper]

the best in finnish engineering - FLATOUT (also nokia)

[@EQUAL2]

i thought it was staart

[@Blood-PawWerewolf]

Then he needs to play Wreckfest.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Holy fuck Flatout 2 is amazing