The Scooby-Doo Bit - Jerma Streams BeamNG.drive (Long Edit)

[@FerretNoir]

Reminder that canonically, the gang eventually defeats the evil spirit causing monsters to appear in the world, resetting the universe with some differences. This occurs an infinite amount of times, thus leading to an infinite amount of Scooby-Doo timelines occurring simultaneously. So, theoretically, there MUST be a timeline where the gang is controlled by a 5'3" laughing manic who can't drive.

[@zacharyjune7510]

hacker

[@TuckyBlue]

This talking about the mystery inc series?

[@pochitaa9788]

wait how was this comment made 5 days ago

[@bigmango202]

@@pochitaa9788 he's from the different timeline that merged with ours

[@aychill7357]

@@bigmango202 the same timeline where the gang REALLY is controlled by a 5'3" laughing maniac who can't drive!

[@greenpinapple820]

Fred screaming, "It's too dark!", before we hear the tires screeching and the car smashing would honestly be the best way to end a scooby doo series.

[@campbell1232]

please, jerma would be daphne

[@fingersniff5520]

As Fred wheeze giggles to himself before smashing into a wall

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Not sure about that. Imagine being a 9 year old and seeing your favorite character dying in a car crash forever.

[@joj5150]

​@@Thomas_Angelothanks tom

[@TheRealSusieDeltarune]

Insert obligatory Velma Show joke

[@ghostyboi9186]

"im handbreaking its not working" he says not realizing his problem is that he's ONLY hand breaking

[@SomeNewGuy]

30:26 the very idea of the murderer Jigsaw getting genuinely concerned and asking if one of his victims is alright slays me

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

It's that whimpering shock that gets me because like...isn't the bus crashing the point of the death game.....

[@pervasivedoubt150]

Yes slay

[@joj5150]

calling Jigsaw a murderer is like understatement of the century

[@turntechFreakhead]

it reminds me of those stanzi vids

[@PinnePon]

Kramer or Hoffman

[@DirtyyJerz]

"this is like dad's cigarette car" new level of jerma's psyche unlocked

[@yahkimicki236]

+2

[@kraktJOE]

the fact that jerma thinks breakcore sampling is just cereal mascots and random sounds is doubly hilarious because he's half right lol

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

Theeeeey're g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-great

[@TDGCmote]

all i need is milk, grain, and think breaks

[@wolfyxqy9172]

S-s-silly ra-rabbit Tr-tr-tr-trix a-a-are for k-kids!

[@beljihnwahfl9903]

He said "I'd buy that for a dollar" which is LITERALLY in one of The Quick Brown Fox's more popular tracks "Big Money"

[@shanecarey9554]

Jerma: "When I play racing games, I never use the actual brake, I only use the handbrake" Also Jerma: "Why can't I go around this corner?! It's not possible!"

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Shows the turn with a giant *"25 MPH"* Jerma taking it at 40: this car sucks

[@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676]

To be fair though it’s usually all you need

[@frankcasella423]

@@Patrick.Weightman he just doesn't understand that if you handbrake the wheels lock so you can't turn

[@robotman5105]

You don’t even need to handbrake to turn you just gotta stop holding accelerate when you turn

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma the sort of guy to take corners in third

[@bigbeefscorcho]

The “sentient bus” routine somehow hit my uncanny valley, especially with that first creepy robot voice, I started to feel uneasy imagining a real sentient bus with that voice haha

[@finthetrashcan]

the maniac is very good at unsettling us

[@Batsquid_]

Reminded me of SOMA

[@delirious323]

honestly same

[@scrubbytheslime7703]

Looking at his neck wires bit combined with this leads me to believe Jerma could get someone sent to the psych ward if he wanted.

[@snippy4377]

@@Batsquid_ eternity among the stars

[@miqwerty]

1:33:35 My favorite part about the bus bit is that you can clearly hear Shaggy say "let's get out of here," before they fucking slam into the back of it

[@IAmCaligvla]

50:28 Jerma finally realized his Twitch audience is composed of mostly undiagnosed or unmedicated ADHD kids.

[@avelogtvlog5420]

1:31:40 IT'S TOO DARK (folds mystery machine around a tree)

[@anyalaASMR]

Audibly laughed +2

[@monocandy]

Jinkies

[@tsantmm]

This mf is actually terrifyingly good at acting/voice acting. You genuinely cant tell when hes doing a bit by his voice. He can say the most outlandish insane things in a perfectly normal cadence.

[@eb6510]

The Scooby-Doo bit actually made me cry laughing when I saw it live. I got lightheaded and almost passed out. Maybe *I* am the psycho who laughs at car accidents

[@cheyannei5983]

The first time I saw Jerma's Exanima video, I blacked out from laughing so hard around the 5 minute mark, I think? And when I came to, the video was over

[@bmprimer7809]

he's in your head run run run run run run run run run run

[@juhnegg1041]

Jerma has formed another parasitic bond and is feasting upon your neurons and synapses for protein and nutrient

[@Seft2_]

"Scooby can't stop!"

[@feline_warrior1067]

I like that break core is his version of being Baby Driver. Except instead of doing sick maneuvers to the music, he just has music for his comedy routine

[@Profile__1]

He's Man Driver, and the music he listens to makes him several times worse at whatever he tries to do.

[@5crwd]

Man sized driver

[@ChalkyMuffin969]

I don't think I've ever cried of laughter as hard as when Jerma played the "You're breaking the car" video.

[@DragonExtinction88]

TRIPLE CAUTION, TRIPLE CAUTION

[@TheyTookBewwi]

SAMIR IM BEGGING YOU

[@mellowmelly9258]

LISTEN TO MY CALLS!!!

[@LemonCorgi07]

medium left, medium left, *MEDIUM LEEEFT*

[@bajenbilly]

shaddap

[@Biodeamon]

fun fact: AI cars will have to decide whether to prioritize the life of pedestrians or the life of the driver so every time you get into a car you're basically subjecting a robot to jigsaw sequence make your choice

[@scrubbytheslime7703]

Imagine a self driving car mowing down countless pedestrians because an acorn hit it just right =(

[@lancehalo7256]

The Jerma laughing at car accidents compilation grew ten sizes that day

[@aychill7357]

That intro is absolutely pristine. I genuinely can't believe jerma is real.

[@monsterfukk7737]

I love how he's like "Alright here we go with the same joke we've been doing all stream" like he's totally over it and then immediately he's crying with laughter as soon as he crashes

[@deecomposerr]

28:50 this is easily one of jermas most upsetting bits, I love it

[@humanharddrive1]

i felt so sad for the bus😢

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I’m a bluegrass freak so when someone told Jerma to put the banjo music on 2x speed I started hootin and hollerin, I love some lightnin fast pickin!!! Yeeeeehaw!

[@AshWont]

Bluegrass is country metal music

[@Patrick.Weightman]

@@AshWont Also the vegans of country music; they always have to let you know they like bluegrass. And I say that as someone who was at a bluegrass festival literally 3 hours ago.

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

Maybe life isn’t so bad?

[@allot5530]

So do the cows turn blue if you feed them it

[@zeallust8542]

@@Patrick.Weightman Literally never had anybody irl tell me they listen to bluegrass, and I live in the country.

[@KainCastway]

1:24:42 Did anyone else notice the tire rim literally soar across the screen as he laughed like a lunatic? It nearly killed me.

[@pitnorman]

Glad you dodged it dude

[@thefrub]

59:59 I love how he is genuinely in pain listening to the onion ring song. The man fights through the cringe for our amusement, what a saint, what a godly man

[@stevechan9898]

OK, from the tutorial it is obvious jerma has never driven an actual car before. Normal cars don't like hand break turn around corners and you don't accelerate into the start of a turn. It's like watching a child drive

[@ZeRallyCatto]

He claims the only way he slows down in racing games is with the parking brake, that is just insanity. Watching him drive RWD without ESC is quite the experience too "you cant drive this car."

[@blturn]

1:33:31 The canon reason why Shaggy isn't allowed to drive.

[@ryansch682]

holy shit I can't handle the thought of Fred and Shaggy dead after the Mystery Machine crashes and it holds on a still of the crashed car while the theme plays

[@TheOnePrinceMeatball]

21:05 the way he starts tailing the car who honked at him is terrifying

[@BierBart12]

It's like he did it by pure instinct, regaining sapience as soon as he runs him over

[@matthewbradshaw9737]

It’s funny that the truck that is apparently “wreaking havoc” is just driving down the highway, meanwhile this psycho is repeatedly crashing and flipping his car for a bit

[@kiiyll]

I can't believe he gaslit chat into forgetting about the first time he played this game, where he killed a GIANT ENEMY SPIDER and then ATE it. What a PSYCHO.

[@PolarGarlic]

So?

[@TRAMP-oline]

@@PolarGarlic get off the internet

[@LittleWeevil]

That was a different game.

[@SuperScoops]

Similar but no. The iconic moment came from a demo for "Next Car Game" which ended up developing into Wreckfest.

[@robinrai4973]

Different game

[@alexdonger5816]

The fact that this 57 year old has a bakery on retainer just so he can do these "eating an inanimate object" gags is simply hilarious.

[@alexdonger5816]

And slightly psychotic

[@RealLenny]

It was a bit disappointing. I wanted to see him eat a nitrite glove and die of intestinal blockage

[@AnnoyingOrange420]

1:33:35 “Ghosts! let’s get out of here!” *crashes into a bus*

[@rapacides]

the most impressive part about jerma editors is how they find the most obscure yet relevant cold open bits

[@X17Z123]

19:35 "Is it still driveable?" he says after the entire front half of the car is ejected into a wall.

[@itskenjibtw]

the jigsaw bit is one of the best bits he's done

[@asdfzxcv12345]

How does Jerma consistently manage to find the absolute worst breacore ever conceived by mankind ever every single time he decides to play some?? It’s like a talent

[@bigbeefscorcho]

The Jerma breakcore was pretty sick though, especially the “We’re the Rats” part!

[@user-ci6oo1uv2k]

@@bigbeefscorcho michael jermaWalk jermaWalk its your birthday today jermaWalk jermaWalk

[@bigbeefscorcho]

@@user-ci6oo1uv2k I actually took a snippet of that segment and made it my ringtone lol anytime I get a call my phone starts screaming Jerma Breakcore. What a world we live in, it’s beautiful

[@Samwow]

@@bigbeefscorcho im glad you liked my fart song that much

[@stanharold7641]

All breakcore is the worst breakcore conceived by man that's how

[@Infestedhobo1]

Jerma describing the bus gaining sentience and only knowing how to move forward is shockingly similar to Shin Godzilla

[@coolboyyo654]

"it's not possible to go 50" he says going like 65

[@crumb5756]

Any time Jerma manages to pull the Saw bit off the shelf, I'm fucking THERE!

[@Lawlsomedude]

the entire beamNG stream was worth it for 1:33:28 alone

[@Patrick.Weightman]

The funniest part about the Fortnite bet is Jeremy literally has no basis for it or literally anything to support this notion, yet adamantly stands by it and is baffled as to why it hasn't happened yet

[@Ricksdetrix]

30:24 The idea of jigsaw being like "ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?" when one of the people he's torturing gets hurt cracks me up

[@gorp3549]

It's a testament to how good the Scooby-Doo bit is when his Breakcore Breakdown is easily overshadowed.

[@nameistaken]

As a trucker, hearing Jerma talk about how amazing I must be at driving was very nice to hear. The honest truth is that it's not that hard

[@jamishmcquo7590]

35:50 "IF THIS THING GOES UNDER 50 MILES AN HOUR WERE ALL DEAD"

[@justdirt]

The breakcore bits almost made me pass out from laughter when I saw it live. Him getting mad cause the music was distracting, but being too committed to the bit to stop... I literally got light headed and had to walk away several times when I watched it live

[@sonichujfs2393]

Jerma not eating the whole shoe or the glove makes me feel extremely scammed

[@surkey5055]

Jerma saying he uses handbrake only and then getting made at constantly spinning out, he doesnt understand physics

[@user-hu6ut9gx8j]

1:06:55 you CANNOT convince me that isn’t Patrick Bateman

[@graces108]

"What happened to daphne" was the funniest thing i have ever witnessed

[@eternalbrogamer]

In the beginning he is absolutely right about new people. I started watching Jerma stuff yesterday and it feels like the strangest fever dream to watch these videos

[@user-gk5vw4in8w]

Can't believe he made me feel sad for a bus, must be some evil mind control magic.

[@RedRumOnE]

Drive on back to bus hell, you bus!

[@SpikeTheLucario]

I don't know why, but I just imagined Jerma doing his Saw bit during a Mario Kart stream with custom items and the thought of it makes me laugh.

[@kevinhearty]

I can’t believe he did a whole OJ simpson bit… what an absolute maniac

[@kanoodarchive]

my phone is at 20% and i have no charger, glad to spend the last of my battery watching jerma laugh at car accidents

[@goth-ihop]

breakcore sounds like auditory z-fighting

[@Galaxa3396]

Jerma: the type of man to eat a cake, see himself on stream, think its egg and try to pull it out

[@jamesmccomb9525]

1:23:16 Whoever said next game at this part, I'm going to come to their house and butcher them.

[@dantethewanderer4989]

Based

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

SCOOBY DOOBY DOO HE’S COMING AFTER YOU 😳

[@MetalMercutio]

“Scooby can’t stop!”

[@nomorenames7323]

Came back to this after the disaster of Velma. Glad that the original Scooby Doo still holds up. I didn’t remember this many violent crashes, though, to be honest.

[@joemama3555]

Watching him try to drive this shit is like watching those mobile game ads where theyre bad on purpose but even more infuriating

[@HappyLarry.]

Jerma talking about how good of a driver he is while also complaining he doesn't understand these game so he can't comprehend the concept of slowly accelerating and breaking is very Jerma

[@kosho2994]

I dunno, there's something about a Jigsaw that just cannot keep it together and just starts cracking up mid-speech that's hilarious to me.

[@alwaysoki8882]

A deranged man parades around the lifeless corpse of THE Hamburger Helper as he slowly nibbles away at the drained husk.

[@EmmaAppl]

The glove progressively becoming droopy and deflated as our lunatic raves about leather and shoe consumption,,, I don’t know how he does it

[@knatspray]

The Glove eating, the Sentient Bus bit, the breakcore, the mistaken screaming, the “breaking the car” bit, the Scooby Doo tangent… this will always be one of Jerma’s best streams

[@graces108]

I love watching jerma play car games because they make him so happy

[@coolboyyo654]

Breakcore Cop is the greatest bit

[@PippityPip]

Jerma keeps saying he can’t drift but the man keeps using the fucking parking break

[@ZeRallyCatto]

And he has absolutely no idea how rwd works

[@thewingedporpoise]

well the handbrake is how you should drift a little, right? it's just also that drifting is usually the stupidest thing you could do in any of these scenarios, since you'd probably want to turn the corner quickly

[@mapeymaple]

jerma has perfect pitch at 1:15:32 he sings the exact same pitch the song is in

[@firefistx7477]

To drift in any ohysics based car game. You gotta start the drift way earlier then u think. Your car has time to shift weight and your tires have time to account for the new distribution of weight and power

[@BassAsLeaders]

45:00 I freaking died this whole bit is so unhinged, the camera, the music, the crashing... Lmfao

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

I honestly don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a Jerma bit than the Scooby-Doo one

[@jackhazardous4008]

Freddy and the Gang exchange insurance information

[@ixxie999]

36:36... when he gets mad at the video game for doing exactly what he told it to... so relatable funny moment =~=

[@babumiek7232]

I'm so pissed at him not using normal brakes.

[@notsafe2472]

2012-15 jerma would have made such a good 9 minute video with this game lmao, this is even better but i totally got that vibe from some parts

[@MistaSkilla692]

This stream ending was historic for me and catching it live was an unreal experience

[@dropthatshi]

6:30 6 years ahead of schedule :(

[@Freak532]

I like how he clears his throat like he’s the one singing the song

[@giershel6540]

Gonna be laughing when jerma has to eat another glove in 2030

[@abe881]

You know it'll be a good stream when the streamer spends the first ten minutes eating a glove on camera

[@carnifex423]

5:24 this noise sent my sides into orbit and they have not since come down jerma what the fuck was that

[@mmmmm54321]

biblically accurate swallowing sound

[@petergriffinatethegenevaco8777]

Why is Jerma's idea of breakcore just Tony the Tiger and Cocoa Puffs? This man needs to be stopped

[@othergeorgea]

@28:01 describes an actual quest in cyberpunk

[@dremovremen1764]

1:24:00 dwarf citizen dying sound

[@toodths]

its currently 2 am and a new skye video just dropped. The choice between watching and sleeping is as hard as the trolley problem, the biggest conundrum of my life.

[@cactuss33ds]

trolley problem is easy just drift on the track 4Head

[@toodths]

@@cactuss33ds i never leave the house luckily so i will never be put in a situation where i can even control a trolleys course. Problem solved :)

[@kelza_]

Was watching this high as a kite, the jigsaw bit where he goes “Steve I can’t come pick you up, you’re gonna have to call an Uber” made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video to calm down.

[@buchanator]

the parts with 2x speed in place of doing a cut were a great call

[@cheyannei5983]

It's nice for my ADHD to have all the quiet moments cut out, thanks Skye!~

[@tekenertehee]

There is no way you can get copyright claimed for Schubert - Ave Maria. Who's going to file the Claim? Schubert's 3.rd generation grandson?

[@thewingedporpoise]

the performance is what's copyrighted not the song, they are separate things. Which is also why Weird Al recreates the music for all his parody songs, it's more legally defensible

[@foundmedia]

holy shit, the intro bit. i live and grew up in the part of minnesota where that scooby doo van was. you'd see it all the time. when i heard payne-phalen and saw the fox 9 news logo i was like WAIT... i never saw the news story of it being stolen lol

[@jcrosenkreuz5213]

What's new scooby doo They're driving after you You're gonna wrap around a tree

[@dymaxion3988]

I like breakcore, but mostly when it’s light on the samples. When it’s too much, it’s too much, but when it gives the drums some breathing room, I find it focusing/centering in the way speeding down the highway is.

[@phenioxerz8237]

1:24:40 he is going to murder the dude he's chasing

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I watched the full VOD of this stream a couple days ago, but these edits give the content a whole new flavor so I gotta watch it again! Love ya Skye, killer work as always 🤝

[@nopenopington2880]

just what I needed to cheer me up for my first day of Covid. Thank you for the wonderful timing!

[@carnivcore]

i wish you luck and a quick recovery my friend

[@Skyraider119]

Give it time, the covid pandemic gets old quick. Since you're over a year in the past, just a fair warning covid is still happening now as of may 31st 2022

[@James-tj7qg]

when i first watched this stream i laughed so hard and so much that i was drenched in sweat by the end of it. DRENCHED.

[@coldirty]

36:09 its like a chain of sacrifice sent from the gods just like in hell raiser hahahah

[@jermajeremy2784]

Rare sight skye didnt edit ancient stream, its too derange to miss out. Love the edits brother

[@Pactastic042]

Jerma retires by 2030 😭

[@Agent_4547]

He’s 57, cut him some slack.

[@GreatestOfAllTime96]

he'll be in his mid 40s in 2030 but I hope he's still doing some kind of entertainment by then even if it's not streaming anymore

[@melody_BP]

bad news guys