The Scooby-Doo Bit - Jerma Streams BeamNG.drive (Long Edit)

[@FerretNoir]

Reminder that canonically, the gang eventually defeats the evil spirit causing monsters to appear in the world, resetting the universe with some differences. This occurs an infinite amount of times, thus leading to an infinite amount of Scooby-Doo timelines occurring simultaneously. So, theoretically, there MUST be a timeline where the gang is controlled by a 5'3" laughing manic who can't drive.

[@zacharyjune7510]

hacker

[@TuckyBlue]

This talking about the mystery inc series?

[@pochitaa9788]

wait how was this comment made 5 days ago

[@bigmango202]

@@pochitaa9788 he's from the different timeline that merged with ours

[@aychill7357]

@@bigmango202 the same timeline where the gang REALLY is controlled by a 5'3" laughing maniac who can't drive!

[@greenpinapple820]

Fred screaming, "It's too dark!", before we hear the tires screeching and the car smashing would honestly be the best way to end a scooby doo series.

[@campbell1232]

please, jerma would be daphne

[@fingersniff5520]

As Fred wheeze giggles to himself before smashing into a wall

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Not sure about that. Imagine being a 9 year old and seeing your favorite character dying in a car crash forever.

[@joj5150]

​@@Thomas_Angelothanks tom

[@susrock1152]

Insert obligatory Velma Show joke

[@SomeNewGuy]

30:26 the very idea of the murderer Jigsaw getting genuinely concerned and asking if one of his victims is alright slays me

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

It's that whimpering shock that gets me because like...isn't the bus crashing the point of the death game.....

[@pervasivedoubt150]

Yes slay

[@joj5150]

calling Jigsaw a murderer is like understatement of the century

[@turntechFreakhead]

it reminds me of those stanzi vids

[@PinnePon]

Kramer or Hoffman

[@shanecarey9554]

Jerma: "When I play racing games, I never use the actual brake, I only use the handbrake" Also Jerma: "Why can't I go around this corner?! It's not possible!"

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Shows the turn with a giant *"25 MPH"* Jerma taking it at 40: this car sucks

[@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676]

To be fair though it’s usually all you need

[@frankcasella423]

@@Patrick.Weightman he just doesn't understand that if you handbrake the wheels lock so you can't turn

[@robotman5105]

You don’t even need to handbrake to turn you just gotta stop holding accelerate when you turn

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma the sort of guy to take corners in third

[@kraktjoetv]

the fact that jerma thinks breakcore sampling is just cereal mascots and random sounds is doubly hilarious because he's half right lol

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

Theeeeey're g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-great

[@TDGCmote]

all i need is milk, grain, and think breaks

[@wolfyxqy9172]

S-s-silly ra-rabbit Tr-tr-tr-trix a-a-are for k-kids!

[@miqwerty]

1:33:35 My favorite part about the bus bit is that you can clearly hear Shaggy say "let's get out of here," before they fucking slam into the back of it

[@bigbeefscorcho]

The “sentient bus” routine somehow hit my uncanny valley, especially with that first creepy robot voice, I started to feel uneasy imagining a real sentient bus with that voice haha

[@finthetrashcan]

the maniac is very good at unsettling us

[@Batsquid_]

Reminded me of SOMA

[@delirious323]

honestly same

[@scrubbytheslime7703]

Looking at his neck wires bit combined with this leads me to believe Jerma could get someone sent to the psych ward if he wanted.

[@avelogtvlog5420]

1:31:40 IT'S TOO DARK (folds mystery machine around a tree)

[@anyalaASMR]

Audibly laughed +2

[@monocandy]

Jinkies

[@lancehalo7256]

The Jerma laughing at car accidents compilation grew ten sizes that day

[@eb6510]

The Scooby-Doo bit actually made me cry laughing when I saw it live. I got lightheaded and almost passed out. Maybe *I* am the psycho who laughs at car accidents

[@cheyannei5983]

The first time I saw Jerma's Exanima video, I blacked out from laughing so hard around the 5 minute mark, I think? And when I came to, the video was over

[@bmprimer7809]

he's in your head run run run run run run run run run run

[@juhnegg1041]

Jerma has formed another parasitic bond and is feasting upon your neurons and synapses for protein and nutrient

[@Seft2_]

"Scooby can't stop!"

[@ChalkyMuffin969]

I don't think I've ever cried of laughter as hard as when Jerma played the "You're breaking the car" video.

[@DragonExtinction88]

TRIPLE CAUTION, TRIPLE CAUTION

[@TheyTookBewwi]

SAMIR IM BEGGING YOU

[@mellowmelly9258]

LISTEN TO MY CALLS!!!

[@LemonCorgi07]

medium left, medium left, *MEDIUM LEEEFT*

[@bajenbilly]

shaddap

[@aychill7357]

That intro is absolutely pristine. I genuinely can't believe jerma is real.

[@feline_warrior1067]

I like that break core is his version of being Baby Driver. Except instead of doing sick maneuvers to the music, he just has music for his comedy routine

[@Profile__1]

He's Man Driver, and the music he listens to makes him several times worse at whatever he tries to do.

[@5crwd]

Man sized driver

[@Biodeamon]

fun fact: AI cars will have to decide whether to prioritize the life of pedestrians or the life of the driver so every time you get into a car you're basically subjecting a robot to jigsaw sequence make your choice

[@scrubbytheslime7703]

Imagine a self driving car mowing down countless pedestrians because an acorn hit it just right =(

[@IAmCaligvla]

50:28 Jerma finally realized his Twitch audience is composed of mostly undiagnosed or unmedicated ADHD kids.

[@ghostyboi9186]

"im handbreaking its not working" he says not realizing his problem is that he's ONLY hand breaking

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I’m a bluegrass freak so when someone told Jerma to put the banjo music on 2x speed I started hootin and hollerin, I love some lightnin fast pickin!!! Yeeeeehaw!

[@AshWont]

Bluegrass is country metal music

[@Patrick.Weightman]

@@AshWont Also the vegans of country music; they always have to let you know they like bluegrass. And I say that as someone who was at a bluegrass festival literally 3 hours ago.

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

Maybe life isn’t so bad?

[@allot5530]

So do the cows turn blue if you feed them it

[@zeallust8542]

@@Patrick.Weightman Literally never had anybody irl tell me they listen to bluegrass, and I live in the country.

[@monsterfukk7737]

I love how he's like "Alright here we go with the same joke we've been doing all stream" like he's totally over it and then immediately he's crying with laughter as soon as he crashes

[@deecomposerr]

28:50 this is easily one of jermas most upsetting bits, I love it

[@humanharddrive1]

i felt so sad for the bus😢

[@kiiyll]

I can't believe he gaslit chat into forgetting about the first time he played this game, where he killed a GIANT ENEMY SPIDER and then ATE it. What a PSYCHO.

[@PolarGarlic]

So?

[@TRAMP-oline]

@@PolarGarlic get off the internet

[@LittleWeevil]

That was a different game.

[@SuperScoops]

Similar but no. The iconic moment came from a demo for "Next Car Game" which ended up developing into Wreckfest.

[@robinrai4973]

Different game

[@alexdonger5816]

The fact that this 57 year old has a bakery on retainer just so he can do these "eating an inanimate object" gags is simply hilarious.

[@alexdonger5816]

And slightly psychotic

[@RealLenny]

It was a bit disappointing. I wanted to see him eat a nitrite glove and die of intestinal blockage

[@TheOnePrinceMeatball]

21:05 the way he starts tailing the car who honked at him is terrifying

[@BierBart12]

It's like he did it by pure instinct, regaining sapience as soon as he runs him over

[@asdfzxcv12345]

How does Jerma consistently manage to find the absolute worst breacore ever conceived by mankind ever every single time he decides to play some?? It’s like a talent

[@bigbeefscorcho]

The Jerma breakcore was pretty sick though, especially the “We’re the Rats” part!

[@user-ci6oo1uv2k]

@@bigbeefscorcho michael jermaWalk jermaWalk its your birthday today jermaWalk jermaWalk

[@bigbeefscorcho]

@@user-ci6oo1uv2k I actually took a snippet of that segment and made it my ringtone lol anytime I get a call my phone starts screaming Jerma Breakcore. What a world we live in, it’s beautiful

[@Samwow]

@@bigbeefscorcho im glad you liked my fart song that much

[@stanharold7641]

All breakcore is the worst breakcore conceived by man that's how

[@AnnoyingOrange420]

1:33:35 “Ghosts! let’s get out of here!” *crashes into a bus*

[@coolboyyo654]

"it's not possible to go 50" he says going like 65

[@KainCastway]

1:24:42 Did anyone else notice the tire rim literally soar across the screen as he laughed like a lunatic? It nearly killed me.

[@pitnorman]

Glad you dodged it dude

[@rapacides]

the most impressive part about jerma editors is how they find the most obscure yet relevant cold open bits

[@Patrick.Weightman]

The funniest part about the Fortnite bet is Jeremy literally has no basis for it or literally anything to support this notion, yet adamantly stands by it and is baffled as to why it hasn't happened yet

[@itskenjibtw]

the jigsaw bit is one of the best bits he's done

[@blturn]

1:33:31 The canon reason why Shaggy isn't allowed to drive.

[@thefrub]

59:59 I love how he is genuinely in pain listening to the onion ring song. The man fights through the cringe for our amusement, what a saint, what a godly man

[@justdirt]

The breakcore bits almost made me pass out from laughter when I saw it live. Him getting mad cause the music was distracting, but being too committed to the bit to stop... I literally got light headed and had to walk away several times when I watched it live

[@Infestedhobo1]

Jerma describing the bus gaining sentience and only knowing how to move forward is shockingly similar to Shin Godzilla

[@Lawlsomedude]

the entire beamNG stream was worth it for 1:33:28 alone

[@sonichujfs2393]

Jerma not eating the whole shoe or the glove makes me feel extremely scammed

[@crumb5756]

Any time Jerma manages to pull the Saw bit off the shelf, I'm fucking THERE!

[@stevechan9898]

OK, from the tutorial it is obvious jerma has never driven an actual car before. Normal cars don't like hand break turn around corners and you don't accelerate into the start of a turn. It's like watching a child drive

[@ZeRallyCatto]

He claims the only way he slows down in racing games is with the parking brake, that is just insanity. Watching him drive RWD without ESC is quite the experience too "you cant drive this car."

[@ryansch682]

holy shit I can't handle the thought of Fred and Shaggy dead after the Mystery Machine crashes and it holds on a still of the crashed car while the theme plays

[@jamesmccomb9525]

1:23:16 Whoever said next game at this part, I'm going to come to their house and butcher them.

[@dantethewanderer4989]

Based

[@user-hu6ut9gx8j]

1:06:55 you CANNOT convince me that isn’t Patrick Bateman

[@eternalbrogamer]

In the beginning he is absolutely right about new people. I started watching Jerma stuff yesterday and it feels like the strangest fever dream to watch these videos

[@nameistaken]

As a trucker, hearing Jerma talk about how amazing I must be at driving was very nice to hear. The honest truth is that it's not that hard

[@DirtyyJerz]

"this is like dad's cigarette car" new level of jerma's psyche unlocked

[@gorp3549]

It's a testament to how good the Scooby-Doo bit is when his Breakcore Breakdown is easily overshadowed.

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

SCOOBY DOOBY DOO HE’S COMING AFTER YOU 😳

[@MetalMercutio]

“Scooby can’t stop!”

[@matthewbradshaw9737]

It’s funny that the truck that is apparently “wreaking havoc” is just driving down the highway, meanwhile this psycho is repeatedly crashing and flipping his car for a bit

[@user-gk5vw4in8w]

Can't believe he made me feel sad for a bus, must be some evil mind control magic.

[@RedRumOnE]

Drive on back to bus hell, you bus!

[@jamishmcquo7590]

35:50 "IF THIS THING GOES UNDER 50 MILES AN HOUR WERE ALL DEAD"

[@surkey5055]

Jerma saying he uses handbrake only and then getting made at constantly spinning out, he doesnt understand physics

[@SpikeTheLucario]

I don't know why, but I just imagined Jerma doing his Saw bit during a Mario Kart stream with custom items and the thought of it makes me laugh.

[@graces108]

"What happened to daphne" was the funniest thing i have ever witnessed

[@joemama3555]

Watching him try to drive this shit is like watching those mobile game ads where theyre bad on purpose but even more infuriating

[@nomorenames7323]

Came back to this after the disaster of Velma. Glad that the original Scooby Doo still holds up. I didn’t remember this many violent crashes, though, to be honest.

[@kevinhearty]

I can’t believe he did a whole OJ simpson bit… what an absolute maniac

[@Dynomafia139]

The breaking bad audio got me invested in the scene

[@tekenertehee]

There is no way you can get copyright claimed for Schubert - Ave Maria. Who's going to file the Claim? Schubert's 3.rd generation grandson?

[@thewingedporpoise]

the performance is what's copyrighted not the song, they are separate things. Which is also why Weird Al recreates the music for all his parody songs, it's more legally defensible

[@kanoodarchive]

my phone is at 20% and i have no charger, glad to spend the last of my battery watching jerma laugh at car accidents

[@abe881]

You know it'll be a good stream when the streamer spends the first ten minutes eating a glove on camera

[@tree4364]

I absolutely unironically love breakcore and noise based music genres. The jerma breakcore was genuinely one of the top tier breakcore songs when you look at it objectively from a music and jerma fan it evokes a lot of emotion and rhythm.

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

Zerked

[@Misha-dr9rh]

I HATED IT. Actually the worst piece of music i've ever listened to in my entire life i have no idea how people listen to that shit It sounds like what would happen if you gave a toddler access to a midi keyboard with each key bound to a random sound

[@emmaappleyard7010]

The glove progressively becoming droopy and deflated as our lunatic raves about leather and shoe consumption,,, I don’t know how he does it

[@Galaxa3396]

Jerma: the type of man to eat a cake, see himself on stream, think its egg and try to pull it out

[@HappyLarry.]

Jerma talking about how good of a driver he is while also complaining he doesn't understand these game so he can't comprehend the concept of slowly accelerating and breaking is very Jerma

[@coolboyyo654]

Breakcore Cop is the greatest bit

[@firefistx7477]

To drift in any ohysics based car game. You gotta start the drift way earlier then u think. Your car has time to shift weight and your tires have time to account for the new distribution of weight and power

[@petergriffinatethegenevaco8777]

Why is Jerma's idea of breakcore just Tony the Tiger and Cocoa Puffs? This man needs to be stopped

[@jash6348]

This mf is actually terrifyingly good at acting/voice acting. You genuinely cant tell when hes doing a bit by his voice. He can say the most outlandish insane things in a perfectly normal cadence.

[@buchanator]

the parts with 2x speed in place of doing a cut were a great call

[@goth-ihop]

breakcore sounds like auditory z-fighting

[@kelza_]

Was watching this high as a kite, the jigsaw bit where he goes “Steve I can’t come pick you up, you’re gonna have to call an Uber” made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video to calm down.

[@ixxie999]

36:36... when he gets mad at the video game for doing exactly what he told it to... so relatable funny moment =~=

[@graces108]

I love watching jerma play car games because they make him so happy

[@Pactastic042]

Jerma retires by 2030 😭

[@BasedPeanutButterEnjoyer]

He’s 57, cut him some slack.

[@GreatestOfAllTime96]

he'll be in his mid 40s in 2030 but I hope he's still doing some kind of entertainment by then even if it's not streaming anymore

[@melody_BP]

bad news guys

[@PippityPip]

Jerma keeps saying he can’t drift but the man keeps using the fucking parking break

[@ZeRallyCatto]

And he has absolutely no idea how rwd works

[@thewingedporpoise]

well the handbrake is how you should drift a little, right? it's just also that drifting is usually the stupidest thing you could do in any of these scenarios, since you'd probably want to turn the corner quickly

[@kosho2994]

I dunno, there's something about a Jigsaw that just cannot keep it together and just starts cracking up mid-speech that's hilarious to me.

[@dremovremen1764]

1:24:00 dwarf citizen dying sound

[@carnifex423]

5:24 this noise sent my sides into orbit and they have not since come down jerma what the fuck was that

[@mmmmm54321]

biblically accurate swallowing sound

[@toodths]

its currently 2 am and a new skye video just dropped. The choice between watching and sleeping is as hard as the trolley problem, the biggest conundrum of my life.

[@cactuss33ds]

trolley problem is easy just drift on the track 4Head

[@toodths]

@@cactuss33ds i never leave the house luckily so i will never be put in a situation where i can even control a trolleys course. Problem solved :)

[@nopenopington2880]

just what I needed to cheer me up for my first day of Covid. Thank you for the wonderful timing!

[@carnivcore]

i wish you luck and a quick recovery my friend

[@Skyraider119]

Give it time, the covid pandemic gets old quick. Since you're over a year in the past, just a fair warning covid is still happening now as of may 31st 2022

[@jackhazardous4008]

Freddy and the Gang exchange insurance information

[@alwaysoki8882]

A deranged man parades around the lifeless corpse of THE Hamburger Helper as he slowly nibbles away at the drained husk.

[@notsafe2472]

2012-15 jerma would have made such a good 9 minute video with this game lmao, this is even better but i totally got that vibe from some parts

[@babumiek7232]

I'm so pissed at him not using normal brakes.

[@MistaSkilla692]

This stream ending was historic for me and catching it live was an unreal experience

[@mapeymaple]

jerma has perfect pitch at 1:15:32 he sings the exact same pitch the song is in

[@cheyannei5983]

It's nice for my ADHD to have all the quiet moments cut out, thanks Skye!~

[@Freak532]

I like how he clears his throat like he’s the one singing the song

[@othergeorgea]

@28:01 describes an actual quest in cyberpunk

[@X17Z123]

19:35 "Is it still driveable?" he says after the entire front half of the car is ejected into a wall.

[@jermajeremy2784]

Rare sight skye didnt edit ancient stream, its too derange to miss out. Love the edits brother

[@Bodenman]

5:26 nastiest sound ever

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

I honestly don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a Jerma bit than the Scooby-Doo one

[@phenioxerz8237]

1:24:40 he is going to murder the dude he's chasing

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I watched the full VOD of this stream a couple days ago, but these edits give the content a whole new flavor so I gotta watch it again! Love ya Skye, killer work as always 🤝

[@wevegottrouble5891]

"If you don't keep up with the stream, you don't know what's going on" Quick rundown: If Jerma eats clothing articles, he made a really stupid, one-sided bet that could only go well for Chat about how he'd eat clothing if he loses.

[@AcherontiaStyx]

I'm convinced the people that make driving games don't have their licence because handling is just so ridiculous

[@jcrosenkreuz5213]

What's new scooby doo They're driving after you You're gonna wrap around a tree

[@luxintelligentia4632]

If cia is bored, i suggest take these streams from this archive on non stop and use it as mk-ultra program. First 1 full day dark room with lsd and no lights or interaction or noices at all, then 2 days of this program nonstop and nothing else than in the remaining 10hours text over in the corner ”you get feed as many meal items as you can remember certain bits jerma does word for word, if one word is wrong, no 0 meal items and routine program restarts”, after the full 2 days of this program is over just give them the normal lunch served in the white room where is only white chair and white too small table where they need to balance all of the dishes of food and a glass of milk. After this open the door to the ”nature room”, this is just gated section of the backyard where they arrive after all this horrible torment and think they get to just go home or whatever, right as they step out darts of knockout medicine is shot to them and then you just move to the step one again. I imagine you already have done 1000 fold more horrible shit than this, but atleast this should get more of a different outcome than your original functioning mk-ultra operation attempt(not including the first ones..cough cough…) this is a joke of course, but imagine how infinetly chaotic this would be to a human brain 😕 i dont think a weaker one could go even 3 times before something radical to happen in their brain or heart

[@JacobKinsley]

That's just the average jerma fan's day off

[@najtrows]

they should add Jerma's sentient bus as a bonus Delamain mission in Cyberpunk.

[@steppiepeppie]

i like that he came around on what’s new scooby doo’s theme because it is genuinely the goat

[@giershel6540]

Gonna be laughing when jerma has to eat another glove in 2030