[Vinesauce] Joel - Christmas Mario 64 Hacks

[@Duker_Dude]

>look in mirror >see bald man >"lmao bald" >realize I'm the bald man >"lmao bald"

[@EeveeEsp]

lmao bald

[@dillon1012]

Lmao bald

[@spacebassist]

Looks at your bald head and there's a reflection of a bald man staring back at me Lmao bald

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

@@spacebassist ... and in the reflection of the bald man, there is a reflection of a bald man. The echoes of baldness continue.

[@spacebassist]

​"Lmao bald. Lmao bald. Lmao bald..."

[@thenewguyinred]

Remember not to mock bald Mario for he has the power of the Lord by his side and will command elusive the she-bears to slaughter us should we slight him

[@Silver..]

Haha BAAL-

[@ThePaperKhan]

Good call back

[@nellykaylairis2521]

lmao bald

[@bluemagician9724]

Get on out of here, baldy

[@doge--]

.....wtf i just saw one of your comments on a completely different video

[@QazMotors]

3:45 WHEN BIG LARRY CAME ROUND JUST TO PUT HIM DOWN SPONGEBOB TURNED INTO A CLOWN AND NO GIRL EVER WANTS TO DANCE WITH A FOOL WHO WENT AND RIPPED HIS PANTS

[@Stormkyleis]

1:40:38 As a long time fan of the channel, witnessing Joel laugh at my thing made my day. All I want to say, sincerely, is: lmao bald

[@purestench9263]

i wish to join your ranks of making mr fecal do funny. see you space cowboy

[@fearfist]

Hi! Stupid question but is there any way to download that skin/mod anywhere? I would love to use it in a game of coop SM64!

[@salesmanbruh]

@@purestench9263 hey in othjer worlds you could say shit sheriff. you could say poop police. you could say colon cop

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

Please let bald games become a christmas tradition.

[@Stormkyleis]

@@fearfist I can't post the link because of KZbin's auto moderation, so uhhhh I uploaded the rom rack to rom racking rot rom. It's pending approval and should be up soon.

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

35:13 "You call cinnamon buns 'FUUUUUUUUUCK'?" "Yes! It's a regional dialect."

[@LilPolemistisXL]

"uh huh, in what region?"

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

@@LilPolemistisXL "Uhhhh, Västerbotten County."

[@LilPolemistisXL]

"really? well i attended the power stage in the swedish rally and i've never heard anybody call them FUUUUUUUUUCK..."

[@mikoirl]

I'm so glad Joel reacted to Vinny's... thing. I think it was breathing when he was putting the oatmeal icing on.

[@TallTapper]

miko ur so cool i wish you existed

[@sarmin8008]

You should not be breathing near that slop anyway, I think it wants to invade your airways

[@Auroralights321]

That slop didn't even look edible, lmao. Just like Joel I thought it was chicken at first, but when I found out that it was cinnamon rolls I was like WTF?!!!

[@XMehrooz]

1:37:42 The moment of truth! The timing with the music is impeccable!

[@djvibekiller]

The 50 minutes of slide attempts set to Rocky training montage music will live on in our hearts (the song playing when he won was Never Surrender by Stan Bush from Kickboxer)

[@Silver..]

sadly not mine, i didnt hear it

[@SprDrumio64]

a straight hour on the slide was nuts to see, but he defeated it

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

Joel finally beat Mario's Christmas Bell Time

[@TheLazysketcher]

I would just love it, if someone made everyone and everything in Mario 64 bald. Bob-ombs would have no fuse, Bowser and Peach's portraits and character models would be bald, the top point of the stars would just be smooth. Like, just go for broke!

[@alfiehicks1]

Goombas with no eyebrows, Wiggler with no flower, Lakitu with no goggles, Eyerok with no fingers, Ukiki with no fur, - the idea has a lot of potential.

[@dillon1012]

​@alfo2804 Eel without top fin, smooth whomp, Hornless Bullies, Treasure chests missing the top part and Buzz cut Boos

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

More like just go for... bald lul

[@BloodWraith777]

42:44 100 year old expired brogurt

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

Expired watery cottage cheese is the traditional topping for cinnamon-baked chicken skin dumplings. Alternative toppings can include anything else you find in the same dumpster.

[@RoseOfNight]

​@@PSUQDPICHQIEIWCBooti's cooking looks like something out of howtobasic lmao

[@KiraPlaysGuitar]

I fell asleep to this, woke up during the Mario Kart 64 Eurobeat section, it felt amazing.

[@Pejo-Bun]

Hello there dear Vinesauce viewer, I'm regret to inform you that the Christmas Mario screening has been cancelled, instead you will be watching Bald Mario, remember to wash your scalp!

[@cooldude12134]

Mario wow I love mario

[@bluemagician9724]

Why did Vinny pour a subcutaneous fat layer of someone's fingers onto deep-fried pork rinds?

[@elc2k385]

it would be funny if the goombas, koopas, lakitus, yoshi, etc. had luscious locks of hair.

[@JustJich]

You know that one clip from the simpsons where Homer is watching TV and he says "it's true! We're so lame!" That's me whenever Joel laugh at the bald

[@crazedlunatic43]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Joel.

[@ZombifiedBuizel]

42:47 That whole part with Joel describing the icing straight up killed me. It was so funny I started crying.

[@spookmaster7737]

Does anyone know the song used at 1:34:59? I tried Shazam'ing it like 8 times and it kept giving me random miscellaneous trash. Some guy also said it was Never Surrender by Stan Bush but no, that wasn't it either. EDIT: Found it! The song is Dominic Ninmark's eurobeat remix of Mario Kart 64 - Raceways.

[@KiraPlaysGuitar]

1:41:16 Laughed my ass off, then started wondering how old Mario was and what he would look like as an older man, idk why but it was a little moment, lol.

[@TallTapper]

do you think stanley kubrick played mario 64 when filming eyes wide shut

[@FluffyCloudsandCats]

he did

[@penquinmaster]

I'm glad Joel is talking about the horrible sugar free candy. I got it from a tiny bag of sugar free jelly beans. My only takeaway from those is that theyre a better tasting laxatives

[@LanceThumping]

Adventure in the Snow Globe is super wholesome. I could imagine something like that being some sort of special update had that been possible at the time.

[@predcon1]

42:52 TIL the word "Brogurt".

[@MrNuxem]

1:42:26 Bob Hoskins 64

[@skogen5357]

Baldio vill forever be in our hearts

[@extremeboi9207]

Bald

[@nellykaylairis2521]

I’m so jolly. I’m so full of whimsy

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

LMAO BALD

[@TropicalEmperor]

Happy 2024

[@machine-shopbilly6584]

Hello fellow balds

[@TheDarkhoof]

7:40 gumdrops are ok just depends on the gumdrop like sour gumdrops are awesome but plain ones ehh

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

Gumdrops in general are fine. It's those awful "spice drops" that give all gumdrops a bad name.

[@glitchboi1741]

joel

[@dillon1012]

Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Streams

[@bingle2484]

its almost christmas :)

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

[distant helicopter noises]

[@crystalalumina]

HOHOHOLY SHI-

[@Brandondoeseverythin]

Super Maro Chrimbus

[@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932]

19:25 The fire trailing behind the boo looks kinda like a chain, meaning he could also work as a representation of the ghost from A Christmas Carol. Also, why was Joel playing with the aspect ratio messed up? The romhacks weren't using widescreen mods, they were just stretched.

[@cambrianratcatcher]

Mustard makes ham edible.

[@Elemao28]

1:40:56

[@Nicknam316]

Merry January. 2 2024

[@chimerschang]

Gumdrops are worse than candy corn? _Excuse you chat?_

[@XelchanTheBrave]

Swedish candy is delicious. Love those salty licorices mixed with other flavors like raspberry.

[@S4NSE]

it's a mystery to me how people can say xSplit is the best

[@alfiehicks1]

it is a mystery

[@RoseOfNight]

xSplit gave us AGGA, that's an incredible gift

[@jarofdirt9]

37:55

[@LilPolemistisXL]

1000th like, bald mario moment

[@ultimateslayerguy]

lmao bald

[@RawrFizzy]

Vinny should've opted into using Granny Cream's hot butter ice cream on top.

[@honbeeee]

why did vinny make the cinnamon buns like that :(

[@snowob]

streched 4:3 >:( #GrandpaGaming

[@obscureeli]

based comment

[@SpongiousBird]

It's normal to get the die area when you eat too many gun drops :(

[@RawrFizzy]

Merry January 3rd!

[@sillyfoxgirlnya]

santario

[@alfiehicks1]

Merry crimas joey but please unstretch the game for fucks sake. grandma gaming out here like "i just want to see more of the movie"

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

You know what they say. You can take the italian out of the dumpster ... but he's really heavy and smells bad, so you probably shouldn't.

[@Robbie06261995]

Not sure who in chat was feeding Joel these gumdrop lies. There's no way they're worse than candy corn. They're just gummy jelly candies in various flavors, some even sour.

[@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932]

Also, why was Joel playing with the aspect ratio messed up? The romhacks weren't using widescreen mods, they were just stretched.

[@codexstudios]

I think he talked about it in the Shotgun Mario 64 stream

[@maloneymaloney5204]

vinny:)

[@NanagoBlake]

no agga

[@TheloniasBrowntail]

May Toad be mauled by 4 she-bears for lmaoing Baldio for being bald

[@reroll0825]

I hate whenever the word subscribe is picked up on youtube, the subscribe glows like a rainbow. It's not taken anything away from Joel's fecal funny content, I just noticed it and it's odd.

[@pourgoi_6100]

joel

[@Sassafresia]

joel