[Vinesauce] Joel - GeoGuessr ( Part 22 USA Trip Special )

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Date streamed: 21 Mar, 2022
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[@dustbunny6381]

you NEVER expect the twitch streamer to get dropped right where you fucking live when you're in a tinyass town until it happens and you see him meming on a store you pop into at least once a week to get snacks and the gas station you fucking work in.

[@Ivoryeggrod]

lmao

[@enimo9241]

1:25:04 Are we just going to ignore the fact that Joel referred to ReviewBrah as "the guy who looks like he steals your toes"?

[@quagernag]

he duende

[@KyllingThyme]

​@@quagernagI like how translating this to English gives you "I have elf."

[@chronicsheepdeprivation8441]

He landed in a town that's literally five minutes away from where I live and and looked at stores I've physically been in which is kinda weird to suddenly see on a stream.

[@faerykaye]

Same here! He was dropped right on my old bike route that I used to take with my bf back in 2017 and I wasn't fully paying attention but then he said a town name that I knew and my ears perked up and sure enough. He was dropped 25 minutes from my hometown. So bizarre lol

[@Bathezid]

He did that for me but with a road that I have driven on countless times. Surreal to see him go that exact route.

[@BGDMusic]

he hasn't been to my area yet, i haven't recognized anything in my area yet, i watched just about all of joel's geoguessr streams and haven't found anything

[@marz_mitzi]

still hasn't happened to me living in iceland :(

[@ProjectStickman]

Joel said "I didn't think there were bridges in New York" and 100% meant it. He's literally been there. IN MANHATTEN. A LITERAL ISLAND. I'm loosing my fucking mind here.

[@ediodimacaroni]

@spindletea The Russian Theme from Call of Duty: World at War is biblical. Still gives me chills

[@andreibaciu7518]

The same person who never thought Jysk had stores in other countries

[@ManiacalForeigner]

The same person who thought white chocolate was coconut

[@Crenga]

he flew into newark... king did you not see any of the bridges on your way to the tunnel. i guess at least he skipped the GW, it's been under construction for years and the westbound traffic's starting to bottleneck during rush hours lmao

[@alfo2804]

This is the same person that thinks fruit flies grow from eggs that are already inside the banana when you buy it.

[@CaptainZaimon]

I like how Joel's impression of Mike is basically this gremlin that cackles like a witch everytime he's uncomfortable

[@ButtonMasherReal]

Joel went back to Sweden and immediately got homesick for 'Murica again

[@NoisyBones]

Joel has mentioned suspecting he was a Japanese guy in a past life and now I feel like he was also some sort of American cowboy too

[@Emily-pd2hi]

@@NoisyBones When did he mention that?

[@danielhodson6411]

@@NoisyBones he was a samurai cowboy

[@momoandmiz]

@@NoisyBones Rawhide Kobayashi

[@Clay3613]

@@NoisyBones The Japanese love the American West.

[@road_chad3669]

Joel you should visit Sweden next!

[@Bootleg64DD]

Denmark

[@500mandarin]

Norway

[@road_chad3669]

@@500mandarin No way

[@tragedyplustime8271]

I heard their meatballs are goode

[@desolator4662]

@@tragedyplustime8271 Is that a food that IKEA invented?

[@faerykaye]

My ears perked up when he yelled Rochester because that's 30 minutes away from where I live so I rewound the video a bit and saw that he was dropped on me and my bf's old bike route that we used to take all the time in 2017. Unreal haha.

[@stevengluf8595]

11:50 Ironic that Joel was talking about Ghostbusters when he went right by the museum from Ghostbuster 2 on the map and didn't even realize it. It's on the left side of the screen.

[@freedustin]

Then the Dam timing just 2 minutes later...

[@ramunayy]

imagine being some random dude working at a nintendo store and you recognize joel. nobody really ever sees his face lmao

[@cs82271]

There are negatives to Joel's experience in the US being just NYC and Florida. Mainly not being able to see the vast majority of the country. But at the same time, it's best for someone outside the US to see each state as their own nation. Even small, seemingly identical states like Ohio and Indiana are extremely different once you start exploring

[@JammerAma]

Yeah but at the same time some states really are the same. Like I lived in Oregon all my life and just moved to Washington. They could be one state lol

[@michaelbecker7288]

@spindletea recreate the steel ball run

[@kontrabanned]

It would take 2 months minimum to get a feel for each states.

[@thag_simmons]

good luck on your trip chief, making it to hawaii on foot isn't for beginners

[@nekomimicatears]

@@thag_simmons channel your inner jesus

[@jakeb.3497]

I like how he landed somewhere with a sign that said "serving houston since....." and he didnt notice

[@ryan-tc3rk]

Madman vinesauce creates a sweedish persona and has now had his sweedish persona travel to america to interact with his other persona vinny in public this is jerma level madness

[@vindicatelol]

jerma, vinny and joel is the same person

[@ethan91002]

46:47 haha there's a mongolian BBQ like 10 minutes from me, wouldn't it be cool if there was a vault of midnight across the street? *sees blue building* 😶

[@lunarcrystal6219]

i noticed that immediately too

[@keith973]

Joel sees the Heidelberg: Wtf is this, another hobbit place...? Lmao

[@WatashiMachineFullCycle]

"yes I have been to NYC and Miami, I am confident I know the USA" lol Joel lmao

[@FluffyCloudsandCats]

I can't believe we now live in a post-America visit Joel world

[@fuziontonygaming]

All we need is for him to go to Brazil

[@ulqinaku8471]

@@fuziontonygaming no please he will die in there

[@uman3785]

@@ulqinaku8471 He will melt

[@kevsonkeyboard]

Brazilian Mario will shank him and steal his liver.

[@NotAMycologist]

Joel bringing some real talk about RL anxieties as gentle Zelda's lullaby plays in the background...

[@DracoHandsome]

I was there when Joseph Skelsauce invoked the name of the allfather. School campus security had to escort him out as black worms crawled out from his mouth hissing "Yabba-dabba-do". Next time he comes to America we will succeed in reviving our profane god.

[@lexikami604]

Thank you for this comment. Lol

[@chronofuge]

IDK if anyone mentioned this but those drink doors with lights are probably to keep the drinks colder. I haven't seen those sorts of thing personally, but if they're in Florida my guess is the door isn't glass to keep the sun from heating the drinks. And it can't just be a closed door with no labels or anything so they use the drink display. I would guess its cheaper to install and run the door than to keep the refrigeration colder for longer.

[@N_Moli]

G O N E L I M P ?

[@bloxsclaymation]

God that gremlin laugh from Joe at 5:09 l made me laugh so hard. XD

[@antoniobarry]

As a Best Buy employee, I can confirm I hate my job

[@Lishadra]

Retail hatred is universal

[@TrashmeisterGarbage]

55:24 for Joel making every U of M student and gradutate absolutely nuclear-level assblasted by picking Lansing

[@justina1909]

Whilst sitting the Big House no less!! Atleast he didn't pick Columbus

[@TrashHeapCustodian]

I saw a couple signs here and there that said Ann Arbor and I'm just like "joel noooooo stop clicking like a maniac" lmao

[@Clay3613]

@@justina1909 Columbus is way better than Michigan.

[@kargaroc386]

I feel like some basic knowledge of phone area codes would vastly improve his score on here

[@MapleBeeSticky]

Joel thought Walmart was.....welcoming?????????

[@joshc5613]

38:38 Yobel turns into Swedish Markiplier

[@Lishadra]

And then he kinda melts into Strongbad/Gandalf?

[@yukikofujiwara2144]

29:58 "You go on ahead, Joel. I'll secure the perimeter. We'll meet up later!"

[@MoriRaineMatsuko]

Such a bizarre thing to see him get my home state and talk about random stuff while going down a road that's less than a mile away from where I live

[@rxgxrds]

PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL

[@drweegee123]

It’s really cool that Joel went to a place on Michigan that’s a 25-30 minutes away from where I’m currently am

[@eckitronix]

joel you live in swedish and just visit america'd when you could just G. O. Guesser

[@Wajush]

28:47 «Lemon mixed with milk»

[@nathanfielderfan111]

eugh

[@troncat8490]

Its actually frozen lemonade he just called it a milkshake bc idk

[@FunkyStudios]

The watermelon salad sounds bomb, I put that in my recipe folder lol

[@RadicalEdward2]

50:27 I think Plato or Pythagoras once said, “The day your friends remark about how youthful and healthy you look is the day you know you are truly getting old.”

[@eikorakujochigusavtuber3341]

Jobel, the N64 Conker is on Rare Replay on Xbox One. Full frames, full swearing.

[@Crona858]

I too love gaming with my turned off controller

[@punkuke]

That watermelon salad sounds amazing honestly!

[@Lakefruit]

THANK YOU man I felt so bad hearing chat give him shit for his recipe :(

[@punkuke]

@@Lakefruit Yeah me too :( Like I genuinely am thinking of making it when watermelon is in season

[@EccentricWolven23]

You have to keep in mind that a significant number of Joel's viewers are literal children who think most fruits and veggies are icky. We all had a phase like that.

[@punkuke]

@@EccentricWolven23 True, true. If I'm watching it on youtube instead of live, it's easier to forget that's the case (or perhaps pretend it isn't...)

[@HulluHapua]

I could at one point visit Germany, they got McRib all day all year

[@Duskaria]

Fuckin' right we do. We also got the Mc Rösti which ironically is the best burg Mc Donalds serves.

[@Smidgefishh]

I absolutely hate those neighborhoods where all the houses are the same and if you DARE have a slightly off colored door you shall have your head cut off lmao. They give me such big creepy vibes I hate it

[@AntiAntYT]

its insane how he got manhattan the first time

[@mileshill7196]

The appeal of ranch is that it tastes good on everything but salad.

[@saintsea-hat7891]

27:11 “I’m gonna guess this is Texas, I don’t know why.” Maybe it was the sign that said “Servicing Houston since…” a few minutes ago?

[@ABCDEFGHdumbo]

the soundtrack REALLY makes this one

[@adamdenardis5438]

These images gotta be old. Pre pandemic for sure. That happens when i look up my place. There used to be a tree near where i live that was cut down and when i looked it up the tree was in the image. It's way behind. 😂

[@dogeweedballs42069]

Yeah its from like 2015

[@nathanfielderfan111]

ok

[@mrbonjangle]

39:30 the fucking advertisement is on point. They just got so much free advertisement from Joel simply because he was confused. Bravo, No Thai.

[@peepytime]

oh my god this was like the first geoguessr stream I watched where Joel landed right in a place that i IMMEDIATELY recognized! What a freaking coincidence! There is something really strange about seeing something so familiar on a Geoguessr stream like that

[@mujtabakamran8887]

1:33:26 I’m quite surprised at how genuinely angry Joel got from that comment. Yeah it’s a little disrespectful, but I don’t think it’s something to point out.

[@katlicks]

He mentioned that he was really anxious about his accent while visiting America, so it's got real estate in his brain.

[@MandyDeadite]

@@katlicks Honestly i don't even notice his accent half the time. ;; Poor joel. whoever made him feel inscure about it I'm going to kick them in the croutch!

[@theonlybilge]

Joel has a mongrel accent heehee

[@scrittle]

He points out his anger at 43:35 when he calls out chat as annoying. I'll be honest, didn't bother me one bit, as a European I'm surprised Gatorade tastes like Koolaid... Or so I've heard.

[@vxcvxmcrposfdsdfulpdfg]

It was rude as fuck dog

[@devnoms]

1:27:17 I have that at my local Walgreens, and it confused me. I had gone there for years and out of nowhere comes this new display for drinks and shit.

[@GamayObera]

1:47:53 Well, you can exit from Brazil but Brazil can't exit from you. Now *Edir Macedo* will increase your *UCKG social credits.*

[@svennevs5740]

That's my favorite ds3 weapon the Ultimate Cathedral Knight Greatsword

[@Lophii28]

man what i had no idea he streamed yesterday

[@treespunk]

Part 22 on the 22nd day of the month in the 22nd year of 2000

[@techknight3753]

Joel going through places in geoguesser/google maps is all the travel my agoraphobic ass needs

[@dingdongbells3314]

39:45 if you look closely, you see that the full name is "Noerung "No" Hang" For some reason, I have a feeling that "No Hang" just didn't cut it for a dumb trendy millennial restaurant name

[@captainseasick6663]

I’m the one wondering why they didn’t call it Hang Thai or literally anything else

[@DracoHandsome]

Powerade is the Coca-Cola version. Gatorade is the PepsiCo version.

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Pepsi has failed Joel? _Blasphemy!..._

[@RyanGoutbeck]

GeoWizard is Quaking

[@206hxcx]

im sure geowizard stopped doing as much geoguessr content because of jobel's amazing talentes

[@SeadogDriftwood]

"You guys have more pickles in general." That's what Eastern European and Ashkenazic culture brought to NYC. That and various kinds of dumplings. And a few other things, but those are the biggies.

[@Kashi-K]

ive been to New York 3 times now went on a ferry once and met these 2 jewish guys they kept trying to talk to me, but i actually couldnt understand them and then they just fucked off and basically vanished off of the ferry, NEVER found them

[@206hxcx]

typical new yorker activities

[@EsperPinion]

His "watermelon salad" is just Greek salad. Take the watermelon out and leave everything else, and it's a tasty salad

[@ogOAFgaming]

Okay literally freaks me out when anything in Illinois shows up. Haven't lived there in so long, but grew up there. So the Woodridge water tower, and Route 60 Pizza fucking scared me! Miss the ole state though lol.

[@gamerfellow]

As someone who lives in Florida hearing Joey talk about all the shit we have here and the state in general in a positive light really put a smile on my face. It always seems like Florida is the butt of everyone's jokes to everyone in America, but to funny swedish man it was just the place of Publix, taco bell and summer. :)

[@Crenga]

run gta on an led screen fridge and sprunk it

[@willmetz1490]

I live in salt lake, and it is pretty wild how you just go a little east its just dessert

[@Krooling]

If he returns to USA and visit Las Vegas, money will disappear!

[@EpicBoss-]

Jerma

[@nathanfielderfan111]

@@EpicBoss- jerma

[@lpnp9477]

oh god he does have a massive gambling problem

[@bubbles710]

I love when they do ads with people gaming on a ps4 controller they always forget to turn the controller on (theres a massive light on it if its on)

[@TehVulpez]

1:19:54 Joel zooming in to a sign that says Tennessee, ignoring it and driving away

[@adamdenardis5438]

I remember looking up Mexico and it was just auto place after auto place for as far as the eye could see. 😂

[@dragonfire013]

Yeah, that sounds like Mexico lol

[@FredGee420]

Has no one let Joel know that NYC isn’t America?

[@uman3785]

If the city of new york is not in the united states of america i am a lot dumber than i thought i was.

[@superwooper5210]

@@uman3785 Sounds about right, I'msurprised you didn't know tbh

[@djraptorthetrashraptor7701]

WHAT

[@EccentricWolven23]

What the fuck? Watermelon salad sounds delicious and now I need to try it.

[@witchywanda666]

The Frog Truck... Grand Dad to Froggy Chair

[@Calypsobunz]

29:17 Watermelon Salad (I'm gonna make this for dinner someday, wish me luck)

[@dreamEnd]

Joel? Joel?! Why there's a meat on the bar TV JOEL? have you been downloading DIXXS?

[@hzDelta]

all the stolen goods: 33:24 - No Thai! 53:06 - Tom Harmon 58:27 - la creatura 1:17:49 - CUN RODO / IM T 1:30:09 - 3 Guys Caribbean Resturant (A Taste of Culture) 1:34:55 - Gone Limp? 1:40:34 - Swedish Motorcars 2:25:08 - Halloweiner

[@venomlink2033]

Pretty sure 57:00 is either Coeur ‘dAlene or Sandpoint.

[@scout1233]

The Wal-Mart Supercenters are a lot nicer, larger and cleaner too, than the regular Wal-Marts. Did you also know, they sell new first-party Nintendo Switch games, i think Playstation and Xbox too, for $50! :D And some cool videogame and anime shirts for $7.

[@Nara_Ghirga]

W

[@Exnem]

He never went to a strip mall like he said he would in an earlier version of this. Come on, that is the most authentic American thing to do. Unironically actually, considering I never seen a single one like the one he referenced outside of America lol. Retail parks maybe, but I wouldn't really call those strip malls per say.

[@mileshill7196]

There are some sort of kinda similar in Japan. But they’re stacked on top one another

[@aloftmelevar]

the place where he found the IM T sign is near millington TN which is near memphis...and i live in the area when he was poking around that area i was like "this looks a little too mid-southern for my own comfort..." and when i saw the sign and the constant road construction i was right LMAO

[@albers14]

Joel visits Glizzyland: The Movie

[@Homeostasisis]

50:20 jobel become bb

[@MapleBeeSticky]

I'd rather see smoke shops than stolen cellphone stores ANY day

[@siltsu3210]

Do you like peepeepoopoo?

[@HermanManly]

I love the little intros

[@gabrielshensky348]

Bro as someone who's high school prom was at the big house, I feel insulted that he thought lansing lmao

[@RealTallestSkil]

Joel getting emotional about the fact that he will never own a house or have a family of his own and that the entire world will very, very soon collapse into a hyperinflationary spiral of mass starvation with hundreds of millions dead was a nice departure from his normal streaming. This is not a joke comment.

[@TrashHeapCustodian]

Hella relatable I often have the same depression spiral myself

[@jacques4703]

It really is time to ride the tiger

[@mujtabakamran8887]

All he talked about was not being able to buy a house… what?

[@pailofawesome]

Joel, the cooler doors you were perplexed by are technically supposed to be like the ones in Japan---Where it can serve you advertisements/recommendations as you approach it. It also monitors/gathers data based on what people take from the cooler. The image you seen on the front of the door uses a camera on the inside of the door that shows off the stuff inside in the brightest light possible to make it look better.

[@endlesswanderer1753]

Joel complaining about feeling old at 28 lol. Ha. hahaha *sad laughter* edit: The frog truck is a tractor lol

[@PANTHERESSDARK]

he’s 4 yrs older than me oh no

[@endlesswanderer1753]

@@PANTHERESSDARK why you have to hurt me fren

[@bernebelmont1857]

1:39:52 holy shit I know exactly where this is its in florida and I live near here oh my god Joel is making fun of my hometown im so honored Hungry Howie sucks by the way, low tier fast food pizza

[@LenkyLad]

Am I the only one who's noticed his lip smacks are getting painfully loud this past year? Did the man lose his pop filter or something?

[@TinnitusTuning]

Then don’t watch it

[@LenkyLad]

@@TinnitusTuning well I want to, but the asmr mouth sounds have made it impossible to even listen without lowering the volume to 1%

[@thomasdanforth766]

Uncle jobel's pop filter has been evading him for quite a while

[@Vok250]

He got a new microphone and it kind of sucks, but Twitch chat prefers it so here we are. Old mic was easy more mellow and less peaky. Was great for falling asleep to these streams. New mic wakes me up :(

[@lizismis]

As a swede I can say watermelon salad sucks ass, my mom likes it. I hate it.

[@itryen7632]

*YES*

[@lolkill7776]

i live in Florida and ive never seen those things

[@cooliofoolio]

Oh my god I saw my grandma's house

[@cooliofoolio]

He was literally right in front of it what the hell

[@cooliofoolio]

OH GOD HE'S IN *MY* NEIGHBORHOOD NOW

[@vincecaberfae3589]

when Geoguessr plops Joel in my town :0

[@madmanuchiha]

bro if it isnt a meat salad idc

[@vooran]

Let’s go to Brazil next

[@buckmoonmedia5113]

Whoo, Bomberman 64!

[@justina1909]

Joel goes to the Big House, the largest football stadium in the world, and guesses that it's in Lancing, that teams rivals...

[@Head_Drone]

1:34:55

[@stalwartarjuna]

No Thai? :(

[@turdcalzone7636]

plus, gör en video där du går igenom all stulen skit och ser om du kommer ihåg skiten.

[@FaeraOthronus]

It's $20 for a license in my state, and I prefer manuals. Americans like life easy though

[@Twitch380]

Joel sees ONE thing in person and thinks how thats the WHOLE nation is lol its cute

[@nathanfielderfan111]

hes like me when i was 6 i thought where i live was the entire world