[Vinesauce] Joel - Temu Trash ( Part 2 )

[@commbs9838]

"He sucks with his robo pee-ahh-nyis" is certainly a joel line of all time.

[@elliot_rat]

robo wants a peanis

[@SamTheMightyMan]

pay a niss

[@ThatKidBobo]

peeyannyies

[@eurasianenthusiasttv]

OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

Joely.

[@Slop_Dogg]

it’s good to know joel is just convincing elderly swedish men that the danish infantry is on the horizon

[@Lophii28]

i love that stepping on shit feeling

[@dylanpelo]

Super soft pain.

[@bushsbakedbaby1374]

I love when the shit squishes between your toes :)

[@BlackMetalSparkHead]

Military training is special

[@yanedolboyib]

Soft with bullets

[@therealZypher]

4d massage

[@MiniMinotaur675]

Just thought I'd mention that some of the "health pendants" have been known to contain radioactive materials such as Thorium, despite claiming "anti-radiation protection".

[@KantiDono]

That's correct. Reducing the amount of radiation you receive would be 'radiation protection'. So increasing the amount of radiation you receive is anti-(radiation protection).

[@MiniMinotaur675]

@@KantiDono I noticed that too, technically it isn't false advertising

[@REM_sheep]

Wow so not only are they scamming you by acting like basic breathing exercises, the literal first advice you'll ever hear about managing anxiety, only works though a silver tube on a string for some reason, they're also irradiating you LMAO

[@BloodWraith777]

*Beep beep. Hazardous radiation detected. User death imminent. Tie straightening lawyers inbound* *Warning. User wallet lightness detected. Request refund immediately.*

[@PaladinusSP]

Fight fire with fire.

[@UniverseAvalon]

I still need my Mao disease cured

[@TakeNoShift]

Radioactive health pendant

[@nadiayorc]

fun fact: "stepping on shit feeling" isnt even wrongly translated, it's a literal translation of a chinese phrase that's used like the english phrase "like stepping on a cloud", I have no idea why they chose to use excrement as the descriptive word I guess they just don't realise how bizzare of a statement it is in English but honestly who knows

[@kinnikuboneman]

Or it is just google translated crap

[@elbowjuiced]

​@@kinnikuboneman literally crap

[@freedustin]

TBH...have you ever walked across a warm, large pile of shit? Like one really long enough to take a few steps through? Feels kinda nice. Very supportive and warm.

[@elbowjuiced]

@@freedustin i disliked your comment

[@freedustin]

@@elbowjuiced I appreciate your warmth and support.

[@Nesiclor]

"There's no Danish culture on TEMU" Joel, there's no Danish culture in Denmark.

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

The only thing known in Denmark is The little Mermaid and fricking Lego. Also that one South Park episode about internet trolls.

[@gram.]

"Yall ain't gats no cull-chuh nahmeen"

[@Numinon]

There is no Denmark

[@JacobKinsley]

Denmark is just an echo fighter of Sweden

[@Mikedot]

But they make some awesome freaking butter cookies, though.

[@redcomet_622]

I like how when Joel searched for "4K TV's", he got goddamn projection screen blankets instead.

[@yesimgamer]

HIDE THE PIZZA 🎶❗

[@kawaguchihiroshi8237]

My heart is feeling bacon. Shame da wing chicken.

[@Siknik64]

I'm never gonna forget "HIDE THE PIZZA"

[@yeshello2528]

I SAID HIDE THE PIZZA

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

Hun, you ain't fat enough for that kinda foreplay.

[@letmecringe]

BRING OUT THE LOBSTER

[@skogen5357]

That story about the old man and him complaining about the Swedish postal service is something that legit every boomer in Sweden does

[@gram.]

Fukkin danish...😢 I'm so sorry to hear how they've ruined everything for everyone everywhere in Sweden 🇸🇪 With love, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤍🇸🇪

[@gonzoGnostalgic]

It's hilarious that aggressively racist boomers exist everywhere, but the racism is localized to where you live and who's around you. As an American, I have never had a single negative thought about the Danish (nor any particularly strong positive thoughts, for that matter), so the idea of there existing people in the world who blame all of their country's ills on them is very alien and funny to me.

[@BillNyeTheRussianGuy]

the danish are responsible for temu

[@Rpground]

A Joel Classic; Gaslighting an old man into hating the Danish.

[@kricku]

No gaslighting required

[@connorfinnigan263]

i would say gaslighting more like throwing lighter fuel on a bonfire

[@chimerschang]

I love how Joel has been reduced to laughing fits over modern music in both of these streams.

[@REM_sheep]

59:27 A song about the struggles of being vegan: -pain, trying not to feel the same, But it's a shame, that wing chicken... See, my confidence is shakin' and my heart is feeling bacon So you try to fill it in You said _HIDE THE PIZZA-_

[@CharonFaustinus]

When you're happy, you enjoy the music but when you're sad, you undestand the lyrics.

[@ona512]

ur a genius

[@gram.]

Super loooove that fursona that is your profile photo omg! Furry❤

[@REM_sheep]

@@gram. Awwww thank you! That's so sweet of you to say! 💜

[@elliot_rat]

​@@gram.most robot comment i have ever read

[@crism8868]

57:57 that's just the 4-7-8 breathing technique. You don't need a magical meme necklace for that

[@ddable.]

For the helmets its only because of the helmets being "Half" and Temu's like: "Hey! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! It's (One of) the word(s) your searched!"

[@jfs983]

LOL, just like google search.

[@skinwalker69420]

@@jfs983 Google Search is worse, because it puts related searches in with your search result.

[@elliot_rat]

they only searched for... half... of it...

[@BloodWraith777]

Well, at least the helmets are *sort of* related to Half-Life. *MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.*

[@SlippySnakes]

I think it took the hyphen as a minus, meaning to exclude from search

[@miserirken]

♪♫pain, trying not to feel the same but it's a shame that wing chicken see my confidence is chicken and my heart is feeling bacon so you try to fill it in you said hide the pizza♫♪

[@03Sys]

54:48 The "Hide the pizza" segment. The song is "Cash Cash - How to Love ft. Sofia Reyes".

[@kawaguchihiroshi8237]

Gen Z Music.

[@cool_bug_facts]

@@kawaguchihiroshi8237 Hearing shit feeling

[@yeshello2528]

this is not gen z, this is millenial white american girl music@@kawaguchihiroshi8237

[@pokehybridtrainer]

I suddenly have a craving for a chicken bacon ranch pizza.

[@TheTiep97]

@@kawaguchihiroshi8237 More like incomprehensive music.

[@bigdaddydynasty395]

STEPPING ON SHIT FEELING

[@Eira_]

Not just soft. Soft with bullets.

[@gram.]

Then to watch KZbin on your blanket

[@ebnertra0004]

Super soft pain

[@ScratchdHelp]

i love when joel tells stories and just talks, that's why i love series like this and stuff like windows destruction

[@jacklovell5389]

I love the Nirvana Nevermind pfp 😂

[@ScratchdHelp]

@@jacklovell5389 lol thanks!

[@th3barc0dezlliilliilz57]

Fuck. All these years of watching joel has ruined my humour. Laughed my ass off to the diabetus beat.

[@V0IDWARE]

DiaBEATus

[@cris872]

Thanks to this stream Temu has now reached 1 Temullion dollars in sales

[@vanjavicko20]

And the vacuum reached 1 Maomillion dollars in sales too

[@samditto]

These are all valid number names such as skibidillion

[@BloodWraith777]

Now all the Temmies can go to colleg and eventually found the marginally less terrible Temazon.

[@mslabo102s2]

the best part of Temu was when he said "IT'S TEMMIN' TIME" and temmed all over those guys

[@hyperthetical]

finally, a new evolution of morbillion

[@devnoms]

Ah yes, "stepping on *SHIT* feeling", an apt descriptor for insoles...

[@masterofbloopers]

I like how Joel discovering the JO Crystals caused him to revert back to Grand Dad Joel.

[@realPurpleOrb]

Grand Dad, BALLS OVER, and now the JO Crystals. What a time (though it took a bit for the last two).

[@01oo011]

“Shame the wing chicken”

[@bassetts1899]

This video is super handy for maniacs

[@D.blueforester]

Joel gets his data stolen the movie

[@user-10021]

All of our data has already been for sale on the black market for years so why it matter 💀 you think google or Facebook actually value privacy?😂

[@BarnebyJones-qi1fq]

"Its hard to shave that winged chicken, my heart is feelin like bacon"

[@Winsane]

see my confidence chicken, and my heart is feelin bacon

[@JacobKinsley]

You'll be my American boy

[@mantisgreen]

Hide the pizza.

[@indask8]

When you live in Hawaii and your Italian relatives come to visit : HIDE THE PIZZA

[@crank93]

This was the lamest comment I’ve heard on a vsauce video

[@JacobKinsley]

@@crank93 well, uh huh-huh-huh... I um... I thought it was funny... *looks to ground and blushes*

[@TiberiusTen]

50:48 INSULIN TYPE BEAT

[@iloveluminol]

fun fact those health pendants have been found to be radioactive

[@northuniverse]

Even the 🅱️enis one?

[@2doot]

24:57 the way the Justin Beiber jumpscare absolutely OBLITERATED me 😭😭

[@sosotik]

are we an item 🗣️🗣️🗣️ girl quit playin 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@Freshykz]

HIDE THE PIZZA

[@neptune._]

1:21:26 - "Stepping on shit feeling" 1:25:37 - "Joel, Vegeta left a review"

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

FIrst we had robocop. Then we had robert cop. Now we have rowboat cop.

[@StrikerSans]

So many good uploads from joel in such a short time. I can't watch all three at ones, but I'll safe the voices of the void one for when I'm drawing. Gives me good mood buffs overall.

[@bonelordkaz]

"Anti sleepy artifact" excuse me?

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

It's like a JPEG that's so bad it keeps you up at night.

[@bonelordkaz]

@@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC it's the temu version of the mani mani statue

[@JacobKinsley]

​@@PSUQDPICHQIEIWCsmile dog 😢

[@diegomedina9637]

Job blob be shopping like a billionaire raccoon.

[@shelby5809]

reading this nearly killed me

[@ryanwinter8813]

37:44 for Joel nostril whistle

[@harrisnmusic]

"I'm a diabetic. I don't think it's a big of deal for me. We all go through shit." As a diabetic Joel is speaking facts. It ain't that big of a deal and we all have something we go through

[@joe579003]

Well, when your insulin doesn't cost several hundred dollars a vial it's not as big a deal.

[@skogen5357]

​@@joe579003 America Moment If this happens to you then I'm genuinely sorry for you. As a person whose mother is diabetic I feel ya.

[@AdminAbuse]

@@joe579003 that's EU healthcare for you and should be normal

[@JacobKinsley]

@@joe579003 it also helps when your culture doesn't have a stigma against people who are diabetic

[@CentiPlays]

As a Danish, we apologize.

[@MamaAki]

Ge mig 600kg pølsa så är vi kvitt :)

[@nicolehafner8616]

You have energy drinks with 10 percent alcohol in a normal 7 eleven in copenhagen, you have nothing to apologize for. //Much love, from Sweden

[@GreyOatmeal]

Stepping On Shit Feeling 😩

[@umlautabuser2769]

Military training is special

[@incorporealnuance]

1:42:31 This stock background music almost sounds like the facebook memories car crash meme

[@AcrosArchive]

It's actually the same song

[@incorporealnuance]

​@@AcrosArchive…oh no it is

[@crackedemerald4930]

I love when Joel talks like he's talking to a cute pear with arms and a face

[@mdctt9021]

One of the most temu streams ever

[@veg411]

this meme was never funny

[@foszzz4833]

you should hide the pizza 🎵

[@GamayObera]

1:04:58 This cutter would be a perfect fit for Cameraman Abe from GCCX, reminds me of that Pizza Pop episode where he made a *Ramen Pizza* as a reward for Arino completing a stage.

[@kinnikuboneman]

That's all you remember, references

[@lithium444]

I wish Joeint bought a random “”””health”””” pendant, some are actually radioactive and it would be funnï 27:24 Joel meets Mr. John Temu

[@Boltscrap]

Radiation combined with Pepsi Max would cause Joel to transform into Diet Pepsiman.

[@UltimatePerfection]

4D Massage, in my experience, is better than 5D chess. Instead of stressing you, it unstresses.

[@Zarnubius]

"meatballs made with chicken pork and beef" damn I never noticed this. the implications are pretty dire.

[@qwertzy121212]

Oops! All tendons

[@SomeHomesickAlien]

The entire foot fetish segment at around 1:30:00 was unexpected

[@JacobKinsley]

I love how all of the temu products that are about healing and revitalising are basically just alternative ways to express some kind of oral fixation

[@Trassel242]

I really like these streams, the unexpected gnome insanity was really something else. Seeing that there are people who supposedly think that a drunk old man garden gnome is a great idea to put in your garden, my own idea of trying to decorate my future home to feel like Morrowind seems extremely reasonable and normal in comparison.

[@darknessml6145]

gnome fearer

[@crism8868]

Based and Gnomepilled

[@tfairfield42]

Gnome enjoyers:

[@WilfredCthulu]

Healing crystal = Danish

[@MamaAki]

The Danish people are too busy getting drunk ans high to play with crystals

[@HouseholdWarrior]

i can never get enough of this segment.

[@Ekstromer64]

stepping on that feeling sounds like something from those photoshopped grinch movie ads

[@poddopetals]

56:00 Never in my life would i have wagered that this video would have Joel making fun of a Cash Cash song Crossover of the century My heart is feelin bacon

[@nerd0Chija]

Insulin type beat

[@tarjaau]

The vacuum robot is so cute, they should make licensed character versions like a Sandy Cheeks vacuum with a lil tail or something

[@cobgod1415]

do not

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

Hahaha "licensed". That's a good one!

[@Actinide5013]

All Things Must Go

[@thiccyosh]

No they should not.

[@crackedemerald4930]

☹️

[@dymaxion3988]

59:55 You know how when you get an antique lamp or something from one of those creepy corner shops, and it turns out that it was haunted, so you go to return in but the shop has closed and disappeared? I think we know why now…

[@theuncannydag]

FYI, the Hide The Pizza song is How To Love by Cash Cash. It's just too bad that the singer has no enunciation lol. The misheard lyrics are: But it's a shame that we're sinking See, my confidence is shaken and my heart is feeling vacant So you try to fill it in You say, I can fix the [broken in your heart]

[@coconut5650]

I could hear everything else aside from "we're sinking". It 100% sounds like "wing chicken" so thanks for posting the lyrics!

[@MisterN1]

Here's hoping for a part 3

[@kirbyman100]

I did not expect to hear La Tale music on Joel's stream

[@zacksirola1552]

I love how this man’s wheezing sounds like a cartoon sound effect.

[@Lishadra]

Joel has one of the best laughs ever. If you’re new you’re in for a real treat

[@zacksirola1552]

@@Lishadra Indeed.

[@zombinary3138]

@@zacksirola1552highly recommend the Joel tries to sing nickelback- photograph bit. Links are awful on youtube but if you search up- “vine sauce Joel Nickelback “ you’ll find it lol

[@sunkruhmhalaci2592]

Apparently that song you couldn't understand is by Cash Cash featuring Sofia Reyes or whatever. Even reading her lyrics with a lyric video I still can't hear her properly.

[@JacobKinsley]

The "morbius is the movie of all time" meme format is literally just a modern rehashing of "I accidentally my whole Cola bottle". I don't know why I just realised this.

[@froufroudeluxe]

I hope temu timmy will become a regular on temu trash streams

[@noesepulveda5789]

I can bet that the "robot succing pae-niss" line must've triggered a collective flashback regarding a giant squirrel... and some cars.

[@JacobKinsley]

Is this some Yiff thing?

[@JacobKinsley]

I've only watched 2 seconds but I always love when food companies do crossovers with video games. Like I remember final fantasy x Bachelor's crossover where I got like 10 packs of instant cheese and brocoli pasta and sauce and all of them just had a really serious looking, high quality 3d render of Cloud with the title "Cheese 'n Broccoli Pasta 'n Sauce'" above him and it was just funny

[@Bobcat205]

I really wanna see more of these funky browsing streams, items like the Windows Destruction videos but he doesn’t have to feel obligated to tear an OS apart afterwards

[@jackwhite2654]

The emote guy looks exactly like me, it's uncanny.

[@tysopiccaso8711]

Emote guy andy

[@alfiehicks1]

he just like me fr

[@Carissa2003]

The fucking maxi(?) pad commercial bit hit me like a freight train. I'm still recovering from that.

[@nicolehafner8616]

Tack bästa Joel, detta motiverade mig att äntligen ta tag i att gå och lägga mig

[@salomon7k]

ah stepping on shit feeling, also soft with bullets wow!

[@TheGreyJayLP]

Bless your soul corner man

[@alla2282]

17:13 The one time i made Joel history. (He read my message in chat :) )

[@dampking]

Dental plan

[@radiofish5649]

Wow :)

[@northuniverse]

Joel found the REAL jo crystal!

[@Mihacappy]

temu cluelessly shoving ads in my face, expecting me to not know what they did (plot twist: i know what they did)

[@robotguy4]

Apparently the song is called "How To Love" by Cash Cash ft Sofia Reyes or something like that...

[@LibraUnlocked]

I think the best part about watching Joel react to the little vacuum is the fact that I have that exact one (though bought it from shein since I don't trust temu for shit). It is in fact very cute, I put stickers on it which really upped the silly factor too

[@asmarly]

shein is actually just as bad as temu

[@yoteawhirl1987]

Now I know bashing the danish is how to make a swedish friend.

[@JacobKinsley]

Seeing Kr as the currency made me think my vpn was still enabled

[@etz80808yy]

hide the pizzaaa

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

WTF game music is that at 30:00? Damn that's chill.

[@ancycles1783]

Mario Artist: Paint Studio - The Ocean Floor (Track 1) kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6uwkHpuZd1_ZsUsi=4whiOvqtp9ZhlBbB

[@A.Ros3]

Since Joey doesn't know what Lethal Company is, we gotta get him to play it guys. Since it's multiplayer maybe we could get a rare Vinny, Joel and Rev stream

[@skinwalker69420]

Mike too, that way he can direct another gay porno live in lethal company

[@YourLovelyMajesty]

Rev is already playing with Mike. I'd give a lot to see a Vinny, Joel, Rev, Mike run

[@based980]

thatd be so cool

[@A.Ros3]

@@YourLovelyMajesty That would truly be the most chaotic LC run of all time and now I want it

[@kinnikuboneman]

EW no thanks

[@miaa.fornataro3889]

Is this the stream with the story about Joel going to the store or something and an older Swedish man yells at him about Danish people?

[@dogearflopper7011]

Mr. Life, first name Half

[@boattownboysracing]

24:52 "GUYS, NOBODY WINS MOD!" fucking ded

[@froggiekonnie]

christmas h as come earlee😇

[@ZEKESPILLEDINKMUSIC]

Temu is a gigantic scam: even when their commercials try to "prove" that they have great products.

[@growlie2676]

And that their products aren't on other websites.

[@SilentVinyl]

Confidence chicken and hide the pizza

[@TheBrawlUnit]

Stepping on shit = mistranslation of Stepping on soil?

[@DucktorQuackers]

I laughed way too hard at the stupid chicken bacon pizza song

[@Sparkys_Corner]

insulin type beat

[@utopiacore3978]

It’s both funny and sad that Joel doesn’t know how serious being a diabetic in the US is. Like the US has a higher diabetes death rate than most “third world” countries. Like, our insulin here costs nearly $100 per bottle, and people very commonly skip it because of that. Hence the bracelets. It’s to tip off to the EMT’s why you’re currently dying on the ground, so maybe you’ll get care, of course after being hit with a $2,000 ambulance bill and an additional $800 for the care itself.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

45:30 I like how the water bottle that Joel has is being advertised with the Great Value font

[@didokell]

Got a temu ad for this video gold.

[@TyronePebbleson]

It feels like we’ve waited a year for this