[Vinesauce] Joel - GTA San Andreas HIGHLIGHTS #2 (Fan Made)

Let's not get copyright striked and just follow the damn train.
Original stream: / 244322172
This is a fan edit, all gameplay/audio belongs to Vargskelethor Joel.
I make these because I know there are people out there who can't watch full streams due to time.
Feel free to leave ideas for other streams to highlight/feedback in the comments.

[@XXMetro]

Carl "Punished" Johnson

[@somepersonwhowatchesandhas5198]

"We're gonna make diamonds outta their asses"

[@johnjim557]

@@somepersonwhowatchesandhas5198 instead of going after skull face, punished CJ ans ryder "ryd" fight the ballas, not for revenge, but for the future

[@Ratciclefan]

Of course I'm not the only one who thought of it xD

[@qzeq]

* gets off the bike * * starts beating big smoke senselessly *

[@Nonexistent_creature]

Yes

[@plokland]

refuses to elaborate

[@PhantomTheMate]

Angry swede with an afro runs from the cops on a bike

[@shrimpmas]

THE DEAD SILENCE WHILE JOEL JUST STARTED SWINGING ON BIG SMOKE HAD ME CRYING

[@Nonexistent_creature]

"a tail ain't nothing but a long booty" I died

[@Ratciclefan]

When is that lol

[@jackpumpoen]

@@Ratciclefan 3:49

[@muichirotokitou2615]

Damm the vibrator thingy, I always thought it was a balloon

[@SexyOctopus]

Ralsei is a chick. ;)

[@muichirotokitou2615]

@@SexyOctopus *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-*

[@some_condiment]

ralsei is hotter with tits

[@OVKatz]

@@@some_condiment Ralsei is hottest as qt kemoshota boi. Get better taste, nerd.

[@crylune]

what is this thread

[@KamiJoJo]

Yo soy El Grando Smokio _OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH PERRO MIO!_

[@MikasMeme]

Coughio upo el weedio

[@The_man_with_the_plan]

@@MikasMeme weed

[@maniko101]

ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ

[@Kunnazy]

Local Swede over complicates a simple mission

[@storix4699]

what the hell do you think you're doing?!

[@storix4699]

get your ass down from here NOW BOY!

[@storix4699]

someone or something got you excited, son?

[@Skul1ManEXE]

Yo soy El Grando Smokio.

[@darkzircon8165]

Comprende?

[@squallded7244]

Something I would say

[@elluhas3424]

Only after some years i understood why he said that he was going to meet with his cousin mary jane

[@dnkakusei]

C o u g h i o u p e l w e e d o

[@murosteel]

somebody needs to create fan art of joel looking pissed off on the front of that dirt bike, with kermit dad in the back going "joel! all we had to do was follow the damn train, joel!"

[@Slipdash]

As for someone who only watches highlights, This a is great having actual consistent quality uploads. Keep up the great work.

[@cpi3267]

I sometimes hate how stubborn Joel can be, he always tries doing these *sIck tRICks* and ends up getting frustrated at the game

[@isaacster5027]

Julio Jacob that may be true but when you’re talking about this game it’s not even a him thing, everyone’s gotten cocky and ended up blowing up their car and the important allies inside at the end of a hard mission

[@floreacristian949]

Your mechs might have copper-wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but i've got nerves of steel.

[@lunchbox997]

I don't even think you can land that train jump onto the top unless you get a perfect landing, even then the game actively prevents you from staying on top with obstacles

[@GewelReal]

This gets painful sometimes

[@sirnickels9979]

What makes a quality stream

[@TheSilverLeaf79]

"All we had to do was follow the damn train, Joel!"

[@insanemindset2667]

Thanks for making this, Fan Highlights. Not a lot of people make Joel compilations so what you are doing is great admirable work.

[@countesschewi2399]

Brock Lesnar destroys Joel at Vinewrestle 2019 for making fun of his tattoo.

[@yoyop23141man]

**Claim himself can ace the meme mission on first try** **End up being like most of the player who failed this mission and pissed at BigSmoke** Classic Jobel

[@MikasMeme]

Funfact: for the train mission you dont even need the bike you can walk onto the train from where he wanted to do a *SICK JUMPPP*

[@alvarochaim1643]

I guess it is kind of randomly asking but do anyone know a good site to watch new series online?

[@Prodawg]

why do people fail at it? it's the fuckin easiest mission in the game.

[@RazorJackson]

Keep up the good work man

[@makio8965]

Ive been waiting for this

[@hollyfelis4197]

i cant believe joel completed the train mission on his first try on his twelfth try, wow

[@KillerCLbee]

16:03 - The ufo he remembers as a kid on the left! "*x-files theme*"

[@Qu4RkCraft]

All joel fans treat this as a real channel. You did good man, you did good.

[@crylune]

You were at 870 subs when I was done watching the first part. And when I clicked on this, you jumped to 930. Good. Keep it up

[@tysopiccaso8711]

Now he's at 90k

[@themikeandike3862]

1:35 in my head I can just hear CJ saying “Nice car Smoke.” 🤣

[@mrkrabssoldmysoulfor6294]

Ayy SiS JeJ

[@browniemangaming]

I'll make diamonds out of their asses.

[@heiselproductions_01]

Joel, there’s nothing to be ashamed of, literally nobody on planet earth can get ‘Wrong side of the Tracks’ in one go.

[@Me39860]

I haven't been able to catch him stream yet, but watching these highlights make me love him so much. He's so freaking funny and loveable

[@Ratciclefan]

3:10 - Punished CJ 6:36 - When you're in school but you gotta watch the Joel stream

[@adelinehaley9428]

8:12 Did anyone else think the car was speaking at first?

[@somepersonwhowatchesandhas5198]

"We'll make diamonds outta their asses" -Punished 'Venom' CJ, 7:26

[@dodgeworldl8470]

"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!" Eff off Smoke, all YOU had to do was shoot the guys!

[@Nonexistent_creature]

Smoke has horrendous aim ngl

[@putugedeangga2031]

Mann, i can't express how much i love you for making this awesome Joel's stream highlights. Awesome job bro :D

[@AB-bg7os]

Yessss please don't stop the vids man this is good content

[@sackfu7952]

I want to start using the sentence "this guy has more HP than the sun" in my daily life.

[@mrshrunkenbro8750]

I see a Joel GTA Highlights I click.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

I love the split-second shot of the cop in the background at 5:24 running toward CJ. Great foreshadowing.

[@victorrtoxity]

omfg i laughed so hard with the flipped car at the start

[@sadam-kd5ug]

Thanks man really appreciate your work

[@DrBachur]

Dude, he aced that train mission. First try.

[@waldevv]

Memes aside the train mission is pretty easy, you just gotta move further away from the side of the train because otherwise big smoke keeps trying to shoot the enemies through the wall and that doesn't work, never had any issues and usually the guys are dead before the first tunnel

[@IamNCortex]

The train missions was never hard for me, you just need to let Smoke get as close as possoble to the enemy so he could shoot them Gettying on top of the train only works if you have something to shoot with yourself.

[@Kanohoro]

"[Vinesauce] Joel - GTA San Andreas HIGHLIGHTS #2 (Fan Made)" >Joel has a stroke on stream

[@THExRISER]

Keep making these please.

[@brandonshadow775]

Brock Lesnar wont feel like stabbing you Joel you'll just get 10+ suplexs

[@DiomedesIsHit]

All we had to do was fly the damn plane, CJ!

[@kuu6881]

I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER 9'S..

[@jimblackford6620]

... A NUMBER 9 LARGE..

[@DinnerForkTongue]

A NUMBER 7...

[@GlitchyErrorStorm]

TWO NUMBER 45'S..

[@lotfibenhammou916]

You forgot the Number 6 with extra dip, FOOLS!

[@SlyHikari03]

You picked the wrong house, fool!

[@reepoopoo]

Good shit my dude, god bless your work

[@zzoinks]

Joel's UFO orb is back to haunt him!! 16:04 The moon is hidden behind the hill on the right.

[@bradleysmith5781]

"I'm going to have a *Cranky Wanky*" ~Cranky Joely

[@dtims3262]

Can't wait for the flight school.

[@Deadsphere]

1:30 *_G E T I N ._*

[@Blaybay123]

I knew Joel would fuck up the train mission as soon as he begun saying “I’m gonna do it in the first try”

[@icychill105]

i cant wait until the 3rd island compilations of joel in the casino winning super dollars

[@_alex_y.not_]

1:30 Get in.

[@biromanstudios7073]

Joel mentioning Pearl Jam is the best because I always thought that Eddie Vedder in his first years with the band looked like Joel, and I always imagined Joel with his face

[@jimblackford6620]

Thank you

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

Crazy shit happens when you're locked up with two kid rocks....

[@riverscuomo7140]

On a mission

[@Aetharn]

Great edit man!

[@ben_retzer]

4:39 cult of personality starts playing (CM Punk’s theme)

[@CurtisAlfeld]

I never had issues with the train mission until I saw memes saying it was hard.

[@RamgeCasla]

15:32 Can someone please tell me the name of that wacky organ song?

[@Pupp3tCl0wn]

That train mission is in fact very easy. Just ride not too close to the train, because if you are too close, Smoke hits the train not the vagos

[@angellightell5511]

10:18 Joel Beats His Meat On Livestream

[@TubboDaKittyCat]

Aw yeah! I’m the 169th like on the video! Immaturity levels are rising!!! NOTICE ME GOOD SIR WHO EDITED THIS VIDEO SO WELL!

[@vargskelethorjoelminihighl6468]

Congratulations, you've achieved ultimate immaturity.

[@highcookiess]

I actually don't remember the train mission being that hard...

[@xynxyebbln6801]

do you have more of these? This is plain perfect

[@vargskelethorjoelminihighl6468]

I'll be working on part 3 later. Will probably do a highlight of a different game next.

[@Mistertbones]

All we had to do, is follow the damn train, CJ!

[@jonpatchmodular]

Now every time I see Jeffrey all I can see is CJ crouching in front of him SLAPPING the hell out of his balls... Thanks corruptions.

[@otkoverkill2467]

2:52 is ellie from borderlands

[@zzoinks]

Joel can't do the train mission trick, but he can do crazy bike stunts. Did he just jump onto the train, use the energy to propel himself backwards, and go up the ramp with that energy that he somehow changes the direction of? 15:15

[@shaunthesheep24]

I honestly think I got lucky with the meme mission. Like ridiculously lucky. When i caught up with the train the first time, one of the 4 dudes were already dead, Big smoke killed one of them, another guy got decapitated and fell off the train by a low bridge and finally big smoke killed the last guy right before the first on coming train arrived. I couldn't believe my luck and was laughing all the way back to big smokes house.

[@atomikcosmonaut522]

Big boss kills a bawler

[@blingking501]

The train mission is that hard goddamit, just do it without doing stupid jumps.

[@michal_king478]

10:18 close your eyes

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

💀

[@champagnegascogne9755]

Hello Joel. Please consider on learning to fly just for the benefit of your brother

[@noodlebot-01]

Wait were they playing Personal Jesus in the tattoo shop?

[@pepito2160]

ALL WE HAVE TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!!!

[@theatomicbonbon3717]

A million attempt #1s, but he never reaches the conclusion... This is... Requiem...

[@yoel16931]

makes me want to play again

[@outlandpredator]

When I first played SA I didn't try to land on the train during Wrong Side of the Tracks, I just tried my best to stay next to it so Big Smoke could shoot the Vagos off, and I beat it on my first attempt.

[@zzoinks]

11:17 wait, that moment in the game was cursed. Did you see the npc wrap around the pole like one of those snapping wristbands? 😳

[@DL_Burga]

I must have been extremely lucky or something because I finished the train mission on the first try. That or Joel is unnecessarily doing super epic tricks and getting very frustrated.

[@mayuthekitsune3306]

Punished CJ

[@BR0K.]

follow da dayum trains Cactus joel

[@Spectaria]

i mean, the funny thing abt joel trying to jump on the train is that not only is it feasible, it’s literally the speed run strat lol joel was literally failing the easiest strat in the entire game

[@jakeshepherd7046]

Joel's "Big Boss" voice sounds more like Batman

[@Billeyjd]

Carl Snake.

[@pouyopouyo9817]

3:10 My tea is ready

[@KhaosInductionCreator]

all we had to do, was keep this mission out Rockstar

[@Ratciclefan]

El Grando Smokio

[@aquaticchaos1717]

AlL wE hAd To Do WaS fOlLoW tHe DaMn TrAiN, cJ

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

Played the train mission on my phone... Completed on my first try lol. Just gotta stay a certain distance from the train.

[@jhun787]

13:55 omg, im cryng!!!!!

[@ForbesyGames]

That mission was easy, all i did was follow the train

[@big_weenie1447]

*CRANKY WANKY INTENSIFIES*

[@NotAvailablexd]

Ya got a sub

[@Taconiel]

i'll make diamonds

[@Fungal-fiend]

i cant believe joel's kidneys failed on stream

[@LordZylok]

I honestly though he was getting a heart attack live while watching that.

[@FUnazis]

11:30 dem pro-stratz tho