[Vinesauce] Joel - NES Drug Games

You'll got to hell before you die, please.
Date streamed: 20 Apr , 2016
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[@SavageGreywolf]

"Ricky needs to learn to respect other peoples' property" - the guy who was not five minutes ago skateboarding across people's roofs and windowsills

[@TEHINTERNETSPOST]

"Name one turtle that has amounted to anything in soceity" I can name four: Leonardo, Donetello, Raphael and Michelangelo

[@croconyle]

exactly.

[@cjs3780]

turtle soup

[@turtlefall]

get souped

[@noVva555]

polnareff :v

[@shoopdahoop2221]

+Suhkma Dheek Franklin

[@veliest1886]

With violence anything is possible -Joel 2016

[@veliest1886]

*ewerything

[@Thecolorgreen]

"Yes smoke urethra dick drugs" - Joel 2016

[@JohnSmith-bj7qz]

"I'll inject a pizza pie into my cock vein. That'll get me high."

[@Mario583a]

""Don't snort memes up your cockhole" ~ Joel Windows 10 Destruction

[@CommanderWiggins]

Remember kids, if someone gives you drugs remember to say thanks! Drugs are expensive!

[@SaddySkull]

+Deku Kitty sell them

[@RoseFBN]

Best comment

[@DatDudeDylan76]

"you're a squirrel, can't you just fly home?" - Joel 2016

[@LK335q]

"This one rat keeps throwing cocaine balls at me" If this was heard out of context, one may think Joel has lost his sanity entirely.

[@dottypeaches]

pretty sure he already has 😂

[@DannhersArts]

...I'll try to say this, one day, randomly whil walking down the street... someone is going to hear, and that someone will feel this way

[@Avossk]

"Yes smoke urethra dick, drugs" ~ Joel "Vargskelethor" 2016

[@friedchickenUSA]

that is how you sentences to make them.

[@tentacledood5784]

this is gentle what man a say would.

[@dr.tomtrollington8228]

Sai DESGRAÇA please grammar correct your

[@tentacledood5784]

The true Troll talking what you about are?

[@pastilakompot6912]

At is it 13:17, by way the.

[@BasedPeter]

"With the power of PCP I can now Time-travel"

[@BasedPeter]

Sounds like ZA WARUDO to me

[@Blattella]

+EpicNinjaNerd7 UNKLE YOBEL. Stand: PCP

[@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2]

Can I have some? :)

[@Mario583a]

Dio's stand freezes time Joel's stand is PCP rewind JOEL IS DIO!!

[@nonyabiddnuss4848]

Fucking with time via drugs? Sounds more like Diavolo to me.

[@jonokguy]

Just say yis kids

[@lenon4828]

Yis dad

[@ugyuu]

+Jon The Pretty OK Guy Just say Y A O I

[@HardeQx]

+Ｐｏｐｃｏｒｎ Ｆｕｎｋ Just say YIFF

[@ugyuu]

HardeQ Just say onii-chan

[@dio8156]

Just say "Cringeworthy"

[@kingsteve4304]

Totally True Fact: Doc Brown actually powered the flux capacitor with handfuls of PCP. That's how he managed time travel.

[@Someone-gy2rd]

Which is why he cant get to the future when he was sent to the 1800s

[@enigma1337]

"Stealing is bad and gets you into more trouble than it's worth....UNLESS YOU GET AWAY WITH IT!" -Joel

[@Sporkyyyy]

"You don't do grass, you won't take pills. You won't even smoke a cigarette! What do you like?" "Man, I like GIRLS."

[@yellowcrash10]

Well we'll fix that soon with Joel's new campaign "Just say yaoi!"

[@shitpost-o-matic7469]

@@yellowcrash10 no.

[@JuniperF]

Yes.

[@skydiamsteam6005]

Shitpost - o - Matic Nyes

[@Green-Raccoon777]

When does it say that? I wanna see that

[@matsuii2850]

Maybe what Captain Lou was trying to say with "going to hell before you die" was that it would make your live miserable and a "living hell"

[@matsuii2850]

Life*

[@alexcarlson3903]

+Mr. Snufkin i think what he says is "go to help before you die" but he just didn't enunciate clear enough.

[@nicholaspiazza8687]

@@matsuii2850 I think he means if you do drugs, you feel like you’re actually in hell.

[@autumnlotus]

JUST SAY Y A *O* I!

[@SchlubbyTomHanks]

Captain Lou, nooooooo!!!

[@Clone2572]

JUST SAY YIS

[@heartache5742]

just say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yaoi

[@klemboi8077]

yee

[@autobotstarscream765]

Starfall #justsayyaoi

[@aestheticjack9472]

2:35 "Who's Ricky Rat? Who's Toby Turtle? Who the fuck are you?"

[@crimsoncount8215]

+Rete 94 ech!

[@HyperVanilo]

I'm wood

[@shantaeisbae]

I'm bone's bones

[@tsar389]

WHAT WHAT THE FUCK.

[@SuperiorDeadpool4c]

I can bet my left asscheek that chat most likely couldn't shut up about JonTron.

[@autobotstarscream765]

Vinesauce superior Normal Boots inferior #JustSayYaoi

[@IsacPWNERXWilliams]

If you are the Doomguy, you WILL go to hell before you die. MANY TIMES!

[@1krubby]

0:51"Who needs mind altering substances with your decorating decisions, Mom? Last night I stayed up in my empty room praying for furniture, slowly going mad from the eye-numbing wallpaper. The colors started dancing, and I puked all over the wall. You probably can't even tell it's there, can you? Speaking of puke, you're probably going to regurgitate catchy drug rhymes at me while I leave instead of actually communicating. You can't do anything right. That's why dad's not wearing any fucking pants." -Seanbaby

[@macaronitech]

I've been to hell and I haven't died yet. You see, Hell is actually a town in Michigan. And they make some pretty good ice cream.

[@dr.tomtrollington8228]

macaroni.tech heh

[@DesertSessions93]

It is a nice place!

[@flavorfulsoups]

Hell, Norway is nicer in my opinion.

[@shorterneilisbored7078]

Hell, Norway freezes over every year. explains the common weird stuff in the Scandinavia area.

[@isaacargesmith8217]

Seriously though Krokidil's terrifying. They say people addicted to it tend to only live for 2 or 3 years or so after starting it. Shit literally has gasoline, ethanol, paint thinner, and hydrochloric acid in it among other things.

[@TheBigDynamo]

So basically the drug contains all kinds of ingredients any living thing is not supposed to consume.

[@bossmansal67]

Boxes World it also eats your skin off

[@TheBigDynamo]

Red And it will send you to Hell before you die

[@friedchickenUSA]

but if someone tries to touch you in a place, or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. First thing you do is you say YAOI.

[@AOP2099]

Bad Moral time with Uncle Jobel Premiers April 20th on ABC after Sesame Street

[@ronnickels5193]

+pawg And a happy Columbine Day to you too.

[@atablevendetta1429]

+pawg we should make it a national holiday

[@yellowcrash10]

Hey, nice profile picture! I love that game!

[@NBR696]

AVGN did it before Jontron guys, calm down.

[@yamizetsubou8414]

+neil robarge the creators did and tested the game before those guys could even play it, they won

[@mocha5044]

Han solo shot first

[@wrpen99]

+Yami Zetsubou I don't think anyone tested this.

[@brisklloydavator]

Yeah I GUESS but like Joel said... WHO CARES?!

[@onion599]

+neil robarge NO FEK OFF

[@creature9683]

Little did he know the turtle just getting his meds and he died shortly after

[@GwaGwaGwa]

Joel, I have to be honest, I suffer from real bad depression. I have some fucked up thoughts sometimes, and let me say this, you brighten my life. It's not even your comedy, It's just your presence, your voice. It helps me, it makes me feel like I'm in the same room with a good friend, which I don't have too many of. But thank you for every stream you've ever done. Thank you Joel.

[@imangry1]

I found something amazing out cocain will always be your freind

[@iara0]

Right in the feels.

[@RayLilith]

I've been in a dark place myself and reading that something makes your day a little brighter, warms my heart. I wish you the best of luck and there is a light in the darkness and people care about you. :)

[@imangry1]

+Raytastic Cocain will always be there for you

[@cristianjohnson7471]

that's the same with me last year In school, nobody liked me. I was overall hated

[@TheInunah]

When you were fixing the Wally Bear ending screen you could've made it say "it's wrong to say no" instead.

[@mikotoh]

NOT EVEN ONCE

[@tk-5764]

+mikoto ROMANIA ALL THE TIME

[@TheBanannaPanda]

What do you call a high gardener? A weed whacker

[@gamingden444]

+Lapis Riolazuli THE WEED IS WHACK YO

[@fredbearfazbear3004]

Lapis Riolazuli same goes for someone high jerking off in their lawn.

[@spazmaster6731]

"with the power of pcp, I can time travel" -jobenstein, 2016

[@EatAnOctorok]

"Cocaine is really popular with uh... The same guy."

[@autobotstarscream765]

Aaron Rayner Sweet pfp. :3 Who's the artist?

[@schwarzlowenalternative8342]

JOEL!? HAVE YOU BEEN DOWNLOADING PCP AND KROKODIL AGAIN?!

[@aves8964]

+Kweh! Wark! And where have you been? Smoking that tumblr again? Lay off that shit. 'Bad for you.

[@MajiriTadakichi]

My grandmother died tonight, yet Joel can still strike a smile in me, thank you Joel, for being such an uplifting person.

[@SuperDrunkdragon]

my condolences to you and your family

[@KorvekKorborjordordon]

Angel Zabala rekt

[@apeapeape999]

Skateboarding home and got attacked by dracula? Well acid will do that sometimes.

[@apeapeape999]

+💊 のっぺら坊 - 四百二十 📼 don't skate on acid kids. unless you wanna ROLL THE FUCKING DICE

[@tk-5764]

+💊 のっぺら坊 - 四百二十 📼 Dracula is Romanian :D

[@apeapeape999]

xX TK-576 Xx [BLU Alpha 4] Definitely never do acid while skateboarding in Romania

[@apeapeape999]

Damn dracula country

[@tk-5764]

💊 のっぺら坊 - 四百二十 📼 HEY!.....Romania Akbar.....

[@thewave-qz9lt]

the ''crossbow'' sign has that castlevania font.

[@ZacharyDietze]

"Yes, lord Megatron..." -Shockwave

[@zipperozicvideodump]

just say Y A O I

[@Lucaninae]

Cocaine cat for president 2016

[@ironturtle7171]

25:33 *WHAT THINGS HAVE YOU SEEN JOEL, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!*

[@lanfloyd7131]

inb4 JonTron comments. Speaking of which, where's my hands?

[@Luxai]

2:36 Who's Ricky Rat? Who's Toby Turtle? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

[@wareagle3065]

He didn't have enough time for it but Cap Lou was referring that you will go through hell over drugs. It's a slow painful death was what I think he was getting at but the ad was too short.

[@cjs3780]

kids don't do drugs or take rides with strangers, but it's okay to ride your skateboard across town all alone at night with no helmet on xD

[@Mokujo]

I see that Joel knows the meaning of the true man's world.

[@autobotstarscream765]

#JustSayYaoi

[@desfox3685]

This is madness, why is that bear not wearing a helmet?

[@Disguised_Cat]

That's besides the point jok

[@Crouchy232323]

An overlooked problem associated with drug use is the user's inability to finish anything they start. Especially prevalant in the youth of today. I'm 18 and I can promi

[@FurryMcMemes]

I see what you di

[@Crouchy232323]

***** I am sor

[@confetti8160]

Dumb jo

[@Crouchy232323]

CainBitterman Which butt

[@Crouchy232323]

CainBitterman Ah OK now I g

[@JoLiKMC]

Just say, "yaoi." Here's a *List of Games with Timestamps.* 0:00:00 - _Wally Bear & The NO Gang_ 0:21:02 - *Sidebar:* "Captain Lou - WGBS Philly 57 'Just Say No' Drugs PSA" video 0:25:00 - _Wally Bear & The NO Gang_ (cont.) 0:33:18 - *Sidebar:* Making the _Wally Bear_ ending better 0:40:20 - *Sidebar:* _NARC_ (1988) and _NARC_ (2005) 0:41:33 - _NARC_ (NES) ⁽ᴬʷʷ ʸᶦˢ⁾ 0:54:47 - *Sidebar:* _NARC_ (NES) overview and ending video _NARC_ (arcade) overview and ending video 0:59:25 - *Sidebar:* Carts and cart art 1:02:12 - *Stream closing*

[@supergrillmeister]

"Murder is OK if you do it like a ninja." ~Joel 2016

[@Starfoxisbetter]

Krokodil is a derivative of morphine. It has nothing to do with acid. The abscesses of skin come from the chemical byproducts that remain when it is synthesized. (Also to a lesser extent the gangrene you can contract)

[@ed_ward6869]

No bear and the wally gang

[@otakunthevegan4206]

Ed_ward Willy bear and the gang bang.

[@birdsofdestiny6816]

Yis bear and the wally gang 🐻

[@autobotstarscream765]

@@otakunthevegan4206 #JustSayYaoi

[@FoxMan_FF]

Oh my god, did Joel watch Cartoon All-stars to the Rescue on stream?

[@drenkrod9811]

"Too Much Dracula." - JoelTroel, 2016

[@Mario583a]

"Name one turtle that as amended to society" Franklin, that Tortoise and the Hare Living Books, Bowser?

[@JumboDS64]

I just had a hunch. What if Wally Bear and the No Gang is really hard with no checkpoints so that children will keep playing it from the beginning over and over and over, and read the anti-drug messages over and over and over so that they'll remember them really well?

[@BlackBloodCombatClub]

21:30 Grand Dad says you're going to hell!

[@elluminance]

Before you die, too!

[@diegomedina9637]

Talk to your Bonzi

[@josephfrye7342]

porno?

[@nobodyimportant4778]

"toby! the hell dude? you already have a gang." "you're a TURTLE, you aren't going to get anywhere in life without us"

[@wyvern4588]

He's a thug, one gang ain't enough.

[@Scoonga_Doonga]

I think i'd go mad within hours if my wallpaper was literally just berries

[@derekboad9235]

"If you do drugs, you'll go to hell before you die" Words of wisdom

[@Xenolis]

"With the power of PCP I can now time travel" Well, that soundbyte is out there now

[@i.c.weiner5345]

It's 4/20 and I need to blaze some code keem but I'll go to hell if I do

[@zonetropper]

+allen richard BLAZE CODE!? NO PROB, YOU WANT THE JAVA POT OR C++ GANJA!?

[@i.c.weiner5345]

yea gotta get that code keem zonetropper

[@zonetropper]

oh it's a keemstar reference :( I thought for a second there I had the most original programming code smoker

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

Joel vs. Captain Lou And His Rabbi starts at 21:20 (The ending edit starts at 34:04)

[@walterk9916]

Gilvasunner better make high quality rips of Wally

[@philiphanhurst2655]

Going into cars with strangers is called Uber!

[@AlanNess]

Uncle Joel, that 'hell' is just an analogy of being in pain

[@vissova]

Wally Bear looks like he's got some serious downs going on all over his face.

[@tobyleslie5589]

has anyone realized that wally has 3 shirts on in the main menu

[@evakarin21]

"Yes smoke urethra, dick drugs" Joel 2016

[@archaeopteryxgallopade2199]

My dad doesn't wear pants either. *Urn falls over* DAD!

[@Disguised_Cat]

JONTRON FOR THE WIIIIIN

[@GaMMERKitten]

YEAH JONTRON FOREVER, NICE REFERENCE THERE. 😆

[@dreamlamp4333]

"YAOI???" IM DEAD

[@LeonStephan]

This must have been quite the ninja stream, it completely slipped through my radar.

[@dayday554466]

Mr Big: HOW DO EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN IM ALREADY HERE

[@JohnSmith-xf1zu]

"Oh! You can throw calzones!" -Jole 2016

[@timerbunneh]

I await the Priscilla yiff art.

[@lionheart6176]

your sick... she might be too young

[@RoseFBN]

@@lionheart6176 eww a regular person, boring!

[@lionheart6176]

@@RoseFBN hey...i yiff 18+ you don't like it gtfo

[@Hatersjs84]

" Just Say Yaoi" -Captain Lou

[@TheDromader]

"You go to hell before you die" I guess he wasnt talking literaly, and was reffering to effects of drug overdose on the brain before death.

[@wolf1234link]

Did uncle joal turn into a pirate when talking about Captain Lou's yaoi agenda?

[@blighttown169]

Krokodil is a drug that literally eats your flesh away, it's pretty gnarly actually -uncle jobel

[@blighttown169]

I actually took a form of Methamphetamine when I was a kid, because I had some bad ADHD

[@blighttown169]

Yeah, like you said, it's only like the bootleg black market shit that causes terrible shit to happen

[@sleepypog]

I remembered watching this video when it was released, I was in highschool goddamn time is flying

[@toldyousocialismwasamistak206]

I loved how a skateboarding bear desintegrates dogs with the power of pie

[@shitpost-o-matic7469]

Calzones.

[@kalinflip]

It is in fact a ball of cocaine

[@ZacharyDietze]

"This game just went from a perfect zero to a perfect ten... Is this real life?"

[@Kanakotka]

You know, if a bear came in skateboarding through subway train trying to kill everyone in his path, and tried to talk me out of doing drugs... i'd probably say yes, and then take drugs anyway.

[@Toxicfume619]

Favorite thing about Narc "YOU'RE BUSTED"

[@sentrysquad5123]

"It's the Cocaine Cat." Joel - 2016

[@megalizardon2042]

Wally bear and the no gang turns into Braid... The magic of Joel

[@plaguegoose596]

Anyone notice the name of the recommended video when he was watching Lou Albanos super mario drug video was called "ultimate squishing session with 50 funguys - fungus amongus", i have to know what that video was now. Update: it's a video where a kid tests out a toy, still no clue why it was there.

[@gorgusdidlo9602]

YES YAOI- MY FAVOURITE KZbinR HAS FINALLY SAID IT. My life is complete.

[@shitpost-o-matic7469]

Why do people like you exist.

[@gorgusdidlo9602]

Shitpost - o - Matic Dude. I was 13 at that time. You’re bringing back horrible memories.

[@PunYT]

Oh god, that captain lou PSA, I remember seeing that thing over and over when vinesauce had the AP.

[@ZeeOwlMan]

38:04 J. Wally: The Bear with Two Right Paws, wielding the Stand "Hanged Grizzly". He is the murderer of Toby Turtle's sister, Tina Turtle, who Toby is on a cross-country hunt to avenge her death.

[@donutboydoesstuff1]

*”Just say yis”* That gotta be one of the greatest line of 2016 lmao

[@mikef.549]

My name is no, my sign is no, my number is no.

[@OGTabsterFM]

I just say no

[@DJ_BoomBear]

How fitting its uploaded on 4/20.

[@bagofsalad_official2330]

That's the point :|

[@Red_the_IT_Guy]

BTW Crossbow is a company that makes cider, at least in the UK.

[@ShadowmanV4]

22:03 I always took that as saying you’re gonna die in hell so my question was what happens when you die in hell do you go to some super hell?

[@user-fp4my7wu1u]

Anyone knows how he does the thing where he zooms and moves like the captain Lou letters

[@BringZeWubs]

+More Cringe It's XSplit, his recording program.

[@lovetrain2455]

Joel does all the drugs and then some before streaming

[@shitpost-o-matic7469]

Stream: *has 2 games, along with a lot of reference potential* Everyone: *_JUST SAY YAOI_*

[@veliest1886]

Wait there is part 2,idk i have stomach to do it -Joel 2016 (still great youtuber)

[@aimsburrell]

Mother You told me the magic mushrooms were full of joy and creation Mother,father...why did you lie to me

[@Circuitssmith]

You had me at penile Italian food injections.

[@10poundsofcrap]

NO

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

>Game about drugs. >Posted on 4/20