[Vinesauce] Joel - Poison Games Madness

[@djdexcat]

I misread the title as _Prison_ Games Madness, and thought "Wait, he's already played the most maddening prison game there is!"

[@HawkieHawk]

I did too lmao

[@XombieLejon66]

"Maddening" is right, since it IS the domain of the daedric prince of madness, Bogan.

[@ducktales7315]

M O O S K L E S

[@MegaDeathRay10]

Everything is gonna be alright Woo whooooo

[@Heeppp]

Same

[@Daeymien]

"TURN YOURSELF INTO THE POLICE!" Hmm. Should I become a law enforcement branch or an 80's pop band? Can't tell with all caps.

[@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747]

♪BREAKING THE LAW! BREAKING THE LAW!♫ :V

[@juanrobles7737]

It can't be any police, it must be THE POLICE!

[@projectalpha22_va]

This joke “Sting”s.

[@someone___1240]

WE ARE SPIRITS IN THE MATERIAL WORLD

[@soggybreadman4035]

Would you please *don’t stand so close to me* ?

[@Vimstyre]

"You just got gamer'd" has gotta be my favorite quote of the year so far

[@zonetropper]

It even became an emote.

[@Masterwar15]

Poison Games is Todd Howard's spare time game company.

[@xavagriffith438]

OOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!+

[@mareksicinski3726]

?

[@alfo2804]

Poison Games make MDickie's work look like Game of the Year material.

[@meb8839]

MDickie's games are good in their own way

[@THExRISER]

Mebstro True,MDickie's games are made with actual effort.

[@Povilaz]

Poison Games make MY games look like Game of the Year material. And that's fucked.

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

MDickie has chosen to maintain a fundamentally outsiders stance as a developer and chooses to prioritize what he sees as most important even if it contradicts traditional game dev logic. Poison games are just incompetent.

[@labenvenci1584]

Helpful timestamps 0:00 Escape the Subway 36:40 Heavy Combat 51:56 Portal Of Doom 58:23 Good Knights After that is just Todd Howard ramblings and Art.

[@TheRealJochen]

Hodd Toward

[@zonetropper]

First game is "Amnesia: true subway horror" Third game is "Portal of Doom: Undead Rising" Fourth game is "Good Knight: Princess Rescue"

[@TheXell]

Slow-motion gunplay in a horror game? That's silly, that would never incite any FEAR.

[@Exobiologic]

End up getting Killed on the Floor too

[@jeffschleg9665]

Thats why I stick to my gut with saftey first. First encounter assult recon.

[@Exobiologic]

I mean you can't really be scared of ghosts when you can literally shoot them

[@Vok250]

Joel, Poison Games is 100% serious. Back in the days of the Xbox 360 there were hundreds of games like this on the Indie Marketplace and most of them were serious attempts at game development.

[@moose8846]

All I see is a hypothesis. Where is the PROOF

[@scrittle]

@@moose8846 in my but

[@fagocitomaximo]

I'm actually grateful for Poison Games' existence. They motivated me to start developing games, and since the very moment I spotted The Rake at their game, he became a god to me.

[@GamayObera]

Poison Games is an Echo Fighter of *Micronics:* They always recycle the same engine and most of SFXs, all that it needs to be equal them is to include a shared Pause SFX in their games.

[@Mrcreeperdash1]

THE POINTY HAT MONSTER ohhhh very scary

[@rune5416]

*very scary almost died not clickbaiteronis*

[@willfreedo]

Oh no, I have a quote by Paul Simon AND another by Stephen King, and I can't decide which one to awkwardly cram into the beginning of my game! ...But what if...

[@the_zenba]

joel builds his throne out of beef and bone

[@Vok250]

I'm so happy there's another Poison Games stream! Takes me back to the good old days of Xbox Live Indie Games and Steam Greenlight!

[@vero_vento]

I love how joel walks so calmly while a horde of monsters coming at him and im panicking like kill them for the love of god.

[@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi]

why they are so terribly programmed lol, you can't take trash like that serious at all haha

[@meb8839]

I've probably watched this entire video 20 times because I had no internet for a long period of time, and this was one of three KZbin videos I had downloaded. I came back to it a few years later and it still cracks me up. Thanks, Joel.

[@kingcreeper298]

41:50 Joel gets possessed by a ghost live on camera

[@Mario583a]

I called the Ghostbuusters, they said they would break my legs. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5-0pHd8rbmGi5Y

[@821olim]

I feel like everybody in poison games are too embarrassed to have their names in the credits so they just have the company logo instead

[@jacques4703]

These games are horrifying but not in the way they intended.

[@AlexyoTheFirst]

Defuse a bomb! But first, let's talk about parallel dimensions.

[@Flight_of_Icarus]

4:10 Joel does an astonishing impression of Dexter from Dexter's Laberatory.

[@DracoHandsome]

23:36 possibly the most Joel-est 10~15 seconds of this stream.

[@Vok250]

If Amnesia: True Subway Horror isn't about the restaurant, I'm gonna be mad!

[@xinus2286]

the exploding chair incident happened in china. not russia.

[@limbothebiggay1709]

This game really started with a Sound of Silence quote

[@Mario583a]

Joel: It's a feature, it's meant to scare you. Also Joel earlier: Gamer chair exploded and cylinders went into his ass.

[@ElComendador]

Joel, please do a Part 2 for this. We need more Poison Games.

[@rune5416]

Crisp *beef*

[@tomasalexandresilva9303]

0:00 START 2:29 AMNESIA : TRUE SUBWAY HORROR 36:40 URBAN COUNTER TERRORIST WAR 51:56 PORTAL OF DOOM : UNDEAD RISING 58:23 GOOD KNIGHT : PRINCESS RESCUE 01:08:22 OUTRO

[@ianhull2485]

What if killer was YOU

[@wolfendoom7269]

"I believe this monster here is an elderly old woman"

[@termt2657]

:O Space Spiderh ?! *shoots immediately* 53:30

[@djmexicanodetx2195]

Joel is back with another late night video!! 👍🌃

[@agamerlord9560]

Good thing gamers never sleep

[@angryKleiner]

MIKE MACHOWSKY

[@lacreatura4737]

Goddamit Joel you madman You actually did it

[@marielaprifti575]

Vargskelethor Uncut

[@captainjurgh8142]

To cure the Poison, play with Poison Games.

[@juanrobles7737]

41:15 please! ... please! ... manganabechereweh Greenlight may be ded but its spirit will live forever

[@LambentV]

Crazy how I had just watched Monster House shortly before tuning into this stream.

[@JomasterTheSecond]

these are poison to my brain

[@Juggalo-sn6lc]

THE BEEF WAS A LIE

[@reroll0825]

Escape the Subway has the same death scream as Chasing Dead, which I didn't realize Chasing Dead when I posted that comment in the Second Warfare video that Chasing Dead had the same buildings as well, so those buildings and screams must be default or free Unity assets.

[@zoid6014]

Todd was the true creator of poison games all along

[@phoenixwright1465]

Damn, Joel is releasing this at one in the morning for me.

[@JoeySvitek]

I see why they're called Poison Games. It's because you'll end up wanting to drink poison after playing this shit.

[@SMlFFY85]

From the poison website: "Poison Games is a INDIE developer and publisher of games for smartphone, tablet, pc and console devices. Poison Games is focused on creating original games such as Slenderman Must Die on a wide range of platforms including Android™, Windows, XBOX. Founded in 2013, Poison Games is headquartered in Serbia. Consumers can find high-quality entertainment created exclusively for their mobile devices wherever they see the ‘P’ character logo or at www.poison-games.com". LOL

[@DracoHandsome]

You know what else is poison? Cigarettes. Which this stream didn't have.

[@royalfoil5413]

That second game looks like GTA 1/2 in 3rd person as you play as Bootleg Gordon Freeman. Plus these games just remind me of Doom 3.

[@rolandkatsuragi]

You know you're in for *güd* time when the first game starts with a reference to Simon and Garfunkel.

[@osakeleto]

if it wasnt for the hand holding these games could be considered metroidvanias

[@cobalth6505]

has anyone else realized that vinny played a mobile version of the space-marine game before

[@CozyKyanite]

that doom game yes

[@fratercontenduntocculta8161]

Its funny that amnesia is no longer on their website, and for some crazy reason they make nothing but slenderman clones

[@poppytoad911]

9:53 He's grouping them up like it's cod zombies!

[@SaltySnip]

I remember the russian gamer chair explosion! That's the reason why my best friend stopped using those types of chairs all together and opted to use a rocking chair; we were just kids and I think that image really traumatized the poor guy

[@光の女神パルテナ-n2x]

I bet *Fugo* is the CEO of that company, he has a *STAND* called *Purple Haze* that can spread *poison clouds!*

[@studhouser6969]

Man, sure was a good Majora's Mask stream back in May, right boys?

[@futurefossil2208]

Keep it hardcore!

[@unfortuitousash]

turn yourself into police? like, become the police? k.

[@donilock1930]

That's right! He now needs to repent for his sins and catch criminals for the rest of his life.

[@umcarafeio9778]

Bro you cant kill the monster whit a baseball

[@redpie2002]

35:23 It reminds me of the voice of William Blazkowich

[@cantstandurbs876]

I can't help but think that Poison games is run by just an 8 year old that is slapping things together and hoping for the best, I'm not gonna take it otherwise.

[@Darkfreed0m]

1:01:34 castle griffinsteed?

[@noahabnerthompson6095]

38:45 you're welcome

[@nrdesign1991]

"Your toast." - it's breakfast time?

[@blueshellincident]

Wow, you like Zelda for the same reason I do. I'd recognize those Terminian trumpets anywhere. Great choice, especially for that reason.

[@Amad3uẓ̌]

I heard that music clip and instantly knew it was from Ocarina Of Time

[@patio8044]

YES

[@destinybond8966]

I know you probably get this a lot but are you gonna keep playing that wrestling game by MDickie?

[@mrkrabssoldmysoulfor6294]

Yes

[@_plg]

you're toast

[@pieminator6969]

ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵃˢᵗ

[@TheDanielHolt]

You're toast

[@SWEATYGINGE]

Bom-B

[@RachleRahRah]

Bom-buh

[@nrdesign1991]

55:48 "LABARATORY"

[@rolandkatsuragi]

I tried a number of different combinations when trying to search about the exploding chair, but I didn't get any results. What story is Joel talking about and how *did* he discover it?

[@zorochii]

now I need an Amnesiac Quake mod, if that's something someone can make. Quake, but with no weapons, just a lamp. :)

[@zorochii]

Also, I don't care if it's dead, but I just bought TABG. I don't mind giving my money to well done games. Hope to see more of the Totally Accurate games. TOTALLY ACCURATE SANIC!

[@wackyt.bobcat7576]

actually i am a big fan of poison games xD they are awesome

[@Fuchsfein]

I legit can't tell if Poison Games are earnest amateur efforts or if they are intentionally bad shitposts. They're verging on so bad it's funny and entertaining.

[@HoraceBenedict]

Pointy Hat Monster looks a lot like Old Man from Limit Breakers

[@roverknight2502]

error 404: bomb not found

[@Dante-kl1mb]

YOU CAN FIGHT BRUH

[@peterrzpntkowski942]

your toast

[@brolapse69]

videogame.

[@rolandkatsuragi]

35:53 "Throughly?"

[@FrameShy]

HUEHUEHUE

[@diabeticmonkey]

I love how the first game's last objective is to "turn yourself into the police." When's the sequel about going through police academy?

[@Oannaybz]

Morrowind playtrought confirmed?

[@stevemcquark]

If this was a LP of morrowind, only 1/10th of those hits would of landed

[@ZDNAnimators]

20:53 Slow Motion

[@googlekrishna7025]

😈😈😈

[@SpicySpaceCat00]

Doom mapping contest??

[@rolandkatsuragi]

I got a third of what Joel said for the tip of the, mostly the profanity.

[@roachdoggjr4285]

do more

[@melasauce9943]

Why is there no toast on the video thumbnail?

[@snake_the_solid]

i dont know, ондрей

[@mooomalooomabaloooma]

Joel PLEASE MAKE A MERCH STORE JESUS CHRIST PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@AlexyoTheFirst]

Now I know what a meatball feels like!

[@thegodpharaohsraven8538]

Could you play metroid

[@akimshelkov6335]

Sponsored by the bois

[@gaggygiggle8945]

6:32 29:05 36:45

[@btarg1]

Play Pineview Drive

[@klosefstichfer9120]

Que loucura bixo. Programação é assim mesmo deido. O cara comete erros na hora do desenvolvimento e erros são normais. Física 3D muito realista demanda processamento maior.