[Vinesauce] Joel - Spooky YouTube Video Night: Deep Sea Horror

Nessie we have to cook.
Date streamed: 12 Dec , 2022
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[@FelipeJaquez]

We inch closer and closer to the inevitable alien episode and it'll be glorious.

[@OverlordParadox]

If any of those videos will have a jumscare we will witness Jobels soul leaving his body in real time.

[@minimanbeast1014]

This is easily my most hyped thing currently, joels terror is always entertaining

[@NoisyBones]

Followed directly by the ghost episode because Joel will actually leave his body and become ghost

[@emperorwisel4842]

That episode will either be really good or full of "random dot in the sky, must be aliens".

[@AssistantCoreAQI]

@@NoisyBones Super Ghostbuster _Live!_

[@thecatrooms]

NESSIE WE GOTTA COOK

[@tembieg5434]

Tbh I would love if Joel spent 3 hours looking at "Herobrine REAL? How to summon Herobrine" videos in one of the next ones.

[@pancakes8670]

"The Earth farted, and it was caused by a man" The most powerful thing Joel has ever said

[@disposable_income_andy]

atom bomb origin

[@elliot_rat]

i aspire to be a marine biologist and i can confirm these are fish

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Thanks, Dr. Hillen(ice)berg

[@Nichtzukennen]

jotaro

[@newtybot]

Are you sure

[@elliot_rat]

@@newtybot yea

[@siddiq069]

as a fish, i can confirm

[@NeviTheLettyFan]

50:20: "Hmmm... he paused here, he must be getting a jpeg of Heisenberg" 50:45: "Wait, another pause? Oh yeah it must be the Undertaker or something" Joel is so easy to read sometimes, but that's what makes him fun to watch

[@Crenga]

i'm so relieved someone else studies this man

[@Bready3000]

@@Crenga same here lol, I know every single move he makes and yet it makes me laugh my fucking ass off every time

[@DS-ib8ih]

vargology

[@DS-ib8ih]

several of them

[@siltdoctor3478]

touhou sexo

[@cicadaknight3048]

That intro is so good, god damn. Bless the creator

[@alphalax7747]

Too scary i had to leave the stream

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

Omg thank you!! 💕💕

[@cicadaknight3048]

@@SwizzleDrizzl Nah dude thank you for bringing the goods with your art, keep doing what you're doing.

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

@@cicadaknight3048 I plan to :)

[@disposable_income_andy]

yeah but putting mandela or boisvert (and other stinky analog "horror") is lame and honestly makes me wanna skip it every time despite how good it is, i love how joel is drawn in the thumbnails but that just ruins it for me

[@Going4Broke2528]

The bloop soundwave showcased in the video by deep sea oddities, is the sound after being sped up by 16 times it's original speed, which is what gave it it's namesake. I recommend if anyone is interested to look up the sound at it's original speed, it's far more impressive. In fact, most of those soundwaves are sped up significantly. Oh, and just to put into perspective, if that sound was made by a living creature, to have that frequency it would need to be 264 meters long, as long as the Eiffel Tower is tall. That's roughly three Blue Whales laid out end to end in front of one another. The original Godzilla from 1954, is only 50 meters tall. The tallest incarnation of the character, to date, only counting live action films, is only about 190 or so meters tall. This hypothetical creature is larger than a fucking Kaiju. Of course, it was simply an iceberg, but in the event it was not, the alternative is rather terrifying. Also, hybrid species naturally occur, albeit infrequently, in the wild. Grizzly Bears and Polar Bears have been found to cross-breed after Polar Bears began travelling south due to loss of habitat, and as they both diverged from one species after adapting to different environments, they are genetically similar enough to breed offspring. Therefore, the 52-hz Whale call coming from a hybrid of two known whale species is not some sci-fi shitpost, it could realistically happen.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Jesse

[@liquidbismuth1044]

Jesse, what the fuck

[@Going4Broke2528]

@@liquidbismuth1044 What? What I do?

[@when-do-we-get-a-block-button]

@@Going4Broke2528 we need to cook, Jesse

[@quagernag]

Nessie

[@real_kaeya]

This series reminds me of Joey’s spooky San Andreas streams and I’m all for it

[@manintheline5331]

Good ol' classic youtube nostalgia

[@HullsColby]

true true

[@protomato6427]

OH NOOO CHOMBI NOOO

[@BierBart12]

Timestamp?

[@nobodyimportant4778]

That "lake monster" was a terrifying gigantic methane bubble from the lakebed and i'm pretty sure those can suck your boat under if they happen under you

[@disposable_income_andy]

my favorite part is joel is so adamant that a government would NEVER build a sewer pipe under like a beautiful natural lake, i wish i was as oblivious as he was sometimes.

[@nobodyimportant4778]

I think he meant that the sheer size of the lake would make construction insane

[@pies32]

@@disposable_income_andy it wasn’t caused by a sewer pipe or anything human made, it happens when creatures decompose on the lake bed, under a layer of sand or mud. as these creatures decompose and release methane, it is trapped under the sand until there is enough of it to bubble up. look up lake explosions for why these are terrifying edit: probably misunderstood your comment, but felt like clarifying!

[@SteelWithIt]

They can gas you to death if they're big enough, too. Isn't nature amazing?

[@BierBart12]

​@@disposable_income_andyI mean, why would they build a sewer pipe so far into nowhere?

[@Lishadra]

Joel inventing the Snow Snake is uncannily similar to how lumberjacks would come up with fearsome critters like the hidebehind and the hugag. I love it

[@moose8846]

I have no idea how you could possibly connect those. Idiot

[@Lishadra]

@@moose8846 What lovely comment bait! Yum yum yum

[@scrubbytheslime7703]

@@Lishadra aw you ate it before i could see it, could you describe the taste of the bait for me?

[@Lishadra]

@@scrubbytheslime7703 Asinine and basal? Elementary, perhaps

[@alphalax7747]

Bro thats literally what it was tho

[@klink_75]

finally Joey can have his well deserved break from laughing at the top of his lungs

[@demo9750]

:)

[@PoochiPachy]

Joey yelled at the top of lung

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

bro dont smile at me like that

[@khush_img]

​@@carlwheezerofsouls3273😀

[@AnimaAspect]

Joel going "Marine. Marine. Marine. Marine." Was great. Dude just bluescreened

[@trinidad17]

Ghost leviathan really exists... in subnautica. It's like asking if Mickey Mouse exists, sure he does, he is a cartoon character that actually exists as such.

[@vinegar...]

no the viddeo was created for entertainment

[@weapponofchoice]

@@vinegar... no it want it real

[@Dia06]

No gost liviathan real :)

[@residentflamingo115]

No teh ghoast levaitin The Ghost Leviathan is reeaaalll!

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Real

[@pockpock6382]

Just realised that to sailors, seals are probably like stray cats, showing up every now and then just to start a fight with the most seal like person on deck. (probably Jimmy, he really gained weight lately)

[@HC-qc5rp]

That part about being so high during an alien encounter that you can’t function and start questioning reality sounds like Rosetta Stoned by Tool.

[@poignantgoose3505]

i was thinking the same thing

[@ASlutty9SUnit]

1:47:20 Xsplit shit the bed again Typical.

[@wjr4700]

I was hoping to see this comment.

[@SlyHikari03]

Haha yup

[@WJINTL]

A duende broke into my house and stole my toes! 😱

[@-sanju-]

no sorry that was just me 😅

[@Alanzice]

17:51 My favorite way of Joel saying paranormal

[@d.wallace5184]

The "mermaid videos" are pretty much all from an old Animal Planet mockumentary called Mermaid: the Body Found. It tricked a LOT of people into thinking mermaids were real, despite it being completely made up.

[@disposable_income_andy]

its also famous for making people think the megalodon is still alive, which im pretty sure joel never covers unfortunately. i wish joel covered more popular mainstream spooky videos and monsters, like ghost sightings or that old video from like 2011 of the big green slenderman monster crawling on the side of the building in russia or whatever.

[@anusaukko6792]

@@disposable_income_andy I'd love if he reacted to that 1 semi-famous video where the guy is working the night shift in a building, and everything starts going fucking crazy with the lights flickering and flashing, doors opening closing, objects moving etc and the dude is just ''what the hell? hell naw'' the whole time

[@lazarusrat6159]

@@disposable_income_andy The megalodon thing got my dad and I was like well, if this is "actual footage" from the people in the water when the meg attacked a boat, why is it a professional film crew with like, lighting and no water on the lens? He also believed the "nazi woolie mammoth 1943" video. :/

[@RhythmJigoku]

Take a shot every time Joel says, "Ladies and gentlemen". I am genuinely impressed at Joel being able to keep up these bits! These vids are always fun! Next, I'd like to see him watch vids for evidence of aliens, and react to strange sounds from space like pulsars.

[@spacebassist]

Sounds of Saturn ASMR for sleep

[@derosiflo6524]

Deapsee Oddities is a scientific channel and I was hoping for it to come up. Love that channel

[@BigBoss0715]

I absolutely cannot wait for the day Joel pulls out a TatsTops vid for one of these streams.

[@bosselotiscanon]

no fucking way it's big boss

[@MatthewPherigo]

No fucking way it's proud gay salamiboy81

[@JetSetDman]

no fucking way it's Matt P

[@thegreatape170]

no fucking way its Dman

[@jacobkrakowski]

no fucking way it's Great ape 17

[@freak6988]

The Icelandic snow snake is a close relative of the little known, "Icelandic starer"

[@Voc_spooksauce]

I'm sorry Joey but we NEED to have an alien episode, you'll be fine so it's just gonna be you facing your fears huehue This was a great idea tho, sea monsters are a kind of monster that lead to great designs since water-based life allows for really weird bodies

[@DS-ib8ih]

i think the oofo episode could potentially make a great season finale or something idk also yeah i feel like in general aquatic fauna is underutilized in worldbuilding outside of a few areas

[@Makocat]

I thought it was gonna be Esqueleto. But this is even creepier

[@tylerwiltfong294]

I hope this series will have many episodes

[@urethraEx]

"Jessie! We have to fake the Loch Ness Monster! "

[@kyubimage9526]

JOEL'S BOWSER DRAWING IS EXCELENT I LOVE HIM

[@lordtak00]

29:00 Based Phazon Mines moment

[@minimariosinc]

We need a witch episode with the most spooky video on the internet: *BRUJA DESCALABRADA CON MÚSICA DE BOB ESPONJA*

[@gormless-idiot]

Joel is slowly becoming Mike by opting to watch KZbin instead of playing video games and I for one am all for it.

[@quillclock]

1. methane gas escaping a muddy layer under the lake 2. turtle 3. that's a really interesting creature called a syphonophore its like an actual sea monster 4. river dolphins or missive fish spawning 5. pareidolia 6. idk man those are just real mermaids 7. just some cool sounds who knows what they really are 8. another syphonophore kanda just goes off the rails from there

[@elbowjuiced]

the snow snake is actually just some junk in the water that looks like its moving because of the current

[@cogbait]

Joel’s farting in the lake joke was actually partially true

[@BierBart12]

Joel really managed to stretch 8 short vids to 2 hours lmao

[@Sasiskin7823]

Joel, the cryptozoologist

[@Crenga]

"i don't know what the undertaker sounds like" i want to live in 1991 like joel so bad sometimes.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

It's kinda just like the 2000's with worse bideos

[@SamTheMightyMan]

>Someone sends a picture of a turd log floating in a puddle Joel: This is real duende footage ladies and gentlemen! You won't see the real stuff like this on Chills!

[@redwiltshire1816]

These are top tier why nobody has done a full stream of just this I’ll never know

[@cmydagger9761]

51:35 - 52:55 was probably the highlight of the stream for me

[@Krooling]

Nessie!!

[@classiccustoms2010]

"Nessie! We need to cook!"

[@LieseFury]

the door knocking scared the shit outta me wtf

[@PakieVSRG]

praying that jobel does scary logos next, those countdowns were the scariest shit to my child self

[@Kreidoodle]

Love the opening. Glad to see more of this so soon, it's a very comfy idea

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

💕💕

[@moose8846]

Joel finally gets to gaslight chat back, I love that for him

[@RadicalEdward2]

42:20 what’s funny about the guy who created the Loch Ness monster photo is that not only did he fake the only photographic evidence of the monster, he’s not even a real surgeon. He was a dentist who (if I remember correctly) had fraudulent documents so he wasn’t a doctor OR a dentist. He was a scam artist 😂

[@liquidbismuth1044]

He’s Breaking Bad, is what he did.

[@HermanManly]

Dragons next? There's a lot of good dragon videos I also recommend reading some curated comments from the videos, they are amazing

[@zarrg5611]

I need to see this now, Dragons kind of feel like a step beyond Goblins and sea monsters, which while fantastical are easier to imagine existing than dragons.

[@anusaukko6792]

@@zarrg5611 bro imagine living in the russian wilderness 300 kilometers from the nearest big settlement, and one day a ginormous 30 meter long lizard flies over your house

[@yukikofujiwara2144]

I get how there could be a rabbit hole to go down with dragons. Just about every culture has some sort of large, intelligent, flying serpent or lizard in its folklore. And then, y'know, dragons are cool or whatever, so there's a "desire to believe" that goes with it.

[@leoleboss9414]

​@@yukikofujiwara2144 There's a weird rabbit hole about dragons , back when I was in elementary school there was a dude who was obsessed with dragons and would bring books that talked about dragons from every parts of the world . I remember there was a distinct european dragon , greenlandic dragon, american dragon and a lot od others . Dude believed that dragons were real and told me there were people studying their potential existence . I didn't know about cryptozoology so I thought he was just making stuff up but he did show some weird books .

[@yukikofujiwara2144]

@@leoleboss9414 I mean, how far fetched would it be if a recently extinct winged reptile existed? Or one that spewed a combustible liquid substance that ignited shortly after exposure to air? There's some precedent to start crypto-ing your zoology.

[@mrviking2mcall212]

6:23 As someone who did the most awkward presentation on the antlion guard from Half Life 2 in my year four class, I have never felt so called out. Worst part? I had done a presentation on Half Life 2 itself a few weeks prior.

[@certifiedrobophilic]

51:58 Yo, Mr White...

[@magusperde365]

Next do all the videos of people filming me in a dark alley and running away screaming

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

10 hour stream

[@theakiwar9118]

The intro oozes 2013 creepypasta flare. Really well done

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

Thank you!! thats what i was going for :33

[@TriceratopsHorridussss]

I sure do love when Joel gets FNAF'd by a playstation graphic plesiosaur.

[@jakebessert]

This definitely didn’t get out in my recommended with the Titanic Submarine being a relevant news story

[@NotebookTheCat]

Was listening to this at 2:40AM when 1:33:20 happened and my flight, fight, freeze instincts kicked in

[@markkestner6514]

Dude me too, scared the shit out of me lol

[@KatKatsu]

Really enjoyed this, i really want to to see alien or indonesian ghost next. There is this thing called pocong, it moves by jumping lol.

[@carmillaplumsmaster8792]

Are those like the Jiang Shi?

[@KatKatsu]

@@carmillaplumsmaster8792 different creature, pocong is wrapped by white fabric like a candy

[@liquidbismuth1044]

Oh god, those things freak me out.

[@SlyHikari03]

I'd love if joel did a stream of strange asian mysteries. Those countries have the most wild stuff. Yokai, Kuyang, etc.

[@itapple53]

First vid be like "Ghost Leviathan 100% no fake"

[@thecatrooms]

Is it is real or he make video for entertain?

[@lavatrout]

I swear that I've heard the upsweep somewhere, and after a whole lot of digging around, I found it! It was sampled in OFF's OST for the song O Rosto De Um Assassino. Goodness gracious the deja vu was going to kill me. Anyway, if you like to hear spooky noises in songs, definitely check out O Rosto De Um Assassino by Alias Conrad Coldwood. It is haunting and beautiful and urgent sounding. Perfect ambience for the game it accompanied.

[@xBIGFLATSx]

New favorite segment, can't wait til the alien one where every video actually scares him

[@CaseyTape]

I'm so happy to see another video in the Spooky Video series, I loved the first one so much.

[@mercury5003]

Deep-sea oddities is actually a great channel id highly recommend it. It actually focuses more on real known deeo sea creatures rather than cryptids or anything paranormal.

[@Dr.Strangelewd]

Joel: spends two hours making fun of people who thought they've seen something that doesn't actually exist. Also Joel: got mentally scarred for life after encountering helicopter lights in the sky as a child

[@HC-qc5rp]

Nessie we need to cook

[@liamodynsky4871]

It's amazing how many lake monsters are entirely explained by the existence of Sturgeons. - Massive, long, almost serpentine fish - mostly fresh water - stick to the bottom of the water in the mud; not seen very often - did I mention massive?

[@aspatuarymax1470]

what do you call duende in the ocean. du-wet-de ha ha ha ha ha

[@clifford87]

Worth noting, it's actually very likely most of those unknown deepsea sounds are icebergs rubbing against eachother or the ocean floor, as they are very big and thus VERY loud- that, and the sounds themselves are super sped up versions of the actual recordings (take the iconic BLOOP! for example), though these versions tend to be the most commonly shared, which is why when you hear the explanation that 'oh it's a bunch of big ice' in association with these bizarre blippy noises it all seems... pretty questionable. That's not really the important part though- what's important is that those original recordings? Only about a skrillion times more terrifying. Bigass duende down there for REAL. Anyway love this series of streams so far! Looking forward to more!

[@pies32]

bigass duende is an oxymoron

[@Valiarah]

I can't believe no one knows what outgassing is. It can be incredibly dangerous. One wiped out a village in another country when all the gas bubbled up and suffocated them.

[@pies32]

and very explosive

[@TheEpicLeopardSeal]

Outside of Werewolves, I personally think that flying creatures (like Manananggals or Gargoyles) could make a good stream

[@disposable_income_andy]

i wish he did stuff like the megalodon or other extinct animal "sightings" or just in general more mainstream stuff, like i'd fully expect him to cover like the chupacabra over the duende any day.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Gargoyle stream but it's just a second OSRS stream of Joel doing afk slayer

[@JacobTheCroc]

Honestly, I'm so Interested in what is inside the Deep Dark Ocean. I genuinely want to know how messed up the sea life is there like.

[@TallTapper]

jacob ur so cool

[@pczb2692]

If you want to check it out, the Nautilus EV channel is comprised of researchers doing livestreams of the deeper parts of the ocean. It's very chill, and neat.

[@minimanbeast1014]

Honestly, its so goddamn cool

[@aria5981]

You’d be surprised what pressure from the ocean does!

[@FelipeJaquez]

Fucked up we know more about Mars and Pluto than the deep sea ocean.

[@flashmozzg]

Deep Sea Oddities is a legit cool channel.

[@RadicalEdward2]

28:16 I know Joel’s joking but there IS a photo from the 1900s taken a day after the Titanic sinking that’s believed to be the one that sank it. It had a huge paint stain on the side of it at around the height where it made impact with the ship.

[@Error569]

This is one of the best segments yet, really looking forward to some ghost and of course the alien episodes

[@Scrumpetsheep]

Nessie is just water duende

[@supremelizard946]

Those guys were inhaling methane that was releasing from the bottom of the lake, they're honestly lucky they got out of there alive, theres been incidents where whole flocks of sheep have died dropped dead from that

[@painwheel_1337]

Nessy, just one more photo, no one needs to die, Nessy!

[@erikagaming1439]

The first one was just straight up the Adult Eidolon Wurm dooood

[@f07x99]

They've actually have found multiple instances of the 52 hertz whale in different locations of the world and scientists are fairly certain it is an undiscovered species making that noise.

[@stomach-turningthrush9432]

Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

[@hinapuff]

I love these so much

[@GhostRat__]

5:38 every time Joel brings up his fear of aliens while playing a game focused around Aliens

[@SlyHikari03]

Julia is so popular to the point where there’s a fuckin chorus effect pedal (made by walrus audio) named after the audio. Ps. I love when Joel draws over the stuff, he’s such a goof.

[@LightCrib2]

1:36:23 Sounds like an alarm, like there's a secret base underwater that's sounding an alarm

[@Sprech41]

deep sea is my favorite variety of creature

[@juggernautz181]

why do i learn more english vocabulary from joel than any class i've ever been in

[@gilla2092]

This video is the one that made me feel so damn proud being irish, what other culture gets brought up, everyone can be apart of, joins in on, makes fun of, and cheers for ALL at the same time without cryin about it? Ill wait

[@LeoButScreaming]

didn't expect to get noseybonked in this blessed vid

[@Duskaria]

15 minutes of actual video stretched to 2 hours. Never change, Joey

[@DarklyBigNozerz]

But... it's 4 am... I wanna sleep Joel

[@kyancoqie]

HELL YEEEAAAAAAAAAAH SPOOKTUBE INTRO

[@zmanawsome]

Underwater signal simulator

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

What if Joel, for EVERY single one of these videos, keeps promising next video will be about Skeletons, but is about something completely different? (There is NO Skeleton video...)

[@classiccustoms2010]

"How do they taste?" Well, I just got an ad for pizza, so I guess those squids taste like pizza.

[@LuluFluffs]

I fucking love videos that have that stupid ringing bell sound with the notification bell like it's so silly to me

[@Neraam_S]

deep sea duendes

[@desadesa]

The twist from nessy monster to Walter White was hilarious. This series must continue.

[@MagitekBahamuto]

As the other guy said, we need an alien and esqueleto episode!!

[@DS-ib8ih]

hello, how are you i am under the water please help me here too much raining

[@totallynoteverything1.]

that ghost leviathan dude is Filipino, I live in this country, and I hear people speak english like that

[@eliarchive5562]

I legitimately enjoy watching deepsea oddities, really interesting

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

13:00 lake turnover (or liminic eruption) is utterly mundane.

[@ggjade]

NOT SKELETONES!!

[@metroidhunter2861]

For Upsweep, I’m glad Joel immediately thought of Earthbound but I feel it sounds like the track Alien Invasion

[@theonlybilge]

1:38:26 Occam's Razor.

[@djcactus]

Irish fisherman max Payne , just perfect

[@BloodWraith777]

22:28 Irish Max Payne spotted. Instead of saying "They were all deaaaaad." He says "They were all breaaaaaad." Potato bread. Speaking of potato bread, anyone ever try Pepperidge Farm potato bread slices? Best sliced bread EVER. They're GIANT pieces of sliced bread, too, barely fits in a toaster. That my friend, is a definitive size for sliced bread, and not the usual shriveled up, dehydrated microslices that a lot of other brands are like.