[Vinesauce] Joel - Star Wars: Movie Duels ( Breaking Cutscenes )

[@TravoMaster]

21:04 this is where the fun begins

[@joshshrum2764]

I love that it’s a line Han Solo, says in the original, first movie, but Anakin, says it in the attack of the clones it’s literally meta.

[@lordmalal]

@@joshshrum2764 it's like poetry, it rhymes.

[@magusperde365]

I wish somwone did this to me when I was a kid

[@Jewsh]

game time started

[@kylesoler4139]

"They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals."

[@MetalDeeds]

You wouldn't believe how many people started saying TOS the minute the younglings showed up

[@boofdoof6157]

I’d imagine

[@BierBart12]

Wait, does the Twitch TOS forbid the Skyrim killable children mod too?

[@zacc]

I’ll bite, how many?

[@kooolainebulger8117]

a fellow DeDeDe supremacist

[@ShadowScorp99]

As a joke or what?

[@trustno173]

Fun Fact; in the novelization of ROTS, the first Jedi Anakin kills is the temple's gate master, who gets his entire face sliced off by Anakin. This mod is probably the best depiction of lightsaber damage.

[@GalaxyDogenut]

Damn.

[@sml2k186]

Fun fact that’s not a mod. That’s all vanilla you can just disable it

[@LambentV]

*Anakin starts burning to death* “Oh no he’s hot”

[@JerryyHal]

46:24

[@magusperde365]

😫😫💦

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

37:22 I love this so much qui gon doesn’t die from one poke like the movie he’s eviscerated by a flurry of lightsaber slashes while moaning and an atst watching

[@Etherman7]

The best part is that Joel thinks the dismemberment is a mod when it was part of the vanilla code. You just had to enable it

[@childOFtengu]

Honestly, if he hasn't played the Jedi Knight games (more so outcast & Academy), then he needs to do a playthrough, even if it's a one off

[@tritekk]

@@childOFtengu he would just die every 5 sec without godmode lmao

[@childOFtengu]

@@tritekk Sounds like a good Uncle Jobel stream to me :D

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

@@childOFtengu Sounds like an Uncle Jobel stream in general lol.

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

I love that AGGA has permanently become the primary memory to which my brain maps the star wars theme.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

"not by a clone this youngling was killed" *Anakin starts punching and throwing Jedis and Padawans into walls*

[@ImmaLittlePip]

15:00 time stamp

[@QuasarYGO]

Suffered brain damage this youngling has

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Not just the padres, but the chicas and ninos too! SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS

[@hilotakenaka]

“Why do I hate the Spanish? I didn't... I couldn't... I couldn't control myself. I... I don't want to hate the Spanish... But I just can't forgive the Spanish.”

[@MetalGames95]

Padre is father. I think you meant Los hombres xD

[@BierBart12]

sacrificada them like animales*

[@MetalGames95]

@@BierBart12 Yo los maté. Los maté a todos. Están muertos, todos y cada uno de ellos. Y no solo los hombres, sino también las mujeres y los niños. Son como animales y los sacrifiqué como animales. LOS ODIO. There you go

[@torylva]

21:55 I like the kid who runs into the lightsaber on his own.

[@SirDankleberry]

He was a little special.

[@VortexKiller2]

@@SirDankleberry Yoda: "Suicidal Thoughts, he had. Ended his life, he did."

[@makiitoast5092]

One of the funniest streams he has ever done

[@MetalDeeds]

Gonna be a sizable chunk of the Best of 2021 Highlight Vid I bet

[@TheObicobiHD]

Yis

[@xdfeverdream8122]

51:20 The rancor eating Anakin during a cutscene is definitely a highlight.

[@GalaxyDogenut]

Timestamp?

[@xdfeverdream8122]

@@GalaxyDogenut Forgot to add one. Added it.

[@GalaxyDogenut]

@@xdfeverdream8122 Thanks.

[@jonsaltberry8167]

You can't, he must stand GRRRAAAAH!!!

[@Spikeelsucko]

I couldnt stop laughing while he was searching for Darth JarJar, gaslit by the chat

[@BierBart12]

Was he actually there, though? For this mod, I wouldn't doubt it Edit: I've found a forum post from 2018 where the dev said he actually added him. Holy fuck. This mod is legendary.

[@scottmemelord6130]

@@BierBart12 weird is he a secret or something? Cause I never found him.

[@Dekomata]

@@BierBart12 you sure? I have the latest mod installed and i didn't find him under legends like chat says.

[@equinehax]

"He's under legends" lmfao

[@scottmemelord6130]

@@Dekomata yeah unless he's some secret invisible button or something I'm pretty sure chat made it up.

[@shroomcicle4294]

"I may have gone too Far in a few places..." - Joel Lucas 2020

[@SteveNathn]

The whole sequence from 1:35:55 to the end was absolutely incredible lmao

[@Bee-N64]

This stream is going to be source material for a thousand different gifs and memes, with a million more well on the way.

[@virus6891]

Therapist: Limbless Anakin can't hurt you. Limbless Anakin: 1:37:23

[@liamzeeson576]

Master Skywalker! There's too many of us, *what are you going to do?*

[@lulukeke2290]

Its funny how Joel complained that he didn't wanted to kill those children and ended up slaughtering them.

[@SharlyTV]

"I will do what i must"

[@magusperde365]

Remind me of when I was in a situation like that once. Good times

[@bradleysmith9352]

HE SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS, AND THE CHILDREN!!!1!!!!11!

[@kevinthefox]

1:24:05 Only a sith deals in absolutes. Also fuck this jawa in particular, Anakain.

[@slusheewolf2143]

21:04 Bioware/EA needs to take notes lol

[@piplupsingularity]

50:12 "Anakin, I told you it would come to this. I was right. The Jawas are taking over!"

[@theofarnum8706]

18:42 a two sabered obi wan gets sucked back into the sky

[@travosk8668]

I CANNOT believe they let you slaughter the younglings.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

True star wars experience

[@Captain_Grabby]

I can

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

10:36 How this scene should've actually played out. Still bugs me how they all sorta stood there and let Palpatine just go ahead and kill the other Jedi until Windu grew a brain.

[@DEUS_VULT_INFIDEL]

10:37 I wasn't expecting to get an ab workout tonight, but life is full of surprises. Unless you're Sheev. Then you're FUCKING D E A D .

[@hilotakenaka]

I can never get over how Joel says Boba Fett “Borbafett”

[@rune5416]

1:32:20 the fucking timing

[@rampantmutt9119]

"I have brought peace.. freedom.. justice.. and Rancors to my new empire." "Your new Rancor?"

[@vinicius100470]

Joel playing Movie Duels is something I never expected to see.

[@SuperiorGothBun]

I can’t believe this game accurately captured the attack on the Jedi temple. I think if we ever got a full depiction of the events, it would be exactly like that

[@ShadowScorp99]

I felt that the temple attack was loosely based off the old Battlefront 2 mission but I'm not sure.

[@loneronin6813]

(Joel messes with the game so much that everything collapses) "I killed it...I killed the game. Not just the spammed Jawas, but the cutscenes...and the end credits, too! They're jokes...and I over-used them like jokes!!! I LAUGH AT THEM!!!"

[@Akira-xt5ox]

this is just an alternate version of star wars where ewan mcgregor did so much heroin he imagined it all

[@itsbort]

Star wars happens entirely in the mind of ewan mcgregor's junkie character in trainspotting

[@lemondover434]

1:36:42 "Thàñk yôü Géôrgê Lüças för bêst...Štãr Wârtž"

[@newwavegoth]

23:08 Anakin Skywalker: *kills children, 5 seconds later proceeds to do flips*

[@joshshrum2764]

Damn what is this timing so i watch Star Wars, a new hope for the first genuine time the other day which i loved, especially the ending Xwing, assault, it’s crazy how even a old movie like Star Wars, still feels so new even though it’s pretty campy in the first movie, it’s still great the original trilogy really holds up.

[@maxym9483]

Yes, all 6 movies are great. I hope the future generations will continue to rewatch them, just as we do.

[@theofarnum8706]

may the 4th be with you

[@McC1oudv2]

10 hours of fucking around in this please

[@funnyman10912]

JOEL, JOEL! YOU MAKE ME ANGRY JOEL! YOU USED THE OUTDATED VERSION JOEL!

[@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486]

good

[@MegaMan-bs3oy]

You guys remember that part in Ep 1 where Quigon gets his fucking head cut off?!

[@patio8044]

I legitimately thought this was an official game until about halfway through

[@nik3040]

I caught the ending of this stream live and laughed so hard I cried. I'm so excited to see all of this!!!

[@miko-nv9cl]

4:19; Qui-Gon? More like Qui-Gone!

[@ruhfuhquh]

thank jorge lucasimo

[@catchupichu]

I was laughing so hard during the whole thing; thanks Joel 😁

[@SocialDeviance]

Aggakin Fecalwalker.

[@Damian_1989]

Fecalsnusk*

[@andrejadolar8364]

2:58, 3:37, 10:20, 11:00-, 20:59, 36:57, 43:44, 45:17-, 51:39, 1:24:09, 1:29:20-

[@sml2k186]

21:04 Joel wasn’t prepared to do the burden set forth by the emperor

[@DARX500]

Im so sad you cut the part where you downloaded a totally unrelated online mod and we saw kylo Ren t bagging people

[@TomatoServal]

Probably my favorite VOD from all of Joel lore

[@naxoxz]

I was laughing so hard at the ending, that's some cursed stuff.

[@CYPH3RsD0M41N]

10:39 And thus the Sith were no more. *Credits theme plays*

[@BierBart12]

I must object, the Blade and Sorcery lightsaber mod has the best lightsaber combat yet.

[@Garethsmod]

10:55 wow imagine if the big bad guy who was assumed to be the main antagonist got cut in half like that? A lot of people might of been pissed.

[@Drew_64]

I love this game, nice that he played it

[@darktrooper6857]

This was great but I'd lying if I said I wasn't a little bummed we couldn't do Battlefront 2/Jedi Academy multiplayer

[@uncledoctor6920]

Great stream, many Joel jokes came full circle and we're made manifest.

[@Bing317]

I haven’t even watched it but FUCK YES Jedi academy mods are so great yet stanky this will be awesome. Joel x Star Wars is best combination.

[@magusperde365]

I almost died of laughter. I'm not kidding. I had trouble breathing

[@inputVOID]

Lol I love how you killed the Jawa by running into it then blame Qui-Gon

[@noobishmacgaming]

There’s a newer version of this with better menus and more options if you’re looking to try the mod yourself

[@GamayObera]

You know when the game is good where there's a *Mega Drive Mode* at 0:26

[@thezimra9429]

MAN THIS GAME HAS SO MANY MODS! dude the comunity is amazing !

[@EightiethRaptor]

joel giggles for an hour and a half

[@magusperde365]

Not just him. My chest legitimaly hurt

[@chasegilmond5637]

Dew it

[@nikolozgilles]

I'm so screwed in the head that the only thing that gives me true, joyous laughter is seeing younglings visibly getting chopped into pieces with a lightsaber

[@maxturbo45]

1:17:45 reminds me of anonymOOOse's vibeos :) 1:27:40 when you and your [insert sibling/family] start fighting and you lose every time...

[@longdong6969]

"Game time started!" - Allah Gold

[@Schattenkirk]

The ultimate Hopeless Situation warrior.

[@GalaxyDogenut]

"IS." - Section Ratio General

[@SharlyTV]

Do not want.

[@nado1908]

Lets see Disney DMCA this

[@mr.joleed4426]

If they strike it then it’s cannon.

[@desadesa]

This stream was hilarious.

[@triplew0lf718]

Just like in the movies.

[@ringer1324]

Star Wars day! Would be better if the vod came out on KZbin on may 4th

[@nano-ep9ih]

cant believe they outsourced the next star war movie to Vietnam

[@diamondmetal3062]

51:21 “You can’t! He must stand trAAAA!”

[@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747]

Rancor for the win :D

[@kawaguchihiroshi8237]

1:36:15 Real behind the scenes of Star Wars.

[@Vlinny]

45:17 just saving this here

[@ImmaLittlePip]

These special editions are getting out of hand

[@otakunthevegan4206]

NEVER CLEAN NEVER CLEAN! THE PAST NEVER HAPPENED I'M IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE!

[@SirDankleberry]

Now there are two of them.

[@cac_deadlyrang]

I love how Maul backdashes like DIO in HFTF.

[@Dekomata]

I find it amusing that joel goes ermac on the younglings.

[@GrayD_Fox]

This is the greatest game ever

[@GalaxyDogenut]

Time stamp: 23:07 Just to continue from this part.

[@TrashmeisterGarbage]

The jawas are chat :)

[@Filthma]

If anyone's interested in this kind of shit and JKA in general, Movie Battles II is like a really really polished multiplayer only sequel to this mod with an active playerbase and heaps of interesting new mechanics and playable classes.

[@alexanderprestrelski2563]

JOEL if you see this... Turn godmode ON and get eaten by Rancor. You will be a pair of walking legs with no torso and floating lightsabers.

[@b3nzayizkoolyo]

Dababy my favorite rapper ⛷

[@Quackerilla]

JOEL PLAYED JEDI ACADEMY JOEL PLAYED JEDI ACADEMY

[@infinitygauge]

Notice battlefront sound and dialogue

[@danmanx2]

I would've controlled Anakin on fire and make him bite Obi Wan's ankles, but that's just me. This whole video was a mug moment.

[@buldermatts2968]

legendary stream

[@xRetroCritic]

1:01:13 runescape combat be like

[@TheDromader]

I like this new lore

[@jacobm.7072]

Aniend is a damn raid boss

[@merpkiller]

Honestly, the fact they let you play through the youngling scene makes this game 100% better.

[@otakunthevegan4206]

21:04 So is this real? Is this game real and how come I never heard of it? The scene cuts in ROTS before we see Annie kill them but this game really has you battle and kill the younglings?

[@Randomlollis]

This isn't an official game, it's a fanmade mod for the game Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy (that game doesn't involve youngling slaughter)

[@otakunthevegan4206]

@@Randomlollis Ok thanks for the clear up.

[@lilstinker1949]

What do you think?

[@romiavitelshilo]

Uncle make new vado Me SmILe

[@emilianotype-g6877]

joel will never kill younglings that isn't in his charater

[@Helm_hammer]

0.25 playback at 22:00 the mutilated kid is still alive

[@failedabortion1894]

Holy fuck

[@krunkle5136]

16:00 I fucking can't.

[@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747]

Execute order sixty nine!

[@TallTapper]

beautiful

[@DorkJedi96]

This is now canon. All of it