[Vinesauce] Joel - Thanksgiving Turkey NES ROM Hacking ( Thanksgiving 2015 )

Gobble gabble, Joel takes on the turkey celebrations by making his own 8-bit hacks.
Date streamed: 26 Nov , 2015
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[@ShinyGoldBacon]

That turkey wasn't even being aggressive. He looked more curious than anything. It looked like he was going, "Hi human, what are you doing? Will you feed me? Where are you going? Come back? What's wrong? Hey, come back!"

[@animecats77]

I know, when Joel said "just punch it or something, run it over, make some roadkill buffet" my heart hurt a bit.

[@graysonrogers-barnes6302]

+ShinyGoldBacon I know, that woman was way too freaked out. XD

[@ProjectSNT]

Fun fact: turkeys that are bred for eating look completely different from wild turkeys. Farm turkeys have been selectively bred to be bigger, so that's why they look so doofy. Wild turkeys look like actual normal birds compared to domestic turkeys.

[@tippity-toptown1725]

One of my favorite pieces of history trivia is that Benjamin Franklin wanted America's national bird to be a turkey. Wild turkeys at the time were aggressive, but the modern turkey stereotype makes Ben's idea seem like a joke.

[@zan7737]

I don't know. They always look doofy to me.

[@firstnamelastname-ob6bw]

+Courtney (ProjectSNT) Wild turkeys still look like scrotal monsters to me. Just a little more gamey.

[@Chaos89P]

Another fun fact: Male platypuses have venom spurs on their hind legs. The venom's incapable of killing an average adult, but it hurts like HELL, for MONTHS, EVEN! If you're unlucky. Usually, the hellpain only lasts about a week or so.

[@WatersOfNazareth]

+Chaos89P Phineas And Ferb are dead because of that

[@hmoment3057]

Joel! Joel! Have you been downloading Turkeys on my computer again, Joel!?

[@warueegeee1476]

Joel streams always make me crack up like a hyena.

[@DPedroBoh]

+DaLink I swear he gotta be a comedy genius.

[@Will-Xaru]

+DaLink Joel and Vinny make me laugh like no other, I end up snorting and making that laugh where you don't really make any sound and you just kind of wheeze XD

[@cheesecakehabibi8684]

+DaLink he makes me gobble up

[@dasboschittisdead3418]

We can tell by your profile picture

[@GlitchYeen]

+DaLink heh

[@PSISomething]

TASTE THE SWEET SAUCE MMMM TURKEY

[@supershadow2021]

+PSISomething the...vinesause?

[@tillitsin2953]

Turkeysauce, Rev renames itself to get more attention

[@Wolfine21]

+FurFap What the fuck is that name xD

[@TheMoogleMaster]

+Andrew Wright Wish I thought of that one.

[@bowsmed]

The turkey... ah, the turkey... essentially nature's punishment for breeding peacocks and vultures...

[@zan7737]

Taste better than the vulture and the peacock combined.

[@bowsmed]

+Zan Good point, add a little chicken to the mix.

[@crazyluigi6664]

That fucking intro...

[@michaeljperez01]

"Go away!" Turkey lady

[@elisttm]

Tfw you realize the comments mainly talk about the intro or funny quotes.

[@tillitsin2953]

+Creeperstorm75 and then only one person complains about people's comments

[@uknown1100]

+Crazy Luigi I can watch Joel laughing at that for hours.

[@lacreatura4737]

+Crazy Luigi I thought it was joel's town or something. Until i saw the tv thing.

[@twirox1662]

THANK YOU MARIO! YOU HAVE FOUND THE. GRAVY GOOD JOB. PUSH BUTTON B TO EAT TURKEY

[@Connorses]

I want to see ad edit of that video with a jump-scare where she gets in the car and then when she turns the camera around the turkey is in the passenger seat. It would just make it PERFECT.

[@GothicCrimson]

Joel's ideal Thanksgiving Feast: Turkey -Gravy- Brown Sauce Turkey

[@MartyTheGamer]

That opening video was like a scene from Jurrasic Park.

[@ahaminspace]

Da da da da da da Da Da Da da ddddddaaaa da Da da da da

[@XamiNaxamis]

+MartyTheGamer Family resemblance i suppose

[@fnln3011]

Half expected for that Turkey to do a jumpscare at some point

[@Roosader]

Silly Joel. That was the United States Postal Service.

[@elisttm]

USPS okay

[@Roosader]

+Creeperstorm75 Good work.

[@elisttm]

+TheZeldaLova K

[@windowsqueegee6627]

Everyone can thank Joel for the Turkish translation of Zelda 2

[@fistoderp7992]

That giggle when turkey

[@Zhedox]

Leaked Turkey Prank 2015!

[@mindaugas9mm]

+Zhedox gone wrong sexual

[@BoreBone]

(GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL 2015)

[@Zhedox]

(PS4 GIVEAWAY READ DESC)

[@mindaugas9mm]

+Zhedox where

[@DawnstarTM]

(POLICE CALLED) (HILARIOUS PRANKS 2015)

[@dizzyshroom8376]

"My wife likes my snood" if you get this reference, or know what a snood is your pretty "cool"

[@doomman7349]

Take a shot everytime he says"Turkey"

[@sup209]

Rest in peace.

[@coltonoholley4259]

Hes just walking around and everyones freaking out, he must think that ladys a scrub

[@omegafoxie7707]

you impostor! you didnt say doot once in your comment!!!!!!!

[@omegafoxie7707]

lol

[@tillitsin2953]

huuh doot

[@_plg]

+OmegaEdge doot doot

[@misterlenny1154]

Joel should mod and break Spore

[@mrtorllin]

+Mister Lenny but spore is already broken

[@Gr33nj3ster]

I second that motion

[@arontavares5248]

I love that game, but the audio stopped working so it deserves to be punished.

[@MaskedMammal]

"Bit, you forgot the gravy" Damn, knew I forgot something.

[@9Sadness9]

GOBLE, GABLE, GOBLE GABLE, CRISTO, AVE MARÍA CRISTO GOBLE GABLE, OOH SACRAMENTO.

[@fyrewyre_]

GOBBLE TURKEY TURK

[@anstheramoldchannel6042]

obble e

[@vinesaucefan8869]

Movie stream was awesome last night, too. Thank you, Joel!

[@robbiezampini-is3en]

2:10:41-2:10:42 / 2:10:51-2:10:52-2:10:53-2:10:54-2:10:55-2:10:56-2:10:57-2:10:58-2:10:59-2:11:00-2:11:01-2:11:02

[@nabbitsyoutube8695]

It's like, every flightless bird is so pissed at humans all the time.

[@fatskepticalone4756]

+Nabbit's KZbin He looked more curious than mad...but then again most animals can't emote the way we can

[@nabbitsyoutube8695]

+Fat skeptical One There was a saying, "Curiosity killed the cat" and turkeys were literally our dinner for thanksgiving, so I'm just saying this turkey might be defending himself, knowing that his kind is being hunted for food.

[@LukeBeadles]

I was scrolling through the video with my arrow keys and I heard "There's Link... and Rev!"

[@voxlvalyx]

URKEGOBY

[@elisttm]

ITLRHPNU

[@elisttm]

OYZTJAMI

[@RAWINTHEVOID]

OBBLE

[@marvitian1471]

E

[@spaghettiiwithjuice9826]

SORRY I KNOW TURKEY?

[@koishikomeiji4082]

"Oh fuck I misspelled it" I haven't laughed that hard at a declaration in forever oh god

[@coloradohugge]

omg URKEGOBY cracked me up. and i watched this in a library and laughed really loud xD

[@aperturedj3783]

Does that lady at the intro not realize that if you act scared of them they'll want to follow you more?

[@toracenimarus1769]

danksgiving

[@elisttm]

mlg

[@KyllingThyme]

+Cenimarus May you be blessed with the power of the memes!

[@elisttm]

+Janne YAY thx

[@_plg]

+Cenimarus fitting avatar

[@crazyluigi6664]

+Cenimarus Thankest Giving Ever

[@Squiddy0912]

You've heard of Turkish Star Wars and Turkish Rambo, but have you heard of............ TURKISH MARIO BROS?!

[@SpiderInStockings]

I really need to go to sleep if I'm here this early

[@WatersOfNazareth]

"No TradeMark I Don't Want To Get Sued". Joel 2015

[@GoblinGoblet]

The even weirder thing is that the platypus is suppose to produce venom, too.

[@joseknavarro]

Do you ever just sit there and wonder, what life would be if Vinesauce was run by cows and not humans? "Welcome to Bovinesauce. Quality streams."

[@MrCowabungaa]

Fun-fact; blame people for how those turkeys look, because we've been selectively breeding them for ages now making them look like those monstrosities.

[@some_condiment]

Turkeys are like swans but you can actually eat turkeys without it taking your soul.

[@Testcat]

Did a quick google search, he's using Tile Layer Pro

[@RicUltima]

"Thank you fedex" @USPS

[@chesement4131]

right now im installing fallout 3 on my windows 10 laptop and it sounds like it will explode

[@p.x.x.l.s]

That's problematic. However, when I had installed Gmod, my laptop sounded like a nearby jet lifting off.

[@Ryanxd958]

dont Worry, Just dont try get fallout 4 or else dank memes will explode

[@chesement4131]

Dante Gamer nat meh dank may mays!

[@davipmello]

+Palo Kokokali talking 'bout me?

[@chesement4131]

Thomas The Dank Engine wat. duh dang dank engine himself? wow. I will cherish this moment 5ever

[@Nightout88]

joel next thanksgiving show us how normal Swedish people eat the dreaded surstrumming

[@Nightout88]

or charity ether or

[@brendan9734]

That first turkey looked EXACTLY like that curvy-nosed dude from sesame street.

[@_teagan]

joel have you evr been chased by a turkey? its scary as shit, i will fight you.

[@rico1463]

That turkey at the beginning... I woulda tamed it and made it a trained attack turkey. Don't know about you.

[@Mrcrazed]

I thought it was him being chased by the turkey at first

[@JoselitoSilvassauro]

help the turkey is still following me

[@TrancePacifica]

When Joel described those tacos, it sounded like something a pregnant woman would crave.

[@Ikarusu]

The Walking Turkey

[@vonical713]

The KILLER turkey.Everybody RUUUUNNNNNNN

[@daniellee4003]

A small loan of a million turkeys.

[@ahrichards5241]

"turkeys don't fly" jorgel pls

[@classymarowak7001]

damn it joel, I'm trying to sleep! why did ya have to upload a video |3

[@WarTex]

+Luke Turner B)

[@HauntedDreamz1]

Gravy is meat drippings or meat broth with either a white, light brown, or brown roux mixed in to thicken it. Sauces are made the same way. Some are roux based, some are slurry (cornstarch and water mixture) based, or reduced. And may I thank you for letting me teach you this stuff! 😀

[@schnoople7298]

+HauntedDreamz1 I like copying and pasting stuff from Wikipedia, too.

[@HauntedDreamz1]

Aww... Jealous of culinary knowledge? Did you go on wiki and see that what I wrote was word for word?

[@joshsteg10]

For the story you should've put "So now he roams the strets"

[@lazy_6857]

i am thankful for URKEGOBY

[@sangan3202]

pilgrim mario has the king crimson ability

[@carolynharris4993]

Welcome to the mystical land of turkey

[@OfficialAnderwho]

PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES! FUCK YEAH JOEL!

[@VincentWeir]

"Bit you forgot the gravy."

[@eriofmyire]

I'm from Pennsylvania and I never even heard of scrapple. I don't know where your getting your information, Joel.

[@MagickGOATee]

PRAISE BE TO LORDS URKEGOBY AND OBBLE E

[@WarTex]

Best Intro 11/4

[@GamiCross]

That intro: "Turkey attacks America!"

[@icrsicarussmith]

I guess a turkey looks like the lovechild of a peacock and a vulture but a platypus to me seems like it would look normal but we already see its parts on different animals making it seem much more odd. But despite them being a mammal that can lay eggs, it's not too much of a weird creature to me.

[@ghuruzilla]

I'm awaiting the release of Turkey Hunt, Legend of Turkey and Turkey Brothers 2. Possibly coming out next 4th Thursday of November?

[@elisttm]

Don't forget Super Turkey Bros, and Turkeyploon.

[@KupoKappa]

Joel's played Parappa the Rapper? Do you know why we stopped the car?

[@aromaticresidue6956]

Thank god I was at the stream :D

[@Luxai]

Why is that woman in the start getting so damn scared of a TURKEY? Sure, I get it, it has a beak and claws, but guess what, you got your many times heavier body - literally, you'd just have to lie down on the thing until it breaks. This animal fright thing is so weird sometimes. Or, you could just grab it's neck and snap it.

[@Scarfy397]

Wild turkeys are really aggressive and will fuck you up.

[@Luxai]

Oberst Wilhelm Klink LOL NO - they will not. I will fuck them up - you do realize that they have a very tiny neck that is easy to snap, right? I bet you're just afraid of a few bruiises. Well, I'm not. I mean, honestly, what are they gonna do to me? Peck me with that little tiny beak? Try to scratch me with those little tiny feet?

[@molybdenumrose]

+Luxai You're thinking of domesticated turkeys. Wild turkeys will straight up rip and tear, I've had my arms all slashed up while handling them before. And their necks don't really snap, they're all... bendy? They're stronger than you'd think too.

[@Luxai]

***** Rip and tear? Not with those claws and beaks XD They're turkeys, not cassowarys - and you were HANDLING them. Had you been defending yourself with no regards to the turkeys life, you would have reached out and grabbed it by the neck, ignoring the scratches. If their necks have bones, it will snap. That or you can always just strangle it. Look, I'm not saying you'd get no injuries, I am merely saying you can kill one without too much difficulty. Just don't be scared.

[@NBR696]

I'M FROM MURICA ND I GOTTA SWEDISH QUESTION. IS THAT BROWN SAUCE STUFF WHAT THEY PUT ON THE MEATBALLS AT IKEA? THAT SHIT IS SCRUMDIDDLYUMPCIOUS

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

Joel say......run over live turkey? Man that cherry Rero!Rero!Rero!

[@TiberiumWars]

Again this year time with the turkey Joel? Its the best :D

[@Chico16_]

Watching planes trains and automobiles is a tradition in my house

[@robertcop2159]

Chico 16 those were the best

[@gamesthatiplay9083]

You made the mistake of backing down. An even larger mistake would be to run, because then they'll beat you to death. All foul are that way.

[@Wolfine21]

"Who puts a hat on a bird?" Disney.

[@robbiezampini-is3en]

1:39:48-1:39:57-1:40:10-1:40:15-1:40:29

[@Lemongeoduck]

Try rooting for a football team that's mascot is physically a turkey, but hey I still love my Hokies

[@WhoIsAnnieMay]

Am I going insane, or does anyone else remember the introduction to this stream (the turkey video) with Joel's commentary before this was uploaded? I don't remember watching the stream or anything... EDIT: Oh, wait.... I'm an idiot, I just needed to watch a bit further

[@justinsinger2505]

First vinny criticized geese now joel criticizes turkey's

[@jayostrum2504]

Jfc, by the time the platypus showed up I was dying

[@MultiAwsomes]

Sweden and Mexico celebrate (or used to celebrate) The same Halloween. Dia De Los Muertos, and Swedish Halloween.

[@notEisiger]

I'll give you a really cool spell-- now please leave and get out of my house

[@mindaugas9mm]

Papa joel lessons KNOWLODGE

[@ammytersau]

+mindaugas minde lamber genie

[@elisttm]

IT SAYS "RLY AWAY"! omg

[@rosiegirling11]

'Id like to put my tongue on it'

[@robbiezampini-is3en]

LOL that Toad voice on 1:39:57.

[@blubinboyisawesome1882]

Gobble Gobble Turkey.

[@emmy9345]

'look at that turkey' thats a kiwi...

[@DisposableCowboy]

I want to artificially inseminate the smallest bread of dog with the largest and just see what happens.

[@chris_htepo]

they were so busy seeing if we could, they never stopped to think if we should

[@joshuabrown6256]

Joel i have no idea what the fuck mystery meat is. What America am I living in.

[@georgeanderson6255]

What about Trains, Planes, and Car Insurance? That's a KZbin classic for me.

[@NewDuckCity]

Mistakes into miracles

[@soupe2electricboogaloo709]

Jesus: "It's just a prank bro."

[@shorterneilisbored7078]

oh hey! a joke ripped straight from theodd1sout!

[@TrancePacifica]

The turkey only wanted a friend :/

[@Amber-si7kx]

my friend has a chicken and he chases me and he just scratches me up lol

[@arex531]

red eyes but with a good laugh

[@firstnamelastname-ob6bw]

joel you're so sweet you make me laugh so much dude

[@spoopyweeb326]

Joel need to do this to a MOTHER 1 ROM and make a vinesauce RPG

[@cassi75474]

I used to actually get free food at school, and what I always loved was PIZZA MONDAYS! Anybody remember that? We got a square pizza slice with square pepperonis on it.

[@cassi75474]

***** I hate spicy shit, tbh. Can't handle it. But I thought it was okay, but then again they DID give me free food, so...

[@cassi75474]

***** I cannot remember how, I think it was because I said "but i dun' hav any money" on the first day of elementary.

[@jacobsitton6970]

+cassi75474 Here Its Pizza Fridays but we get the same kind of pizza square sliced