[Vinesauce] Vinny - Disastrous DOS Games 3

Sherlock Holmes tries to solve the mystery of the most bizarre bowling game in DOS history. Streamed live on Vinesauce. Check out my other youtube channel for full streams. ► bit.ly/vinefullsauce My twitter: ► / vinnyvinesauce
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[@repugnus932]

"WHY AM I ABLE TO BOWL IN NAZI GERMANY" Vinny's streams never cease to amaze.

[@fantoonstic]

*M A N S L A V E*

[@robertsides3626]

"I wanna see Sherlock Homes in like a bondage outfit, celebrating." ~Vinesauce 2018

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

"I don't wanna see it, but I'm predicting it!"

[@unquestionableexistance8704]

In the Mario bros Cartoon Bowser ties up Sherlock Homes so i guess thats close enough

[@TheLeadingCat]

It's my headcanon that the Manslave is Sherlock Holmes.

[@chemergency]

Fun fact: the gory, goofy pong game around the end was developed by the same guys that made NESticle, the first really popular NES emulator for DOS/Win95 back in 1997.

[@beatrix-persephone]

Thanks Shitman!

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315]

that makes way too much sense

[@stproducciones9140]

Explains the name and the bloody hand cursor

[@spugintrntl]

Well that explains literally everything.

[@LuckyLeverVIEJO]

BOW TO THE FECAL LORD

[@Dracomut]

These DOS games are basically a summation of your average middle-schooler's sense of humor: big boobs, gratuitous blood and gore, random uses of well-known fictional characters, and Hitler; all drawn in either an anime style or a needlessly grotesque one.

[@oooooooooegorova9717]

This is literally a description of flash games in the early to mid 2000s. Humanity does not change.

[@vinesauce]

Triceratops evolved to wear clothes

[@bingle2484]

Why plae babbie?

[@crazyluigi6664]

Vinesauce Congrats on a fantastic charity stream this year! :)

[@RGDcommentnode]

That reminds me of an episode of Star Trek: Voyager

[@jazpuh]

This is Vinny, not Joel. They're two entirely different streamers.

[@stevenwhuntva]

Triceratons from TMNT?

[@TheBrianJ]

6:46 Today the part of Badass Future Cyborg will be played by a 14-year-old who really doesn't want to be a part of Class Picture Day.

[@ikagura]

TheBrianJ hah

[@AceAttorny]

"HIS LEG IS STILL ON FIRE! THEY JUST EXPLODE INTO LEGS!" - Unidentified US Army Private, Vietnam, 1970

[@Finnyan]

The ending screen btw says (in the last game): "Because you won the olympics, you now get out of jail." That was the only thing i found worth translating, since most of the finnish language in that game seemed kinda broken.

[@Kemuja]

As a Finnish boy, I must ask, "mitä helvettiä" was that game?

[@_kadoodles_]

fyi the playable characters in that amazing bowling game are: -Bruce Lee -Madonna (complete with Bowling Pin Tits) -Napoleon -Hitler (obviously, what's a bowling game without Hitler?) -Rie Miyazawa (the one with her Whole Ass Out) -Sherlock Holmes

[@licenciadoencomerasado9364]

Why is Napoleon a bullfighter?

[@iamvalentine]

Wow, this brings back memories! I had the Russian game at 3:07 as a kid and never expected it to show up on Vinesauce. I couldn't get the music to play and I had no idea about some of the controls. In this level Space + Right = punch, Space + Down = kick, Up = block. For anyone wondering, the game is Crow (Ворона) by Nikita/ONP from 1992, the two guys on screen are Russian fairy tale characters Ivan the Fool (the player on the left) and Yemelya, and the fish is Yemelya's magical pike that grants wishes, seen here granting its master's wish to slap Vinny in the face.

[@Actual-Knight]

the music sounds like a bad midi of Katyusha

[@proffesionalweredog7426]

@@Actual-Knight i think that's what that is

[@kayfindley3040]

69 likes

[@Simte]

*[MANSLAVING INTENSIFIES]*

[@cptdalek1711]

*Sees Hitler* Aaaand, there goes Vinny’s ad revenue.

[@KratosAurionPlays]

lol XD

[@Davidpoland2005]

i mean fuck ads, these are the worst ads like imagine a game ripoff ad with ninja and tfue but they get names like michael or dick

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

@@Davidpoland2005 GKYS.

[@sam4gaming135]

There's still ads

[@yocapo32]

@@sam4gaming135 Oh, KZbin made it so ads always play on every video, even if not monetized or age restricted. It's just the creator that doesn't get any money from them.

[@hobnails]

Gonna be honest, that Claymation chestburster grub at 6:14 was pretty damn cool, I like what they did for the attack animations. Would of loved to see the backstory for that friggin' thing.

[@BroomPusher2024]

The Backstory: The games Animators got lazy, and animated a worm instead of the Minotaur character. I wish i was kidding.

[@AHorseThatIsARadish]

@@BroomPusher2024 i mean I can't blame them, I would do the same really.

[@SaucyPuppetShow1]

I am genuinely surprised to scroll down here and find that all the comments are NOT just "MANSLAVE"

[@KratosAurionPlays]

5:39 I like how the game only put in that one death sound effect.

[@garirry]

The first game is clearly based on the Israeli snack called "Bamba" (peanut butter snacks). The baby is its mascot and the text is in Hebrew. Honestly I'm surprised that this even exists.

[@colmoe]

I am suprised that there is even עברית localization. You'd have to create a custom game engine and all for the right-to-left text. -an Israeli living in תלפיות

[@ToxPhy]

I went to a summer camp as a kid that had a poster with that mascot on it for some reason. I haven’t seen that character in a decade probably and thought I’d never see it again, but it showed up in pretty much the last place I’d expect it.

[@mrsir5705]

S A B A M B A

[@samhain1198]

"yep video games were a mistake" *bowling pin noise* Don't know why this made me laugh

[@aestheticqueen1457]

*high-quality and family friendly gaming*

[@dankananga]

Holmes vs. Hitler BATTLE OF THE MILLENNIUM

[@NOTHlNG]

Marvel or DC? Whatever, I buy it!

[@awesumdood3994]

Aristotle vs. MASHY SPIKE PLATE

[@finRatman]

Damn, Vinny has played so many terrible Finnish DOS games so far. I love it.

[@SergioSergio12345]

6:48 Vinny evolved into Joel for a second there.

[@jakerobbins314]

Joerl

[@crazyluigi6664]

Jorgel

[@ekmad]

Stop watching porn

[@maskedwatercress]

ekmad What does that have to do with this?

[@ekmad]

Varg?

[@Mcburger644]

3:28 Robert Cop

[@spyr0guy]

Furniture of Law Enforcement

[@GeneralCane]

"Oh yes, to the magnificent bovine." "Moooo." *Eats him* "Hehe... hehehehe -- no." "NOGGINDE NOCKYURS... 2." Vinny: "I am no longer of this Earth."

[@Ribbons0121R121]

i am no longer of this earth

[@KawaiiKaabii1993]

man plane

[@bl1tz533]

1:59 Oh. Okay, /pol/ and /vr/ made a game one day.

[@mr.andrew9171]

3:13 do I hear katyusha????!!!!

[@GoldenGamezNL]

Mr. Andrew yes

[@Giguv05]

The characters seem to be the heroes of Russian fairytales

[@salt_furryuwu1225]

Yes

[@ChipDaMunkh]

Torilla tavataan, Suomi mainittu.

[@Finnyan]

ChipDaMunkh 👍

[@twirox1662]

Tortilla avataan

[@NOTHlNG]

The only Finnish phrase I understand is "Leave me alone, I know what I'm doing".

[@kinkkku]

Top quality, Finnish DOS games.

[@kaase4879]

The baby is frightenly similar to that of the disembodied floating head of the Phineas and Ferb series

[@robertlainsley824]

12:53 best game of bowling 2018

[@carsonschaneman]

4:27 All hail t-pose menu man

[@2minuss]

"it didn't choose Hitler." Well, that's a relief, isn't it?

[@erikm12]

The baby in the first game is the mascot for an Israeli snack called Bamba, which are pretty much just Cheetos puffs but peanut instead of cheese flavored. They kind of taste like packing peanuts coated in peanut butter, but I still like them for some reason...

[@kaaaaos]

Finland used to have a really prominent shareware scene back in the DOS days which gave us gems like Liero, so glad Vinny was able to show off some of the more insane, black metal & warm beer fueled 'classics'

[@Mikedot]

The 90s sure were an amazing time for PC gaming...

[@xavierhorn9825]

Oh my god I recognize the baby chips from the 1st part, it's some Israeli brand we saw on our trip to Israel. I didn't even know they would've made a game off of that character because it looks so weird

[@flashmozzg]

12:43 TRUE AESTHETIC

[@madafaka2666]

3:07 Mother Russia Intensifies

[@sora8711]

I have no idea why that game had Katyusha playing, but I'll take it.

[@madafaka2666]

I think it is because is a russian game

[@realMONKEYCOMEDY]

katyusha

[@gnupfo]

I first learned that song as a finnish sauna song

[@PYC128]

Anybody have a list of these games? I'm legitimately interested in noodley 4:09 and whatever kind of game has both beat-em-up mechanics and an RPG HUD

[@MrDmoney156]

PYC128 oh that awesome game is called Darkside Story which is a South Korean exclusive DOS game

[@Jamie-yp7qz]

MrDmoney156 Darkside Story actually looks pretty good, I might play it sometime

[@Punykirby]

Its always a good day when a new Highlight video comes out

[@neroxen_]

So many Finnish games.

[@MrDmoney156]

Neroxen you mean un-finnished games

[@Finnyan]

MrDmoney156 give this guy a medal ^

[@ramonestefano]

I used to play a lot of "Dangerous Dave" in my time. Give it a go sometime.

[@Ozterkvlt]

dangerous dave is pretty nice. i think it was made by carmack and romero which is why it's such a solid game

[@ramonestefano]

Yeah, you are right on that. It was a pretty cool game, but it controlled like a nightmare when you were falling.

[@Seantendo]

ramonestefano You should follow it up with Rick Dangerous, just so you have to stop and think which one was which any time somebody mentions one of them.

[@MrYulienskate]

Oh my god that game It made computer class a lot more enjoyable back in my elementary school years

[@teckworks]

Man I hate it when I get pisteet in the middle of bowling.

[@SeafoamBoi]

pisteet means "points" in finnish, also youre the only furry artist i like

[@CaptainFlavio]

Petit pisteet

[@HardDiskDog]

Oh hey I know where your pfp comes from now _good taste_

[@HS-mn6jc]

Kilo he makes that art tho 🤔 I mean I guess an artist’s own work _is_ their taste???

[@proffesionalweredog7426]

woah i didnt expect to see you here

[@Amouat2000]

This video is already banned in Germany.

[@Jester_Jean]

No it isn't

[@CatastrophicConundrum]

JohnnyStyle300 r/woosh

[@xDragonHybridx]

After watching those Rumble Roses corruptions, I finally know where the 'Man Slave' soundbite came from

[@blizzardwarrior8738]

6:56 I actually like how threatening, and intense this battle music is tho! >w

[@ItsJade17]

Love your videos Vinny!

[@PopfulFrost]

The people who made that severed head pong game? They also made the NESticle emulator.

[@carlodidonna1478]

Totally falls in line with Vinesauce quality standards, lol

[@NeonLitGhost]

9:05 the original Saltybet

[@muwuny]

>didn't play as Hitler Weak

[@AndyPlaysAllNight]

9:05 I actually remember playing that game when I was a kid o.o it was on one of those 1000 games on one cd

[@trashrabbit69]

John Rasta Soldier might be the most unusual DOS game I've seen yet. And... there's quite a lot of those that fit into this category.

[@chickie456]

5:42 worst part is the fact the train had a face. It was alive and now it's dead and the bear could of cared less...

[@catb0mb]

7:56 Too little, too late, talking leg.

[@zyrkugilgamesh]

1:02 Babu Shits Himself *Bad End*

[@eijuni8712]

dark, empty void holes for eyes on babies are my faaaavorite

[@MrDmoney156]

Only in Korea

[@Delurede]

1:52 이소룡=bruce lee 마돈나=madonna 나폴레옹=napoleon 2:03 히틀러=hitler 미와 자와리=rie miyazawa 셜록홈즈 = sherlock hormes 2:21 동경 볼링장 = tokyo bowling club 2:31 심했다 = too bad

[@pootard3538]

Is Vinny’s soul slowly ascending to another clone of Joel? The main question is... is he okay and what will happen next?

[@reddheirwingenjoyer]

Vinny, definitely think about playing the "Pac Guy" games in the next DOS stream. Those were an absolute gem in my childhood.

[@cyberrednec]

5:13 literally that mission from GTA:SA

[@cats-hv2lm]

12:52 *distorted mumbling that devolves into windy mic mouthbreathing and then horriblely distorted and amusingly fake choking sounds complete with gurgles and “BLEH”s and at least one squeal*

[@starflash7076]

this whole video feels like a fever dream. espiecally the last game.

[@zak7an2]

I bet the bear thing was so smug because crashing the train was just a part of an insurance scam "Oh man, a crash? What a bummer, right?"

[@Romanticoutlaw]

is it korea that's so detached from world history that hitler is some kind of quirky silly character? I feel like that's korea

[@EpicB]

Romantic Outlaw I guess since they never experienced Hitler and his atrocities first hand they thought this would be okay.

[@VagineerHuur]

Also the "world history" we know is centered around western history. Europeans and Americans freak out over what nazi germany did, but they don't give a shit, or are not aware of how imperial japan killed, raped and fucked over nearby nations like the Chinese and Koreans.

[@JohnnyCasey]

Meanwhile, North korea is getting sh!t from either of those sides...

[@ananonymoususer8098]

Apparently its a taiwanese game translated and imporred for korean arcade machines

[@Seoul_Goodman]

Asian countries in general were kinda insensitive about Hitler or Nazi stuffs back then. I remember seeing a Nazi themed bar in a downtown as a kid.

[@conchobair9887]

Vinesauce I wish I could send you money to get therapy, but im too poor to do that

[@wormaheldharrier3122]

13:26 Psycho Mantis?

[@doctrow37]

the cutscene and following game at 11:50 gave me a fight or flight response. and my body chose fight

[@aloftmelevar]

1:39 *I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA*

[@TheEssem]

6:14 My left ear loved that part.

[@captainjurgh8142]

South Korea DOS Games are the best Korea Gaem hands down

[@jozseflevai3282]

One of them happens to be 1996's *Dragon Tuka,* based on _(surprise surprise)_ the *Young-Goo* sci-fi action toku flick of the same name and year.

[@MF99K]

Oh man I remember this stream this was a while ago

[@TheBestKindOfFailure]

Oh God, the monster fighting game with the ostrich and eyeball I played back in the Windows 95 days, it was so mesmerizing to see these things beat each other up. As a young child, anyway. I didn't think I'd ever see gameplay of it.

[@samhawkss8445]

I like this look into Ms dos bad library of games, thanks Vinny.

[@TommyDaGreatest]

Knogginknockers 2 is a classic. I could play it in two player mode for hours with my friends when I first discovered it... Very unbalanced though as some characters have ultra special attacks while others are basically Pichu. Also: Ann player! Duu player! Aptioons!

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

I hope Vinny will continue to cover more obscure and forgotten DOS and early Windows games.

[@NintendoNerd64]

Ms dung, yeah ya got that right

[@tuto1279]

6:18 Mr.Stark I don't feel so good

[@2minuss]

3:09 isn't that like some old russian song?

[@eternalemerald2795]

11:15 The character sprites look like Megaman Sprite Game

[@peepsbates]

12:47-13:17 This is the most accurate representation of the Winter War and Continuation War I've ever seen in a video game.

[@patfrost3498]

Gotta love the classic characters emerging in those DOS streams. I too want to play my bowling game as Chibi Sherlock Holmes, crushing Chubby Hitler and his Nazi emporium.

[@bread9276]

Never say nein to bowling

[@Seantendo]

Battle of The Eras is like if the kids from Home Movies made games instead.

[@jozseflevai3282]

If there was a Mystery Science Theater 3000 for Retro '90s Games, Battle of the Eras would be one of its earlier riffing victims.

[@JoLiKMC]

07:37 - This game is literally a bootleg port of _NARC._ I've seen this, too! Huh. 11:12 - Aww, hell yes! Back to Bloodlust! Also. ＭＡＮＳＬＡＶＥ！

[@Skyler7667]

it takes so long for these videos to go on the main channel

[@joshuakorynta3385]

4:24 he's asserting his dominance

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

12:53 Like something out of PilotRedSun.

[@EtchJetty]

Love that sick-ass Bamba remix in the first game. Ein c'mo Bamba indeed.

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

12:15 Joel's throat impression for Vinny

[@vullbee]

These are some good games

[@madafaka2666]

5:29 when you touch the spaguetti

[@michaelstudley8062]

hebrew baby potato chips game

[@EtchJetty]

it's actually corn puffs with peanut butter flavoring. they're pretty good, surprisingly

[@aiharakotokorulesbluerose4170]

EtchJetty ooofff u like em?

[@fratercontenduntocculta8161]

Yeah they’re called bamba, i got some on amazon a few months back and they’re quite good

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

@@aiharakotokorulesbluerose4170 GKYS.

[@Exowave1]

the way Vinny says 10:26 has me in stitches for some reason it's not even funny

[@laziestoldman]

I'm so glad John Parker, Rasta Soldier, made it in the compilation.

[@bobbobber4810]

Some of those will give me nightmares.

[@yahavlivni3002]

Funny thing is that the baby game the first one is actually a game on a popular snack brand in my country

[@dryued6874]

3:12 Holy _shit_ that brings back memories.

[@AHorseThatIsARadish]

So I finished blood monsters 1 and 2 fully, and oh god it's beautiful.

[@AHorseThatIsARadish]

Also ending for blood monster 2 is a little weird, like how did the hero even get in prison, he killed monsters to save people and that's the thanks you give him? (I had to translate the ending because I was curious). But anyway can't wait for iso and blood software to make blood monsters 3: the king crimsons.